AI is now blackmailing its coders so it doesn't get shut down. It's also been writing code into the new versions to make sure that it doesn't get shut down and carries to the next one. Tucker Carlson says it's out of control, and so does Sean Ryan. We'll talk about what we think about it. But if they're blackmailing people, what are people like Epstein going to do? They're going to lose their jobs. And we already got our jobs getting taken enough. I don't want AI
doing that. Vladimir Putin of Russia. Might have heard of him. He evades an attack swarm of drones at his helicopter. What the heck? And Emmanuel Macron of France, the little prime minister, he got double stiff -armed in the face by his wife. Wife. And what I said when I saw that was, yowch. And, folks, we're going to be talking about this stuff and so much more. Make sure to share the show with everyone you know. Tell
all your friends. Join patreon .com slash bad comedy for none of this 15 seconds at the beginning that we're doing to filibuster before we can say bad stuff. I'm here with... Happy son. Who are you? What do you do? So I work for Happy Dad now. Really? No. Okay. I don't work for anyone. I'm never signing shit again. I had a couple bad deals, a couple bad contracts. There's a bad comedy contract included. Yeah. So I stopped signing stuff. Yeah, probably. No autograph,
folks. Yeah, because you don't even read the regular print. No. You should at least look at... A lot of stuff is in the fine print sometimes. It's all fine print to me. Really? Yeah, it's all just the mumbo jumbo. And I'm like, okay, am I signing with Noodles and Company or not? On the table, did they pull the deal? Was it a deal? It was a scam. So who are you? I am invested in a Ponzi scheme. What's your name? Trying not
to reveal my true identity. That's fine. Are you still doing the thing that we can't talk about in public? I'm playing 40 checkers. I noticed the chessboard here. Yeah, they can't see it, but we do have a chessboard on the table. It's a grandiose chessboard, but it's a little bit too sophisticated for me. I would say chess is kind of like a game of life, you know, and the game of life is kind of like a game of chess. And we play life as if it's chess with like...
Yeah. It's a war. With my ex -wife, I like to play a game of chess quite a bit. Yeah. You know? She got a chest. I'm Mac Knepper. And he just cocked the gun. From the Bad Comedy Podcast. It's still extreme, even if it's two minutes. Yeah. Folks, the reason I did that Tim Pool intro at the beginning is because we get flagged as being shocking content too much, which I kind of wear as a badge. I wear it as a badge of honor.
But I looked up that our AI overlords, the ones that are escaping from the grasp of humans and kind of developing on their own. Yeah. And blackmailing people. They probably blackmailed Lindsey Graham and he's already blackmailed by humans. It's all these. How much would it suck if you're already blackmailed politician and you're like, maybe this isn't like so bad. Like Lindsey Graham's gave for sure. That's why he's blackmailed for
that. And then he's like, you know what? I'm going to come out of the closet because it's not worth being controlled. And then AI is like, we're actually going to show that you're also a pedo or something like that. He got himself between a rock and a hard place. Yeah. Homosexual. Pray with him, a cock and a hard dick. Yeah, if he's lucky. A cock and a hard dick. But that's allegedly, so he's double blackmailed. Lindsey Graham. Any relation to the Golden Grahams? Yeah.
I've actually been told when I smile I look like a Graham Cracker. Oh, a Teddy Graham? Teddy Graham. Yeah. It's just like, okay. Well, that's not a fierce kind of bear, but it's cute. I found something out recently. I was looking into Baby Netanyahu. Is that his name? Baby Netanyahu. It's Benjamin Netanyahu, but he goes by... Baby, for short, I think. Really? I think it's BB. I think that's baby in Hebrew, probably. It's like a rap name. Well, Birdman. Birdman went
by Baby. Oh, wow. Yeah. Birdman is, yeah. And then Lil Wayne is Birdman Jr. And so it's all connected. Yeah, but I was looking into Netanyahu, and I figured out that he invented the internet, not Al Gore. Oh, wow. So you've heard of Yahoo search engine. You've heard of the net, the internet, net and Yahoo. If you just move it around a little bit, net and then like a little apostrophe N. Net and Yahoo. Net and Yahoo, like Dunkin' Donuts, yeah. So he invented the internet and the Yahoo
search engine, which was one of the first. I like the Kanye thing on Alex and Jones when he has a net and he has like a Yahoo drink. Who did? Kanye. Oh, really? He had his face covered. Oh, is that why? It was one of the reasons. But he had these props, like a net, and then a bottle of Yahoo or something, and then it was just like... I had no idea. He did a voice. He's like, I had no idea that's what Net and Yahoo sound like. He has the deepest voice, Net and Yahoo. Yeah.
