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Baywatch Watch

Heather, Zach, & Charliewearecampfire.media
Hasselhoff. Anderson. The beach. The lifeguard tower. These were some of the people and locations that made Baywatch one of the most watched TV series of all time, despite it not being a very good show. Baywatch Watch is a podcast where your hosts Zach Olsen, Charlie Mihelich, and Heather Higginbotham give an unnecessarily in-depth review of every episode of Baywatch and its various spinoffs (Baywatch Nights, Baywatch Hawaii, etc.). Come get wet with us!
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Episodes

Thorpe's Big Audition - "Shelter Me"

The worst storm in 8 years is on its way to Baywatch and Mitch has decided this is a great time to redo the roof of his house. Will the roofers finish the job before the storm arrives? No chance! The storm also brings a couple of criminals to Baywatch HQ who earlier shot Garner and left him for dead. They take a number of people hostage including Craig and Gina who are once again having relationship issues. This couple is trending down. But trending up is Shauni and Eddie who finally share their...

Jun 28, 20191 hr 48 min

The First Juggalo - "The Cretin Of The Shallows" w/ special guest Charlie Mihelich

Unfortunately there's a serial killer on the beaches of Baywatch. Fortunately Charlie Mihelich (UCB) is our first ever guest on this week's Baywatch Watch! Unfortunately Charlie is powerless to stop the killer as he lacks the ability to appear in a TV show from 1989. Fortunately Mitch & the gang are on the case! Unfortunately Eddie's not much help because he's fallen in love with Craig's wife Gina after getting drugged up at the dentist. Fortunately Craig's eyes are so lifeless he fails to n...

Jun 14, 20191 hr 27 min

Bryan Cranston's Party Boat - "Cruise Ship"

Bryan Cranston appears in this episode of Baywatch as one of his most iconic characters, Tom Logan the party boat captain who refuses to play by the rules! When he's not dropping brides-to-be in the water with his reckless driving, he's telling Mitch and Craig to F off while wearing a t-shirt that says Logan's Party Animals. I can't wait for the Funko Pop figure of Logan that will almost certainly come out eventually. But that's not all! Shauni has a new boyfriend and he totally sucks. Eddie is ...

Jun 07, 20191 hr 49 min

Craig's Performance Problems - "Rookie School"

There's a lot of sexual tension in the air at Baywatch and also a little bit of old-fashioned lifeguard rookie school rivalry. Craig and Gina are on vacation and planning to make a baby, but it's just too much pressure for Craig and he's become a complete wreck incapable of doing anything besides complaining. Over at rookie school, Trevor has himself a brand new rival named Jeff who will do whatever it takes to finish first, and that includes having his own personal lifeguard coach who cares abo...

May 31, 20191 hr 51 min

Detective Jill, AKA Unsurelock Holmes - "The Drowning Pool"

Wow! Baywatch really went for it on this one and made an entire episode based around Jill. Can you believe it? The episode begins with a wealthy man on his morning swim being murdered by a scuba diver. Jill probably could have saved him if she wasn't distracted by a dumb guy using an inner tube. Priorities, Jill! Everyone believes that the weatlhy man drowned after a heart attack, but out of nowhere Jill has a hunch that it was murder and now she's playing detective at Baywatch. As part of her i...

May 24, 20191 hr 39 min

Thorpe's Calves - "The Sky Is Falling"

The sky is truly falling on Baywatch as Gayle threatens to take Hobie away from Mitch when she transfers to Ohio...oh...that and an airplane crashes into the ocean. Meanwhile Captain Thorpe decides its time to get in the trenches to teach the young lifeguards some lessons. Shauni and Eddie LOVE the company. Remember that plane that crashed into the ocean? Its two passengers are saved but are attempting to retrieve its cargo. Is it trouble? Will they be thwarted? Is this the end of Hobie's life o...

May 17, 20191 hr 37 min

The Pirates of Baywatch Bay - "Message In A Bottle"

Oh no, pirates! A couple of modern day pirates are terrorizing the waters of Baywatch and no one seems to be trying very hard to stop them. That is until Hobie and a couple of his friends take a boat out onto the ocean and go missing. At that point Mitch and the team spring into action. Ok, that's not really true. They let a full day pass without searching for his missing son. But on the day after that, they do a full Baywatch-style search and rescue. As they wait for someone to take an interest...

May 10, 20191 hr 40 min

Kenny the Koala and a Squid-Sucking Lifeguard - "Second Wave"

Eddie's pilfering Philly past catches up with him in the form of a former pal named Jimmy Roché. The two of them spend the first 20 minutes of the episode talking about how much they love Wawa, but after that things get a little dicey. Jimmy blames Eddie for the 3 years he spent in juvenile hall and now he wants payback, but Eddie just wants to move on with his new life. All of this City of Brotherly Love drama results in a fantastic 80's montage. Elsewhere, lifeguard Trevor is learning about se...

May 03, 20191 hr 39 min

Lifeguard or Lawyer - "Heat Wave"

The beach is packed as temperatures reach record high, pushing our favorite Baywatch lifeguards to the limit. Craig is being pushed by his law firm to make the ridiculous chocie of being either a lawyer or Lifeguard. And to top it all off, a ex-lifeguard buddy of Mitches shows up out of the blue and secretly on the run. Who's he running from? Will Mitch be able to save his buddy's son and Hobbie from a rappidly-filling storm drain they get locked in (because...Baywatch). Tune in to find out!...

Apr 26, 20191 hr 27 min

Garner Wears Crab-Stompers - "In Deep"

Trouble hits Baywatch when a 2-person gang of power skiers terrorizes the waterways. And even worse, these 2 adult men are willingly hanging out with Mitch's 10-year-old son, Hobie, who they affectionately call, Hobster. We also learn that down on his luck Eddie is without a home and sleeping overnight in lifeguard towers. Other highlights include Hobster shooting the pier on a power ski, Mitch & Garner solving a crime together for the first of many many many times, and a completely new Gina...

Apr 19, 20191 hr 23 min

Hips, Lips, and Fingertips - "Panic At Malibu Pier"

Baywatch starts off with an action-packed pilot episode filled with boats, helicopters, and lifeguard towers. Highlights include a lifeguard getting his truck stuck under a pier, an acrobatic Australian with questionable business cards, and a veteran lifeguard nearing mandatory retirement age. Here we get an introduction to all of the major players in season 1: Mitch, Eddie, Shauni, Captain Thorpe, Trevor, Hobie, Gina, and lifeguard/lawyer Craig. Plus we also meet Jill. Come say hello and goodby...

Apr 12, 20191 hr 48 minEp. 1
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