"Trust, who do ya? Trust, what makes you a real lover? Trust, I put this question to ya Cause I want you to be with me" While spending time at a sidewalk cafe, the residents of Gotham spy something wonderful, something magical: IT'S A PARADE! IN FULL FLOW! Even the ladies of the night are losing out to this spectacle. Joker and his fistful of dollars arrive via cake with Bob in tow. Bat Minute '89 is all about that #Boker life. Our favourite anatopistic, world-hopping, dreamer of dreams and auth...
Feb 02, 2018•53 min
An explosive start to the minute gives us a lot of bang for our buck! Batman blasts his way through Axis but looks calm and collected while doing it. Now that's style! In the air: junior birdman! Also in the air: A GIANT CLOWN! Back again as dream weaver extraordinaire is the wondrous storytelling, magical vocalising, Nightmare Queen herself - Kiri Callaghan ! With Kiri on the crew this case is cracked! One day soon, the dawn will come . The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, differen...
Jan 31, 2018•43 min
It's business time as Batman gets ready to put boots to butts. Rubber shall be donned, belts will be clipped and crotches are shot. By a camera, I mean. Aboard the Batmobile, Bats mows down every goon in his assault on Joker's lair. Life don't mean a thing to this guy. Joining the dynamic duo as Special Guest Investigator, from amidst the ink and stardust, is the Hufflepunk Queen Bard herself - Kiri Callaghan ! Author, singer, YouTuber... and now Bat expert, Kiri does it all and takes this week ...
Jan 29, 2018•41 min
Why won't Bruce let Vicki in? WHY?!?!? WE WANT TO KNOW, DAMN IT! Oh. Turns out he did. The plan from here? They're going to TRY to love each other. Coming from Bats, that's a huge step in the right direction. At least he's honest! Overseeing this love fest are our returning Investigators Mark Ybarra and Nathan Parnes of DC Cinematic Minute ! Jon and Niall have let them into their private sanctuary but the mysterious HE is out there, preventing them from solving this case once and for all. Until ...
Jan 26, 2018•48 min
A grisly grin looms over young Master Wayne as his parents lie dead. Who is this criminal? The name is revealed... IT'S JACK, BAY-BAY! As Bruce snaps out of his flashback trance, Alfred walks in to break up this pity party. In his never-ending attempt to hook Bruce up with a woman, he's brought him one - Vicki is here! IN THE SECRET LAIR! Back again, bringing their brilliant brains, are Mark Ybarra and Nathan Parnes of DC Cinematic Minute ! Can this foursome work together to help Vicki finally l...
Jan 24, 2018•48 min
Is it future, or is it past? It's past. As the Wayne family leave their evening's entertainment behind them, they are stalked by a suspicious, shadowy... someone. Things take a turn for the worse and in a flurry of action, a certain twosome bite the dust and hit the deck. A gun is pulled on a child as we mourn the loss of popcorn... Joining the dynamic duo as Special Guest Investigators this week is another great superhero team - it's Mark Ybarra and Nathan Parnes of DC Cinematic Minute ! Can th...
Jan 22, 2018•38 min
"Bat Minute '89 - the musical sensation!" Bruce's musings take us back to a time long ago - before the madness, before the Bat. This Frenzy is plaguing his mind. Joining the cast for one last number is Brady Crane of Pele Media ! Be it German expressionism or be it Zorro, Mr Crane is ready for a night at the theatre and is certainly more than good enough for me! Find Brady on Ghostbusters Minute , Goonies Minute AND Jurassic Park Minute ! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, differe...
Jan 19, 2018•41 min
"Bat Minute '89 - whaddyawant?" $20 MILLION! IN CASH! FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY! This Joker sure ain't joking around. Not content to hand out a fortune, he is also offering the good folks of Gotham ringside seats to the ol' dukeroo! Bats' days may be numbered, but he won't be going down without a fight. First he needs to change out of this turtleneck... Another face returning to the fight is Brady Crane of Pele Media ! When it comes to quality there are no other guests - only Brady! After careful co...
Jan 17, 2018•40 min
Bat Minute, here. The Borg transmit their demands to the Federation... Wait, no, Mayor Borg is postponing the gala. ALAS! WHAT ABOUT THE HOT DOGS?!? Interrupting this sombre moment is... you guessed it, it's that JOKER! But he brings good news - he ain't like that old boss, Grissom. Things are gonna change around here! To kick things off, Joker is going to have his OWN party! AND A SPECIAL SURPRISE! Joining our dynamic duo as Special Guest Investigator is podcasting veteran Brady Crane of Pele M...
Jan 15, 2018•38 min
Bruce has pinpointed where it's all emanating from: good ol' Axis Chemicals! His mandate demands he take action. Utilising his connections, or possibly some kind of mind trick, Alfred has managed to obtain some VERY important files for his Master. It was reluctantly, however... Alfred is worried that he will lose Bruce as he lost his father. Meanwhile, City Hall is a hive of activity - The Borg, Lando and The Man Who Wants To Be Gordon present a unified front. THANK THE MAKER! Our Special Guest ...
