The Filipino Fridge Stockers

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White dude and an Asian dude. Are you wearing a barstool sports shirt? What? What is going on? What is going on with you? Did you order that online? No, it's the first sweater that I saw. Island girls, it's the island girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Island girls, it's the island girls. It was in a my house? Yeah. It was in her closet. Is that my sweatshirt?

I think so. Yeah. Oh, so can I just say something right now? W you're wearing my talking heads sh shirt? What is that? A cat one? No, the talking heads. It's a talking heads on. It's a band. You never heard of the talking heads? No. Okay. But the other day you were wearing it. Well I didn't notice. Oh you can wear it, but um Anyway who does your laundry? Well then, No, you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bag and you said you can have this.

It there's no w there is no way that When would I be wearing it? Because you stole that out of my closet, baby. Why would I steal it? I don't even know the band. We don't even go in your room. Yeah You don't go in my room ever. No, because you cover it up. You're so scared of us going inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You poo, pee, no? No. Uh you pee downstairs. You pooed in my bathroom. I can tell. Well you're Yeah.

Your toilet. You slip right off of it. I slip right off of it. Why do you have a do you have a Japanese toilet? Yeah. You have a Toto? Yeah, yeah, I do. So then you like to use that that will it greets you when you go in. Welcome. Do you spray your butt? Yeah. With the water, that spray is mine. You're not allowed to water. No, no, no. We're not sharing that spray. All right. It's that's that spray is on reserve. It's not unlimited water. I put an extra a special O two, you know what I mean?

Airwan water. I use airwan water for that spray. And there's a limited amount on there. That's crazy. I still have uh old school manual toilet. I have the top tank I have to pull down a Oh you do? And that gravity's gotta take it. So I have two styles. A hole in the ground? Yeah, yeah. Which you're used to. You're back, baby. How long were you gone for? Um like You don't even know. No, I don't even know. Yeah.

You know, the other day you said something and it really this was the first time where I was like, Maybe my behavior is wrong. Hm. What? What did I say? So your mind something more often by the way, if that's that's so your What what was that about? You said you said you're doing all the work? Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right.

You know, I wanna apologize to everybody right now, right? Please. Everyone on the show, Andrew does ninety five percent of all work. Ninety seven. Whatever. Hundred percent. I'll give you a hundred percent. No, I do three percent. Yeah. Oh yeah, you do three per you do three percent. All right. You guys do all the work. All right. And I apologize right now up front. All right. I'm lazy. Yeah. I have no idea what is going on. Yeah. Right.

And if you w I would fuck it up if you got me involved. I agree. You're right. So that's why I'm not involved. I'm allowed to go, it's annoying that you XYZ and you're allowed to go, but it's me, baby. I know. It happened. But if I was a train builder, right, they'd be like, yeah, the problem is there's no engine in it. Right. Right. And I'd be like, my bad. You don't want me to f do that. But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you.

You would somehow be like, push that train, push that train The whole town, these two. Yeah, they would do it. Yeah, yeah, o only these two. So the thing I wanted to say that I was very mindful about at Issa is that You know, your mom was talking in Tagala. Visaya. Bisaya. Whatever it is. Tagalu, right? Yeah, whatever it is. Tagala? Yeah, yeah. Tagalo. Tagalo. Tagalo. What's Tagalu?

Nothing. It is now. So anyway, she said, you know, but whatever the language is. And I was just walking by and went Right. And then you seriously looked at me and goes, Stop doing that. You saw that too, right? You're racist. And I went to my room Right. No, at first I looked at you and go, No, it's not and then I went to the room, I laid in the bed, and I went Andrew's really rubbing off on me. Oh You are. You're a bad influence, dude. Not I. No, no, but I

No, but I That is some dumb shit I would do in your house. Yeah, but I literally thought about it and I went, it is racist. It's not. It's done with love. Okay, I'm gonna keep doing it. Yeah, I'm gonna keep doing it. Do it like every day. I do. I was like, oh, I have to speak up.

And I was like, You're that's racist and you're like, No it's not and you're screaming at me. Well how about this? This is how you blend both of these words. Make fun of me. Teach him something to say so that he can respond. What he if I'm trying to learn the language. If I'm gonna be Bobby's attorney right now. The reason he does that he feels left out.

So my client my client feels left out in his own home. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, yeah. First of all, first of all, order, order. Order, order. He feels left out in his own home. He's got these three women Constantly puck buck playing puck puck ping pong in the air with words.

He knows none of it. Oh, so f I feel like you're teasing me. Yeah, you are. You're talking behind my back with a buckback. You know what the puckback is translated? Yeah, Bobby's fat. Bobby's fat. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby's fat face. Why don't you teach us something so we can learn? Because I would like to learn and Bobby wants to learn too. Yeah, so I'm just trying to mimic so I can learn the language. I don't think it is racist. How do you say this place is gross? I know you've said that before.

ほがわでりほい。ほがわでりほい。ほがわでりほい。ほがわでりほい。ほがわでりほい。 Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. I'm trying to help you stop here. Stop. Go live somewhere rent free somewhere else. It's crazy that you somehow turn And I and also here's what I do. Uh oh. Yeah. Here's what W he was w Google Filipino hostels and see if his address comes up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I not do this? I'll overhear you say this is true. Oh my gosh. No. I overhear you say Yeah, I went to a store and

I'm just trying to do your right accent. I went to a store and uh That's somehow more racist than the puck. I know. And uh I couldn't there was a dress I wanted, you know, it was ninety dollars or whatever, I d couldn't afford it or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for you? Breaks out the cash. You gave me a hundred dollars. I think that's I'm allowed to go a couple of times.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you can you can determine the cost. So every time he does it, there should be like a swear jar, there should be a racist jar at your house. So every time you puck pop just put fifty bucks in there. Yeah, yeah. Here's another thing that when you said that, that's racist. I looked at you I looked at you and you were la laying on the couch and you did one of these faces like

Finally somebody said it. Which means which means that you've been thinking about it for years. Years. No years. Yeah. I apologize. Look at that. Yeah, but it's not gonna stop. No, no, no. Well mama, mama thinks She's like a slave. to Tito Bobby. Did I call her a slave? You did. You said you were gonna whip her. Ah, well, Bob I don't know if that's good. You're like, when I get home, I'm gonna whip you. How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino? Okay.

In this context though. And you would let her sleep outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the cat house? All right. Yeah, the cat house, yeah. Talk to already. So can we let's can we go can we go back a little bit? Yeah. I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this, but this is important. All right, so let's let's talk about context. Yeah. Context is important. It's everything. It's everything. Context is everything. Isn't it?

Yeah it is. It sure is. Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg who's in the files. I wasn't his girlfriend. Ellen. Ellen. Ellen, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're you were gone you guys were gone. For a full twenty four hours. He was lonely. No, that's not what it was. No. I was fine with that. Okay. Let them go. Let them go. Let my people go. But do the business first.

Ah. Right. Uh so I go to my h ro I and it's gonna sound like it it sounds bad already. It's o yeah, it's gonna sound weird on my part, but I hear uh okay. I'm in the shower. They're gone for for a night, right? Okay. I get out of the shower. And I l I open up the towel, right? Cabinet. Cabinet. Mm-hmm. No towels. Oh my God, the blasphemy. Right. And then I look at all the you know, where I hang the towels, no hang towels. Wow. So I then I had to go to the hamper, right?

And get a dirty towel. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. That was used yesterday. That's no yeah. Can I just say something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side right now. I'm on your side. And what I wanna say to you is you are on my side? I'm on your side. Is is that yeah. Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering?

No because I just assume she's here or she's it's I'm gonna open it up and there's gonna be a stack of t now there's a stack of towels now, but like right because Mm those are hand held. No, no, no. They and I uh you try to make me box me in a corner. What? You could use a hand towel on it, little body. Well Govey got you skinny dog.

