Hey, um, could you make me a balloon sword and then can you do like a hat from my little brother? No, it's just just snakes. Yeah, but a sword is like a snake with a handle. I could do a sword with no hilt. Um, okay. Uh, can I get anything else? I could do two snakes or three snakes. Hey, could I get a fishing rod without the line? Absolutely, sir. Coming right up. Thank you very much. Anything that's around if you can tie two snakes together. Absolutely. Can I get a pipe cleaner?
100% little boy. Yeah, here we go. Thanks. I'm gonna my dad's a plumber. I'm gonna use this and I'm gonna pretend I'm a plumber. So I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna shove it down the toilet and I'm gonna get the toilet really clean and I'm gonna I'm gonna make him really proud so that I can meet a ruler. Oh, okay. I'm gonna thank you. Thank you. You enjoy your pipe cleaner. I love making dreams come true. A meter ruler. Yeah. Does that have to be exactly a meter?
Oh, I don't know what I tall that is. So I just need something that's I can say is a meter ruler. But actually if it's shorter than me so I could go in the teacups. I can say this is a meter. I'm taller than it. Coming right up. Um, I know she reported the fact that you're not making the models that you're on your side and you are referencing the snakes. That was the problem with the last time fair. Look, I feel those snakes should be commemorated in balloon form. The snakes are not the victim.
Can I have a corn? A corn? Yeah, a shot of corn. Absolutely. Can I get a shook of corn as well? Two corns, my two best fellas. There we go. We're the corn bros. Corn bros. Corn bros, yeah. Now you two look a wee bit unsteady on your feet there. Will you be able to carry these corns? Ms. Jaundice, I'm corn colored. Yeah. We're liver brothers too. Yeah. We were out of the hospital for one day. Yeah, we shared a liver in one brief moment in time. Yeah. Now we share an IV drip.
Yeah. Well don't be eating these ones fellas. They're not real corn. Look, can you give me the uninflated balloons and then maybe your balloon manual and then I can sort me and the hat out. Lookie here miss. There's only one balloon artist at this fair and that is me. It sounds like you were trying to take a job that I have earned. I'll pay you for the balloons. I'm not going to pay you for your time though. And yet you want the manual. Yeah. I don't think you're using it.
Look, I have a very clear vision. You can't really. Are you with me on that? I have a clear vision for my art and I will not deviate from that. Can I get a sword? Sword without a handle? Absolutely. I'm not going to deviate from that. Welcome back to Dunbracken. Hello all and welcome to Dumbraken's town fair, the final event of our winter season. Spring has sprung and we've been hard at work making sure that everything goes well and that Paul doesn't have to be run out of town again.
Thank you and enjoy the fair. Step right up. Guess who this celebrity under a blanket is. You sorry. You look like you have an idea. I recognize that's a mohawk. That's a mohawk under there, isn't it? Is it a mohawk or are they just cutting an interesting silhouette? Oh, were they? They were in a punk band. Michael Jackson. No. He's bound to be one of these years. He wasn't. He wasn't in a punk band. I didn't say they were in a punk band. Oh. You're speculating. It's. Just you're free to guess.
It's Guy Fieri. No. Guy Fieri's spiky hair. No. Oh. All right. Is it Dynamo? No. But it could be. It could be. It's not. He could do a trick and then when you lift it up, it's Dynamo, but it doesn't look like it would be Dynamo, but then it's Dynamo. What's Dynamo doing these days? I don't know. Is he doing the Dumbraken Fair? I think so. It could be, but he's not under the blanket. He could be somewhere else. Dynamo could be anywhere. I won't believe you until I see that it's not Dynamo.
How many cauliflowers have you sold? Cauliflowers? I could barely sell cabbage this day. What do you think's the matter? These youngins, they're just not cooking anymore. It's all the air fryers I'm telling you, but you can get a good cauliflower cabbage sort of Crip on the go. I bought an air fryer. Jesus, is it any good? I'm too afraid to turn it on. I don't understand it. Did you bring it with you? Aye. You've been carrying it around me. You don't want her in the house to find out, do you?
No. Is that what's in your backpack there? Aye. 4.5 litre. Why haven't you set it down? Take it off your back. I'm worried. Let's get a look at it. We could show the kids what they're missing. All right, let's get her plugged into the diesel jenny here. These, that's two drawers on it. Aye. 4.5 litre each. That's a combined total of nine litres. That's impressive. Where do you put the oil? It needs oil? I don't know how else it's going to fry it. Oh Jesus, I'm out of my depth. It fries it.
It's in the title. It fries it with the air around it. So it's a microwave. It just doesn't, it often fries with... That's radiation. This is wild stuff. It's madness. It takes air, I'm only guessing here, compresses it so hard and sort of beats the food with it and cooks it. Is this why no one comes to the farmers market anymore? Just because they're cooking with air. What do they need? There's no oil. There's no fat. It's just pure air. So no one wants my chilli oil then?
I spent three days in my shed. Whatever you get up to in your own shed, it's your business. I infused my oil with chilli. Let's get the air fryer on the go. I want to see the results. What should we put in it first? Eggs. Chilli oil. Eggs. Eggs. Crack a few eggs in there. Love a fried egg. Chilli oil. Well, we could infuse it with your infused chilli oil. Thank you. Thank you. What would you call this? Juevos Rancheros. Oh. I saw that in a film. Wow. Sounds like a classy film. It wasn't.
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