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Bad Movies Worse People

Worse People Productionswww.badmoviesworsepeople.com

We take a comedic look at movies that some may consider bad (box office bombs, low budgets, poorly written or acted) and, in the end, decide whether or not we'd recommend it. 

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Han Took Shots First Ch 22: The Mandalorian - Ch 4: Sanctuary

In Chapter 4 of The Mandalorian , Mando tries to hide out on a peaceful farming planet, but ends up teaming up with ex-Rebel badass (and real-life trash person) Cara Dune to teach clueless villagers how to fight off raiders with a terrifying AT-ST. There’s bonding, training montages, and a romantic subplot that goes nowhere because Mando’s married to the helmet. In the end, our heroes realize there’s no rest for the helmeted, especially with a 50-year-old toddler in tow. ⁠ Get a lot more Worse P...

Jul 23, 202543 minSeason 2Ep. 18

Ep 159: Deep Blue Sea w Dustin - Month of Action!

This week, we are joined by our Month of Action compatriot and friend Dustin from Flick & Friends , B-Action and The Barrens Hideout ! Directed by Renny Harlin and starring Saffron Burrows, Tom Jane, Sam Jackson, LL Cool J, and Stellan Skarsgard, Deep Blue Sea tells the tale of Dr. Susan McAlester, who is working on a cure for Alzheimer’s. So she starts by juicing up shark brains, obviously. After setting up shop in an isolated ocean lab, because nothing says "safe science" like experimentin...

Jul 21, 20251 hr 52 minSeason 3Ep. 37

PATREON SNEAK PEEK - Ep 158: The Long Kiss Goodnight - Month of Action!

This month's Patreon-exclusive Mental Health episode is tied to another episode, Deep Blue Sea . Both are directed by Renny Harlin (possibly his two best films) and both feature Sam Jackson! Geena Davis, playing Samantha Caine, is your typical suburban single mom: she bakes cookies, helps with homework, and occasionally has flashbacks of breaking necks and exploding things. Just your everyday PTA member with a mysterious knack for hand-to-hand combat and handling firearms. When the déjà vu gets ...

Jul 18, 20256 minSeason 3Ep. 36

Han Took Shots First - Ep 21: The Mandalorian Ch 3: The Sin

For this episode we asked Werner Herzog himself to summarize what you can expect. "In the bleak and merciless galaxy, a lone Mandalorian bounty hunter delivers his quarry — a small, ancient creature of untold power — to men whose morality is as withered as the dust on their boots. Yet as he watches the infant taken behind cold doors, a terrible melancholy seeps into his soul, for he knows: they do not wish to nurture this being, but to harvest it, like some cosmic veal. Compelled by a code older...

Jul 16, 202540 minSeason 2Ep. 17

Ep 157: Undefeatable - Month of Action!

The time has come! In this month's installment of Schlock & Load, Derrick will finally get Jack and Whitney to watch a Cynthia Rothrock movie, 1993's Undefeatable ! She plays Kristi Jones, a martial arts expert, who joins forces with a detective, John Miller, to track down a serial killer who victimized her sister. The acting is bottom of the barrel, with a lot of martial arts students and unpaid locals, but the action is top-notch and the villain is one of the craziest ever committed to fil...

Jul 14, 20252 hr 4 minSeason 3Ep. 35

Han Took Shots First - Ep 20: The Mandalorian Chapter 2 - The Child

Han Took Shots First episodes are now available on the Bad Movies Worse People main feed! We're back to get into chapter 2 of The Mandalorian, The Child! Mando has recovered the package he was sent for, but he's gotten more than he bargained for. Now he must find a way off of this desert planet while facing off against Trandoshans, Jawas and a vicious Mudhorn! Get a lot more Bad Movies Worse People at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeop...

Jul 09, 202534 minSeason 2Ep. 16

Ep 156: The Electric State - Month of Action!

The Electric State is Netflix's most expensive film at $320 million, as well as one of the most expensive movies ever, period. It follows Michelle and her robot friend Cosmo as they travel across a dystopian America ravaged by a war between humans and robots, looking for her brother. Joined by a veteran and smuggler named Keats and his wisecracking companion robot, Herman, boredom ensues. Despite having a killer cast including Millie Bobby Brown, Chris Pratt, Giancarlo Esposito, Ke Huy Quan, Sta...

