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Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 313
:bouncin: :bouncin: Black Friday Sale starts Monday! 25% off storewide! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...
Nov 20, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 312
Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck! Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Take a look at this merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more ab...
Nov 13, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 311
You better not give us a one-star review, because we saw you give Arby's a five... Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Take a look at this merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about you...
Nov 06, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 310
This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Take a look at this merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad ...
Oct 30, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 309
Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad...
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 306
The scariest thing about a prop should not be the price tag. Listen to Xandy read confessions with Wine & Crime! https://open.spotify.com/episode/32mfPsHonY98Wd43PjXcYf?si=e1adfbe30c02472d Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xti...
Oct 16, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 307
FLATULENCE ALLOWED AND SELECTIVE HEARING ONLY Check out Christine's feature on Baywatchers! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Tf1cKnDcZV9OLwQPbipfx?si=8c578caa036e49b6 Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.et...
Oct 09, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 306
It's not even Xandy's birthday today. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 02, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 305
Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035! Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...
Sep 25, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 304
When you're done listening to this episode, could you bring our mom some nacho cheese? Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more abou...
Sep 18, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 303
"Prepare for rude surprises!" We're having a topsy-turvy week over here at Sandmonster HQ so please enjoy one of our favorite live shows - Washington, DC! (Full video version on Patreon!) Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's ...
Sep 11, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 302
Happy Good Friday! We're gonna kick you right in the ass. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
Sep 04, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 301
"I know this isn't a forum to defend ourselves..." proceed to defend ourselves. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ...
Aug 28, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 300
We are eagerly awaiting your powerpoint applications. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...
Aug 21, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 299
We're still not totally sure what Wisconsin Dells is... Come see us in Chicago and St. Louis!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stre...
Aug 14, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 298
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Aug 07, 2024•53 min•Ep. 297
In this episode there's a bird with a taste for human flesh and a Christine with a taste for earthworms. Come see us in Philly, DC, Chicago, and St. Louis!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtin...
Jul 31, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 296
Our 7/11 live show from Salt Lake City! See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more ab...
Jul 24, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 295
Did you know we went to Catholic school? See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more a...
Jul 17, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 294
If you see Xandy looking for compliments at your local dog groomer... no you didn't. See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's ...
Jul 10, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 293
It's like a foot camel animorph. Watch our virtual live stream July 7th at 7:00 PM ET! twitch.tv/xandyschiefer See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/s...
Jul 03, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 292
Description: This episode is full of hits like "Midnight in Charlotte," "Manhattan is Not My Home," and "I love HAM." See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.ets...
Jun 26, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 291
Only real ones can name three pollinators. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer ...
Jun 19, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 290
We are not liable for any nightmares you might have about AI Jesus with four hands. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles...
Jun 12, 2024•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 289
Put your phone on Zeppelin mode and help us get this balloon out of a tree. Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Come see us live!! Our Portland show is SOLD OUT get your tix for the others now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour You can see clips from our episodes for free on our Youtube channel! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thext...
Jun 05, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 288
Eros hath struck you with his arrow so you have no choice but to love this episode. Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Come see us live!! Our Portland show is SOLD OUT get your tix for the others now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour You can see clips from our episodes for free on our Youtube channel! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/sh...
May 29, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 287
Go go gadget penis pump! Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get your live show tickets now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choic...
May 22, 2024•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 286
Coming Soon to Theaters Near You: Get Out of My Swamp (And by Swamp I Mean Reality) See us LIVE: beachtoosandy.com Check out our merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White....
May 15, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 285
Check out merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 08, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 284
