Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 9 of Dexter: Teenage Wasteland. Hi, I'm John Linkin - Missing Persons (lifts shirt up). Confused? Well, you should probably listen to the episode because it ALL MAKES SENSE. If you want to hear Angel work out some challenging mathematical word problems or learn all about the inner workings of the solar system inside the human body, then you've come to the right place. Also, we talk about Dexter. The brothers inch closer to the end of Season 5 and celebr...
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 8 of Dexter: Take It. The brothers truly have a lot to mull over in this episode. First of all, how many of you ever made a phone call to your furniture? Well, Jordan Chase has! Call him back when you stop being a couch! Josh and Mike break down the evolution of Dexter and Lumen's relationship as they share a bonding moment at the expense of Jordan Chase's head of security. Meanwhile, LaGuerta runs over Deb with a bus, fish don't wear glasses, and Angel...
Mar 29, 2025•1 hr 40 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 7 of Dexter: Circle Us. Season 5 starts to really amp up in this Baker's Half-Dozen episode. Maria and Captain Matthews spearhead what can be characterized as the worst sting in the history of law enforcement. In the Barrel Girls' case, the big bad finally rears his not-so-ugly face while Dexter wrestles with the idea of allowing an Irish saint to watch over his growing baby. Angel has a pillow fight and swings from the chandelier just like Sia. If that...
Mar 15, 2025•1 hr 40 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 6 of Dexter: Everything is Illuminated. We hope you enjoy chaos. This episode of Dexter provides a little bit of everything. Captain Matthews once again returns but now he's a Native American tribal chief. Meanwhile, Dexter and Lumen track down a man/Smurf in the marinas of Miami. Furthermore, Dexter buys his latest victim a nice pair of overalls, the police department shows up at a crime scene but doesn't actually walk in, and Dexter finds himself in t...
Mar 02, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 5 of Dexter: First Blood. The brothers anxiously anticipate any semblance of excitement as Season 5 continues to slog along at a snail's pace. Lumen believes she finds one of the men responsible for her trauma, but Dexter seeks to beat her to the punch. Amidst the serious undertones of the episode, Josh and Mike discuss Maria's cell phone calendar appointments, gossiping moms at Mommy and Me, and the wonders of mathematics. They also attempt to track Mi...
Mar 01, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 4 of Dexter: Beauty and the Beast. After last week's Mary Poppins themed episode, Josh and Mike search for parallels between Dexter and a different Disney classic: Beauty and the Beast. Meanwhile, Mike develops a new idea for personal identification efficiency in the country while Josh works on strengthening very important muscles in his face. Jonah Mitchell makes a guest appearance and gets easily distracted by all of the choices inside the department ...
Feb 09, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 3 of Dexter: Practically Perfect. In a Mary Poppins and Hippopotamus themed episode, the brothers start to slowly warm up to the overarching plot lines of season 5. Did you know that Hippos also have information privacy rights?? Furthermore, given all of the political turmoil surrounding America, Josh and Mike can't stop themselves from impersonating our country's most divisive figure heads as a form of therapy. Don't worry everyone - take a breath - it...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 41 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 2 of Dexter: Hello, Bandit. The brothers struggle to find redeeming moments in this dragged out episode of Dexter. Deemed by Josh as "Pilot Part 2", the episode focuses mostly on Dexter's inability to balance caring for 3 kids on his own with the needs of his dark passenger. Angel finds $268,000 in his wife's account and spirals for some reason. Meanwhile, Quinn spends 40 minutes working on a 3-piece puzzle of Dexter's face. Because this episode was mos...
Jan 22, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 1 of Dexter: My Bad. Still reeling from one of the most incredible season finales of all time, the Season 5 premiere struggles to keep the brothers as captivated as usual. You know what that means... To summarize, Josh and Mike invent some new characters, give Deb a new hobby (practicing Devil Sticks), and insist that somebody at Miami Metro CHECK THE DAMN TAPES! Otherwise, this episode is perfectly normal. The brothers do an excellent job staying compl...
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 12 of Dexter: The Getaway. Revered as one of the best episodes of television in history, the brothers put on their serious faces and discuss the wild ride of the Season 4 finale. Well, mostly serious. One of the BHB series regular monsters makes an appearance! Also, the brothers discuss whether or not different people live in different parts of the Earth. Ladies and gentlemen - I present the Trinity Killer: 10-year-old Scott Smith encased in a block of ...