Jul 07, 20251 hr 59 minSeason 3Ep. 34

Han Took Shots First - Ep 19: The Mandalorian Chapter 1 - The Mandalorian

Han Took Shots First is now available on the Bad Movies Worse People main feed! We're finally getting into the Disney+ show that saved modern Star Wars from the ravages of Rise of Skywalker, season one of The Mandalorian! In this first episode, we meet Mando himself, played by Pedro Pascal before the internet hated him, as well as Greef Karga, The Child (aka Baby Yoda aka Grogu), and IG-11. Not to mention the great Werner Herzog as the mysterious Client. Get a lot more from Worse People Producti...

Jul 02, 20251 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 15

Ep 155: Batman & Robin

In a follow-up to last year's episode about Batman Forever, this year we're getting into 1997's star-studded turd, BATMAN & ROBIN ! Starring George Clooney, Chris O' Donnell, Alicia Silverstone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Uma Thurman, this is Joel Schumacher's second in his planned trilogy of late '90s Batman neon camp. Arnold, as a puntastic Mr. Freeze, is trying to turn Gotham into an arctic region to get revenge for his sick wife, and Uma is an oversexed Poison Ivy, trying to protect natu...

Jun 30, 20252 hr 12 minSeason 3Ep. 33

Ep 154: The Punisher (1989, Schlock & Load!)

Figuring out what comic book adaptation to do for Schlock & Load is tough when it's a month full of schlock, so we decided to go full-on '80s goofball action with repeat "welcome back" Dolph Lundgren in THE PUNISHER! Pretty much your standard origin story about Frank Castle's family being horrifically murdered by the Mafia, causing him to seek revenge in an increasingly horrific fashion. This one, surprisingly, isn't available streaming, but you can find it on YouTube right here . Get a lot ...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 24 minSeason 3Ep. 32

Ep 152: Catwoman

Halle Berry does her best Michelle Pfeiffer here, and it doesn't work at all, in Derrick's opinion. We have Halle Berry and Sharon Stone here, two of Hollywood's sexiest. Yet, this movie is oversexed without being sexy as well as being mystical and magical without any magic, and so full of potholes that I'm surprised we don't have more people falling to their deaths to be resurrected by mystical Egyptian hairballs. We'll get all the way into this 2004 bomb directed by Pitof. That's it... just Pi...

Jun 16, 20251 hr 47 minSeason 3Ep. 30

BONUS Ep 151: Friday the 13th Part II

There's only one Friday the 13th this year, so we're diving into the first film in the franchise that features Jason as the burlap sack-wearing masked killer. In this entry, a group of would-be counselors converge on a new camp near Camp Crystal Lake under the tutelage of a new head counselor, where they hear the tale of Jason Voorhees shortly before they start dying in jaw-dropping fashion. Spears, knives, boobs, bikinis, horny teens and the franchise's first appearance of Jason's trademark mac...

Jun 13, 20251 hr 26 minSeason 3Ep. 29

Ep 150: The Fantastic Four (1994)

Watch the movie on YouTube right here! Marvel famously buried this Roger Corman-produced B-movie before it could ever be released, but nerds being nerds wouldn't let it die. An almost finished copy of the film has been circulating at comic conventions via bootleg VHS and DVD copies, and it is also available on YouTube. With the MCU's first foray into The Fantastic Four set to release this summer, we decided to check this one out and found that it might be the best adaptation of Marvel's First Fa...

Jun 09, 20251 hr 39 minSeason 3Ep. 28

Ep 149: Steel

In 1997, Shaquille O' Neill was on top of the world. He was one of the most famous basketball players in the country, he'd won gold at the 1996 Olympics, had 3 rap records, and a film in which he played a genie titled Kazaam . While the albums and film weren't massive successes, it didn't stop him from jumping on another film opportunity, 1997's DC Comics adaptation STEEL! He plays John Henry Irons, a weapons developer for the US military, who retires after an accident and has to don a suit of a...