You're that's a hand tied pot. I understand that, but the fab the fabric is a little different what hand tied. Thank you so much. Here's another thing that happened. Now this is gonna sound even worse. Yeah, but it's very important. Okay. Your drinks. Yes. Your Red Bull? Yes. So someone's been drinking my Red Bull. No, that's not what it is. Someone's been using my towels. That's not what it is. This is your goal this is your Goldilocks. I wake up the next morning.

Little brown bears have stolen my towels and my red bull. And I I have a little fridge in my room. It's also kind of very art deco-y, like nineteen fifties. It's sexy, it's red. It's cool. It's really cute. Is it not? And who's allowed in there? What? Who's allowed in that phrase? No one. That's right. Exactly. That's right. But a lot no.

The stalker needs to be there. Those that stalk. The one that stalks the fucking fridge needs to be there. Correct. Okay. It is like a hotel. It's a hotel. You're living in a hotel. Yeah, so I wake up, right? And I'm like I immediately the first thing I do, I don't wash my face, drink water or anything. I grab a sugar free Red Bull. Smart.

Smart. Dude, you you're really on my side, huh? A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. You need to work. Do you write or die, huh? Always, dog. I love you. You wake up, you need what you need. And what was in that fridge when you woke up? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. So now what do I have to do? You gotta go downstair no sorry, sorry, you I have to open up my door. I gotta open up my door. Yeah. Twenty eight feet to the fridge fridge. And then I have to then I what else I have a

protector. Yeah. Yeah. I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to like you have a cage inside of your home? Because of the cats. I got it. Right. Yeah. Then you know, and then I have to walk what Twenty feet? Twenty eight. We measured it. Twenty twenty eight. Twenty eight feet to go to the regular fridge. And luckily there was one left in there. Without that though, I'd have to go to the

To the pantry. Pantry and get warmer and get warm sugar free Red Bull. You know, and this is the kind of shit let me exactly let me say something. You know, these people Amen. This is a big deal. Whatever. Yeah, you should. Yeah. Whatever's going on overseas, who cares? Yeah. This should be Priority. You understand? This is much more. So the towels in in conjunction with the sugar free Red Bull, right?

That's when I threaten a whip. That's right. You know, conventionally this this does make sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I said, I'm gonna whip her when she gets back. It was a joke. You know that She was scared. I know. I actually have a whip. Well, you have a whip, yeah. That's that's a little scary. Yeah, did some practicing. I had one of those Indiana Jones ones. You called that to Calais too. Yeah. And that's told Mama and she just got so scared.

Well, I called her, I go, Excuse me, what is going on in this day and age? What is going on? In this day and this day and age? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so did was the problem solved? She came back way late, right? And then she frantically did laundry. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't whip her. Good. Yeah. That's a big step. Of course I didn't that's a good step. Yeah, yeah. So that's why that happened. So what are you accusing me of now?

Nothing. Yeah. That's right. I let you guys watch black people making love on TV. What it what is that? I don't know what it is. It's so good. But the lobby. Oh, Easter Ray's show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm so funny. So black people are making love in your living room. Yeah, yeah. And you have no Red Bull. No, dude. I'm telling you, this It's worse. We should we the this needs to be I'm eating I'm gonna email Congress.

Yeah, d email Congress, dude. Can you email from Carlo? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is nuts. This is nuts. This should go before... The Epstein files. A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. We should focus on this. Dear Pam Bondi. You think that stuff's bad? Yeah. No towels, no Red Bull. Yeah. Black love in the liquor. Here's the third thing, okay? Mm-hmm. The the black people making love, okay? I don't know what it is.

Well we do not know. I'm playing I know I but I was playing I was eating life what do I like to eat? Life cinnamon life cereal. The best. It's the best. Because the milk afterwards is unmatched. Get yourself cookies to dip. It's the best. Sometimes Graham Graham um What's that? Graham crackers? Golden Gram. Golden Grams.

I do like golden grams, but I find that life life milk is better than golden gram milk. Golden gram milk is a little too sweet. Yeah. Coco Pebbles milk is good though. Well now we're going back to black love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh right. But I wasn't doing cocoa pebbles. No if I was eating cocoa pebbles and I saw black love then it would all match.

But you want you were eating cinnamon life. It would kind of be like, Oh, I'm in the flow state of the head. Right. You need cinnamon life you needed Latino love on TV. Right. Latin. Lat Latin. Latin love. Right. So I'm eating it and then I don't know what they're watching. Right? So I'm eating my you know mean uh life and then I look over the big right and I just see this black guy just pummeling.

This girl. That's all I I don't know what they're watching, right? And I go into the liver and go, What is the world is going on around here? All right. Turn that off, ladies. Right. Yeah. He was unbelievable.

Is that your own? Making love in the scene was not one of the hotter guys. Is that what bothered you? Yes. It it's not it's because to me they're like my grandkids. Right. And I'm like an old dad. And you don't want them watching this kind of stuff. Hey, what is going on around here? Yeah. You know what I mean? She I mean she lays me in bed.

The the link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn sites now. Mm-hmm. Scenes from the film. Is it on HBO? Yeah. Very steamy. They do full nudity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See I yeah. And good for you girls, black love because it is Black History Month. So thank you for supporting God bless. I for one am pro this. I think I'm pro this too. I think this is a good I'm kidding.

I was kidding. But in your living room, you don't want to see love making love. It just no, it it could have been Ny it could have been um Afghanis making love. It would have been it could have been you know what I mean? White people making love. It it doesn't matter. So if they were watching a show where two white people are making love, you you think th it would have bothered you as well? I'd have to be uh eating uh uh Wheaties. Yeah. Just Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oat brand. Yeah. It

If I was eating uh oh yeah, like uh cinnamon toast crunch. Mm-hmm. Gay. That's old. If there were gay stuff going on then that would be When you pour it out of the box it goes, Hey Or Fruit Loops or Fruit Loops. Hungry Yeah yeah yeah. Fruit loops, yeah. Fruit loops would be the one, yeah, yeah. So yeah. What is the gayest cereal there is? I think Fruit Loops. Yeah. Yeah. The collars. What's the straightest cereal there is? Oh shit. That's a good one, dude.

What's the straightest, manliest? I would say f uh regular Cheerios, no honey nut. Just like wheat Cheerios. Yeah. Miserable. Porridge. Yeah, pu oatmeal. Oatmeal. That's a straight breakfast. Like steel cut oatmeal and With no m you know what I mean, maple, no raisins, no nothing. Nothing. Just just straight up steel steel cut oatmeal. Yeah. Black coffee. Yeah.

And the and a banana. Yeah. And a b you think a banana? That's kinda gay. Yeah. That's gay, dude. See, I I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fruit loops, jam. T. Yes. That's a gay book. What kind of team? Tea. What kind of tea? Earl Grey. English breakfast? Ooh Either or Hey sweetie. What what kind of tea do you want this morning? Hmm. Why don't you gray me up? It's a gray day. Yeah. What about English breakfast?

You know I like British boys. Yeah, I know you do,'cause I'm British. Hello. Yeah, anyway. We're good at going gay. Yeah. We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's how gay we are. I know. We were like, what do straight guys even eat? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, we're straight. This time around. These are you know what these girls are? Um

Herbal or matcha. Oh, matcha. My wife with the matcha every day. What's up with the matcha? You know what the matcha does? Matcha's so good. Your breath. No, it does stinks. Yes, it's Yoda's breath. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Matcha I had. Yeah. Towels, no more, there are. Yeah, and coffee? What? Co okay, coffee breath is bad. Yeah. But matcha breath exponentially worse. Because matcha has that earthy it gets stuck back there. Yeah. It's gross, dude. I I I feel like earthy breath sounds good.

