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I'm doing a couple of shows before I take a little break. And Bobby and I, March fourteenth, are gonna be and Thunder Valley Casino, which is basically It's my favorite Sacramento. It's Lincoln, California, but basically Sacramento on March fourteenth.

Uh then I'm gonna be the 21st of March. I'm gonna be at the Wynn Casino in Vegas. I'm doing the little roadie fest out there in Providence, Rhode Island in March. Then we make up that Borgata date in Atlantic City, April 3rd. And then finally, the Bad Friends, uh, we do a show for Netflix is a joke fest, May 8th.

Uh at the YouTube theater right here in LA. Please come the May eighth. It's gonna be a fabulous. Please come. You can go get tickets at Andrewsantheater dot com for my dates and for ours together or also badfriendspod dot com. Do it, do it, do it. Come see us. Do it now. Who are these two getting? Dude, I'm an Asian dude. We're bad friends. Ye he God, I love this guy.

Well, congrats to Michael Jackson for posthumously getting a movie released here. April released. I'm in the movie. What do you do in the movie? Uh you don't what I play? Who do you play? Bubbles. Oh your bubbles. Little tiny bubbles. It's like, don't bite that. Bubbles. Don't bite that kid. Bubbles, get down from there. Bubbles, cut that out. Bubble's still alive. You want bubble to stop? You know he's still alive? No he's not. Yeah, bubble yeah,'cause th they they live as long as humans.

Wait, Bubbles is a Yeah, he's like sixty three. Where does he live? He's in Florida. West Palm? Florida. Let's go down there. Let's go see him. Let's go say hi to him. He's only forty two years old. He's my age. Bubbles and I think it's a big thing. Yeah, yeah. He looks way better than you. A hundred percent. He resides at the Center for Great Apes in Wachula, Florida, Sanctuary that provides care. We gotta go down and see Bubs. Yeah, we gotta see him. Look at him. He's so much happier.

He was miserable at Neverland. Look at he went look at he went bald because all the stuff he saw. Thinking about all the trauma. All the trauma he had, he went bald. Look at his face there. Look at that face. What he's seen in forty two years. I've ran into this guy on the street before. It's like he was a nom. Look at his face. He was? Yeah. Oh, God, what a cutie. Bubbles don't need to see that. Yeah. Do you think when he dies, he sees Michael, he'll be happy?

No. Terrified. Yeah. He'll he'll run to a different cloud. Yeah, terrified. Are there clouds in heaven? 100%. Yeah. That's what it is up there. I wonder what this cloud. Can you chill on it? You can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can? Yeah. It's so much different than the thing. Dude, if I was having I was chilling on a cloud and you floated by, you you flo with your little angel wings. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean?

First of all I'd be like, Oh my god, there's a porg in the five. You know what I mean? Porg's in heaven. That was a Clapton song. Porgs in Heaven. Yeah. Uh uh. And I'd be like, No, that's Andrea. Would you talk? No it. So many people to see. No way. So many people to talk to. That's that's work. You guys wouldn't be in the same part of heaven. Uh uh. There's no chance. You'd be sectionally you'd be nowhere near each other. You'd be in the VIP.

Oh yeah, definitely. I'm with Cleopatra. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in general advanced. Stephen Queen, Cleopatra. Who else am I? Paul Revere. Yup. Yeah. Kim Jamun. I'm jo I'm trying to ch I'm trying to choose my clown. You are who's gonna hang what? Cleopatra, who else? Um um Judas wouldn't be there, right? He might. He might be there. You never know. He might have snuck in. Yeah. He's sneaky, Judy. St. Nicholas.

Santa. Santa. Yeah yeah yeah. I'd have to hang with Saint Nicholas. You know what I mean? He's a saint. He is. And he's fat. He knows where the good food is. He does? Yeah, yeah. I go get me a gingerbread. Right. You know what I mean? I'll get it. Eggna, get it, Saint Nick. He knows all the good shit. He knows where to get it. Yeah, yeah. No, fancy's in gen pop. Gen pop. Who's your who's on your cloud? M who's in my cloud? In heaven.

Bundy. Bundy's not there. What do you mean? Ted Bundy's not there. Why is he why would he not be? He's a serial killer. He's in hell. Okay. All right. They're not clouds in hell? Yeah. Maybe he could get a pass.

Day pass? You got him uh fast pass? A fast pass. And he he has to go back down at night. Yeah. But during the day you can go What about like Ted Kaczynski? He's not up there, dude. Come on. No. Tell me people that would be up there. That would be guaranteed. Guaranteed up there. Okay. OJ.

He could be. He could be for sure. I mean he won a Heisman trophy. Yes, dude. Just this all day. That's a ticket to heaven. If you're a sinner, you can still get into heaven. Yeah, so if you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord for Savannah right before you bat died, uh huh. Mm-hmm. Or in limbo. By the way, speaking of deaths, let's be honest. Catherine O'Hara. Fucking annoying. It was awful. She was so cool, man.

Did I never tell you this story? No. I've never met her. We hung out. No. No, we never hung out. You never? No, I never told you this story. I thought I told the story on the show. I have told this on the show. She went to your show. She went to see me the improv. This is a quick I'll do a quick for the fans, but No, d this is great. No, no, I didn't here's crazy. I didn't get to meet her. Yeah. When I did the Christopher Guest show.

Some reason somehow she was around and had said she was wanted to go see me live, I guess, after I did the show with with guests. And she came to see me at the improv and the sound guy, the old sound guy was like, Catherine Hare is here to see you. Oh my god.

And I was like, no, she's fucking not either. Barack Obama, Taylor Swift, Catherine O'Hara. Oh my god. I never met her, but I was sad to not meet her because I was such a she uh one of my favorite Wait, you performed and she was in the audience? Did the improv she sat there and then the sound guy came back down after I went upstairs and I said, Is she where is she? And he said,

She was loving it. She laughed the whole show and then the moment you got off, she got up and left. And I was like, No way, Oh my god, you never saw her after. No, but she came to see me, which was kinda rare. Go down quickly. Yeah. I try dude, I got nervous. I I didn't know what to

I don't know. What was I gonna say? Yeah. Hi, I'm you're the best. Yeah. And then she'd be like, that's great. Bye. Uh huh. She wanted to go home. Well, I got a um three fingered um squeeze on my hand from Steven Tyler. Wow. Yeah. So he I was with Josh Home. Is this recently? Yeah, like l four days ago. Okay. At the comedy store. Mm-hmm. And Steven Tyler walked in, walked out of the club.