Jun 02, 20251 hr 33 minSeason 3Ep. 27

Ep 148: Face/Off (Mental Health Schlock & Load)

This week's episode is about one of our favorite movies and it's a doozy! FBI agent Sean Archer (John Travolta) is obsessed with bringing down his nemesis and terrorist Castor Troy (Nic Cage) after Troy killed his son in an attempt on Archer's life. After some sci-fi gobbeldy gook, Cage and Travolta swap faces and lives and the heat is on in this classic John Woo action flick featuring some great over-the-top acting from both stars as well as some killer action setpieces including a high speed b...

May 26, 20252 hr 41 minSeason 3Ep. 26

Ep 147: PATREON SNEAK PEEK - The Goonies

Here's a sneak peek of our Patreon-exclusive Mental Health movie for the month, selected by one of our Patrons! If you enjoy this there's a ton more content available at patreon.com/worsepeople for only $3 a month! HEY YOU GUYS! This month's Patreon-exclusive Mental Health movie was chosen by one of our loyal Patrons, Drew! We'll be talking all about the adventure classic, 1985's THE GOONIES directed by the great Richard Donner. Featuring a who's who of future stars including Sean Astin, Josh Br...

May 22, 202512 minSeason 3Ep. 25

Ep 146: Bedazzled (Mental Health Month)

It's not a secret that Jack loves Brendan Fraser, so his Mental Health pick for this month is 2000's comedic BEDAZZLED directed by Harold Ramis of Ghostbusters fame. Brendan Fraser is desperate to gain the attention of his beautiful co-worker, so he strikes a deal with the Devil, played by Elizabeth Hurley, in which he will exchange his soul for seven wishes. As you can imagine, the wishes don't go well. This feel-good comedy is kind of the definition of a Mental Health movie, so tune in to hear...

May 19, 20251 hr 34 minSeason 3Ep. 24

Ep 145: Heat (Mental Health Month)

With the passing of Val Kilmer, Derrick decided to pivot his Mental Health choice this month to one of his favorite Kilmer films, 1995's HEAT, directed by Michael Mann. The ultimate heist movie, featuring the first on-screen appearance of Al Pacino and Robert De Niro together. It's a very long movie, with no wasted moments, a deep cast, and some of the best sound design that's ever been committed to film. Get a lot more Bad Movies Worse People for only $3 a month at patreon.com/worsepeople Find ...

May 12, 20252 hr 7 minSeason 3Ep. 23

Ep 144: Welcome to the Dollhouse (Mental Health Month)

Whitney has been riding us about seeing WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE for nearly the entire time we've been doing the show, so we're finally getting to it as her pick for Mental Health month! Directed by Todd Solondz, this film follows middle schooler Dawn Weiner as she faces constant harassment and bullying from other students, her siblings, and even her own mother. This film is planted firmly in the mid-90s with a lot of "f" and "r" bombs, but we manage to find our way around it somehow. Get a lot ...

May 05, 20251 hr 52 minSeason 3Ep. 22

Ep 143: The Rock (It's Gonna Be Bay Annual Episode)

In our first year of the podcast, we did an entire month of Michael Bay films for May and called it "It's Gonna Be Bay". Well, we learned from that experience, which was very trying on our mental health, so we vowed never to do that again. Since then, we have done one Michael Bay movie per year on the last Monday before May, and this year is no exception. We're finally discussing one of Bay's only truly good films, THE ROCK from 1996, starring Sean Connery and a slew of "welcome backs" including...

Apr 28, 20251 hr 57 minSeason 3Ep. 21

Special Episode: MANNcast

Derrick is overly excited about his Mental Health pick for May, Michael Mann's 1995 crime epic HEAT. He watched EVERY Michael Mann movie in preparation, and here's a recap and ranking for those interested. Get a lot more Bad Movies Worse People for only $3 a month at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com Remember to check out our Star Wars podcast Han Took Shots First anywhere you get podcasts or hantookshotsfirstpod.com...

Apr 23, 202535 min

Ep 142: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (Listener Request)

This one was requested by our listener Bryce, and it's something that we have successfully avoided seeing until now. Alien trash babies come to life to help a loser kid named Dodger woo his rival Juice's girlfriend, who goes by the name Tangerine. It's as stupid as it sounds and disgusting to look at as well. Get a lot more Bad Movies Worse People for only $3 a month at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com Remember to check out our...

