An OTT walk leads to an OTT reaction - one... of doom! For Nora that is. Who needs a frigid wife anyway? While attempted murder is occurring, Freeze has made himself right at home in the Turkish baths - he's got the essentials going already! Quick work for a somebody who's brain is frozen. Returning to the investigation once more is the undead slayer himself - it's Scott Carelli! Scott will go through hell and back (AKA: this movie?) to make sure he can have a nice pint at the end of all of this...
Dec 24, 2021•47 min
The toxins are being delivered mouth-to-mouth! OF COURSE! How could they have missed it?!?! Well Robin is still missing the point and the heroic duo scuffle, with Dick taking a plunge into the delicious vat of ice cream. Wipeout! Gordon enters, as confused as ever. WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? HOW’D THEY GET AWAY?!?!? Great Scott! Returning to the case is Sandford's finest - it's Scott "The Fuzz" Carelli himself! Not even a runaway swan can stop Scott from solving it this time! The next episode follows on...
Dec 22, 2021•45 min
Freeze is gathering his chilly booty with those cops in hot pursuit... only for them to fall like a house of cards. OOPS! Stick around? Batman and Bane are still brawling. It’s a hoss fight, bah gawd! LET OFF SOME STEAM, BANE! Here to finally complete the Bat Minute Golden Mile is the duel-master general himself - it's Scott Carelli! As the master of FRANCHISES, this companion is here to round ours out with style and class during this rollercoaster of a week! The next episode follows on Wednesda...
Dec 20, 2021•49 min
We're making a few... improvements.
Dec 19, 2021•6 min
Our leafy lady takes another stab at seduction, but Batman just cannot abide the homicidal ones. While this sexy time is going on Robin is getting pummelled! Somebody save this boy from Bane, good god almighty! At least Gordon is finally heroic, mind! Taking one more crack at The Bat is our new resident lecturer, talker, maker and podcaster - it's Anna F. Peppard! Hear her contrast these absurd scenes (panels?) with one another and rejoice, for Anna is the master of superheroes and Supersex itse...
Dec 17, 2021•52 min
Batman and Robin descend the ladder in their pursuit of the scent of a woman. They're not looking too hard though, are they? Put some effort in! No beauty... but ALL beast! BANE IS ON THE SCENE! RAAAAR! Meanwhile, Ivy makes her move on a pretty little birdie. After all, there’s something about an anatomically correct rubber suit… that puts fire… in a girl’s lips. Returning to the case is a writer, talker, maker and podcaster - it's Anna F. Peppard! Who better than this doc to take wield Exaclibu...
Dec 15, 2021•53 min
As Ivy sends Freeze off on his little errand, our heroes catch a whiff of some interesting pheromones. Where do they know this delightful scent from?!?!? Victor is having a bit of trouble fetching his gear. Don't you just hate uninvited guests? Well, CHOKE ON THIS! Ah, now we're chilled. Joining the investigation is author, lecturer and podcaster Anna F. Peppard! Anna wrote 'Supersex'? Well, who better to join this franchise?!?!? Joel would approve, we're sure. Oh gosh! The next episode follows ...
Dec 13, 2021•52 min
Soup... or ice cream? Why not both?!?!?
Dec 11, 2021•3 min
Batman and Robin are both puzzled as to how their feelings for Ivy just vanished. I’m puzzled too, my feelings for her have never faltered, never waned. Hehe - Wayned. Anyway, she's packing those great stems and fantastic buds. OPEN SESAME! I feel like Chicken Tonight! Even if I'm no match for The Bat and The Bird... Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael is bringing all her Geek & Sundry to put these crooks ON ICE! The next episode follow...
Dec 10, 2021•1 hr
Jungkook... Batmobile... Batmobile... Jungkook...
Dec 09, 2021•3 min
Food, get your food here! Parcels? Those too!
Dec 09, 2021•3 min
We’re back as Bruce and Alfred have the closest these two probably ever get to a back-slapping hug. Aww. Dick bursts in and ruins the moment but he’s got good cause to be fair - FREEZE HAS ESCAPED! He’s heard the news… somehow. Gordon has the evidence - some of the BEST surveillance camera footage the world has ever known! Returning to crack this case once again like only she can is the magnificent mythology maestro, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Straight outta Casablanca this time, folks! The ne...
Dec 08, 2021•49 min
Zany meets... zany? No, no, NO!
Dec 07, 2021•6 min
The security guards break in - they’re gonna grab Bane! RUN, MY PRETTY! FLY! THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT! Bruce asks “Alfred, are you well?”. A weird question considering we know that he’s not, but okay. He isn't going to let the mask slip, however - he's a gent, after all. Joining the investigation this week is our resident Bat Minute Hall of Famer - it's none other than the marvellous mythology maestro, Dael Kingsmill! You know her, you love her. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod,...
Dec 06, 2021•57 min
DO NOT FORGET MY SOAP! DO NOT FORGET MY WOOD!
Dec 05, 2021•13 min
Freeze has the solution to his power problem - he needs his diamonds! They power the suit, remember. A slightly costly fuel this, man, but okay. Anyway, time for an exit strategy... Ivy slaps Bane on the chest to level him up and off he stomps to pound a hole in the wall… but he fails. REINFORCED STEEL, NOT GOOD! Maybe take advantage of the NON-winterized pipes? Just don't mention a wife! Returning to the investigation is ONE of our previous trio - the rest were swept away in the escape. Back on...