There's paparazzi up you know where uh the on the ramp? On the ramp. Yeah. Right? And and I Ooh, she looks pretty. Yeah. Susie Britney Furlong. I had met him before. And I go, hi Steven. And he doesn't look at me. He takes his three fingers like this. Right? Mm-hmm. Like a pterodactyl. Right? And squeezes my hand as hard as he can like. Like a chameleon. Yeah, like a chameleon. And then just and then he just kinda walked away. But three figures is fine. He didn't even say hi.

You didn't look at me. You go, Hey you Coco you y you know how the rock star they can say whatever they want. I think he said hey Coco Bear Bear no no Oh Coco Bear noco bear no no no So you respect that, huh? What? I think fuck that, dude. Say hi to me, you fuckhead. There's a lot of people around. Did you he came to see you, you said? No. He was there doing his benefit show. Oh, this I thought this was that him and Josh Holm were there to see you. Bobby's nicked in

In the crowd. Oh yeah. Were you just like a random fan? Oh wow. I thought about this way differently. Everything I'm saying is not good. Coco Bear Bear. Coco Bear Bear, dude. Let me tell you something, guy. Yeah. What it go ahead, rip on me.

Let's get it out. Let's get it out. Who you talk to? I didn't say anything. Yeah, you're a part of it. What did I do? I just said conspiracy going on. Oh my god, here we go. All right. Anyway. Speaking of conspiracy, show the Epstein list. Let's see him. Pull it up. Pull it up. You know who is on the Epstein list, by the way? A bunch of comedic friends of ours because apparently I talked to DeRosa about this. He went to go see Dave Vitel was doing a taping at the cellar.

And his buddy gave him the lineup that night. So it was like Big J Okerson, like a bunch of guys. That he went to go see for a Dave Vittel taping. It was for a tell, and he's like, You're gonna love tonight. And he listed the names at the seller and a bunch of people that we know are on it. And DeRosa goes,

It's kinda bummed I wasn't on it. One of the comics performing that night. They went to a party of his or Davidel had a taping at the cellar. Yeah, yeah. And they were doing a TV taping for like a small quick stand up taping thing that he was doing. Yeah. And Epstein was emailing someone his constituents about the show that evening. And he was saying, You're gonna love it tonight. Here's the guys who are on the lineup. Who are on the lineup?

Uh you can look it up. It's got it's on there. Wow. It's like it's like uh Big J Ogerson. Was DeRosso on the lineup and he wasn't mentioned? No, he wasn't on the lineup. But he did the show the next night. I see. So he was bummed about that. Yeah.

I don't know if you're gonna find it. I don't know where DeRosa found it. He said it got pushed around a little bit. Like so many people were on that thing. The Epstein list. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not not the list, but they're just mentioned in emails and this and that. Well yeah. He knew a lot of people, turns out He knew a lot of people. Turns out knew a lot of people.

You know what's even crazier? I said this today in the car. All these tinfoil hat people that we said that remember the remember Pizza Gate? Yeah. And we were like, come on, be they're not pizza. What is that? They're to pizza It's all real. It's like fifty pages of people going, Can't wait to get more pizza tonight. Pizza party was so good. Wow. You didn't see this? No. Oh my God, dude. There it is. Comedians in the Epstein list. Go ahead, zoom in.

Uh, comedy seller Jeffrey E. Louis J. Gomez, David Tell, Russ Maneve, uh, Sabrina Jalice, Jay Okerson and surprise guest. Wow. Wow. Yeah, he had a good lineup. Rustman eve. Maybe those comics influenced Epstein. Maybe before this he wasn't even interested in having an island. Wow. He went to go see those guys live. Yeah. He went to go to the comedy cellar. Crazy. Yeah, but pizza was real, dude. The pizza thing is crazy. It's all over the files. All you see all the time is like

Starving for more pizza. No dude, they literally Pizza was code. Pizza was code. Oh. Yeah. But the but but the Pizza Gate thing was an actual place. I know, but they were s using it because they were using that code. They were saying the place wasn't real, but it was an a it was a code for Yeah. Nasty shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nasty look at this. Mention a pizza a thousand times in Epstein file through documents. Yeah. Reveal. By the way.

Nobody likes pizza that much, so you know that you know what that is. Yeah. That's nasty, dude. Yeah. The pizza is delicious. Not like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I I don't'cause pizza From now on, I don't like pizza. No, I d I I defend you hate pizza. What did pizza do? He chose the name. If I was a hot dog Okay, dude, if I was a hot dog and they started using hot dogs.

Yeah. Why are you guys bringing me into this whole thing? I'd be like, But why did you choose hot dog? But that you know my point. Pete you know why they chose pizza. Like an empanada. You know why they chose pizza. Why? Pizza, pizza party, it's what young people like, pizzas. That's what they refer to them as pizza parties. And you know what's gross? They probably did get them pizza. That's even more fucked up. Well that ice cream.

I don't know what you're doing here. I don't either. I yeah. Let's not find a replacement first. Perversion food. Yeah. Yeah, the files are the files are just mesmerizing. I can't stop reading stuff. I can't stop. It's so much nasty, nasty shit, dude. Yeah.

Well, there's millions of documents. I can't go through it all. I every time a Twitter I went through two and I was like I can't do a million three million. Every time on a post pops up on Twitter I sit for an hour reading it. I can't stop. Yeah. It's I'm addicted. And to see the come the one that made me laugh the hardest was about Elon.

Where he's like, get this fucking dork out of here. Like Elon wanted to go to a party and they wouldn't let him in. Wow. Look at this. Uh probably just Tulula and me, whatever. How many people you well, his assistant, right? He like handed off to his assistant was like, Get this guy the fuck out of here.

Elon tried to get into the party and they wouldn't let him. Just like a he had like a house party or something. Yeah. What the lake one? Do you know the lake one? What's the lake? Where he Right? He threw a trust like Trump threw a baby in the lake. Lake Michigan. In Lake Michigan. That one's pretty dark. It's pretty dark. Is that me? Yeah.

Oh, the world's falling apart. How do you feel? I feel great. I'm on I'm on LexaPro. Yay! The fall world's falling apart, get on LexaPro. You know, I got my a little bit of riddle in, some Lexapro. I think it's pretty good. You're grooving. I'm grooving. I feel pretty good. I feel great. I'm on I'm on uh Are you on anything? I'm on creatine and I'm on Ashwagandha. I'm on uh co q ten. I'm I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good. Yeah. But I mean do you take any medication or anything? Uh

For my brain? Yeah. No. I take statins for my heart, you know that. Yeah, I do, yeah. Uh but did you your therapist doesn't say you should No, I tried you know, I tried uh what's the one? What's the main one everybody does? Uh What Zolo Zoloft? Zoloft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried that once and it gave it g it m made me so much worse when I was young. Oh yeah. I hated the way I felt on Zolof. As soon as I got off of drugs

I felt kind of normal again. The panic was still there, but I felt more human. I felt very robotic. Does that mean you need that? Doesn't mean I need them that I felt terrible on them? That like as soon as you got off'em, you felt good. That's like how that's what crazy people say. They're like, oh, when I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay. Hmm. So I just worked. We've had friends that stop taking medicine. Yeah. Yeah. I guess we'll see, Carlos.

