BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 91 Outtake - Red Book Club
The version we never got to see...

The version we never got to see...
I can make a Bat(man) out of you!
Bruce is running, running, running… then falling, falling, falling! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! Even worse though? A GIANT BAT IS FLYING RIGHT FOR HIM! But is it a representative of his destiny? The Batman is born. Joining the investigation to teach us the final and greatest truth of the Ninja are two totally radical podcasters - we've got Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan of TMNT Minute! This duo are here to show us that ultimate mastery comes not from the body, but from the mind. Oh, but no anchov...
“I want to tell you something… something I’ve never told anyone”. He's not married, is he?!?!? Bruce time travels and ends up back and his parents' wake. The young lad flips and sprints out into the soaking rain, to do who-knows-what with this mysterious red book. They're backbackbackbackback again - it's Audra Wolfmann (Odessa Lil), Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr of the Speakeasily Hour Minute podcast! Let these trash pedlars into your hearts, your ears and your caves. The next episode...
RIP Joel. Keaton is back (?). Suicide Squad game. What a roller coaster of a day! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! Subscribe to us on Patreon for even more content!
If only Alfred hadn't dedicated his life to the ancient art of Butlering, he would have made a great father. The ship has sailed. Kids show up for candy and Bruce's house must be the damn MOTHER LOAD! FlashbackSLASHdreamsequencetime! Master Wayne cannot forget... Returning to the investigation are Audra Wolfmann (Odessa Lil), Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr of the hydra-headed Speakeasily Hour Minute podcast! These trio KNOW about snaccs! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod,...
Teenage tantrums! Dick is on the loose. No time to look for Dick, however - Bruce has his hot date with Chase and he's going to reveal all! Chase sends some flowers spinning to the ground in smashing style. Bruce transports to another place and time, as Napier-but-Not is back! Who could possibly make sense of this wild minute? We had to call in the wildest of all - it's Audra Wolfmann (Odessa Lil), Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr of the Speakeasily Hour Minute podcast! Burlesque, space t...
Hugo or the Good Doctor?
Bruce won’t be swayed by Dick’s pleas - he’s stopping it all TONIGHT. To top it all off, despite only knowing Chase for a few days she's gonna learn the whole shebang! She rocks up to the crib in a cab on a creepy Halloween eve. We see Dick down in the cave... but soon he's taking flight... like some kind of bird... The Master of the Minutes, Travis Bow, is on hand once more to keep a Watch over these Men and bring the crooks to justice! They will look up and shout: 'Save us!'... and Travis will...
BATMAN IS NO MORE! All of this stuff has been turned off... I mean, there's no going back from that! Dick cannot stop, cannot relent... his Japanese tale of vengeance must culminate in Two Face's take down. What does Dick need from Bruce? A partner. Returning to the team is the man of the minute - it's the R eel deal, Travis Bow! Travis is here to crack this case once and for all so never despair. Never surrender. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on...
Batman's grin burns itself into our very souls as he shuffles away. Horrifying. Just... horrifying. PRODIGY CHILD WINS EVERY AWARD GIVEN! READ ALL ABOUT IT! We see that the contents of Bruce’s brain are… bats. Bats. BATS. What kind of a man has bats on the brain? Joining the crew as Special Guest Investigator is the Minuteman himself - host of Watchmen Minute and the Reel Comic Heroes - it's Travis Bow! Even in the face of Armageddon, Travis will never compromise... on delivering quality podcast...
His eyes… his lips… DEM LIPS, BABY! Oh and the body... whatever. It could be a hog body under there for all we know. Chase isn't too into this anymore though - she doesn't want the bad boys anymore. Time to grow up? Returning for one final turn at the wheel of this war rig are the furious duo of Rick and Julia Ingham! These two are perfect... perfect in every way! Do not become addicted to them, however... they will take hold of you and you will resent their absence. The next episode follows on ...
Chase slaps some lipstick on and heads to bed... only to be sensually roused from slumber by her winged wonderman. How romantic. SWOON TIME! Chase is SHOOK. She can’t believe that this is finally happening! I sense a ‘but’ coming. And not a Bat Butt... Once more entering the Thunderdome that is Gotham City are Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! They're the first to survive the audition yet again! No longer will you be the waiting ones, good listeners... they're back in action...
Dick wants Al to hang his crappy Robin costume up next to the Batsuit “where it belongs”. I like the sentiment, kid, but THAT thing next to Bruce’s work of art? No, no, no. Bruce also reveals that he's never been in love before. Vicki? Nope. Selina? Get outta here! Returning to our crew as Special Guest Investigators are none other than Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! Mediocre? NO! They are perfect... perfect in every way! They ain't just here for the gasoline - they're th...
