We're coming to entertain you, Barbara! Kent, Jacob and Joel shuffle head first into the world of the living dead and discuss what makes a zombie a zombie, offer a brief history of the zombies and we give our Baconsale stamp of approval on a few lucky zombie movies. Trust us, when the zombie apocalypse hits, you're going to want this episode in your 72-hour kit! :00 - Halloween Chat :06 - Zombie Quiz :15 - What Makes a Zombie? :21 - Are Zombies Scary? :32 - 8 Rules for Surviving the Zombie Apoca...
Oct 05, 2015•1 hr 19 min
Now that 2015 is winding down to a close, Baconsale wants to make sure that you know what movies you should see (besides Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens). Joel, Kent and Jacob discuss what films they are excited for (aside from Star Wars 7) and surprise each other with their choices (except for The Force Awakens, we all knew that was coming). Let us prepare you for the fall/winter/end of 2015 (and Star Wars), Baconsale-style! WARNING! Kent says a naughty word in this episode! We're no...
Sep 28, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Geronimo! In this episode, Baconsale dives head-first into the world of Doctor Who. Don't watch Doctor Who? Fantastic! We're talking to those that love The Doctor, those that want to exterminate The Doctor and everyone in between. We attempt to explain how this low-budget British television program became a pop culture phenomenon, and where those that are interested can begin their journey (with or without a companion). So pin a piece of celery on your lapel, grab some Jelly Babies, step into th...
Sep 21, 2015•1 hr 15 min
If your sixth sense is tingling, then it's probably one of the signs that there's a new Baconsale episode coming to your unbreakable village. This week we're talking about the works of M. Night Shyamalan, and trying to figure out when and how he went from being one of the most acclaimed directors in Hollywood to a punchline in a joke about bad movies. PLOT TWIST! Since Jacob is on vacation, Emily Mackay, from the War Machine vs. War Horse podcast is here to help Kent and Joel argue with each oth...
Sep 14, 2015•1 hr 20 min
We have to make some tough decisions in this episode of Baconsale as we play "Cable, IMAX, Erase." It is a totally original game that has nothing to do with that other game you're thinking of right now... In this game, Jacob gives Kent and Joel three different movies, and they have to choose which on they'd watch on repeat, which one they'd watch only on special occasions and which one they'd erase from existence. Listen to Joel and Kent struggle (while Jacob laughs sadistically) as they must ma...
Sep 07, 2015•1 hr 8 min
What are you eating today? It's time for Baconsale to think outside the bun and talk about fast food in a super-sized episode. Joel and Kent are going to review, rank and rate your favorite hot eats and cool treats. This finger lickin' episode is so fresh, you'll be singing "I'm lovin' it!" in no time! You may not agree with us on our ratings, but that's fine -- have it your way! After all, America runs on conflict. WARNING: While this discussion topic may induce hunger, certain parts of this ep...
Aug 31, 2015•1 hr 23 min
Let's get musical, musical! No, we're not talking Andrew Lloyd Webber versus Stephen Sondheim (though that could be a fun topic for a future show), we're talking about which rock, pop and country stars deserve their own biopic. Kent and Joel pitch biographical films about famous musical artists and it's up to Jacob (yes, that Jacob) to decide whether he would green-light the movies. At the very least, we hope to be more entertaining than Ray.
Aug 24, 2015•1 hr 3 min
Round 1 of our Heroes Bracket took up an entire episode, but we manage to get through rounds 2, 3 and 4 in this, part two, of our Tournament of Heroes. In this debate, should Kent and Joel agree on a winner, they automatically advance. However, if they disagree on who would be victorious, it is up to Jacob to decide who moves on to the next round. This episode sees epic battles such as Captain America versus Iron Man, Optimus Prime versus the Terminator and Kent's informed opinion versus logical...
Aug 17, 2015•1 hr 27 min
Admit it, you've wondered at least once in your life "Who would win in a fight, Gandalf or The Silver Surfer?" So we decided to put some random hero match-ups to the test. Jacob created a bracket of sci-fi and fantasy heroes, and it's up to Joel and Kent to debate and decide who wins each bout. Since we had approximately 50 heroes to discuss, we only got through the first round this time around, but we'll be back to finish it off next week. BONUS: You can print off your own Baconsale heroes brac...
Aug 10, 2015•53 min
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to our arguments regarding three super spies: James Bond, Jason Bourne and Ethan Hunt. These agents will be ranked and evaluated in a variety of spy-related categories by our assets: Joel and Kent. As always, should you or any of your fellow listeners get enraged by our discussions, Baconsale will disavow any knowledge of your hurt feelings. Good luck. This podcast will self-destruct in 70 minutes.
Aug 03, 2015•1 hr 11 min
We decided to take a break from our usual topics of movies and television to discuss something truly important: politics. Ha! Just kidding! We're going to talk about video games -- specifically, the pre-PlayStation era. This episode is dedicated to the games we love, the games we hate and the games our parents wouldn't let us buy, so we'd have to go over to our friend's house to play them. Be sure to listen because you'll hear a strange revelation about Joel's secret past! Oh, and if you press u...
Jul 27, 2015•1 hr 9 min
After nine set-up/standalone superhero movies and two Avengers movies, Marvel finally gives us a set-up/standalone movie about the superhero who actually started the Avengers. Ant-Man may be doing quite well at the box office, but can it also do well with Kent, the Marvel hater, Joel, the Marvel apologist and Jacob, the Marvel flip-flopper? Note: The first 20 minutes of this review are spoiler-free. After that, we loose all restraints and let our thoughts, feelings and spoilers fly. You have bee...
