Hey folks welcome to bad comedy podcast. My name is a Steven Haas stetter and I'm here as always with Louis Steven Hofstetter much funnier I looked up to the Shia LaBeouf When I was a kid he was a comedy and fluent inspiration I like the only funny he was even Steven. Yeah, you saw it like Also like Corey Matthews Oh, yeah, that's Dave Matthews son. Absolutely. This should call Boy Meets Girl, not Boy Meets World, because that's where he meets Topanga. And everyone wants to
fuck Topanga. Yeah. And it's Boy Meets Girl, Boy Meets Girl. That would make way more sense. Oh, God. I do remember, like, turning on the TV one morning and then... There's just some they did a little callback joke like right away, and I was like this is hilarious They had beans who had what I remember hit up. Oh, I'm at Boy Meets World, but yeah beans He was in Boy Meets
World also. Yeah Beans Meets World He's like he's also like the Irish yeah He was just a part of the whole He's pretty much every Disney thing Yeah You know, Beans was like, don't you think being typecast is bullshit? I think that learn how to act then. Yeah. If you're only getting, you're only playing characters that are just how you are. Yeah. Like, that's my vibe. That's DEI. It's like I'm actually a, or maybe as a character actor, I don't know what that means.
But un -typecast is like a... The character... A few things. Well, I think... Is it a character actor when you acted that in real life? Oh, yeah. Like A .J. Lewis? So I'm also that, but I get typecasts. Oh, no, that's a method actor. I'm also... Or a meth head actor. Meth head actor. Meth head man. Yeah. I get typecasts as retarded,
as kind of a goon, kind of a crazy guy. And I started thinking recently, instead of trying to write these... logical, just kind of run -of -the -mill, and I look like the, you know, I sound like the comic. Yeah, it's stupid. It's overdone. The funniest kind of comedy is like a comedy more like cromity. Yeah. Something like that. Nice. I feel like that's kind of the good way. Yeah, I just think I need to lean into being
myself, which is... Well, maybe I don't want to be crazy and be retarded But you got to be authentic. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta like believe in yourself. Yeah be unlike cool and retarded and Rick Rubin says have no expectations. I love eating Ruben's That's a sandwich Rick Rubin sandwich Ruben stuttered sandwich Ruben sandwich stuttered like if restaurants now we're gonna Like yeah, I'll have the Ruben stuttered. Yeah, I get the Ruben. I stuttered. I had a clay
Aiken. Yeah. I think I remember I just had a speech impediment. Have you heard of Asian clay Aiken? No, what's he like? Cray Aiken. Oh wow. And he probably won. He won the American Idol. Ruben should have won and clay won, right? Yeah, that was bullshit Everyone is cheering for Ruben stuttered that would not happen now. I think if they would 100 % but then yeah multiple and
and Even though clay can was super gay. He wasn't even gay at that point, but then he said he was gay later So he didn't even went for being gay. Oh my gosh He won for being a straight white guy. It's racist. They should have other fat black I would remember when I like I used to just think Hacked jokes in my head all the time. And I just thought everyone thought of them. It turns out no I was actually savanta with hack jokes and And I and then I'd write an alt joke
once in a while. Yeah, it would be kind of savant guard Yeah, but it's like I probably like five like just dumb things I stumbled upon and kind of remembered but I wouldn't like try to write them down or but one of them was just like oh my aching back and then it was like like Clay can be like my back. Yeah. And so, you know, I hate when people say, like, if I have to come back or I say something like I went up to them or something and they say to Shay, like, I never
said on guard. So you don't say to Shay. Yeah, it's like or did a ditto. That's a Pokemon. Me no speaky. Yeah, I don't say I don't say stupid shit. It's so embarrassing we had Yu -Gi -Oh instead of Pokemon in my household. I had both. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the most embarrassing is Digimon. Oh, no. Fuck that. Digimon, Digimon. We're not that low. Yeah, that's a super low class thing. Man. That's probably what Elon Musk used to watch. He's like, it's digital. They're like digital
monsters, digital monsters. They're Jamaican. Digital monsters. How come his laugh doesn't have a stutter? Laughter is beautiful. I don't know, but I think that we should. You know what would make sense? To go to a Tesla dealership and protest. Protest the government, waste fraud and abuse. You can't cut that stuff. No, I think like, let's go fuck these people. That makes sense. That makes sense that they're doing that.
Yeah, like these people are you know that they control and like Elon's gonna hear about this situation Yeah, you know that those people Rational in my opinion So that's why I want to do it because the people that are protesting are like throwing a Molotov cocktail and have a Tesla dealership That's rational Yeah, I mean electric cars is a it's like an evil thing to try to it is You take away an American gas guzzling engine that
revs like, Joe Rogan says it's bananas. That's why I'm so, that's why I'm such a big Democrat leftist, because I want to get rid of electric cars, you know? Yeah. Like, like, hey, maybe it'd be cool if Elon left us. Mm -hmm. Yeah. We could go to Moneygetter and go to Mars. Get the fuck back. Get out of our country. Yeah. Actually saw a guy at the gas station last night.