We’re back as Batman is no more… again. For the tenth time. Or he would be... if not for a little helping hand! Or should we say wing? Dick wants a new moniker. He's sick of the puns, guys. Stop it - just stop it. How about… Dick Grayson: College Student? Going up against this case in pure vs combat is not just an average Joe - bringing love, lava and burning desire is Jarf Harden! Jarf has always believed that he wasn't alone... and he isn't today either, folks! Backing him up in this battle to...
DUCK AND COVER! Do as Bert the Turtles does and DUCK AND COVER! Hey, it works for Batman! Why can't he just die?!? Two Face's solution? More wild gunfire, of course! Taking another shot at this case is the Cosmic one himself, Jarf Harden! Aiding him on this Quest with Galactic-level implications is Alex Thompson! Hello, boys - he's back! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! Subscribe to us on Patreon for e...
Sugar and Harvey? Spice and Two Face? Two Face and Sugar? Harvey and Spice?
Two Face becomes the very symbol of America - a cowboy wildly firing a gun into the air and he flees the scene victorious. Our Bat is in hot pursuit. A '90s technological showcase takes us tumbling and spinning straight into a trap! Our hero... he's scared. He's actually worried! OH NO! Rejoining the team is our Cosmic Special Guest Investigator, the man who can tumble his way through fandom after fandom - it's Jarf Harden! Jarf is the ultimate stan and we stan Jarf. Teaming up for extra oomph i...
Somebody stop me!
There... is... another...
Showmanship! That's what it's all about, Harvey, honey! AND YOU AIN'T GOT IT! Wait... what? It's okay folks, the emergency is over. A man-child trapeze artist is here, it's all going to be fine. Batman confirms that this all takes place within Han Solo's carbonite fever dream - sans whip. Like a lion eating hummus, rounding out his investigative duties for the week is our resident duel daddy - it's Scott Carelli! He's gonna chug his way through this case to get to next season... and The World's ...
To Tim Burton... AND BEYOND! With added Keaton.
Bruce slips away to change costume once again like he's Marilyn Manson. Most importantly, he's informed Alfred of the IMMINENT DANGER EVERYBODY IS IN! The bifurcated one must learn patience - Harvey rash move is disrupting the grand plan. Nygma is most displeased! He's going to be even more displeased next, as Batman enters the scene in SMASHING fashion. Returning to the team and ready to see this case through to The World's End is none other than Scott Carelli, of the humans! There's a reason t...
Vroom vroom! Got room for another tank?
Bruce brain break-in! The cortex is compromised! Meanwhile, the Two-Tonne Gang burst onto the scene, with added Spice! Two Face didn't get the memo - he's going full method with this ruse. Bruce manages to shake things and spring into action in the coolest fashion in cinema history. Here to try to complete the Golden Mile once more is the duel-master general himself - it's Scott Carelli! As the owner of Dueling Genre Productions, this guy can travel back in time, swing on webs and he's even king...
They gab now? They gab now!
Sugar is onto our hero, the Lurkmaster General! Bruce's excuse? He wants to figure out how to switch this Box off. Good cover, dude. Smart. Sneaking backstage affords Mr Wayne the chance to give this thing a test drive. GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR DREAMS, YOU FOOL! Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael is here to bring all that Geek & Sundry to help shut down Eddie's plans - for good! The next episode follows on Monday Same Bat Pod, different Bat...
Bruce is suspicious of the tech on show, but Nygma is in full gloat mode. What's stopping him from stealing thoughts, though? Eddie steals Chase away for a quick DARNCE while Bruce sneaks away to play with a little Box... and some Sugar to boot. Returning to crack this case is once again like only she can is the magnificent mythology maestro, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael can DARNCE rings around these crooks! The next episode follows on Friday Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on F...
Bruce and Sugar hit it off - a little too well, if you ask me! I don't even think that this is a trick anymore! Gordon the Guinea Pig is brought to The Box and takes a lovely Hawaiian holiday! This is all thanks to the dashing Mr Nygma - but he's already going to launch a new version! What a visionary! Joining the investigation this week is a veteran of the Bat Minute Wars - it's none other than the marvellous mythology maestro, Dael Kingsmill! The next episode follows on Wednesday Same Bat Pod,...
We’re back at Canto Bight as Edward Nygma is celebrating his big release - it's Box time! Look how spiffy he is now. What a charmer. It’s almost as if… HE’S BRUCE WAYNE! Time for a little interview... We wanted the ultimate and were more than willing to pay the ultimate price. Luckily all it cost us was time, however and we were joined once again by Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Break Minute ! Podcasting with gods - you can't beat that! The little hand says it's time to rock and roll! T...