No. No, I don't like earthy breath. No, not earthy. Yeah, minty breath. So yes, so like herbal mint tea, good breath. Yeah. Fine. Here's another thing she does, is sh she doesn't get like normal matcha.

She has to make it. So does every day I hear like grinding. Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. Every day. Just get it at Starbucks. Just buy it. Thank you. Just buy it. Post mace it. Support the local economy and buy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll buy it for you. Yeah. You have to go to Nip Nymptak2 or whatever land that they think it that much. Nimptac. Yeah, right. Reach yourself into the Yeah, this got shipped from Niptactu, you know what I mean? It's a I I don't like it.

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Präst och grevé, svenska ostklassiker, för små och stora traditioner. I don't honestly, that's so embarrassing. Let's go about coffee too. It's like you y coffee, even the way they make coffee, it's just get the powder and just stir it. Folgers. It folders it. It folders it. Yep. Not you. You you gotta get the f cylindrical thing where you have to you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Not just the drip, the one that's Don't talk to me like that, yo.

As soon as her sister's here, she gets real tootie. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully. That's a bullying. Oh my gosh, let me. She's been screaming at me. Oh, what is it? She's been a bull. Oh my gosh, literally. Name me some. I've learned it's like so normal to me now that I've learned not to even like react to it.

And she's like, there would be like I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car and she's like, Don't fucking talk out of there, you bitch. And she's and I'm like Okay, chill. Rudy. That car has to be protected. So grumpy it is. Had you seen your car? Yeah. It's dirty. I can't believe it. You think it's the bends? I can make it dirty, not other people. Whoa. Whoa. So you yell at her and you say, Don't put that there, you bitch.

Yeah, yeah. And then do you ever say, sorry, I just don't like stuff on the floor? You just let that ride. No, she just laughs, right? Yeah, yeah, you're a bully. Even last night while she was like trying to sleep. Snoring. Yeah to like wake her up and like stop snoring. Yeah. What are you snoring so much? Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately. Okay, you're laughing.

Why the fuck are you snoring? Well, you could have a deviated septum or you could have sleep apnea. Mm-hmm. You could be dying in your sleep and not know it. Yep. I think I have it. You think? Yeah, because sometimes I wake up like That's not good. No. I don't But I definitely I better I I do. I gotta I need one. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna tell you, brother, it's impossible to sleep with. What to look like Bane? I mean it's not just that. 'Cause if you get the nose one right, right, it's like

It's just air coming out of it, right? But like three in the morning you adjust a little bit and then one of them things comes comes out, right? And then all of a sudden it's sprang in your fucking eye. It's the worst. I mean you that you look like a cancer patient. Yeah. I mean put that you put that on. I gotta get one. It's so hard. I gotta get one. Yeah. It's good for you. It it's it's probably gonna save me from having a heart attack in my sleep.

And then the water runs out of the machine, right? So it makes it sound like Oh, like a like a humidifier. Yeah, yeah, but all the water's gone so it's now like the th the whatever the thing is sucking up nothing. Yeah Yeah. You wake up from that and then you're mad. You fill that up. Then you go to the fridge and there's no fucking red ball! It's crazy. What kind of world do we live in, dude? It's chaos, man. Mama said sorry.

And I ap and I said, Okay. Tell your mom I said hi, I love your mom. One of the nicest people. Mom's so sweet and funny. She's gonna come back on the Well, I don't know about sweet. Well to me, she's sweet to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day, I heard. Yeah. Well, where do you think she got it from? I know. And now she's imposing it on her, so she's gonna be at some point Oh she's the worst. She'll turn into talking. I'm a fucking headliner. Don't ever say I'm racist.

I'm an international headliner. You're calling me a racist in my face? You're seventeen years old. Yeah, what so then what would they be? Mikers? Open micers in your house? They're not even a comic. They're only in the same realm. Well, in this world they'd have to be if you're a headliner. Yeah. Otherwise you're just Tito. Yeah.

So it's like you're an open micer. Pay your dues, you gotta pay your dues. You gotta pay your dues, man. You know? You gotta pay your dues. But yeah, I will try to curb some of the racism. I really No, I'm being real. I'd rather you not. Because when she said it it felt real.

Say it the way you said it. It was funny though. Yeah. Say it the way you said it. That's racist. And he was like, he just screamed at me'cause you know very abrupt. That's racist. Yeah. Your face was very like Yeah, it felt like different. I was like Have you ever been racist to him? Never. Never No, she hasn't. Rudy? No. I don't even think about it. Is that racism? No, see that's all racist. Yeah, yeah. Everyone she's so rude to me. No I'm not I'm

It here's what you are. It's like we you know, we met on like Craigslist and you're like can I get a room? Just a roommate. You know what I mean? So we don't have anything in common. It's like Good morning. Good morning. You know what I mean? That sucks. I tried to connect with you. I told you to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms. And you don't wanna watch it. Well I know I So good. Did d what did I say, Jules? What the fuck did I say?

You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out. Yeah, because i I've I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones. But to connect, we can watch it together. Yeah, we tried. With Pleurabus And you said I don't want to watch it anymore. I love Plurbus. I did too. They stopped watching it. I go, let's watch. Watch. No, no, we don't want to watch. Who's scary? It's not boring. No, it's not boring. Oh, you're boring. Yeah, it's not boring. Yeah, yeah.

But this show I heard it's great. You don't like it'cause there's white love in it. Yeah. Well the also the the the other day they saw an episode and they all all three of them were on the couch. Crying. At what TV show? That show, the new Game of Thrones show. You were crying at this? Yeah. And I I can and then you kinda revealed certain things. No we d no we didn't. Y you said somebody died. No, she said something happened.

Well Mama said someone died. Yeah, yeah. Someday someone died. And I'm like, people die in this? You ruined it for me Yeah, he didn't know anybody. It's like Game of Thrones, everyone dies every episode, but I'm like, You ruined it. Spoiler alert. So George R. Martin wrote all this shit. No, these are Yeah. Yeah, he did. He wrote the book, right? Oh he did? But did he write he doesn't he didn't write any of the screenplays for this? No, he's that consultant.

Which means n they call him once in a while. I think he reads all of these ones. But they change the fuck out of it, you know that, right? It's not like the book. Well they have to they've they have to juice it up for T V. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How many books has he written in total? I mean, d do we have a a more prolific writer than this guy that in one category? I mean, truly though. He's written f published five

And seven total planned. I haven't even read five. But that's just for Game of Thrones. I haven't read five books. No, that's what I'm saying. Five of those. I'm I'm saying not other books. I'm saying just those. How do you have seven books of those in? He's so good. He's so k he's he's a kid. Pull up a photo of him by the way. And and this is how you know how you're not a writer. If I ever am like, Am I a writer? And then I look at that picture and I go, Nah, I'm not a writer.

What do you mean? I'm a comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Some people are meant that man is meant to do this. Yeah. God put him on earth for this thing. You what was he what else was he gonna do? Yeah. And when you get old, there's a lot of options, but he chose that option. Yeah. Right? The whimsical the whimsical one. The whimsical man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because hi even his clothing is mysterious.

I think that's what it is. Right. Like his clothing seems like it's of a different time. Do you think he smells good? A hundred percent. I don't know. But Julie, I think. I thought about you the other day. I went into the sense store and I thought about you. Which one on large the row? No, it th in the row. On the row. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh dude. Did you get anything?