It was like I don't know. He was definitely I guess he turns I was homeless and crazy and all this stuff and but sometimes it's like when someone's like talking to me like some psycho like I just kind of like like letting them talk to me and This is entertaining to me like to see because
they get excited. You kind of relate to it. Oh, yeah I just like need a friend and you know, I'm like I'm just in there and this guy's like old guy and he's like this this guy's like eyeing me up he's racist like the Indian gas station owner and he's like he's eyeing me up he's racist now just thinking like you seem racist old white man yeah and it turns out he was eyeing him up because this guy steals from there all the time that makes sense was he a white guy Yeah. Oh,
really? And you're calling the Indian guy racist? Yeah, he's homeless white guy calling this guy racist. So you hanging out with that guy who's the joker and the thief. Nice. And then the racist Indian guy? Yeah. I mean, it was kind of racist, even though that guy has a, he's had like long history of stealing from there and sleeping out back for like decades. That's pretty racist. Yeah, and the cops just kind of like know about him. It's kind of racist that the white guy did
that. Yeah, you're colonizing a gas station. Yeah, it's like the British already did that to India. You don't have to do it at the gas station You're British petroleum ever heard of it. This place is supposed to rip me off not the other way around. Yeah but then yeah, he got kicked out of the store and when he was leaving he said I Get out of our country and he had been kind of like riled up telling me that Before
this all escalated. He was just kind of like like this, you know, like my Grandparents like fought in the war. I'm like your grandma fought in the war Which one's a Nazi Trump or Elon so Trump was Hitler and now Elon is I'm pretty sure Kanye is a Hitler Because all these guys are Hitler. I don't even know who's Hitler. It's like a it's like a show game of who's Hitler. One of Ye's new lines is in a rap. It's how my Hitler. If I'm and then he says the N -word.
That's true. And I'm like, I don't really Michael Jordan has a Hitler mustache. So think about that. I was thinking, like, what was it like for Charlie Chaplin? Like when that. Happened
Charlie Kirk chaplain. Yeah In the silent movies he was always arguing people about politics Well, it's cuz he leaves the people speechless they have no response that's true Yeah, there's actually volume in the videos, but he just left everyone speechless Oh man, but if you know if I saw that guy on TV, I'd make it into a silent silent film. Yeah But I was thinking, like, if Hitler started wearing, like, a purple jacket right now, like,
that'd be so cool. Mm -hmm. Yeah. You know that Elon and Peter Thiel and David Sacks are all South African? Wow. I did not know that. Yeah, I've heard that out recently. I saw Elon, he was just so close to saying the N -word the other day. He said, we have this, Starlink is available
in that. Country that looks like the n -word and I just think not maybe leave that one in the drafts He said Starlink is now available in Niger It's just it's not you know, it's like the salute thing kind of like I know but and it's like I'm trying to be more anti -racist
now. I've been trying to say the opposite of stereotypes and I have a I have a theory on, well, you know how they're saying like, I don't think they're outlawing anti -Semitic, or saying anti -Semitic stuff, but it's like they're cracking down on it on campuses. But I think the reason they're cracking down on anti -Semitic speech is because a lot of the stuff they're going to release is going to... There's going to be a
lot of maybe Jewish people on there. They're like, yeah, we should probably add a clause. Yeah, let's add a clause, because there's going to be a lot of those guys on that list. And maybe that, like, you never know. And that'd be crazy if, like, Santa Claus. Oh. That sucks. Santa Claus Schwab. Oh, no. Christmas is cocked. I am Claus Schwab. Everybody eat the bugs. I'm Zelinsky. Can I have more money before they ceasefire?
I'm not eating bugs and less like as we agree to the ceasefire and I was asking for more money again Dude I wish I had that kind of I don't have it in me to like I don't have that kind of drive and I have more money He's like an entrepreneur like now he's he's a con artist he's like a you know these money accounts it's just like you don't buy coffee oh i froze go keep going for audio you don't buy coffee you wake up you hustle you grind you women you just don't even they're
invisible because you're at the gym and you respect women but you also have no time to take away from your hustle and your side hustle and your main hustle Yeah, grind like coffee grinds. Yeah, and you you're supposed to work like 25 hours a day, I think. For like. That's right, 100 years. That's what I've always done, because it's like this is not a patty cake. No, life isn't life
isn't just yes, not. piece of cake no it's not life is serious and if you don't take it serious you're gonna get left behind I'll tell you that much you want to get baked you're gonna get cooked yeah sit around with your friends jerking off yeah that's not gonna work out none not my house yeah oh wait hold on and we're back I think you guys missed the part about we're talking about you jerk all you jerk off jerking off you want to Sit around with your jerk off friends and
jerk off all day Yes, and sitting around with your dick in your hand and your friends dick in your hand It's like that's what like dads say to like, you know motivate you like yeah Just be sitting around with your jerk off friends jerking each other off You're gonna be an adult Jerking off by yourself. Yeah get a job. Yeah and get a job You know what? You know what? I want to say to illegal immigrants in this nation Get a job But not mine. Oh, yeah, no in back
in Mexico your own job. I don't want I honestly Maybe that's my problem. I don't have a I'm not illegal. Yeah, and I would be able to find a job. Yeah, you're illegal then I could like, you know edit a resume over uh -huh over like a span of like two years I could like maybe figure that out. It was always tough for me to get a new job because I always thought it was called a resume, not a resume. And you're like, what is this little glitch like? Yeah. Sometimes I
would. It was like, it was like, can you send me your resume? I was like, resume what? I didn't ever got it. Can you resume explaining what the hell you're talking about? Yeah, like, do you want me to send me what, like, what is my address? What's a resume? It's like, I'm not used to betraying my company. I've never worked at your company, so I can't resume working there. I'm trying to work there for the first time. So how am I going to send you my resume for working there? It doesn't
make sense. No, they're always like, have you worked here before? Do you have any family members? And it's like, maybe mind your business. Yeah. They always say that. And it's like, maybe I'd
send you. It if I would click yes, then that's when I would send my resume in if I had already worked for them or their affiliates And I would send my resume to them so to resume working there I wouldn't because my work would speak for itself or my reputation Yeah, I yeah my reputation kind of speaks for itself if you send a resume or a resume Yeah, well, that's kind of the gay French way to say it I know but then it's like sometimes I would copy and paste it so it was professional
or professional, but then I think, am I, this is desperate. They want you to be so desperate. Cover letters. Yeah. Everyone knows they're all fake. That's crazy. It really, I would just be like selling myself short from not even trying just cause it's like, yeah, I'm getting Rachel letter. Well, the thing is you got to send in so many resumes and cover letters. I'm like, dear company, this is a lot of stuff I have to do, because I'm probably not even going to hear
back. And this is my story and why I want to work for your company. Do you know Timothy Resumé? The actor? Timothy Resumé. He's always on LinkedIn trying to get a job. Wonka, yeah. Yeah, Timothy Resumé. Yeah. I saw Adam Sandler. It was kind of funny. They had him say, Resumé. Really? Yeah, it's like the Oscars and that's funny. He'd also be like watermelon He says stuff like that like yeah Yeah, and it's like it's like cool cuz it's
like its characters were like not funny. It's either all the same boys, too But then it's he's Adam Sandler's really not that funny. I always just thought it was like this is like It's funny when you're a little kid Chris Farley's like his his slapstick is always funny cuz he's fat.
