These Balls Are Yours
There are several tiers of actors this season, and we separate the wheat from the mush-mouthed chaff. But Thomas Calabro has some great lines!

There are several tiers of actors this season, and we separate the wheat from the mush-mouthed chaff. But Thomas Calabro has some great lines!
We discuss the Netflix shows “Bonding” and “Cobra Kai” and touch on a couple of recent media scandals.
This episode has the good, the bad, and the ugly. Let’s give it credit for starting strong, but some of our players (David Charvet, Brooke Langton) are not up to par. But all hail Thomas Calabro!
We discuss “Another Round, “The Father,” “Hired Guns,” Kid90,” and “Paradise City.” Also, Doug’s started watching a new show! And is “Game of Thrones” really going to hit the stage? How?!
We’re still in the middle of saying goodbye to Syd, when we lose another OG! (Hint: it’s Matt.) Peter and Sam have new hair, and their own dark arcs take new turns.
Special Guest Star Alyssa Maher joins us to recap the monumental season 5 finale, in which we say goodbye to three of our favorites!
Why do people hate on M. Night Shyamalan but blindly love the Marvel Universe? We have no answers, but we do discuss “Servant” and “WandaVision,” in addition to reviews of “Minari” and “The United States vs. Billie Holiday."
It’s the second-to-last episode of the season, so storylines move into first gear! Amanda finds herself to be an island, Syd proves to be very efficient, Peter experiences more blackouts, Jake gets a surprise visitor, Megan has doubts, Jennifer gets a new job, Billy and Sam decide to talk to the cops, and Doug and Karen discuss Jew fros.
We talk about this weekend's Golden Globes, as well as the movies "Nomadland," "I Care a Lot," and "Promising Young Woman." Don't forget to wish us a happy anniversary!
It's our fourth anniversary! And our gift is an episode that lets us cheer for Amanda and Kyle and Syd and Craig. Plus, Taylor has a brief encounter with a door.
We review “Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel,” “Judas and the Black Messiah,” “Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar.” Plus Doug renders his final verdict on “Your Honor.”
We ponder the age-old question, “Who’s a worse actor, Patrick Muldoon or David Charvet?” And we get one of the best dinner scenes in the entire series!
We talk about “Your Honor,” Framing Britney Spears,” “Malcolm and Marie,” and talk about what titillates viewers nowadays. Plus, a tribute to “Beautiful Girls” on its 25th anniversary!
It’s hard to be Team Matt these days, but maybe not so hard to be Team Jennifer! Plus, Sam gets a new gig, Jake keeps enabling Alison, Syd goes to Palm Springs, and a very funny confrontation ensues at the Burns-Mancini office.
We review the latest seasons of “Search Party” and “The Crown.” Plus, Karen is feeling no pain.
We’ve got some winning storylines and some losing storylines. And we also have Karen under the influence.
We are happy to talk about some new streaming items: “One Night in Miami” and “Fate: The Winx Saga.” Happy end of January!
This is a rock-solid episode. Syd makes a wrong decision and it feels oh so right. Plus we get our first glimpse of the great Nancy Lee Grahn.
We caught up on some streaming content this week: "Cobra Kai," "Bridgerton," "The Last Days of American Crime," and "Wanda Vision."
This is it! How does Marcia Cross' long-awaited exit turn out? We have some thoughts.
We like this episode so much we mostly don't care that they've retconned our characters' histories! Matt looks for Chelsea, Syd tries to settle her suit, Allison meets with a client, Amanda buys a new car, and Kimberly gets some new news.
Surprise! We flipped our intended "Melrose" podcast into a "Hollywood Boulevard" broadcast, complete with commentary on the coup, a discussion on modern critics, and reviews of "Pieces of a Woman" and " Hillbilly Elegy."
We talk about "The Undoing," "The Flight Attendant," "Hunters," and "Save Yourselves!" Happy new year!
This is the best episode of the season! Allison eavesdrops, Amanda gets sloppy, Syd screws up, and Michael gets sassed. What's not to love?
We talk about "Soul" and "Wonder Woman 1984," and look back on the year. Happy New Year!
Matt is back! With another head-scratcher of a story. Meanwhile, Megan finds herself in a tough position and Kyle starts throwing punches. Happy New Year!
We about talk about the current reboot of “The Karate Kid” and the upcoming one of “True Blood,” “Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom,” the Mariah Carey Christmas factor, and some highly recommended reading. Happy holidays!
While a lot of our characters get next to no screen time(sorry, Matt!), Megan’s past catches up to her, and Peter and Taylor hatch an incongruous scheme to stop Nick. Also, we see some ugly new haircuts.
We review the Netflix adaptation of "The Prom" and "The Frankenstein Chronicles." Also, happy birthday Alyssa!
This episode forces us to ask: how can so much sex be so un-fun?! Also, Karen and Doug come up with a new fanfic idea.