Jul 20, 2015•57 min
Since Disney/Marvel/Pixar/Lucasfilm decided to spin-off a solo Han Solo movie, we decided to offer up our own Star Wars spin-off suggestions. Kent, the hopeless romantic, tries to hook up a bunch of Star Wars characters while Joel just wants to see Channing Tatum take his shirt off again. J.J. Abrams, if you're listening, and you like any of these ideas, you can contact us at Baconsale.com.
Jul 13, 2015•57 min
It's Rocky IV versus Independence Day in this no-holds-barred Baconsale brawl. Joel tries to prove that ID4 is the most "America!" movie ever, while Kent tri-JOEL DOESN'T LET KENT TALK! Grill some meat, light your sparklers and give a bald eagle a high five, because this is the most red, white and blue episode of Baconsale yet!
Jul 06, 2015•1 hr 3 min
For our lucky 13th episode, it's a (straight-to-video) sequel! We finally finish our quest to place beloved Disney animated features into three different tiers. This time, Baconsale ventures into the realm of lesser-known Disney films. Plus, Jacob compares Disneyland to a pitiful trash heap, Kent gets stuck on the song lyrics of Beauty and the Beast and Joel can't stop saying Pooh. Like any sequel, this episode is bigger, yet doesn't capture the magic of the original.
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 16 min
Millennials get a bad rap, so Kent and Joel decide to converse with one in this episode of Baconsale. It isn't long before the Baconsale boys discover how old they really are. Plus, they attempt to educate their young guest (Brandon) on the finer things in life in regard to film, television and music. Grab your bae and give it a listen! This episode is totally on fleek!
Jun 22, 2015•54 min
In this episode, Joel tries to explain his 5-star rating system, while Kent tries to find the fault in Joel's stars. Kent also thinks he earns some courage points by daring to be the enemy... "Two Thumbs Up!" declares the late Siskel and Ebert!
Jun 15, 2015•55 min
In this episode, we talk about the the TV shows that made a successful leap to the big screen, as well as those that belly flopped into the pool of shame. Plus, the Baconsale boys pitch their own ideas for new movies based on TV series, and try to repair the damage that M. Night Shyamalan has done to Nickelodeon. Shame on you, Manoj (that's M. Night's first name)!
Jun 08, 2015•1 hr
The natural disaster movie genre might be the worst that Hollywood has to offer. In this episode, we list the best volcanoes, tsunamis, best heroes and best deaths in disaster flicks. There can be only one survivor as we compete in disaster trivia. Also, the winner gets free mediocre tacos. Don't get Left Behind. Instead, join us as we attempt to do The Impossible and make a Deep Impact in The Core of these special-effect heavy flicks.
Jun 01, 2015•56 min
In this episode, we talk about Simon Pegg and his controversial comments about the state of geekdom. It seems that the lord of the geeks has finally grown up. We debate whether Pegg has truly left the fold or if he is tired of the watered-down commercialization. Throughout the show: Kent plays Nostradamus and predicts the fatigue and end of superhero flicks. Joel feels that the truly memorable dramas are now on TV, instead of the big screen. Jacob apparently hates John Travolta. Find out why thi...
May 25, 2015•56 min
In the first of, what's to be, many Disney episodes, we rank Disney animated features into three tiers. In this episode, Kent tries to dispute that jazz music has no place in Disney flicks. Joel doesn't mind breaking the hearts of girl squirrels. We spend at least five minutes trying to pronounce Notre Dame correctly. Along the way, we have a fever dream about pink elephants on parade.
May 18, 2015•57 min
We throw physics out the window as we bring in our very first guest. To say that Mark is an avid fan of the Fast & Furious franchise is a frightening and factual understatement. Join us as he tries to preach about the gospel of Paul and Vin to Joel, who plans to never watch the highly profitable series. Even though you only hear about two lines from Jake, we swear he was there the entire time.
May 12, 2015•52 min
In this episode we talk about the movies (or "films," as the film snobs say) that each of us are most excited for this summer. Joel is excited about his usual money-driven flicks. Kent talks about films that truly matter, but you've probably never heard of them. And Jacob mostly just agrees with Kent so they can stay best buddies. Let us prepare you for the summer of 2015, Baconsale-style!
May 05, 2015•48 min
With all the strife in the world, who doesn't want to hear two grown men fight about comic book movies? That is clearly a hypothetical question, because everyone should. Listen to the latest show as the Baconsale boys review Avengers: Age of Ultron. As can be expected, there are extremely differing opinions and things get a little heated. If you listen long enough, you'll hear Kent hulk out and almost punch someone. Even if you haven't seen the movie, it's okay to listen. We avoid spoilers like ...
Apr 30, 2015•52 min
The Baconsale boys take some time off from fighting about movies so they can argue about television. Apparently they equate the amount of time of sitting on a couch and binging through shows to finding new depths. In this warped world, the more shows you complete, the more intellectual you are. Join the guys as they choose the best reality, best escapism, most recommended and best show overall. Spoiler alert...one of the group loves Married at First Sight.
Apr 27, 2015•50 min
With the recent premiere of the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, the guys still manage to get excited about the future of the franchise, even though George Lucas hurt it beyond repair. Listen as they debate which Star Wars movie is the worst of the series. Kent claims that there are few things worse than The Phantom Menace, while Joel thinks that Attack of the Clones is the clear winner/loser. There's only one thing for sure, I've got a bad feeling about this.
Apr 20, 2015•46 min
Welcome to Baconsale! This randomly-titled media podcast stars Kent and Joel as they debate the deeper questions in life. This week they fight over which movie is better - Karate Kid or Karate Kid 2. They also discuss DC's upcoming Suicide Squad. Listen now, to find out if the Crane Kick is truly unblockable.
Apr 13, 2015•56 min
