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Awkward Apocalypse

Greg Jones and Jenny O bring you a podcast that has everything fun, and super awkward to help you get through your day when you're stuck at work, or driving to the gynecologist. Join in the fun at www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse
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Episodes

Episode 51: #BringBackAA

#BringBackAA! Jenny and Greg did the unthinkable, warmed up those microphones ONE MORE TIME! It was Greg's birthday and with a huge crowd in attendance, Jenny thought that maybe we could do something nice for the people that wanted us to bring back AA. Fair warning, everyone has had a fair amount of adult beverages. Greg and Jenny talk about whats been going on with them since the last show, new love interests for one of the two, Krazy Update, What You Talkin 'Bout, Haiku Hank, Alliteration Al, ...

Sep 03, 20141 hr 33 min

Episode 50: Closing Time

In Episode 50; Greg had to meet the family, started a new show, and stripped in public while Jenny is on a dry spell and needs sex with a black man. Comedian and roommate Brad Williams joins for a bit, new Dear Jenny, Crazy Correspondence, Fuck Yeah/You of the day, Would You Rather, and Awkward Talk about funny things said during sexy time with some great submissions. In lieu of a new Awkward Talk subject, Greg and Jenny have a major announcement for all of the fans of AA. You don't want to miss...

Apr 23, 20141 hr 37 min

Episode 49: Fartpocalypse

Episode 49 features "High School Jamz" from the old days, listener corrections, and the iTunes contest. Greg guest stars on another show, does some drinking, hit's the Dodger game, and farts in his sleep while Jenny is in trouble with the Magic community, introduced "new boy" to some of the crew, and has some nerdy party with David. There's also a new Dear Jenny, Crazy Correspondence, Watchu Talkin' Bout, Would You Rather, Fuck You of the day and more! This weeks Awkward Talk is Sex Etiquette: f...

Apr 09, 20141 hr 23 min

Episode 48: #GrouponSalmon

Greg and Jenny are back to bring more awkwardness. Greg orders the groupon salmon, is starting a new show, and loves musical porn while Jenny is getting some, not getting some, then hoping to get some. New Listener corrections, random drunk text messages, Dear Jenny, Would You Rather, and a new segment from Greg called "Crazy Correspondence" (Alliteration Al will like that). This weeks Awkward Talk was figuring out how to give a friend advice that doesn't take it very well. Next weeks AT is afte...

Mar 26, 20141 hr 43 min

Episode 47: Give It A Tickle

New Girl joins the show again and they cover her shitty week and Greg pissing off people in traffic while Jenny talks about calling things off with Pound Town and talking to a new/old crush with magic fingers. A new Would You Rather, Whtachu Talkin' Bout, and an awkward story from listener Eva. This weeks awkward talk was about syncing up your libido...sexy time! Next show's awkward talk: When you see someone you care about making the wrong decisions, how do you get them to stop or understand th...

Mar 15, 20141 hr 49 min

Episode 46: Jenny's Fun Bowl

We're back and we have an awesome new contest with awesome prizes! Greg has a romantic San Francisco weekend, get's harassed by mormons, has an awkward wedding situation, and is nervous when it comes to meeting family. On the other side, Jenny gets molested by security, get's stood up on a booty call, oh, and she went to a fetish convention! Also, they discuss the Arizona anti-gay legislation, new voicemails, and they really delve deep into Awkward Talk. Next weeks topic is all about libido and ...

Feb 26, 20141 hr 55 min

Episode 45: Bitchy Backlashes

Greg pulled himself together to join Jenny O for some ear-hole magic! So Greg has been sick, watched the Super Bowl, and loves other couple drama while Jenny takes pound town to "like" town, is the bell of the ball, snorts mustard, and so much more! A very good Would You Rather with a lot of awesomely gross answers, a new caller leaves a message, and Awkward Talk about partners pressuring their significant others into things. Next weeks topic: help for Dylan. Listen to the story of Jenny's frien...

