CHRIST THIS WAS A LONG ONE We nabbed Kira for one more episode before he leaves us forever, and we bring on local SoCal ranked player/expert Roy main Psychomidget to tell us Irvine lore, why puff is bad, and how he used to play League of Legends Pictionary with Dave. Other topics include vomiting in the street, tarantulas, PM players, and literally a million other things.
We pulled all the strings we had to get a true Melee legend on the show. Kira takes us through the past decade of his Melee life, from a lad that saw the game in its infant days all the way to developing tendinitis like a true fox main. Other topics include Denny's spaghetti, farm animals, young Mango, how Irvine doesn't talk about girls, the socal PR and arcadian, SSBM Tutorials, and nutting. We're gonna miss you, buddy.
A new era begins as the boys team up with local Socal streamers/degenerates The Meta Shift to bring you shitposting in glorious HD. This week features DonB of Legacy Gaming, who lived in the fabled Neephouse for a few months while grinding melee in Socal. Stories include bag spaghetti, Donahoo's, the recent Arcadian, and for the first time we interact with goons in chat for a truly a interactive experience. Follow The Meta Shift on twitch and you too can see a bunch of nobodies, live!
This week features socal Peach legend Cakes, who regales us with how she came to play Melee, her connections to Putin, and her difficulty with the chaingrab. Other topics of discussion include the Colorado Smash page being frozen in carbonite, serial Twitter DMers, and what Pepis REALLY is.
The boys are back in their respective towns and regale you with their G4 experiences. Topics of discussion include the bootleg Smashbox, Neeper suffering the wrath of the Smash 4 Twitter community, and Melee losing the EVO time slot.
Griffin was busy doing real life things, but in this pre-Genesis episode we discuss our pools, our predictions, and Anthony recounts a harrowing tale from rural America. Other topics are the nature of tags, who the viewers would like to tackle on a football field, and Neeper finding out that his cat is gay.
This week's episode speculates on Hungrybox's finger assailant as well as the who the Happy Gilmore of Melee would be. We also question what had ever happened to Mango's sub cruise and swap Rudolph stories.
The final podcast of 2016 marks the return of Bad Melee's founder. Topics include what Griffin has been up to, the shenanigans of Don't Park on the Grass, our expectations for 2017, and Jacob Brayll Wolf.
On this week's podcast we try our hardest to see into young Syrox's future, as well as celebrate Indie making it on his first PR. Other topics include the importance of chairs in a Melee scene, Salami Mommy, and not approaching.
This week we talk about the brilliantly titled UGC, how to deal with your miserable work schedule, and Zeke yells at the Smashbox. Other topics are some MIOM predictions, Neeper's expulsion from the Bad Melee Team House, and ponder how to farm Genesis for #content.
This week's special guests are local degenerates Krusty Kurt and Hulka, who pass down ancient lore from one of SoCal's loudest regions. Stories include a drunken crew battle versus UCLA, Westballz throwing a burrito, and the greatest tournament of all time that never happened. We also touch on a recent arcadian and I console a fellow player who has lost to Ringler.
This week Zeke regales us with his secret Smash the Record adventure in the funhouse mirror of reality that is Florida. Other topics discussed are RPS ettiquite, teenage email addresses, and we share our #hot #takes on the recent MagicScrumpy caper. We also bring on "SFAT" for a quick guest spot and in a rare move actually discuss how to improve at Melee.
On these week's podcast we spend time talking about the strange nature of the summit, sponsorship oppurtunities, and imagine Blur as a confident sea captian. Zeke's corner has us exploring the topic of doubles, and we also read emails before Neeper dazzles us with his musical abilities.
This week on the podcast we tell some roommate stories, talk at length about tags and their implications, and spread the good word of the Church of Neutral. Neeper's stint in Club Penguin is revealed and we also wish Griffin a happy birthday.
On this week's episode, special guest Chroma lends his insight into the unpredictable mind of Santiago, the place of memery in smash scenes, and Ken's food truck. Other topics of discussion are Summit, the flawed idea of "aspiring" to be a commentator, and a rundown of Melee crews.