No, I feel so much better when I got off of him. I took him when I was a young lad, when I was in college, my senior year. And I don't want to take anything else. You know what I take? I take Jesus. I take big doses of Jesus every morning. Mm-hmm. I pray to my God that you're gonna be okay, that you're gonna be okay. And I pray that you're gonna be okay too. What did cavemen do without medication back in the day? Like if you had like ADHD?

You know what I mean? Who's around a lot. No, he's just kinda like, you know, painting w like K painting and a and then gets distracted by a spider. I like that. This this Lexa Pro is working. You had anxiety and there's no Xanax, you know what I mean? How do you explain that to another caveman? You know what I mean?

Right? I mean there there was no medication about it. Let's explain. You're a caveman. Give me cave talk about trying to tell me convince me that you have depression. Oh oh really? Yeah. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho. They speak a little French. A little French. Yeah. They speak a little bit of a little bit of stuff. That's how we learned it. So they, you know

I'm sure language ha was developed that way. What was the first word? Yeah. Yeah that yeah, okay. When you're going and attacked with some lion. Yeah. Yeah. It was emotions. It could be oh. Ow. Ow. Paint. Yeah, paint. Yeah, yeah. Nobody knows the first word. But somebody had to Ah look what instinctive sounds many believe that ow and ah surprise. We literally just said that. No, but that's amazing. Yeah. Because we're smart. Yeah we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Simple request, food. This.

Without hands can you do it? Oh without hand Yeah yeah. I think you can do it. Oh Oh dude, can I do something for you and caveman speak? Yeah, go ahead. Imagine we're around a a fire pit and I'm telling you you're my buddy. Yeah. Not you. I'm talking about you to another guy. Yeah. You're a different guy, but I'm talking about Bobby. Okay. Okay, see if you can get this story. Okay. See. うううううううううううううううううううう Altyazı M.K.

Yeah, yeah. Dude, imagine for the people listening to the podcast on not seeing just in your car. Oh my god, dude. So funny. That was a good one. You and I would have been great cavemen. I would be the best. The best. But you know, would we um it would just be you and I because of warmth, would we be able we would be hugged our body heat. Yeah. We would never go for women. Yeah. We would never go for women. Oh, I would I would No chance.

No,'cause you d back then you gotta poof and then drag'em by their hair. You wouldn't do that. You were liberal before you wouldn't do it. I would li'm liberal Yeah, you're a liberal. Well, you know what? I would provide. Okay, I'm a woman. Ask me out then as a cave woman. Hurrah. Oh, hello. Don't Well that hurts even in colour shit. That hit that hit hard. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah. Well you would the laugh again, right? Yeah, yes. So goo ooh ooh ooh.

Yeah. Wow. We would have been great cave people. Cave would have been the way to go, man. How do you teach kids in cave? Like can you life lessons, can you do that? Yeah, it's just like animals. They see and they and they they see and they repeat. Monkey see monkey do. Did you see the did you see the cave? In Kazakhstan that they just found that looks like a fucking door. Looks like a fifty foot door. I wanna see it. Do Kazakhstan cave door. Good luck spelling Kazakhstan. There, I got it.

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That's not a door. Brother, that looks like a door to me. That's pretty dory. Yeah, dude, that's a It's more of a Hobbit door. Lord of the Rings door. I don't know how old this is, but I just saw it. How? You say friend and Elvis. So stupid. No, but you know, do you remember? No, I don't see it. You don't remember? I didn't see it. I'll can I explain? Yeah, please. Okay. In Lord of the Rings, right?

They're trying to get in the minds of Morrier and there's a door that looks exactly like that. But they don't know how to get in. So they they all sit out there for like hours. And then Frodo has a suggestion. Say right s he goes, say friend in Elvish and she he says it and the door opens. Bullshit. Friend? Yeah. See, look, look at that door. Now go back to the Kazakhstan door. Yeah. What it was just found this last year, right? Isn't that what it said? 2025? Yeah.

Bro, you're telling me that's not a fucking doorway? Zoom into the one on the left. That is a d that's a man standing outside of it, by the way. Oh that oh yeah. That's so what has that got to be? 50, 75 feet up? That's a door, dude. It just it happens to look like one. No chance. How is that naturally occurring? They can't even explain it. It doesn't look like it's naturally occurring in the rock. Well then knock on it. Look.

These are two Kazakhans. Yeah. Have to go by the door. We will knock on the door. Yeah. Friend in Elvish! Oh, it's pretty. Look at that Yeah. Yeah. That's a fucking door. Yeah. Dude, that's not a part of a mountain. That's a door. Yeah. Wow. That's a creepy cave door to something that we don't want to know. Yeah.

Just knock on it. I would never you would never. I would knock. You'd knock and then you'd run and leave me there. Yeah, yeah. A hundred percent. Like doorbell Dingon Ditch. Ding on ditch. Yeah, yeah. Some giant comes out. Woo Imagine he goes, Bobby Mom? How do you see the show? Yeah. I'm getting cr we have to do we should do a bad friends abroad where we explore these hidden gems. There's no way that's gonna happen. You know how far it takes to get even get there? To Kazakhstan.

You'd stop. No, but to get to that door? You have to take a donkey, you know me you know me and the paraglide, right? And then zip line and then He's getting flights. We can do a nonstop one stop, twenty hours. Dude, d how boring is Kazan? Oh, it's supposed to be beautiful. Really? Yeah.

Also they're tough people. Hey, let's be nice. There's about forty people that listen to us in Kazakhstan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I love Kazis. Shout out to Kazis. I love Kazis. Look at that. They got a fucking thing with a ball. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ladies. Ooh. They're kinda Asian looking, which is what I like. Eastern European has this like right on the border of Mongolian looking I mean Kathan is a nation.

Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so far eastern it still grasps a piece of Europe, right? Doesn't it feel like Europe? Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel your Eastern Europe and Asia at the same time? It's the center. Like wait wait, go go go can you zoom in please? It's right next to Mongolia, so it's got that. But look, Western Kazakhstan go way west.

