Fetus Floating Over Albania

Chapter 34: Priori Incantatem - As if Harry hasn't had enough trauma, Voldy challenges him to a duel and he now has to think about those terrible days when Lockshart tried to teach dueling...

Adam quotes The Room (again) and Tara's win from chapter 33 is a major surprise. We are cheering so much for Harry this chapter. He's fantastic in such a dire situation...also, major props to Daniel Radcliffe in the movie. Speaking of the movie, this chapter gets a better grade than virtually any other in this entire book.

Voldy has nobody to blame but himself for this fuck-up...seriously, dude.

Bertha Jorkins likes wine. Cannon.

100th episode coming at you next week!!!!!