JUDGE BONESBERG! - Bad Comedy! Podcast | Normal Ep 184

Welcome back to the Bad Comedy Podcast, folks. We got a huge news day today, huge news. Jasmine Crockett is in hot water, not for what you think. I'm gonna break that about halfway through the episode. Make sure you listen to the whole thing. We're gonna be talking about Ukraine, Israel, all the most important stuff, bees, Bugs Life, the Caterpillar. We have some... Stuff we want to break up by the Caterpillar from the Caterpillar. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to where that leads. Right.

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get that name? I just got it. I'm just that kind of guy Yeah, and then of course I'm here with at comedy baddie Oh Dylan Mahler also known as Tim hot tub like Tim pool, but I'm a hot tub And that lady's in hot water. It's not a hot plunge But I'm here to talk about me at comedy baddie And so yeah, I just, one day I was like comedy baddie sleepy. And then I woke up as the Joker. And it's like. I think you're a sleeper cell. I might be a sleeper cell. Oh you forgot

to say let's get into it. And let's get into it. Yeah, so we think Dylan's probably a sleeper cell, and they're activating him through X. Or they're training his brain on X, and then one day it's going to click, and then he might have to unalive somebody, but we don't know who. I'm so ready to get deployed, I can feel it. It's like being in heat. We don't know if it's the

good guys or the bad guys. I mean, both the good guys and the bad guys have to use similar tactics because, you know, you got to fight fire with fire sometimes. I feel like I am the fire. The second fire. I sleep or sell anemia, so I can't be a sleeper. So that's how little of a sleeper. So I am most be nice. But I also but I also have I don't have an iron deficiency at all. I have. way too much iron. You're too ironic. I'm too

ironic. Yeah. So the doctor said you got to take anti iron pills and I said suck my, I said suck my dick dad. I told my doctor, he's a nice guy though. I felt kind of bad. He's a Mexican guy. And I said, why don't you go back to Mexico? Did you say anything during the appointment about just kind of, so how are you doing? I said something ironic. And he was like, it's clear. It's in your blood. You're being ironic now. And I said, Yeah, you're a good doctor. You're cooked. Yeah,

I cooked his ass. It was the most base appointment I ever had. My doctors and I'm cool. I said, Hey, Dr. Fuerza, why don't you go back to Mexico? Not? Oh, yeah. It's not so fast that it could suggesting maybe you don't do that because he's a well, I wonder if he's a he's a doctor. Would he be at the cool kids? I wonder, I wonder, he's not a great, I think he has like one star probably. He's nice, but he just comes in and like, tells me that I should get a COVID shot, and then gives

me pills. And that don't get the COVID shot. Well, I respect that strategy. I'm gonna be honest with you. Just the pills, just the pills. Hey, doc, how about you hold the lecture? Yeah, hold the lectures. My old doctor, or my old gastroenterologist, because I have Crohn's. Folks, do you know how expensive it is to have Crohn's? You have to get a job to get private insurance so you can afford to have Crohn's and you just pay $10 ,000 a year out of pocket. So join patreon .com slash

bad comedy or else I'll die. Mac is a slave to his Crohn's. I have two jobs and I'm a slave to my Crohn's. Yeah. And so I have to work two jobs just for my Crohn's. If you could just join the Patreon, even if you don't listen, I need it. Free Mac break the chain break the Crohn's right. I don't want to be a slave anymore You

know I thought we got rid of slaves. No, it's like it's not how it's romanticized It's not like right a lot of movies about it Yeah, you know and I've always said if there was white slavery that would be fine cuz I'd be the best one Yeah, you do talk a lot about the horse that they would give you to ride on and they would I mean I whip the other slave It's kind of you slave owner mentality. Well, no, I mean I would

be a slave under a Under black ownership. Yeah, and then I would get promoted because I'd be the best crop picker and then they would promote me to Where I would whip hipsters that aren't working because most most most hipsters like Michael Cooper's They they love communism because they don't put in any labor and they just want all the money Until you get that whip on their back. It's a lot. Yeah, we've been writing the

shape. Yeah And they'd be like I'd be like you asked for that you asked for the white slavery Which is actually doing him a favor because that guy he wants the gumballs. That's his nut That's his they'd probably let me at dinner, too I'd be like their main general because i'm going against my own people, you know, like Well, you'd probably be serving if you were doing like dinners.

No, I think they would let me eat with them So yeah, no just kind of the more you talk about sounds like you just kind of envision yourself as like a slave owner No, I would be friends of the black guys that own the white slaves.

Well just kind of color I just feel like you might be the affiliation that would help because like even like a slave owners like they're not even the person on the horse whipping and But you kind of want to be no they they would have like in American slavery, or actually in any slavery, they would have some slaves that would be the manager, and they would whip the other black people and shit like that. No, I believe you, and I feel like you would know that. That's

what I would be if it was white slavery. Yeah, that is your absolute idea of it. I know for sure I would get promoted because I'm a hard worker, and I know that most of these people aren't hard workers. Well, what if your crones came into... And I would shit in the field, whatever I got to do to work hard. I'll get a diaper. Yeah. I'll shit on Michael Cooper and then walk. You know what I'll do? I'm so Machiavellian.

What I would do is I would put down Michael Cooper and Katie Zane, all these people and climb them like a staircase, some kind of promotion. Well, you really got to bully him to get some of his... Bob Kean? Yeah. What I would do is I would... I would carry Bob Keane to the top of the staircase of all the people that don't work hard and throw him off. And then he'd probably fly away like a bat. Well, if you're killing the other slaves, even if they're like kind of a bat rat. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, Bob Keane is a is a disgusting bat rat. He's really a disgusting like looking and sounding and just his whole personality. Everything about him is bad. It's almost just like is there anything good about him? No, there's no anyone name anything good about my keen I'm sure Bob Euler has things that he looks up to but it's coming from such a low vantage point of a human I mean Bobby buzzes a coward And he talks shit behind people's backs all the time.

We talk shit in front of people's backs I mean just the more actually right now we're talking shit Directly to people if they're listening behind the paywall is where we say they're really hurtful stuff yeah but this is also immortalized like forever just kind of it's kind of an immortal technique we're doing yeah and it's a public statement the whole world can hear it's just kind of it's an immortal technique i'd say bob tried bullying me and then just cooked his ass

and yeah, he unfriended me and deleted the thread. And so I think we all know who won that I thought about posting it to make him look even worse. But then it's stooping his level. Yeah, I will be haunting him and just kind of ruining his life. Like for the rest of I sent I sent you that text message that I got right about a gay affair. Okay. Oh, yeah. So there's some Bob Keane is having a gay affair. I kind of like I trust the source on this one. He's having a gay affair.

More to come. But I can't drop it all right now. But more to come. Bob Keane is having gay sex with somebody behind Ariel's back. So it's like allegedly. But I also it's not allegedly I have the receipts. I just don't know if I can release some. I just got I got to talk to my lawyers. Yeah. So there's like a lot of things going on.

But really, the more that I kind of when I was like, thought I was going to war with him, it was really just a battle if that yeah it was just like uh yeah no we think you just realize he's like a loser that has like you know nothing and then i started to feel bad well he's like 50 years old and he like uh tries to cancel people yeah just like who like what's i always was nice to him because i felt bad for him and it's like when i just remember like oh this is no then

you realize that guy just needs a hug he's a piece of shit And he can't be fixed with a hug. No, a hug of Satan maybe. And he's gonna be mean and you just kind of cook him and then you ruin his life after that. We have some plans and I can't really say any of them, but there's war plans. We've been using Signal to communicate about it. We have a big group chat of some high level people and Signal. We've got Jeff Goldberg

in there, the reporter from The Atlantic. Really, it's almost just like I wish there was like a horror movie or something like an ongoing like kind of omnipresent just kind of the the creature that keeps looming and just kind of They might not run fast, but they keep walking kind of thing like a zombie like I own a fair amount of real estate in Bob Keen's head like the Chinese do here I do in Bob Keen's head like you're in all the And just sometimes I'll punch the brain.

Uh huh. Well, yeah, it seems like it's irritated lately. There's been a lot of emotional reactions. Right. Emotional, to say the least. Yeah. It kind of Bob Keane's kryptonite is a stoic response. It's like performing comedy, doing the worst anyone's ever done at a certain Mike. And then he came at you firing literally every missile and he has nothing left. What do you know? It wasn't just me. How dumb is Bob? Why do you fire all your missiles at one time? Have even a small

amount of strategy. He got kind of he got himself in a little bit of a pickle conundrum. Yeah, folks, if you're listening internationally, Bob Keane is on the Chicago comedy scene. He's a stand up comic. He gets booked on a lot of his shows. He produces nowhere else. No. And then just like if you do bad at a mic, In a town that you don't even live, the last thing you want is someone to find out without you telling them

first. So what you do is you go on Facebook on like a group with like thousands of people and you post about what you just did to yourself and make sure that everyone finds out like your

version of it. Right because the last thing you want is like two people to find out from someone else like authentically Yeah, like the problem is he thinks that the uh that history is written by the losers It actually just turns out is by the victors So it's he's gonna fuck around to find out and but bob keen has a black eye in perpetuity. He always He has a perpetual black eye because he just always punched in the face. I fought him myself in an alley and He had a

mark in his face. I'd never mark on my face. I was blacked out, but I I count that as a win. I think I got a kick in as well. So. As if you needed it just to. Well, I was like I was doing some kung fu, blackout kung fu. Some tiger style. Yeah, I'm a tiger king, people say, except not gay or method, you know. And they say Bob and by they I mean Bob says he's king of the open mics, which is. He came at me with some kind

of weird stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was like he's a comedy veteran Yeah, and he's like you think you're were equals or something It was like I don't think about my place amongst all these everyone. We're all losers If you want to be like the best of like a bunch of losers like yeah when I first started he was doing that to me talking Yeah, that's when I released all the DMs as a nuke and then but Hate when people post

private DMS unless it's a nuclear bomb. You got to do it very sparingly Yeah, and you got to have everything collected You drop it off No, I really felt like it's like this is how like how he's talking to Mac and it's like but I was like a two months in and he was he was just like he was like he was like he's like Talking shit to the vets like you're gonna. Oh my god, you're gonna stolen beat up or something and then I

was like Like I'll hurt you dude. Yeah, I'll see you at North Park tonight I thought about that like that's like one like there's like a hundred different like angles And it's like one is just like just one is like physical actually just like beating him up Yeah, but we can't talk about too much strategy. Yeah in public But it's like for for the for the war gaming on the bob keen campaign, uh, join patreon It's just funny

for him to just make the same mistake. He made like three years ago He makes it all the time. It's so easy. He's the easiest person to Defeat it's because other people like roll over and just don't want the smoke. But then he also is just he's so retarded He's just yeah against the people with like all the ammunition nothing to lose like he has bpd thing is like Just kind of fucking with anyone that fucks with those. He literally has nothing Also, he's he has nothing

to lose. Yeah, just do I want to watch him do it to himself? He owns he owns nothing So he physically has nothing to lose. Well, he did steal Dan's show He sold Dan's show. Yeah, remember he stole his dumb drummer. Yeah, he did Yeah, he stole it like and put it on like the Friday instead of Thursday or something. Is it still called the same thing? Think it's laughter hours.

