Wendy liked her pasta a bit reinforced by the taste of some good old cheddar. There was some left inside the fridge. Old Nathan came in with just perfect timing and said: take that cheddar for granted, not grated, one big piece in your pasta 'll be harder to swallow.
May 12, 2007
Take the hammer and pound. The nails are in the box below the wedge-saw. You may need some pipes and some joints that you'll find in the upper drawer near the tub. This is some sort of equipment, I can't tell you what it's for.
May 11, 2007
Yeah baby. Gentle and subtle, he had left the scene. Everyone's got some thoughts at once that tells them the time has come to let the funky flow. Let me pound, yeah, let me pound.
May 10, 2007
There is no link whatsoever, but it is a well known fact. The drunk chicken with no head had no head and was drunk. Not the contrary.
May 09, 2007
This is not an old lady's tale. It is true. This is not a myth because many have tried and many have cried. Don't ever do that while in the dark Chuinghuijtutju forest, don't turn around even less without pants. Oooh yeah.
May 08, 2007
Stone rigid. Steel strong. Concrete force. Unlimited resistance. Meet Mentalsunstone, he is solid as rock will never be.
May 07, 2007
What did I tell you? Again and again you can't stop. Be strong, just don't let your inner self take over. You know it's impolite. Take a cookie, not two. I know they're good.
May 06, 2007
Max is an abbreviation for maximum. His name was Max. The day's ending, the sun's gone down, but still he is running, and running. If you tend to be slow, just don't do it so.
May 05, 2007
She would have tossed away all her hopes. A long time ago, someone had thought she'd live a life happy and free. That one's to be today away, she is seldom used but so obtuse.
May 04, 2007
Sam, Minty, Rodge, Bobby are cute little puppies. Once in a while they reunite. They go for a round in town. They like to jump and bark, they like to stroll and make weird faces. Sometimes they just are funky puppies eating marshmellows.
May 03, 2007
Cut them, cut the damn pilosity up, cut the hairs up in three. Or I'll do it. C'mon, don't be a fool, do it, be a man.
May 02, 2007
Hey mom, did you check them up? I can't figure out where they've gone. Haven't you by any chance figured out if the kids are at the barber's? Or have the kids gone down the block? Naaa.
May 01, 2007
Today I will reach my calculator. I will check it all up. It needs to work fine, no miscalculations will be allowed because the outcome is so important. I will enter digit by digit until I get the answer to the most crucial calculation ever. Hundredthirytwo plus one minus one doesn't give the answer you'd expect.
Apr 30, 2007
Turn the engine on, roar the pistons, make the wheels scream, let the oil boil and the wind flow over the shield. Excite your bumper, a little not more, and make the run a successful one. You're a champion.
Apr 29, 2007
He was suffocating. The hit had been stronger than one could imagine, the airbags did work well, but this was too strong for even the toughest man. He couldn't really breathe, and suddenly he struggled "several times a year is wear..." before stopping, for ever. The mystery was unsolved.
Apr 28, 2007
Hmmm so good. Jenny finished her share of the dessert long ago. She did like it and wished to do the same for her next girlfriends' event. However what she doesn't know, to her future deception, is that the receipe for the cake is long gone.
Apr 27, 2007
Some thought fine to joke and leisurely take on their daily activities. Some even giggled, whistled in ease, sang happy little songs. You might be warned: I do not laugh at work, beware.
Apr 26, 2007
Horrible was the scene. Steaks and sausage fragments all over the place. A few ribs, some liver and a bit of tenderloin could be found still stuck on the wall's red surface. It was a real carnage at the butcher's. And all due to this week-end's planned barbecue party...
Apr 25, 2007
Happy. That's how Jeff felt about his evening ride to the disco. He was feeling frivolous and bounced all over the dance floor. And to his great surprise, eleven jumps and the nice lady goes horny.
Apr 24, 2007
In the cage you could feel the chill. The beasts are hardly manageable, and the faintest drop of sweat will just make you a perfect bait. Gladfully, Harold was the sausage master, he was the only one to master them in every occasion.
Apr 23, 2007
To be polite you could fetch the butter croissant. But err on the face of all the manners you try to elaborate and your profile will loose all credibility, including the one with the croissant.
Apr 22, 2007
I like to run in the morning. I like to look at the sky. I wish sometimes I where a bird, that I could fly. I am all nuts. And that is when the trees salute you.
Apr 21, 2007
Nothing beats the beating you can get from the rain, the penetrating coldness of a thick british fog. You may like fish and chips, and all will match nicely together, you like the streets of London in bad weather.
Apr 20, 2007
This is not an ordinary cow. She did it all, climbed the everest, the k2, had gone to space, ran the marathon, and even survived the feria. She was proud but showed it with a classy subtility. This was Ole, and ole la vache est de retour.
Apr 19, 2007
For weeks it had rained. This was an exceptional time of the year when the elements would go through you, freeze you in a incredible humidity making you feel like if you where swimming in a cold pond. Anita, as only a vengerous spanish rebel could speak was direct: despite the weather take a hotdog.
Apr 18, 2007
She had long ago decided to switch her chihuhaha (who can spell that correctly, hm) for one of those hip new tunafishes from the petgrocery on fifth avenue. Tunafish can make an easy pet, and they are gentle too.
Apr 17, 2007
This is a great feeling. It has finally happened, and as everytime the sun puts its hand onto the job, thing come true. The tulips are growing, and this is really a great sight.
Apr 16, 2007
You're lost. Let me help you. You know, the path you followed yesterday to get your coffee. Well, just take the next elevator on the left just before you get out. There it will be.
Apr 15, 2007
Got tired of competing with your workmates. Instead of trying to be better or stronger or whatever, just level it out with envy, it'll make you feel good. Yes, it's true!
Apr 14, 2007
At a time when all seems important is personal carreer, it is a fact that drilling your way through clay can be rewarding. It will also really impress your secretary.
Apr 13, 2007