Jan 12, 2018•53 min
Knox is now in the know as Vicki has explained the works. His conclusion? Wayne is screwed up! Perusing a paper reveals the main reason why: there's been a death in the family. Back to further the investigation is Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts of the Please Don't Send Me Into Outer Space podcast! This twosome have all the chops needed to get to the bottom of this case as they are seasoned veterans of all kinds of science fiction and fantasy. Please DO hear their words of wisdom! The next episode...
Jan 10, 2018•32 min
Please don't send Vicki a porcelain hand! Joker's smile is simply skin-deep. At heart, he's full of woe! Not too full of woe to pass up the opportunity for a good crotch-thrusting dance, however. Vicki can't HAND le the surprise gift that Jack has left for her and collapses under the weight of his generosity. Joining OUR dynamic duo is our first ever GUEST dynamic duo - it's Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts of the Please Don't Send Me Into Outer Space podcast! This team-up are on hand to sort the s...
Jan 08, 2018•46 min
Hello, friends. Bat Minute is back to rub that rhubarb! As Bruce finishes his tale, things REALLY get nuts! He's ready to poker The Joker! This isn't even his final form, either! Will our hero and Joker finally settle the score? Tune in to find out, Bat fans! Speaking of going completely nuts, back again as Special Guest Investigator is George Hendricks of The Mogwai Minute podcast! Can his New Batch of ideas get to the bottom of all of this? At the very least we'll solve that dragon breath for ...
Jan 05, 2018•53 min
Hello, friends. THERE IS A BEAK IN JOKER'S HEART! How the hell did we get here? As it is extracted, Master Wayne does a poor job of hiding who he is. Batman, n’est-ce pas? Bruce does manage to regale us with a delightful tale of a certain fella that he used to know... With podcasting comes much responsibility, so back to help solve this case (and break all of the golden rules) is George Hendricks of The Mogwai Minute ! George is preparing to get nuts and wreak havoc in this town... but you'll en...
Jan 03, 2018•38 min
Hello, friends. Today, Joker advances on Vic... in more ways than one! He also shows the consequences of no longer being useful to him - Alicia has tumbled out of view! As Napier offers up an omelette, Bruce prepares to pounce... Joining our dynamic duo as Special Guest Investigator is none other than the man, the myth, the legend: it's George Hendricks of The Mogwai Minute podcast! Can George's smooth-talking help Bruce get out of this one? He makes the illogical logical with his fantastic idea...
Jan 01, 2018•46 min
Bruce describes the normal day-to-day of a normal person. Riveting stuff. Still, he's finally going to tell her! It's here! It's happening! IN BURSTS JOKER AND THE GANG! NOOOO! Boombox included. What will Bruce do? He was so close! On her final tour of duty with the Bat Gang is film maker Stephanie Palacino ! You may know Stephanie for XD Junction or Drowning in Sunshine . She is also a veteran YouTube personality and blogging maestro who knows her way around a lightsaber, making her more than r...
Dec 29, 2017•41 min
Bruce gets physical! But not in the 'cool' way! He even tells Vicki to keep it shut her trap! His excuse? He's finally going to tell her about his evening activities! That's SOMETHING, I guess... Vicki's conclusion? This guy has a wife, for sure! Back again to help crack this case is film maker Stephanie Palacino ! Known for XD Junction and Drowning in Sunshine , Stephanie is also a highly popular blogger and YouTuber - with added lightsabers and tomfoolery! Who better to aid our dynamic duo in ...
Dec 27, 2017•34 min
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL! As Master Wayne sips his tea (Assam?) a plan forms: he WILL go to see Vicki in her hideous apartment and he WILL win her back... kind of. Vicki's response is a much deserved rant at Bruce - this guy has been driving her batty! Will he reveal all? Will he explain the lies? THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE! Joining the team as Special Guest Investigator this week is the Miami-born, UK-living, film maker, blogger and YouTuber Stephanie Palacino ! Stephanie is known for XD Jun...
Dec 25, 2017•37 min
The news is out - the combinations revealed! Will we finally see the back of this squalor? #Boker watch on and ol' Napes names his pain with flair (or should that be flare?). It is of the... winged variety. Bruce and Alfred enjoy an extremely British cup of tea... Phil Dragash of The Matrix Minute podcast is back one more time to try and solve this case once and for all. Phil welcomes you to the desert of the real - he will show you that there is no spoon, that you are trapped in nothing but a z...
Dec 22, 2017•51 min
A swirl, a flurry, a fade to black... and all of a sudden, Vicki opens her eyes in her absolutely hideous bedroom. Captain Chloroform has struck! And stolen from Ms Vale! Knox is now Allie and he accepts Vicki's offer of a hot story for tonight's paper. We end with the beginning of the musical 'Newsies'. Today's Special Guest Investigator is Phil Dragash of The Matrix Minute podcast! Phil is here to open the door that frees our mind - though we have to be the ones to walk through it We know what...