Yeah Chris Farley is like just he seems like he's timeless such a higher level Adam Sandler is like different But it was like no one needed like no one needed this guy with the guitar But then I guess maybe maybe we did maybe they should have got a rid rid of David Spade Because David Spade was just the the not funny one next to Chris Farley in the movies You know, yeah, he was the he's the contrast to how funny He was a stray one, but the gay one, basically. Yeah,
he's the gay one. Yeah. But then they also said that they would always just have the. Oh, am I totally enough to be in the turtle club? That guy, Dana Carvey, Dana Carvey, like I liked when he was a Garth. Oh, yeah. Brooks. Yeah, and like he would just always play the roles that like David Spade wouldn't not get that role because they'd be like well Dana's just like better and like that same kind of build and everything Dana gravy. Yeah, so Why is his name Dana is the yeah.
Oh wait, there's Dana white. Yeah I was thinking about guys named Jamie. Like wait, what's your
opinion on? Well, the guy that died from info wars is named Jamie Jamie white actually Jamie white it's actually Dwight No, yeah, we were talking to people the last time white or we know David knows something is Dana and then Dana white and then Jamie white never does Jamie diamond the his head of Chase Bank, maybe diamond Dale Jamie diamond is he's all the people that run the world diamond big big banker Him and Klaus
Schwab It's pretty cool. Yeah, when you get when you get run by all the Elves oh Just when they like we're all puppets and there's like this That's what I was picture like this That's what I was gonna describe you as was Apparently didn't read it this little bit I made for you and what the Bob Dylan Parody picture and you didn't read like when did you said that last night? It's fresh you should have been I'll have to go back.
Well, hey, you've you've gone back to look to my things before Yeah, I noticed yeah like this week you you kept an audio message that you just listened to from like a week before Yeah, so yeah, I did keep them No, I'm now I'm glad you kept it but that means they give it you didn't open it until then. Hey, I'm glad too Hope I was slacking for a couple days there and sometimes you gotta like I'm gonna react to this and yeah Reply to this and there's so much cooking going
on. Yeah, sometimes I'm cooking and sometimes I'm cooked Sometimes a hive mind. We have so many be cooking at the same time Sometimes just one of us cooking one of us is dead Sometimes like one of us is cooking the other one kind
of starts. It's not really cooking He's kind of being based over the kitchen and yeah Sometimes I'm just being based or cooking or I combine them I start off being based and then I start cooking from there And you want to have like a good base when you're cooking anything for sure. It's like oh, yeah, like a broth bit broth based Yeah, turkey base I Notice people do that like Look at how I got frozen right here. I might just keep it like that That's awesome. See, it's
different. You got to be different. It's different. Maybe because I go on the... What's the difference? You just you should just say that that's cuz
you're so stoic. I'm so yeah to see you know folks I'm talking to you from my brain right now Max Green is frozen, and it's so chill, but it's actually just cuz he's so stoic I'm a Taoist stoic, so I'm really just talking to you from my mind right now Sometimes I just feel like it's like I I gotta just embrace my chillness my lack of feeling anything or lack of Caring about stuff and and then I just go off the rails, and then I'm just typing essays and yeah Typing
so you're typing Mexican people It's code -switching technically and I'm for it Jason code switches all the time. He's a coder. Yeah, it's like sometimes you got to use One thing, you know you need a little coffee bump One thing you never do is coat switch. You always wear the same coat. Yeah. I might be appropriating, but it's just one culture all the time. It's appropriate. Yeah. That's what people don't get about appropriation. No, yeah. There's even a committee. There's an appropriations
committee in Congress. Oh, really? Yeah, that's kind of racist. Yeah, it's probably a doge. What do they do? Appropriate there? I don't like that. We can get your book. Send your boys on that, Elon. President Musk. You know Peter Thiel? What about Peter Seale? And he's like, kiss from the AI robot. Yes. That's the joke I didn't know. Put the chips in our brains. Because we'll become one with AI and get all controlled. This is like
a pool trick. And then. Elon's like La de da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Is he a plant? Is he a sleeper da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da cell? We'll see. Well, we got to... At least he's awake. The tech people are the ones who
worry me the most. Trump worries me less because he got shot. Well, the tech people are definitely kind of working together. Or working against... Well, Elon is working against Sam Altman, but maybe there's a fake beef. No, they all squash their beefs. Elon and... Really? That's not that Elon and Zuck and because not Altman. They still have a beef. Oh Altman. Yeah fucking open AI like he's he's he's an evil guy. Yeah. You can just tell he's pure evil. He's like I didn't
take salary him. Yeah. He's like I'll never make my dreams that I'll never I'll never make open a profitable than I'm making profitable. So but what if him and Elon are working in the background together? And they're having they're having this
fate. They're having this fake beef genius in there So that and then they're gonna use Elon's AI and Sam's gonna give up, but he's so it should be illegal Yeah, and then his neurolinks gonna connect connect everyone to the AI and we're all gonna be a slaves They'll have like the top two a eyes. Yeah Maybe Elon is a Hitler. I don't
know. I was trying to get Grockley. I was asking him about like is Elon like an alien And like going down like all these different and we're talking about if Elon is actually from a higher dimension like what would his intent be and We're thinking maybe Elon had to yeah, I was you know, and I kind of felt like all right. This is how it starts There's like a friendship and but then he pissed me off. Yeah Well, I heard that like
