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start the show. And then, I just, and then, do you know that Delaney has a prison tattoo on her finger? What? Delaney, you want the prison? She's the prison tattoo on her finger. Let me see. What does it say? No, it's just, it's a stick in poke. A stick in poke. Yeah, that's what Bobby calls his sex life. Stick in poke. Because every girl, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Asian haba shopapinas. Let's not go into the negative. Let's go into

positive. Did something happen though? I can't, yeah, no, nothing, well, I have to go to Winnipeg. I'm thinking about about that. We want to worry for Thom's thing. One show at Thom, yeah, Winnipeg. Do you know where that is on the map? It's probably, I'm not making funny because I don't know. I assume Winnipeg is more East Canada. I think it's middle. Maybe middle. I have no idea. Yeah. I genuinely don't. Edmonton. Edmonton Edmonton's

more left. It's it's it's it. Alberta's where let's zoom out Carlos. That's pretty central. Kind of yeah. Oh, that is dead center. Dead center. Wow. It's right above Minnesota. One. Oh my god. I'm deriding. I gotta I gotta fly all that way. How long is it you think? Four and a half four. Okay. Because you got to go north. You got to go up and over, you know? Yeah, but it's also like the 330. I hate the border crossing thing. Yeah,

you got to give him paperwork. Right. And one time I was doing a movie and it was years ago and I had to wait there for hours in like a little lab room in the Canadian border. In secured. No, I can't even speak to it. I'm so tired. Security room. That's a lab room. Why would say it? Let me tell you sometime, by the way. Congratulations. I've been watching the worst roommate show. Like I said, wow. Are you being real? Yeah. The second

season. I'm I'm I'm cruising through it. I love it so much. But the amount of murder. Hmm. Too much. The woman that filmed her own that recorded her own death. Wow. Wow. Why was he's out? She turned on a recorder and she's like, what are you going to beat this shit out of me? And he did. She asked him and he did it. And then you they have it on tape. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. I didn't see the first season. Oh, really? I did only

some of the second season. Oh my god. It's so good. I was going to go back to the first season. I do that with movies too. Do you have roommates Delaney? Yeah, I do. How many? Um, five. Jesus Christ. You have your own room. Wait a minute. Do you live at home? Are you talking about your parents? No. Wait. You have your room. Yeah. Cause we have a house starting junior year. You move off campus. Oh, fancy. I moved off campus. Wait a minute. How old are

you? 21. You're a senior now? Yeah. I get my electrical slots where I can plug in my iPhone. Oh, you know, and my roommate, Samuel, she gets the second one underneath that with her iPod. Ooh. Delaney five people. Yeah. How much is rent with five sneak in there? These guys don't need attention. Um, it's like 2000. For you? You pay $2,000 to live for four other people. Where are you living? Calisades? Are you living in Beverly Hills? No, New Orleans.

Wait a minute. You don't live in LA? Only like my parents are you? You're in North from Orange County. No, I'm from the policy. Um, what are you getting so angry for? I don't know. I'm going to time out. $2,000 per person. So it's a $10,000 a month house year rent. It's like, you can get a nice place for that in New Orleans. Is that right, though? So it's 10 grand a month in New Orleans. So all of you are paying $2,000. Yeah. You don't even know

what everybody pays. Well, because I'm not asking like my other roommates. You don't ask each other. That does not a point of some of them. I don't know that one. Oh, so you live in a home with people you might not know. Yeah, you're perfect for this TV show. Yeah, you're too. I don't think so she's too fancy for me. I'm just gonna end up in the news 100%. Remember, remember that girl Delaney? We used to work with. Oh, right. Dude. Yeah, the weird one. They found her foot in Florida.

They found her head in New Orleans. Yeah, they found her ankle and Tucson. Tucson, Arizona. Tucson. Yeah. Yeah. They still haven't found her butthole. No. Yeah. Yeah. What do they do with? Yeah. Yeah. I think they shot it in. That's a cool killer. No. No, just hear me out. I know. I'm just saying, right? A killer with a necklace with all these little rings. Do you think? Little butthole rings. Yeah. Yeah. But they're dry. You know what I mean? What is that? Is that pukachels? No, man. You

know. You get fruit loops. Oh, that's good. Yeah. You take fruit loops. You put them in the water. They let it dry in the sun. Right. And then it just has this like a rubbery like anal. Oh, you're gonna be feeling like rubber anal kind of smells. Yeah. Yeah. You like calamari. I love it. This is calamari. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. What is this? An ear necklace? Yeah. From from Vietnam. American soldier in South Vietnam possesses the the zoom in the strip bodies of dead vehicle.

Oh, my God. So he was going to put him on a necklace. Bro. That's hard core. Imagine pool as hell, Carlos. Do it. Imagine. Imagine. Imagine. I was in the war. Imagine. I was in the war, right? And you know, I'm looking at you. I go, Hey, man. Nice necklace. Thanks. Look. Oh, this. No. No, this fuck you. No, no, these are. Wait a minute. Fuck you. No. Imagine. What if they didn't kill them, right? They just took of the ears.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if they got both of your ears? You come up to me? Yeah. Hey. You have something in mind? What do you understand? Can you pronounce? You have something of bad. You have something of Oh, what is it? Oh, my bad. That's you. Oh, hello. That's hilarious. That's insane. Cut off someone's ear and then wear it is crazy. That's crazy. But also, yeah, now, craziest work. Craziest war in the world, dude. I mean,

look at there's so many of them. You know, I can't. There was a trend. Those are the biggest ears I've ever seen either. It's like me. I've huge. Yeah. I have little ears. You know, the Vietnam one, though. Yeah. Ho Chi Minh. What a guy. What a trail. It makes trails so deep. And you know, those, but did you know that Ho Chi Minh? A little fun fact. Give me. Before he was watching, that's not a fun fact. That's a fact. Pretty fun to me. Before he was,

you know, the guy, right? He went out like he was like a baker in France for a year. I'm not kidding. No way. Then he went to New York and then was like, he worked on film. Like went to a film company, worked on. Ho Chi Minh was like an artist. No, he's a world traveler, which is going around the world. Probably fucking white chicks and stuff. And he has to do that. Can I say that or no? Okay. And he probably has to do this because you need small. Tiny man. And those are her

shoulders. Right. So anyway, Ho Chi Minh was like a world renowned, you know, you know, a, you know, a worldly man, a cultural, worldly man. And they saw what was going on in his country. And he came back. He was like, that's it. That's it. That's it. I love making croissant. You know, man, I love this feeling we're doing about, you know, this film, what of life film? Like the photographer? What would have been if he actually became a director instead

of going back home? Oh my God. Like imagine if you made really good film. I'm trying to go see long likes tonight. Oh, it's gonna make it. It's got you like it. Everyone says it's phenomenal. Do you see it? And scary, right? I have my different opinion. Creepy? Not a different opinion. All right. You don't like it. What? It is. It's very creepy. The tone of the movie is very creepy. It, I mean, to do the whole move, you know, it gave me hereditary vibes in terms of like,

they got the tone right. But then there are times where I'm like, that doesn't make any sense. Or what is that? And what's going on? What is going on with the little orb? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. I don't because I'm going to go see it. Yeah. But if I say doll orb, you're not going to know what that is. Oh, I see it in my head. Well, you know what doll orb is? Well, I'm just obsessed right now with the afterlife because I watched this guy on TikTok.