Look at how look it butts up there to what? What is that? What country's next door? Georgia, Georgia. Yeah, man, that's uh you're Eastern Europe, dude. You're kissing it. You're kissing it. Yeah, you're kissing it. Yeah. Like if you look at some parts of Russia too. Well, Russia spans the map. If you go like way uh let's see. East is Asian. West is European. Yes. That's right. Western Russia might as well be f uh uh you know, what is that? Like um

Even bleeds into Finland. Imagine the Finn Russians. The Rush Finn. Like in certain parts of Russia, they would think that I was probably Russian. Mongolian. Hundred percent Mongolian. I've seen Russians look completely Asian. Yes. Yeah, the Mongolian way. Mongolian. Yeah. That's a zinger. Like that. How do you do a Russian Asian accent? I'm trying to do it right now. I can't even do it. From Russia we will come from this place. That's really hard to combine.

It may be. And and you say it say in Russia In Russia we In in Russia I'm trying. Finish it. Fucking finish it. Hey man. Sorry, my I'm aggressive. It's AlexaPro. In Russia In Russia, car drives you. In Russia in Russia, car drive you. That's a that's good. That's pretty that's a guy that's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a man that exists out there in Russia. Somewhere out there, yeah.

But there's like look at all that land up like where there's no big s like what happens up there? That's the polar vortex of nothingness. But people do live out there. No, rarely. Yeah, yeah. No, people live out there, they I saw this TikTok where there's this rickety train that's coal still. By the way. We should make a movie called Rickety Train. It's a rickety train with coal still, right? And the track

Sometimes they have to go out and they fix the railroad tracks, right? Yeah. And it's in Russia and it's like these small towns and they they herd gout and I mean, yeah, there are people way out there. Yeah. The Polar Express. Yeah. Did you yeah, did you save your bell? Did you take your bell on the rickety train? If you listen to the bell you can hear train coming. Trainisk bringing new goats. Yeah.

That's incredible. What hap it's incredible. What happens if you're like out there and you're and you you're like a good looking dude? You can't model. Yeah, you can. Train model. Train model, right? Uh oh You model on the train. They let you walk around from car to car. Oh I see. What do if you're a hot guy well Like you're a hot guy you have let's say you're you you know you're a good actor. Right? Like you're you you just

That's your dream. You got it. You have it. You have it. You're like the Philip Seymour Hoffman, but you look like Brad Pitt. Right. Damn. And you got Daniel Day Lewis skills. You got Daniel Day Lewis skills. Yeah. And you got um Hayley Joel Osmond feet. Why not? Little feet. Yeah, that's little feet, right? And you're like, um You're so so dressed well for for what you And you live in the smallest town in northern Russia. There's no hope.

I guess you but you gotta be the hottest guy in a small town. Yeah, but does he go to Moscow and try to do theater? Oh yeah. Oh, that's what you would do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Become a dancer or an actor. Yeah. What is that? An international actors agency up there? It's a Russian talent agency, but it was it looked like it was gonna spy on us. I could use that. My agents aren't doing shit. Yeah. I could really use a bump. I might as well go to a What if they wouldn't sign me?

You know what I mean? I called or like, no. The Mongolian agency would. Kill down there. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go down commercials with an eagle on my arm? Eagle insurance. Yeah. Those are like dude, Mongolians, dude. I mean, did you see um Physical Asia? Yeah, we watched that. We talked about that. Yeah, yeah. But the Mongolians, they're tough people. Yeah, they're nuts. They're nuts, dude. Well, Genghis Khan was nuts. My dog. Yeah. Miss you. R. I. P. R. I R. I. P. Gengue. Yeah.

Physical Asia. Yeah, the Mongolies are f You just thought they were for making fun of. Yeah, yeah. We thought they were dry Eskimos. That guy's huge in the front now. Yeah. My God. I think when you live out there you j it just toughens, yeah. What's the slang for this Mongolian team? What's the slang? What's the slang? What's the what's the phrase for this team? What? The promotional phrase. What would their phrase be if this was a poster for the Mongolian team? What? Mongolia. We got the beef.

Uh-oh. Mongolia. Mongolia. Where's the beef? Yeah. We got the beef with you. Also try Mongolian beef right now on special at Panda Express for 999. Hey, see if there's hot m Mongolian women. For sure. There's probably not. Hot women all over the world. I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah. Hot Mongolian women. Bingo. I mean you think? Yes, yep. Very pretty. Or the region, yeah. Yeah. No what look at me right now, dude. Yeah, dude. กินกินกินกินกินกินกินกินกินกินกินกินกิน

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Couple of mountains there in the foreground. Let's move on. Yeah, let's get off Among Us. Yeah, let me zoom in on that girl. Yeah. Walking down the street. She's just carrying trash. Severed head in that back. Crazy. Yeah, what is going on there? Um Get off of that. Get off it. I'm gonna watch GOAT. GOAT, please go watch GOAT coming out.

Goat is out. No. When this comes out, it'll be out right now. It's out. Please go see Goat. Are you guys taking us to the premiere? Nope. Okay. It's just me and Andre are gonna go. That's crazy you thought that we would take it to the premiere. Are you gonna wear a suit?

I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie. So I've thin then thought I should just wear like casual clothes. Is that what you're gonna do? Yeah,'cause we gotta have pictures together and I figured we should just wear street clothes. I'll wear a sports coat.

But we never wear sports coats. How about like jeans, t shirts, sports coat? I don't want to wear a collar. I don't think it fucking matters anymore. Okay. Like what what you're just gonna dress regular. Well yeah, because who's it for? The photos? Our moms?

Oh yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like at this point of the year. But if everyone's wearing a suit and we're like wearing you know how r how mo how much more rad could that be? I guess. I'll wear a dress. Would you like to wear a dress? Because you know that Nick Kroll's gonna wear a suit, like a purple suit. Yeah, he because but that's but he's they're more professional than us, dude.

Okay. He's a worked adult. I was literally gonna go buy buy a suit tomorrow. Oh, okay, buy one. I'm telling you, I'm not gonna wear one. Like a black suit.

I have no interest in that. With like black tie, like look you know what I mean? Saying black a lot. Yeah, I love black people. I'm gonna wear a white suit, white tie. Yeah. You have suits. I dude let's do suit. Let's do suit. Can I tell you what's a bummer? What? I tried to put on a suit the uh what, a week ago for my sister's wedding coming up. Yeah.

Too fat for that suit. So you get another I would have to get a new brand new suit. Yeah. I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm two oh five right now. We're gonna go. Where should we go to get a suit? Yeah. Men's warehouse. Oh. What do you mean? I go to Jimmy Allen. For Jimmy O Yang has his own fucking suit store. For little people? Oh yeah. Yeah, that one yeah, yeah. Jimmy Tom Ford will Like fix it for you.

Wait a minute. You're where would you really go to get a suit if you're really gonna get a suit? Shut up, dude. I swear to god I didn't. It's a little people store. It's no, it's for small actors like Seth Rog uh, Gringo's. Seth Green goes, um Elijah goes like we go. And there's headshots of like all all all all the little actors. Dude, the little people suit store is so funny. Yeah. Everything's half off. Hey do you have size six in these? Like whoa, big foot, slow down.