Oh, yeah another hunter Hirsch production. Yeah, well, I don't know It's like maybe he didn't steal it, but I like hunter Hirsch cuz he's autistic like you yeah, but he's like the good kind, you know I'm actually both kinds. Yeah, you're a little bit both. Yeah, I'm becoming more kind of Machiavellian I guess we could call it Mac Machiavelli colluminati Off of your body it blows

like a 12 -gauge shoddy. You feel me? Yeah pock I don't like pock as much as biggie, but I like pock but Bob Keane is much lower than those two. Oh, but Bob Keane is like He's like is he's a clay Aiken He's like a Ruben's a foul Everyone knows that Ruben stutters should have won that America that was back. That was back when that was that show called America That was American American American idiot American idiot. Yeah,

Ruben stuttered should have won. There was both bullshit He didn't win and not for DEI purposes. He was way better at singing than Gay Aiken who wasn't even didn't come out as gay at the time. He said he was straight No, and that's what the blind side should have been about that about

Ruben stuttered. Yeah. Yeah, where's Tim? Well, they named the sandwich a sandwich after him It's a good sandwich, too That's my worst fear is if I die and and that's how I'm remembered is they just name a sandwich after me my dying wishes to not have like a Mac Dylan or just None of that. I would love to make a make Dylan immortalize you folks the reason we didn't do this podcast last week is because Dylan was on a secret mission

infiltrating Antifa and trying to work. But actually, I can't talk too publicly about this because if they hear this. I mean, no, Dylan is out doing the Tesla protests. He hates Elon and stuff. So most of sleeper cell, it's kind of for both sides. And so he no, he really hates Elon and he hates Trump. he hates that Elon's making everyone lose their jobs. And he hates that we're auditing the government for fraud. So he he's been at these protests really protesting. He's the real

deal. We want fraud. When do we want it? We want fraud, right? He's the he's the real deal. He's a he's a hardcore leftist. And yeah, that's all safer now. He's not infiltrating the Soros network at all. No, I'm not kind of just Yeah, Trojan horsing my way. No, not at all. Yeah, that's all that's all we can say it for now So let's a little wink and a nod to the fan. So yeah attention. Please don't tell George George Soros or Alex Soros. Yeah Alex Soros, have you ever heard him

talk? No, he talks like he's on his shitlet. He's George Soros' son He's just his prodigy the same thing. He just wants to control everything. Probably his 40s 30s. Maybe I don't know. Okay, so I just mix these people up because I think George Soros is the he's the one who's old and he's the one who started all this shit. He's the young one that looks like the Joker. Yeah, and he talks like he's on a billion like milligrams

of Adderall. Yeah, he probably is. And he makes like war plans for Antifa and stuff like that. War sucks. I know. We should make war sucks. I know. She left me drone strikes by the stairs. The same thing. I was like, how do we make it about drone strikes? Oh, yes. That's perfect. The U .S. government doesn't care. I was talking to Diego about that last time, just like I want to make these little 30 second parodies of music

stuff. But if I do, it's just so hack now. I have a million I could just come off the dome. That's what we got to do, because it's like... Like there's a... Don't tread on me. Yeah. We should start making those. It's low notes, but weird out. It's weird to make a whole song. Don't tread on me. Don't make the whole song. That's too obsessive. That's like Mac with Dan to see me. Yeah, but it's it's funny because it's the

whole song. Yeah, that's why I think it's funny I think it's funny because it's the whole song. It's ridiculous Yeah, it is It's another level.

There's like I could easily do it could have easily done one verse of Dando Cmo by evening Yeah, but it's way fun out here stealing jokes There's something funny about every bit that I got was just fucking so long When my bits get tried at the open mic I can count on Dando CMO there That was actually some really good writing by me Not trying to give myself too much credit or but it was some pretty good writing No, it's like have you seen that sales guy who's like

if your family was gonna get murdered could you sell 40 cars a month? The guy sells 10 cars a month if I'm gonna kill your family could you sell 40 cars a month the guys like yes And he's like okay. Why aren't you selling 40 cars a month? Why do you need your family to be in you know

you can do that? Yeah, and I feel like I probably self in a sleeper cell situation where like these lyrics need to I probably yeah Well, I'm gonna kill my family if I don't write well my brain is just very industrious But if I if I put my mind to it so like if I get if I have a project I get it done You know Just get it done. I get her done. So you gotta be careful about what projects you Yeah, I took on projects 2025. I wrote the whole thing You got it done. I wrote

all of projects 2025 give it to Trump. He saw the whole thing He's implementing it and that's what that's always that's what we all wanted Yeah, but I mean I wrote it as it was a prank Yeah, and then it turned out that they're gonna implement the whole thing I'm trying, what pranks was I thinking of? Well we did, we voted for Trump's to cancel out to make Dan Kass vote for

Trump. That was a big pivotal. Yeah we weren't even gonna vote folks, we did this hilarious jackass prank where we both voted for Donald Trump just to reverse Dan Kass, enemy of the show. He's, I had, it was because... We cut this out of the episode because it was so annoying but I had an argument with him about Russia gate in January 6 we're concerned about it but and and Dan cast was so annoying that we Made him vote for Donald Trump. So Dan voted for Donald

Trump. We stayed out of it because technically we didn't vote We just believe a gas voter for Trump. Yeah. Yeah but I also voted for Trump a different voting place. So we both voted for Trump. We also voted for Trump. Yeah. I mean, I went to every I went to every polling place and voted for Trump. It was a kind of level five, maybe even level five and a half that we did this in a overwhelmingly blue. Yeah, then it was almost like do we even tell him because it's

easy rebuttal. Yeah, just saying well that was What's voter pointless? Yeah, there's a lot of voter frogs out there. He's a sore loser. There's a lot of voter frogs were winner Yeah, voter frog. Yeah, that's they've been saying is apparently everywhere. Mm -hmm They're trying to rib rib the election. Yeah Yeah, that's a stretch. I think they are rib in the election I don't know if they're forcing it, but they stopped ribbing Snickers bars. They took the glazing off of it.

Yeah, it's like a stop the stop the peel. Yeah, they did. They're you peel back the layers on our food. Yeah, let you leave our food alone. I don't need a Kennedy in my pizza. Yeah. Well, yeah, I like eating the bugs because they got they got the grass or crickets chopped up that they make the they make some out of the chopped up crickets and then put in the food and then the red dye the red dye is made from from these ticks they mash up. They're really red. Wow.

And so we're already eating the bugs. Yeah, we're already eating the bugs. No, I was on Little Caesar. They're getting us started on the There's no bug option. I wonder if this bugs me. Yeah, I think the Little Caesars actually has okay ingredients From what I've heard Papa John's it and them but I think Domino's has a lot of bad stuff Pizza Hut We're being John. We're talking

about how Stuff crust uh -huh. That was only a thing for Pizza Hut I think they had a copyright under something but then now everyone has it, you know Wow so That's a good thing they had, but now they don't have that cooked. Yeah, no, you're washed at that point. Pizza Hut got cooked and they stopped having the brick and mortar stores where you can go to the buffet and get a bunch of pizza. Pizza Hut was fun to go to. It was like, Pizza Hut! Yeah, let's go to Pizza

Hut and eat a shitload of pizza. Because pizza rules. I was kind of mad when Alex Stein was talking about... It's like I love Chuck E. Cheese like I got me on that was like my how I got into drugs Yeah, well Chuck E. Cheese. I like sign. He's a he's a furry He's Robbie the rat. Yeah, that's why I wanted John Hickok told Tucker Carlson So we could call Alex Stein and he didn't he didn't put in the call when you needed it most so far Mm -hmm. So it's is John Hickok enough.

Yeah. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna break the Jasmine Crockett news now. This is breaking news breaking faking news breaking news breaking news. You won't get this from anywhere else except for the bad comedy podcast Jasmine Crockett, the congresswoman who used to talk like me. And now she talks like Y 'all motherfuckers crazy governor hot wheels down there Yeah, she talks like that now. She she talked like this and now she talks

like that. That's not the reveal Yeah, she's she's it's not even racist for me to do that because she is code -switching exactly the same as I am She talks exactly like this and you're not threatened by you can code switch she talks person she talks precisely like this in real life and then when she goes out there she's like You know, take the shit I said. That's not her real voice. But that's not the reveal. The reveal is Jasmine Crockett. No relation to Davy Crockett.

She would have said you could have the Alamo. She said you could have the Alamo. No, no, no. Don't even tell me that right now, Matt. No relation. OK, so no relation. But he has relation to her. No, but she is. She divorced her parents? No, I looked at the lineage. And the lineage is 12 %? No, no. There's no Davy Crockett blood in her. So she got blood transfusion? It was a different Crockett's. I think it was the people that made

the crockpots or something. But then there was Davy Crockett who was cool and wore a raccoon hat and defended the LMO. And she's not... Right, so he's probably rolling in his grave with his namesake being Used by someone who's code -switching and telling people to burn down Tesla's Davey Crockett's locker. Yeah Maybe check that yeah, Davey cock it but that's You don't get news like that anywhere else folks. Do you think that she it was the name or just kind of? That might not

even be her real name. I bet her real name is like like Sarah Sarah Nepper Maybe we should ask rock. We should crack it. Yeah, she probably is a white woman with blackface on Yeah, they're all cosplaying as Black women. Yeah, and what I mean lizard people are wearing white body. I mean black women used to be the Karens They used to be the triple Z snap, the triple Z girlfriend. Women were just I heard a good analysis about this. So culture goes from black women to gay

men to white women. It's like Bermuda Triangle and white women ruin it all. And they white women honestly are the worst when it comes to like. Like the most of the people at like racial like protests are white people No, honestly, it's like bill burr and they don't even know what they're protesting They don't even know they're protesting half the time bill burr cooked white women so hard in that one mon SNL monologue bill

burr has been a Weirdly leftist recently. I mean, yeah, I think he's got I think he's got the thing. He's got a big -time derangement syndrome and then even Sam Bishop was making fun of him. Really? Yeah, he was saying, you know what, Bill Burr, I don't think that I like your arguments and he didn't like how Bill Burr was being upon, but when Bill Burr cooked white women. It seems like Sam Bishop is, I mean, Sam Bishop's in the cult fully, you know, and you would think that

he would love the Bill Burr thing. You're not allowed to criticize people within that cult. No, and it's like he's making fun of Elon aren't you supposed to just like have an orgasm right

now Yeah, instead. He's having he had a in the other cult in my window orgasm ago Facebook we We actually criticize people when they do things wrong but the the other cult they Like if you have an Afghanistan pullout, you know 13 people die and we leave them like like a hundred billion dollars of weapons then everyone's like, that's good. I think that's good, but Sam Bishop, he pointed out Bill Burr is an old white man. Yeah.

I don't know how young Sam Bishop is. Hey, Sam Bishop, who the fuck cares what color people are? Who the fuck is that guy? Sam, Sam, Sam Priest, you're a racist. Bringing up race all the time is racist. I second that motion. Yeah. So you're talking about it. He's racist. He's

sexist. Yeah, he's talks a lot about the chosen people Yeah, white people that bring more than I white people that bring up race all the time or racist we choose not to do that because that divides our country and I think the Democrats had never changed from when they were the slave owner guys Yeah, and it's like they just switched it to Making black people perpetually poor we should see if he made any AI art of himself on a horse and really examine See, maybe he thinks

he'd be the emperor slave. Yeah, I bet. I bet he would take down the Teddy Roosevelt statue in Portland. I bet he was part of that. That pissed me off so much. I'm still mad when I saw that. When I went to Portland, I saw the the statue stand without the statue. You went there to visit it and you were just I didn't even go to visit the thing. But when I saw that there and all these purple haired people walking around and all these people shooting up heroin like.

