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Bad Apples | Ep 28

Jun 18, 202431 minSeason 2Ep. 7
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Three brothers help run their fathers filling (gas) station; a new signal is picked up on the Trucker FM; and a fountain pen goes missing at the police station. Produced & edited by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Conleth McVeigh⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. For more information on the podcast, including the weekly Dunbracken Newsletter, follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dunbrackenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on instagram. Featuring: ⁠⁠Patrick Meier⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Laura Conlon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠Kieran Sands⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, Luke Benson⁠, ⁠John Close⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Eddie Goodwin⁠⁠⁠⁠, Rachel Coulter⁠, ⁠Adam Crossan,⁠⁠ ⁠Min Witts⁠⁠⁠, and Joe Donaldson. Opening and end credits by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Conor Mallon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, check out his full album, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Unearthed⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Spotify now.

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Whenever you booked, you asked for a table for two. This is what a table for two looks like. It's chairs facing each other in a restaurant. That's what this is. We said we're two people who want a table. Okay. Have you been to any restaurants before? Yeah. And they normally don't have an issue with us even setting the seats on the same side of one table, or at right angles to each other, so we're not in each other's eye line. Have you seen two spies? It's a bit like that.

Yes. And I'm going to offer the same solution to you that I offered to them. One of you can sit in the bathroom and the other one could sit at the table. No, we need to be in the same place. It's a lot like parallel play, like children do. Okay. We're not interacting with each other, but we're both content with our own meals. Yes. We like that the other person's there, but we don't need them. Sure. I've got my Switch with me if she doesn't want to talk to me.

Okay. I have another suggestion. We have bouquets of flowers. I can put that in the middle of the table. Then you're not looking at each other. What's the problem with just moving chairs? There's not enough space. You'll be sat on the knee of the person beside you. This is a tiny restaurant. Okay. Well, that could be a new friend. Okay. Okay. Here's, here's what I'm thinking: On the table next to the one you served for us.

There's a couple, they're not getting along. We split them up, split us up and everyone's happy. Look, we tried hosting a swinging night. It's not swinging. I will not be talking to the person opposite me. What are you suggesting? Speed dating? We tried that too. We've tried lots of things to keep this premises open and we've landed on a tiny pizzeria. There's not enough space between the tables where you can sit at 90 degrees. You have to make eye contact. I've

offered you flowers. You've rejected my flowers. If you want to come up with your own private arrangements with the table beside you, you need to do that in your own time. Welcome back to Dunbracken. Well, you know, being a fisherman and moving to a bakery has been a very different vibe, but I just want to say thank you for all. Let me join so gracefully. It's been, it's been really nice. Thank you so much. It's nice to not have to work alone, you know?

Yeah, I guess. But the reason that we're having this and team meeting is that someone keeps swapping the sausage rolls for fish rolls and the customers are upset. The staff are upset. Everyone in the staff other than you, I guess. I'm sorry. That was me. Well, see, you know, I was trying to make Agatha more at home and I thought fish rolls would be nice for her. Well, it would be nice to have been consulted. Sorry, you're right. I shouldn't make an executive decision as just a pastry boy.

I think fish rolls are a perfect idea and I think-- I was just trying to include you. No, it's made me feel more welcome than I ever could have expected. It's made us less welcome in the town, I admit. Yeah. And this HR meeting was-- Yeah, I was thinking this morning, I was like, will I will I tell them or will I let Agatha get the chop? But my conscience came through in the end and I'm sorry for all I've done.

Well, yeah, I appreciate that you're just trying to make Agatha feel welcome, but you can do that in the staff kitchen, but that doesn't need to be on wholesale for the customers. And I guess it's it's not a HR meeting. It's a team meeting for everyone to bring up any issues that they might have with other colleagues in a fair and anonymous way that will be dealt with. So does anyone have any other issues at the moment that they need to raise?

Well, I'll be honest, I don't really quite like that Darren doesn't wear any pants. I really was not expecting this. And you've really just just called me out in front of the entire staff. Well, well, yeah. And couldn't you have brought this to me like one on one? Agatha, this was supposed to be anonymous. We weren't supposed to just out each other. Shirley, like, is this not the point of the meeting is to? We just said it was anonymous

though. Yeah, we raised points that might point the finger in a general direction, but nothing too specific. So you could have rephrased that by I've noticed that some members of staff aren't wearing pants, but that is allowed because that has been pre-allied by upper management. Yeah, I would have been OK with that. Yeah, no one would have been any the wiser as to who it was directed at. That could have been about anyone. Yeah, any of us. Yeah.