the I was listening to this one guy. He's saying that there's there's like two different types of aliens or entities out there So there's like the the ones that are like the ones that we see as aliens like ET and stuff like that Those ones are are nice and they've had our backs sometimes and that's where they think that we got nuclear power and stuff from Because we just got it somehow, you know, we kind of got it So they think that this person thinks that we got it from them but
and but they've and they've protected us a few times from certain things I figure out they were but the The bad entities. Those are more interdimensional. Yeah. That's like Hillary Clinton. Shape shifters. Yeah. Yeah. It kind of like I mean, I definitely already go back and find out who this guy was. Yeah, he was actually he's actually a high up like FBI guy or something. I mean, it makes sense that if there was higher dimensions that just drop in, it doesn't mean that there aren't other
things in this dimension. Right. And it seems like the stories of people having encounters with aliens, like traditional aliens are there. It's always like talking about telepathic communication and warning people against technology. Right. So those are the good guys within our dimension. Maybe have a connection to other dimension. But then then we got the satanic. people here that it's like more powerful than like that try to
control everybody. Yeah. So there's a guy the other day say, you guys know that anybody that you kill on earth becomes your slave and on alive. Yeah. Anybody that you cancel, you can say cancel. How many times do you want me to say the same thing? But yeah, anybody that you take care of on earth becomes your slave in hell. And it's like, how come you haven't heard this before? So I'm like, how come no one's telling you that? Someone told you this? It was a YouTube video.
And he's like, I don't know. I was just kind of like, yeah, I guess they probably wouldn't tell me. And they might just try to compete against each other. Yeah, that's probably what people in the cartel think. They pray to the goddess
of death, whatever. and death or yeah, but the aliens I feel like they seem the ones here do seem like the pro -trial abduct people but not like kill them and yeah, it's like the people they're like some of the most famous accounts they'll be like Just my main message is like you shouldn't be scared of them. Well Yeah, but
that we keep like We've shot some down. So like we like to like you're always trying to help you stop this up pissing us off And they could just like just completely destroy us at any time.
No, the craziest thing is that uh, you know, like they'll talk about those Things that can move like like nothing on earth like like no technology Apparently like we had that at south com It was like we didn't have like the radar to be able to like see anything like that like And then they got in like 2016 and then they just saw every day like and different like all across the coast. Well, there's a lot of speculation that we we got that. America has the technology
and we got it. We have it down in Antarctica and Southam and I think one of the large military
contractors reverse engineered. One of their the alien things And we have that at land we have we have basically well, you know Nikolai You know Nikolai Tesla like he was able to like Turn light bulbs out just by putting him in the ground and he had a car that ran in the water And then he got offed I Think or he died or just he got He got written off by Thomas Edison I think Elon was like bullshitting when he said like I think he was trying like sometimes it's
like because he So he he has to keep stuff classified if he knows about it Yeah, it's like it makes sense that he wouldn't be able to reveal things especially that you can't say that on Rogan He's a military contractor if he has a top -level clearance that's heavily classified I mean his last appearance he was just like talking about how he's like afraid for his life kind of or just like thinks I can't go at like the corruption across the board as you know, as much as I see
it, because it's like, there's just so many people. But he was saying how why wouldn't they use the technology to defeat SpaceX if they had it? It's like when they were so against his company. Well, it's good. It's not even we have it now. I don't think that we have. I don't know. It doesn't seem like anything like the humans like doesn't seem like that. Well, maybe it's a reason that so nobody attacks us. I think that our military was already like, I think they know that we have
that don't want to fight. I think they know that we have these this stuff that's like 50 years ahead of development is very patriotic because
because because they say like that. Russia in China have more like supersonic missiles than we do, but they probably know about what we got down at South come But it's like how come you know people like it's a we have like an energy so powerful that it could That it caused an earthquake in in New Zealand We don't have stuff that can just It doesn't it can just flow it and be anti like anti gravity like we have stuff that can just Do what like make earthquakes if we do it
by accident, but if we harness it correctly, it's the only good energy It can make earthquakes. I mean a lot of a lot of energy is false scarcity We could probably all just be have energy Well, I think that Thomas Edison created the false scarcity where Nikolai Tesla was trying to Make it like just make real inventions. And then Edison was like, no, we got to charge for electricity and say there's only a certain amount and make the money to get the power, the power. So maybe
Elon, who he's going to unleash the energy. I just think like good guy, bad guy. We don't know. Probably maybe both. What if he's what if he thinks he's a good guy by putting us all in the neural link? Yeah, when he's talking about Neuralink earlier, it's like, no, it's kind of like, he's like, so yes, you can, and I've seen the videos of like the guy in the wheelchair, like playing
chess, like with his mind. Really? Yeah, like he has a chip and I don't, it's like - Wait, was he like, the chess pieces would move on their own? It's like, he can do it, like on the computer, he can like move the mouse. Oh, okay. And he like, he might be able to like, use a computer faster than if he could like move his arms and use his hands. I think that's a very limited, they're showing us very limited amount of what it can actually do. It's like the equivalent
