Look, let's all try to move past that unfortunate 'incident', okay? Oswald can't do anything else this bizarre, can he? Oh, he's talking about filling voids now? And weird hand techniques? Oh boy... Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is a man with the rarest of special talents. This individual has harnessed the most ultimate power: he can effectively, perfectly, incredibly, analyse and review the most difficult of topics while hungover! Yes, it's Rory Spence of The Doghair Network ! ...
Jan 16, 2019•48 min
Research shows that voters like fingers! But do they like twisted, vile, perverts? It seems so. There ain't no cleanin' up this image! Our Pengie then bites off precisely the right amount that he can chew - of human flesh! EAT THAT! Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is an actress who is beyond Imitation, a Woman who knows the craft, the Bat Minute Darling - it's the one, the only, Lauren Ashley Carter ! LAC is back to crack the case. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat P...
Jan 14, 2019•55 min
Max is serving fish and the lure of it is enough to get Pengie to waddle down his stairs, carefully avoiding a death drop... only to discover he has become a saviour! This is all too much for our little bird so he just keeps on a-chewin'. He's all about that mouthfeel. A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN OFFICE SNUCK INTO HIS HOME OVERNIGHT! Don't you hate it when that happens? Joining the team for one more Minute of hopefully-not-Impossible detective work are Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez of the Minute Im...
Jan 11, 2019•47 min
Max penetrates The Penguins precious, private, sanctum! He sure ain't happy about it. How will Max make it up to him? With a good ol' stinkin' fish, of course! The traditional method. He seems to be luring Pengie somewhere... to a surprise! Returning to the Hunt, to help finish our Mission, are Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez of Minute Impossible ! They've accepted the challenge and are ready to blow your mind in a mere five seconds. Is this episode full of top quality chat? It's a 900-ouncer!...
Jan 09, 2019•53 min
Bruce is smitten and almost speechless, but he does manage to ask Selina out. She can't - she's washing her hair, or working or something. What a shame! Chip and Max are wary of Selina's amnesia. Are they right to be? They got some fish to fry, they're too busy for this. A be-monocled Penguin is hard at work. TOO hard for what he's supposed to be doing... Joining our team of investigators are the impossibly perfect IMF duo of Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez! Joining us from Minute Impossible ,...
Jan 07, 2019•50 min
WHAT A HOOT! Selina has amnesia and her underpants are long gone. Is all really what it seems? No matter - Bruce is enamoured immediately! What can he sense within her? Back one more time is Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute ! It has been our greatest pleasure to serve with him on this investigation and if these crooks were counting on him to blink, then they were making a deadly mistake. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Mi...
Jan 04, 2019•43 min
Selina's got sass! And a new lease on... life? As Bruce mistakes Bruce for somebody who is not Bruce, Ms Kyle wraps him around her little finger. He's hooked! Back to investigate these happenings that have galactic proportions is the Son of Warvan himself, Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute ! If these bad guys are counting on him to blink, then they are making a deadly mistake. We also bring Alex to you for free: what a savings! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat M...
Jan 02, 2019•47 min
"One can never have too much power". If that ain't suspicious, I don't know what is! The challenge is set - will Bruce accept this or go fifteen rounds with Muhammad Shreck? The answer may have to wait, as an old associate re-emerges... Joining our crew as Special Guest Investigator is a man who is no stranger to never giving up, to never surrendering - it's Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute ! By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan... Selina will have her vengeance. The next episode foll...
Dec 31, 2018•55 min
A new challenger appears! Catwoman comes roaring onto the scene but has no time for weak women - such as Selina Kyle. Max is back in the house and he's wearing the most incredible suit known to man. This guy is a style icon, if not a model citizen. The meeting with Bruce is finally happening and Shreck begins his plot for UNLIMITED POWER! Back to destroy puny Earth men and women one more time are Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil) and, now joining us on-planet for this episode, Klingon Vanna White ...
Dec 28, 2018•48 min
Is our little Bird Boy all that he seems? He's sure playing those heartstrings of America! “You don’t need hands as long as you have heart”! In sharp contrast, an assailant attempts some pretty heavy assault! A new hero steps in to save the day - but she is NOT happy about it! Joining the team as Special Guest Investigators are the Tight and Nerdy burlesque star herself, Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil) and, beaming in from distant lands, Klingon Vanna White ! This pair sure aren't afraid of a 'b...