Right. Well, to be fair, Darren, you do wear the apron quite well. So I mean, I wear two aprons sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you just you're breezy, but there's nothing dangerous. I'm sorry if I'm sounding a bit crazy here, but I just don't want to see Darren's bum in the bakery. That's why he started wearing two aprons. And apron on the back. But every time you're going into the freezer and every time you bend down, your bum's there. Agatha,

if you didn't want to see buns, you shouldn't have worked in the bakery. That's derivative. So derivative. To be fair, that freezer is awful breezy. So I mean, we could close a window. Yeah, you could just not look. We should rename it the Breezer. That's derivative. You can't keep making jokes like this. It's not it's not right. This is a gross miscommunication. Well, we had we had pre-approved it before you had. I'd say things worked a whole lot

different over in your fish store. Well, there was only one of you. What if I stopped wearing pants? Well, we'd have to get pre-approved. Yeah, we'd have to go through upper management. Which is of course Terry's upper management. So it would be it would be your call. Well, that wasn't quite as anonymous as I would have liked. But it's a known fact. It's a known fact. We're supposed to be anonymous. We're not supposed to know who is upper management

and who is underling. We're fine. Terry, I mean, somebody found that it worked better in an undercover boss situation if we never knew who was the real boss. Somebody found out. I hope one day I'll find out which one of you rascals it is. I'll find out. Hey, rabbit, rabbit. This is Golden Goose in the bathroom. As the target come into the restaurant, I'm still in the bathroom. Don't worry, I'm ready. But if the target comes

in, let me know because I'm in the bathroom and you're out there. Is it a nice seat? What did you say your name was kid? You're over a trucker of M here. This is rabbit, rabbit. You call me the golden goose. Are you not golden goose, my partner? No, my name is Morpheus. What happened to golden goose? I don't know. No golden goose. Sounds like your friends being disconnected and you've managed to get over on the trucker radio here. How are you

like that, fellas? Anyone else out there? Come on Clementine. I know you're there. Oh, yeah, boy. Yeah, there's Clementine. Well, this is supposed to be a private channel between two super secret spies. So like. You're a spy, aren't you? Yeah, rabbit. Yeah, thank you very much. Who are you spying for? I hope it's us. I'm in the bathroom of a small pizzeria, but yes, it is for our country. Oh, which is. Oh, I don't like that silence. Some of

my favorite moments of my life have been in a small toilet. Tell me about it. There's been no action in this pizzeria tonight. So that's a shame. I'm honestly. You know what? Where's the pizzeria market with an X on my map? It's on the M2. Just X zero stars. Zero stars. Yeah, it's not that good. That's what I got. Yeah, they kept saying you have to make eye contact or else you have to stay in the bathroom. I'm out there waiting for

someone to come in the bathroom. Might be the target, but my my partner's in the restaurant making horrible eye contact with everyone. Don't like eye contact in the bathroom. That's a bad vibe. I only make eye contact with the road. So what? You're waiting for someone to go into the bathroom where you are. Yeah, it just. You might be waiting some time. It's got up to two stars. Well, I'm just hoping that like if he doesn't catch the target,

then I will. Sometimes even targets got a P, you know, who's your target? Man called Max. He's holding some important security information for my company. OK, I'll tell you what. Tell me what road he's on and I'll run him over. He's driving a red Volvo. You could crush that easy Clementine. You're not 18 wheels. I won't even lose my mentor. Oh, that would be great. Yeah. As long as all the pages go everywhere and they're indiscernible,

you can't read them. That would be great. I'll run over him. You got to do the cleanup. That's fair. No, I'm hoping that you. Sorry, was it Clementine? Rabbit rabbit here. You said it was a yellow one. No, a red Volvo. Oh, no. Oh, thank God. A red Volvo. Red Volvo. Do you have a license plate? Just run over all. Just run over any of them. All prejudice. You might not be on the road right now. You might be parked up at last. Take no chances.