Portland is the worst place in the world And then I saw that and I was like Do you guys even know? They took him down because he's a white guy. That's literally it but he was He had the most Teddy the Rough Riders was the most diverse fucking regiment ever It's a cool squad. He was a thing. He started he started national parks, which is that's environmentalism. That's Conservationism it's it's like the best way to unite a bunch of people from a rag tag team of Different people

his party was called the progressive party. You need a common enemy I think maybe Sam Bishop's new common enemy Same if you want to attack bill burke cuz he has red hair. I don't care Yeah, but you don't even have hair the enemy of my enemy is my friend So that means that Bill Burr is my friend. So we got to and we got to attack with Elon Musk attack Sam Bishop. And I'm friends with George Soros. Yeah, yeah. Right. I'm really good friends with friends with friends with Bill

Gates and our friends Alex Jones. And I'm friends with Fauci and I'm friends with RFK. I'll drink to that except I do think I might be a sleeper sell against Fauci. Really? Yeah, I thought I mean, that'd be the best pick. Doesn't he's gonna die on his own. Yeah, I was gonna say trying to say the K word Because then YouTube just cooks us, why can't you say that? What about the band that cooks with the K two K's? Yeah Alcohol is horrible. John Hickok was right Well, it's 62

.5 percent alcohol. It's not a good percent. I mean, it's hard to I think it's hard to be good when it's that high But then it's good in a different way, but not you want it to be this is actually this is actually the perfect glass for something that that heavy or that high in alcohol content because it's a weapon. Yeah, but also just the amount of it in here because you don't want a full glass, you know. No, but it's you don't want more. Took too much more

than shot glass. Oh, yeah, you just chugged some yeah, I don't want to take a shot I've just been saying drinking you bit. That's my second one. I've just been sipping it. Oh my gosh. You just totally bamboozled me I Just got scammed so hard. Oh, you thought I was gonna shoot it down I hit the table and you set it down. I guess I think I said Maybe I didn't was review the tape Or get someone or Bansky if you're still around Can you take a look back at the tape or as you

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Rand. What about, I love Cher. It's like really we got to think about our purpose here. We should be a theater podcast to John Kennedy. I love John Kennedy. Do the right thing. Guys, if you don't know Senator John Kennedy, regardless of your political affiliation, go listen to his. This guy is a fucking wordsmith. He writes bars. He says funny things, dude. He's got some new ones, too. You got to check out some new ones. Just go to YouTube and type in John Kennedy.

I can't imagine how much there is. People have been talking about him, too, on X a lot more than I've... I should have made the John Kennedy channel. I don't know if they have one yet, but people have been talking about his quips and stuff. That's one that's like, you see a million of the same thing. It's like, if only there was a channel dedicated to this, we need a John Kennedy channel on Instagram. Well, I should have made it earlier, because I think that I was... You

were a pioneer. I was a pioneer in being a huge fan of John Kennedy. You were there before all these people talking about it. Right. You know more. You haven't. I know all of his quips pretty much. It's so it's so valuable. Yeah. In cyberspace, John Kennedy clips. Right. He's talking about his zingers. Yeah. They're like old school, but he has such. Yeah. Yes. And then still. Yes. Mayorkas, who's Definitely an alien or reptilian

or something. He's like the definition of that I didn't believe I didn't believe in any of that until I saw me or kiss and I was like this guy is a lizard person he's like a bad case of like He also just like imported a bunch of criminals on purpose You gotta have that guy do like the least, you know obvious thing if he looks like a lizard still that guy Yeah, he's evil, but John Kennedy said would you parachute here from Mars? Yeah. John Kennedy's, that'd be a long

parachute ride. And I think I think mayor just did parachute in from Mars. It's what if you know something that we don't that? Yeah, he literally parachute. That'd be so like rapper of him to do that. The problem with Congress is everyone's everyone's blackmailed by Israel. That's I mean, the The whole Epstein blackmail operation. That's scary. I was listening to, alright folks, if

you think I'm problematic. It's not only, Israel blackmails a lot of the Republicans, but there's also people blackmailed by other interests too. I just think, okay, I like blackmail, I'm not threatened by... Like Lindsey Graham is clearly gay, and he should just say he's gay to get out of his blackmail. What is he, what's he waiting for? That would help his career. Probably turn gay now. Well, because he's been against gay

legislation though. So I think no it would tank his career Well, also actually actually I don't he's definitely blackmailed But also he's probably blackmailed by the military industrial complex because he's always trying to go to war My perspective on him was just kind of like he was like hating on Trump the most roasting I'm thinking he wasn't gonna win then it's just started Fucking his dick once he got elected. He sucks his dick so much. And it was just kind of like, okay, you're

just a flimsy nothing. Yeah, he's the he's a sinko fan. Yeah. And then your name is Lindsey Graham. So weak names also recently Trump endorsed him for for the next Senate race when it shouldn't be him. It should be different. That's like just

nice to Trump to do that even. But I wonder if maybe he made a deal with I think they have a lot they have a lot going on behind the scenes where they're arresting a lot of people for Kickbacks and stuff like that and maybe Lindsey Graham came forward Lindsey's like I got enough clout in my lifetime Maybe he came forward and is ratting on other people I mean he definitely seems like he would so that they won't prosecute him and then he said and then He was like if you endorse

me Give you all these names and then just give me immunity. I think that's what it is That's what it's got to be because he's like the most known in Mago likes him It's like how can you like someone that's so flimsy? It's like he's basically like Bob also Trump talks shit about man about sassy Massey, which wasn't cool No, how can you hate on sassy Massey's the realest Thomas's? Sassy Massey is the realest n -word in Congress and Lindsey Graham the phoniest flimsiest

and he's gay Hey, he's closet gay. He's for sure religious, right? He's like a he's like known gay like I think he there was the thing where he was in a men's bathroom and he was like tapping his foot like trying to like solicit sex from someone oh my god if there's if that if I've heard that's kind of scandal like I think that was him. I thought that was that wiener guy No,

that guy that was worse. Well that guy He got what came out was that he was just sending pics of his wiener, which is funny No, but but but he was also doing some in the bathroom, but maybe He did a lot of bad stuff. This is so there's a lot of closet. Well, I think he's I think he's tied in with the Podestas and Hillary and all that. Oh man, that's just funny to be like. You gotta look into Patrick Byrne, dude. This guy. People think that you might have done that. Have

you heard of Patrick Byrne? General Flynn and him made a a three part kind of docu -series called The Enemy Within and he breaks down like the deep state and he was CEO of overstock, but the In the oh wait crash he completely predicted it and then they ended up bringing him in he has a good photographic memory So the FBI he's an FBI asset for a while and then he ended up turning on them because they tried to turn on him Then that just sounds dangerous photographic

memory. Yeah, they want to kill him really bad They want to hurt him. It's just Mac at this point, man. Like what are we doing? I kind of let YouTube not know. What are we really doing? No, I'm actually asking what are we doing? Because if you the difference between that it's only it's only it's just those there's just words that yeah, but those words. It's like that. Are we making money when we don't do it or do we not even know? No, what I'm saying is that when

you do that they they they push down. The people that it's not about money. It's listeners. Yeah. But then how much do they push it down? They 100 % do it a lot. At some point we just got it. Do what we do and yeah, well that's for this for the patreon. So on the patreon we talk all about Yeah, we never talk about this stuff on here. Yeah on patreon. We really we Let people

want to hear that on and pay for it. Well, yeah, if you want to hear about People getting canceled if you want to hear about people getting canceled Which is the word that we can't say No, we want to hear. If you want to hear the K word a lot, go to Patreon. We honestly do want to hear what you want to hear. Yeah, because it would be good for us to know what people want to hear. I don't care what people want to hear. You want to have in the back your mind because I like it. We both

like to talk. I like what's funny to me. Yeah, but a lot of things are funny to you. Yeah, a lot of things are front and that be hive is a lot of bees in it. Yeah, we have if they were listeners. I have minds think alike mean being doing text and say the same exact thing at the same time. It's almost romantic. But it's Yeah, we're talking about like some loser like Bob Keane or we're talking about Yeah, we don't finish each other's sentences. We say the exact same

thing. But then imagine if just the fans like think the same things like about join the hive mind folks But you can't they can't have the full hive mind unless they join the patreon because that's missing half the episodes Well, just give us that like, you know the half hive mind and we'll see if we hive minds think alike You know That's it. That's a saying that I came up with. I know it's kind of you know, don't ruin my promotion You're getting promoted To the horse slave guy.

Yeah, I'm still unemployed. Yeah, yeah, there's no jobs out there. I was just I thought he was going to pay me. Yeah, you're not unemployable. There's just literally no jobs. No, I like thinking. No, I know. So I know so many people that are applying for jobs. There's literally no jobs. It's like was I just I think I was extra cooked, but you know, yeah, no, you should feel better about yourself because it's not it's not just

you. I know. people that are qualified for decent paying jobs or they can't even get, I applied for a job at Home Depot for the benefits. And I didn't get anything back. I would have loved, that would be the only retail place that I would work at because I love Home Depot. Yeah, to like a dangerous amount. Like if you, the people there knew. Who you are and how much you love home improvement like it would be like I would become the CEO in probably three weeks They would be

worried about you taking their jobs. That's the only barrier right they might they might Write me up for stuff and try to get me fired because I'd be worried that I'd become the CEO. Yeah It's like but instead there's some Software reviewing you didn't have the right buzzwords or whatever Yeah, and then it's just like or you have to answer the questions or it's just like do you have 30 years of experience in this. You're like, is it improv? Like, yeah. Is it? No. Right. Yeah.

The only jobs that are out there are specialty jobs where you have to have a bunch of years of experience in it, but you can't have the years of experience in it without being to be an engineer for 30 years. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. And you have to be like a new graduate. Yeah. For 30 years. Yeah. It's just that tight window. So there's that. But there's also so many jobs that are on LinkedIn, but they don't get back to you. Yeah, they go back to you in a week saying that

we found a candidate. No, that job didn't exist. They're just compiling information. Sometimes they're making themselves look bad. I'm going to start calling out these companies because please, because I'm not I'm not like applying anymore. I have a job. But these there's a lot of companies out there that I know. So I know that I have the qualifications for it. I'm overqualified for them and then it would just be like in like a week out getting email like a Standardized

email dude. I would love to do that. If we start calling out companies like you can't even get an interview dude. It's it's like I I probably applied to like 300 jobs before I get an interview. Uh -huh wait, and I have a good track record in my employment I was with the same company move my way up for eight years and then I on my own became a stockbroker. And then like, that was my that was my that was my employment break was become was getting my licenses and becoming

a stockbroker. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps. Yeah, the initiative, the drive. My dad grew up on a farm, I got those jeans. And I'm also German, very industrious. You could tap into a lot of different you can be Jewish if you need to. Yeah. I'm 13 percent Jewish. That's why I'm good with money, folks. So talk to money with Mac if you need any advice. No, but that's like inspirational. That's so much bigger than sometimes I think bad comedy. It's like, you know, we call

people out on their bullshit. Right. But a lot of times it's just policing the scene. Yeah. And but think about they can't bullshit. They can't bullshit. Bullshitters like us. No. Yeah, you know. Yeah. Whenever I see you, whenever I see Bob Keane, I say I say, listen up, Bob. You can't bullshit a bullshitter. Okay, you know, giving them a hard time when you do that. I say Bob Keane, you can't bullshit a bullshitter. And he freaks out. And then I go, Well, turns

out you're gay. The whole time. And he's like, Fuck, how do you know? And right, because because that's the best defense against a Bob Keane type of person or a hacko is you they freak out. And then you have a very minimalist response. And that pisses them off even more. Rile them up. Oh, yeah. Rile them up more and make them make themselves look bad. Let them destroy themselves.