We've looked it up before, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a real p what's so funny. Big and tall. Will you go to Little People suit store please? Yeah yeah. Will you Google Little People's Suit Store? Just the idea is so fantastic. Just the one that I go to Jimmy Owes. You're like eight hundred bucks, there's half the fabric. Little People Suit Store. Jimmy Owls for men in five eight and under. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. I've seen this. What

Why is that funny dude? You're pissing me off. It's so funny. Because 5'8, you know, is like, whoa, you're tall. Five eighths in the tall section. Yeah, it looks amazing, dude. We have everything there. Like an old house, yeah. Like a what? That entire store fits in my car. Dude, Jimmy out. Yeah, yeah. Let me see Jimmy. Give it a shit. What's Jimmy? He's there he is. He's there. Every time I go in. What's up? Who are where are the who are the p uh the s the the small celebrities that go?

Look, isn't that Seth Green right there? Yeah, Burn Vern. Our dog. R.I.P. Yeah, Vern goes. R.I.P. Vernie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah.

Yeah, so we all go. I love it there. Yeah. What's your fucking problem, dude? Why is this so funny? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Little ties. It's just so cute. Everything's small. This is cute, dude. I like Jimmy Oz. Yeah, J Yeah. Oh I was gonna go tomorrow, but uh Do celebs that go to Jimmy Oz. I wanna see the list of celebs that a celebs that go It's the Wonder Years guy f what's his name?

Who? Fred Fred Savage. Fred Savage goes. Yeah. Wait, zoom in. Oh, dude. Martin Sheen, Al Pacino, Wahlberg, DeVito, Pesci, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade, and Bobby Lee. Yeah, it's Spade goes. There's a headshot of him. Yeah, so I go there.

But you you d can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are five four and you're like, Oh, this is for me. It's gotta feel good. It feels good. I like that you admit that you're five four. For years this five six game you were playing. Spade. Hello. Hey, you're on you're on bad friends with me and Bobby. Where do you go to buy suits? Uh

Oh I don't know. I probably Be honest. If you're gonna get a suit, where do you go? Be honest. Um I would probably go to theory or something, but probably But what about if what if your arms but is there a is there a is there a shop that you would go to that's not brand name? like a little short play. So wait. Be honest. Be honest. Have you ever shopped a Jimmy Oz? I swear to God I would never go in there even if I had to. Your headshot's on the wall.

Alright, love you buddy. Love you. Bye. Oh, Spade. So We're plugging Jimmy Oz, man. This is good. Yeah. This is good thing. Marcelo Hernandez would probably go there. No, he'd have no he'd do custom. Yeah. Yeah, he'd do custom. All right, I'll wear a suit if you want to wear a suit.

Okay. I'm excited about this premiere. I'm not kidding. I hope the movie's good. Yeah. I'm like actually excited for it. I am too. And I also that's why I got nervous the other night'cause I saw the billboard for the new Pixar movie and I was like, oh fuck, that's gonna bury it. But it comes out.

End of March, I thought, We're good. Oh, we're good. We're good. We'll have some time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know what it's called. That one. That one though. It looks great. That one looks great. Hoppers. I know. Yeah, that one looks yeah. It looks so cute. Yeah. God, Pixar, they don't miss, do they? They don't miss at all. They just don't miss. They just what?

What's the shrug face? Yeah. What have they missed they have missed a couple of times. They've missed a couple of times. What? Yeah. What if you're talking percentage wise? Ilio what's Ilio Ilio. Ilio, yeah. Dinosaur Cars two. Yeah. Cars two was fine. No. Yeah. You're crazy. Cars 2 is fine. Good dinosaur was fine. Like your brave was good. That's people don't like that because they're racist. All right, go ahead. I know. Go to Pixar movies. Just do Pixar movies. Yeah. Their OG was so perfect.

Brother, you can't not everyone you can't go Undefeated. Which was the jazz one they did? Oh I like that. Yeah. I like that movie. Well he looks like the guy from Eric Griffin. Okay, look. Toy Stories, all of them phen phenomenal. Finding Nemo, Inside Out. Um the amazing I mean. Inside Out. Up classic Coco, Incredibles, uh Ratatouille. Can you zoom in a little bit? Monster Soul. These are all bangers. Yeah, bangers. Turning red. Wally.

Finding gory incredibles. My point stop there. Bugs light. Yeah, they they they they keep it. My point is Yeah, to have that many stop it. They're unbelievable. So they make one or two that are like not as fun. They're good. They're on fire. They're on fire. But you know who's gonna be on more fire? What? From the creators of the spider verse comes Goat. The the littlest to make it to the bigs in goat. Can you do your voice that we do on the movie?

I don't remember. We do announcers in the movie. We play two I know yours. Yeah, go ahead. Do yours? Uh Will steals the ball. Yeah, that's I sound like that. I sa it's uh it's uh I'm stealing from uh Marv Albert. I sound like Marv Albert. Can you do yours? What was mine? You were r uh yours yours was like uh you kept going like oh ha yeah, you were like yeah, that yeah. Well takes it to the lead. That's exactly right. Yeah, yeah.

Also, um, remember every time we would go in, I would go, Hey, can you play it again? So we could hear it. Like what I sounded like because I forget. Well, it's easy to forget. Yeah, yeah. Because you do the sessions every three fucking months. Yeah. So you don't even know when they happen. Great fruit plate. They really did knock it out with the fruit plates. I mean, you know, sometimes you do ADR, right? Or and it's like ghetto.

Yeah, those short little bottles of water, a brand you've never even heard of. But this one was beautiful cheese and fruit plates. It was really nice. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them sometimes you go in there, it's a pack of new ports. Yeah. Yeah yeah. For your throat. Yeah. It was way better. It's way better. Doing it together was important. We did it together every time. You know they're writing a second one right now. No.

I mean I think they make them do that just in case the first one does well. All right. It doesn't mean anything. It just means like if it does really well, I think they're writing the second one. Yeah. Those guys wrote a good if you got recast? I'd feel like it's appropriate. Doesn't think so, could you kill them? No, for big they'd want a name. This is the thing. If they want a big name, they'd recast us for like they they'd be like the and the announcers are played by pretty big Keen Peel. No.

Not we're not KMP. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not KMP. That's what I mean is like if they wanted to upgrade, they could easily upgrade. Yeah. And that's fine with me. Not for me. I don't care, dude. Yeah, not for me. I'm in I'm entry level. I'm down there. I'll take it. Hey man, I'm I'll park the car.