Looks like the apples are off again. Yeah, I don't know. Should we keep selling them? We kind of have to. They're just one of those staples you need to have in a shop. But nobody ever comes to Jimmy's Petro station for fruit. But there are a few good apples, but I guess they're going to get quickly oxygenated by the bad apples. Should I make two piles? No, I think you can just throw out the bad ones. I think that's fine. Or turn them. Turn

them? Turn them. Turn them so the bad bits in. That's just another option. What, so they're all disguised as bad apples? No, they all look good apples. But they're all bad apples. We put the apple on the outside and the skin of the apple on the inside. No, no. What? No, no. I'm not saying put the flesh of the apple on the outside and the skin on the inside. No, no. I know what you're saying. No, I think we. Hold on a second. Is that something you

can do? Todd, is that something you can do? It's a tough process, but you know the way you can get an apple corker. So if you've already skinned it, you can just call it corker and a little chip right through an apple core. Are you putting an extra K in there? You're right. It's not like you're putting an extra K in there. Are you putting corks into apples? Well, that is actually that is an apple corker. That's where you take the core out. You core

it and then you stick cork in it. And that's a corker. Okay. So I have been doing that. I've been taking the core out and getting little flags of corking little flags of cork little flags of cork, but they can't see them. They're inside. What's a flag of cork? The county, the county cork flag of the county cork flag of the county. Okay. I I'm beginning to realize why the apples are going bad. Yeah, this is only a few of them, but it's easy

to tell because it's the ones that have been skinned. Yeah. Yeah. So they don't last long if you take the skin off and you core them. I think that's that's that's what we've learned here now, Todd. That's good to know. Yeah. So you want to turn them inside out though? No, not not what I said. No, no, I think we I think you were talking about doing what you were initially talking about, which was skin oxygenating the apples with the badness

of the bad apples. You know, being in the same breath of them. I feel like sorry, Greg. Can I just I don't I don't understand what you were saying there. I know. Okay, so we're at three different. Do we have three different strategies as to how to how to manage these apples? So an apple fell. Yeah, that one sounds heavy. So get rid of that. That sounds like a rock. I think it's a wrong that I painted red. I think that's is that still up there?

It's been up there for a while. That might be the apple that I over oxygenated. Oh, you painted it red. Well, I did. No, I painted a rock red when we were out of apples and I put it on there. So you're saying there's an over oxygenated apple still in there. Yeah. All right. The rocks definitely gone. It was sold. What's the process of oxygenation about? What do you mean over oxygenating them? Well, if I were you over oxygenating them, what's

that? How do you do that? You expose them to more. You cut them open and you expose them to more oxygen. Why are we cutting the apples, lads? What are we doing? Greg, Greg, why are you calling the apples open? Why are you coring the apples? Why are we obsessed with the lads? Why are you painting rocks red and putting them in the apple pile? Because we were out of apples. That doesn't people can't just buy a red rock and then eat it.

No, but it was to show that that was where apples would be. It was holding the space around the presentation of apples. It was visually to keep the fruit stand looking alive. Do you know what makes the fruit stand look alive? Live apples. You know, it makes everybody know where the apples are. Corked inside your apples. Oxygenated or corked. I feel like I'm going insane. I feel like you two are taking the piss out of me. I, you two are

advocating for more apples on the stand, but all you're doing is cutting them up. Make them look pretty. Can we? Make people salivate in the mouth. Okay. Look, hold on. We've gotten number three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This meeting started with how to make more sales. Okay. And I feel like we've gotten sidetracked into the apple. I feel like that happens every time. If it's not apples, it's always something. Last week

it was the rock to be fair. The rock was in. We had to try and like, we were going to try and, you know, monetize them. Like if he's in, you take Dwayne the rock Johnson's coming into the store. You have to take photo with him or something for sure. But I felt, Oh my gosh. It's Dwayne the dog Johnson. Oh, he's going for the mascot contest. Yeah. Oh my God. Look at that eyebrow. Wow. Amazing. So ripped. He shredded. That's the owner should

be arrested. That looks like he's sick sheep dog. Only dog I've ever seen with a six pack. Yeah. Oh my God. On his back as well. Six pack. I would not like to be those sheep. Oh, I think he'd be okay with the sheep. Cause I think if he started to run, his heart would explode. That's fair. Yeah. Those legs do not look healthy. There he goes. Bye Dwayne the dog Johnson. Someone speak. I'm saying nothing. No comment. You can't force us to.

