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Barefaced Banter

Anhely Triana & Miranda Mashney
Welcome to "Barefaced Banter" – the podcast where Anhely & Miranda chat about life, drama, and self-improvement. Laugh your way through candid conversations, some witty banter, and a sprinkle of sarcasm. New episodes are released every Thursday! One a month will be during Anhely's regular facial with Miranda!
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Episodes

Episode # 33 | Final Goodbyes Suck!

In today's episode, we return from our hiatus with some not-so-great news... Yes, the rumors (that nobody is spreading) are true. This is our final episode; we discuss why our show is ending, share some funny laughs & cries about how special the journey was, and most of all, how thankful we are that you all decided to join us every Thursday for the past 33 episodes. We Love You Guys! - Anhely & Miranda

Nov 21, 202432 minEp. 33

Episode #32 | Loose Lips Sink Ships

In this week's episode, we play "Phone a Friend" to settle the debate of whether Loose Lips Sink Ships is well known or not. Miranda finally admits she has ADHD and has been projecting. We finish the episode off chatting about Felon Anna Delvey on this year's Dancing With The Stars, leading to our Thoughts for Thots of the week "Would you date a Felon?"

Sep 19, 202447 minEp. 32

Episode #31 | Would YOU Forgive A Cheater?

In this week's episode, Miranda bullies Anhely to test the efficiency of her new water bottle. We talk about traveling and how long a layover is too long. Miranda tells us about a Turkish bazaar experience with her mom. Anhely fills us in on the dramatic ending of this season's "The Bachelorette"! And lastly, our Thoughts For Thots sparks a little heated banter regarding the question, "Would You Forgive A Cheater?!"

Sep 12, 202441 minEp. 31

Episode #30 | Dirty Butts & Fake Meat

In this week's episode, we talk about our many faces while working out and our eating habits. Miranda shares a funny story about how quickly drama spreads between women. Anhely enlightens us all about the new lab-made meat, and we finish it off with our opinion that clean butts should be more common in America. P.S. Thanks for joining us for 30 episodes!!

Sep 05, 202445 minEp. 30

Episode #29 | Ghosts, Spirits, & Unicorns, Oh My!

In this week’s episode, we discuss another one of Anhely’s hysterical airport experiences. Miranda tells us about her ghost encounter, along with some spooky talk about spirits and now we’re just wondering... do you believe in ghosts?!

Aug 29, 202433 minEp. 29

Episode #28 | El Capitan Is NOT A Drug Lord Miranda...

In this week's facial episode, Anhely shares her Fiance's sunburnt Yosemite experience. We hear about Anhely almost getting hit on her way to film, the status of Anhely's skin after simplifying her routine to heal her barrier, and Miranda shares why finishing with oils on the face isn't her favorite. PSA: Wear Your Sunscreen!

Aug 22, 202432 minEp. 28

Episode #27 | You Can Clean My A$$ For $270!

In today's episode, we hear about Miranda's house cleaner nightmare, we share our opinions on running a business, and you learn about our math abilities—or lack thereof. We also discuss whether College Degrees are worth it anymore in the workforce. And if you can correctly count how many times Anhely says "100%" or Miranda says "yeah/yup," we'll send you a trophy.

Aug 15, 202446 minEp. 27

Episode #26 | Lithium Batteries Gone Rogue

In this week's episode, Miranda tells us about her spontaneous trip to Vegas that ended in misery and a not-quick-enough reroute to San Diego for her 30th birthday celebration! We also discuss how going out and recovering is NOT as easy as it used to be; Anhely shares a hiking trip from hell...just trust us, buckle in, and get a snack because this one is bumpy, literally.

Aug 08, 202447 minEp. 26

Episode #25 | No Seriously, Is The Mayor Of Paris Ok?!

In this week's episode, Anhely catches Miranda up on all the things she's missed about the 2024 Paris Olympics so far. We talk about the cardboard bed drama, the controversial opening ceremony, and the Mayor of Paris swimming in the Seine River..has anyone checked on her after that? We also talk about what sports we played as kids, and if you ever wanted to know our omelette orders...stay around for our "Thoughts For Thots"!

Aug 01, 202441 minEp. 25

Episode #24 | It's Giving Pizza Face

In this week’s facial episode, Miranda gives us the rundown on why disposable facial towels are better for your skin than washcloths and if collagen supplements are worth buying. Anhely tells a story about her recent dog attack experience, and Miranda shares her nude birthday experience…and no, we're not kidding.

Jul 25, 202442 minEp. 24

Episode #23 | She's THIRTY Not Thirsty!

Welcome back! In this week's episode, we hear about Miranda's last trip in her 20s! She shares a few stories about a very expressive bellydancer, a Karen at a restaurant, and then Anhely tests Miranda's 90's knowledge! Anhely also surprises Miranda with a prop to wear during this episode..be sure to check the YT version! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRANDA!!!

Jul 18, 202433 minEp. 23

Episode #22 | Cheers To Veneers and Unsolicited Opinions

In today’s episode, we get spicy with our unsolicited opinions about the newest contestants on The Bachelorette. Anhely inadvertently reveals she has an obsession with teeth, and Miranda tries tasting some of Anhely’s favorite childhood Cuban drinks for the first time! ** Also, all our comments are 100% light-hearted and are not meant to offend anyone—we are just joking around!** The video version of this episode has everyone's faces, go to our YT to check it out!

Jul 11, 202446 minEp. 22

Episode #21 | Two B's In A Bod

In this episode of Barefaced Banter, we bring on Miranda’s dad, who shares his history of pharmacy and law with a ton of humor. We touched on the two subjects we swore we would never talk about when we started the podcast, and Anhely & Sami ended up becoming best friends. Listen to find out! Happy Birthday Sami! Thank you again, Mashney Law, for sponsoring today's episode. For more info, please call: 1 (800) 555-6655 | https://a1accidentlawyer.com/...