Feb 12, 20141 hr 39 min

Episode 44: No STD's!

Jenny just got back from her crazy person cruise with lots of stories, as well tales of her clean lady parts. Greg hangs out with chicks in the bathroom, hangs out with his ex, and talks about eating pussy. A new Dear Jenny, Haiku Hank, and some slacking on the Would You Rather this week. Awkward Talk dealt with why we hide things from our significant others, and next weeks is about pressuring significant others to further the relationship (i.e. marriage, kids...). Give us a LIKE on www.facebook...

Jan 29, 20141 hr 32 min

Episode 43: Two Dicks One Chick

Greg and Jenny are at it again, and this time they're sticking to their roots with a new Fuck You and Fuck Yeah of the day! Greg runs into some former family, is totes official on Facebook, and projectile vomits everywhere. Jenny went to Vegas, broke a condom, and is about to go on a cruise that will not end well. New Girl supplies the Would You Rather, a new Dear Jenny, and the Awkward Talk about parents and their babies. AT for next show: What and Why do we hide the things we do to initially i...

Jan 15, 20141 hr 31 min

Episode 42: NSFWalrus

Jenny and Greg a joined by a special guest that is a girl, and is new. Before that, Jenny shares all kinds (maybe too much) of embarrassing stuff that has been happening (Don't eat while listening, you've been warned), and Greg has a run in with some bitch in the grocery store. New 'Would You Rather' and 'What You Talkin 'Bout' and of course Awkward Talk. Next AT is about babies; do parents talk about them too much? Is it rude to not care about other peoples baby? Can you ask a childless couple ...

Jan 02, 20141 hr 41 min

Episode 41: Granny Catch Those Chickens!

We have a full show for you this time, and more importantly we have a squirt contest WINNER! Greg dances with a guy in Subway, goes to some Christmas parties, and Krazy kicks down a door! Jenny dresses up like an elf, goes to a graduation, and has a super creepy karaoke session. There's a fruity Would You Rather, a special message from HH, and TONS of listener submissions for the Awkward Talk about sleep talking and walking! Next weeks topic is what is the best (or worst) way to turn someone dow...

Dec 18, 20131 hr 32 min

Episode 40: The System is Down

In this involuntarily shortened episode, Jenny's friend Paul stops in from Seattle to hang out and Brad carves out some time to talk with us as well. There was supposed to be a winner to the squirt naming contest, but a wrench has been thrown, Awkward Talk is all about getting your date into the bedroom, and next weeks AT is talking while you sleep, and anything else funny that happens during bed time. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an...

Dec 04, 201351 min

Episode 39: Bitches Love Cheese

Greg and Jenny are joined by Mike, aka Pepe Le Pew Pew! Greg goes road trip pin' with New Girl, does some cooking, and hates the people he works with while Jenny get's an amazing gift from MagickBee, babysits her friend at a party, and hangs out with an ex. We have a new/old Dear Jenny, Whatchu Talkin' Bout, and some great responses to the 'Would You Rather' and break up Awkward Talk. Next weeks AT is about getting your date from the front door to the back door (if you catch my drift!). What do ...

Dec 02, 20131 hr 53 min

Episode 38: Freestyle Sex Novel

It's been a while since Greg and Jenny blessed your ear holes, and they are joined by David Moon of sext novel fame. Greg finds more reasons that he's an ass hole, hates his old friends, and talks sexy costumes while Jenny shaves naked, party's in Seattle, and get's foxy. A fruity would you rather, the squirting contest moves to the next round and a new segment called Whatchu Talkin 'Bout?! Also, we talked a lot of dick for Awkward Talk, and next weeks AT is Break Ups; and how you got over them....

Nov 09, 20131 hr 40 min

Episode 37: Dude-Bro Singles Party

It's Halloween time in Awkwardville. Greg goes to Oktoberfest, hangs out with hillbilly's, and checks himself out while goes to a fancy singles party, does scary things with Albert, and hangs out with Dr. Drew. A slutty "Would You Rather," and an Awkward Talk all about Halloween time! Next weeks A.T. is circumcised dicks, and your thoughts on the matter. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text...