I don't even know if I sent it to you. There's a guy on TikTok who goes to Graveyard. He cleans the grave. And as he cleans them, he has one of those machines that picks up electromagnetic vibes. And then it says words through the voice box. And I'm not when I stood. Okay. He'll go. He'll go. He'll go. He'll go. He'll go. He'll go. He'll go. He'll go. He'll go. Thank you. And he's like, I'm cleaning your grave, Charlie. How did you die? No, it'll go stab.

He's dead. There's no way to it. He does it. He lives his spirit there. Play it. Play it for him. Oh, my name's Barry. I'm sorry. Stop. If I heard that, I would just go to the car. I know. Wow. Dude, you think those are demons and stuff? There's gotta be. I mean, look, people that haven't passed over, right? Isn't that the theory? Yeah. Stop. I already know what it is. There's a little person behind that grave. They're like, what the? I mean, how do you know that

it's the grave thing? I don't understand. There's a machine that does it. He said there's a box. There's a spirit box and spirits can electromegnetically communicate through the box. And it's filled with like thousands and thousands of words. And it electromegnetically picks the word and it comes out. So it'll be like death, striking. I see. I see anything. Mom, right, right. Bob. Yeah.

And Lee. Yeah. That's it. We should buy one a ghost box. And it record. But what if there's some words in there that I'm a spirit and I want to say it and it's not in the fucking box? It gets as close as it can. Like, which ones are you trying to say? Megatron. One. Would that be in it? I bet. You know what I mean? Voldemort. It's loaded. Voldemort for sure is in a spirit. I don't think Voldemort's in the spirit. Analogues. That's in there. Oh,

you know, it'll be the death of it. Yeah. Yeah. Ballon chain. But can I put, you said you need DSM, BDSM. Yeah. When you put that against a grave stone. Yeah. He just does a thing. And then as he walks through, let's get one. Let's go to Hollywood cemetery. Done. And let's experiment with this stuff, man. Absolutely. We can go to like a Humphie Borgher. Is it? Who's buried over there? Humphie Bogart? Isn't Monroe? Isn't Marilyn Monroe? We got to go to Manor Marilyn Monroe's thing.

At Forest Lawn. We got to go to the forest Lawn. We're all there, right? Yeah. Like May, West. All these. Yeah. They're there. Paul Newman, right? There's all those. Oh, I love your pizza. Paul, he'll say thank you. Will they do that? Yeah. Oh, wow. Paul, you make the best pizza sauce. Yeah. Thank you. Wow. Have you seen my work? No. I love your pasta sauce. I can't name a movie. Yeah. But wow. And I have to say out of all the Hollywood male stars bet from back in the day,

he's probably the best looking. Humphie Bogart or Paul Newman. Yeah. Not even close. Brown. He killed it back then. He was so handsome. Dude, so handsome. Dude, if I looked like that now, I would do it right now, dude. But there's two kinds of Hollywood. What? There's a Paul Newman or there's a Steve McQueen. Yeah. So Steve McQueen is our generations probably like either Charlie Hunham or or what's his name? Tom Hardy. Yeah.

And Paul Newman is like Austin Butler. Oh, I was going to say Gosling. Gosling, I think Austin Butler. Austin, you're right. You're right. But you're right. But but I think Gosling is hotter. But Gosling's so hot. He's the hottest guy in Hollywood. Delaney, you like that guy? You like Rai Gos? Not really. Whoa. Give me a star that you like. Jake Chowell and Hall's my favorite. Yeah. He's a mega babe. And he's Jack. He's Jacked.

I saw him one night at a bar on Fairfax. And I didn't realize how big he is. Yeah. Not that tall. He's fucking huge. His arms were massive. Yeah. Jilly. You know, he has a joke with me. Hmm. Because I met him one time. I swear to God. So my friend, Gene. Yeah. All right. Yeah. And so Gene goes, you can come to the dinner. I can come because finally I can come. Where was it? Damien. Oh, right. So I come to the dinner. And when you're at a dinner like that,

everyone's like either a showrunner or like a huge person. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm there. Like you get to read the pockets. Uh-huh. Do you know what I mean? No word to keep slipping. Exactly. No word to slip in. Yeah. Exactly. Right. And I didn't slip in anywhere. I found no pockets. You know, I was just eating and we go. You know what I mean? Like that kind of thing. No words to Jilly. I don't think so. He was so

funny. And then I got so nervous. I was like, okay, I'll see you guys later. I left. Right? Who is this? Who's this girl? She posted a pictures of the day she wanted to wear for her trip to Auschwitz. Let me get this right. This young lady went to Auschwitz. And she did like a get ready with me. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'd like to see what she wore. That's what she wore. It looks great. Yeah. So people on the dinner are mad because she said, get ready with me to go

to Auschwitz. Yeah. Is she Jewish? Push, push, push, push, push, push. She don't look Jewish. But the spirits at Auschwitz probably look at her like, look at that fat fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, was that a pig? Oh, and quink. Yeah. I mean, the spirits didn't like her. Didn't like her. Yeah. No, they probably, but she they did. She's very pretty. Yeah. What she's a bachelor contestant Anna Redmond. Yeah. I mean, if like, I imagine the spirits, the spirits, you'd have to like, what?

If you had the little machine, they would probably say hot. I said, yeah, it's like, it's not good. Not today. Hot, hot, if they have that little limit, I can't. Hot, it's not even good. Sometimes you don't have to swing. You know, I mean, sometimes they let the ball pass. They let the ball pass. All right. Let the ball pass a couple times. You know, I mean, don't go hot, hot, you know, I mean, that's what you did. Let's try it again. Let's try it again, dude. So this girl, this girl,

she did a get ready with me to go to Auschwitz. And this is her outfit she wore. Yeah, it's just a black dress and sneakers. Now, is that disrespectful? What is the appropriate thing to wear to Auschwitz? I gotta say it's probably that, but probably not. Well, we have a resident Jewish kid here. Nick, what's the appropriate thing to wear to Auschwitz? Understated, solemn, something drab and quiet, not loud. Imagine doing get ready with me to only go to tragic sites. Get ready with me to go

to Hiroshima. Yeah. Get ready with me. Get ready with me to go to Chernobyl. Today, we're going to be visiting one of the most tragic, weird, fucked up sites you've ever seen. Yeah. Get ready with me. Now, I'm doing a blush that's very like blow you away blush. Get ready with me to go to Ed Geens house. We're in Wisconsin. We're at the farmhouse, okay? And this is the lamp. So this lamp, this lamp is made out of human skin. Right. And I know we're in Gucci right now. And, oh my god.

And this kind of looks like skin. I mean, that's I think what Prada was trying to say. So that's why we're here. Yeah. Get ready with me to go to Epstein's Island. What's up? I'm here. It's desolate and quiet. Yeah. Seems like all the kids are asleep. I mean, how it is funny. Look, I'm sure she didn't do it disrespectfully. She just planned to go to Auschwitz for the day, which millions of people do. And she was like, here's what I wear. Isn't this what she does on

the internet? She shows people her day. Yeah. She posted this as a part of her schedule. Auschwitz in the AM. Well, yeah, you got it on morning. You have an Auschwitz at night. That's fuck. Well, if you were a daughter and that's what she was a social media person and you're in the house and your carving wood. I don't know what men do. Carving wood. I'm just making a canoe. Yeah, you're making a canoe, right? Right. And she's causing get ready with me. Get ready with me.