I got a couple magical things. I know, it's a great story. It's hard to say no the problem is you I used to think you opened my brain. I used to think you gotta have a signature scent. That's what you smell like, that's who you are. Now dude, I'm collecting. I'm collecting sense. It's so fun. It's so fun d'cause you want to smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy. I do c I combo you do com I learn combos from you. See I'm it's combo combo's good, but it's only works to me if

A shirt already had the old smell. Yeah. And then you put the new smell with it, and then you feel it. If I do two at once, two differences. It's harder. Do you put it after eating the fruit loops? Was that for the students? No. You're trying to you trying to kill for the students? Do you spread it after eating the fruit loops? In his mind. He was like, This is gonna crush. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Please don't cut that out. Well leave it. Can it can I say tell you what I did? Hm. When you told me about lalabo and you have two cents, you wouldn't tell me what it was? A mix, yeah. I went to three lalabos. To ask if you go there. Oh my god. Yeah, and I couldn't find the one. Yeah, and I go

I I do a podcast called Bad Friends. Yeah. Does a redheaded guy, Andrew Santino, ever come in and they're like, no. I mean we know who he is. He never comes in.'Cause I wanted to f I wanted to find that person so they think amazing that you think they Oh yeah. Because I I'm gonna find out.

Well,'cause fun what's funny is when I walk into a place, like I I went to a place that we both frequent but we're never there at the same time. Yeah. And then I'll order something and they'll go, Bobby ordered that yesterday

What w what places you know? I'll tell you later. Okay, yeah. But it is funny'cause we go to the same spots at different times, but then the c the guys know Alfred.

Huh? Alfred's? No, no. I'll tell you. I'll tell you But we go to a little spot and they always go, Bobby was just here. Yeah. Like literally two hours ago. And I was like, really? Yeah. What did he get? Yeah. Just I want to know your order. You know what I was going to do to you? I'm going to do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next.

Pay it forward and the guy was like, I don't even know how to do that. Oh yeah. Because I was like, Oh, what if I give you cash? And then he was like, Well then I'll just keep the tip. Yeah. I was like, Okay, never mind. Or maybe buy a gift card but keep it on the side. Oh, the gift card's actually smart. I should maybe I should have done that. That's smart actually. Yeah. I'd buy myself a little gift card for you next time. Yeah, maybe. My little sweet prints.

You know, I I've been eating the same do you ever get into meal kicks where you're like, um, I'm just being eating the same thing all week over and over. Yeah, if I like it, I'm gonna keep ordering it. Yeah, so what what what have you been

Well lately because it's been cold and rainy, I've had so much ramen, I'm I'm I'm um starting to ramen out. Although I know you're you're more you're more of pho than ramen, right? No, Udon. Udon, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Udon guy, but uh R I'm ramen, I'm full on ramen. Huh? Bulldog? Bulldog. Noodles? Bulldog. Now is that racist? That was Korean. Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty racist. Do you find it r okay? What's racism?

Mm, that's a good question. That's a really good I'm actually asking. Yeah, yeah, I'm yeah. We don't Do you I mean is that okay, the thing that I did, is that the most racist thing you've seen me do? I've been to your show. Wait a minute. You think my standup is racist?

That's why you have to that's why you have to like, okay, ruffling a few feathers. Does he say that? He does. Like something like that. Yeah, yeah, I do do that. You say ruffling a few feathers right after you do a Native American joke?

Sorry I'm ruffling a few feathers. But I don't say that in those cases. I say it when it's like it th the joke is so edgy it gets more of a groan. Well people go, Oh yeah yeah. I go, Oh But you're not racist or edgy really It's fun. What's a joke that you heard him say that made you I don't wanna because I wanna but I have a special conversation. Oh that's true. Yeah. Do you uh be honest. Do you find me funny on stage? I do find you funny. Okay. Yeah. You know that. What do you mean?

She might have different she's a Mulleny fan. I don't know. She's like Who is your I like someone more prolific. Who is your favorite comedian? She doesn't watch She don't watch comedy. But if you but like in your mind, who do you like? I like Quinn Blackwell. You guys don't know her. Quan Blackwell? Quen Blackwell. Quinn.

Co oh qu oh Quendolin. Quendoline Blackwell. Mm. She does stand up comedy? No, she's just an actor. She's an actor. Yeah, yeah, that's we're talking about stand up comedy. Well, I don't watch any stand up comedians. Let me throw you some s legendary stand ups, see if you've heard of them. Yeah. Okay. I just curious. Yeah, that's a good call. Yeah, your generation. Yeah. Richard Pryor. Unbelievable. Never heard of him. Never even heard of him. Wow. Wow. Robin Williams. Yes.

Did you do a did you do a are you doing half English was that Sijini? You just say the genie. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny when it's in another language. It's the same Yeah. Segini. Yeah. Just say the genie. It's the genie in Aladdin. She wizard. You just put a she before any word, isn't it? She wizard The Genie he was the genie. How about Eddie Murphy? Familiar. Okay, familiar. He's the donkey in Shrek. The donkey. He is the donkey in Shrek. I swear to God. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Um and and

Well, they'll never know Mike Myers. No, no Mike. Do you know who that is? He's not a stand up though. He's the he is Shrek. I don't believe that. Oh

What are you cuing on? What is going on? He was the donkey. He was on Saturday Night Live. George Carlin. No fucking chance. There's no way. No chance. There's no way. Why? Well, I mean That's incredible to me. It's got here's the problem it has to touch new generations. So it has to be something Which which is why Mike Myers is funny because he w I mean, did you ever like Austin Powers?

I don't know what that is. Wow. Wow. Dane Cook. That's incr wow. Sarah Silverman. Wow. That's incredible. Louis C K. Wow. What Dave Chappelle. Yeah. You know him. You've got to know him. Dave has touched multiple generations. Well, that's uh interesting. Have you heard of these people? A couple. Probably from us talking about it over the years. She's probably heard some of it. Wow. So then if you're not in what do you you're into music?

Yeah, I'm like what bands do you like right now? Inform us about Chaperon. Not really. Okay. Why? Why not? Uh I don't know. She I'm just not that Okay, good. Good for you. Yeah. BB they love though. Who? BB. BB King? I love him. Bad bunny. Oh yeah. I love him. You love him, right? Mm-hmm. So wh why why do you love him? He's hot. He's so talented. Stop, stop. The first thing they said. This is what the youth they don't give a shit about as music. It's unbelievable.

They like that he's hot. Yeah. They like that he's a high all his music is about sex. Yeah. Yeah. Look at him.

When I was a kid, I liked Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker, dude. We didn't do it by fucking We didn't do it by looks. You know what I mean? We did it by art. Look at that guy. Okay? Dude, look at Phil Collins. Yeah, Phil Wait, do Phil Collins and somebody wrote Phil Collins Phil Collins managed to make bangers and a and was a multimillionaire and dressed like a computer tech. Salesman. I mean look at this f look at this guy. He looks like he works for Apple. Yeah.

And he was a legend. Legend. I don't know who Phil Collins is. No. He sings the Tarzan. Yes. Good for you. fucking animation then. Well there he there he is. That's McCone, by the way. Yeah. If McCone starts losing his hair, that's a hundred percent Phil Cone. Phil Collins or Bad Bunny looks wise. Bad bunny

Okay. All right, so what else? What else is we like that's interesting though. That's interesting that you see the hot part, but you don't really love his music. You just like that it's music. Give me his fa give me your favorite song. I love that. Sing it. You're being racist. Yeah You're being fucking racist right now. How does that feel? It doesn't feel good, does it? I feel tried. I'm mimicking your language and you're mimicking him.

That's how we're si we're trying to say the lyrics. Yeah. He's trying to say your language. Yeah. He's trying to communicate to you. Go back to Phil Collins. I'm gonna ask something, a question. That one specific photo, the pink one. Such a good picture. That was an album. If if Bad Buddy's music came out of him, would you like it as much? Him speaking Spanish? Yeah, just suppose that he sang the bad body music, alright? He sings Star Sun all in Spanish. He does that, right?