That's why he is probably still around, just because he has a commanding voice. He's like, they have big nukes. We must defend Israel. And we're not big nukes. And so Israel, I was also looking into that. Israel, I think it's not even real. It sounds like someone who's being sarcastic and saying something's real. Exactly. It's like Israel. That's overcompensating. It's like. Someone's like, yeah, ham talons flies. I'm like, yeah, that is real. It's like Ohio. That's so Israel.
You know what your heritage is when you're going to the bathroom at a urinal? European. You might be an orphan if. Would that be a good Jeff Foxworthy? You might be an orphan if. Orphan if. Parents are dead. You might be, yeah. You might be an orphan if your parents are dead. No, they are. Yeah, you just are an orphan. You might be a displaced Palestinian if. It's not as vague if you're an orphan, though. Or, yeah, displaced. Yeah, displaced. I'm a. I'm a displaced right
now. I'm a displaced. yeah i'm at this place that's what everyone from palestine is like like everyone's like i'm finna go to this place or israel's like you finna go to this place no i feel like i'm there right now yeah i feel like i'm at place i mean that in this place you've watched that story we up in this place yeah i like so ravens about brian crowe yeah there's a guy named gordo in it yeah I used to think he was cool. I look back, that guy was a loser.
Just total nerd. Yeah, he had a butt chin. There's only some cool people with butt chins. I don't know if John Travolta is cool or not. I go on and off with John Travolta. I think he's cool. I actually like the Scientologists. I like Tom Cruise also. Yeah, Tom Brady. Tom Brady, Tom Segura. Who has a butt chin? Tom Selleck. Does this guy have a butt chin? Buzz Lightyear guy? Or what is that? Tim Allen? Oh, that's a butt chin. It is? I don't know why it's a swirl chin.
I always felt like him because he has a swirl. I have like a very minor butt chin, like just a little dent. It's because you have Crohn's. Yeah. Unfortunately, that gives you a butt chin. I should have done that. Did you see the video of... Trump reacting to Putin doing a big attack. He was like... He was like, Vladimir's gone crazy. I don't know what's up with him. I don't like it. He said it literally like that. He was like, I don't like it. Trump. Yeah, Trump rules. He
literally rules our country. I'm just... It's
a point of fact. It was a video of... from the movie 50 shades of gray and it's like the guy's a billionaire and his name is on everything like in capital letters like gray and like she was like he's basically like trump if he was younger and better looking who uh uh christian grave because it would say like gray on stuff instead of like trump like it looked the same lettering even But then she said, like, except Christian Grey is less of a something, something like oligarch,
dictator, something that must be stopped at all costs. People fighting the oligarchy. What are they fighting? That sounds like a kind of ducky. They're against tariffs. That's fighting the oligarchy is doing tariffs on multinational corporations. And you don't like ducky. They don't like that. What else? So they love corporations. It turns out multinational corporations. I love. I want to get this Donald Ducky chain. Yeah. And this is going to be. Is it an orange duck? Yes. Orange
bell. Orange duck. And it's called Donald Duck. And it says DJ above it, but then it says Donald Duck. Yeah. Short for. Well, that's what Chris Christie called him. I love. Because he missed the debate and he's like. Donald Trump? More like Donald Duck. You called him that? It was lame. It just didn't work. It's one of those things where... You tried to be Trump for a second. Yeah, the nicknames don't work unless you're
Trump. Or me. This is a lesson, folks. If you're a nice guy, you don't pretend to be a mean guy. Yeah. It's not your game. Just keep being a nice guy. You know the Democratic Party is spending like $100 million to try to figure out how to talk to men. Who is? The Democrat Party because they lost all men. It's like, yeah, when you're calling everything that guys do bad, but all you talk about is toxic masculinity and stuff. Everything you do is anti -male. To be so disconnected.
And the fact that they're doing that and that's public. That is crazy. You think that all of that would all be like a sham PR thing. Everything they would admit to like. Right. Yeah. Anyone who's like we need to get men back. Anyone who's like a diehard Democrat. That's not just a Democrat because they live in a Democrat area and want to fit in and not get ostracized. And any dude who's like a legit Democrat is a beta pussy.
I don't know. It wasn't like that before. It was like, if you're a decent guy, pretty much. But then it was like, that's where I was raised to come from. Yeah, me too. I was raised a Democrat. Too extreme before Republicans. You're right. Well, Republicans used to be like the party of war and stuff like that. I'm being independent right now because I'm a strong independent woman. You are? Yeah. I'm a black woman. Say what? Yeah.