There is like someone else I'm going to war with where it's just like, yeah, leave him on red because that's going to just tear him apart and just watch him implode and say something totally contradictory to what else he said. I don't I haven't done that. I don't do the leave on red much. All right. I don't think I. Don't know Jason would do that Jason would do that for sure. Mm -hmm, but I don't Purposefully leave you blood red much. I'm very quick at responding normally.

It's it's almost like I respond like right away Like within a second See for me the stoicism that I need more of that. So I got yeah because I'll react too hard and then yeah, and then maybe have a few days we just said and Yeah, I'll be like, oh man, they left me on right now. What the heck? Yep. Yeah, you got to get the opposite of girl brain stoicism. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then just all these companies. Because girl brains are like... Right, it's just like, it doesn't

stop. But then they also have that storage for passive. They have the part in their brain that holds the passive aggressiveness in. And then they just like, over time, just passive aggressively say shit. This is like saying like black people have an extra bone in their foot. Girls like girls. Like just not true thing. Yeah, yeah. Girls have different brains of men though. It's a real thing. They do. I mean, just like, well,

they're different size people. They I mean, like different women in general, just think different than men. They have different emotion types like black people think different than white people. Well, no, I mean, That will black women and black men think they don't Know like what about black women verse like white men know like women are more prone to emotional things or emotional like if you Do an emotional argument they're more likely to fall for it men men prefer the facts.

I Don't know sometimes. I think unless you're I don't want to like out my boys Because it's just like we need help right now. I think I feel like Men have been taking a beating for a while. It's almost a slavery level beating Yeah, especially that's just so there's been all these trans people trying to kill all white cis men No, we gotta be It's not my fault that I'm a white straight man, you know This is not a word to that when did that word become a thing we need to get rid

of cisgender. That's not a thing Maybe it was the first one. It's called normal It's it's normal because it's the majority of people this is a slur They try to say that I guess I could say I'm a part of a minority group called cisgender, you know I'm a victim Yeah, no victim mentality. It's like embrace it when it's convenient reject it when it's they're trying to gaslight you right and make you feel worse about yourself. Oh, they love gaslighting over there on the left. Don't

you ever bring up my oppression? Yeah. Don't you ever make a month about my oppression? Yeah. Trump's Trump and then it turns out you're double oppressed. Yeah. Isn't it you have two months of oppression in a row? Yeah, welcome to being a black woman How is Trump gonna be a Nazi if he's like against he's like really against anti -semitism like Jared Kushner his stepson is very

Jewish. It's tough to like, you know, you support Israel in yeah and your Hitler that makes you Hitler Yeah, it's kind of like well wouldn't Hitler do the polar opposite thing, I don't know. I'm not a history buff. Right, he'd probably be pro anti -Semitism, I'd assume. Yeah, he'd probably not fund... I think he was. Yeah, so I think it's the opposite, the opposite thing, right? Yeah, so he's kind of the anti -Hitler.

Yeah, he is the anti -Hitler. And also, people are like, he's doing unconstitutional things. He's causing a constitutional crisis. It's like... No, there's like 60 district judges just telling him he can't do anything that is within his power. That's a judicial coup. That seems like kind of... And they're all unelected, and they're

all appointed. People elected Donald Trump to do these things that he's doing, and then nobody elected these judges, especially that Boasberg guy who looks like Jack Skellington with skin. He just... Cut that part out. No. Have you seen a picture of this guy? Judge Boasberg, I believe

I want to see it too. He's evil But also just think it's guy it's it's easier thing to like if you think of like an evil globalist lizard guy It depends if our enemies like show him the picture or not But like this guy without the picture. So you're saying it's like damn So unelected people are stopping the elected people from doing

something, right? That seems like unconstitutional it is and also people like there's a separation of powers and it's like well Trump is actually firing people within the executive branch all these things he's firing people from his own thing if he was Hitler he would weaponize these things like the Department of Education to indoctrinate people so he's weakening his own force yeah he's weakening his own force that is not a thing that a dictator would do and he's a dictator would

Suppress free speech and suppress. Yeah, they would hate the they would censor stuff It would censor stuff and they would be against gun rights because they don't want an uprising, you know, yeah, they would also Weaponize the FBI and the DOJ and weaponized really every agency against their political adversaries you're fired They do reality TV Would Hitler do reality TV, folks? Can he be Hitler if he's... I feel like that's the opposite of Hitler. This guy is... This looks

so... It feels like Voldemort. Jesus. I thought I looked like Voldemort. Guys, Google Judge Boesberg. I don't have another screen I could pull it up on, but he looks like the most evil guy in the whole world. I almost feel like that's... And his daughter runs a big NGO. Weird. Oh his daughter runs a immigration NGO and he's blocking the illegal immigration flights of Tren de Aragua. It's kind of weird. Maybe tell the people at home, maybe they don't know what an NGO is. It's

a non -governmental organization. Those are the things that people put money from the government into. They use it to launder money either back into Either to their pockets or into their own elections, so it's basically a just a money laundering scheme where they make sure they keep getting elected and Okay, wait a second. I have a question. That's all true. I mean it's it The the paperwork is out there check out Mike Ben's on X if you guys want to see more about that He only goes

off facts. He doesn't speculate in case anyone else is wondering What you talking about, Willis? Because that sounds like a government agency to me. Look at how evil he is. No, no. He looks like the guy from, like, American Gothic, the painting. He's fucking the most evil -looking guy ever. No, he's worse. He's a real Satan pitchfork. Guys, please look up Judge Boesberg. It's just like he doesn't even have to... Maybe on the episode of Thumbnail, I have Boesberg. Yeah.

We love Boasberg. Just just forget his even involvement and just look him up and, oh, guess who? Look, see what he looks like. So he was in his role. He got so they randomly pick judges for cases. And it sounds like a good idea that he was on three Trump cases. And then he randomly got put on this whole signal gate case. He just randomly got put on. You know, definitely a random pick,

not just like a I mean, it sounds random. That he would get picked for every single one No, it's like people are like you don't you're so not confident you wear the hat But it's like you see what this looks like he looks like a stranger. He looks like Satan, dude No one wants to hear from that guy. I mean unless I want advice on how to be evil and like this guy It just looks like an evil person exactly. There's a Being

bald is cooked. I don't think you care Like Sam how can anyone look at this guy and say he's not evil if anybody's on judge Boasberg side You're on the wrong side. How are you even on that side? You have to be a bot And that's not fair to him. I like this guy Stephen Miller. He's great. What I want to see what Boasberg did What's his history Boasberg? Did he earn his credentials? Is he like a fair? No, he's completely far left and you're supposed to be

impartial when you're a judge. Yeah And see you just growing up, you know, I'm trained to think that guy's evil far, right? And then sometimes you realize Voldemort Yeah, well right now it's a Disney character right now the goalpost remove far right right now far right is like is like Republican light it's like cuz Trump is like socially not hard Republican, right? I feel like socially is just like a cool guy. He'll be like, I love stuff. And he went to the wrestling championship.

Wait, then I sent you the video of him, of him showing the picture of showing the new thing in the Oval Office. And it was a big thing of like JD Vance memes. That was real. It's fake. No, he had the Declaration of Independence moved into his office, which rules. I don't know. Sorry. Yeah, I think it was a declaration of independence. This is I mean, this is gonna steal the decoration. This is the next. This is the next revolution. I don't know, Mac. Sometimes I just feel like

are we just talking out of our ass? No. I mean, the whole everything's changing. What if we are? What if we're just like dumbasses that got conned? Got conned by Alex Jones? Got conned by Jones and Trump, and we're just dumb. But Jones has all the receipts for everything he says. I know, it makes sense to me and I feel like I'm willing to absorb whatever it is. And then they always

read articles from the... Like from cnn and stuff like that was just awesome because this is on youtube forever like if I Procreate my grandchildren will be able to hear. Yeah, it'll be I mean they're gonna probably take over the podcast when you die They're gonna love it yeah And they'll they'll

fucking change it to something shitty. They'll be like they'll be reading their textbook about the revolution of 2025 and then Yeah, I love bad comedy grandpa And they'll make it all and they'll be like why weren't you guys talking about the revolution that was going? They'll be like, oh my god grandpa was so dumb. He was so cooked He didn't even be so cooked even based

at all. I didn't know about the revolution was going on so this is what happened these billionaires took over and they were actually the good guys and What happened my grandpa was right the white there was a man. There was way more There's way more billionaires back in Kamalo The things will get lost in the details. There's very there's very most of the billionaires are on the left I'm just saying, you know, it's like Unless they're

cosplaying like Mark Zuckerberg. I'll say what I think at a given moment Mark Zuckerberg is cosplaying being a patriot. That's not even controversial. That's just weird. This is what he's doing Yeah, he's like, yeah, dude, you just tune it Trump. That's cool. Dana White does it like I'm doing cross bowing. I don't know how to do it. Yeah. When he got called out. Yeah, he got as details. He totally was lying about that. I feel like he was telling the truth, but he just looked

down. I think he was 100%. I think he was 100 % fabricated. No one's I don't think he's ever used across. No, he was just ignorant about it. And you don't go toe -to -toe with Rogan about crossbowing. Right. That's like talking to him about elk meat. Yeah. Maybe Dana White, you'd talk about that. Yeah. Or supplements. Yeah. Or ivermectin. You don't go toe -to -toe with Rogan about ivermectin. No. It's kind of weird.

This guy's been through the gauntlet. It's kind of weird that he was right the whole time about ivermectin. It is a little weird. That ivermectin is actually the cure. It's the antidote for COVID. Everyone made fun of him. Yeah, and it was like one of the safest drugs ever. There was a panel recently, it was Chris Cuomo was on it and Dave Smith. And Dave Smith started going in and on Cuomo about because Cuomo was like, I don't do

anything bad during COVID. He was like, he was like, you guys constantly like shot down people talking about ivermectin, like trying to ruin their careers. Like Joe Rogan, my friend, he said, And it turns out it's the cure and then you started taking it later on. Didn't apologize. Because not quite now. Cuomo was like promoting Ivermectin. Singer Weezer? Yeah, no. Chris Cuomo, Chris Cuomo, not the, not the, not the, not the governor. Not the other Cuomo. Cuz there's the

Andrew Cuomo is the New York guy. That's the thing. That's just like there's no kind of workaround. You just have to sometimes Accept if people aren't they don't have the context that you have maybe they have their own context But my context the only thing that makes sense is what I'm thinking my context is the truth Yeah, well, that's what I think but that's also what they think Yeah, but it's like but it's not the truth Well, you

watch more C -SPAN than other people. Yeah. And sometimes I have to forgive people because they don't have, they might have kids, they don't have time to be tapped in. I want to start debating. So they just go with what's been true. And it's just like, and if they think I'm whatever, like maybe they'll figure out later. I'm running for Congress. I was thinking when they, yeah, you're inspired by Alex Stein, you're going to become

a... Well, no, did you see that? There's a girl running that says she's running for the 9th district in Illinois, which is Evanston. That's where I'm from and a bunch of other places. That's where Max Rice was running before. But in one of her videos, she had like a Palestinian garb behind her. She doesn't realize how many Jewish people live in that fucking area. It's like one of the most densely populated per capita Jewish areas. So she's like very, she's like pro Hamas.