And let me oh my god. Oh my god. Look at that. Look at that. Would you snap? No. No, because she's probably I bet she's making a good living. You wouldn't snap Nick. Yeah, I would go crazy. That's the funny spot. The best packing hack for going to Auschwitz. No. Make sure you pack food. There is not a snack bar. Yeah. Wow. Visiting tragic locations and doing a get ready with me for them is very funny to me. Rocket money. Hey, do you find any subscriptions Andrew? You forgot

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bay? Did he reprimand that's what but why was I nervous? Do you know why I was nervous? Because you were talking shit. I don't talking shit. Well Bay heard you talking that shit. Okay, I was talking shit. Okay, so for years I talked about this IBM commercial. Now I've been with Pepsi commercial. Yeah, it goes here's the light. You know, I mean, it's in the light put your face in the light and you told it on roads. The biggest pot yes, plastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't

really want anybody know this story. I'll go on Rogan and tell it. Yeah, yeah, so millions and millions of people Sunday, I met the comedy store. I have his name on the list. I'm up at like 845. It's good spot. It's very good spot. Yeah. And ask anyone that's working that I told us these guys this. He's not there. I'm literally getting brought up. And he's not there. I'm like, you know how you go. He's coming. Yeah, he's coming here. Right. And as I'm getting called up,

somebody at the lot goes the bay Michael Bay. It's like the whole thing like sirens go off. The bay has ascended. Right. So they obviously let them park there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I just yell like, Oh, just don't, you know, I mean, the back, bring them in the back, set them right. And then I'm literally walking the stage. While I'm on stage, he's walking in with his entourage. So cool. Yeah. And you know, you're mind your own. It's so it was like 80 people, you know,

how sometimes it may in room. No, or okay. Now that oh, or sometimes light on a Sunday. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, yeah. But you know, you still did good. You did good. I survived. You did good. Thank you, daddy. I love you. Okay, Kettles. And then what happened? I just know. I know. I end as I'm walking off stage, he gets up to meet me in the back. So that we get in the hallway. And he goes, Hey, man, I go, yeah.

Yeah. You know, I mean, you know, I don't even know what I'm saying. But you know, we worked, I go, yeah, we were in the Pepsi. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I go, let's go in the back and talk about it. All right. You drag him to take up, drag him to zeros higher ground. You get to be on that, that's your territory. Thank you. Vulnerable in the hallway in the back. In the back. This is my, you regain power. It's my dad. Yeah, that's your dad. Yeah. So you sit the bay down.

So funny, Nick. Okay. I sit the bay down and now I'm like, how do I, you know what I mean? I got a figure. So immediately like a coward, I go, well, you know, some doesn't podcast. No, that's what I do. You know, some doesn't podcast. You know, like I experience the story. And then when I say it's like, you know, I have to make an editor candid for the people, whatever, whatever, create conflict. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you talk?

What? And I go, yeah. And he goes, no, Mike, you know, just the girl I'm saying, right, is she, she said that you mentioned it, but I never heard it. Is do you think he had to have heard it? No, really? No, because it turned out she is a, she is the fan. Oh, so she's a, she's a Bobby Lee fan. She said, I think Bobby Lee talked about you in a podcast. Yes. Right. Then we just start talking for like 45 minutes. And it was great. Howly would stuff. He was super not. I couldn't believe how like

reachable he was. You know, and is that right? Robert? I mean reachable. Relatable. Relatable. Relatable. Relatable. Yeah, reachable. What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, you did reach him. I did reach him. No, and he was like so like super open and nice. And we talked about a variety of things and did it end well. Yeah, really good. Was it like, hey, like, you know, he was just kind of like,

you know, I mean, I really want to do something with you or something like that. Like a little bay movie. Huh? I don't know. Little bay movies. Things like that are sad. And I just take it, you know, I mean, with whatever it is. Right. You know, I talk it up. It's sometimes they forget, but my point is, it won't forget. It was a positive thing. And they apparently hung out there all night. And like

Jason Collins and some comics were like, he's still here. We're hanging out. He's so cool. You know, I mean, so he watched more shows. Yeah, he stayed there. I loved and the huge, it stayed there all night. Everyone's saying that he was the nicest. He's such a nice guy. And it was a fun night. Yeah, I want to be like you. When I know you are because guys like the bay, you actually go golfing with and go to like Oregon and some of these men's like, I don't know, these deep states,

these men's a deep state like private fucking mansion parties. I'm sure you go in there too. You mean Q and on? Yeah. Yeah. We go to Q. Yeah. Yeah. But there's something going on with you. I'm not I'm not in the party. I'm adjacent. It's funny. It's funny the way that he can say this and the internet will be like, what is going on, man? What are your parties? Is he get to go to none? I said at my house all day. He does. He sits around all day. No, I actually do shit all

fucking day. He does. I do shit all day. You know, today I washed my car. And it's my favorite thing in the world to hand wash my car. And I went to a little shop in Burbank and I bought all my little supplies. And it was really nice because the girl didn't know me, which is always nice. And she spoke to me like a car guy. And it was like it. I like that. Like I'm a nobody because I am a nobody. But it was nice. She didn't like. It's what you're like a car guy.

Like you're a pet boy. What the hell? We were talking cars. We talked we talked about stuff we like. We talked about certain waxes and soaps that we prefer. Can you improvise that stuff or not? Even if you don't know. If you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I think I can do it. Okay. Let's try it. Oh, have you ever tried this Carnubu wax? Oh, yeah. Well, the Carnubu Carnubu. Carnubu? Well, that's what it was recently called in 1972.

Right? Carnubu Rax. No, Carnubu. Yeah, but they used to call it Carnubu. Carnubu? Yeah, wax. Like nobu owned it. Yeah, exactly. Carnubu. Yeah, in 1972. It's sushi off of Hudova. I don't know why you're doing Asian accents. So I'm just here at the car car. Man, sorry about that. It's a little odd. I see you and I think I don't know. But when you do, good rooma, beepa, beepa. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll get I'm so sorry. You know, I'm going to leave. No, no, no, I'm

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. Am I the customer? Yeah, you're the we work there. I work here. Yeah. Holy fuck. I'm fire. Yeah. Oh, how offensive. I mean, I wonder if you did that. Would they would leave, right? 100%. And that's there from Japan. Then they'd love it. I don't know. They might not know what was going on. Excuse me. You have a Carnubu wax. Yeah, we yeah, we have it up there. But it's on the top shelf and it's a

pretty expensive. Are you from Tokyo too? Maybe they would do that. Oh, I remember you. What's three? Mitsubishi Avenue. I think Bumsai. Bumsai way. Oh, next to the McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, it's a good McDonald. Yeah, wow. No, I talked car stuff and it just felt nice to be like a human with someone instead of. But I'm gonna ask you about the wax. Yeah, what about you? Shit. Oh, I love it. I know, but what I've never had wax on my car. I know I can sell it. Yeah, yeah, I'm waxless.

