[TEASER] Lee Kern chastises Hannah Einbinder

[SPEAKER_02]: It's been a minute since I've seen Lee Kern, but he is apparently living in Israel because he's much, much happier. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you can tell that it's really done a lot for his soul since he was a nationality affirming surgery. [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_02]: Now I love how much. [SPEAKER_02]: I'll never, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, here we go. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so that Hannah, I'm sorry, but you do not call it.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're affecting a girl for Hannah, shut the fuck up From the image she's a wine car. [SPEAKER_00]: So she's objectively like a fucking wine car He's pretty much a man who does masturbate. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean [SPEAKER_03]: We all wang, she's depicted it on the show. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, look at you. [SPEAKER_02]: Leaker, I mean, literally shaped like a penis.

[SPEAKER_00]: But I've learned as a dude that we're nice and we have vibes, and I like bikers, and I say, oh, I go smother fuckers, said bikers, he said bikers, it sounds like, let bikers be bikers, let bikers be bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers, it sounds like bikers

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think a Bible is when you, like, both male and female, uh, be-well, Seagulls. [SPEAKER_03]: A Bible is a, is a Seagull that can get fly both ways. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, the fact that he's trying to make the argument about, you know, what being a Jew is and he can't even pronounce our, let's be honest, most famous delicacy, the Bible, come on, man. [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry to keep derailing. [SPEAKER_03]: Orally, name two song-himes songs that have Gull or Seagull in them.

[SPEAKER_01]: By the sea from Sweeney Todd. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Wow. [SPEAKER_01]: And, um, weekend in the country from Little Night Music. [SPEAKER_03]: Possibly I was thinking of four black dragons from Pacific overtures. [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead Matt Have you guys seen him?

[SPEAKER_02]: No actually what's that hot as a bastard or Finn son of a bitch mother fuck girl All right, here we go and I like bicycles and I say oil you say oil you're fucking bread it And I like bicycles and I say oil [SPEAKER_00]: Um, that's being due if it divides and then you might toss into the mix some [SPEAKER_00]: to come along bullshit.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so he said, you might toss into the mix and to keep it to come along bullshit, which is like, heal the world sort of repair the world. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, repair the world is something. [SPEAKER_03]: And it has a very, I mean, you could make the case that liberal secular, yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Ashkenazi American Jews have turned it into a kind of feel good, do good, right, vagueness.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it does have a very strong [SPEAKER_03]: spiritual meaning, which is to prepare the world for the Messiah, which is to get right with God. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we're entering the fucking days of awe. [SPEAKER_03]: We're entering, you know, we're in the month of a rule. [SPEAKER_03]: It's all about Tikko Nolam.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't get what he's pointing to that there can be Jews who use social justice as a replacement for any genuine sense of religiosity and, you know, guilty as charged. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but, you know, it's it's it's [SPEAKER_02]: It means a lot coming from him, a genocidal manious. [SPEAKER_01]: Right, I'd wager if your Judaism is social justice and bagels. [SPEAKER_01]: That's better than militarism and murder. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and someone else is responsible.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And that's like, you know, we were well- raided from the book of genocide. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, Genesis, first there was nothing good. [SPEAKER_03]: But everything in it was ours. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, then God said let there be light and then he took away a little bit of the light Because he didn't want any of the mails to have the light [SPEAKER_01]: And then he said, no electricity, no gas, what deal is with human animals?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And on the seventh day, he rested for a bit, planning new ways to kill older Palestinians. [SPEAKER_00]: She clearly has had a fucking a bit more due to reputation. [SPEAKER_00]: There's no one who could keep a straight face and try to claim that Jews do not originate from and our entire people heard this, [SPEAKER_00]: with the land of Israel. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, your ginger beard is for him. [SPEAKER_03]: Samite, less than time.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have to be a fucking nata to believe that oh, I'm not indigenous to this land. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, look at me. [SPEAKER_02]: And now look at the people around me. [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know is it were all pale and redheaded? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so, you know what I'm saying? [SPEAKER_00]: Right now. [SPEAKER_00]: past the door that smells of piss. [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so I grew up in... But it's Jewish piss. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful piss.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't worry, it's blessed piss. [SPEAKER_00]: It's really his home. [SPEAKER_00]: And my family, we've never even had a sobacteria. [SPEAKER_00]: But my parents cared enough. [SPEAKER_00]: I think go to a school by the way, Eva. [SPEAKER_00]: My parents cared enough. [SPEAKER_02]: I just to be clear. [SPEAKER_02]: This is a tirade about how Hannah does not have a good Jewish education. [SPEAKER_02]: Just to be clear. [SPEAKER_03]: And just to be clear, he just said, Eva.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's how extreme. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Far gone. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I just amitating you, amitating him at this point. [SPEAKER_02]: I know. [SPEAKER_02]: I know. [SPEAKER_02]: This is like, for people who are like, you know, oh, Matt's bad British accent, is it really bad when you listen to Lee Kurn Talk? [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't think so. [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's uncanny Lee Kurn.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: That's right. [SPEAKER_02]: On Cana Lee Kurn out of his skull. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Lee Kurn. [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go. [SPEAKER_00]: I remember a story of a David King. [SPEAKER_03]: I had a writer, of course, as a Yiddish word. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you went to Kader, name five guys. [SPEAKER_01]: Samson, David. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: David. [SPEAKER_02]: He literally says, David, the same way I said, when I go, fuck you, David, back here.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just I love that that's how he actually says David. [SPEAKER_02]: I remember one bloke began another bloke. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, who began another guy and another and another and then another chap. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like he's like I Hand in he's have a Jewish education. [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't have one except for when I warned five guys from Kader [SPEAKER_02]: And there's Samson, Delilah, we've got to remember that. [SPEAKER_03]: He's gonna open up five guys for Lothel.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Who else, uh, fucking David, uh, Bill? [SPEAKER_01]: Bill K. Bye, Kim. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: Boy, again. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: Here's the story of a David. [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, we've selected some stones to fuck up a Samson. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, no, no, no, no, no, David did not fuck up Samson. [SPEAKER_03]: Samson's a completely different story. [SPEAKER_03]: He's the hero of his own story.

[SPEAKER_03]: Samson's the one who had his hair cut. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, see how does that cut? [SPEAKER_02]: Famously, like David, David and [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, at the very least, this white guy, no first full Jewish education, so it didn't learn the story of David and Samson, and Noah and the magic beans. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So, as we all know, King David, he famously threw his phone at Samson because he didn't lock that he had dreadlocks.

[SPEAKER_02]: He said, oh, that's cultural appropriation, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And then Samson, he went and he had sex with Esther, I think. [SPEAKER_02]: And the point is, it all happens in Israel, where I'm from.