Dec 20, 2017•42 min
Batman ain't feeling like a Turnblad as his research shows that Hairspray alone isn't the key - instead it's a deadly combination we should be worried about! In this abnormal world, we need an abnormal hero... albeit one that 'wants' something from Vicki. Steady on, Bats, steady on! This week's Special Guest Investigator has taken the red pill and is joining our dynamic duo on their journey down the rabbit hole - it's Phil Dragash of The Matrix Minute podcast! Phil is The One we need to free our...
Dec 18, 2017•43 min
Exiting the Batmobile may not be smooth but it can't stop us from gagging on Vicki's eleganza. BATS! BATS EVERYWHERE! In cages, out of cages, even some with deep inner rages. Despite the winged distractions, our hero has discovered the truth about what Joker has done... Back for one last (bat) dance this week is the irrepressible burlesque artist Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil)! With style and panache, our vaudevillain Audra takes over the airwaves and will Polka Bats', Joker's, or ANYONE'S Eyes...
Dec 15, 2017•35 min
The Batmobile hurtles onward towards a cavernous destination - but it's heading straight for solid rock! BATMAN IS GOING TO DIE! Along the way Vicki attempts to see just who lies behind that mask, that stony exterior and those lips. She recognises those... Joining the team for this Batapalooza is the brilliant burlesque star and Weird Al worshipper Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil)! While our dynamic duo Dare to Be Stupid, Audra cuts to the heart of the matter Like a Surgeon and proves that Bruce ...
Dec 13, 2017•35 min
Batman's Uber has arrived but he's too busy arguing with Vicki about her weight! You don't question a woman on this issue, man. Not cool. Putting their heavyweight differences aside, our heroes zoom off into the dark, dark, (k)night - Batcave bound via Halloween Town detour. Can Vicki figure out the riddle of the pout? Joining the team as Special Guest Investigator and resident Batgirl is the Tight and Nerdy burlesque star herself, Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil)! Audra has certainly danced with...
Dec 11, 2017•35 min
Criminals are put in the trash, where they belong! Batman has no time for garbage! However, a new challenger approaches - with a heavy helping of flair! Will this sharp customer spell the end for our hero? Defending Bats with a strong 'protego' and putting his Beating skills to good use is Gary Roby Jr ! His (pod)casting ability cannot be matched - make sure to check out his spellbinding work at Harry Potter Minute and Ferris Bueller's Minute Off! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod...
Dec 08, 2017•42 min
Up, up and away! Our heroes take to their air... but in less than graceful fashion. Upon ensuring Vicki's safety, Bats heads back into the fray to tackle these bozos. Will trash noodles be enough? After a quick wallet check, mayhem ensues! Joining our dynamic duo to once more crack open this Minute of Secrets is Gary Roby Jr - the resident Seeker at the Harry Potter Minute podcast! Gary will reveal all - without even needing veritaserum! Also catch Gary over at the wonderful Ferris Bueller's Min...
Dec 06, 2017•36 min
Vicki's shoes bite the dust as she and the Bat pound the pavement in their bid for freedom - Joker's goons are still in hot pursuit! The Batmobile turns into a Tim Burton fever dream and transforms into an impenetrable, beetle-like, fortress... via Alexa. Batman thinks on his feet and decides to fly off his feet - but only if Vicki reveals some rather personal details! Apparating into view as this week's Special Guest Investigator is Gary Roby Jr - the master magician and wonderful wizard who ho...
Dec 04, 2017•33 min
Bats and Vicki have a need for speed as the Batmobile tears through the streets of Gotham in a desperate bid for escape. Even Batman's huge ears can't hold him back! Joker's on-brand goons are in hot pursuit, but the 'mobile has powersliding skills up there with Mario. Will our heroes (and the cabbages) make it out in one piece? Joining our crew on their mission one final time this week is Neil Brown of The Mogwai Minute podcast! Neil's investigative skills will suss out anything putting the Bat...
Dec 01, 2017•51 min
MELTING! MELTING! JOKER IS MELTING! Or is there more to this than meets the eye? BOO! The big Bat arrives in the nick of time and he's packing some serious tech. Where does he get these wonderful toys? No matter where, Bats and Vicki are getting mobile in style. Bringing his '80s expertise to the party today is Neil Brown of The Mogwai Minute ! Neil has already dealt with the worst monsters around, so up against a clown and a bat he'll have no trouble with this investigation - especially with al...
Nov 29, 2017•43 min
Joker's viciousness revealed to Vale! His acerbic tongue is matched only by the damage done to Alicia... and perhaps now Vicki too! The mask is off and the cards are on the table. Picasso? Not quite... but getting there. In a desperate attempt at escape, Ms Vale goes on the attack in liquid fashion. Joining our team as this week's Special Guest Investigator is none other than the maestro of The Mogwai Minute podcast - Neil Brown ! Today's minute definitely sees one of the golden rules broken, bu...
Nov 27, 2017•47 min