I will filibuster the crap out of a lot of you. Say that as much as you want. We've got nothing but time. No comment. Don't look at me like that Barry. I can look wherever I like. Sons of me eyes the other way. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah. They used, they used to be blind. I can see your eyes streaming. Yeah. Well, you know, they've cut our funding and blinds are just a luxury nowadays that we cannot afford. No comment. Along with the

kettle. We're doing very well in the circumstances officer. We're still not talking. As much as we played with you, we're not talking. What if we didn't talk about the alleged incident? What if we just talked about like, you know, that way you were talking about the funding for the police station. Yeah. All like the lack of, do you want us to like write a proposal for you or something? Cause it would be worth our time. I have really nice handwriting.

Cause we're not speaking about the incident. Hold on. He said something that wasn't no comment. Kedda, comment on that. I have really nice handwriting. He does. That's true. No comment. So you're not giving me a statement, but you'll write me a proposal. Yeah. The, it's dire in here. Like if I, if I had to work here, I'd leave after a day. We're really trying to give back to the other criminals in the area. Um, okay. Okay. And you know,

it's something to pass the time and you can use any kind of pen. Byro preferable. Not found. Okay. Not fountain pen. No. Byro can also be a weapon. Fountain pen gives it a certain gravitas. I don't know what that word means. Um, makes it seem like really important. Still don't know what that word means. Okay. Uh, makes it seem big. Big deal. Big deal. Big deal. Get me a fountain pen. Do you think the regional board of police funding are really

going to care? Yeah. It's pretty much all they talk about. Have you been to, no, forgive me. Uh, no, their committee meetings are very much filled with how the application has been written. It's really more important than what's on it. Well, in that case, have you thought about your paper type? Well, we don't, unfortunately we are unable to currently afford the luxury of paper. What were you planning to write it on? Well, I bought in my, um, Cheerios

box from home. I finished them this morning. Have you primed it at least? No, how? Have you thought about the laminator? No, that's not going to go through a laminator machine. I thought it was going to be more than one page. I just like, I want you to have the crumbs off it. And I did, I did draw like a straight line down it using the other half of the cereal box. So it's cut really straight. I don't mean to be overstepping the marker

officer, but it sounds like you don't want extra funding for the station. No, I, I re, I really do. I bought in my cereal box. I bet you can't even afford a fountain pen. I have a pocket fountain pen. Did you bring it from home? It's maroon. Have you any ink for the pen? You're off to a bad start altogether. Yeah. Look, it's not just our time you're wasting here. It's your time as well. Yeah. Get it together. I mean, if this was dragons,

then I'd have been out long time ago. I'm just, I don't even know what I'm going to eat for breakfast tomorrow guys. To be honest. Like did you not keep the bag of Cheerios? No, I've, the Cheerios have gone and like they're just so expensive now, you know, and the nearest little it's like, I don't know what, like 12 miles away and be honest, petrol in my car is a luxury I cannot afford. Was it even Cheerios or was it honey-os? It was Cheerios

all right. Straight up the line Cheerios. You said Lido. I resent. Doesn't sound like a Lido brand. No comment. Oh, look how the tables have turned. Look who the liar is now here. You should be ashamed of yourself. Pathetic. Come in. Rabbit rabbit. Golden goose. Please. Um, I'm, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Um, would you be able to mind my pizza? I just need to use the bathroom. I was told I wouldn't have to talk to anyone. They said I could make eye

contact, but I'm here with my date side by side and we didn't think you'd be. Um, I, I was going to be here with my date, but they're in the bathroom. You haven't touched your pizza. Um, I will, I will look at your pizza if you could do me a favor. Yeah. I haven't looked at my date. Is he handsome? For me, he's about a seven. That's pretty good for me. That's pretty good. I don't know your type. What's his hair like? It's a little

bit, um, I had a busy day. Apparently had a busy day. I can't hear him. I haven't made eye contact. We've been talking. We just haven't looked at each other. I know that my date is I think Auburn. Yeah. Um, no, you're, I am. Yes, tell him I am. She's way out of your league dude. Really? Yeah. You can do so much better. Okay. Cause I felt there was a connection and no, but the first time, the first time I felt like I could be myself around someone,

but if I can do better, totally. Uh, but don't, don't stand them up just yet. It's not, of course. I go look for my in the bathroom. I'm very shiv or I'm responsible. I mean, you didn't have to look after her pizza. What I was going to, but I was, I had to make sure that they were coming back. I didn't want to risk. Oh no, I will be back. I'm just making sure that my heart, my, um, you don't need to put a label on it. Yeah. Thanks. We haven't