He does that, right? Would you still be like, oh my god, Bad Bonnie, that's Bad Bonnie. You would like him still? Swing in front of the trees, swing in front of the trees on the I swing in front of the trees. Would you? I mean I would like the music. But you wouldn't like him because yeah.

Yeah, there's no way There's no way. He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl, that's for sure. He wouldn't play the Super Bowl. No chance. Yeah, yeah. There's no way, dude. No chance. If Kid Rock sang bad muddy music, you wouldn't like bad money the music. That is true. Yeah. So it's about the looks. It's all about the looks. Give me some art. Give me someone else that you love right now. Yeah, yeah. Todd. Malcolm Pott. He's so white. Yeah, she she doesn't like him. I think he's so

Okay, now yeah, we're talking. We're talking. I mean he he looks like an indie rock artist. Yeah. And he is. Yeah. But his music must be good then. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, but look at him with a shaved head there and the other one.

V he's he's yeah, he's got the sex appeal too oh yeah, yeah. That's bullshit. Yeah, yeah. See the other indie picture is for his male fans. So the the photographers are like, We gotta take some of these so guys can feel that you've got the indie vibe, but then the shit then somebody then a stylist goes Shave your head so we can get the girls wet. That's still that's what this is. He is hot though. You have to sell all the sides. Yeah. Wait, is that his girlfriend? Gotta be. Yeah.

That's that's the deal. Yeah, that's the deal. Hmm. Interesting. So you got aesthetics is very important to you. It's number one apparently for them. It's not good. No, because it has nothing to do. Oh, Joji's very good. Who's Joji? He's gotta be have you heard of Joji or any of these people? Goji Joji? Yeah, yeah. I like his berries. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Joji. Yeah. Yeah. He could be a Corleone cor Corleone.

Well he does have the eyes. He's got the Italian eyes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could be like Prayedosan. Yeah, I give you an offer you can't refuse. I'm Georgie. Yeah. See, but he is cute though still. This is the problem. That's the problem. They don't have any ugly stars. You don't We had a lot of ugly music stars. All of them were ugly. Well that's my thing.

See, look, even when he takes a okay photo, you still see it underneath there. Yeah. He's still got the thing. I mean Harry Styles is balding. I still like his music. But he's still handsome. Oh my god. Are you crazy? He's the hottest guy in the world right now. That's bullshit. Yeah, yeah.

See, he's still handsome. Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on earth. Just look it up. The ugliest man on earth. Okay? Don't Google Andres. That's let's just go to that the fifth one, right? Yeah, that guy, right? No, that's a face. There's d that's that's that competition. Okay, let' okay let's no let's go to that guy right there, the four the what in the fourth the f last one on the first row. This guy right here, okay? This guy right here sang Harry Styles music. Would you like it?

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No, but back then but back then We listen to our ears. It's music. Right. Also your generation, you guys don't like artists. Like wh who's your favorite modern painter? Do you have a painter that you like?

Yes, you don't like art. But they but but And and the stuff that you watch is just pop It's garbage. It's pop garbage. It's pop. It's relevant pop, you know what I mean? But you can't blame them because now art doesn't come along with music. Music is just music. There is no there's no album covers that they like anymore. There's no they don't get to touch it anymore. Yeah. So when you stop touching it, you don't care about it. So they why would they care? Can you name

Can you show can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last album cover of his record? It's two chairs. Outside. On the grass. That's interesting. That's good. And a banana. That is very cool. Oh, that's cool. Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the banana tree? Yeah. You made it sound like there's one single banana. Yeah, yeah.

I put his banana in my butt. I put his banana in my butt. You would love that song. Banana in my butt. It's a banana in my butt. Yeah. A. A. Hey. My auntie said banana in your butt. Not anymore. They love the kids love this guy. This is why there was a disconnect. This is why all the people got mad at the Super Bowl. Are we now uh Yeah, brother, you're fifty four. I'm yeah yeah forty three. It's over. Yeah. Get off my lawn. Am I him? No, you know what it is? Where's my Red Bull? That's the new

Where are my towels? Where are my towels? That's the new one. I am that. Oh my god, I want to be cool. But you know what the thing is, is like when Harry Starr's first album came out, right? I bought it. Sure. Yeah, because I wanna learn about new m you know, um that's cool. Yeah. I wanna hear it. Geese. New band, right? I love geese. Yeah, I l I listen to it. They're great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turnstyle. I I I try to like

And I like those bands. I think they're very well. You always dip back to the old school. But the problem is is that I have the weight of knowledge and of it. Right. Of the history of it. Yeah. And I can compare what's new to what bef came before it. Right. They don't do that. No generation. No, th it's now. It's right now. Yeah. It's like when I was in uh in the eighties or whatever

I still listen to late sixties bands. Sure. And still modern music. Yeah. I like Depeche Mode and there was a bad called the bad called the Fugs. It's a great fucking name. In the sixties, New York. No one knew about these guys. But I liked the fogs. It was like lo fi kind of street music, you know what I mean? And it was So good. But my point is is that and so then I could listen to like someone like Daniel Johnston, you know.

Who had the same kind of and just compare the two. Yeah. But these peop they just c it's new. They ingest whatever that's on. But I don't think that's an old thing for me. No, it's I think it's it's it's it's I'm a curious person. But it's also because you came from a generation it just because did you how bored they are? Yeah, I never mind.

Let's move on. Let's move on. Yeah. Um, how are you guys doing in the Winter Olympics, the Philippines? They're k they actually have a medal. Do do the Yeah, do a medal count for the Philippines. Yes. Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count. I'm I'm being mean again, huh? No, brother, look at that. They got bullying mean again. No, they got zero. Never mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind. I thought they were gonna get one. I thought they were gonna get one. I wanted one too for you. Me too. Yeah.

Well, there's a Filipino tennis player. That's really good. Yeah, that's at the Winter Olympics, is it? Yeah, yeah. There's no winter in the Philippines, so why would we join? Yeah yeah. You're competing No. South Korea, shout out to Korea, has seven total medals, two gold, two bron two silver, three. But we have snow, that's not fair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Also a very small little country. We're still we're getting stomped, aren't we?

No,'cause l go go do just Olympic medal count in general. Don't have to do American. 'Cause look at w Norway's cruising right now. They got thirty four. Wow. Yeah, we're getting smushed. We'll never catch up with that. Second though. That's good. Yeah, but thirty-four is we'll never catch that. Yeah. No chance.

How's Spain doing? Also, they have sixteen golds to our nine. How's Spain doing, bud? Yeah, where's Spain? You got two. You got two. That's good. But you got a gold. Click on it. What was the gold for Spain in? Yeah? M mispronouncing words. Is that a competition? Wait, what did you guys get a gold in? It doesn't say, huh? Oh, you did in ski mountaineering. So we just uh to show you about the mountain.

I will show you this is a mountain, that is a mountain. Yeah. And these are all snow mountains. Gold metal. Yeah. Was Magellan Spanish? Yeah, yeah. That's what it's about. A hundred percent. Yeah, I mean exploring. Yeah, you got a golden in exploring. Good. Let's go over there. They send this they send the Spaniards to just check out the hills. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh go check how it's looking. It looks good. You guys are good at that. O Pinto, o Santa Maria. O Pinto. O Pinto, o Fort Taurus.

That's what that Yeah You know what it was? It was because Well they were obsessed with no, they wanted to own the world. The Spanish thought they were gonna take over fucking everybody. We did. Y for a very short amount of time. Cool it out. Okay? In centuries. Yeah, you didn't go up no you didn't get any of us. Close.

California was us. But you didn't get us. Okay. That's related. You didn't get us in total. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did your best. You guys know about the history? Lapu Lapu killed the jelly. Definitely got you guys. So Magellan went to Cebu. Magellan went there too? What the fuck? Well, he was into scuba diving and sports. Oh, you what? He was a huge diver. Yeah, yeah. Magellan loved diving. He wanted to find that tree creature with the smoking cigarette or whatever.