Oct 23, 20131 hr 37 min

Episode 36: I Just Got Gang-banged

In this episode of AA, super awesome and very un-inhibited friend Ashley stops by to hang out with the gang and talk about all kinds of inappropriate. Greg goes to Disneyland, and loves boobs all while Jenny throws a party, hears from 'Friday Night Fever' and found waffle bites. Everyone is glad fall is here, Barilla pasta sucks, a horribly great 'Would You Rather' and Sex on Drugs is the Awkward Talk. Next weeks A.T.: All about halloween; tell us about your favorite/sexy/crazy costumes, hallowe...

Oct 09, 20131 hr 52 min

Episode 35: The Cuntress of Cuntington

Brad (@funnybrad/About Last Night podcast) and Trigga Mike join the two to discuss everything from cunts to bad drivers. Greg has more Krazy news, New Girl updates, and we find out he's a bad driver while Jenny is in the midst of some boy troubles. An F You and Yeah of the day, and a gross Would You Rather about fucking dead people. Awkward Talk is all about what it'd be like to have opposite junk, and next weeks is having sex while on drugs. All this and more! So go give us a LIKE on www.facebo...

Sep 26, 20131 hr 50 min

Episode 34: Jack n Coke Float

Megan and the twins stop by to hang out, and there might even be a small appearance by Brad Williams. Greg classes things up and goes to the Opera and has a new crazy story! Jenny has another weekend of sobriety (not quite) and a super awkward "date" night. A really good Would You Rather, Megan dances and has a wardrobe malfunction (not that you can see), and lots of anal! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com...

Sep 11, 20131 hr 20 min

Episode 33: He's Intimidated by Your Vibrator

In our latest installment, people are breaking up Vine and Krazy is still ruining Greg's life (sorta). Jenny has a crazy birthday encounter, and lays the verbal smack down on her ex. The tables are turned on the listeners and Jenny has a Dear Listener question for everyone, F You and Yeah, Megans throws down some brownies. Awkward Talk is Tricks you've discovered that drives the other sex wild, and next weeks is What it's like to have a Dick/Vagina. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApoc...

Sep 04, 20131 hr 57 min

Episode 32: Miley's Ass

It's the post Jenny birthday celebration, where she almost got charged with a felony all while her ex was trying to get cuddly. Greg goes out with New Girl again, and Jenny calls him out for making moves, as does EVERYONE else! Jenny reads the LAST Sexting with David, they throw down the Fuck You/Yeah of the day, and talk all about dirty talk for Awkward Talk. Next weeks topic: Tricks you’ve discovered that drives the other sex wild. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow...

Aug 28, 20131 hr 33 min

Episode 31: Pizza Delivery

Mike stops by to get awkward with us. Greg has another date with "new girl" and also has to hang out with Krazy again. Jenny has a super awesome date, a great birthday with Brad, get's new dick pics, and more! More Sexting with David, Greg asks the Would You Rather, and Awkward Talk is about inner-friend circle dating. Next weeks topic is dirty talk, what you do and don't like about it! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwar...

Aug 22, 20131 hr 32 min

Episode 30: Hookers and Blow

It's been a couple weeks, but your favorite none-couple is back! Lots of good updates, including Vegas trips, dates with "new girl," Brad being mean, more Friday Night Fever texts, and more! Also, very interesting update with Hugo Schwyzer, more sexting with David, and a great Would You Rather! Awkward Talk is about taking the virginity, and next week's topic is about dating within the same circle. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an ema...