labeled this yet. What number did is this? Number one. Yeah, that's true. That's what we both agreed on. Yeah. Okay. You've got that in common. It would be crazy to label this. Yeah. That would be insane. If I technically said I could do better. Yeah. Has he gotten better or have I gotten worse? As in, do you think you're saddling? Do I think you're saddling? I mean, I think physically you could definitely get someone better, but like you guys seem

to be on a similar wavelength and sometimes that's what matters to people. I mean, not me. I'm very shallow. I'll never look at you. I promise to never look at you. I don't like that promise. I would like him to look at me. I'll promise to look at you. Can you both look at my pizza while I just, sorry, sorry. If my, um, um, I'd love to meet them. If my rabbits in the bathroom, sorry, that's a really cute name for someone. Yeah. Can you stop

flirting with someone in the bathroom while I'm right here? I'm not flirting with anyone. She haven't, I was going to say, I haven't even seen them, but you haven't seen me. Okay. Just one sec. I'll be back. Of course. I will know if you've taken any of the toppings. I've counted how many olives are on this. Okay. Okay. Do you think she knows how many cheeses there are? Okay. Look, the reason we had to have this meeting was because the

three of us here, right? And we are not bringing in enough money. No, for sure. But it's a family business and I feel like it's hard to choose. This is what happens when dad keeps asking the three of us to come up with all the ideas. Yeah. Yeah. Has he ever stepped foot in the shop and they'll past six months even? No. Well, you know, he's in traction. So I mean, that's not fair. I know. I just don't think it's an excuse. That's not fair

to ask him to make his way down. Like he's in bad shape. That's the accident. But at least a cursory glance in our direction would be nice. Yeah. He's that's all he can do. So you're saying six months, it's fine for him to just live the high life and never, are you talking about the fact that his legs are suspended above his head? Is that what you mean by high life? Okay. Yeah. Now that you say it like that, it sounded much better

the way I said it. Yeah, it did. Todd's cause you're, you're taking something that sounds fantastic and, and glossing that over, you know, our dad who took, yes, most of the money out of the business and went on a skiing holiday, uh, it advised and fell down the Alps, all of the Alps, 70 years old, single, single out. And then they, they helicoptered him,

like they rescued him and helicoptered him, helicoptered him up, try that again. And they rescued him and they helicoptered him up and they kept dropping them at the top and he kept falling all the way back down. That's every single out. That's the story he tells, but I don't know that that's true. I I'm pretty sure based on just looking at him, that that's definitely true. I don't know. I, I went up to him last week and was like knocking on

things as he was asleep. And when I say things, I mean, casts and there was no reaction. He was asleep. That doesn't make a difference. For sure. It does. Cause if I did it when he was awake, he would know I'm doing it. Todd, there needs to be a control. This is a scientific experiment. You failed. You failed medicine, Todd, right? You dropped out of year one of medicine. You're not a scientist and you're not a doctor. I could be though.

I can prove that all sales assistants were all assistants and we're the managers. We're in a family business and are on our contract. We're all sales assistant. We want to be managers. We have these meetings. They never go anywhere. We always just end up talking about fecking shite. But doesn't it bring the day in? Bring the day in. Bring the day in. What's that mean? Doesn't it get us through the day? Three brothers having a good time. Just three brothers.

It may be arguing, but you know, yeah, it's the closest I've ever felt. I'd never, I'd never want to argue as a brother with any other people. That's true. That is true. They would probably punch me and I don't know. Oh, and your brittle bones wouldn't be a damn lot. I'm brittle bones. I love you guys. I love you too. I love you too. Oh, number two. Yeah. Yeah. Do you get any fuel today? The person buying fuel? Yeah. Yeah. I am. Sorry.

Sorry. I should have just let you do it. I'm sorry. Yeah. I got 40 year. That's why there's three. I didn't need to jump in. Sorry. All right. Bye. Do you want an apple? Oh fuck. Good up. So good up. So yeah, it should have been the first instinct. Yeah. That was worth a shot. And I think I honestly think if you just said the word apple, I think we might have said it so much, but every time a customer comes, we stop. Yeah. Guys, do you think a

petrification just runs itself? I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what dad did most of his life. It's just, hold on a second. By that logic, we're getting in its way. I could definitely see that being the case. Like hold on a second, lads. That means that everything we're doing to improve sales of all of the products is actually destroying the stock. And the only thing we ever do most of the time is ask if someone's using the contactless card, which