In this post-Big House recap, we introduce a few new members of the podcast. Topics include tales from Pool C111, how batshit crazy Colorado locals are, and Neeper's social anxiety. Email the podcast! We will likely read your email aloud: badmelee.com@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/slime_machine https://twitter.com/kneeperssbm https://twitter.com/indiessbm
Bit of a quick and dirty episode this week. Topics of discussion are C.C.'s laundry, Mike Haze quitting Melee, Duna Cat, and some hot fire listener emails.
This week we have renowned FGC alcoholic Kazmer on to tell us how bad our favorite game is. We also discuss Melty Blood kids, the five worst things to happen to Melee, Low-tier God, and Adam Sandler movies.
This week we put ourselves in very real danger by interviewing the alleged mastermind behind the VGBC Serge/Darkfall naming scandal. Other points of discussion are roasting VGBC business practices, C.C.'s first Twitter beef, how to talk to normies about Melee, and getting beaten by Ganon mains in tournament. Email the podcast! We will likely read your email aloud: badmelee.com@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/slime_machine https://twitter.com/itsamecc https://twitter.com/Snowd...
This week we have Socal shitposting legend V$ come on to discuss a range of topics including Hyprid's dashdancing, The Great Nut, and how to play blackjack like a Marth main. Other points of discussion are the Cute Smasher Tier List, C.C.'s love for Wizzy, and Chipotle.
Freshly back from EVO, the boys discuss their pools experience, Melee Top 8, and most importantly which Street Fighter character they'd most like to have eat their ass. We also get deep into a discussion about the maintenance of eyebrows and roast Damian for his social anxiety.
After a long hiatus, we return with a new friend. Topics of discussion include dropping acid at Evo, the smash version of Bully Beatdown, a reading and discussion of fine literature, and bitching about esports. It's good to be back.
We're back! This week we weigh in on the now-forgotten MacD allegations and talk about Pound. Griffin also reveals how he's actually the worst person to ever go to the movies with and we try to guess which smashers drink which types of alcohol.
We discuss the Battle of the Five Gods and Griffin reveals his deep appreciation for Prog. Other topics of discourse include the worst company to be sponsored by, strip clubs, how Reddit is awful, and Anthony's beef with the entire Washington Melee community.
On a very special episode of the podcast we bring on undisputed smash legend Jim Jam Flim Flam to read his soon-to-be-seminal Melee fanfic. A myriad of topics are also touched on including The Magic School Bus, JJFF's projected performance at the Battle of the Five Gods, the salty Marth main from Genesis, and a totally lit party at last year's EVO.
The boys attempt to deconstruct the diseased minds of low-tier mains and Anthony talks about an encounter with a memer that makes him reconsider his worldview. Other topics are asian fetishes, how to give Yoshi the dick, and constructing the worst smasher possible.
We have a guest this week who is a verified grill to tell some stories about creepy smashers at tournaments. We also recount a couple of poop stories and Griffin reveals that he's been spending time with a bunch of eight year olds.
The boys have a lengthy debate about the Westballz incident at BEAST 6, memes, and whether or not nihilism excuses rudeness, followed by a moratorium placed on all Westballz discussion. We also bring on Anthony's long-time friend Scott and talk about how much of a salty asshole Anthony is/used to be.
This week we bring up the lame-ass Westballs/Leffen drama and talk about beef in general. We also talk about how we got into Melee, how much Anthony lives and dies for memes, and how hard Super Mario Land was on the Gameboy. Email the podcast! We will likely read your email aloud: badmelee.com@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SSBM_Verbal https://twitter.com/slime_machine https://twitter.com/DamianDufel The meme I promised to link: http://i.imgur.com/Il3pHUp.png
No Damian this week, but we finally got the boy Hugs on to tell us a few stories including how he almost lost his identity, how he's been grimed in the past, and how Armada is an actual anime character.
