Is not reading the fine print costing you thousands? How will Tommy kill Alex ? Who is Squaremouth? The answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on Tommy eating Alex and report on a bikini coffee shop that had its license revoked, a heroic teen that freed a man trapped in a trunk, and some killer oral sex. Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@...
Mar 19, 2019•45 min
Is killing a baby mountain lion ok? Could Tommy eat Alex? Why is Alex needlessly shitting on stories? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Mar 12, 2019•55 min
Finally, an answer to the question that everybody is asking: Can Alex eat 5000 calories in one podcast? The shocking answer - TONIGHT on this special bonus episode of The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Mar 08, 2019•1 hr 13 min
Hosts Alex and Tommy deliver the news that won’t make you sad! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Mar 05, 2019•45 min
Could your trash implicate you in a crime? Did the Grand Canyon give Tommy cancer? Is a 5'6 penis big or small for a whale? The shocking answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on the bear choker as well as report on a Church that did something heroic and a guy who REALLY wanted to steal sex toys! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.co...
Feb 26, 2019•41 min
Is meth going to be the hot new gift this year? Does turtle sex sound hilarious? What should you do if your dentist to chloroforms you? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Feb 19, 2019•36 min
Does life have a purpose? Are napkins offensive? Is Tommy going to fight a mountain lion? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Feb 12, 2019•42 min
Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won't make you sad! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Feb 05, 2019•40 min
Will fecal transplants cure all of your medical issues? Do you find yourself attracted to City frogs? Was Tommy fondled by his doctor? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also report on a study that says bald dudes are hot, a teacher that was arrested for helping her student, a GPS watch that helped solve a murder! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or t...
Jan 29, 2019•36 min
Are sperm injections the medical miracle humanity has been waiting for? Could you eat Mac and Cheese for 180 days straight? Is this episode any good? Find out the answers to these hard-hitting questions, TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also report on a criminal who left behind some very strange evidence, a guy who attempted to steal $10 million dollars from his roommate, and a woman who popped and just couldn’t stop. Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You ca...
Jan 22, 2019•34 min
Are perverts licking your doorbell? Is Tommy stronger than his wife? Are you in danger of getting killer monkey herpes? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on the pokers players who bet if they could stay in a dark room for 30 days and report on a guy who married a hologram, toxic masculinity, and a UFC fighter who beat up a mugger. Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via em...
Jan 15, 2019•39 min
Was Alex's Christmas present idea genius, or insane? Was the oldest woman in the world also the oldest liar in the world? Can Tommy and Alex do math? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also report on a man suing Burger King for free burgers for life, a restaurant with a potentially offensive name, a guy who stole $500,000 worth of tequila, the world's best dad, and a porn shoot at a mini-golf course! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You ...
Jan 08, 2019•35 min
Thank you to all of the Locals for an amazing 2018! This was by far and away our most-listened to year of ALL TIME (way more than 2017)! So keep leaving 5-star reviews on iTunes, tweeting @LocalNewsPod , and emailing nice things to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com !
Jan 01, 2019•36 min
Will a human heart be sitting next to you on your next flight? Will you be arrested the next time you post photos of your kids on Facebook? Is Tommy’s dry cleaner ripping him off? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also report on a letter to Santa that was never delivered, the most charitable newlyweds ever, and a museum with a glory hole. Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodc...
Dec 25, 2018•43 min
Are sex robots stealing your identity? Is a hog dog a sandwich? If a 300 year-old-ghost can't find love, is there hope for any of us? Find out - TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Dec 18, 2018•29 min
Is Tommy going to accidentally spray his whole family with Bear Spray? Is it ok if nuns steal? Is Alex going to get a $1 Whopper? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give updates on the man who is suing to legally lower his age and the pilots who drew a penis in the sky as well as report on the heroics of The Cheesecake Factory and a very unfortunately named serial masturbater. Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also ...
Dec 11, 2018•38 min
Is Alex a cat killer? Is naming your child ABCDE child abuse? Do you have a 75 pound tumor growing inside of you right now (or are you just fat)? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod ! Breaking News: The Local News has joined the All Thing Comedy podcast network! So Alex and Tommy are now millionaires!...