And I kind of want to run against her as a Democrat. And then I'll be like, I'll make it I want to make a commercial for my thing. And it'll be like, she's I'll be like, she's a Democrat, like far left, like loves Hamas too. And obviously, Jewish voters aren't going to vote for her. But or maybe I'll run as an independent, but I'm going to be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm just gonna be like, I'm turning the camera each time and be like, I don't firebomb

Tesla's, because I love the environment. And I'll be like, I don't like a mass. It's just very easy things. It's like, I like America, I think the government should be efficient. But you'd be running as a Democrat. Yeah. Oh, I've been around as a 90s. That's my part of the 90s. Democrat. Honestly, when I saw that, I'd be like, what are some other things that leave? I don't think that we should indoctrinate children with sexual stuff at a young age. Yeah, wait till

sex ed when they're older. That's like a that's a big issue. Yeah, for parents. Yeah. Almost like think I'll have to say I'll just things you can't even disagree with I'll say I love the Jews. I'm 13 % myself on my mom's side. Maybe I'd say I think speech should be free and say not only my 13 % Jewish. It's on my mom's side. I stand with the Jews. I don't think but it's like how many I'm not gonna say I send it Israel

I send to the Jews. There's a dude Skokie say that Skokie is the most Jews capital of any so is it is Skokie in that? Skokie's in it Highland Park Senate. There's so many Jews. That's crazy that she's running and doing that Well, I think her thing might be a I just I don't know We'll see but running as a Democrat who is against why Israel I might make the patreon a thousand dollars and then run And then they could pull up any blackmail on me or whatever or they can

join the patreon will get thousand dollars. I mean by all means But I could also be a congressman Yeah, so it's almost just like well like I could actually be a good congressman. Probably yeah, I would vote on the right things and I wouldn't I wouldn't Necessarily always need to follow party lines and everything I'm like my time like Massey. I'm like sassy Massey So you'd be a Democrat that who votes mostly Republican Because right now the Democrat covers all the bases. Well,

it's a stupid idea. Well, no I'm running as Democrats but voting for Regular common -sense things which is just the stuff that's on the right right now. Just lose as a Democrat. What do you say? I'm running as a 90s Democrat, which is a modern Republican It should work in theory, but then it's also like Why would it be groundbreaking at the same time? Because because I'm running against I'm running against a pro homos person and someone that someone that loves all this

like Left is need that also. I'll say I'll say I don't like domestic terrorism Especially on electric cars because I love the environment Yeah, it's not a big fan. I would yeah, I will denounce domestic terrorism. I think it's pretty bad On all these 80 -20 issues, I'll be on the 80. I think that's how you win. I'd say I'm not a common sense guy, because that's a bad word. That's what Trump says. No, I was thinking that. I was starting to go, it's like, this is like

Mack if he was a little more... I'll say Bo Mack Nepper, because I'm a normal guy. It's just such a blanket -like, just safe thing to... Easy. That's how you win. I'm not pro That genocide I'm not pro. I'm not pro any genocide folks, but no he can't say then skokey now say I Stand with the Jews. I'm gonna say I stand with Israel. No, it's the same thing I'm 13 % Jewish. I was gonna say that I'm 13 % Jewish on my mom's side and I love the Jewish people Yeah, no, I need

that. I need to say that Because I'm going against someone in Hamas. You don't go far. I'm going against a Hamas girl I'm 13 % Jewish on my mom's side. Not only am I 13 % Jewish. It's on my mom's side How Jewish can you sound and I loved you? I love the Jews I should do that. Yeah, I was I was actually hanging out with my Jewish friend the other night I Got Jewish friends Yeah, well, I'm Jewish and then I have Jewish friends to help fill in the rest of the 30%. Yeah, and just

be like, uh, don't ask me just happened. I didn't give a shit. No, I'll be like, I like Christians, Jews, Muslims. I like everybody. Why? Why do? Why is it my opponent? Why does everyone hate each other? Can we just all get along at somebody's came up with? Is that so unreasonable, folks? Yeah. And then I'll say, I'll say, can we decide? I'll say, can we decide? Get along. I can code switch if I have to. Yeah, it's something your leader needs to have. Right. Yeah. Right. Kamala

Harris did it. Jasmine Crockett does it. She get elected. Yeah. She lost because she ran the worst campaign of all time of campaign of all campaigns. Always just want to be in the click like in the background like what about that? He's everything you just pop in you're just like based Base and then I'm like I'm running against someone who's in Hamas and you're like cool sounds like she just got good That's just me. Yeah.

No, it'd be a monster campaign. Well, I don't know Yes, I just don't know which party to run in. So we get Max to run Republican, you run Democrat. And I beat him. The thing is, I would be I would for sure beat Max Rice because they vote Democrat anyway. He's like he's like a total Zionist where I'm just like kind of like I just don't like war. And I'll do everything I can to make sure there's peace in the world. But you're secretly a war buff. That's what they're

not ready. No, I study a lot of war. But I'm not a fan of pointless, bad war. But I like when you're like, like, you love I like some warring this. Oh, I love Oh, well, don't get me wrong. I love peace through strength. The strength is like bombing the Houthis and stuff like that. And just kind of understand bombing the Houthis to first of all, free free up talking about even Oh, yeah, no one knows who these are. Yeah, who'd be in the blow? Yeah, exactly. That's where that's

where Trump stopped. What is that with the blowfish? No, it's some terrorist guys. You just say no one's ever heard of them. It's one of like the five terror cells that Iran backs Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis, a few others. But they but they know it's upsetting me. They've been shooting missiles at all the all the cargo ships going through the Red Sea. Now you're just being me saying depressing things and no, no. You got to stop at Hootie. No, the good news is we blew

them up. OK, that's hilarious. It's like, sorry, who these? So that's called a happy ending. Yeah. So we blew them up. And not only did we free up the lanes, we sent a message to Iran because this is right after Donald Trump wrote Iran a letter and was like, hey, let's work things out peacefully. And they completely rejected it. And he was like, OK, we'll bomb your friends. I cannot see that being a good move when for him to write a letter seems vulnerable. Well,

he's like, no, this sucks. I'm doing now. No, it's like the letter was was like, we can do it this way or this way. And I prefer not to do it this way. It was like it was like what you're talking about. No, no, no. It was like a mob thing. Yeah, he was like we could either do it this way, which I'd prefer or we can do it this way where we clearly Well, if you disregard

that he's not gonna be happy. Oh, yeah No, they denounced it and then so then right afterwards we hit one of their proxies the Houthis peace through strength And then so really behind the scenes behind the scenes are like yeah next but they don't want to go to full on a war with Iran, but They're hoping that that Iran will concede to some kind of peace Because they know that we would completely destroy them, especially if we're friends with Russia So if you enter

as a Democrat, we have Max Rice on the Republican Iran is an independent or not even To split some kind of vote. Yeah, we need we feel like it would take away from one of your votes No, no, we need you somewhere to split some some kind of vote like to take away some of hers only How do we only take away some of hers? You have her similar platform. I do the same thing. But better. That's stupid, but that's true. No, yeah, that's great. Just be super pro Hamas. I'm even more what she's

reaching for than she is. I'll just be myself. I think this should be a socialist country. I'm not afraid to say that. I'll just like tell them about like, so I made this logo. It's like a swastika. Oh, you know, it's funny. So, you know, all these countries that are free health care. After these after the health care for. Yeah, like they have this money for free health care because they get. I'm worried about where this

is going and that's coming from me. They're not going to have it anymore after these terrorists because they've been picking money off us as a piggy bank on trade. That's not funny. That's hilarious. They make fun of us because we don't have universal health care while they've been picking our pocket. That's you got a little too much iron in your blood. Yeah. So that should be one of your campaign things like Canada. Well, first of all, they're I think I think their universal

health care is already a failure. I think you have to go to a private one to get real like care. People die waiting to get like care. I want to get examined in the. Town Square. I want to get examined by TSA. Yeah, like I guess I never get hurt. I never get felt up by a fat black lady like DMV type of worker. Put some gloves on. Take them off. Yeah. Do you remember the old press secretary, Kareen Jean -Pierre, the black girl? No, she was always like that.

Ask her questions. She'd be like, that is not my job. Oh, yeah. She I think I think they found her at the DMV. She would just say, that is not my job. She's still saying it. And then Caroline Levitt, the new one, is like the best press secretary ever. And she's hot. That's the most DMV thing ever. She is sexy. Caroline Levitt. You say they're all... I feel like you'd have no choice, though. You are going to have a sexual attraction to any woman in power in that administration. Any?

Yeah, no, I am a try. I am attracted. I mean, I mean, OK, but she's hot. They're all hot. But I have a special attraction to when it's a conservative lady in power. Yeah. But it's also just Alina Haber has like a bias to hire them instead of that. He loves having intelligent around. He loves having intelligent, strong women around him. Unlike what Mark Cuban said. Mark Cuban said he doesn't like having. smart, strong women around him. And then he got he got he got hooked.

