This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , we're leapfrogging right into Inspector Gadget 2! The one with the Girl Inspector Gadget, who looks remarkably like a friend of ours. Join us on the goopiest episode yet as we introduce you all to our new beloved cyborg co-host Robo-Nova , wade into a whole new world of viscous hot pink gunge to pick apart exactly in what ways a movie can be racist towards a car, and Mia interrogates Lucy about a mystery piercing... If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes ...
May 06, 2026•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 11
On this extra special Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes , we're investigating the beloved all-american classic Nancy Drew, joined by our own beloved american class act and dear dear friend Victoria Scott , host of the podcast Tran Girlismo ! Specifically, we're covering the 2007 eponymous film that literally none of us remembers existing. Join us as we give ourselves Precocious Darling Dysphoria, take turns dunking on a leather-jacketed 12-year-old boy who is somehow already...
Apr 29, 2026•7 min•Season 1Ep. 10
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , things are finally getting Swedish round here as we dig out the files on Stieg Larsson's posthumous novel Men Who Hate Women , and its two separate film adaptations; The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. But which one are we watching, I hear you ask? Yes. Could we have planned this better? Yes. Join us for a Scandinavian smorgasbord where Lucy gets pretty convinced that the layout of chess pieces is key to unlocking the mystery, ...
Apr 22, 2026•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 9
On this Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes , we blow the lid on a 30 year old case by analysing the classic Simpsons two parter 'Who Shot Mr Burns?' "But wait, I thought it was the baby?" Oh ho, my friend, I'm afraid you could not be wrongerer. Join us for an unexpected jazz extravaganza as we tap-dance over the minefield of Nova's competing podcast contractual obligations, wax nostalgic over the queen of our hearts Waylon Smithers, and Lucy goes a bit Pepe Silvia digging int...
Apr 15, 2026•9 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Bonjour, détectives! This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , we bring in Commissaire Jules Maigret for some much needed gender questioning. Specifically, the Georges Simenon novella Maigret and the Dead Girl , for which the best on-screen adaptation unfortunately stars the most Brought-In-For-Questioning actor we've yet encountered. Oui, nous regrettons tout. We've watched it so you don't have to. Join us as investigate the Saddest Detective In The World. A man with the lungs of a twelve year old. A ...
Apr 08, 2026•1 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 7
What? You thought Be Gay Solve Crimes were gonna take our sweet time getting round to this? You think we'd tease you like that? We've never been more serious about anything in our goddamn lives. That's right. You've waited long enough. It's time for L.A. Noire. It's like regular noir, but it has an e on the end because it's for girls. If you want access to the full episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for £5 a month you'll get access to all our bonus episodes, past and future (including D...
Apr 01, 2026•9 min•Season 1Ep. 6
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , we turn our interrogation lamp directly in the face of Miss Jane Marple. Specifically the achingly gay 2005 ITV adaptation of A Murder Is Announced . Join us as we give ourselves crippling 1940s Woman Dysphoria, watch the butchest of butch lesbians Spank The Hogs, and learn just how incestuous UK casting decisions can get. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes more frequently, subscribe to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you'll gain access ...
Mar 25, 2026•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 5
On this week's Bonus Episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes , we take a leaf out of the late great Hannibal Lecter's book and, tongues firmly in our cheeks, attempt to pin down that most curious of transphobic shapeshifters, Silence of the Lambs (1991). Available in full right now on our Patreon ! Join us next week as we turn our magnifying glasses on Miss Marple in the 2005 ITV adaptation of A Murder Is Announced where we give ourselves crippling 1940s Woman Dysphoria, watch the butchest of butch lesbi...
Mar 18, 2026•9 min•Season 1Ep. 4
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , our investigation brings us to Hercule Poirot in Death On The Nile (1978). Join us as we hunt down a League of Library Assassins, enlist Butch Maggie Smith to help us finally make the switch to injections, and watch Angela Lansbury down a crocodilian cocktail* to appease Sobek, God of Semen. *A croc-tail, if you will.** **We won't. For more Be Gay Solve Crimes , check out our Patreon where for as little £5 a month you'll get access to our fortnightly bonus epis...
Mar 11, 2026•1 hr 49 min•Season 1Ep. 3
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes we turn our magnifying glasses on Disco Elysium , setting out to prove once and for all that underneath all his baggage, Harrier du Bois may in fact have been Harrier du Girls all this time. If you want to hear the full version of this bonus episode, you can find it and all our future bonus episodes on our patreon for as little as £5 a month!
Mar 04, 2026•6 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Welcome to our new transfeminine detective podcast! Every episode, Mia Mulder ( @Potatopolitics ), November Kelly ( @postoctobrist ), and Lucy From Scotland ( @absobloodylucy ) interrogate a different piece of detective fiction in hopes of answering the greatest mystery of all: is being a detective a kind of trans? For our first episode, we are proud to present a truly inexplicable 1940s Sherlock Holmes adaptation: The Woman in Green . Featuring hypnotism, cannabis, and laws against fat people. ...
Feb 25, 2026•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 1