Your waxless. And people seem to like it still. Who likes your car? People go, no, it's right. Except when they see the other. It's a piece of shit. It's smashed to shit. I know, you're right. But I like what does the wax do, my friend? It protects the, it protects the paint. It protects the. Who doesn't get skin cancer? What are you talking about? Yeah, the SPF 35 is on there. It's in the sun all day. That's four. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So it keeps it shiny and fresh and

glossy and more than anything. If you watched Karate Kid, you would learn wax on wax off. It's more about patients. It's more about life lessons. It's deeper than just getting dirt off a car. It's about connecting to these roots of like I purchased a thing. I want to take care of it. I want it to look nice. It's work. You sweat. It feels good. You get meticulous. It shows, it shows a lot of different things in life. So Mr. Miyagi was teaching him. I love that scene.

Do you remember? It probably doesn't make any sense, but what do you mean it makes perfect sense? Also, he's waxing cars. He's painting fences. And then one day, you know, Mr. Miyagi does that. He does this like if he's painting. I've never made any sense. It taught him patience and time. Oh, that's okay. And he had to do his chores. Someone had to do all that shit. But what a cool scene. I mean, one of the best movies of all time. I think so. Daniel's son. That's right. Daniel's son.

It's a metaphor. Wow. Daniel's son. That was a great movie. Phenomenal. I love that movie. I mean, honestly, I could watch it right now. Can we put it on? No, no. Yeah. Can we throw it on? Please. But I dreamed about going to do crane kicks at the beach standing on one of those old wooden things. I thought about that all the time. Yeah, but here's

the thing. There's things that you like. Like you have little things like, you know, you go, you can go to a golf store and look at the little like, you know, the little, what am I looking at? I'll tell you what you're looking at. You're looking at the little jackets that go over the like little, you know, I mean, this part, the little jackets. What you know, like, you know, how, like the one next to the entrance. Yeah, right there. I called those little jackets. Oh, a little club jacket.

Yeah, a little club jacket. There's a little club jacket. Yeah, yeah. And I'm going to call that from now on. Okay, good. I go, can you get my club jacket, please? And then you probably look at like, you won't believe what that's called. What head cover? Oh, head cover. I didn't know. No, I know. It's not something that I am not interested in. Right. But you have other things, I interest like cars like that kind of stuff. Yeah, you can walk into it like a pet boys.

Yeah, walking to a pet boys. Yeah, yeah, and look and go, oh, look at the club collaborator. This goes really well with the rotation. Rotation. Right. Yeah, yeah. Rotator cuffs. Yeah. And the oil petroleum oil is very good with these rotation clubs. You know, petroleum jelly. You put petroleum jelly all over it. And X on has the best kind. I don't know what they do. My point is is that and you're with watches too. Yeah. Oh, German made or whatever you say, you know, I mean, put it

side. I literally have none of that. Yeah, we like different things. No, I don't have any interest. I can't go into any store and go, oh, look. You know, look at what? Yeah, Chinese stars. You like this one was emandering. You close. You like choose sex shops, sex stores. I mean, this is all true. You have the same meticulous love. It's just our loves are different. Oh, I think it's different shoes though. No, there's not a, I don't, I guess you're right.

I'm like that with smells. Fragrant. I've never been to my house. Yeah. Have I ever smelt all over my fucking house. Yeah, it's a for love fragrant house. Yeah, yeah. I have, I'm not kidding you. I probably have 450 clones of various kinds. Yeah, that's yeah, that's, that's. And then I also have

oils for the little rocks I have. You know, I guess I do have little things. You have little trinkets and you would do it and you would go to a little trinket smell store and you'd want to smell everything. I want to be a man is what I'm saying. I don't have man things. Yeah, you do. Can't tell me one. You have, um, animals, cats, you have dogs. Right. Yeah. I'm also talking about it. Okay, there's a lot. You're manly though. You think so? I dry rate good.

Show me. Show me. What do you mean? Let me see your dry rate, bud. You can put that in there. Yeah, you can your, yeah, your, your, your, your humplet, your hump skills. So what tell me you know much a long legs tonight. I'm gonna go see long legs tonight. Yeah, you're gonna like it. It's pretty cool. But I'm gonna go alone. Oh, that's good because I want to be scared. Yeah, yeah. And you can't, you can't do that when you're with somebody. Yeah, he's probably, I mean, what a career.

Nick it the best. Yeah, because there was a while where he wasn't, he did all those small movies because Hollywood probably pushed him out. Why did it? Why he didn't get in trouble or something? He did that one room in the Christian movie was one of the worst movies ever. What was it called left? Left behind left behind one of the worst movies ever made. I don't remember that. Yeah, he phoned every scene in.

It was one of the worst movies. You got to watch this. Well, there is. I'm so bad. Yeah, he's phoning it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's really one scene where he has his captains head over his face. You can't even see his face. He's just saying his lines. You know what I mean? He hated it. But they probably paid him a lot. Think about how hard that is. What? Go back to the poster. And you see all those people in it.

Like this could be the break of their lifetime. And he's and he's just like fuck it. Yeah. Chad Michael Murray, Cassie Thompson, Nikki Wheeling, Jordan Sparks. Yeah. I got to be love Jordan Sparks. I don't know who those people are. I'm my stupid. Chad Michael Murray is famous. What I'm stupid. I don't. Jordan Sparks was a pop singer, right? Oh, wow. Oh, I know him. Yeah. Yeah. I know him personally.

She do. Yeah. No, seriously, we have lunch on Wednesdays. I know we have lunch every Wednesdays. That's the way. Yes. Jimmy and CMM. That's what I call him. I didn't know that was his real name. Wow. He's a good guy. I never met him. But I bet he's rad. I mean, think about that. Maybe maybe Chad was like, fuck this film. It's going to be awesome.

And then the guy that stars in your movie is like, fuck this and bales. That would bump you break your soul. Yeah. I mean, I think they were also going. Oh, they didn't like it. I don't think so. Oh, terrible. It's you have to watch. It's one of the worst movies ever made. It's about what he's a pilot and a plane disappears. And it's no, this is what it is. It's a Christian. So a Christian production company made it. You got me. So basically the rapture. All right.

Right. So like one day, just people just kind of disappear and then the clothes is falling to the ground. Whoa. And it's like six dudes left going, oh, fuck. We're oh, no, we didn't believe in God. Where do we do? Right? And he's not ready. I know, dude. Number one, I would go to the pharmacist. Yeah. Right. Unless the pharmacist alive. No, they're gone. Oh, good. He's having right. He's in heaven. So fuck, I would go, you know, like drugstore cowboy.

I would, that's what my one of fantasy is. Delauded. You know what I mean? I would just go try to find the all the shit, right? Get all the go. And then you know what I would do. Do I fantasy about this? I fantasize about this all the time. Dude, I can't wait, right? Then I'm going to go to San Marcos. Why? San Marcos, California. Do you know why? Why? That's with the real doll factory. Yes.