Aug 14, 20131 hr 42 min

Episode 29: Horny Snot Bubble

Well your favorite hosts had quite the week, including some birthday fun for Greg that came complete with a crazy update, his "date" listens to the show and more! Jenny gets drunk with work peeps, has Captain Jack listen in, has an upcoming trip with the ex, and then some! Also; Greg likes a poem, Russia hates the gays, more Team Daniel, sexting with David, would you rather, and Awkward Talk. Next weeks A.T. is Taking that Virginity! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow...

Aug 01, 20131 hr 46 min

Episode 28: Crazy Bitches

We gets all kinds of crazy (that was ghetto, not a typo); Greg hangs out with an ex and gets caught, while Jenny finds a new play toy and gets down to business! A new chapter of "Sexting with David" as well as a serious discussion about a friend and her current struggles. MagickBee tweets in with some fake O's, and Greg sets the scene for some loss of virginity. For Awkward Talk, we get in deep with the Crazy Bitches, including Greg's update, Jenny's ex's, and of course listener submissions. Nex...

Jul 25, 20132 hr 11 min

Episode 27: The Small O

Mike joins Jenny and Greg in the No Pants Resi-dance studios. Greg took one for the listeners and hung out with Krazy, finally goes on a date with a girl, and gets hated on by a listener while Jenny test drives her Hitachi and watches a horrible magic show. Greg finally gets to read the 'Would You Rather' to Jenny this time, and we get another section of 'Sexting with David.' The trio breaks down all the ins and outs of faking orgasms for this weeks Awkward Talk. Next weeks is all about crazy bi...

Jul 17, 20131 hr 41 min

Episode 26: Sloppy Suck Face

Jenny and Greg are back at it again! Jenny gets some Friday night action, has a mime date, get's all dressed up, orders a sex toy, and much more! Greg provides the Krazy update, has a big event coming up, and has a question for a girl to answer. We have chapter two of the David sex novel, and a double dose of Would You Rather. Making out is the topic of Awkward Talk, and next weeks is all about faking orgasms! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter,...

Jul 10, 20131 hr 35 min

Episode 25: Jealous Bitches

The crew is back! While we were gone, we got some awesome fan-mail, Jenny get's a clear picture of Friday Night Fever and watches the weirdest show ever, and of course a Krazy update. Jenny-O helps another Dear Jenny asker, shares a great sexting with-out Siri, and shares the Albert-submitted Would You Rather. There were a lot of awesome jealousy stories from the amazing listeners for Awkward Talk, and next weeks subject is "the right and wrong way to make-out," and of course we also want the ho...

Jul 03, 20131 hr 53 min

Episode 24: Road Trip!

Jenny O and Greg hit the road and record from the beep beep mobile on the way to the XOXO concert. Jenny gets drunk with her mom and is talking to Mr. "Friday Night Fever" again, while Greg see's weird stuff in a Taco Bell parking lot and of course has a Krazy update (with a new theme song from Numba One Supa Fan)! Magickbee sends in another great Dear Jenny that gets everyone thinking, and of course all of the listener submissions for Awkward Talk: Cat-calls and backhanded compliments. Next wee...

Jun 19, 20131 hr 1 min

Episode 23: Make-Up Sex

We've got your weekly "crazy" update, as well as Jenny's break up of a marriage, and old pics of Greg. Special guest and comedian extraordinaire Brad Williams (@funnybrad) joins in the conversation! The typical fuck you/yeah of the day, a great would you rather, Dear Jenny-O, and Awkward Talk is all about break up and make up sex. Next weeks Awkward Talk: Compliments gone wrong, and cat-calls. Give us a like on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, awkwardpod@gmail...

Jun 12, 20131 hr 44 min

Episode 22: Big Feet and Bloody Boning

Jenny-O and Greg sit down to bring you the best in awkwardness. They get a great follow up to a past Dear Jenny-O, a new Dear Jenny-O that you shouldn't listen to while eating, an awesome Sexting with Siri, and of course a great Would You Rather (from Albert). More talk about homosexuality, and next weeks Awkward Talk is about Make up and Break up sex! Give us a like on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225!

Jun 06, 20131 hr 29 min
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