No you won't dude. I'll get out there and park too. I used to love valleying. I validated but It's so funny. You try to play this like I'm a struggling guy and then you're at the highest level. I'm not a struggling guy. I just don't mind that if someone replaced me I wouldn't get it. You're the most high class guy I know. He's down to earth though. I'm on the earth. Who's that more down to earth? Andrew or me? Andrew. Andrew. You walk right into that. And you're being real. Oh, stop it.

No dude. Stop it. There's no way. Stop it. There's no way. It's we're you you know what? We both live so You both are really, really down to her. No, that makes me so mad right now. Especially with the way m what McConnell did. He knows the truth. Relax, Billy I'm not I'm not I'm no I'm no I'm no one's illegal on stolen land. You're right. No one's illegal on stolen land. You're not. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

That's the funniest that was the funniest shit. I know that's a funny they found out her fourteen million dollar house is on a stolen land. Who's Billy Eilish? Oh really? No one's illegal on stolen land. Yeah. Really? Her house is on a fucking plot of land that's, you know, whatever. But you knew they were going to find that.

That's what she said. Billy Eyesh uh signed over her fourteen million dollar mansion. If it's stolen land, hand over the keys, says Ton Tonga tribe, Tavonga tribe. That's funny. If the tribes are coming at you, that's trouble. Be careful, dog. Quince.

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I revisited Starfield. Oh. What? That's just yeah. Yeah. And it's just been grinding and it's I need help. Well I need help. Why are you doing this to yourself? Grinding is a it's it's not what most people think. What do you mean? This is what I've been playing. What is it? Ratchet and Clink? Oh yeah. People are playing arc writers. Like Eric Griffin's like, hey man, have you downloaded it yet? And they're like, I don't want to play with you.

You guys gotta you gotta get up, get out, and do something, man. This is crazy, dude. That's too much time dedicated to a thing that doesn't mean anything. It means everything. How about do it at times when it helpful for your your uh circadian rhythm. Not okay. How about do them in the middle of the day? Okay. What I'm gonna say to you is this, all right? What else is there to do? What do you mean? Write your next hour? God, your talent right now, Jad? You want to get defeated?

I'll crush the bones in your face. Meet up with people, hang out, go have a lunch, go do a writing session, go exercise, go see things that you've never seen before. Yeah. Get up, get out, and I went to my fifth VR thing the other day by myself. I'm in the VR suit, right? You know what I mean? I'm trying to do things. Where is that? I was in Sherman Oaks somewhere. By myself, I'm

You know what I mean? Why don't you ask anybody to come with you? No one wanted to go and they were like, You you're solo? You're spending hundreds of dollars just by yourself and after about forty five minutes I eat alone, you know what I mean? At that little plaza there. This is with Dan Noodles. Self-induced. This is me, right? Self-induced. And then I'm like what else is there to do? Um I'll go to a wee spa. I'm alone naked in a spa

I'm alone. Call any g all the time. Never calls me. Yeah. Every once in a while Gene will be like, let's go to you know I mean, Young King. So we go to Young King, eat sweet and sour pork. Why aren't you trying to go meet up with Chickadoos? Nobody who wants to hang out with me. That's bullshit, dude. I've seen your fucking Ryah. But what I'm saying is is that, you know, this is me for life. A thirteen year old white boy in the mall? Yeah, yeah. My point is is that um what else is there to do?

Go hang out with people. You just don't reach out. You don't want to reach out. You want people to reach out to you. I mean, the texts I get today, it's like I mean there was one thing Marcello called and he was like, You wanna eat dinner at six thirty but I had this, you know what I mean? So I you know, but I would have done that. Tomorrow night I'm gonna hang out with my f my f you know, the girl that I'm seeing. You know, uh everyone knows her and then um Nobody knows her.

I mean you know her personally. Yeah, but I'm saying I've said it. Humans don't need to know. I don't want anyone to know. But my point is is that so I do some things but it's like and then this weekend we're gonna go to the uh premiere. That's gonna be fun. That'll be fun. That's me getting out. But at night I'm gonna go home

You know what I mean? If that's what you need, that's what you like, that's what you like. I I I don't know what's that I don't know what's going on, but I'm reverting Does she like the video game thing? Well, this is what I do. You wait till she goes to sleep. And I wait. I know you I lay there and I wait. Little bad boy I and I listen and if I hear a right, I slowly get out, right? And I go to my little cubicle and I start playing.

And they'll still wake up, it's like, it's seven in the morning. You want to have breakfast? I haven't slept yet. Right. And then there's that thing. And then did she get mad? People get mad. People get mad. I I think it's destroyed every fucking relationship I've ever had. And yet here you are. Yeah, women women don't get it. Nobody gets He takes care of a baby, this guy. He's got baby on his are you gonna have another baby? I feel like it's common. I feel like it's coming.

'Cause you feel You gotta have two. Yeah. I have to have two. Well, they can watch each other. Yeah. You gotta put one make one stare at the other one. Then I need a race, Bobby. Okay. You do such a great job here. We'll we'll consider it. Do we really we're not gonna do that, are we? Yeah. Give him a raise. This guy's editing.

Yeah, but there's no one that edits better than you think we can't find someone? I don't think that's good as Hey out there in the bad friends world. Let's get let's get a good editor. I think they can email us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't email us. Yeah, like Carlos. I'm deleting everything. I couldn't imagine life. without r being growing up with my brother. About your sister. Yeah. About your brother your sister. Yeah. You can't imagine life. You're much older

Yeah, but I imagine I I imagine life w it can't imagine life without it. I can't. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And were you saying that the same with fancy? Yeah, I I think that No, he's not saying he cannot imagine life with me. He's saying to have another kid. Yeah, I can't imagine life without you. I'll be real. At this point in our lives, I can't imagine life without you. I love you that much. Thank you, you're mean to me, but I love you that much, right? I did fight for him to get a raise today.

He has no idea. No. I did. You did? I did. And then what happened? We're gonna see. Okay. We're gonna see what happens. Yeah. I I I I and you. I I yeah. Thank you. Not you. Not you. Scum. Trash. Pig. But you know, I would fight for you, Macone. Even though you don't fight for me, I would fight for you. McCone has not only has McCone not fought for you, he goes against you.

Often. I know he does. As much as he can. Yeah, I know he does now if you'd call him to go play video games, he would be there. He would be there in a heartbeat. You know, I saw a guy I watched a guy get his car keyed get his car keyed yesterday and it it was like crazy to watch. That doesn't bother me. A guy keying his car? He key I watched the guy key a guy's car. Well, yeah, you do. That's insane. You know what that's the thing about this is what you guys with your cars.

