Bruce has raided the tomb of a house he resides in once more to provide these diamonds that he probably forgot he even had. Thanks ma, thanks pa! He's also willing to endanger hundreds of lives to take this one shot at ensnaring Freeze, including our planty auction ladies. Will it be worth it? We get a sexy gorilla and that's all that matters now! Here to go ape with the capes once more is our Jedi with a Sunny disposition - it's Stephanie Palacino! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat P...
Sep 24, 2021•45 min
Daddy WHO? Barrie, Zaddy.
Sep 22, 2021•4 min
It's time to go down, down, down... TO THE FUNCTION! THIS IS LEGENDARY! Strike a pose and hit the ballroom floor in your jungle finest. There's nothing finer than those Wayne diamonds, however... in fact, they may be at the heart of all of this. Back at the Bat Ball once more is the Caffine Jedi herself, Stephanie Palacino! She ain't here to get down with the plants and the apes in this green wonderland, Steph is here to crack this case, damn it! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod,...
Sep 22, 2021•42 min
Very well then, instead of fleeing this town, I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds.
Sep 21, 2021•3 min
Don't cut my Kylo.
Sep 21, 2021•3 min
Seed the World.
Sep 21, 2021•8 min
Do you even argue, bro (du soleil)?
Sep 21, 2021•8 min
He's a real Hot One(s).
Sep 21, 2021•7 min
Freeze may be lost in thought but there's work to do - the Wayne diamonds are now up for grabs! Just don't talk during the movie. Those people are scum... subhuman scum. Still, thanks Mr Goon! This week's returning champion is the one and only Caffine Jedi - it's Stephanie Palacino! She's back in the house once more, Bat Mites! Tired of Drowning in Sunshine, Stephanie has returned to the dark and gloomy streets of Gotham... except now they're kind of camp and ridiculous too. That's an improvemen...
Sep 20, 2021•48 min
Bruce turns this interaction into a plug for his event, thus proving his fantastic podcasting capabilities. Pamela isn't having it though - after all, the fascists Batman and Robin will be in attendance! WITH THEIR WARM BLOOD! Meanwhile, Freeze is busy having a lovely movie night where he gets to... oh... uhh... remember the woman he's lost. Ouch. Returning to the investigation is everybody's favourite soot gremlin - it's Neil Brown, the friend of trees himself! Teaming up with him one more time...
Sep 17, 2021•43 min
Beauty. Brains. Black Belt.
Sep 16, 2021•4 min
Ivy is right. Let's just get that out there - she's correct... to a point. The flaw in her grand plan is revealed today as she lets slip that it involves killing millions upon millions of people in the fight to save the planet. Maybe a LITTLE too extreme there, sorry. Does everybody need to mock her though? At least Bruce remains a good guy! Returning to the investigation is somebody who needs your devoted love or they'll turn into sea foam - it's Neil Brown! Joining him in his battle to save th...
Sep 15, 2021•33 min
MAKE CLOONEY MANBAT, YOU COWARDS! And, while we're at it...
Sep 14, 2021•4 min
Bruce viciously and unnecessarily berates his lovely lady friend but Ivy bursts in to take down the bully boys! ACAB! Her main mission? To protect the womb of the planet itself and to crush the capitalist menace once and for all! Joining the investigation this week is a first-time team up! We do have an old hand pitching in... after all, once you've met someone, you never really forget them - we have Neil Brown himself! Alongside this wondrous wizard we also have the most perfect, dazzling creat...
Sep 13, 2021•43 min
How can just one calorie taste so good?
Sep 12, 2021•3 min
FOLLOW YOUR OWN STAR! LIVE LAUGH LOVE! All with the power of telescopes, of course. Apparently Bruce has been seeing Julie forever at this point. We seem to have entered a time slip, but Julie seems pretty damn keen! Back on the case once again is the Engineer of audio Paradise, Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'! Teaming up with her once more due to his Prime Directive is her Robocop Minute co-host, Simon Haynes! You'd buy this for a dollar, right? After this, our guests sadly have ...
Sep 10, 2021•41 min
Screw you, Robin, you've ruined it!
Sep 08, 2021•4 min
We love misery.
Sep 08, 2021•4 min
Ivy slaps a wig right on that bonce and she's ready to roll! Bane is serving his own fresh looks - complete with coat and hat! IT'S FASHION, SWEATY, LOOK IT UP! Meanwhile, Bruce has a present for us all - his big telescope. Wow. Thanks. Awesome. Returning to the case is our Promethean prophet, Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'! Joining her and here to serve the public trust, protect the innocent and uphold the law is her Robocop Minute co-host, Simon Haynes! Listen quietly, or there...
Sep 08, 2021•37 min
Barbara really has to put her foot down here - get off that computer and go to bed, old man! On her way out she disrobes to reveal... she's fully dressed? And donning leathers? STEALING A BIKE? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!? WHO IS THIS GIRL?!?!? This week brings you a little of the old and a little of the new. Returning to duty once more is our Xeno-killer themselves - all the way from LV-223, it's Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'! Courtney also hosts '60 Seconds to Comply', so who bet...
Sep 06, 2021•44 min
Hey there puddin' podders.
Sep 05, 2021•5 min
You only Liv once.
Sep 05, 2021•4 min
Barbs arrives to tuck an old man into his cosy bed, but he's busy tracking down his long lost butler bro. The whole family butles. We also see how the dude has a picture of Barbara's mum... framed... just... there. No, man - this is a bit weird. Still, it can't ruin this, the sweetest of minutes. Returning to the case for one final crack at The Bat is the master of pop culture, the ruler of reactions - it's the BrittGirl, Brittany Howarth! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, differ...
Sep 03, 2021•44 min
Ra's al... what now?
Sep 02, 2021•4 min
Barbara takes in all of the beauty - only, it's not Dick's! BURN! She's more interested in these sick wheels than those hard abs. Still, he's not totally out of contention - after all, she has accepted the offer to stay over. Time to work the ol' Grayson charm. Returning to the case is our Aussie pop-culture guru, the BrittGirl, Brittany Howarth! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme so...
Sep 01, 2021•40 min
Who better than Chan?
Aug 31, 2021•3 min
The mystery woman reveals all - she's not there for Dick, she's here for her sweet Uncle Al. Better luck next time, loser. A nice stroll around the gardens and our dear butler now chooses to reveal all himself - it turns out he had other stuff going on this whole time! Who knew?!?!? Joining us as Special Guest Investigator is some fresh blood coming in from abroad, our Barbara if you will - it's the YouTubing, reviewing and shenanigan-loving BrittGirl themselves, Brittany Howarth! The next episo...
Aug 30, 2021•43 min
The pleasure of tsundoku.
Aug 29, 2021•5 min
The only answer is hate.
Aug 29, 2021•3 min
Freeze pines for his watery wife but we haven't got time for that - a schoolgirl is being rather suspicious at Stately Wayne Manor. Dick reluctantly answers the door but ends up THOROUGHLY enjoying what he sees! Could this girl truly be looking for him? Returning to the team for the fourth year running (!) as Special Guest Investigator is the actress who is beyond Imitation, a Woman who knows the craft, the Bat Minute Darling - it's the one, the only, Lauren Ashley Carter! Give her your Marmite,...
Aug 27, 2021•52 min