Dec 26, 2018•50 min
HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, BAT MINUTE MITES! Has Santa brought you all some Bat-tastic gifts this year? If not, fret not... we've got you covered with the greatest gift of all! A BAT MINUTE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! So, gather the family around the ol' cellphone in that grand Christmas tradition and all tune in to your favourite podcast. Jon and Niall are the TRUE meaning of the season, after all. Well, here's to survival. Hopefully, we'll be doing this again next Christmas! The next episode follows....
Dec 25, 2018•2 hr 5 min
Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo . Audra Wolfmann - Twitter - YouTube Klingon Vanna White - Website - Facebook Speakeasily - Website - Facebook - Podcast Tight and Nerdy: The First and Only All Weird Al-Inspired Burlesque Troupe - Facebook...
Dec 24, 2018•4 min
Penguin has discovered his past, his identiy... his name. He is rather bafflingly named OSWALD COBBLEPOT. I think I preferred 'The Penguin', jeez. Despite being treated like a number two, Oswald doesn't hate his ol' folks. They are forgiven for their evil deeds! But is society? Joining the team as Special Guest Investigators are the Tight and Nerdy burlesque star herself, Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil) and, from stars afar, the Bat’leth baddie Klingon Vanna White ! Who better to take down evild...
Dec 24, 2018•43 min
Our morose Penguin lays a flower at his parents' grave... he's a family man after all. Clad in a beautiful fur coat and delightful long johns, our grotesque one waddles towards his admiring fans. This is a sombre time... or is it all that it seems? Who better to get to the bottom of this corpse-side catechism than a man familiar with these very surroundings? Joining as special guest investigator is none other than Father David Mowry! Has our Pengie really repented, or is it all a ruse? This Fath...
Dec 21, 2018•53 min
Batman manages the impossible - he sneaks up on somebody in that damn rocket car of his. Good work! The Penguin then heads to the local cemetery to tackle his past. Or is this all for show? The groupies are certainly transfixed. You're a star, baby! Oh behave! Back again is Johnie Danger Powers of Austin Powers Minute ! Johnie joins our crew to take down this twisted former aristocrat. Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh comrades? It's her happening baby and it freaks us ...
Dec 19, 2018•44 min
The Only Lonely Man Beast in Town. No, it's not the latest Morrissey number, but thanks for the great words Alfred. Bruce's microfiche findings are dark indeed - children have been disappearing! Could it have something to do with this Aquatic Bird Boy? Bats can't let it go and instead hits the streets... Joining the investigation is the coolest cat in town - it's Johnie Powers of Austin Powers Minute , baby! Here to make outrageous claims like she invented the question mark, Johnie can also judo...
Dec 17, 2018•50 min
THE GREAT EMU WAR IS UPON US! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! Peruse the wiki for more information about this terrible, shocking, crushing, total, defeat. Also join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave !
Dec 14, 2018•2 min
This minute sure ain't cold - it's hot, hot, hot! Today features all kinds of wonders: A Gorilla Girl! The return of the microfiche! SOUP! Ever wanted to hear your intrepid hosts eating soup on air? Well, now you can! LUCKY! Here to work and hard and get on is the one, the only, the Bat Minute chanteur himself - it's Kit Flemons of the band Rat Bit Kit ! Life is a Roller Coaster and Kit is here to use his Toxic and Obnoxious Party Songs to save the day. The next episode follows on Monday. Same B...
Dec 14, 2018•54 min
IT'S THE HALL OF RECORDS! THE HALL OF RECORDS! HALL! OF! RECORDS! The Penguin's pursuit of his family history continues, complete with feet and corrective eyewear, as Max fends off nosy press snoops! Chill, Man! Back with our Bat gang is - it's Kit Flemons of the band Rat Bit Kit ! Bringing his free-reed aerophone punk rock Guantanamo Jazz, Kit will extract the Salty Tears from thine eyes. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minu...
Dec 12, 2018•43 min
The Penguin is a simple man. All he wants is to find out who his folks were! Aww! Who knew he was such a nice guy, eh? Nature vs Nurture takes centre stage. Meanwhile, Bruce is keeping a beady little eye on how this all plays out. He may connect with The Penguin's stated mission, but something smells fishy... Joining our crew as Special Guest Investigator is the man who always welcomes you to this madness - it's Kit Flemons of the band Rat Bit Kit ! Can squeezebox-driven rotten roll best this vi...
