If I'd where first I'd go away. But I was not the first on the skate, I just was last, and being ten on one single board is a bit much if you want to make some spin.
Aug 10, 2007
Just imagine a teenage girl. Just think your turn when you where so young. Just imagine a teenage crank, and just believe now you're too old.
Aug 09, 2007
While winter lasts, the desperate naked weed just dies. It needs some sun, but there ain't enough, and so life goes a bit too far. Let's try plancton.
Aug 08, 2007
They are a bit lazy but nevertheless dangerous. They are the cunundrum brigade. When hope has left, when the fine words are scarce, you just call them and everything's back. So fun.
Aug 07, 2007
What a nice Pontiac. I wanted a Chevy, I thought I'd get a Saab, maybe I'd care for a Volvo, but I got a nice jeep. Now I can go ride up to the hill, stop everything there and go camping.
Aug 06, 2007
Albeit the waves your speaker work fine. Don't you care about the tweeters, they won't let go, it is the woofer that feels a bit tight. If you do it bad, it will be too much, the waves will be so hard, the dome will blow.
Aug 05, 2007
Slim as a peach, you can even be slimmer. That's why all the women say, slim as a banana, slimmer than ever, slim as a peach, you're out of reach.
Aug 04, 2007
Cat meows don't impress as much as dog barks. We don't understand it, but it's a fact. While the dog is man's best friend, we can't feel but the scare when the quadruped barks. Groaf, woof, kouak.
Aug 03, 2007
When on the sea you want to flee, the best you get is a sneaky sailor. One that's all muscle. If you don't care, you can go alone, but beware, nothing's better than a sneaky sailor run on the ocean.
Aug 02, 2007
Ho, ha, you drop your feets go into it. They feel the warmth, they ache no more, this is a supertub, with bubbles and all. Supertub, supertub come to me.
Aug 01, 2007
He would be true, he would be too. Running and sweating to let all be new. Renewed to be down, he is so lone, he has some synthetised bubble. And lives in, hard as a pin.
Jul 31, 2007
There are fishes until you can't see. Into the deep, there some eyes, that look at you. There are stars in the sea, there are animals to let you be, in the deepest of seas, there are some lights.
Jul 30, 2007
Please mister I need the money. I am young, you where too, please understand what it means. I am not selling, I just want some time to stand up. Pleas miss, rent my town.
Jul 29, 2007
Warm is the summer. Hot is the time. No water, it's hotter. And I can see your thirsty mouth. It would be cool, it would refresh, a beer, a keg, with ice to freeze. I want it be.
Jul 28, 2007
I wish I'd be inside your head, behind your eyes I want to share, the feel and see the sceneries from where you are. I won't be mean, I will share them, I will let you know that I love them.
Jul 27, 2007
Make the dessert. Make it light, make it sweet, make me love it, I want to eat. With delectation I want to taste its lemon curd, nothing will ever beat it.
Jul 26, 2007
The old lady was in the flower shop since this morning, and no one could reall figure what she wanted. She wandered between plants and flowers, but suddenly screamed: These are the ones I'd like!
Jul 25, 2007
Michael, you might better know that: zdzfue strimm the blubb! And if you don't like that you might as well grgr just my str, or else.
Jul 24, 2007
It is yellow, it is strong, it flies through the air like a speeding bullet, it is Super Canary. He will be there whenever the poor and the needy will be in trouble, to whistle them an annoying and cute little song.
Jul 23, 2007
Dancing and rolling. Rocking and stomping, this is the steaming punk ska you all believe in. Funking and shacking. Sweating and freaking. This is the dance you all wish to loose your mind on.
Jul 22, 2007
This beautiful house has a grand backyard and a nonetheless huge swimming pool. The kids will love it and if you plan on a barbecue next week end, everyone will be delighted. Trust me, it's a bargain.
Jul 21, 2007
Linda, Olga, Ruth and Wendy where going to put some nerds on fire. These mini-skirts where so short, their legs so smooth, it was going to be easy to get the job done. All they wanted was their homework to be done by some nice and friendly nerds. Because the results had to be good.
Jul 20, 2007
Butt kicking until the day ends, butt kicking you will be king, butt kicking there are no rules, we are butt kicking and nobody's rocking, we are butt kicking, better than a sting.
Jul 19, 2007
Yo soldiers. Are you ready? The chinese restaurant is coming to us, we will resist. My ducks are ready, good. Let's make it a revenge and show that the best chinese food doesn't necessarily mean duck. Let's all hail for vegetarian, vegetarian!
Jul 18, 2007
I feel today that grated cheese and my love life don't have so much in common. And this is apart from the odor, the looks and the taste of it. My love life does not seem to melt on pasta nor pizza. And that's important.
Jul 17, 2007
Hard to tell you that another was. This stinks. You where all right, it does not smell good. Smells like fish or rotten rats. This is when we all hope a good wind will blow it away.
Jul 16, 2007
You will invest into beer making. And while you're at it, look at sesame and entrepreneurship, it seems promising. Sesame can be found everywhere from burger buns to salads, the wow factor is high with these seeds.
Jul 15, 2007
What are steaming blotovs? They are the feets of pink debelbillius birds. What is special about them is their orange hooks, and the small perspiration vents that steam when the weather is cold. Blotov was an adventurer and had discovered them by the mid-twentfifth century.
Jul 14, 2007
Monday morning, she was hungry. She was also late for work. She took a turbo fish and chips, ketchup and mayonnaise, and zoop she was behind her desk, full of energy and ready to carry on all the crucial things that needed to be done.
Jul 13, 2007
Boohoo, Linda and Markus too are very sad. Snif, it is finished and we will have to wait another year to live something as good again. These winter festivals are so cool, can't wait. Maybe next summer, maybe next spring. That'll make time go faster.
Jul 12, 2007