Yeah, what is it called? What's that guy in the tree? Capre? Capre, the yeah. Looking for the Capre. And his boys are just drinking, he's like, I'm going to find Capre. I will find him. Magellan went down to Cebu. What happened? And then what happened? Then the great like warrior chief um Lapulapo Lapolapo. Look up Lapo Lapo. I've never heard of it. I had that last night at dinner. Lapo, lapo.

What happened? I don't want to look, don't look it up. I want them to tell the story. Yeah, yeah. I just want to know nobody looks like. So Magellan went to Cebu. Yeah, right. He ran into Lapo Lapo. Yeah, Magellan's like, oh, this is. gonna be our land and then Lapulapo's like no and so they fought and then he killed Magellan. Wow. Wow. So Magellan was killed by Lapulapo. Yeah, I think he was also hiding under the water.

And then like there was like a surprise attack. Filipino folklore folklore. Yeah. He was hiding under the water holding his breath for three days. Lapo Lapo could hold his breast for three days and appear. Yeah. So wait, Lapolapo was in the water hiding, waiting to kill Majalan.

That's Lapo Lapo. Shout out to Lapo Lapo. And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos, man. We fucking love you guys. We love Lapo fuck with Lapal Lapo. That's why Magellan got caught got clipped because this guy wasn't fucking around. Uh huh. Damn, dude, he was big as fuck. I have O C D one uh an extra lapo on there. Lapo lapa lapo. Yeah, yeah. Comedies and threes. Lappa lapa lapo.

So Lapo Lap can we get us a lap can I get shirts? Can we get Lapolapo shirts? It's a movie. Yeah. Oh there's a there's a movie. Now it's a city. Well, right, we know that, but yeah, yeah. He owned the place. Yeah. Who played Lapolapo? Yeah yeah. Scroll down. It's gotta be a cast on on there. Who played him? Don't do don't do this, dude. I wanna Don't do this. I wanna know You you you're looking for Robert Redford? Daniel Stern played

Wait, who d now now uh Lito Lapid is the senator in the Philippines. Is he a descendant of Lapalapo? Are any other descendants of Lapalapo now leaders? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. You could maybe sh you share lap a lap of blood. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be fabulous. That'd be s so sick. Can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines, we'll have n nobody from our bloodline will have done anything important. Yeah. Nothing.

You never know that though. Dude, I come from potato farming. Yeah. But the greatest potatoes you've ever had. Probably. We took second. Oh, okay. Okay. To the McConnells. All right. To the McKinleys and the McConnells and the O'Donnells. And the corqueries, you know McCone comes from great potato lineage. Oh, they do? Look at his face. He looks like a potato. Yeah. A sweet potato. Do you guys know about your lineage or no? No. Yeah.

Well y well you don't need what do you you didn't do the blood twenty three in me thing? We swabbed the never, right? No, see? Filipinos are smart. They don't play that fucking game. But there's no long less cousin that you want to find or anything like that? You want to be related to somebody so bad. I do. I know you do You have brothers and sisters you've never met, right? Yeah in Korea. How many? Two sisters. And you've never met them. Do you know do you do you think they know who you are?

What are the chances that they watch this show? Yeah, they're they're not your sisters. They're her sisters. How many total siblings are there from you guys' mom and dad separately? Like in total, how many kids are there? Wow. Yeah. And you don't know the two of them. Do you know how old they are? I think they're like maybe around eight. Mm.

But they have two brothers. Yeah. That w I know. Where are they? They they never come out. They're huge now. Well they're lapo lapo size. Yeah, yeah. And they speak English everything. I mean that's a good thing. What do they do in the I'm sorry that was racist. That felt racist now. Now that was. That was racist. What do they eat for breakfast is a better question. So what do the brothers, what do they do in the Philippines? They're still in school. Yeah. Or high school. Yeah. Teenagers.

Mm-hmm. Are they funny? They should come to the show. Yeah, yeah. I would love to'cause we would love them on the show. This show has basically become the Filipino contingency. Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah. Oh, who's leading the podcast world with Filipinos? This show. This is gotta be, we could be, yeah. Honestly, I'd love it. Yeah. We should get a more Filipino cast. Some some fans went to your mom's uh Yeah, I saw Wait, we had fans go to your mom's restaurant? Yeah. Bakery. What?

That's so fucking cool. What do you mean they went uh this guy? Yeah. Let me see. Yeah. Is that me? I'm Bobby Maum. Oh my god. There's kids hitting sheep and goats. Oh my god. I bought like one of everything. Four of some things, two of some things. All cost like a dollar seventy. Okay. It's amazing. Yeah. Oh, it does look really good. It does gotta look good. Ooh, pause. Go back. What? Go back. What is that? What is that pastry on the bottom that's like what is that one? Like the pink roll?

The song. I think it's like a variation. But is that like raspberry or fruit? What's inside it? Why is it that color? I'm pretty sure it's just dye. Goat blood. You don't ever want to take over the store and and and I would. Passed down generations. Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is gonna open up a fucking bakery in Austin, we should open up honey too here in this here in LA for her mom. Yeah. I would 100% do that.

Just so we could compete with Sigur and shut down his fucking little croissantery. I bet you I wanna do that too. We should do a honey two point oh honey two point oh. Do your mom's bakery here. Yeah. What's the bakery called? Honey's Bakery Honey's Bakery. Hunter's Bakery. We'll do it Honey's Bakery here. Hunter's Honey's Bakery LA. And it's all It'll be more elevated. I don't wanna say that. I think the flower we're gonna use uh No, is that feel wrong? Whatever you want. Could I please

You're doing it. No, I'm not doing it. You're I feel like I'm drowning. No, you're doing it. I need you to back me up here. Yes, can we use elevated ingredients? You want th I mean you want to ship? Let's just bring that the dyes and everything. We have to stick to the ingredients. The recipes. Yeah, but we have those ingredients here. Not like this, you don't. Oh, you don't? No, no. Okay. No, that's Capre toenails they mush into there.

It's different. I would actually love to open up a Filipino bakery, employ your mom, family members, people from the Philippines, bring Filipino cuisine here. I would I actually would love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.'Cause then Then we could beat Segura. And wouldn't that be nice to just like trample it it'd be like, Oh yeah, you did good. We'd have to comp we'd have to buy

You know what I mean? Like open up a store across the street from his store. In Austin? In Austin. But I want it here in LA so we can But the only way to beat him really is to open up a cross is to close him down. Okay, so how about this? I'm not even kidding. Yeah. What if we do a pop up honey too?

Across we do a pop up shop just for fun to see how it goes. Yeah. Across the street. And then you and I definitely have we promote it. Hundred we'll hang out. We definitely have to show we have to show hope e every day. We'll spend a week down there promoting signage that says don't support two bears, support bad friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And the bad friends family. Yeah. I like it.

I w I honestly would love to do that. Yeah, let's do it. I think it'd be so fun. Now would he be mad you think? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, he wouldn't give up. Yeah, I don't think it would go it'd be fun. All right, well look, let's say goodbye to the girls. They gotta go. Rudy's Rudy's gotta go to school. We gotta come back though. You're not gonna come back or no?

She will. I'm gonna be here for four months. I know do you like c doing this podcast? We love having you guys on the show. Give them a round applause. Wonderful. Very wonderful. Wonderful stuff. So thank you to our our uh our girls for coming back. We love'em. Our our Filipino friends.

And today, once again, Fancy has foisted the Quinnipiac kids on us. Yeah. All right, well send in send in the weirdest one. So we talk to one of these kids. Send in one of the weirdos. Yeah, weirdo. Weirdest one. Give me the weirdest one. Set in the board.

