Beavers are attacking, there's a female on our show, and 2 Nigerians gave birth to a white baby with blonde hair and blue eyes. Is the world coming to an end? No, it's an ultra spectacular episode of Background Noise! We also talk about sluts - both male and female - and a lot of other wacky, fun stuff that you've come to love us for! Listen up...or down...or upside down. Whatever the devil it is you kids do these days!
Warning: poisonous weeds are taking over Canada! Also be on the look out for the raging Mel Gibson and super pedophile Roman Polanski! Oh, and if you're a goose, beware of the goose-o-caust. This episode of Background Noise is just FULL of danger! But unlike other danger, you really should take part in this. Just put on some oven mitts first, 'cuz this sonuvabitch is HOT!
This might be our silliest, funniest episode yet, so you're a complete twerp if you don't check it out! In this week's show we get a little carried away discussing Princess Di's hair jam, discuss how we would make love to different Star Trek aliens, smash on dumb kids giving away free lemonade, and for the first time in Background Noise history, we take some phone calls from our listeners! How exciting is THAT? The answer? At LEAST more exciting that when Kane was first introduced to wrestling. ...
People are protesting in Toronto, sleeping with their own grandmothers, becoming dumber from the internet, and trying to kill themselves by jumping off of buildings that have now installed "suicide safety nets" to solve the problem. This is just SOME of the insanity discussed on this weeks show, but hopefully you're prepared for more because this whirlwind will SUCK...you in...to it.
Devin returns, and with him he brings a tale of lightning and horror! Also discussed this week is airplane travel, Monopoly, vacation destinations, a millionaire chihuahua, Virtua Fighter, a virtual sperm bank, delirium, a bad mushroom trip, why people like horror movies, and a discussion of a website that is...well...it involves angry women and an orifice, so...tune in to find out what that's all about!
Your ears are about to be popped right in the drums with another episode of Background Noise! Discussed this week is a man who claims a cow seduced him into sex, thoughts and opinions on animal rights/animal cruelty, why fat men get laid more than fat women, reality TV shows, E3 (video game showcase) and much, much more! If you like laughing, learning, and being entertained, then LISTEN UP... or down... either way, just LISTEN and spread the word! This show is growing like a very carefully cared...
Devin, the brains behind this whole operation, is away doing manly man things.... But luckily, Jon has the skills and power to make sure that the show goes on! Conversation topics this week include Drake and Eminem's new albums, how WoW can save your life, whether or not it's cool to date/juice a friend's ex, Gary Coleman's scandalous ex-wife, and a list of execution styles, including an execution that involves you shitting all over yourself while being baked in the sun and eaten by insects. Ser...
Oh no... Derrek is sick and not in studio... buuuuuut we have him on Skype and the show goes on! WHAT A TWIST! Let's talk about guilty pleasure songs and wild Asian ass... and maybe we could also discuss whether it's cool or not to hit the clubs when you're in a relationship? Yeah, I like that... and while we're at it, let's talk about denying people's friend requests on Facebook and a lot of other wacky things of interest! It's episode 36 and it's a Heinz of a pickle!
Imagine a world that has miracle berries that make everything you eat taste sweet; a world where incredibly white men read DMX lyrics; a world where laughter, insight, and advice are plentiful...now imagine not having to imagine this world because it actually exists and is called BACKGROUND NOISE! STEP INTO OUR WORLD AND DANCE WITH US, YOU MADMEN AND MADWOMEN! Episode 35 is fresh for your grill...I mean...your ears. Just download & listen, okay
What a turbulent episode! Derrek gets pissed off, Devin & Jon debate as usual, and Luke James' voice sounds like a hoarse Fran Drescher...but that doesn't mean that Background Noise isn't in full effect! We discuss new sex offender laws, back-up plans, signs it's time to dump a friend, Life Aquatic, Human Centipede, Ciara's new music video, music in general, and other things that may or may not be of interest. Background Noise: PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS AND SMOKE IT!
Would you ever eat lamb broth baby food? Or how about escargot? Or maybe a nice serving of Klik (yeah...I know...wtf is that, right?)? Probably not, but we decided to give those, and some other gross foods, a try on this episode of Background Noise...so...the least you can do is appreciate our suffering! We also talk about the NBA and NHL playoffs, UFC, auctioned virgins, Dungeons & Dragons, AND MORE! Listen up to find out if anyone threw up...because of the food, not the show!
The thing about episode 32 is that it's spectacular. Why? Well, doesn't the idea of a gigolo raid sound interesting? Or what about health news about coffee, sex & laughter? Still not good enough? Well, how about we up the ante with a story about tiny mother? No? Well how about you shut-up, then.
Episode 31 tucks and rolls into your ears like a nimble gymnast - a nimble gymnast that wants to talk to you about first kisses, underage drinking, gay dogs, Archie's gay friend, $13 million thumbs, and probably cartwheels and somersaults, too! Sink into your favorite comfy chair, get your pipe, and ENJOY!
BANZAI! It's the Super Mega Special 30th Episode Show! We have sledgehammer killings, bestiality farms, monkey police, and a whole treasure chest filled to the brim with other discussion topics to keep you interested, make you laugh, and give you something to talk about! If this show doesn't twist your nipples, then I don't know what does! KAPOOOOW!