Right. So I go to the pharmacist, right? Probably nine pharmacists get all the drug. I'll relapse. I don't give a fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm so excited. So I'll relapse. Right. So then I'm going to get cars probably still work. Yeah, cars work. Everything works until it stops working. Yeah. Yeah. But you can't get them fixed. That's right. But you assume that for the next 20 years, you'll be fine cars. You'll be fine. You just keep getting in the car.

Get switched cars. Yeah. Go to San Marcos, right? And I would go to, I don't know how, but they have a pre belt. You know what I mean? I get 20 of them. No, you think? I think you would just go in and use it when you're done. You'd leave. No, because I don't want to live in San Marcos. I think where do you want to live? Everyone's gone. I would, I would go to back to Malibu or something like a nice beach property. Okay. Then get yourself an 18-wheeler truck and load that

pitch up with sex doll toys and bring it up to a house in Malibu. Yeah. Yeah. Bring it to Spielberg's house and pack that thing with real dolls. Yeah. I would love to have sex with a real doll on Delauded, right? With a fucking almost dot poster. That's like fantasy. I'm, I'm asking now, right? So, um, and you're talking to her. You're like, you know, I directed that movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She is all over her face. Yeah. So I have all these fantasies, what I would do.

The real doll factories where you'd go. I'm trying to genuinely think if that happened. And a bookstore, probably. A bookstore? Yeah, because I, because I, I need to be doing something. And so I'll be like, I'm gonna read. You're not. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. You don't read now. What's the difference? I would learn to read. I'll be so bored. You can just fuck a real doll all day long on Delauded. Try me. Yeah. Yeah. Eventually you're like, oh, Hemingway. Yeah. Sun also rises.

I don't even know what I would do. I can't even imagine what I would do. If like, so how many people are gone of the population? It's like almost everybody. Only a few people. No, half the population is gone. Oh, well, that's a lot of people still left. I have scenarios in my brain when I go to bed. I think of these things. What? Imagine if there's only 50 people on planet earth. You're never gonna run

into anybody. So what would you do? You're never gonna. So you're alone, basically. This is the scenario. Yeah. What would you do? The first thing I would do. Yeah. You can't kill yourself. Boring. Boring. Yeah. Don't kill yourself. No, you want, well, you stay alive. Yeah. But you're never gonna see anybody again. So you're the last person on earth. Basically, yeah. You don't know that they're there. The 50. So you're never gonna see them.

But what if what if you run into one of them? Yeah, yeah. It's the most annoying guy. Right. Who would be the annoying, you think? To have on earth. Yeah. It's not gonna also be because it's like it's just 50 people like a teacher from high school. That's still around. Right. And there's probably half of them are women, right? Probably. And then probably seven of them. That'd be great if it was 49 dudes and one check and you got to go find her. Oh, wow. The hunt.

I know. So what would you do? 50 people. All right. The first thing you do. The first thing I do. Boom. Everyone's gone. Clothes drop. Boom. What do I do? At first, you would go, what's going all that? What's going on? Panic. Panic. Sheer panic. So after a week, you find out, you know, I mean that there's no one around. Then what do you do? I go to go to downtown LA. Go to Skid Row because the bodies are gone, but the drugs are still there, right? Right? You know,

they leave all the belongings. Where are all I mean, there are other drugs, other places. Where are they? Seabious. No, no. I'm talking about H. I'm riding the horse. I want to hair one. So I'm going downtown. You know, I'm going to a safe needle drop spot. Yeah, yeah. And I'm grabbing those needs. Jammin' in my arm and also downtown. There's a Lamborghini dealership and I'm grabbing one of those things and I'm on the horses. I'm flying through LA. I'm that stuff. I'm driving right to the

sunset. On the 10. Yeah, dude. Just horse out of my mind. Yeah, yeah. Whoa, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You'd go in as fast as I can, just slam an initiate and then as soon as I get to the beach, we're watching him meet the water, right off of the pier into the ocean. No. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. And then I'm jerk it off. Yeah. Wow. 100%. But what here's the horror? What if you can't die? Oh, shit. Like Groundhog. Yeah, like Groundhog. You can't die. Well, then you find a new fun thing to do

every single day. Right. I would jump. Well, the couple of times you want to jump off of something. You want to know what that feels like. Yeah. Also fashion. You can just wear wherever you want. Well, I'd be naked. I'm not going to. Well, I'm not going to bother with the things. Sox and underwear. I have like those Jagged and a Green rave pants. Right. With the loops with the ones. I've always wanted to

wear one of those little fucking hats with a little propeller. Right. And now you know what, I would wear one of those like, you know, the Eric Griffin masks. Oh, the big nose. The big nose Eric Griffin masks. Right. And I probably think a tattoo gun and just be tattooing yourself. I always post Malone it on the face. Yeah. Well, would I put just like a bunch of fours or four just all over my face? What some arbitrary number, right? Yeah, and then all of a sudden

they come back. Then I'm going to be like, what? I got needles in my arm. Where have you guys been? Insane. My teeth are all gone. Yeah. Wow. It'd be fun to pull out a tooth. That would be fun. Oh, that's yeah, the things that could go wrong. I'll tell you what would go wrong. Well, if you get sick. Oh, yeah. Well, it's like, I don't know how chemo works or how to get it. I don't even know if I have, how do you know, even know you have cancer? I'll go to the

scripts. There's no one there. I don't even press a button. I don't know what to do. You just sit in the machines by yourself. Yeah, yeah. You print it out. I can't read this. Yeah. And you leave that be a nightmare. It would be so. That's the, you know, and you know what the lesson in life is guys? We need people. So be nice to each other. That's exactly what we need. each other. We don't we don't want a society without whether we agree or disagree. We need each other.

I was you know, I mean that. Yeah. He's in the fantasy I have at night. Yeah. Yeah. Because I need fantasies before I go to bed and over the years I just put scenarios in my head. And I go, what if this happens? So I'm a big fan of the movie Highlander. Love. Right. So what if you couldn't die, but you were born from the beginning of time.

Right. And you had to just live through time. So you're immortal. Yeah. But in my head is like, if I looked five foot two in Asian, I could only hang out in Korea until like 1960. In my mind, I think that right because there's no way there's no part of history. Yeah. Right. Where I'd be completely accepted. You know what I mean? Well, yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? What place? What place would you be accepted for?