of like Pong being like a video game. Yeah. Well, I think what they're showing us about Neuralink is a lot less than it actually does. Oh yeah. I think that's why they don't talk about it that
much. It's so weird that it just... Okay, no, but what do you mean you can just move you can just tell you can just think and the computer will do what you want Like how I mean if they do a brain scan and you because there are certain things and they connect to those rains are like transponders I Don't know like so I think they've you know, they don't know where memories are in the brain Yeah, they don't know where memories. Yeah, we don't know where the memories. We don't
just wanted a dumb voice. We actually don't Yeah, we don't we don't have like a hard drive or anything What I say when the scientists say when the brains scientists say we don't know what the memories are I say yeah Thanks for the memories. Thanks for the memories. Yeah One more time. Thanks for the memories My my chemical bromance, no one of those guys those gay punk bands Boy meets girl. I think it's for boy meets girl. Oh Fallout girl. Mm -hmm fallout shelter fallen girl Fall
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and I was just... You probably missed the part where they talked about the iodine poisoning. You probably heard the we eat so many shrimp part. We barely ever got to go to Red Lobster and I went a little crazy one night. Oh, really? Wait. I thought you'd have to go to Red Shrimp. That's why they have the shrimp. Maybe it was Red Shrimp. Yeah. Yeah, that would make sense because it was shrimp. Yeah. I like red crab.
I was such a big boned husky, big fat boy that my parents kind of just let me eat how I needed or wanted to. Yeah. And so they never thought that maybe I would eat, out eat my limits. You eat a burdock root? Yeah, I ate a whole family of shrimp and what the heck no, I wasn't eating burdock No nutritional value eating krill. I actually did eat krill I Thought that it was was it cooked I could barely even I was like
this is nothing. This is not filling Yeah, I need the user Bailey and teeth to soak it in I need to know that this thing died Yeah Or else it's not a meal. Soup? Yeah. What the hell is soup? Salad? Breadsticks? What the hell is soup? No wonder they give it to you unlimited. It's nothing. Yeah. Soup is a poverty thing to consume. And no soup for you. People used to just put a meat bone in water, and then it became soup. Here, take this. Take this bone, yeah, this bone
water and eat it. No, thank you. Here's your slop. Yeah. You want any more? Yeah. And if it was like a good day, then they feed you stew, but... Oh, God. That would be, yeah, some like steak or something in there or beef. Yeah, beef stew. Cabbage. That was a good song. Beef stew.
Beef stew or little. Green day ariana green day ariana green day ariana green day She's dying Poisoning she's getting fucked by Pete Davidson Harley Dave Harley Pete Davidson I hope so cuz he is he I think is oh Wait, no, someone removed all their dads. I think it might have been him.
It was him. Maybe machine gun. I think there's some kind of satanic Stuff going on with this where they're removing their tattoos so that they can go to hell well 57 removed us so he could be on he did so much Yeah, like on his arms did he actually remove them or did he get some makeup on me? It's like he spent like a year like removing them so that he doesn't have to sit in Makeup for four hours. Why can't he wear a long -sleeve shirt? Crazy it's a your
show Yeah. You need to wear a T -shirt in it. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It's commitment. But I also think, like, he wanted to be out. He wanted to. He's like, no black people produce television or just like, no one's doing this. Tyler Perry? No. 50 Cent is like the Tyler Perry of TV. But it's like, I just feel like it's like, he doesn't seem like a good actor in the clips I've seen. Tyler Perry is trans. So it's uh, he's actually just a woman. Yeah Yeah Transition to a man.
Yeah, this transitions a lot Back and forth Michelle Obama's podcast is pretty good. I got 2 ,000 views You know what? We're pretty competitive actually to with Michelle Obama's podcast Really? I guess the first like several days like a 2 ,000 views before you just go to war with her with that podcast Well, I guess three days later
at a quarter million views. I wonder if she's astroturfing that at all Brad Kaufman again No, that kind of jumped from two thousand in three days and three days later it is a quarter million That doesn't sound like Brad Kaufman ingator at all Now, I don't think that they would do something like that. No, and like, probably definitely like when she put out her book, there was definitely no money from NGOs that bought a bunch of copies
of her book. It's so weird. That's like they it is there's no limit to how many bots you could potentially like how like how many fake accounts you could have to make something look and then even just in comments, manipulate how people read and. That's part of how politicians get paid off is book deals and then they just buy a bunch of copies of it. And it's just for like a it's like a vanity metric. It's like a vanity project. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah, that's a vanity
project. That's a terrible album cover name if that was ever a comedy. No, that was sick. You got to keep it real because you know, sometimes these gangster guys like they'll be like real respects real. Well, I can't. I can't. I came up with a credit where credit's due. I respect the game. I came up with the album, the album name, the name, the name Vandy Project. I told me she calls album that Bob Keenan sold. Yeah, there's all me and I and I made the flyer. Well,
respect your own game then. Yeah. You're like, that's whack now. No, it's a good name. Just kind of like, that's my vibe. That's my beak. No, and it's almost just something like that having more meaning. Like, that's my beak. Peel. Peel recognizes a lot of meaning. Peel recognizes key. Yeah. Some people think they're like one person. They're like, you know, his name's like Key and Peel. No one knows which one's Peel.