The thing about Background Noise is that it's amazing. Why? Well, we discuss celibate celebrities, porn for blind people, Steven Seagal's sex slave, the weird habits of our listeners, the "rape axe", embarassing trends, and why nice guys don't always get a lot of women. That's not all that's in this barrel of fun though, so jump in like it's Donkey Kong Country and prepare to be blasted off!
If you want your ears to get aroused, listen to episode 28 of Background Noise! We have a gay wrestler, aliens, a bunch of topless broads marching, a blind car driver, orgies, breastfeeding, a bunch of Turkeys, semen walruses, and then some! Okay...we don't "have" all of those things, but we DO discuss them. That's good enough, right?
Put your hands up on our hips, when we dip, you dip we dip....into another exciting installment of Background Noise! What other show gives you hippo facts, gives you tips on how to save $, has lots of immature d!ck jokes, and helps listeners out with their personal problems? None that I know of, and that's what makes us so damn special! Your ears will melt at the sultry sounds of our show! Enjoy, kiddos!
It's Dev's birthday week and our Half-A-Year celebration! We have a SUPER MEGA show! Open up your ears to hear about the "10 Bus Commandments", a personal story from Derrek, a tale of SORCERY!, the magic of mosquitoes, a giraffe in a dumpster, stories about teachers, drinking games, an interview with Down South Darryl, & then some! HAKUNA MATATAAAAAA!
Warning: this episode of Background Noise is hilarious AND informative! That's right, we make you laugh AND we teach you things! Tune in to hear about an old man who punches random children, how sitting down will kill you, the effects of tanning and cancer, Derrek crawling into a microwave, our listeners' prized stuffed animals, and then some! BIG BANG BABY IT'S LIKE CRASH CRASH CRAAAAAAAAASH!
Check out the freshest episode of Background Noise to get our take on the Oscars! Also discussed is a woman who has 4 titties, Lil Wayne in jail, the art of multi-tasking, the effects of small talk, superpowers, wilderness survival, and a gaggle of other fascinating topics...because that's what we do - FASCINATE!
It's no cussing week this time around, and as a way of enforcing that rule, each of the Background Noise members was equipped with a foam plastic sword meant for whacking those guilty of uttering crass language! Who got the most whacks? Whose sword was it that broke? Whose ear got seriously jacked up? Listen up and find out!
Have you ever thought about introducing the art of pole-dancing to the Olympics? Have you ever dumped someone over FB? Do you feel like you're getting old? Did you see Tiger Woods' apology? Or what about Gary Coleman EXPLODING in his latest interview? Well damn, whether you answer yes or no to these questions, listen to our show anyway because we've got you covered like a snuggie on a chilly Winter's eve! We also discuss the local cross-burning and share a lot of other ear candy, so LISTEN UP!
Background Noise 21! Listen up to hear about moments of terror, thieving internet fans, walk-in clinics, gamer gangs, that Twilight guy's allergy to vaginas, Christians that say, "Shut-up, bitches!", and to hear the answer to one of life's difficult questions: should rape victims take the blame? You probably already know the answer to that question, but listen to us anyway just to be sure!
It's Valentine's Day...well, close to it...so here's our Valentine's Day special! Listen up for some tips and tricks on how to make sure that your Valentine's Day goes swimmingly - regardless of whether you have a significant other or not! There's also a discussion about John Mayer's recent N-bomb, the sharing of thoughts and memories about this lovey dovey time of the year, and a whole other bushel of hilarious and informative goodies for you to munch on! All we want is your LOVE...and your ear...
Groundhog's Day happened, Grammys were given out, and it's Black History Month! Based on that, how could this episode suck? Okay, don't answer that...but along with those happenings, we also discuss gay ass kids, sexual predators on X-Box, a sex robot, and then some!
Male prostitutes, Burger King bars & all-white basketball leagues! No, the world isn't coming to an end...it's just another episode of Background Noise full of whacky news, opinions, laughs, and maybe even a few insights (the keyword there being "few")! Listen to us while you do boring shit, because frankly, we make life exciting! Background Noise: PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS AND SMOKE IT!
Mystikal is out of jail, cats are riding on buses, people are smashing windows, old broads are getting stuck in elevators for days at a time, and frightening people are lurking in alleys! Background Noise covers all of this, and more, so kickback, relax, and PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS AND SMOKE IT!
Come check out episode 16 of Background Noise, ya turkeys! We discuss people who are suicidal because of the movie Avatar, movies that made us cry, ways to break the ice with strangers, and that's not all! We also discuss steroids in sports & introduce our brand new segment, "Ride the Poll"! Who are the top dead celebrities that our creepy listeners want to have sex with? Well, listen up and find out! Put this in your ears and smoke it!
Holy guacamole! Background Noise still exists? I thought they all would've died by now! Well, since they're still alive and doing a show, let's take a look at some of the trinkets from the 15th episode
HOLY MOLY! The first episode of 2010 is hot off of the presses and ready for human consumption, so open wide, sweetheart!
