In this chaotic episode, we discover that corpses do not be Gucci... Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 30 min
Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on Hennessy and sunscreen. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 23 min
We also talk about Hooters' best selling items! *checks notes* Uh milk and baked beans... Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Aunts and ants alike will LOVE this episode. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2022•35 min
We hope this episode makes you giggle galore until you can't breathe. Check out the mascot photos on Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 19 min
The biggest paradox is that two people who don't know what they're talking about... talk for a living. Did we finally use that word right? Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 1 min
See pics of some of these ridiculous products on our Instagram! instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 19 min
While you're out shopping for Bitch Too Sandy perfume, be sure to pick up Christine's latest book: Costumer Service 101! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 21 min
What's good for the goose is good for this podcast. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2022•51 min
BITCH TOO SANDY... coming soon to a department store near you! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 26, 2022•2 hr 1 min
Come down to the Lizard Hole! Tonight's entertainment is Christine singing and Xandy playing game show host again... Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 53 min
If you want a full version of 'Toes in the Sand,' let us know and we'll give you recommendations for therapists. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 38 min
Throw on your airbrushed lederhosen, because we're going tubbing! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 21 min
You know what they say... Whatever can't kill you is a terrible product. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 31, 2021•31 min
What is a lighthouse if not a house with a light on it? Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 33 min
You can tell we're handling the holidays well when we're wishing you a Happy New Year over a week early... Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music ...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench. Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Lear...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Want to join the sisterhood of the traveling poopy pants? Listen to the episode to find out how! Check out our Instagram for holiday pine cone ideas: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD a...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Ding dong! Check out our Instagram to see how our Christmas Tree shopping went: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 13 min
For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 30, 2021•43 min
Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by Christune. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 24, 2021•55 min
This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Go see pics of Xandy at The Transit Museum: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 03, 2021•57 min
If you look up in the night sky, you just may see the siblings Schiefer flying by. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Between talks of foreplay and vacuums, this episode really sucks. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 25, 2021•42 min
Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 20, 2021•49 min
Christine is one step closer to her final form: White Mist. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Christine finally admits she wouldn't fly to Maine to teach a child about the birds and the bees. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 06, 2021•1 hr 2 min
While Xandy was busy browsing our subreddit, Christine went down a rabbit hole of misery. Enjoy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 29, 2021•1 hr 11 min