Sit in the blue chair. Look at this guy. He dressed up. By the way, all these kids dressed up. For the first time in any of the classes that have come here, of all the Quinnipia classes that have come here, these kids all wore dress up clothes. Yeah, I've never seen them so dressed up.

Yeah. What's your name, sir? Um Nick. Nick Bonanno. Nick, you don't have to say your legal name. What's your social? Give us your social security number. Zero sit no Nick Bonanno. It's Bonano, really. How do you spell? B-O-N-A-N-N-O. What year are you at Quinnipiac? Third year. So you're a junior? Yes. Yeah, they don't know that. You haven't taught them that? Not yet, no.

What are you doing at Quinnipia? You want to be in media studies? What are you doing? Um I'm a film, television, and media arts major. In front of the camera, behind the camera?

I'll you know I'm more behind the camera, but I like both. Oh wow. You're an actor as well. I'd like to be, yeah. Give him a scene. You either are or not. Are you an actor? Good. Wow. Wow, I like that. Where are you from, Banano? I'm from uh South Windsor, Connecticut. Right right next to East Hartford. Oh yeah, Hartford, yeah. Yeah. Connecticut boy. A young Connecticut boy. Born and raised. That's where Quinnipiac is, Connecticut.

You're close to You have a sweet face. He does. Do I? Yeah, a really sweet face. You do too. He's got good skin too. You never had a pimple your whole life, did you? Touche. Oh no. Serious he's got clear skin, this driver's got rosy cheeks, guy. No, I know. Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh guy? Banano, huh? He's got rosy cheeks. Yeah. How how somehow that's an insult. It is, yeah. Banano, what's your life like?

It's my life like? What's your life like? You a single guy, what are you doing? Single guy? Um It's all right. Yeah? What do you mean? Yeah. You like LA? You how well how old are you? Twenty years old. Single guy. Yes. Um Quinipiac. You tried, yeah. Ooh, interesting move, Bonanno. Interesting move, Bonanno. And that's a weird move from Bonanno out there.

He might want to hold back a little bit. Wow. He's gonna poke the panda bit. You did great. Yeah, thank you, dude. Don't poke the panda bit, buddy. Don't poke It's Chinese New Year by the way. Year of the horse. That was a trick thing'cause I'm Korean. And we were testing you. So you you thanked me. You're Korean? I didn't know. Oh wow. That's another that's another banana, dude. Second kick second kick. What's your dream, banana? My dream? Yeah. To write, direct my own shorts or

Feature length films. Right. Make more comedies. That's why I love this podcast. You guys are hilarious. Do you listen to this show? I do. Okay. Right on. Very cool. We'll say banano we like that a lot. Banano, we like you a lot. Yeah. You're a sweet man. Yeah. Thank you.

No, not yet. We'll get you somebody. Yeah. Do you want somebody or girls out there in the in the Connecticut or you girls or guys or what do you girls? I don't know, man. I'm I'm I'm I'm not I'm not gonna be. Yeah, you got really defensive. I I could have been anything. Yeah. That's true. What do you eat in the morning? Pro fruit loops? Callback. That's what a callback is. It was almost as bad as his callback at this. What's your breakfast? What's a banana breakfast? But if anything it's oh.

That's it. Steel cut. Well well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut metro area. Well let's ask what kind of women does he like? Go what kind of women do you like? Like so let me give you the eight uh height range. Okay. Oh height okay. Four foot five to six foot. Where's where is it? If it's like five five foot five six, five five, yeah. Five five, yeah. Okay, that's fun. Yeah. Okay. If she was five one, problem.

Oof, no. No problem. No. Let's just say five one. Five one to six feet tall. He'll take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet he'll take. And then eth is there an ethnicity thing that you Uh not really. Italian girls. Like are you Italian? I am Italian. Oh okay. Banano. Oh banano. Banana in Italian. Oh, I say. Santino and Lee. Santino. Give me an accent with Lee, please. Go ahead, Bonanno. Lee. Oh that's a good one. Whoa. Lee. I like that. Yeah, that's Lee. So you wanted Italian girl. Yeah. All limbs?

It's not always a given. It's not a given. Yeah. So you and your students are all together, right? Staying at the same place? Yeah. W have you guys had any good meals? Uh yeah. I'm trying to remember. We went to oh well not in and out. Yeah, yeah. In and out now. Why? I like it. What do you mean, you don't like it and now? It's all right. Yeah. What do you what do you think is what's better? What fast food is better? What fast food? What fast food burger is better? Shakespeare?

You're wrong. You're wrong. Shake Shack. No, you're wrong. From the East Coast. Like, what do you think? It doesn't even matter. It's not even close. Yeah, it's not even close. I think Fatburg.

Mm, interesting. I actually will give you some credit there. Fat burger is good because there's more burgers. Yeah. Yeah. But there's almost you can customize fat burger. Yeah, I like fat burger. How do you know fat burger? Uh Ice Cube talked about it. Oh my god. Oh that's What time in the morning did I scoop get get the fat burger?

What time in the morning did Ice Cube get a fat burger? Two in the morning. You had it. Two in the morning got the fat burger. You know what I like to do? And what did he see? He saw the lights of what? We're doing this now. Oh. It was a blimp. What company? Goodyear. Yeah, and what did it read? Don't look up. What did it read? Oh my god. Ice Cube is a blimp.

Of the year. Pimp. Okay. Ice pubes of pimp. Okay. But I'm glad you knew Fat Burger. That's cool. That's so embarrassing. I'm a kid. After this podcast, I'm going to give you guys money. That sounds great. So you guys can go no, but you guys are gonna go eat tonight together. Mm. As a family. As a family. That's beautiful. Yeah. Go tag someone else. I want you guys to eat something good though. Mm-hmm. Not fast food.

Right? Yeah. Something good. Yeah. All right. How about this? Go tag in somebody else there, Bonano. I love you. Bye Bonanno. You're the man. Yeah. We love Bonano. Give it up for Bonano. Yeah, yeah. He's the best. Tag in somebody, Bonanno, and we'll get two people and then we'll call it. Yeah?

Look at the look at this stand up real fast. Stand up. Look at this look at this guy's belt. Turn to the side. Yeah. Jesus Christ, on the last loop of the belt. On the last loop. Get a smaller belt, man. Who whose belt is that? Well, you gotta say it into the mic so we can hear you. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you. So it's funny, the the belt was too big. Yeah. I literally took a scissor, I cut a hole.

So that it would fit me just for this occasion. Yeah. This kid's interesting. You y you don't seem like a survivor to me. Surv I mean I think I think I could I'm Jewish, so I'm a I'm a survivor. You know who you are? Repeat after me. I like how he goes, I'm Jewish as if the belt didn't give it away. Do do this with your finger. Do this with your fingers. Okay, okay. All right. Do this with one finger, right? Why

Come out and play. You're that guy, dude. Yeah, he is that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your names? Uh my name is Harry. Not not Styles, callback. This guy's great. And what's say fruit loops and what's your name? What's your what's your name? Shirley. Shirley. I like Shirley, I'll tell you that. You're grounded, Shirley. That's what I feel. A calmness.

Why? Well that response is quite grounded. Yeah, it's a very grounded response. Because you're inquisitive. You're inquisitive. You asked a question, do a statement. That's a grounded thing to do. Well, comparative to his energy, y y y y you seem a little bit more grounded, is what I meant. Shirley. Shirley, you're also Jewish, I imagine. Shirley Shirley you're Jewish. Uh Harry and Shirley are here with us from Quinnipiac. Yeah. Uh students. And uh Harry is a second year, yeah.

Uh third year. Third year. Also also a junior. And what about you? Third year. Third year. Wow. What do you guys want to do after? What's your dream? Um I w I wanna be a journalist, but honestly, put me anywhere. And you'll do anything. Okay, I like that. And what about you, Harry? I'm gonna sound exactly like Banana, but I wanna write and direct. It's my dream. It's your dream. Yeah. It's your dream. What kind of movies?