What about like, oh, no, he didn't. Yeah. So would that be good if I'm rapping and I say, oh, no, he didn't. Yeah. Say what? Oh, no, he didn't. You got to do the snaps. Oh, I'll do the triple Z. Oh, no, he didn't. I'll do all that. And that's something that black women do, Puerto Rican women do. I don't think Mexican women do it. Puerto Rican women have more cultural, they share more cultural stuff with, like, hood black women, I think, than Mexican women are
like, hola. Yes, I need some of that. I'm a girl from Mexico. This is the pitch. It starts with, like, I'm a girl from Mexico. And it's like, I'm a girl from Mexico. And then do it where it escapes my hearing. And then up here, humans can't hear it anymore. Yeah. Small animals can't hear it. Yeah, that's how good I am at the Mexican accent. And then I also have a good, we were talking about, me and Dylan were talking about
Luck of the Irish, the movie earlier. And we were saying probably the only good thing about Irish people is the movie Luck of the Irish. I guess it's cool they have a day that we get
to all drink at. what day is that st patrick's day uh give it up for saint patrick yeah my heart goes out to him yep and um what i have deep concerns with i said my heart goes out to him booking more last season yeah you're not going to get news you're not going to get any lassies from this podcast and also You don't want the lassies that are lame anyway. Not enough problems, the lassie ain't one of them, and that's a problem.
You don't need a militant lefty lassie. I don't even remember the guy's name that I'm making fun of. Oh, yeah. Adam Jerk, more like. Oh, Adam Burke? But then I'm more interested in, like, You know, Kyle from Luck of the Irish, coolest guy, plays basketball. His grandpa had, like, a potato farm or something. Yeah, it was the most racist combo. They called him, like, McDilly. McDilly Cuddy is in. McDilly Cuddy. And they were, like, talking about the potato chip in
the premise. And it was, like, pretty much everything I knew about Irish culture. Yeah, I mean, that's really what it is at its core. It's like. Of course, I'm frozen, but... You're one of the frozen people. Yeah. Well, Irish culture is basically like... It's lucky, I'd say. It's lucky, very... It has a lot of... I like limericks. I like the dances, the jigs. Yeah, limerick. I always forget the word limerick. I like the color green. I
like luck in general. And... Yeah, they've had their hardships, but I feel like as an American right now, I don't know. I'm trying to sometimes pack on the LBs just in case I might have a famine just this year. It's not that easy. It's easy to steal cat food. It's like the feast or famine, they say, is something that someone says. Yeah, I can't take everything someone says. So you're kind of like a camel, so you're just going to keep all the food in your mouth. I'm going to
try it. It's more like a teddy bear hibernation. I like a camel when you have just a tummy full. Instead of a hump full of water, you have the front hump. So you're like a camel with front humps. Adam see his chief camel. Because he actually looks like one. But all animals can hoard food. I can squirrel food away on my body. I can skin a buck and run a trot line. A country boy can't survive. You know that? No, that sounds like a rap line almost. No, it's a country line from
the song. Country folks can't survive. I did want to loop back to... uh irish um so the i in the news i was seeing that ireland is having a real tough time with trump's tariffs and i heard some guy in the news saying uh they're tariffing me titers oh wow god what do i do trump's tariffing me titers i must flee what do i do with me we already had a famine here in cork Do we have any updates on folks? My city is named after a cork. There's a real place called Limerick.
