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Jan 02, 2008
Don't leave inside, believe they ride, the time is now, you hide, hourra. I will go through, and feel the tide, you hit me too.
Jan 01, 2008
Until you beg, the time is so, as you fled. Hold me now, sort of how, I won't blink.
Dec 31, 2007
Repeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.
Dec 30, 2007
They need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.
Dec 29, 2007
You can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey breast.
Dec 28, 2007
Too much at once and leftovers for weeks to come. This is a fact that I wish I could forget. We'll have to eat through it.
Dec 27, 2007
We must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.
Dec 26, 2007
To let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.
Dec 25, 2007
Kelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there are only a small risk if you fall asleep.
Dec 24, 2007
The lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.
Dec 23, 2007
The running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all know.
Dec 22, 2007
Make her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.
Dec 21, 2007
Please be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.
Dec 20, 2007
Stereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.
Dec 19, 2007
Not too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.
Dec 18, 2007
This was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-legged stewardess when she saw him, that was all.
Dec 17, 2007
All the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.
Dec 16, 2007
She feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.
Dec 15, 2007
More energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may want to consider as you might never find such a bargain again.
Dec 14, 2007
I used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.
Dec 13, 2007
Scissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.
Dec 12, 2007
Your cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.
Dec 11, 2007
The two little girls had drawn magical properties from the herbal tea they had drank that early summer afternoon at the park. Jill and Lucy are friends forever, and ever, because of that simple event and foul smelling infusion.
Dec 10, 2007
No mortar will be needed for you to build the dreamhouse your spouse had looked upon. These superbricks don't need anything to glue tight together. And they come with a 50 years limited warranty.
Dec 09, 2007