Jul 04, 202451 minEp. 21

Episode #20 | Facials And F-Bombs

Welcome to this week's facial episode! We discuss our opinions on Bridgerton Season 3, debate how much skincare is too much, and Miranda makes Anhely look like a mummy—or Deadpool, depending on who you're asking...

Jun 27, 202447 minEp. 20

Episode #19 | Everybody Loves Zach

In this week’s special episode, you finally get to meet the man whose name is mentioned in just about every episode: Zach!! (Anhely’s fiancé) We play a few games together, and Miranda asks Zach his opinion on some dating do’s and don'ts. Happy 30th Birthday Zach!

Jun 20, 202448 minEp. 19

Episode #18 | Back As Big As A Buick

In this week’s episode, Miranda gets roasted to a crisp, we discuss the POPPI lawsuit, and we learn that Miranda has no idea where her gut is. Anhely denies the fact that she’s a video game nerd, and Miranda apparently believes that her voice is sexy. You def don't want to miss this one.

Jun 14, 202438 minEp. 18

Episode #17 | Wedding Bells or Wedding Bills $$$

Wedding bells are a-ringin', and pockets are ca-chingin' cause this week’s episode is all about I-Do's! Today we play our version of "The Price Is Right," we learn that Miranda will purposefully lose your invite, and European weddings are sounding better by the minute...

May 30, 202444 minEp. 17

Episode #16 | Bold Boobs & Bolder Brows

Welcome to this month’s facial episode, but with a twist! In this episode, we stress the importance of staying on top of your skincare treatments while also playing a game of “Would You Rather.” We hear about a Gypsy whippin' it out in the middle of a restaurant. And for the first time ever, Miranda performs a brow lamination on Anhely!!

May 23, 202437 minEp. 16

Episode #15 | Certified Lover Boy My A$$$$

Buckle up because this week's episode has about 10000 topics, but it's worth it! We talk about how Drake has no game, Miranda learns what a T-Rex arm is, and we hear about recent treatment room fails! To make sure you are protected this summer from certified lover boys and the sun, Miranda gives you three sunscreen options at different price points. #TeamKendrick

May 16, 202441 minEp. 15

Episode #14 | Mom Knows Best

Our first guests! In this week's episode, we have not one but two very special guests…our Moms! They joined us to celebrate Mother’s Day and play a game of "how well do you know me". We share lots of laughs, crazy stories, and special facts to get to know us more!

May 09, 202440 minEp. 14

Episode #13 | Why Are Cats Like This...

Today's episode featured a cameo from Miranda's cat Zara..but not in the way you'd think...We talked about a very odd but CLEAN breakup one of our friends told us, and we discussed what we would do with 100 million dollars. Spoiler alert, Miranda is prettttty judgy about Anhely's choices.

May 02, 202438 minEp. 13

Episode #12 | Dame Más Gasolinnnaa

We were wildin’ out in this week's episode with a new trend where we try to sing the lyrics to songs in languages we don’t speak… Miranda realized karaoke is where she truly shines. And Anhely realized she has really bad short-term memory.

Apr 25, 202435 minEp. 12

Episode #11 | Descendo, Leviosa and Shutupo🪄

In this week's episode, we played a funny game of “Would you Rather” and realized we know nothing about vampires or wizards. Anhely also realized, a little later than most, that the letter ‘o’ has a double meaning… tune in to find out!

Apr 18, 202433 minEp. 11

Episode #10 | Too Chill For 2-Timers

Welcome to our 10th episode! This week, we dive into the full stories about our two timing exes, share our personality test results, and Anhely shares why she hates when men wear boxers…Make sure to listen till the end for the easter egg! Link to the personality test we took! https://www.16personalities.com/

Apr 11, 202445 minEp. 10

Episode #9 | Shik Shak Shok-ed

In this week’s episode, we compare how different our Love Language test results are. Miranda gets called out for saving recipes on our IG that she never cooks, and we talk about our preferences with breakups! Link to the love language test we took: https://www.verywellmind.com/love-language-quiz-7562463

Apr 04, 202438 minEp. 9

Episode #8 | Can't Ban A Scammer

You asked for it; we delivered it. In today's episode, Miranda shares her long-awaited Hinge ban story. We play a game of red flag green flag (dating edition), and we accidentally discover that we are, in fact, millennials based on our fake phone call impressions.

Mar 28, 202442 minEp. 8

Episode #7 | Drunk In Love..On A Flight...

In this weeks episode, you'll hear about Anhely's most recent flight experience where two random strangers got extra cozy right in front of her! Trust us, you're going to want to grab a snack or two and buckle in cause there's some turbulence in this love story.

Mar 22, 202441 minEp. 7

Episode #6 | La Roche Poo-say

Welcome back to another one of our shit-show facial episodes..emphasis on the word SHIT, literally. Today we share with you a story that proves chimpanzees are not the only ones to spread their shit when angry; we play a guessing game of "The Price Is Right??" (Skincare Edition), and we talk about some cringy DMs you guys shared with us!

Mar 14, 202448 minEp. 6

Episode #5 | Snoring First Dates

In this week's episode, Anhely catches us up on her travels. We discuss the importance of sleep, Miranda explains how she tracks her sleep cycles, and we go over the importance of not sleeping on a first date...

Mar 07, 202433 minEp. 5

Episode #4 | Catching Flights & Fist Fights

In this episode, you'll hear about some hysterical travel experiences, our opposing flying preferences, and a funny story about how Anhely almost fought a flight attendant, twice...

Feb 29, 202438 minEp. 4
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