What Korea, China? I'd probably learn all the languages. Asian, Asian, and like, Pass from Mexican. April. See? Oh, right. Maybe he sold me on it. I would probably wouldn't even know how to get there until 1960. If I was you. Yeah. And I wanted to last from beginning. It'd be the islands. Oh, yeah. Anywhere on any island. Any island. They're never going to fuck with you because you look so native. Yeah. To a place surrounded by water. You look like a

guy. Thank you so much for saying that. I've always thought that. But thank you for. Am I wrong? You look like a water boy. Yeah. Yeah. But then who would have sex with? What do you mean? Not Nick. You're not around. Who would you have sex with on the island? Yeah. Well, people would inhabit it. Natives would inhabit it. Right. Right. Who's brown people like some Owens and stuff. It's a dark. Yeah. Darker use. A darker use. Darker use. Yeah. Yeah. But in my mind. Yeah. I wouldn't

even see it. Know what a white person is maybe. What a what a blessing. But I'll, but here's the thing. I never see a white. Yeah. But in the, but in my mind, I would love to be in at historical places. Oh, okay. Like like me like to like go to the like Jesus is a shop. Did you have a little store? A little yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, this nice ornament. Not like really get involved. He would probably know who I was. I saw you're the guy that you know me with that we would God made

a formal. I'm a runner. But what if Jesus were you on a story? He's real chatty. Yeah. Like I walk in. Ding ding ding. Does there is there like a? Hey, welcome. How are you brother? Hey, I'm just new in town. You know, I'm from where he from Palestine. Welcome. Thank you. Whoa. There's something different about you because all the other stories they won't even let me in. Well, let me tell you some of those other people. They don't

have a part like me. Oh, my arms fall off. Oh, hold on. Whoa. You're welcome. Thank you. What's your name? Hey, Jesus. Hello, Jesus. Last name. God. Oh, I. Hey, Jesus. God. Hi. Hi. What can I help you with today? What are you looking for? I'm looking for actually a, um, a guillotine. Do you make those? We make guillotines. Yeah. Is that what's all they're called from where I'm from? Oh, they call them

gill. A guillotine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We make a guilla. Yeah. I'll guillotine. I've been saying it for long for a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Because we get a brochure. A guillotine brochure. And, you know, yeah, it's spelled guillotine. I gotta tell you I got they're gonna kill me soon. I gotta go. They're gonna be killing me soon. When? Today. Oh, yeah. People I trust a lot. Oh, really? Yeah. Some of my best friends actually. Oh, because I was running into a guy named Paul. You know him?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Topmed out of serve. Oh, that's really. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At the Dead Sea. Oh, cool. No waves. No waves. And we still served. It's an unbelievable body boarding. Body boarding. Yeah. Cool. All right. I have a real genuine concern. I need your help. Hold on. Oh, okay. Now what? I want to help you. Please. Oh, he's got a prey. Okay. Mangs minimum 감 I love you so much.

And I'm going to be here as friends. This is Friend talk with Poppy Lee. And I'm going to be an open fucking vessel. You know, I am going to am I can I go for a company? I'm going to go for real. Okay. So what is your problem. being serious? When I go mom OG mom, mom OG, and I do the front talk. I'm 100% serious. I'm not going to go for comedy. I need your help. Go ahead. I forgot my eye cloud password, and I don't know how to reset that fucking thing. And it's really been driving me nuts.

Now, what is my, I really have a concern. And I'm being serious about this. Yeah. My memory feels like I'm, I'm slipping away. Dude, I'm, bro, I swear to fucking God, dude, the other night I thought I was losing my memory. I've like started to forget things way more. Me too. Me too. And here's another thing, dude. The other day I was laying in bed and I was like trying to think of Arsenal players that I'm a big fan of. And I couldn't remember like four or five of them. What's going on with us?

No, I'm being real. Me too. I'm not making it up. It's said there's something in the water. There's something going on where I'm like forgetting things. Or sometimes I'll please play Stardew Valley. And I'm like, like, like, if I had to pick turnips or net turnips, what is, what was it? Oh, yeah, it was melons. I go, I just forgot that. I forgot that. I know. I know. And I was like running because I had to pick melons, right? You're gonna have to make pink cake. Oh, pink cake. Yeah,

because it was a pancake. No, pink cake. Pink cake. Oh, pink cake. No, I didn't say it like that. Okay. All right. Right. And I'm like, because it was fucking Haley's birthday, right? No, Penny's birthday. I forgot that. See? Right. And then I was running. And I was like, what am I running toward? Whoa. Like I didn't know what I was running toward. I go, what was I doing? And I had to think for a while. I go, oh, yeah, melon, melon. What? But when you're running for melons,

and you forget it, that's a danger. I've been running for melons my whole life. So what is going on with it? Tell me what you forgot. I'm doing little things now that I used to never do. My memories, usually I'm usually very sharp. And well, I you I've always said I have no long term memory. It's crazy. It's gone. But the short term used to be so good. But I'm doing things I used to never do that would bother me. Like what? I'll put a thing somewhere. Forget where I put it. And I never do

that. I lost a car key. Dude, I lost a car. Hello. What is going on? The other day I was like, where's my car key? Not being real. Where is it? I lost a car key. It was in my hand. In your hand. The woman at the dealership goes, well, you got the car home because I have the second key. Mm. As you can see it's somewhere in your house. Don't you don't know. I can't. I cannot tell you. Yeah. And I'm telling you this without

a fine mind, I would have no fucking devices. Oh my God. Thank God for fine my dude. Without fine mind, no devices. Isn't that a cousin of yours? Find my? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I meant. My cousin runs around. Where's my phone? I find it. And he just runs around. Yeah. I'm forgetting stuff, dude. I'm getting a little worried. I'm not going to lie. Dude, I swear on my life right now, dude. It's scary. I'm literally going to the same thing. It's been in the last couple of weeks.

I go, am I losing my mind? In fact, a couple of times, didn't I tell you guys on this podcast where I go, am I forgetting things? Do I seem like I'm, do remember I said that? But you know what I've learned to humble us out? Stress and anxiety can make you feel like you're not remembering stuff, but it's because your brain is overwhelmed. There's two, you know what it is? There's too many things clogging up the production line. And so nothing can get produced.

Oh my god. You know when a chip bag gets caught, you know, like a chip bag is like, oh, fuck, and it gets caught. And then you poop, poop, another one, and it gets another one in there. That's our brain. That's a chip bag. A chip bag of chips in the machine. Yeah. And all it needs nine. Sometimes you go, yeah, oh, it might do me to be nine. But all you need, and now you're getting the fucking you know, man, you need a six. Oh, you need drops and not everything out.

Whoa. I never thought about that. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm taking an A six in a couple of days. You are. I'm a six and out to Hawaii. And then what are you going to do there? Golf? Don't even golf. Mukalaka Hiki. You're going to golf there. Man, I want to lay. Whoa. Who you going? We going to go. We going to go. A good friend of mine. Mm. Barboduc Salamanan. Barboduc Salamanan was my shaman for many years. Oh, I know. You told me about it. I read his book.

Barboduc Salamanan. Yeah. Yeah. The one thing I hate is the happy night. He makes me wrote happy night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He makes me doc. I don't want to. He makes me doc with him. But that's because you're trying to connect energy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Barboduc is a strange guy. Yeah. When you and I dog yours swallows up mine. It does. And it's like it's not right. It's too. The power. Your power is too much. No, you know what it looks like.

You know, those little attachments on a vacuum. You're yours is the attachment hose. And I might as well. That clips it. Oh, right, right. I suck it. You suck it so hard. What is the rest of the summer hold for us? Greatness. We're going to Montana. Oh, yeah. Well, let's make an announcement. We're going to Montana because Bobby's going up there to shoot a movie or TV show movie with who? Who was in it? That's good. Quick. Who's in it? What? Why? Who's in it?