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 12
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 11 of Dexter: Hello, Dexter Morgan. The wild ride continues in the penultimate episode of Season 4. Angel and Deb have a slumber party filled with pillow fights, tickling, and popcorn. Four seasons later, Josh STILL doesn't know anything about animals. Meanwhile, Angel and Maria get the ultimate revenge on Captain Matthews by simultaneously punching him in the face at the same time (with their words). In one of the most exciting sequences in television ...
Jan 05, 2025•1 hr 45 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 10 of Dexter: Lost Boys. The wild goose chase is on! Arthur kidnaps a 10-year-old boy and Dexter spends 52 minutes trying to find them. In the BHB world, Mike teaches Josh some new words, Josh's computer explodes (leaving Mike to temporarily fend for himself), the brothers examine Marti Gras in New Orleans, and Paul Revere makes a guest appearance. Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, human holes are tallied in this episode. Lots to do and lots to...
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 10
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 9 of Dexter: Hungry Man. The brothers truly appreciate this powerhouse episode and collectively consider it to be one of the best episodes of television history. As much as they love this episode, they equally despise the character of Elliot, even though he has excellent peripheral vision. Meanwhile, since it's Thanksgiving, Miami Metro is left unattended during an old man convention, but don't worry - Papa Higgins and the Department Sheep have it all u...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 8 of Dexter: Road Kill. On the spectrum of ridiculousness, the brothers take the BHB podcast to new heights. What are the personalities inside YOUR spice cabinet? Bet you never thought about that. We also get a tour inside New Jersey airports where baggage claim reflects a never-ending nightmare. Dexter and Arthur take a road trip together, sing show tunes, and play the "going on a picnic" game. The muppets also make an appearance. Good luck everyone. M...
Nov 30, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 7 of Dexter: Slacktide. Josh recounts his haunted past. He hates hugs but Real Thing Blubz has something to say about that. The brothers also explore the world of Sad Boy Music. We also get a BHB Exclusive: the WORLD premiere of Chapter 1 of the Douches of Timber! Oh, the brothers also talk about this mediocre episode of Dexter entitled: Arthur's Making Progress with His Wood. Try to enjoy this! Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)...
Nov 23, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 6 of Dexter: If I Had A Hammer. If you had a hammer, when would YOU do your hammering? If you had a lamp, where would you put it? If you didn't have bread, would you make it? These are all pressing questions as we enter the halfway mark of Season 4. Angel pursues a new passion, Dexter finally comes face to face with the Trinity killer, Arthur Mitchell, and Deb confronts a moral dilemma. We also finally get an inside look into the life and family of Arth...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 5 of Dexter: Dirty Harry. The brothers memorialize one of their favorite podcast characters but welcome back a returning podcast character from a spiritual journey to find himself. Also, Josh longs for a day when he can have his own Harry Potter sorting hat. Meanwhile, Dexter finds fewer places to hide as Rita catches him in a major lie. Thank you to Shel Silverstein and the eskimo named Pogo for supporting this episode of the Bay Harbor Brothers. Music...
Nov 02, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 4 of Dexter: Dex Takes A Holiday. The Miami Metro marching band takes center stage in the 4th episode of the 4th season. Furthermore, Agent Frank Lundy explores his creative writing career and begins constructing his first novel. He also experiences a dangerously close encounter with Trinity and sees something fishy in his eyes. Perhaps it's allergies. Tune in to find out! Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creativ...
Oct 25, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 3 of Dexter: Blinded By the Light. Cody's a balloon now, Lundy's up to his usual hijinks, wiggly mouths are abound, and the neighborhood watch is on the HUNT! When will Dexter and Trinity finally cross paths? When will Season 4 inevitably wake up from its early season slumber? When will Maria, Angel, and Angel's owl finally break through Platform 9 and 3/4 to visit Nikki Wald in Hogwarts? So many questions, so little time. Tune in to discover and learn!...
Oct 18, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 2 of Dexter: Remains to Be Seen. Josh makes it impeccably clear from the start that he is NOT a fan of this episode. He doesn't like when television physically hurts him. Mike struggles to pronounce many simple English words, as per usual. He also invents a new unit of measurement. Miami Metro searches endlessly for a killer on stilts, covering a 30 Trigget radius. Finally, Lundy and Deb explore new foods, folders, and suspects. One of them could NOT ha...