Dec 03, 2021•48 min
Ivy proposes! A pairing, that is. Meanwhile, Bane sprints through the corridors with Freeze’s suit in a trolley. Countless ineffectual guards just bounce off him like wrestling referees trying to stop a fight. A LAUNDRY SERVICE THAT DELIVERS! WOW! But for a 50" waist?!?!? Returning to the investigation is the chaplain of the Movies by Mintues podcast community - it's Father David Mowry! Completing the team once more for yet another scene are Sean and Brian German! The next episode follows on Fri...
Dec 01, 2021•49 min
Ivy thinks that men are rather absurd creatures. Is she wrong? She IS to die for, after all! The Riddler and Two-Face make a return to the franchise! IN A WAY?!?!? Impressive. Most impressive... Joining the investigation in divine style is none other than Father David Mowry! Backing him up in this Next Scene are the familial duo of Sean and Brian German! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minu...
Nov 29, 2021•51 min
Freeze continues his little craft lesson. Following a YouTube tutorial or something I guess, 'The Lighthouse' style. Our Icehead has a visitor... sister? SISTER?!?!? Regardless, he's feeling blue no more, that's for sure... and these guards are about to feel the heat! Taking a final crack at this case are Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes! There's no leaders here, listeners... so shut up and do what they both say! Here's to stinking Victor! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, differe...
Nov 26, 2021•50 min
Barbara continues to be a little ignorant of Dick’s distress... but she drops a bombshell of her own - her own distress, her own pain. Alfred is sick and it's no bull - Bruce can tell. After pondering this sad moment we then cut back to Arkham and Mr Freeze appears to be whittling some kind of a… doll? A human? COULD IT BE A NEW WIFE?!?!? It’s just you and me now, chunk of ice. Back in action today are two people who will fulfil all of the dreams you've ever had - and not just the good ones... -...
Nov 24, 2021•46 min
Dick wants to know how long Barb has been racing. She ain’t no noob, man... but you wouldn't understand! Things get a little 'Depeche Mode' as our Oxbridge lass makes this all about a 'Master and Servant'! Joining the investigation this week are the supreme beings, so they're not entirely dim - it's Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes! This duo might not be international criminals just yet, but they're sure going to be! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join ...
Nov 22, 2021•47 min
Guzzle it down, sucka!
Nov 21, 2021•5 min
We’re back as some hooligans are going to add a little life to this party - with chains and bombs, bay-bay. Sebulba crashes his pod - poodoo! Just as Dick and Barb are about to take a tumble, he stops to comment on where she likes to hang out. Not classy, dude. Returning to the race and the case one final time is none other than Barter Town's finest - it's Rick and Julia from the Mad Max Minute podcast! WITNESS THEM ONCE AGAIN, WAR BOYS! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, differen...
Nov 19, 2021•52 min
It's-a-me - Vin Diesel!
Nov 18, 2021•7 min
It's that Juggalo Call: Whoop Whoop! It seems like Dick is attempting to ‘save’ Barbara, a woman who clearly doesn’t need his help whatsoever. Good move, dude. As the racers head over a bridge we see the Sand People are going to attack! Once more entering the Thunderdome that is Gotham City are Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! They're the first to survive the audition yet again! No longer will you be the waiting ones, good listeners... they're back in action. The next episo...
Nov 17, 2021•47 min
Classy... yet blue.
Nov 16, 2021•5 min
Let the grand race... BEGIN! The throng release dollar balloons… for some reason… and Coolio starts the race with a BANG! We've got some Mario Kart style, bay-bay! All we need is a blue shell - we've already got the rubber banding. Returning to our crew as Special Guest Investigators are none other than Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute ! Mediocre? NO! They are perfect... perfect in every way! They ain't just here for the gasoline - they're the Ayatollah's of Rock and Rolla! WITNESS ...
Nov 15, 2021•47 min
The gangs all get ready for the big race. RACE WARS (not that kind)! Welcome to a gangster's paradise! We discover that Barbara is a seasoned pro. She won the Tunnel Run two nights ago so now it's time for the Kessel Run. Let's burn rubber, Three-Jump! Returning to the case is singer and actor Bryarly Bishop! If anybody can win this race and send this Jesse Ventura-wannabe packin', it's our Bryarly! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at th...
Nov 12, 2021•50 min
Bruce wants to know her... and he wants to KNOW her - wink, wink. This mystical, mystery, lady sure is seductive. SHE'S EVEN THE MYSTERY GUEST! An intruder is in the garage… an intruder with long hair… WHO COULD IT BE?!?!? Meanwhile, down at the ol' racetrack... Returning to the investigation is singer and actor Bryarly Bishop! Here to take Gotham OUT of the grasp of fear and on down to the ball, Bryarly can take these Warriors rejects on any time! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Po...
Nov 10, 2021•46 min
Bruce may be prime hubby material, but this lady can't wait forever! Meanwhile, a Peeping Tomasina spies all of this strife... or does she? Is she even there? GET YOUR MIND ON THE PRIZE, BRUCIE BOY! GET OUT, GIRL! Joining this week's investigation is a Bat Minute veteran - it's singer and actor Bryarly Bishop! Here to take us from praise to scorn, Brylarly is on the scene to whisk Julie to some kind of sanctuary! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us ...
Nov 08, 2021•48 min