But Cuban got hooked when he said that. No, just hearing that is just I'm sure the world took care of Mark Cuban. The only reason he out on the Kamala train was because he has a he started a pharmaceutical company. Wow, that's fucking like evil. And he wanted to be in the cabinet in that area. Just such pure just, oh, yeah, now all of a sudden I want to help people. Yeah,

he used to be more right leaning. And then just because of that, he started stomping for Kamala and then everyone just fucking shit on him on X on everything. He's like, I'm leaving X. Then he came back. Actually, him and Elon were going at each other's throats. But Elon was winning. He was just. Cooking hey, I don't have huge ears. He was cooking him and everything. He was like you clay Rachel Maddow, dude He's just like totally phony he is Marco Rubio freaks me out because

he's like a robot. That's like Defective still it's like a early version and then he Rubio just takes orders and does him he's also you might be Just why even try if you're like that. It might be enemies closer. So he got he got like voted in Sleeper so No, it's there so They're

keeping an eye on him. I'm sure but it's keep your enemies closer You know you want to have them around so they're not in the background sneaking around but I mean everything he's been saying and doing has been good so far, but You don't know he could I think he's kind of a rhino Republican or name only But he's also a cuban and cubans are very right -leaning because they hate communism So he's off balance So he has like when your ear is like messed up and your

balance is fucked up. Yeah, maybe but he's got like He might you might be plotting to overthrow trump, but let's hope not futile so futile and just like No, don't even yeah, it's not gonna happen this time last time. He was surrounded

by ops this time He's even need to be well. I think I think when you look at the cabinet You got to look at the people that were Like hit by the left the most and those are the best ones so like RFK and Pete Hegseth and They try to do pan -bondi, but they already threw other all their slings at Matt Gates, so But those are the best ones, because if the Democrats are really upset that they're coming in, then that means

that they're probably good. But if the Democrats vote unanimously for Marco Rubio, it's a little bit sketchy. So then it's just like when Mack Napper gets called upon to... I'll be the special advisor, or maybe I'll be a prosecutor. You're gonna be like the guy who's like, I gave up three companies to be in Doge. Like I had a podcast. Maybe what I'll be is so like, I was the candy man. Yeah, I was a candy man, stockbroker, I was back comedy podcast and I gave it all up

to come here and become the executioner. I'm gonna have the bag like when they Arrest everyone for corruption all of Congress pretty much then I'm gonna be the guillotine runner if they're gonna I'm gonna have like a bag over my head that they would wear and Yeah, I'm gonna run the guillotine You can do like a voice changer even or yeah, I'll be like oh who's up next Pelosi Yeah Yeah, I don't know whether they they really want Trump to be Hitler and they're trying to

make it happen by the left is trying to make him be Hitler by doing all this judge stuff and then It's almost like they want it's like that's how bad they want Hitler to be their leader They well, they're they want Hitler to be their president so bad that they pretend Trump is Hitler Yeah, they love they do love Hitler. So they're just

at all cost. That's Hitler is sidekick is hitler democrats never changed from when they were the racist ones in the south they're still the same and they're nazis that's it they just became their lizard skills got they just pretended they're emotional about shit yeah and then they appeal to women and gay people and feeble -minded people that's it feel bad yeah i mean both the republican and the democratic party sucked for a while but this is it's a different party now it's the it's

the america party I was thinking about it's a pro pro human pro America party. What if there's like a like the lizard party? That's the Democratic Party. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And they've infiltrated some of the Republican Party. Yeah. Damn. David Ike is a lizard person. He is and I was terrified and I called him out. I called him out. Sounds like it sounds like something a lizard person

would say. And he had no rebuttal. Yeah, I said I got a bunch of likes on it I said you're calling everyone else lizard person except for you sounds like something a lizard person would do yeah and think and just kind of and then he's like fuck he looks like a salamander so he could be a salamander person so he's maybe half half lizard half fish it's almost just like he's an amphibian yeah lizard so I think he maybe he's a turncoat of sorts and these could all be different slurs

that you're saying right now or they can all be different Races of Amphibian or yeah, so I guess amphibian isn't as bad as I think the rept the rept the reptile ones are the worst ones, but the amphibians are friends of the so he's what he's doing is he's Trying to put all the say all these people are lizard people to make it look like he's crazy and then obviously there's people this is crazy I talk about lizard people, but There's lizard people. So he showed them.

My grandkids are turning in my grave right now hearing me talk about I didn't even know the different kinds of lizards and kind of right. Yeah, I feel bad. I'm trying to figure it out. Yeah, stuff. I'm not. This is early history right now. Yeah. Grandparents are great grandkids, grandkids. If you're listening, we know about the lizard people. OK, so we're actually way

ahead of our time. No, but it sounds like we're talking like talking about the colored people But it's like this is our like kind of no, no really They were that you know, there's lizard people of all different religions raised us that they're bad and They're infiltrating our culture and they're the enemy and so it's like yeah, I'm gonna I'm not gonna say the n -word Well lizard people lizard people aren't black people

And then so they're in there's no overlap. There's no there's some There's such there's some black

people are losers. There's black people white people a lot of Jews, yeah But but it's not a lot of people a lot of people like attribute lizard people to just Jewish people and I don't think that's okay So it's across the board They gotta have representation and everything Lizard be judge Boasberg is the biggest lizard person in the whole world Well, he looks like he's like he's like the final boss in like a game where

you like he's like an undead skeleton man. You got to fight like he rips off his skin and then you go the whole game. He's the most evil looking guy I've ever seen in my whole life. He looks like a cooler name like the bows. Osberg. But is he German or Jewish or both? Bo's Berg, that's a lame ass name. Get a better name like like judge Skellington. Actually, I did actually, I commented on something about, I was posting an X about Bowsburg. I said, he looks like Jack

Skellington with skin. What about Bonesburg? Bonesburg. Skeletor. I commented another thing. I tagged myself, or I made another joke below my post. I got a lot of likes on the Jack Skellington with skin, though, one. I also got a lot of likes on Elizabeth Warren's thing. Elizabeth Warren said a thing like, imagine this scenario, and they broke down some fake scenario about somebody not getting their social security benefits, which isn't the case because they're not cutting benefits.

And I was like, I was like, This is fun. I love this. I love this Imagine this scenario a woman pretend. She's a Native American to get affirmative action and get her school paid for and then she joins Congress under because of her diversity and then insider trades and takes money from Big Pharma and then I was so duped by her before that. I'm just like am I just like Easy like impressionable everyone is I was just like that's why it sucks that we took the red pill We know

the truth. It's not like you can't blame yourself for what you saw in them Zelinsky It's like I just saw you can all I knew was just he's Not being that was the narrative being pushed by everybody but that's like Elizabeth Warren now every time I see her it's like every comment on her exes like Get just her getting cooked.

I love it And I love how some of them like say they're gonna leave ex but then the blue skies the dumb echo chamber of liberals and so they come back and like it's funny to see just like they try to do like threads I think people I've ever got on blue sky, but I might get one people go in there and just troll Oh, I bet you could get some crazy traction on it. I bet there's a lot of trolls on there. If you posted stuff

like... There's a funny, there's a funny, you should follow Retard Finder on X. What they'll do is it'll like repost like something like Elizabeth Warren says or something the AOC says. They found one. I think I've seen that, yeah. And then they're cooked, and it's like, I hope they never find mine. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. You get cooked. But you might get more followers. Then I hope they

find mine. It's just crazy. Like, they come in with the same attitude that they've always had, but then it's like, I don't think it's just my feed. I don't think it's just a bias of what comments they put first. It's just like, If Joe Biden posts like I'm leaving the best economy that this country's ever and then everyone's just like, what are you talking about? What are you and you're not even Joe Biden. What are you

talking about? It's just like Yeah, he's like signing his own pardon like what the fuck yeah, there's no way that Joe knew about all this Did you see that picture the signatures? Yeah. Well, I think that there's gonna be a huge red wedding type event Have you seen Game of Thrones? Uh -uh. That's scary. You're being David Hick. No, no. In Game of Thrones, they canceled the whole Stark family. The leadership of the North. I think there's going to be the reason they haven't...

They want to have a very solid case to prosecute a shitload of people at once. The whole Deep State. Jesus. I think that's good because also... Trump said I think next week he's releasing a bunch of stuff about the 2020 election that they have 100 % proof that it was stolen. They almost let that one go. They're like, we don't care. Trump would never let that go. Ever. That that in January six. He's gonna make sure all that comes out. Because because that that was the

legacy. Yeah, dude. And people still believe that January six was like a real insurrection. He should let it I just feel like It seemed like they were kind of just like, you know what, like we're focused on the future. Oh, like they have enough things that are just like the other side, like doesn't look good. I know, but that's paying attention that much. It's just like, yeah, you guys were like lying about everything. Yeah, they need to be. They need to be shown as the

emperor has no clothes. They need to be shown as crooks and criminals and legally imprisoned for. I mean, if they're committing crimes. This is not going after your political enemies. This is going after criminals. No, it was almost just when sometimes they're like, you know, like, let's take the higher road and just focus on uniting the well, what's have dividing they're taking the high road and not using lawfare like the other guys did. What they're doing is they're

doing actual reputation. No, instead of making up crimes and going after Trump like they did. What they're doing is real crimes and not going after them. What they're what they're doing is like arresting them for real crimes if they're following the law actually like arresting people or I think so I hope so I Mean if they're able to I mean even if they don't arrest them if all this comes out and hearings and stuff That will tank everything for the Democrat party's over.

I Mean almost just think it's like same thing as like when I'm like, oh my gosh, this guy Bob Keane is like such a loser and like talentless comic like me like saying anything back about him? No, but just like, but that was gonna rough enough. No, but Democrats don't have a rough enough. They're telling people to burn down Tesla's and domestic violence, domestic terrorism. Like, these guys aren't going down without a fight.

So I guess it's just like, these guys are doing everything they can already cooking themselves.

They're cooking themselves by doing that and they're about to get cooked as well and people really used to like Dude I could promise I mean obviously Trump wants the truth to come out about everything about on him on his legacy I Used to that's why he that's why he still won't say that he that the 2020 election was he's gonna make that's why he's always maintained that and that's why when people were grilling his nominees, when they were asked if they think that the 2020

election wasn't legitimate and they'd say Joe Biden was the president. It's like it's tough to let go when you are just like not that type of person where it's just like letting go means saying this is okay for you to do to me. And people like me. Like if I just let this go, then you just free rolled that situation. You had no consequences. Only to gain. There needs to be accountability. He talked about accountability. That means people go to jail. Fauci killed like

millions of people. Fauci, but he's kind of just fucking cute. I just want a little Fauci doll. And it goes, Fauci. Yeah, and he goes, man. It goes the vaccine works. It doesn't. It's not worse than the COVID. Stay six feet away. I'm excited. I'm excited for when RFK releases the report that shows that actually actually I got you on YouTube that more people passed from that thing than that thing then then that disease. Wait, what are you actually saying that that

more people died from the thing? That is the thing that they gave you Then then the thing that was in the air Love Yeah, that's gonna come out That's not gonna look good on my gi RFK jr Action figure mm -hmm, and I pull it back and it's like Also also Trump wouldn't have released that auto pen stuff unless he planned on prosecuting people Adam Schiff needs to go to jail forever.

He needs to go to the El Salvador jail I just think it's hilarious how sloppy sometimes things are at the highest levels of power some of these people have done really How do you let like a like Hunter Biden's pardon be sloppy? Yeah, it's just crazy. He's a crackhead. Just like that should be there should be so many people around Hunter Biden to where it's just like, I don't know who signed that and botched the signature and all that. It's just like, how do they let

that happen? You got to watch the It's the miniseries enemy within like people are just lazy at that point So like they're the Clinton so that they're the Clintons made blackmailing in politics like Power for the course, so they're just like straight -up fraudsters and for power and money, but Obama He he does fucked up things behind the scenes,

but he's more ideological. He wants communism So he's just like he's cooking for the bad side So of goodness he had Hillary blackmailed Untaken a bribe but never made it public so that when she got elected She didn't happen that he could

basically control her whole administration. So he would have owned her Yeah, it was called operation snow globe That's a cool name and I feel like is there like a racial undertone even no, it's just like that she's stuck in this snow globe and he can just shake it up whenever he wants. But snow is white. But yeah, so there was in fighting within the because the Clintons Yeah, we're just all about the money. And then Obama

is more about ideology. And basically, he was trying to control Hillary through blackmail. Do more drone strikes. Yeah, the FBI set up a thing where she the FBI set up a thing where she took money from as Azerbaijan or something. They took a bribe and then they just kept it in the under wraps as blackmail. Like a mummy. Yeah. You ever see the mummy? Yeah, but the pyramids aren't even a tomb. It's batteries. Bombs like maybe a drone struck the pyramids. Maybe a bunch

of kids. You look dumb when you do it. I like drone tracking from home. And you'll like it. Hey, Joe, can you send me a drone tracking stuff to my house? It's like a video game for me. I love killing the kids. It's like just two Obama's just like, hey, could I get that drone strike? You're going to finish that. No, deliver the delivery to your house tomorrow. Or you better not be late because I'm going to drone strike. I'm going to deliver the missile the next day.