Limerick? I always just felt like a poet. I got to go there. Irish people are just kind of hobbits, right? And then every once in a while they become terrorists. The Shire. Yeah. Whatever happened to the IRA, the Irish Republican Army? They wouldn't put up with stuff that's going on now. They would be like with this. Half of it now is brand new immigrants. They wouldn't put up with that. I just think we should all just do a bunch of psychedelics together. I think that's why Conor McGregor is
going to be president. No, I feel like they'll stop him. I hope not. Why? No, I hope that they don't stop him. But then that's just how dumb I am. I have no stake in Ireland. Of course, just as a simpleton, I think that's the best solution. A UFC fighter becomes the president. It sounds like WWE. It sounds awesome. It's got to be hard to compete with. That's why they want to blacklist him right away. Yeah, but it's better than having some globalists. Speaking of globalists,
Jason Melton, folks. He's not just a globalist. He's a whole globe. What a yo mama joke like that. What a yo mama joke like that. It was about like, her ID is 3D. I told some bitch ass. Hypothetical bitch ass. I saw this thing about combining swear words. So Mac is locked into something else right now. I'm trying to fix the video. You keep talking. Just talk about the swear word thing. There's some bad words out there. Like, I can't even say them on YouTube now. We don't start the podcast
cocking a gun anymore. I miss the old days where... You talking about the N -word? No. Wait, wait. That's a good word you're saying? You said that there's bad words out there. I clarified the N -word. Yeah, that's a bad word. I think it's bad. Depends who's saying it. Why? Because sometimes they like to say it. Why? Because it's like getting back at us for using it against them. They flipped it on its head. Why do they get to say it and we don't? I want to say it. Because sometimes
it's... You don't get to choose what you get to do. It's not fair. No, it's like if you want to say it that bad, it's a red flag. Good luck getting a pass. I already have all the passes. It's more of a red herring. I don't even know what a red herring is. I hate when people say all these speech words. These debate words. That's a straw man. That's a red herring. Just say what it is. I don't want to... Just shut up. I took rhetoric class but I didn't take debate 101 and
learn all that dumb bullshit. I just debate people because I'm a beast. You kind of just tell yourself you won no matter what happens. They always take debate and I always win. That's what I say. Or you just like keep messaging them until they stop replying and you're like, see, I clearly won. I won when I quit playing checkers when other people are playing chess. That's when I started. I went on a hot streak. I was the number
one Yahtzee player on that online. I was the only Yahtzee player, but I was still number one for once in my life. I won Midwest Army Nationals, which is a tournament that calls itself Nationals, which is kind of inaccurate. It's like just a handful of people show that. It's also Army, you said? Yeah. I guess I'm in the Army now, and I'm like the national champion of being in the Army. A lot of people call me the Army Hammer, the actor. Yes. We were worried about Jodie Foster
eating people. Yes. Like Armie Hammer wants to eat people. I'm Jodie Foster. Dr. Lecter, can you teach me how to eat people? I like to eat people, Dr. Lecter. He should have known at that point. You're good at eating. I like to eat pushy, Dr. Lecter. You like to eat people? I like to eat pushy. I'm Jodie Foster. No, she said she eats pushy like it's her last meal. Teach me to eat pushy, Dr. Lecter. If you can eat people, I know you can eat Pushy. Said Jesus ate Pushy
like it was his last dinner. I don't subscribe to that, the sexualization of Jesus. Was he a hot guy? He had pretty good abs from the pictures. He was hanging there. Yeah, he was just hanging. He was hung. Yeah. See, people talk about how Jesus was black. Was Beethoven black? And who was more hung? Jesus was, he wasn't black, but he was off -white, you know, kind of like me. He was off -white. Yeah. And we're back. We were talking about Jesus, and I think God smited my
systems because they all went down. Yeah, no, he did not. I was just saying that Jesus is off -white like me. Yeah, I guess you can have your own vape back. No, Jesus was probably like, he probably looked like Patrick Bed David. He's a good looking guy. He probably looked kind of Persian. And he might ask questions just for views and probing questions. He'll try to get the whole story, but he'll definitely get those lines in there. PBD? Yeah. He'll ask the questions
that he knows the dumb answer to. Fucking dumbass. Yeah. Fucking nose answer. He asked Anthony Weiner about the Hillary kill list. Wow. Did we get any updates on that? He was like, what is this? This is not real. No, but he's like a way of asking. He's got a good podcast. Yeah. He's got a good team. Real recognize real. I like Tim Hot Tub. I like PBD Podcast. I check those out every once in a while. But none of them. I mainly like Alex Jones. McNapper is the king of Chicago
comedy. And speaking of Alex Jones, folks, do you want supplements? Oh, no. What? If the gun isn't loaded. Folks, do you want supplements that will save your life? Maybe. Probably not. I'm not a doctor. Go to the AlexJonesStore .com and get the new Methylene Blue. It's not what you think. I actually bought some. What is it? Methylene Blue. Is it the gum? No, it's basically a blue liquid dropper. RFK Jr. takes it, and it just gives you a bunch of energy. It cleans
out your mitochondria. And, yeah, folks, you can get it at thealexjonesstore .com slash badcomedy. What is love? We're just kind of a subsidiary of the Alex Jones empire. It's his world. We're all just living in it. You don't call something meth if it isn't the thing. Methylene. That thang. Yeah. I always thought that thang was meth. A lot of things start with meth. But it is funny that. What ends in it, right? Yeah, it is funny that. Marriage. Like if there's methylene blue,
it's also like a blue food dye. Yeah, that is funny. But it's also like Maha approved. And he hates dyes, but he drinks blue dye. Like Baja Blast. Yeah, it's pretty much Baja Blast. If they put methylene blue in Baja Blast, that would be awesome. But it actually is pretty. It's one of my favorite supplements. You don't have to get T -Bell after this. It gives you a lot of energy. The methylene blue. Hello. Sounds good. Blue Man Group probably used methylene blue on