I'm talking about Macho Men. You know what I mean? Macho Macho Mancho Man I'd like to key a macho man's car. No, I'm just saying, but a little fender bender, a little key, you know what I mean? No, this guy scratched the whole of his car. And what? It's uh it does does the car still run? It bro it broke the engine. It is a shitty thing to do. But but but it's crazy to see it. But is that fighting? Huh? Like if I s you s uh my name is let's have my guy. Yeah.

My name is Tango. Hello Tango. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you catch me keying your car. Yeah. Yeah. With a razor blade. Okay. Interesting choice. Yeah. All right. Well um Usually you'd use a Romulan knife. Or a thing that's in the word. Perhaps a key? No, I don't use keys. Oh right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I use um you know what I'm gonna use? A tweezer. That might fuck it up. Yeah. 'Cause it's two. Yeah, double. You get two scrapes. Mm-hmm. I'm doing it. Is that fighting?

Do I fight you? Yeah, do you fight me. Do you physically assault me. Well here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable. No, I'm tango. Correct. No Tango I work at Kinko's. Tere Tango's a n of sound state in mind. Yeah, and I I'm a manager at Kinko's. I have you know what I mean?

I have a dog. Well, you're bummed because King Ghost is closing down, so obviously you're upset. Yeah. I am a little upset about that. Right. But I just didn't like your vibe. No, you keep my car. Yeah, so I just keep it with tweezers. Is are they fighting? No, I light the kink goes on fire.

Oh, you do? Yeah, I come back to my store, I just manage there. No, I know. You don't have a job there anymore then. Yeah. Yeah. And then every time you get replaced to another Kinkko store, I like that one I'm I'm sorry. Um I got a a job offer from Michaels. I go to Michael's, I like that whole fucking thing out. That's flammable. It's all it's all, you know, paper. Yeah.

I'm gonna light I'm in the Velcro section of Michael. I'm lighting every business you go to on fire. Yeah. Every business you work at, I'm lighting it on fire. Okay. To make sure that you never work again. I don't know those. Then I steal your dog. Oh now that's wow. While you're at work at Michael's I steal your dog. Really? Yep. You know what I do? What do you do? What? What? I steal your coffee machine.

Brother. Yeah, not not good. You got me. Yeah, no, no, no, yeah. No, I steal You got me good. Yeah, yeah. No, you keep my car and steal your dog. You know what? I break your wife's na ankle. Which one? Left or right? Both. That's good. Yeah, one would have been easy to deal with. Right. What you gonna do, dude? I'm gonna kidnap your brother. What you're now we're getting personal. You said my wife! You're Oh that's true. Yeah. But Tango saying it. Okay, how does Tango know? Yeah.

I fucking Wikipedia you're famous. Tango has a wife. Yeah. I mean Tango has a brother. Y yeah, Tango has a brother. Mango. Yeah. Yeah. Tango. Yeah. I kidnapped Mango. Mango? I don't like Mango. Well good, I'm gonna kill him. Sell'em for parts. Yeah. Steal his organs. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Is that okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna celebrate I'm gonna light the wedding on fire. Your sister's wedding. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why why don't go to arson? That's my thing. Oh, that's his? I light fires. Yeah.

You know what? Agent Orange. That's no My thing again Unless by a little tiny plane, a buddy Holly plane, over your your sister's wedding, Agent Orange Day. They'll think it's a wedding gift from me. Yeah. Uh the discombobulator, that's right, neutralized Russian and Chinese radar missile systems. Is is it orange?

What does it do? Well, it was ti it was it killed it killed a lot of people. It was awful. It is terrible. Yeah. Yeah. It m it like seized up your whole body. It's like shut down your organs, right?

It affects multiple systems, leading to various cancers, prostate and lung, nervous system disorders, Parkinson's neuropathy, heart disease, diabetes. It was incredible. It was just like huffing the almost like toxic chemical in the world. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Yeah. What movie was that?

Apocalypse now. Apocalypse now. Apocalypse now. Yeah. What are you gonna get me from what are you gonna get my sister for her her wedding as a gift? She does expect I don't think I'm invited to the wedding. Yeah, she was gonna invite you. Are you being real? Mm-hmm. If I get invited to the wedding, I'll go. Will you really? Yeah. What kind of gift would you give? What don't they have the thing where you I go to registry? Yeah, I go to a website You know where they're registered? Where? Jimmy Oz.

Yeah, well then I'm gonna get a lot of things. Or their child. Will they have a child? She would flip her shit if you showed up to the wedding. I would go. It's so far away. You're not gonna do it. Are you going? To my sister's fucking wedding? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it'll keep me away from the video games. Be fucking fun as shit. Yeah, I wanna go. It's gonna be amazing. The resort is sick. I wanna go. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Like I don't wanna t pass and then go you g you go

You're gonna say, Oh, I didn't think you were gonna I'll talk to her. She would never think you would go. I would one hundred percent go. And I'd be polite. Of course she would. You'd be the best my b my family would lose their mind to see you there. I would love to go. Yeah. When are we gonna go to your wedding? I I I am excited to walk you down the aisle. You think that you're a my best man? Your dad walks you down the aisle. You're the bride.

Your dad's dead. You think the best man walks you down the aisle? That's so funny. I don't know. That is a Bobby wedding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the best man? I uh first of all, I would be a a hundred percent one of your best men. How many is there? Six? You can have as many as you want, it's your choice. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it'd be a part of the six. Your brother would be in there. Yeah. Me? Yeah. Gene. Yeah. This is right now at this date, yeah. Any celebrities. Ste Steven Tyler.

Michael Bay. Michael Bay. Maybe I would ask Michael. That'd be cool. He blow it blows up your wedding. Yeah, who would be my best man? It'd be Gene, um McConaby the ring bearer. Probably my sponsor. Yeah, you'd have to have him. Yeah yeah, get him.

But br also bring Danny up, my old smaller. You have to bring Danny. Yeah. It'd be crazy the bachelor party is just us watching him play video games for seven hours at night. We just sit in a hotel room. We get a really nice hotel suite. Where do I do it though? Your wedding? Yeah. I know. That be people can afford to go to.

Uh exotic affordable is tough. It is? It's usually not affordable if it's exotic. But to go to like an island, like you know what I mean? Like like Topango. Right. Right. Topango from Boy Meets World. Well, we'd have to pay for it. I'm not paying for top I mean good you gotta pay for it yourself. You know how much the wedding's gonna cost? I you know where you should do your wedding? Where? So Soul in my heart. In your heart? Is that what you mean? Oh Korea. Yes. You thought I meant your soul?

Ha ha ha. Actually, you know what? In my heart. That's beautiful. You would I know for a fact you would have a wedding in Hawaii, one hundred percent. I think Hawaii. There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah, there's no doubt. Yeah, yeah. He would have an involved. It's easy. People can get there. West Coast for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But you don't you wouldn't who would you know on the East Coast that you would invite anyway? Do you have any friends that live east? I would invite a tell.