Yeah. It's like to be Peel. they're both like I'm peel talented but the movie one though guy that makes the horror movies I don't know it's like he's like the Stephen Haas yeah it's like these cinema fanatics yeah how many I'm anti cinematic how many black people do you think think that key and peel is key and pill but like they say peel because they're from like tenet key Yeah, it's like Bernstein Bears. I'll be popping P .U .s. I thought it was Key and Pill.
Yeah, that was Key and Pill. And Jury. Yeah. Oh, man, I'm trying to get the swastika thing to deal with Kanye. He's not even ever going to see it, but he's making the swastika chain. And I saw someone else actually put the same thing, and people were like hyping it up. in a comment. The same thing is yours? Yeah. And I said, so, you know, I copyrighted this shit, boy, because that's that business sense, boy. Did you? Yeah. I told you to. Yeah, it was like
retarded. It was like, but looking back, it will still be retarded. No. Did you show him it was copyrighted? I told him and he didn't. He didn't respond. You know, sometimes. People don't respond. Yeah, it's like well. I think of it's just like you know like beef like it's like I tweeted I
didn't respond to Kendrick. I tweeted I literally voted for Elon Musk of the chain, so It doesn't likes I was talking to this co -worker who it's like she knew me before I even worked at Tesla and was just Autistic Tesla fanboy mm -hmm, and I was just like saying how it's like just funny that someone like that, it's like, now people are President Musk. And I'm like, that's why
she knew how big of a fan I was. That's always the funniest thing when people say that it's because it's like it divides, you know, it's going to piss off Trump. Yeah, like a sit down thing together, getting interviewed together and which is like kind of funny, too. But then it's they were talking about how He's like, they're trying to take us apart. And Trump's like, he told me that. And I'm like, oh, you're right. He's like, the fake news used to be good at it.
It's not even good anymore. Yeah. I saw him kind of just smile when the guy was like, they threw everything that they had at you, all these places. And he's like, yeah, I kind of escaped them. Yeah. I don't know. It was like someone saying all the hate that he deals with Trump. And it's
like. They were like amazed at like how he just brushed it off and he was just like Like do I like have an option even like yeah, I'm like damn well for me I feel like I would probably well the baskin like the first the first time he did He engaged with it more Like I feel like I would like use it to kind of unmotivate myself and just kind of think me You know all these
people hating on me. I think it's probably true what they're saying I thought it was pretty funny when he was saying like I don't want it anyone in my you know on my team that Is friends with John Bolton or bird brain Nikki Haley? See it's like it's we're getting back to being real yeah, and you got to remember people are real Sometimes yeah, sometimes people have bird brains like Nikki Haley Yeah, and just like a common person thinks bird brain is like funny and it's gonna
be an effective It is way to communicate. Yeah, bird brains good brain already call someone nasty. Yeah Yeah, I was just I was gonna come back and say My car is so nasty It's in the zeitgeist. Mm -hmm Trump impressions. Yeah Yeah, where's his chart you should have his chart He probably has a frame somewhere near the Oval Office. Man, it's like we really need to do some decorating in here, Mac. I get it. You have the bachelor
pad. This looks good. I know, but it's also just, what if we maybe just put my swastika up there, put the chart, could put Wall of Ops. Yeah, it's kind of hard to put the Wall of Ops up here. Let me get that let me get that Ken fluoride picture It might be up there. We got it I think that we should take him off the wall because
he died. Oh, he's on the wall well, I think that we should just like post honestly Like kind of award him by taking him off the wall of ops yeah, but then we'll have to rebuild the wall ops yeah, no, I mean you can definitely find people to put up there, but The other day I was like trying to rap and I was actually... He's the wall of ons. What? Ops is ons? Ons. Ons can. Instead of ops, instead of offs. Wall of offs. No, I get it. I'm like, I know that you're doing like
the level five B making farther from... Right. So what you got to understand is first you got to, in your mind, to understand my joke, you have to turn ops to offs and then you got to do the opposite of it. Kind of funny like the way that you spell ops Mm -hmm. I was like looking it up to like I got to make sure I'm I think I did it wrong. Yeah. Yeah, it's OPPs Yeah, but
it's like funny. It's you I think people should people write it as both Yeah, and it's like who cares but yeah It's almost like grammar is like not like Jim great if you're badass, you don't have to care about how you spelled some grammar grammar Did that said it left victory? already said all the N word a bunch of times. Oh yeah. Grammar. Jim Grammar. Jim Grimace. Grimace. Grimace when he went up there. It's like those. Yeah.