Dec 10, 2018•37 min
The Dark Duck Rises! The Penguin is a hero! Or is he? The crowd goes wild, the flash bulbs explode and our chap is startled and bemused. Meanwhile, Alfred decorates Wayne Manor ALL BY HIMSELF! God damn it, Bruce... He may not know kung fu, but Phil Dragash of The Matrix Minute podcast is back to show us how to walk the path! The Penguin's days are numbered with Phil on the case. Do you hear that, villain? That's the sound of inevitability! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, differ...
Dec 07, 2018•48 min
Hello there, Mr Mayor! You seem different to last time... No matter. He reassures us that everything is under control and the MADNESS of the previous eve shall not be repeated... THEN A CLOWN STEALS HIS DAMN CHILD! In steps dear Pengie to save the day... Aiding our Bat Minute crew in rescuing this poor child is returning champion Phil Dragash of The Matrix Minute podcast! Is this kidnapping real? Phil is the man to go to when you need the answer to this. After all, what is real? You have to let ...
Dec 05, 2018•39 min
"There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name That people from bad homes do again and again It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear They do it over there but we don't do it here Fashion!" Selina works her magic and creates this season's hottest new look from mere thimbles and spikes. Ingenuity or what? You know that feeling where you put on an outfit and instantly know that it's working for you? Yeah. That. This week's Special Guest Investigator is back once again to attempt to ...
Dec 03, 2018•48 min
Hell(o) (t)here, General Kenobi! Selina hits the workroom in a bid to wow Momma Ru. This Kitty Girl can fashion a lot from little! Toot or boot those nails, nails, nails? Either way, we're all feeling YUMMY. Returning to the Bat Minute case is one of our top investigators, Stephanie Palacino ! Start your engines - this Caffine Glamazon is bringing The Realness. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat ...
Nov 30, 2018•43 min
CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! FLUFFY ANIMALS! Selina smashes everything in sight - she can't take it anymore. Did she die? Did she survive? Either way, Ms Kyle ain't never gonna be the same! Back again as Special Guest Investigator is the Bat Minute legend herself - it's Stephanie Palacino ! Rather than Drowning in Sunshine, Stephanie has joined the dark and gloomy world of Gotham's streets once more in order to solve this case once and for all. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different ...
Nov 28, 2018•41 min
Selina Kyle may be the walking dead, but she still looks after her pet - THAT'S commitment! DON'T GIVE HER MILK THOUGH, DAMN IT! Bad kitty. Suddenly it's all too much for our poor Selina, however and the string SNAPS. This week's returning champion is the one and only Caffine Jedi - it's Stephanie Palacino ! She's back in the house, Bat fans! Swiftly becoming a key voice of the show, our crew needed a woman ready to break in order to understand a woman ready to break so tune in to hear all three...
Nov 26, 2018•52 min
It's a feast fit for a kitten as these fancy felines snack away on our poor Selina! There's something a little magical about these moggies, however... Honey, SHE'S HOME! “She is the malevolent antidote to her poignantly pleasant early evening and previous life self”. Assisting the Bat Minute crew one more time and helping decide just what the hell is going on with Ms Kyle is the one, the only, Natasha Kermani ! Natasha knows film, having helmed the wonderful Imitation Girl, so who better to get ...
Nov 23, 2018•41 min
CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! Selina does her best Mankind impression and takes one hell of a dive! SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF! Our beauty is broken. Are kitties the answer? This case won't solve itself, so the Bat Minute crew have called for the maestro herself to return - it's filmmaker Natasha Kermani ! We need somebody with the knowledge that can rein our Bat Minute cats in! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The B...
Nov 21, 2018•41 min
It's predation galore today as Max terrifies Selina into fessing up! Curiosity clearly got the better of this cat (sorry - secretary), but she's going to try her best to weasel her way out of this one. MAX IS DOING IT ALL FOR HIS SON THOUGH! THE ULTIMATE FAILSON! To assist our crew on their investigation we've called in assistance from the very best once more - it's filmmaker Natasha Kermani ! This Girl ain't no Imitation - she's the real deal, folks! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same ...
Nov 19, 2018•36 min
Selina the hacker! HACK THE PLANET! Unfortunately, her boss doesn't seem all that enthused about this wake-up call from the Nintendo generation. Will fond memories of Geraldo be enough to keep Ms Kyle out of trouble? Saving the day for our Jon and Niall one more time is the movie maven herself - it's Clarisse Loughrey ! That Darn Movie Show, Kermode and Mayo's Film Review, The Independent... and now Bat Minute! What a resume! Who better to stop Shreck's sinister scheme? The next episode follows ...
Nov 16, 2018•50 min