they're already doing. And then one of us are like, Oh, you, we do that. Are you using that? Yeah. We're just slowing them down from paying. And we just spend the rest of the time trying to fix the stock. Like, which as you've well noted, we kind of just ended destroying the bananas last week. Yeah. Remember you may owed them. Yeah. Yeah. You put all the flags in there. Yeah. Yeah. And then you, you, well, I, you painted, you painted several

dildos yellow. Yeah. And then said they were banana flavored dildos and I over potassiumed them. You did. Yeah. We only got one complaint though. There was just too much potassium. There was too much potassium. A deadly amount of potassium. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not, it's not that difficult to get a deadly amount of potassium. If I maybe had a finished medical school, I probably would have caught that. But yeah, I read seven bananas and you're

dead. Really? Yeah. Right. Yeah. Should we stop selling them then? That doesn't seem to me. I think we should. We shouldn't sell them in multiples of seven anyway. So it should be like paracetamol. I think we should stop selling the apples as well. Cause apparently they've got cyanide in the pips. Really? Well, we can't have that. Well, you're coring them. So I guess we can sell the cord ones. We can sell the cord ones. And the corked ones. I've

been selling the, you know, like a donut hole. I've been selling an apple hole. Oh yeah. We should stop selling those. Yeah. That's just, I mean, no one's buying them. I'm selling them, but no one's buying them. Ah, sure. My three boys. Ah, on the wheelchair finally. Wow. Pops. Well, Oh God, look at you just running, running the place, running the place. We're doing it dad. Yeah. Hey dad, give it our best. Look over there. Look, look over

that. No reaction. No reaction to me hitting his cast. That's all I'm saying. Well, you know, I've lost all feeling in them. It's a cast. Convenient. It's plaster Paris. You're not going to feel it through the cast. That's why the cast. Yeah. Sorry dad. Um, look, I just came to tell you all that I'm actually bringing in those new petrol pumps where you can pay at the pump. Um, so should we stand out the pumps then? Uh, you can do what you

like, but that's on your own time. Uh, I'll be, I'll be employed. Uh, no, I'll be on a second. You're getting rid of us. Well, yeah, that's that, that'd be the main thing, but that'd be the main thing. That'd be the main thing. All right. Yeah. I get it. He's, it's just tough love. You're going to put me through medical school again, right? That's, that's what happened. Yeah. No, Todd. No, I won't. I'll be, uh, I'll be taking that money to

go on another trip. You can't ski again, dad. I'll ski until I die. Yeah. Truckers. Uh, so it was that the third Volvo. Did any papers fly out of that Volvo? Did it look like any papers? I'll clean up. I swear. But did it look like any papers? Okay. Move on to the next one. Was it red? I'll be honest. It's pretty dark. I can identify some. That's fine. At this point, we're in, we're in the muck of it. Any Volvo you see. M6? M6. Yeah. Any

Volvo you see. Clementine, I couldn't help but hear you on the radio. I was just calling up with your recent heart test for color identification problems. It would appear that you were. Thanks doc for going on the radio. Yeah, no problem. I tried your mobile three times and you didn't pick up. That's sense. Well, it's also sense. I'm getting scum calls. Right. Okay. Okay. Doc, while you're there, yes. I was looking at all my results and he's been waiting a

long time. I can tell you, you do see color. I'm so sorry. My God. That's news to me. Dog. Hey, it's Robert, Robert here. Please don't tell me that, uh, Clementine there has tutor anomaly and struggles with red to green because that's the exact problem, which I'm calling up with. There's been some awful tragedies in that car park. I'm sat across from the dining here and that's why I thought. That's why for running so many traffic lights. Yes,

that would make sense. And I will try to write a letter to the driver. I'm so sorry about that. I'm going to suggest a new tactic. Uh, Clementine. I'll come in a restaurant out here. Yeah, yeah, that's good. And then we can discuss if red, green or brown Volvos should be taken out. All right. What's the parking situation like? Actually it's cleared up pretty well since you flattened most of those cars. Could you check for my partner out there? All right. Let us see. I haven't looked at them yet.

Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Connoth McVeigh. For more information on the podcast, you can follow us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Cairnsands, Luke Benson, John Close, Eddie Goodwin, Rachel Coulter, Min Witts, Adam Crosson and Joe Donaldson. The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. Thank

you for listening. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.

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