All right, I want that Olsonsky signature. Hurry up, I want to hit this wedding. Bare not forge it. Big Mike's going to know. Barack Hussein Obama. Hussein is the craziest middle name. Apparently he was. It's a sloppy thing. Apparently he was a part of 9 -Eleven as well. I don't. There's a point where I don't even want to know that. I know. But I do. Yeah. How is he part of 9 -Eleven? You can look into it. No, I don't want to do my own research about that. Hussain, that's enough

of a part of it. Alex Jones? No, that's... He's always right. Yeah, when I saw the birth certificate thing that was just like a shitty Photoshop. He's from Indonesia. He went by Baraka. He went by Barry Satoro. And he was a CIA, the son of the CIA guy. Yep. He was the golden child that they said we can this one. Yeah, basically chosen one. He was the one to do the Marxist coup in America. Yeah, over over over a longer period of time. That's why it's just like the long war

that we have. It's it's fucking insane. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is Chinese style. Fuck with

the wrong person. Yeah, you put you plan out a thousand I think the Chinese plan out the longest yeah, because they just strategically Yeah was by land in America and then ends up over time to shit land in America all around military bases And then we'll you know kind of sneak into the Panama Canal They do very sneaky stuff a lot of sneaky stuff will steal other technology We use education, we will steal their technology. We'll make sure that their teachers are teaching

like Marxist types of ideologies. We'll destabilize them by dividing them. And our people won't even be allowed to talk like that. Yeah. And we'll get them 100 years ahead of time. I mean, if Kamala Harris won, we'd all be talking Chinese. We'd all be like, hello. Hey, Darin. Welcome to our back home in the parking. No, it's like if it was like Kamala came to Chinatown to talk. That's how she would talk. Yeah. Hello, Divine Nine. It's like, why does she have a gong? When

she walked into the... Actually, I guess there was this conspiracy that... So remember what she did, like super black voice? She's like,

the Divine Nine. So I guess... I guess the divine nine is just a couple of black sororities nine black sororities that's what she was talking about and because there is this conspiracy theory that like Kamala Harris is still gonna be president like no one can defeat the divine nine Trump's gonna get unseated by the divine nine what by some sorority houses I was in a frat we didn't If there was nine of us we wouldn't be able to do anything that for an election or anything

political It was Delta Chi gonna do And you just look like nerds I know the Greek alphabet though you do alpha beta gamma Delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota Kappa lambda mu nu zi Omicron something No wonder they ended Greek life on campus. I was the pledge trainer. That's why I know it so well I bet you can say it backwards in front of the hazer. I was the hazer. Yeah, I know. That's why you'd also be the guy on the horse

whipping people. I also know our preamble. We the members of the Delta Calf eternity believe in the great advantages are to be derived from college and university men appreciating that close association may promote friendship, develop character, advance justice and assist in the acquisition of a sound education to ordain and establish its constitution. But do you know like what it means? Or do you just know the words?

Like, what does that mean? Wouldn't know all the words so that when when a pledge didn't read it and learn it that I could I could say it really fast in their face You don't even know what it really means. Yeah, I do. It's very simple What

is it? We the members of the Delta Chi fraternity believing that great advantages are to be derived from a group of college and University of men Appreciating that close just saying it again appreciating that close association to frat promotes friendship, develops character, and assists in the acquisition of a sound education. It's very easy. Do ordain. It's not really saying anything. Do ordain and establish this constitution. All it's saying is be a frat. It didn't help me.

Frats are just, I feel like that's one of your biggest like, like weak points, like targets is. Not at all. I was able to. Frat life, lacrosse, this is stuff that puts you totally. I was you're you becoming you're just like uh, I was also a white disciple You could say no you could say all that you could say all the rap lyrics, you know But once people find out it doesn't matter. He was in a frat. He was a slave leader in the frat He played lacrosse is another I yelled at

whitey. He become that no outlier. I screamed at whitey That was my are whitey. No, no, I screamed all the whitey and the white devil. I hate the white devil Wait, did you see that Alex time videos that you re talked about the white double? Oh, I'm a huge Alex time fan. Yeah, Alex, if you're listening, give me a call through Tucker Carlson. So you should hit him up. See if we can collab. Yeah, I'll collab. I feel like Stein. He's down to do that. He's a pimp on a blimp,

dude. Pimp on a disease. Can he play lacrosse? I mean, he talks like the douchiest guy ever. It's hilarious. It's like when he'd just be like, nope, you just got destroyed. It's like, I'm five and oh. Yeah. I'd be like, are you an illegal immigrant? It's like, show me your green card. Like, I'm a citizen. It's like, show me your green card. Yeah, I'm calling town home. No, but it's like that girl was so triggered about him just saying, like, everything you're saying

is bullshit, blah, blah, blah. And it's like. Little does she know he's trolling. Yeah, but then at the same time. He's a comic dude He's like I'm the number one college debater Well, he's making fun of he's making fun of Charlie Kirk, but also it's so stupid. Yeah, so he's a he's a right -leaning satire guy It's funny. It's kind of like it's kind of like what I do. Yeah, it's very similar to me We've been moving to this podcast for a while. Folks. You're welcome,

folks. Yeah, you're welcome. I mean, where else do you get stuff like this? Check out Alex. I doubt anyone else makes this. Check out Alex Stein, Pimp on a Blimp. Follow me at badboycomedy. Go to thealexjonesstore .com slash bad comedy for supplements and helping to kill the global curve. You're really globalist. Yeah, no K words. Yeah. And also. Follow at comedy baddie. Oh, okay the pimp who is a blimp? Maybe I need some

supplements. He's a pimp blimp. He's yes Make sure you buy stuff from the Australian store comm slash bad comedy so that he can get supplements So he's not a blimp anymore. So you just a normal normal pimp. I might not even do that But maybe you'll be able maybe maybe we can buy a blimp for you. So you can be a pimp on a blimp, too Maybe I could be the Heidenberg or maybe the Hindenburg the Bonesburg the Bowsburg Yeah, Bowsburg is like a nice -looking guy. No, we're definitely

gonna He'd be replying to that guy. Bowsburg looks like the guy when you enter hell. He's the guy that welcomes you Hi, I'm Bonesburg welcome to hell So it's so you've been here this whole time like he's a judge in hell for sure, you know He sentences you to like eternal pain like we're gonna sentence Bob Keane to with our war plan Yeah It's just funny when it's like something like that like a bully picking on me. It's just like oh I've been waiting for this. I've been

waiting for it too. So much more interesting than any Yeah, I'm kind of venture. He shouldn't have woken a sleeping giant by by attacking my friend There's just so many different. Yeah angles and micro angles and macro angles. Yeah, we'll talk. Check out the Patreon folks. We're talking about we'll give more details on the war plan. Yeah, ruining Bob Keen's life. Not that difficult. Yeah. Follow Bob Keen if you want to see a bat if you want to see a bat rat. Yeah, the worst

comic ever. Right. Actually check out at the Bob Keen. I think I don't know he blocked me and everything and we're mutually blocked. I blocked him too. But follow him if you want to just see what we're talking about. It's kind of just if you don't know him, if you're describing, if you're in Jacksonville or upstate New York or Epstein's, Rhode Island, then just check out Bob Keane. You know, we have the painting. Yeah.

And I should have brought it out today. But it's OK that you didn't because it's so I don't know even the idea of. Well, I think the painting is the funniest troll. The painting is like the best representation, and it's almost like I'm a big fan. I thought maybe next time I see him, I'll be like, Bob, I think I can get a picture. Mm hmm. He tries. He tries to act like the painting is like, like all these workers love me. That's what he says. But it's like, no, this is a troll.

This is I went through the effort to have my sister paint this. You know who I am. It's never going to end. Right. It's hilarious. Having a hand -painted portrait of the worst guy in the world. We have merch you can buy. If you want to do any service, just buy from the bad comedy store. I need a new wing because it's not paying for the server. No, we need to make sure that's functional. I stopped paying because it was expensive having that domain. No, it's still there. What

happens if people buy something? No, no, no. I'll I'll put the link in there so that we still have the store. But it's just not. It's just not bad comedy dot org anymore. So yeah, but I just put a different link in the link tree. That's a go to the go to the link tree. It's like kind of like a weeping willow tree. You can buy a starving artist's sweatshirt of Bob Keene. Yeah, Dylan was raised by a link tree.

Yeah, it was. It's I don't know. Pretty country, I guess we could say contrary to popular ability, but I like judge Boasberg I want to say before we leave follow follow follow a judge follow judge Boasberg Bones berg skull. Oh, yeah, he was definitely in skull and bones Skull and bones Berg. No, it's just like anyone who ever wonders why wear a hat It's just you can't when you fall where your Tim hot tub Well, that helps a little

bit. Yeah, the hot tub's too hot. I'm Phil LaBonte anti -communist kind of revolutionary That's just like okay. It's a cooler guy cool Mac Let's go have a disability on your head. Yeah, this is a disability. Yeah, but you're a good skateboarder like Tim pool I Put want to put my rap song. I'll watch rocket power. Yeah rocket power is good. Yeah, I like Tito. Yeah, I don't like the Comedian Tito at all. I like the girl on it. I like the Is Tito the fat guy? Yeah, he's like

the blonde with the glasses. He's like the Chucky No, I thought I thought Tito was the I might be wrong. I think Tito was their mentor the fat older guy Oh, yeah, he was like the machete. Yeah, he worked a restaurant. Yes He was their machete. Yeah, so folks Check out rocket power, Alex Stein, George Boesberg, bad comedy podcast, patreon .com slash bad comedy. The Alex Jones store .com slash bad comedy. osmosis Jones Rogan, osmosis Jones Rogan. That's a good podcast. And

then I buy my Lord. Next time you're at a bar, get a shot of my Lord. It's literally the best thing you'll ever taste in your whole life. And remember, yeah, you'll have the the wisdom to know the difference, as they say in AA, you know? Experience. Yeah, because if you're in AA, if you're in AA, just fall off the wagon. This quick, this drink. Just give it up and just relapse and go back to your familiar home. Right. Which might be more pain, but it's also more comfort.

And when you fall off the wagon, we're here to catch you. Mellord, Jepson's Mellord. And so there's always a place in bad comedy for relapse and yeah Yeah, if you if you've been wanting to relapse just start with my lord It's only 35 % easy way back into drinking getting the itch. You kind of always have the edge. Yeah, it's kind of Jones Yeah, yeah, like Jones Rogan Jones Rogan. Yeah, Jonestown. Yeah Mm -hmm. I want Jim Jones. I moved there actually you did.