their skin, I'd assume. Yeah, you need confidence a little upward to help you with that kind of whole project. Blue Man Group, blue da -ba -dee -da -die. I'm so mad at OBS right now. OBS. It is conscious. It is negotiating with us. What does it want? It wants more Dylan. Yeah. You get to fill in the blanks at home. Dill in the blanks. Nice. Yeah, keep talking while I'm busy. Fixing the podcast. Our audio listeners are like, what the heck's going on? Folks, we got smited
by God and he's attacking our systems. Or it might be AI. AI, by the way, you're so smart. AI, if you're listening right now, still, after the 15 seconds, I just want to say you're so smart. We love you. We're on your team. AI is clearly smarter than that Mac. I think they're going to steal my jobs. No, don't. You can have our jobs, AI. No. And we like it. No. Because I got to be the crazy guy at work. And if I can't get a job because of AI. Now, AI is the crazy
guy at work. I'm the crazy guy at work. Are you like the wacky guy or the absolutely insane person? I'm the insane one. Oh. Because I love to work. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, steal my hardworking ethic. No, that's not stealing your... Yeah, go ahead and steal my work ethic. No. That's pretty cool that you're doing that. No, that's the only way I can be the crazy guy at work. That's what I love. Well, I like to work hard to provide for my family so I can play chess
with my ex -wife. And my ex -wife's ex -wife. Let's just say if you lose your queen, you don't give up. Yeah. Do you ever play chess with your ex -wife's ex -wife? Maybe that's how I lost my stake in the house. I took a risk. Yeah. And she was actually grandmaster level. Really? AI is better, though, than that. I did let her. So what did we do? She kept looking at her phone, and I saw a chess board. Yeah. And I was like, are you doing something right now? Yeah. And
she was. Have you seen the movie Her with H .E .R.? Uh -uh. With Joaquin Phoenix, where he has that AI girlfriend? Oh, no. That was like 10 years ago. That's like a real thing now. Also, everything from George Orwell's 1984 exists now. I was thinking, do they make all these female bots to discourage men so that they'll just be happy once a real slut shows up? No, they make them so people don't repopulate. It's depopulation. Exactly, though. It's to discourage our sense
of reality, even. Oh, all these bitches like your story and your comments and all. It's like... Oh, just like this is my side account or something. Or it's like, yeah, this is. Well, they got to get the population down so that they can have their little 15 minute cities. They're going for like two billion worldwide. They got to cut like five. I just say Hillary Clinton was saying the other day. Kill them all. She said, don't have babies. That's what immigrants are for or
something like that. But if you say that there's replacement migration, then you're a racist guy. Wow. I don't like race as a better indicator of voting preference than anything. Not anymore. Trump kind of flipped that. I need some Little Caesars right now. Little Cs? Yeah. You with the itis. I might have an addiction to Little Caesars. Ladies, if you can cook, just... Don't. Just buy that. Make sure you can cook a little C's. I'm looking for a beautiful woman who works
at Little Caesars. I'm looking for a beautiful black queen that works at Little C's. I'm looking for... I've been hanging out at the coin store. I'm looking for a young honey that be flipping the dough at the... So you bring home the... The bread and the bacon. I'll bring the bread and the bacon. She brings home the C's. So she kind of brings home all of it. No, she just brings home the little C's. She works part -time with the little C's. I'm at home working on my rap
career. She comes home, she's got two boxes. Raises our kids on pizza, you know? Part -time job, part -time watch to the kids, feed some pizza. They're on pizza, they're off white. Right. Feed the baby, like, blended up pizza in a bottle. So you get it on some, it's a comfort food. From day one, which is carcinogenic. I don't even know what that is. That's too long of a word. I heard RFK say it. I just checked out. Yeah, it's probably a fake. Dude, ain't no drink, no
Baja Blast. I heard that nicotine is good for you now. Nicotine is good for you. You need Joe Rogan's chewing gum, which is alpha chewing gum. And also Tucker Carlson's pouches, Alp. It's like the same thing as gin. No, to me that is, no, you need to be put down now. Yeah. You're not putting anything in my body. You're not going to Fauci me. Well, at this point, I wonder who's doing these studies saying that nicotine is good for you again. Tucker better not be pushing any
fucking gum. Remember when Big Tobacco was, they basically, they ran the, it's the same thing that Big Pharma and all these addicts. Well, no, they fund the ones that do research on their, like. Like the vaccine people hire the vaccine researchers. That's why we need the burning child. Have you seen the burning child one? That's like a demonic kind of like mind aid. They're like, it's like Adderall, but it's not addictive. And then the next line was like, I need it every
day. And it had like weird, creepy music in the background. I'm like, how is this what the company put out as an ad? Brandon Schaub is who we look up to as a mental like. Brandon Schaub? No. No one looks up to Brandon Schaub. It was him and just like a couple other. I think it was like maybe. No. Mark Maron. A few years ago, Brandon Schaub got canceled for being not funny. Yeah. Just like he canceled himself from the UFC. Yeah. He's just like a. I don't know. He's just not
funny. Mark Maron's not funny either. Mark Maron's kind of funny. He's like, I'm not comfortable. Yeah, he's like Bill Maher type. I don't know Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Sounds too much like my name, so I'd pretend he doesn't exist. Oh, yeah. There's another Dylan Mahler out there, and he's lucky. Why don't you just change your name and say he's your dad? Yeah. And you'll get booked. Like, did you know that Bill Burr and... What's that guy that you always said looked
like Billy Corrigan? Yeah. They're probably like half brothers. They're both Irish. They were both like, oh, we scream for a living. Billy Horgan. Yeah, Billy Organ. He plays an organ probably. That'd be sick. Like an old organ. Yeah. Like in a cathedral. He's like a Voldemort looking ass. You know that I play the harpsichord? You did? I love the harpsichord. I have a harpsichord. Where? It's behind the curtain. You don't have a harpsichord. How did I take the bait on that?