Dec 06, 2018•31 min
Would you voluntary go to prison? Is it possible your child is part ghost? Is Tommy going to leave a note on your car if he hits it (no)? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also report on a woman that United Airlines attempted to bribe with only $75, an insane bet between two friends, and a prison that is being sued over taking away inmate's pornography! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email t...
Dec 04, 2018•42 min
Are you part Neanderthal? Are your children communicating with their friends in a secret language? Is your turtle smuggling cocaine into the country? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also report on a man who is suing McDonalds over Happy Meals advertising, teenagers who stole an airplane and took it for a joyride, and discuss why Alex didn't join Tommy for Thanksgiving! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via ema...
Nov 27, 2018•45 min
Are you hotter with a beard? Would you preserve your tattoos? Does your local grocery store have a live lobster tank in the back? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod !
Nov 20, 2018•49 min
Is Alex going to force everybody to become doctors? Why are toddlers breaking the #1 rule of Fight Club? Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on the Tennessee electric chair builder and report on a guy who punched a bear in the face, an old man who wants to legally change his age (to become a slightly less old man?), and a woman who mistakenly had her kidney removed! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 s...
Nov 13, 2018•43 min
Is Tommy cursed by the threesome Gods? Would you name your baby 'Harland' for 11 thousand dollars? Is your partner going to leave you for a ghost? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on the apparently awesome sex cruise, an electric chair hobbyiest who is worried his chair will malfunction, a man who murdered his colleague because he kept spoiling books, and report on a "local hero" who...turned his lights on to scare away a criminal? Want to be a frien...
Nov 06, 2018•38 min
Will the serial dirty diaper vandal ever be stopped? Is your next cruise going to be ruined by 1300 guys? Are real ghosts inhabiting The Haunted Mansion? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also report on a boy who tried to catch his school on fire using only the power of his urine, a flight attendant who joined the mile high club, and the death of a true American Hero! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories ...
Oct 30, 2018•41 min
Proposing at Disneyland: Cool or Not cool? How old is too old to Trick-or-Treat? Is somebody going to make a sex doll of your dead lover? Is Tommy going to win The Lottery? The shocking answers...TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @LocalNewsPod...
Oct 23, 2018•39 min
Will your cologne attract killer tigers? Are you vulnerable to nude photo scammers? Is eating marijuana before a podcast a good idea? The answers may shock you, TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give a final update on the Robot Brothel and report on a man who's allegedly eaten pizza every day for 40 years, an Uber driver who caught his wife cheating, and a college professor who accidentally turned his class into Sex 101! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes....
Oct 16, 2018•39 min
Are imaginary clowns invading your house? Are large bushels of marijuana going to start washing up on your local beach? How much sushi is too much sushi? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on the Sex Robot Brothel in Austin and report on a man who was wrongfully imprisoned for 27 years! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com or tweet them @Local...
Oct 09, 2018•38 min
Is a sex robot brothel opening up in your town? Is your roommate secretly stealing from you? The lobster marijuana crisis is out of control - find out what one Maine town is doing to combat it. The shocking answers, tonight on The Local News! The guys also report on a fig tree that is growing out of a surprising place and a grandma who is sending a message to all gators! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to Local...
Oct 02, 2018•40 min
Will a love-struck Calgary University student find his soul mate? Is Tommy going to become the Orville Redenbacher of sex? Seagull assaults are on the rise - is your Seagull safe? The shocking answers, tonight on The Local News! The guys also report on a 9-year-old hero (or villain?) who wrote a letter to Taco Bell, an airline that asked passengers to pee in plastic bags, and a High School football hazing that went awry! If you have a news story for the podcast, you can email it to LocalNewsPodc...
Sep 25, 2018•43 min
Are sexually aggressive dolphins going to invade your local beach? Is dying going to be outlawed? Is Alex spreading fake news he found on Facebook? Find out, tonight on The Local News!
Sep 18, 2018•35 min
This week on The Local News, the guys report on Domino’s misguided ‘tattoo’ campaign, a market that is putting googley eyes on Fish, an outrageous bill T-Mobile tried to stick somebody with, and a ‘Local Sex’ story about...urns?
Sep 11, 2018•34 min