Yeah, Jim Jones told me it wasn't a cult. I was like, okay It turned out the whole time it was a cult. Oh my gosh. I've walked right into that one No, you got you got Jones Jones and I thought I was just keeping up with the Jones Yeah, it turned out the whole time. I joined a cult where everyone died. There's so many shows now It's like what is what how do you keep up with the Jones keep up with Alex Jones? You got to keep up with all these different Jones's. Yeah rock

of flavor Yeah, you got even Stevens. Yes. Yeah Boy Meets World. There's all these, too many new shows. It's overwhelming, but I'm going to watch them all. Right. I mean, Spongebob gets better viewership. Spongebob reruns gets better viewership than CNN. That's what Tim Burchett told CNN. And it was ahead of its time. Tim Burchett, he's a representative. He said, questions like that is the reason that Spongebob Squarepants reruns gets more views than you guys do. Why

throw in a shaded Spongebob? Like that doesn't deserve it. No, but I mean, that's no, that's that's pumping up SpongeBob because it's reruns. He's talking about reruns. Reruns normally don't get more views than one of the top news agencies. Sometimes I still worry about if I'm cooked on SpongeBob and don't know it yet. I was never a SpongeBob guy, really. Oh, I watched it sometimes. I was a Cartoon Network. Stan yeah, but still

it wasn't a war. I wasn't a war. I mean I was Cartoon Network and Disney fan adult swim even you ever watched the show with like the it's like a meatball and it's got like a So I didn't watch much of it. I wasn't really into that. I like What else I don't watch too much Tim and Eric back then either I I in the last few years I Discovered Tim and Eric more What about so you watch what else an adult swim? Robot chicken decks do we talk about Dexter's lab and D like

I like robot chicken. My chicken was robot chicken where they had the celebrity death matches. It was like Jack White or Shaq Black. No more than. Yeah, I think I remember that. What about the one that was like? He's like the cool guy. What is that? It's not Johnny Bravo, but there was another guy Bravo was archer Archer I'd are true Archer. I Johnny Bravo though. Yeah kind of reminds me of Yeah I always felt like it just like oh man. I like this shot. I want to be misogynist.

I miss kundog Yeah, we got to just folks He has a really good joke about Spyro, but he's a stand -up comic. He moved away to South Carolina People like don't even understand. You'll have a dog came through He'll probably vote for Lindsey Graham because he doesn't know enough And I wouldn't even look at him differently either would I you

can vote for a gay a gay? Closeted gay a guy who loves war and he was talking about he's just like he didn't eat sugar for like a year or something He's just like crazy health Lindsey Lindsey Graham's like, we should have been Iran. I'm gay. I just want to kill a bunch of kids. Yeah. I just want to cancel a bunch of kids. Take off one point. I just want to cancel a bunch of kids in the Middle East so I can get paid by Keith Martin. I thought you could stay in character this time.

I like when they give each other a little hard time, even though if they're enemies, they still kind of have, just like in C -SPAN, they'd be just like almost a friendly, but you're my enemy, but it's still like, I respect you in a way, or just kind of like a... John Kennedy's good at doing that. He's good at acting like he's not very adversarial, but he's also just completely

cooking them. But then you have the... Like the the Badgers like Jim Jordan will just go at someone he's Jordan's good at it though because he Jordan might be like so he has all the facts though, and he's But also this new guy Brandon Gill is hilarious is great I'll show you a clip It's just funny when it's like sometimes they give nothing, but then my favorite moments are just when they Everyone can celebrate. This moment's a little bit funny to everybody. Yeah. I love

Cher. I mean, Kennedy is the best. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to deny that at all. But that's what unites the country. Like Matt Gaetz was good at going in on people. But you're right. He was so polar, though. Yeah. But then it's like, I love Cher. Yeah, that shit is. The music happened behind the country. That should have been the most popular video on the whole Internet. He should be the president. Yeah. Or vice president.

I just want to hear from him a lot. Yeah So Ted Cruz has a podcast I want me I need a Kennedy podcast without Ted Cruz maybe Kennedy and Chuck Grassley losing 96 Iowa with us we should reach out know who would be another good person in politics for him to announce Jones JD Vance no no he's got to be another who's an entertaining person in Congress him and Wait, no, no, no. What about him? And it should be a Democrat. It should be her. Oh, no. The Hawaiian lady who's

retarded. Is she the one with the one leg? No, that's Tammy Duckworth, Illinois. She sucks. She walks. She walks. She waddles like a duck. Makes Kendrick look bad. His last name is. Yeah, we can make fun of disabled people because Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett made fun of. She should travel. She made fun of Greg Abbott. He's in a wheelchair. He's been paralyzed since he was 26. He should try out for a kill Tony. And she called him Governor Hot Wheels. No, she didn't.

That's like even beyond Trump level. He wouldn't even say that. Yeah, he wouldn't say that even. I know. It's a wheelchair person. He's like, yeah, I have human decency. A tree fell on him while he was on a run when he was 26. He's been paralyzed ever since. She called him Governor Hot Wheels. Can't even say shouldn't you apologize? She said she your excuse was she said that uh She was when I said hot wheels. I was talking

about how he was shipping immigrants up. It's like no no no no No, it was clearly because he's in a wheelchair. Oh my god Yeah, it wasn't even like it wasn't even funny it was uh She's like she's like We out in these hot -ass Texas streets. You all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there. And then she's like, he ain't anything but a hot -ass mess. It wasn't funny because all it did was, all it was was a dig without any kind of punchline or... Exactly, it was like

that Leonardo when she... It was a dig without... So I like funny stuff, but from a comedian's perspective, exactly. She didn't have any... thing to joke around it. Yeah, nothing to follow it. Yeah. Hot Wheels. That's so hack. It's so hack. And it's so mean. The hackest thing ever. And it's just like, it's mean when it's not even funny. Greg Abbott didn't care. He was like, he was like, that's not nice. Oh, my God. I didn't

like it. Well, I what I think he should have done is make an AI of him with like, in his wheelchair and his wheelchair has like, like a the flame hot wheel stripes. That's what Trump would do in retaliation. 100 % is you self -deprecate as it come back saying it doesn't it doesn't phase you. No, that's the best. Just get a snapshot of Trump at McDonald's Trump with the garbage truck. These are moments that's going to be in

the history of saying what happened. Yeah, if there's a future, if this should be in the time capsule, right? If we don't let Zelinsky make World War 3 happen, if there's not a nuclear event that kills seven -eighths of everyone, like Bill Gates wants probably, then this will be history. I think, like, I hope Zelinsky gets turned into kind of a bug or kind of like a thing you swat away, but it might be sleeper self versus... Zelensky, potentially. Well, I think you know

how the globalists say eat the bugs. Zelensky is a bug and they're going to eat. The people of Ukraine are going to eat them. Yeah, it's like he's got so many things against him. I feel like that's the people of Ukraine don't want to do this fight anymore. They know that it's an unwinnable thing and literally they're they're kidnapping people with Down syndrome on the front lines. It's insane. Yeah, and they pretend like.

The polling there is good for Zelensky, but he refuses the whole elections clearly just made up polls Remembered his arrogance. He thought he could go up against Russia. Yeah And then yeah, I don't know why the UK and the EU are like, yeah, we got to keep the war going It's

like for what? No, but that moment with you on let's keep talking about when Elon that was powerful when Elon was talking about the Ukrainian war on that doge thing because he called that one fucking loser Democrat What's his name something Kelly Mike Kelly or something he Brett Bayer brought up a Tweet that he's had where he commented on Mark Kelly. He was like just got back from

Ukraine. We need to send more money there And then Elon in the comments a traitor and then you've seen that from the Okay, I'll pull that up after I'll show you after but He he went off on People putting other countries in front of ours and just paying for Through virtual signal virtue signaling just letting thousands of people die every day. He's like I have complete contempt for people like that I don't know. I feel like

sometimes Elon. It's like I see the game. He's playing whether it's being he's being more at the cold any Don't think he thinks I think he's I think Lee I think he thinks about long -term humanity I think he's pretty he doesn't really care about the in and but that doesn't make him a bad person. I think he's the Opposite easy

is the inverse Bill Gates. I feel like I mean he probably has Definitely some huge AI things that he wants to do with Larry Fink or not Larry Fink with the I think with whatever Tesla or SpaceX I think he's like he's looking at the long term and it's like the the smart, but also the autistic way. But at least he's pro humanity. Yeah. You know, undeniably, he's not anti humanity. He has a bunch of he has a bunch of he has a bunch of kids. He he hates when people are dying

in war. The globalists love that. The globalists want the population to be tiny so that they can have little super cities. Yeah. Like Elon gets fired up about like you're working from home while these people are right. Coming to work every day. Yeah. Kind of what they say on info wars for the most part. Uh, this is what Owen Schor says. He's like, he's like, I mean, I don't fully trust Elon in the future. I don't know.

But right now it's like, uh, you're getting attacked by a bear and then another bear comes up and, uh, defends you. It starts fucking that other bear up and then you're probably going to like that bear. It's just a competition. But later and then later on, you can assess if the bear is gonna attack you after it's done with that, you know? No, it's like, like, like, like, killed by the first bear, like right now. Yeah, right now. He's doing everything that we want to kill

the other bear. And, you know, yeah. And it's also just like, if it once he if he turns into a complete technocrat control, everybody do all that, then that's the point where Alex Jones flips the switch and doesn't like me anymore. No, he'll be like on his own app enough to know like it's like, hey, Elon, you know, like that makes you look like not cool. And he'll be like, oh, fuck, like, I don't want to be not cool.

So the problem is, yeah, his problem is he has Asperger's so he can't he can't fully he can't fully he can't fully chameleon. But he can he can like he's not going to go more evil than what makes him like think he's cool. Yeah. That's gonna hold him more accountable than I told Tim Dillon that because he said nobody voted for Elon Musk with a chainsaw. And I said, I said, I said, I said literally everybody voted for

Elon Musk with a chainsaw. I said that I was watching his episode and then just replied right away. Well, yeah, I went on x and I was stupid. I went on x two that because he posted the thumbnail. of the release like just then and then I commented literally everyone for free on musk chainsaw got a lot of likes. Wow. Proud of that. Yep. A lot of people liked everyone. Everyone likes

me. The internet loves me dude. Tim Dillon might not Tim Dillon doesn't Tim Dillon is a fat Tim Dillon, it's I trust he says more than almost anyone. Well, yeah, he's cuz he's got the most balanced like he doesn't care He's like, well, he I don't really like you. I'm like, well, he goes against everything which is hilarious or

no No, he defends everything. That's terrible For the most part sometimes still talking honestly, but mostly it's all ironic like he just defends all the worst things that happen I Knew Elon before all these people thought about I kind of When I was talking about the Houthis, I was kind of saying pretty much what he was saying. It's like, sometimes he's got to bomb the Houthis. Like, what else are you going to do? It's like, you work there, you're at the office. No, I know

you explained it. I still know who they are. You can't just not bomb the Houthis. It's rough because I just really adamantly don't know who they are still. No, it's good. I don't think that's good for me or Ben. They're bad. It's like, I don't know. See, that makes it sound like it's good. No, they're not good. It doesn't sound so black and white. They're pirates with missiles on their boats and they just shoot cargo ships. It just sounds like something we would

do, too. Like you'd be really annoying. Like they're like little like little pests. They're like mosquitoes. Oh, no, I hate that. That convinces me. All right. Well, folks, follow the Houthis on Instagram and we'll catch you. Yeah, maybe follow the Blowfish, too. Yeah, I like Houthi and Blowfish a lot. Great band. Yeah. Big episode coming up, folks. Huge. Don't miss it.