Sep 29, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 1 of Dexter: Living the Dream. In the Season 4 Premiere of the Bay Harbor Brothers podcast, Josh and Mike welcome back a favorite podcast character, analyze the origins of the Venetian explorer/swimming pool game, Marco Polo, and choose a few hard-rock lullaby songs for Mike to sing to his nephew. You may also be wondering what Lundy's been up to since entering his retirement era... tune in to find out what his big plans are moving forward. Finally, the...
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 12 of Dexter: Do You Take Dexter Morgan. In the Season 3 Finale of Bay Harbor Brothers, Josh and Mike learn a new creative way to tie a tie, discuss the never-ending debate of dark meat vs. white meat poultry, and lament the fact that drunk Ramon never checks his emails. The brothers tally up the final results of the Season 3 MVP scoreboard, choose a winning Dirty Debs quote and rank the final episode of season 3. Join Josh and Mike next week for the Se...
Sep 19, 2024•1 hr 44 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 11 of Dexter: I Had a Dream. The brothers weigh the benefits of when it's ever appropriate to sprint at full speed. Furthermore, listeners can get extra excited for upcoming bonus content episodes including: All about Animals, All About Birds, Flora & Fauna, Best Movie Scores, and The Two Fibers. Finally, expand your palette by experimenting with Sopa de Sopa. If you think you've ever tried soup before, you probably have. Enjoy the episode! Music Cr...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 10 of Dexter: Go Your Own Way. Dexter and Miguel play cat and mouse in what seems to be the most exciting episode of season 3 so far. The brothers sprinkle in conversation about creative weaponry, Ursula The Sea Witch, and scavenger hunts. How all of these concepts connect to Dexter is the mystery you can only solve by listening. Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 9 of Dexter: About Last Night. Miguel's true colors begin to come out as he's caught lying to everybody about everything. Not only that - he's also the Big Bad (Ellen) Wolf. The brothers lament about the show's inability to connect us to George Washington King and his skin-ish motivations. Also, we've got good news and bad news. You must tune in to find out both. Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons:...
Aug 22, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 8 of Dexter: The Damage A Man Can Do. The brothers discuss the darkness surrounding children's nursery rhymes/songs. To fill the bucket of education and discovery, Josh and Mike learn about musical instruments, roundness, Lazy Susans, Lingering Louises, and reindeer names. Miguel embraces his darkness and rides the high a little too far... Meanwhile, it seems as though the skinner has captured his latest victim as season 3 begins to ramp up towards a co...
Aug 02, 2024•1 hr 55 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 7 of Dexter: Easy as Pie. Josh hasn't slept in days, but the brothers push forward through the dog days of Season 3. New "ship" names blossom as romance is in the air: 'Fatianna' and 'Aeb'. We also find out why Quinn has been accused of cutting corners in his career. Finally, Miguel and the Skeleton Pony duke it out while Dexter finds a creative way to complete his latest kill. The MVP/LVP Scoreboard gets shaken up as the brothers cruise into the later ...
Jul 26, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 6 of Dexter: Si Se Puede. In the brothers' most non-sensical episode yet, Josh and Mike discuss some critical topics including: how to fold people, where and when people do and do not exist, more analysis on human words, big big big fish, and key lime pie. Josh and Mike differ in their opinions on the Camila cameo and Josh has an amazing idea to replace imagination Harry. Dexter discovers whether or not he can truly trust Miguel as a partner-in-crime (l...
Jul 17, 2024•1 hr 53 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 5 of Dexter: Turning Biminese. Dexter travels to the unknown territory of Bimini/Biminy to stalk his latest victim. Where's Biminy, you may ask? Who knows? We certainly don't. The brothers also establish the first official mission statement of the Bay Harbor Brothers podcast: The Four Buckets of BHB: Education, Discovery, Nonsense, & Dexter. Also, a fan favorite podcast character makes a surprise fictitious appearance in Angel's car while a characte...
Jul 06, 2024•1 hr 53 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Josh and Mike break down Season 3, Episode 4 of Dexter: All in the Family. HOT TAKE: This episode of Bay Harbor Brothers drives a substantial wedge between Josh and Mike for the first time in 3 seasons. Just ask the six Dianes of corporate America. Josh gives Mike some really divisive advice about how to recap the episode and the brothers experience a little FRICTION on the overall ranking of the episode. Also, Josh and Mike travel arguably as far off the rails as humanly possible by choosing a ...
Jul 02, 2024•1 hr 50 min•Season 3Ep. 4