He would never go. I know he wouldn't. In a million years. Yeah. I would invite they wouldn't come. Comics you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of com yeah. The East Coast comics. Like Di Stefano? He would go a hundred percent. Giannis? Giannis Papas. Yeah. One of the best. Giannis for sure. He'd show up. Giannis. Greek freak. Chris. Let's see, Austin guy.

Adam Eagett. Would you invite Rogan? I would but he wouldn't come. I bet you he would. If he got invited, I guarantee you he'd come. Adam Eagott? I love Egret. Yeah. He would go. He would go. Um who else? From Austin. Shane, you'd invite Shane? He wouldn't come. Yeah, why why do you wouldn't he? But I wouldn't invite him. Why wouldn't he come? If he's too busy? Yeah. Tom and Bert. Yeah, Tom and Bert. Which one first though?

Don't put me in this situation. Don't put me in this situation. That was a good one. You almost twice? Huh? They w I would send it out exactly at the same time. Yeah, yeah. And no girls? Oh yeah yeah. These are all guys. Yeah, I would invite Esther. Andrea Jinn. Andrea Jinn, Kalila. Yeah. Um I would invite um Kalila should do the wedding. She should do the uh Yeah. What is that? Be the pastor? Pastor. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Or the ceremonial person. Probably cat bird?

So new to you. Yeah, but she's pretty close, so yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh I took her and Joey Saron down to uh San Diego. Fantastic. Yeah. They both did great. He did great too. Do you know that kid? Yeah, Joey's great. Very funny. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they both did great. Yeah. Shout out to those guys. Comedy store is is on the move. Got a lot of young talent down there.

Oh in Hollywood? The comedy storms. Yeah. The door guys or a lot of door guys. Some great ones. I think it's fun that the girls call themselves door guys. Yeah. I'm a they go they introduce they'll go, Hi, I'm a door guy at the comedy store. Yeah. It's like a fun little title I never had. I wish I did. Can I tell you what happened the other day at the store? Uh huh. And it's it's crazy. Yeah, yeah I can't I can't ring ring I can't explain what happened through cave.

Comedy cave. We should start a comedy comedy cave and you gotta do that up there. So I'm I'm at the comedy store and there's a door guy there I've never talked to in my life. And he comes up to me and he goes, Um, can I talk to you? They go Yeah, sure. I don't know his name. You don't know who this person is I've seen him around. He seems very nice. Sure.

And he goes, Hey, if you want to ever get together and talk about Jesus Christ Shut up. Shut up. Who said that? I swear to God it happened. You don't know who it is though? I do know. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And I go, What? That's I'm right. And he goes, Yeah, I mean if you y you want to get together and talk about the Lord, you know, I mean, I I would r really like that, you know? Sounds nice. Yeah, and I go

Okay. You don't want to do it? And I am I came this close to calling Peter Shore and getting him fucking No. I don't know. It it felt um intrusive. Yeah. Because if you don't have a r like a relationship with somebody and that's your opener

That's your opener. Like we've never talked about anything. Yeah, but maybe that means a lot to him and he will mean a lot to him, so these two things can combine. So what you're saying to me is I should I should take him up on the head. Give it a chance. Yeah. Let Jesus into your heart. Into your soul, South Korea. Let Jesus into your soul, South Korea. All right, so you're at the comedy store. Yeah. I'm a new door guy. Yeah.

I d I I don't know you at all. Yeah. Santino. Get the fuck away from me. No, no. No. Santino. Hey, what's up, brother? I'm Bobby Mom. Oh yeah, what's up, man? Yeah, it's fun, right? Good stuff. Yeah, thanks, man. I love it. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Do you have my keys for the car? Yeah, I do, but can I talk to you about something first? Oh what's up? Yeah. Um do you know Allah? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm d I'm a Christian, so I don't

Well I'd love to tell As a Muslim I'd love to tell you I'd go this way though. Oh yeah Diversion Smart. Yeah. Do you know Buddha? Yeah, I know Buddha. Yeah. I don't Christian. Oh. You want to talk about the Lord? Jesus. Yeah. Love to. Yeah. Tomorrow? Today. Like tomorrow, like you wanna have lunch? No, I'd like to do it right now. Let me stay. I'm gonna stay. Come on, get in my car real fast.

And you would you would Take your shirt off. Get in my car. Let's talk about Jesus. You would I there's no way you would allow that to happen. I would if he was interesting enough. If he if the dude was interesting enough, I'd chat with him. Do you guys believe that he would do that? Be real. No way. No, there's no way, dude. Running out of this. There's no way. Fuck you guys, dude. What are you trying to fucking put out there?

That you're an everyday man? I would would. I'm not gonna talk to a door guy? What are you talking about? Of course I will. I talk to the door guys all the time. Unless it th unless the door guy's name is Taylor Swift, you would do it. Yeah, yeah. If Taylor at yeah, you would do it. No, I would talk I talk to door guys all the time. If someone said I want to talk to you about Jesus, I said, What do you want to talk about?

I would talk to him? What do you mean? What are you talking about? If he said that I'd go, what are you talking about? You're the most intimidating guy at the store. How that's not fucking true. Yeah, people go they tremble. That is you're making a bullshit. Yeah, because remember that one time lip right? No, but the store guys that I'm nice to all those guys. Ask any store guy. Ask any door kid. I'm nice to all of them.

There's not one of them that I'm that's like nah he's mean. Yeah. Um I'm exc I will say I am excited for the GOAT movie. So please this will be out. So please go watch GOAT. It premieres out in theaters uh uh February Thirteenth? Is that right? Yep. I think that's the date. February thirteenth, all over the United States of America, and it's gonna be all over the world. So if you're in China

Please go see GOAT. Yeah. They got into China. That's a big deal. Yeah. Because right, they don't let anybody go over there now. Well, let's hope and let's hope that you like our our performance. We're in it a lot. We're in it a good amount. I'm also listed on the IMDB. I'm listed as you. I think it says Andrew Santino plays Bobby.

Am I even listed at all? You are, but it you says yours has your character. Oh. I don't know why for some reason. Bobby Lee plays voice. Andrew Santino voice. Oh, they must have fixed it, because it originally said Bobby. Uh Jennifer Hudson Jelly Roll. Hey, look at the people that are in there, huh? Wow. Aisha Curry. Go up top though to the those the other ones at the Nick Kroll, Gabriel Union, Caleb McLaughlin plays Will, David Harbour.

Steven uh oh Jennifer Lewis, Patton Oswald, and Steph Curry. Wow. So cool. It's a pretty cool combo. It'll be fun. Well, please go see it. Go check it out. Thank you for being a bad friend.