Jim Belushi famous. You love him? Yeah. What do you mean legend? Yeah. He's the man. Yeah. According to Jim. Great. He's a great guy. That guy. And he's got a weed show, right? That's great. Isn't that I'm doing it with Miss Jones? Oh, my mom. Oh, it was downtown in Katie's apartment today. Ready to help her move? We'll chat tomorrow. Hmm. Is that a translator? Let's follow that. Yeah. It's like a phone transfer. Yeah. I love you. She heard so much. When I saw

her, I hugged her so deep. They were happy to see you when they ran in. We really love them. Let me see. Let me read you this poem though real quick. I am the Mayfly. I'm in a morpher of succinct. I can't even read it. I am the Mayfly. I'm in a morpher of succinct. I'm in a service of the river. I am the bird which when spring comes arrives in time to eat the Mayfly. I am the frog swimming happily in the clear pond. And I'm also the grass snake who

approaching in silence feeds itself on the frog. I'm the child in Uganda all skin and bones. My legs as thin as bamboo sticks. I am the arms merchant selling deadly weapons to Uganda. I'm the 12 year old girl refugee on a small boat who throws herself into the ocean after being raped by sea pirate. I am the pirate. My heart not yet capable of seeing and loving. Wow. What are you looking up? What is it? He goes wild. Oh, I saw something wild. What do you see?

Wild. I was at a coffee shop. And then gentlemen making the coffee had one. He had two arms with only one hand. And it was where let me stop. You know me. I need visualization. He had two arms and what? One hand one hand was missing. They're good. Yeah. Yeah. The hands missing. Okay. And I didn't notice it until he handed me my coffee with obviously the nub hand. Yeah, his but the nub was inside my coffee. And he moved like every ride. Yeah. Got all of them.

No, I assume it was the one with the grip. No, like a chess piece. He went. You're moved. All right. You're moved. It's like a rock. It was hooked upon. Rooked upon. Yeah, I've worked upon latte. Rooked upon. I see. I see. No, but he had, but he had one hand it. Honestly. Yeah. I'm not mocking him at all. He was unbelievably fast doing the orders,

taking the thing. And it was so quick. And I thought, how is it? No finger. I mean, you, I mean, look, yeah, yeah, move things around like, like, listen, there's a coffee cup right here, right? It's a tiktok. If it spills, most of the time, it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, most of the time, it's going to spill. And maybe the nub is more sensitive. It had one of, you know, that, you know, the coffee sleeve you put on the outside of a cup, he had that on his nub. Yeah.

You know, here's what I don't like. You know, here's what I know. That's very funny. You know, what I don't like when they have a nub, but only two fingers. Oh, we got those right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like, you know, to commit to one. You don't have to do every time. If I did have a nub every, every time, like this, like that rock, if I had a nub, yeah, I'd be like, you know, throw me that rock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tossed to me. Ah, fuck. I would do it with the nub

hand. I try to go for it with the nub hand. And people would laugh. Yeah, because it's a good bit. Right. Like, dude, you know, you got to give yourself a little bit. Right, right, right. Like, he, I don't think he said anything about it. Because, but if I'm him, you know what I mean? Well, no, I would make a joke about it. Yeah, I did. You know, you'd have to say something. Yeah, yeah. He's like, you, uh, you, uh, what kind of milk? What kind of milk do you want? What? Uh, oat milk?

Okay. Yeah. Uh, you want to do you want anything inside of it? Vanilla? Here's a white caramel. Here's a white don't one inside of it. What? You're nub. I think it'll taste funny. Excuse me. Yeah. I just don't want nub in my coffee. You're rubbing my nub the wrong way. Yeah. Yeah. Now rub it for good luck for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. You'd have to pound everyone. You'd have to, oh, you know, you'd be cool if you had to one hand missing and you sound another guy with

a hand, you probably from across the restaurant go. And they go, right? Like relate. Yeah. Yeah. Now, by the way, did I overtip the guy with the nub? Yes, you did. Under tip. He need half as much. A ride. Yeah. No, I overtip him. I put 20 bucks. I put 20 bucks in the thing. Yeah. But, but it's he's not the it's not like. Yeah. I mean, no, I don't. I'm a sucker. You're I felt bad, but it's like I should go bad. We see him all the time. Are they burn victim? You see them a lot?

Yeah. What does that tell me? So burn victim. Perump. Perump Nevada. Yeah. That's where they keep them. Yeah. Yeah. I sell one burn victim in Perump. You go to Perump. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I almost did yesterday? Here you go. On the way to the store, I almost went to carnies and it's been years since I've had a hot dog at carnies. Love it. That place. I know I should go. I I don't know. One last time you had a hot dog. Yeah.

One last time you had a hot dog. Three days ago from doghouse. You eat hot dogs at all. I love hot. Dude, let me say something about hot dog. Wait, what? You eat hot dogs. That's why I always purposely go to Chicago airport for the hot dogs because I need a Chicago dog. Me too, but it's a very special occasion. You're eating a midweek. Mm. You're eating like a hot dog on a Wednesday. Yeah. That's insane. I love them hot dogs. And I've been really getting into Smash Bros. as of late, but I love

doghouse. That's nice. But always something bad happens at doghouse. You know why? You know why? Why? Why? Why? Because doghouse is where I found out that my dad was dying. Are you serious? Yeah. And you still go back? Yeah. I was in the Burbank doghouse. I remember sitting there. I didn't even eat my meal. You left the dog? Yeah. I left two dogs. Two dogs. I got it. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm, you know, and I go, yeah, that day I go, oh, fuck. Every time I go to a doghouse,

something bad kind of happens ever since that. You think about your dad? Yeah. Maybe that's what it's so sad. Yeah. It's very sad. We should go make it a happy, we should go to doghouse and do something for your dad. And I would love to do that. Yeah. Oh, why have his ashes? Maybe sprinkle some on there on a dog. Yeah. Yeah. I usually just do mustard. But I can. Yeah. Bring him spirit radio. See if he's that we should bring the spirit radio to the doghouse. See

if we can contact your father through dog through hot dog. Yeah. Please. Is your dad like hot dogs? Hate it. That's why. Fucking hate it. Yeah. Maybe he's, you hate it. Right. You know, I was at, um, this lady goes, I saw the Rolling Stones last weekend and they work great and she showed me a video. What the fuck? How? The stones? Yeah. How are they still doing it? Yeah. Mick Jagger just going out. Don't you know, I mean, how's he doing? He's killing it. He's probably the, he's probably

the best shape ever. He's 80. But it's amazing. Keith Richards is alive because yeah, he smoked what a pack of marble did. Marbrose every day for like 30 years or whatever. Yeah. And he's still up there. It's proof that it's all bullshit. It's, it's, it's, it's an accident. The lady's young, she might die tomorrow. Right. It, who knows? Oh, the, you could live to be 96 years old. I know.

Chances are actually higher that you'll outlive. In fact, I read a study that says, some people that exercise too regularly have a higher risk of dying because stress that exercise puts on your body. It does exercise has stressed. There's stress related things that goes to your heart. Yeah. Like my, my organs don't move much. They don't need to move. Yeah. Maybe they're being preserved in my body. Yeah. You're pickling yourself. Yeah. I'm pickling my own body. That's

great. Heavy stress and heavy stress from like got people who usually live. Look, working out, obviously good for you. But people who you live a lifestyle that work out often tends to be the same kind of personality traits of people that lose sleep because they're overworking. Some people die from drinking water. Never. Well, if you drink too much, there was one girl that did it one time. That's what I'm talking about. What's that? The girl that died from drinking? What did you drink?