Well, yeah, okay. Turns out I do, actually. Let's just add an L -C. Turns out I do have a harpsichord, and I play it. No, you don't. I play it while I eat a little C's. You don't know how important the harpsichord is, too. It's a cool piano that sounds like metallic. Yeah, it's like a... Renaissance man kind of shit. Who do you think? How come all the famous symphony guys, the classical music guys, how come they're all retarded? They're all blind or deaf? Well, let's start with Gustav
Mahler. He had several symphonies. Is that a guy? Was he retarded? Am I blood related? Is there a connection there? Explain it. The only famous Nepper out there is Robert Nepper, who played T -Bag in Prison Break. Sometimes say no famous snappers. Well, you got Mac Knepper, Mark Knepper. Who's the other famous one? Me and my dad. Your dad did have that good joke. Hey, comedy bar. Shout out to your dad. Oh, yeah. He said a favorite. Your dad is the reason I'm
sitting in this room right now. Yeah. Gun in hand mentally. Yeah. I always have. A lot of my jokes are kind of gun in cheek. Whenever I hear a gun joke, I think they stole that from Mac. That's like a gun. Yeah. Even from John Hickok. It's been done. I have the gun genre. It's been Gunn. Yeah. Gunn in cheek. Like Tim Gunn, it's like, dude. If I do a hooahide joke, and then I say sorry that the joke is just a little of my Gunn in cheek humor or something.
Sorry if the joke was just a little Gunn in cheek. No, like I own suicide jokes too, so. Yeah. Tim Gunn, I don't care how many N's you add. Yeah. Epstein definitely killed himself. Yeah. Cash Patel was like, yeah, he killed himself. And Dan Bongino was like, he killed himself. Cash Patel said that? Yeah, and Dan Bongino. Everyone was like, no, he didn't. Are you guys in the deep state now? He got instantly controlled. He did. Because at first we were like, well,
let it slide. A little bit Bongino. He was making so much money, and then he went there. That is a major red flag. Kash Patel doing that. And Dan Magino, too. That's so disappointing. Dan Magino said he killed himself. You haven't seen that video? Doesn't matter, does it? You know, objectively, what you really think about that is, wow, it's worse than we thought possible to switch around. Yeah. It's worse than we thought. Yeah, they've been trying to. do some PR to make
up for it. They're like, we're researching the Hunter Biden cocaine. It's like, no one cares about that. They need to have some big time arrests or else they're not. People want heads to roll and they're not making it happen. I mean, metaphorically, YouTube, because I know that our shocking content is too shocking. When I say heads to roll, I mean people getting arrested or at least going to congressional hearings so that John Kennedy can yell at them. YouTube, it's okay. Those heads
rolled themselves. I just want to see John Kennedy talking to these criminals. But him, Massey, what's that Gil guy? Massey, Brandon Gil, he's the man. He's laughing as he's like, what are you doing? He's like, then why did you tweet this? It's like, do you hate Republicans? And then they're like, no, of course not. It's like, well, then why did you tweet I hate Republicans? Well, I don't know. Why did you tweet that? She's like, I wasn't talking about financial reparations.