I I love horror movies. But like specifically horror comedies, it's it's a great subgenre. Yeah. Horror comedy. Like your favorite horror comedy is what? I mean I'm thinking weapons'cause it's so recent. That's good. I did like Shinless. I know I'm I'm Jewish. My favorite horror comes out. One of the b one of the best horror comedies out there. Yeah. Oh a hundred percent. It was very funny. The ending's funny. The ending's very.

Favorite horror comedies. I like uh I don't know have you guys heard of Deadstream? No. No. I don't know Deadstream. Deadstream was fun. It was like a smaller indie film. I like I liked it. I liked it a lot, but I mean uh Tu Tucker and Dale is a classic. Tucker and Dale's great.

Is Deadstream good? I have Shudder. Deadstream is really good. I mean Is it on Shudder? It it is on Shudder. What the fuck is that, dude? That's the comedy part. Yeah, yeah. It's it's funny, I'm telling you. It's like Shane Gilletting in a bath. Going back to the well. So Harry, Harry, your dream is to make horror comedy and you want to be a journalist. It's it's going great. I mean I'm I'm from Connecticut so we don't have all these

He sounds like he's politicking right now. He's very good. How about you? He's I mean, it's been great for me. Where are you from? I'm from Connecticut too. So is everybody usually from Connecticut that goes to the school, huh? Walking here. Hey, hey. Hey Dollar fifty for a slice. Do you guys like LA so far? Honestly love it.

Yeah. What about you, Harry? No, it's great. It's great. Like I just I feel like when I'm here I want to be out twenty four seven. You want to do stuff. You guys should get into Bobby's house. He's gonna hand you guys money right now to go get food. You guys have got to get dinner. This is his face. Oh no, you don't you don't have to Bob's house. I want to because I know you guys don't have a lot of money.

Yeah, thank you. We are we are college students. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You actually don't know that. These kids could come from It doesn't matter. I'd like to pay for their dinner. Here's Oh, are you sure? Yeah, go grab it. Grab it, you're Jewish. I know, I'm Jewish. Let me let me grab it. They can, right? Yeah. Yeah yeah. How much is it? Three hundred. Yeah. We think four hundred.

No, dude. You give him a hundred I don't have any cash in my pocket. Yeah, you never do this. I'm the one that's fucking bullshit, dude. This is part of the show. That's right. Yeah, yeah. That's the ol the other ninety seven percent of the work. I do the other ninety seven percent of the work. And that's another hundred. Another hundred. Thank you so much. Well then you guys all have to go out to dinner together. If we find out from fancy you didn't go to dinner, it's a

Shirley, you could you could take that. Yeah, yeah. You see what he did just then? Yeah. But I'm telling you right now, you have to go to dinner with that. You can't be splitting it You know what I mean, for other things. No, we will. This is for dinner tonight with the group. And I'll make sure Fancy tells you where we went. Yes. I wanna know where they went because I'll know if they spent the money. Hundred percent. Depending on we'll be very fancy.

No canes, somewhere nice. Yeah. I'm I'm Jewish but I promise it tip well. Because Uh you know what that's what he will. It's well twelve percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fifteen percent. Fifteen. Yeah, yeah. Twenty. Twenty. Twenty. No chance. Yeah, no chance. No chance. Yeah, no chance. Go somewhere nice, okay. Okay. Well look, we we wanna thank you guys. We hope uh what do we have? We have one more person.

All right, you go tag in the other person. Thank you so much. Good luck with everything. Thank you so much. Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Tag in. Come on in. Come on, sit down. Come on in, man. It's your time to showcase your This guy. They all dressed up. Yeah, yeah. You like this guy? Do you you guys know this guy? Of course. A little first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This guy, not from Connecticut. I'm not actually I'm from um White Plains, New York. Yeah, we can tell. Yeah, New Yorker. I can see that the uh the the uh goatee in the earrings does not say Connecticut. No. You know, what do you what's your name? Um Will. Will Will uh a Quinnipiac senior? I'm actually uh third year, I'm a junior as well. Third year. Okay. Quinnipiac third year. And what do you want to do, Will? Um so my dream job would probably be like a cinematographer in the film industry.

Okay, something that's good. Behind the camera. You want to be you don't want to be on front like Bonono. Yeah. Yeah. He thinks he's George Clooney. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You want to stay behind the camera. Stay behind the camera, yeah. Right. Cinematographer. Yeah. Yeah. You know who you kind of look like. Oh, George R. Mark. Yeah, the writer that gave it to the

You kind of be like his son or something. As a young man. As a young man, you kind of have his man. Oh wow, I didn't even realize. He had cool facial hair. You kind of looked like him. Yeah. Brother. You have that. That's you. I guess it your future is bright. That's you. Your future is bright. Really bright. You wanna be behind the camera? You wanna you you wanna um you wanna D P?

D P, yeah, so like I'll work my way up like PA, second A C and then D P and then hopefully that's the end of the That's the goal. Yeah. I think it's achievable. What's your favorite band? Go fast.

Um I mean it's not really but it's Tame and Paula. I mean it's like one I love Tamepala. I love it. Love it. Yeah. Is it one guy though or is it a band? What do you think? It's a band, but it's one man. It's one man. When he performs live, it's a band, but I think when he's in the studio it does it myself. But I consider that my favorite band. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, give me give me another band. Um, I mean I love um Green Day. They're great. I know you mentioned earlier, but um they are pretty good. I'm in the new I'm in the new Green Day movie. R Wow. Yeah, yeah, they're Yellow Day. Yellow Day Really good. Yeah, touche. Well hopefully these dreams come true for you guys. You excited to go to m get a meal tonight? Yeah, I'm very excited. Thank you very much. Really Kim. Thank you. I love you.

Good luck to you. Do you have any questions of wisdom that we can give you right now? Any any questions we can fulfill?

Um, I mean not at the moment, but I'm just I'm really grateful that I'm here and talking to you guys like this is a great experience. That's not a question, dude. Ask a question. No, but that was an honest No, I would just say like thank you for having us. Thank you for be even being here. We love we love having you love you. We love Quinape Act. For some reason we continue to support this university.

But it's done nothing for us. Nothing. Except for give us a room to podcast in that was like a funeral home. Yeah. I mean, it was unbelievable that place. We really enjoyed our time there. They're good people. Um, you know, how about you do this? Why don't you look into that camera and say thanks for being a bad friend? That one right there? Yeah.

I will say I have a I have a street joke. It's not my joke, but I'm giving you a street joke that somebody told me today. It made me laugh so hard. He goes, Did you hear what they're I'm gonna try not to laugh. Good. Did you hear what they're saying to my face though. Alright. Did you hear what they're rename what they're renaming Epstein Island? Kid Rock. Yeah. So good it's unbelievable.

That's right there. How have we not done that? That's our show joke. That's an our show joke. Mm hmm. And my buddy told me that. Kid Rock I I have a new name. I have a new joke from from that joke. Yeah, what is it? They're renaming Epstein Island. I already know it's not gonna work. But I'm gonna commit. Bad bunny. Worse bunny.

Good bombs. Aelia. Do you have any more jokes? I was trying to improvise a joke. Give me a topic. Prince Andrew. What? Prince Andrew. Yeah, they arrested him, right? Yeah. Finally. Fuck, that's a hard one. I like that village people shirt. What did the Queen say to What what did the Queen say to Prince Charles about her brother?

About his brother. What? I already fucked it up. Give me another shot. What it what? Let me say it again. Sure. Because I haven't thought about the punchline yet. So I so I have to repeat it. Yeah, I know what you're doing. I see how your brain works. Yeah. Like this. Yeah, yeah.