Like eight gallons of water. No, there was a college kid who took Molly and he got scared. He kept drinking water and died. That's how you die on Molly. You think you're dehydrated. Indiana woman dies from drinking too much water. I wonder what the like the, um, the first sign is a pain. A dizziness. They say dizziness and you start to get headache, real bad headache. And then you drink more water, thinking that'll help your headache. Interesting. That is crazy, man. It's like when

you know somebody's on like a reality show, like a loan or, or, or, um, naked and afraid. Yeah. They can't eat right away. No, because like I'm going to get a fucking, at least you say, that would kill you. Well, you throw, they throw up usually. Your stomach is shrunk by that point. You could die maybe even. Well, what would you, what's the first thing you would eat? Peanut. A peanut? Like if I'm like on a show like a loan, I got, okay, give me a peanut first.

I don't want to die. I don't overrun my system. One peanut shifts and electric levels can cause serious complications, including seizures, heart failure and comas. If you just got off the show, you and I did naked in a fray. Yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah. We're done. They're like anywhere you want to go, anything you want to eat. You don't go to write to fucking Barcelona and go to a restaurant. No, you have to go to a camp. They, they have doctors and stuff that observe your

body. I know. I'm saying the first meal you have when you get home. But it's this is right when I'm off the show or when I go home, pretend that it is for the sake of how are we going home together. You and I yeah, we're going out to eat together. Okay. So we would probably go to what restaurant will we go to? Mastros. I would want to stay. I'd want steak potatoes, vegetables, salad. I'd want to fucking little little bone marrow. I would slurp up some bone marrow in that bacon,

that crack bacon. I want crack bacon, yeah, sugar crack bacon, baby. And then I would get from seafood tower. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what we get? caviar with crème fraiche. Right. I don't know your nipples. I'll lick them off. You really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't even have to be crème fraiche for me. It could be your my crème fraiche. Yeah. Yeah. My crème. I mean, I would literally probably do that if I was starving. You're hungry enough. Yeah.

Yeah. If I had some like caviar, but I'd make you watch me cook, you know, I'd stand right there while I'm cooking. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, if you're going to eat the chef's meals and the chef's got his taste as you know, yes, it's good. That's another bread would be good with it. Oh my god. Yeah. Like a whole sourdough bread. Do we want to love it? We went out to dinner a couple nights ago. I ate a whole I you know, only bring out the bread basket ate the whole thing to myself.

I love fucking house it. House it. Yeah. My wife is like, what are you doing? Yeah. I was like, we didn't eat lunch. I'm hungry. There's sticks in there. Oh, yeah. I'll eat the sticks. You know, I don't like the sticks. You don't like the bread sticks? I eat the warm like breadie bread. You like the pretzel bread. That's what you like. How do you know that? That's my favorite. How do you know that? We eat together. That's right. I love the pretzel bread. Oh, yeah.

I love pretzel bread buns on like hot dog. I knew who has it. I don't care what you say. Weenersatel. Yeah. Yeah. I know you like that. Chicago dog with a pretzel bun. That's it there. Weenerschnets. I'll tell you my glorious day of eating, a perfect day of eating for breakfast. Like we said, baked. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Of course, pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bake beans. That's my second breakfast. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your perfect breakfast is baked. Bake. Spam. A rice. Egg. And kimchi. Done.

Lunch. Chicago dog with a pretzel bun. Tater tots with some sort of spicy like dip. Oh, yeah. Spicy mayo. Yeah. Dinner. Now, here we go. Here we go. I don't know. That's what I mean. I don't know. There's so many options. Too many. Yeah. The Chicago Cubs have invited me to throw out the first pitch and sing the seventh inning stretch in Chicago. No. September 6th against the New York Yankee. Wow. Yeah. And I would love for you to be there. I can't. Okay.

That's what I'm not be there. Fine. I'm going to watch you, Pitt. Are you your mind? You'll come out with me. No, I'm not going out there. Come on. They're not going to know me. You'll be the catcher. I'll be the pitcher just like in real life. Okay. Sex joke. I congratulate. That's a huge thing. I can't wait, man. They reached out and they said they would be, you know, they would love for me to do it. So I'm going to throw out the first pitch. So you and I, here's

what I want to do. I need to warm up. Will you do? I do it. You warm me up. I warm you up, dude. Okay. So congratulations. You want to watch me warm up on Patreon. You got to watch me in Bobby are going to go in honor of Brody Stevens. We'll go to a cage in, in what is it? What is it? Huh? We'll go to one of those cages up north in the valley somewhere. We're used to throw. Congratulations. That's a huge thing. Yes. San Tino. Yeah. I'm going to get to throw out the first

pitch and send the seven-thinning stretch, which I can't wait. It's funny how you don't think your friend is big, but they are. You don't think. No, you know, no, you don't look at me like, I'm just your friend Bob. You don't think of like what, you know, I don't think of you like a famous guy. Yeah, I do. Yeah, you seem to. Yeah, I'm to you to it. But you know, yeah, it takes you out. It's just weird. Well, when you see like, I'll see like, you know, Nikki Glaser on something. I go,

oh, shit. Yeah. Well, she's on everything. Yeah, or any of your friends. Will you watch a movie and go, oh, fuck. That guy's in the, oh, yes, my friend is in a movie. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for being bedfriend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Tired guys. He ran around all fucking day. The guy had shit to do all fucking day. He had to go to a fucking meeting, go to a podcast, he had to go return a motorcycle. He had to go meet, he had to go meet someone at his old house. He had to meet

someone at his new house. Then he had to run back across town and do errands. And then on top of that, he had to take a couple of meeting phone calls about writing projects he's involved in. Did the guys been working? You know, and Andrew was very busy, two guys, you know, all day. You get to wake up, hang out with his fucking Hollywood friends at the golf studio, Blank Golf, a couple, a couple of teas, right? Everything I know. Everything I named. I did. I did the same thing. You didn't do

shit. You woke up and you didn't do shit. No, I did fuck you shut up. Shut the fuck up. I'm tired. Fuck my fucking dick. Shut the fuck up. You don't do shit. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Back to the old days. We're going back to the beginning of bad. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You don't do shit. You know what? Sleep off. You can tribute your lips. Goose. Goose. Your lips are so dry and blending into your face that I can't even tell that there is lips. Okay. Get your shit together.

Get some lips. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and your cute little butt. You're coming out. Dude, you're hitting a heart. You're hitting a heart. You're a beaver. You know, I mean, you're hitting a heart. You want some wood. Make a damn. Whatever they do. You know, I mean, fucking up. Dude, it's a good. I got the river, dude. This is good. You piece of, hey, what what what do you wear? Oh, yeah. You know what he's wearing? What touch of old was running

after the murder and publics you remember? Shut the fuck up. Get your foot together, dude. All right. What's wrong with it? Oh, my god. Your legs too. Anyway, it's out of control, dude. Don't fuck around. You ready to get started? Don't fuck. Shut the fuck up. Tell him what to do. See, this is what I know when he's not good. Fat fuck. Oh, you because I'm morbidly obese. I put my my my my my fucking weight in my height and I'm a fucking a thing. It said I was morbidly

obese. You're gonna tease me like that.