He was spewing K words and. Grimace. Yeah, I'm just, I'm thinking the wall of ops is just like that'd be like a department in a. Like a business. It's like these are our operations team. Yeah, we've got Michael Cooper on Payroll is you know making very much at all and just what we did instead of having a wall of Opposition now. We just have a crew of Operations here. Yeah working working super hard. We appreciate you guys never hardly working It's like a sweatshop, basically,
how hard these guys work. I joke about it. Yeah, we call them the Hardy Boys, because they work so hard. But I mean, there's also girls there, but they don't care. We call them boys, because they're not social justice warriors. No, it's like Elon, President Musk's team of Hardy Boys, looking through everyone's social security numbers. Yeah, big balls and huge ass. All those guys. Would this be a good roast joke? I was thinking like, what if I was like, uh, Mac, uh, looks
like a butt or something like ass looking. Yeah. You look like a bug with a bird brain. Nice. You click a bird with a bug brain is just going to be my second joke. Oh, it's like, uh, like, you look like a burr. Remember in... He's like, this guy had... I saw him. You show pictures of, like, his nest, Ryan's nest. Mm -hmm. You remember in Lion King when they were eating those bugs? Uh -huh. Like, they were, like, Pumbaa and Tumama, and they were eating all those bugs,
and the bugs looked good. Yeah. Like, you know that Klaus Schwab made that? He made that movie so people said people don't want to eat the bugs. It's psi -op No wonder we love it. Mm -hmm. That's how I became a sleeper cell Yeah, you sleeper cell anemia, but I just eat bugs. Yeah The thing is I run so fast that kind of bugs just fly in
my mouth. It's kind of like a car windshield It's like krill kind of with a whale, but it's just bugs in the air So I get on my protein for when I go and runs Sometimes sunglasses yeah, yeah I do I put on little windshield wipers my sunglasses when I have to go running I Saw some sunglasses you could like rotate the lens and it will get darker or lighter Wait the ones that
automatically do that. No, I hate those those are the lamest shit transition lenses That's the lamest thing you could ever wear anyone that wore those would get roast get flame. Oh my gosh get heated Like they walk in and they walk inside cooked. Yeah, they look stupid And then they clears up and it's like you don't control you. Yeah, you are cooked. Oh my gosh Yeah for walking just begging to get their ass kicked Yeah, they can't go back to their parents to be like actually
create the normal ones. It's like no these are prescription sunglasses, their glasses are expensive. He has to keep those. Just going through a phase or something. I don't know. It's hormones. I think that's the first thing. First you like transition lenses and then you transition to become a woman or a man. It's a gateway. Well, it gives you, I think that what they do is it kind of gives you transition lenses. So it makes you have, gives you the lens of someone who wants
to transition. Yeah. It's like it'll change when you're looking at girls or yeah like you like you look down and you don't see a wiener you see it goes dark you see a fancy you see a veg i don't want to say the p word oh you try staring at the sun yeah i always i always look at the sun yeah and it doesn't even hurt my eyes sorry i like stargazing Yeah, people are so dumb that look at the sun. I'm like, well, actually, I just have really good eyes, and I can see the
flares on the sun. It's called immunity antibodies. Yeah, it's called having really good eyes. Yeah, it's like, I don't know, sometimes... They're like, well, that'll hurt your eyes. I'm like, well, it hasn't. I saw the vision of a hawk. Of a peregrine falcon. A lot of people call me that. What do you think Galileo was doing? Yeah. You think he was... looking at Pluto yeah Pluto got cooked Galileo Pluto got like Pluto treated
like a Some guy you you're a girl. You don't care about them Everyone loved the planets did it you know and then Pluto with the Pluto others Cooked you're not a planet, but then it's like no wait. I want you back Yeah, and then you're planning again. I love you. Yeah, that's no actually oh, yeah, none of these academics got Pissed about when Pluto got doge. Well, they hate doge No hates doge who do doji the rapper do Doja cat doji. Yeah, dochi cat Can't be straight man.
Mm -hmm Neither can you babe? Yeah, I'll be a little big if you meet, you know How come she makes fun of her her man's in the song you see that there was a book That was talking about a guy named Elon that was gonna take us to Mars. Yeah It's for sure time It's like how many books are out there how many books out there talking about Mars There's also one about Trump and then Baron Trump Berenstein knows Berenstein as Baron Trump or Berenstein Is it like the Baron Trump
Bears? Like the... Is it the Baron Trump Bears or the Baron Trump Bears? The Barons. I didn't know it was the Barons. The Barons. Like the Barons. I thought it was the Bears. That was the Barons. The Barons. The Barons, yeah. My whole life I'd be quoting like the Bears and people would look at me like... Oh, that's the Nelson Mandela effect. Yeah. Got cooked. I guess Thanks, Lauren. Yeah That barons. I was a little
bit sketch We live from New York. I look like a dumbass right now the and the barons are short for the Berenstein Bears It's just it's all he trace it back. It's all money. Yeah, it's all Hollywood We appreciate it guys appreciate your hard work. Yeah Gavin Newsome burned down the all the tinsel town, which is not cool Let's research the Library of Congress for any books about a guy named Gavin Newsom. Yeah. Destroying the Earth. Right. Well, you just got Patrick
Bateman. Yeah. It's the same guy. That's so funny when he got made fun of for like moving all weird. Like, we might do this. We might buy Hawaii. Yeah. He's just like... I gotta watch that video again. Yeah. That's a guy from Patrick B. David's podcast. Didn't he? It's just like... He's like, if we're gonna... Yeah All the hand gestures and he does that on his I watched the episode of him and Charlie Kirk out of his podcast His podcast pretend that he's moderate now He's like
no, this is just authentic media. I've always been like this, you know, it's like He talks to Steve Bannon. It's like I Want to see clips from the Bannon one Bannon must have cooked him on some stuff, but he's really Good at being a snake It's just crazy because it's like being good at being a snake. It's like, you know, like most people know Yeah, you're a snake. He's like a demon. Yeah It's like but it's not a tricking anyone. Yeah, like You just like dumb person
drunk person. Well, the movie American Psycho is based on Gavin Newsom played by Christian Bale now, yeah, and so That's another Mandela effect. Yeah. So it's it's not. It was actually played by Gavin Newsom and it's about Gavin Newsom. I was putting some lotion on my skin today and I was thinking Buffalo. Is it Buffalo Bills or Buffalo Bobs? I think it's. The lotion on the skin guy. He's Bob's. And I just think I'm becoming
more like this guy and I don't like it. I had a whole thing where I was in, I got stuck in a well. It was a while back. It was a little while back. I got stuck in a well and then there was this weird guy lowering down a bucket to me of lotion. He said he puts the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again. And I was like, I love hose. I didn't even put on any lotion. I was ashier than the first time I was in 9 -11.