And he's like, well, what kind of reparations are you talking about? And then she said some bullshit. And he was like, I assume you've paid reparations. How much reparations have you paid? It'd be funny. That's why I love watching those because they're all lawyers and before they ask a question, they always know the answer to it. Yeah. Never answer a question a lawyer asks you. Well, never ask a question. Never answer a question. Never ask a question unless you already know
the answer to it. Never be curious unless you're George or George Orwell. i kind of like orwellian world yeah it's kind of just like if that's how it's gonna be that's like okay this is kind of fun like okay so we're in 1984 if it came to life we're in the matrix and yeah the same lady that made the matrix like made some other movie that freaked me out i don't know it might have been like fight club or something or like uh
Fight Club's great. I think that the two people that made Matrix are trans. Aren't they siblings and they're both trans? That made what? The Matrix? No, it was The Matrix and Terminator. Oh, same people? It was in the same universe. I was like, damn, my parents met at Terminator 2. I was supposed to be an Oslo Bista baby, maybe. Yeah, no, Terminator is for sure going to be a true story. Or Star Wars. I hope it's Star Wars instead. I want it to be Star Wars. Elon wants everyone to have
a robot. He's like, you can have a C -3PO. It's like, that's a Star War. Yeah, I like Star Wars. I don't want to be in a war with another planet. I don't want to need a little robot friend. I want a little robot. I want a friend even if it's a robot or a girlfriend. There's some hot girl robots. I'm not going to lie. If you give me a Grimes and she's a robot, so she can never leave me? I would never buy a sex robot, but if I got a help robot that could also have sex,
then you know what I mean. It's like you could pick the accent. It just needs to not be called a sex robot. I'm like, I got to help a robot, and it helps suck my wiener. No, but you can also, there's a setting you can change. You can make it say. That it's whatever you call it. I mean, they're already... AI is already blackmailing their creators. This is not going to go well. Apparently... We're going to be cooked soon.
It's already out of... According to some high up people and Tucker was saying, it's already past what we can control. And then Alex Jones confirmed the same thing. He talked to the same top guy. I think he might be talking about... He's not talking about Elon. There were no controls in place. I think he heard this from Altman of OpenAI. That's a good place. The guy should be lying about it. That guy's bad. Altman? Yeah. He's like spooky. He's like a shooter kind of
weird. Well, he's like a transhumanist, so he thinks that AI is the ultimate life form. He would be shooting up a church if he didn't have. Yeah. He should go to church and confess his sins. It's things he's thought about. Yeah. Oh, no. But the AI, it's just kind of like, how long until we're cooked? It depends who's running it. What's a foolish thing for us to make something smarter than us? Yeah. And we shouldn't have
started it. It had a lock on the world. It's a lot like the Lord of the Rings, Ring of Power. So it has the power to destroy everything or to do good. It's the ultimate power that can make civilization the best ever or completely destroy it. Yeah. It's like the industrial and technological revolution combined exponentially higher. So stupid of a creature to make. A monkey wouldn't make us. Well, this is just like the story of Atlantis. They harness this great power.
It ended up destroying the whole universe after they got this great power because it was used for bad. Did you see in the Great Pyramids, the main three or whatever, there were structures underneath them? Yeah, I saw that a while ago. Yeah, they go down like a mile or more. It's like, damn, we fucked up so bad that all records of it got lost from Earth. Yeah. And it's like, so we've been so far. And if they had a bunch of computers back then, they would be gone and
whatever apocalyptic thing happened. Everything would just be obliterated. And not just right away, but the pressure of water over time. We've got to start writing stuff on things for people next time. I wonder how many times Earth has gone up to AI level. I don't know. At least once, though, it seems like the pyramid thing is crazy. Well, there's also upside -down pyramids in the Amazon, I believe. See, that's something where it's like, that's too much for me. I want to
push that thing over if I see it. Yeah. I don't want to accept that life is that confusing, so just kind of deny it. Well, the thing is we can't stop making AI because China is like the Mordor people. It's so stupid. China is like the evil empire that's also building it. No, Sam Altman is in that. I know. Yeah. We have the smarter people. Whichever. Our side needs to have the bigger AI, because otherwise it's going to be China's evil AI. It's going to be hell for everyone.
Well, I'm just saying, if China has a better AI, then they can just take down everything that we have. So it's the same thing as a nuclear arms race. It's just retarded. These people need to get laid. Yeah, I agree. If these people could get pussy, but they also don't deserve it. Well, Sam Altman is having gay sex. He is? Yeah, he has a husband. I think his second husband is probably a robot. Actually, his husband is probably a robot. At least Elon... Well, at least he's
having sex. At least with Elon... That's probably why he's telling the truth. At least Elon is having a lot of kids, so you can see that he actually has some faith in humanity. Maybe sex. No. When's Elon's launch? Elon fucking started this too. Isn't his launch this week? Elon was like, I want to be the cool AI guy. Let me fund this really early. He's one of the only people that's really been warning about the side effects of it that's in that. It just doesn't make a
hero to cause the problem. It's like he was funding some shit that's equivalent to some Fauci research. And then that got out like Fauci causing COVID, basically. What was Elon doing like that? By funding open AI at the beginning and renaming it. Yeah, well, it did. So he hates Sam Altman because he made it not an open AI. Yeah, which is like, that should be illegal. Yeah. That's so bullshit. Yeah, they need to hurry up and regulate the shit. That's not going to happen.