Apr 21, 20251 hr 42 minSeason 3Ep. 20

Ep 140: Houseguest w {BLEEP}

{BLEEP} sent in this request after he and Jack watched this movie a few months back, so we invited him back on to talk about it. Sinbad and Phil Hartman star in this "wrong man/mistaken identity" style 90's comedy that also served as Sinbad's first starring film role. Sinbad plays a sad sack conman trying to get rich quick who falls into debt with the mob and has to take over the identity of Phil Hartman's childhood friend to hide with Hartman's family in an affluent Philadelphia suburb. Of cour...

Apr 14, 20251 hr 54 minSeason 3Ep. 18

Ep 139: Perdita Durango (Listener Request Month)

We kick off our first ever Listener Request Month with this one from Ashley, 1997's PERDITA DURANGO (aka Dance With The Devil) from director Alex de la Iglesia and starring Rosie Perez and Javier Bardem. Ashley described it as "if David Lynch and Tarantino had dirty, sexy Tucson baby," and boy, was she right! Murder, mayhem, santeria, an 18-wheeler full of fetuses, James Gandolfini, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, kidnapping and sex. Lots of sex. This is some straight-up madness and we get all the way in...

Apr 07, 20251 hr 43 minSeason 3Ep. 17

Ep 138: Welcome to Mooseport

We made a last-minute schedule change due to the death of the legendary Gene Hackman. Hackman stars alongside Ray Romano in his final film in the disastrous WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT. Gene Hackman plays former president of the United States Monroe "Eagle" Cole, who retires to Mooseport, Maine and is convinced to run for mayor to stop his ex-wife from taking his home in their divorce. Ray Romano plays Harold "Handy" Harrison, a local hardware store owner also running for mayor. What passes for hilarit...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 35 minSeason 3Ep. 16

Deadly Mailbag!

We got a letter from an actor who was in one of our previous episodes, Deadly Run, and we decided to read it on air for you all! You can find the video version of this episode, and all of our episodes, on YouTube ! Coming soon to Spotify as well, most likely. You can check out Deadly Run on Vimeo at https://vimeo.com/64118173 Get a lot more Bad Movies Worse People for only $3 a month at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com Remember...

Mar 28, 202518 min

Ep 136: Flubber

Taking a hard left after The Prowler, we get into Disney family film territory with the Robin Williams vehicle, FLUBBER. This remake of The Absent-Minded Professor features Williams as a forgetful inventor with a flying robot and a dancing green blob as a friend. We also get an appearance from Wil Wheaton as a shitty little rich kid as well as Clancy Brown and Ted Levine as hapless, silly goons with a penchant for being hit in the head. This was a staple of Derrick's childhood, so this episode w...

Mar 24, 20251 hr 46 minSeason 3Ep. 14

Ep 135: The Prowler (w Zip)

This week, we go back to Joseph Zito Town with his 1981 slasher classic, THE PROWLER, and we're joined by our good friend and amazing tattoo artist (as well as new Patron) Zip! The soon-to-be graduates of a small California college are being stalked and killed by a mysterious figure dressed in military garb and wielding all manner of weapons, including a pitchfork! We get some of the coolest and most iconic kills in slasher history thanks to the legendary Tom Savini as well as a bunch of kids ac...

Mar 17, 20251 hr 47 minSeason 3Ep. 13

Ep 134: Invasion USA (Schlock & Load)

Our next installment of Schlock & Load features maybe the only GOOD Chuck Norris movie, Joseph Zito's INVASION USA from Cannon Films. Norris is a mostly silent former special ops agent that is pulled into a fight against terrorists that are trying to use America's racism and social tensions to take it down from the inside. This flick features the actual destruction of an entire, real neighborhood in Georgia. Get the ad-free video episode and more for only $3 a month at patreon.com/worsepeopl...

Mar 10, 20251 hr 32 minSeason 3Ep. 12

Ep 133: Nothing But Trouble

For our first episode of March, we get into one of the classic BAD movies with Dan Aykroyd's only directorial credit, 1991's NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! Starring Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy and Dan Aykroyd again with a special appearance from Tupac and the Digital Underground. This cinematic bucket of vomit follows Chevy and Demi as they're waylaid in Valkenvania by a Texas Chainsaw-esque family and have to struggle against blobby shit babies, a judge with a dick nose, saucy hot do...

Mar 03, 20251 hr 38 minSeason 3Ep. 11
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