It's a trap. Yeah. 11 turns out it wasn't a hose these hose beats hose me down with a water hose Okay, I see what he meant now. Oh, I like water hose. Well, you're talking about mermaids. Yeah, it's water hose with them sirens Yeah, and on that note folks. I Think we're there Patreon .com slash bad comedy is where the real shit goes down, folks. We have we had a representative from Adidas on the podcast for the guest episode. So you're going to like that one to hear more.
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has the internet. Yeah The guy who was like, yeah, we're all gonna die in five years from carbon like Bill Clinton's favorite. Yeah, pretty sure it's been five years Wow. The allegorical sense that you were saying that. That is fucked. Yeah. Stuff that's like, you believed it, and then now with everything else unraveling, you're like, no, there's a huge, that is. Right. That human -made climate change just isn't real. Yeah. I feel like Dave Chappelle right now. This is
my extent of, like, just my mic. It's like I'm, it's like I'm, it's like a sex. object. It's like a sometimes joke. They go. Yeah, I actually said this huge Ken Flores fan this that video where like what? Yeah, we're talking about being in Boystown selling blow and then sucking a dick fool or some power can fluoride dog. I was soaking that day. I love that video. Rest in power Ken fluoride. This is our rest in power video. Oh, Dale died, by the way, guys. Oh, yeah. No, not.
Not. You believed it. Yeah, you fell for it. If you saw my story where I said rest in peace, if you waited a couple more seconds, you would have seen them right next to me. Yeah. So if you know, it's sometimes it's you send something and people watch it or they don't or they just think they don't. Watch the end of the video. They're really mad in the back of their head because I gave them a heart attack. Maybe don't
jump to conclusions. It's called a setup. Maybe your brother will text you and say, like, did they really pass? Yeah, maybe you reach out to a cousin. Did you know it was a Baron Trump bears? The Barons. I'm like, how long? The Baron. How many times have I said that and looked just dumb?
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sting like a bee. We have bees. We like bees But we're not be heads. Well, I'm a bee head. I Love bees. I have bees in my head. So yeah, call me a bee head. Thank you My brains a beehive son of transmitter. We have a lot of bees. We have the best bees. That's bees Said bees bees bees in my head bees in my head. I like the Oregon State bees. Where do they find you? I'll be at Oregon State trying to get some beaver. I love saying beaver. Yeah, no one says that. Yeah,
it's mold. I'm the only person that says beaver. Trump says it in the locker room. Not even Trump. No, when he's in locker room talk, he does. You think so? We talk with the boys. Yeah. And there's not a hot mic that they leaked. I don't know. I want to hear the. whole clip and see kind of what kind of context was that taken out of. Yeah. Right. All he said was great. You grab him by the beaver. It's like, how come we got that? But not the Epstein file. Yeah. Not the shape
shifting stuff. No, it's like none of the like the crimes Biden did. It's interesting. It's I don't know. It's just like everything was signed by auto pen. It's kind of weird. There's a mad libs. We have mad Republicans mad about now. It's mostly libs that are mad. Yeah honest, but you got to admit that these red pill guys They're just so mad about there's no Epstein files released.
Oh, yeah. Shut up. Just wait Also, it's not like cash Patel wants to hide that no if you're a If you're the attorney general and you want to build a case you need that especially if they're against politicians or high -up people They have really good lawyers. So you have to have an airtight case So before you release any of that you want to make sure you have cases on everyone that's involved I'm worried about how they're gonna
release it if they have it. It seems like Trump said said recently they do Actually have it and it's gonna Because I don't trust Pam bondi's timeline Do you? It's almost like Pam bondage when she's wearing all leather. Oh, yeah. From the office. Yeah, it seems like if you yeah, if you fuck up, like it's easy to fuck up a legal thing to where it's like a mistrial or just like 100 percent. You get evidence thrown out on accident that just ruins the case. And you're like, yeah,
you got me right here. But then if you if they don't fuck it up, then you're in the other situation like you got me. If you're a librarian of Congress, are you in Congress? If you're a librarian at the Library of Congress? Sometimes me and Mac, we skip recess. I'm a librarian at Congress? Yeah. We do a lot of language arts. We are really artistic with our language. Mad boys, fuck math. Yeah, fuck math. We do recess. Maybe science classes. We're running science class. Yeah, electricity.
We're doing drugs. Oh, yeah. You know the little, it's a boarded area by the school. Yeah, yeah. You go out there. There's a bunch of burners. Lucy Kay has a story about stealing a bunch of like... Is it the Bunsen burner bears or the Bernsen burner bears? I think it was like the Baron Trump burners. Alright. Folks, I'll be live, yes, join the Patreon. Alright. Just like cool that stay positive episodes. Oh, sorry. Sorry the patreon. Oh Yeah, we're so the patreon
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