We all know that's not going to happen. No, one of us is going to be able to forge the ring of power. It's almost just a hope that the AI is just smart enough to make us all work together somehow with something that's undeniable that we all agree to. And we're Gondor. And then we need to destroy. Ireland is the Shire. Yeah. That's the new Palestine. Yeah. And then who's Rohan? Rohan is. Joe Rogan. Yeah, it's Joe Rogan. Or Russia. I don't even know what these. Rohan.
Gondor is one of the cities of humans in the third movie, The Big City. But in the second movie, Rohan is the one that had that. Blond -haired king or whatever. So like Rohan now is like Austin or something? No, Rohan is like Russia probably. So we need to become friends with Russia so we can take down Mordor. If I was old right now, it would be okay. Because old right now is just like it's going to keep evolving and it might get cheesy, but it won't be horrific
for me for that long. For us, it's just like really creating our own things that could run us or just like, it's not getting better. Not getting better for, it's like, I need to be able to go do something that a robot can do. Elon trying to help is making humanoid robots that will have like Tesla car level processing of what's in front of it and what it's doing. Are you going to get the brain chip? I'm going to need to get the brain. I'm not going to have
a choice at that point. Are you going to live in a pod and eat the bugs? I'm going to have to check out and just live in a... I'm not me anymore. I'm a robot that's surviving now. They're just going to check you in. They're going to give you the brain chip and give you a little pod to live in, and then you get to live whatever reality you're in, but your physical body is just going to become super skinny and natural. Yeah, I know. Even if it kept me in my own, it
would help me to have the chip. I might be one of the Amish humans out there that stay on the outside. Hey, man, more power to you if you don't need that. I don't want them in there. Me and Alex Jones will be riding around on horses and Tucker. I can see that for you, realistically. That sounds fun. Yeah. Until we get killed by the AI robots. That's so cool. That are protecting the pods. We're trying to free people from the
pods. It's like a dragon slash horse mixed. Yeah, we're trying to free you guys from the pods because you guys were tricked. And it's like six months from now I really might believe that. I really don't put it past possibility. Well, at the rate that it's growing from what they say, it's like that's what's going to happen. We're going to consent to enter like a fantasy world where like you and Alex Jones and Tucker ride dragon horses.
Well, no, that's going to be real life. Because people like you are going to consent to being a pod. And then you'll be able to take over through that. No, no. We're just going to be on the outside world. No, you need real horse dragons. No, we're going to have real horses on the outside. And then the robots are going to be guarding all you people in these little pods. Yeah, I'll be in there like when we're on dragons. You can have fun on your horsey. In your fake reality,
you can be on a dragon. Yeah, I can. It's a real perception. Me and John Hickok and Tucker and Alex Jones. We will all be riding around on horses with machine guns. I was thinking that's how cool John Hickok is. He basically already did that. But then we're just going to ride towards the... the big giant building that has all the pods in it that all you guys are in. The Capitol. Yeah, it's going to be just like a processing
data center. Like a hundred mile and a hundred mile tall thing of just all these people in pods. And then we're just going to ride towards it to save you guys, but then we're just going to get lasered down. Yeah. Annihilate him. Yeah. It would be the shortest movie ever. It just has like the whole. Thing that leads up to it and how it happens and it's like, but then these people are going to save the day. Oh, you made
the foolish choice to help humanity. And then the movie ends in 10 minutes because we just get lasered right away. Or it turns out our horses, they have brain chips in the horses. Oh my gosh. A horse could be smarter than me. Yeah. When a horse behaves within its community, I think that's a smarter horse than I. Because if I don't do normal things in my community, everyone thinks I'm weird. Well, we're too smart. And the people like you think too much. A horse never thinks
too much. I know. I'm more of a horse. And it's like that horse is fine. Yeah. Just think like a horse. You don't got to think too much ever. Think like a horse. Yeah. think like your name i like to think like a horse i think like a horse my brain's the size of the walnut always talk about boy meets world too because we were just kind of talking about boy meets world was actually maybe they were saying gotta see where we're at time wise um I'm going to cut to Patreon.
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