The Autopod Decepticast started in 2017 as a minute-by-minute breakdown of the 1986 masterpiece “The Transformers: The Movie.” They have since reviewed “GI Joe: The Movie” and are currently reviewing each episode of the original Transformers animated series. Each episode delivers deep analysis, facts, trivia, and inside information delivered in the APDC’s patented style of low-brow humor.
Eating out of my face!!! Granix – Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!!! The Fifth Face!!! Cut-it-out!!! Scatter, and follow me!!! Cassette and comic book Script Deviations!!! Autobot clones!!! Young, bantam rooster-bot!!! He loved existence, Daniel!!! Slice ‘em, dice ‘em, and that’s all folks!!! Ping pong ball eyes!!!
Optic Dazzler Gas!!! Laser Latkes!!! Siege of Autobot City part 2 is TOO much!!! We need a folder, Manilla!!! Survival Factor -3!!! Peeper Fish!!! …And a free lube job!!! Special Arcee voice acting by Melody!!! Funky Energon Funnel!!!
Thesaurus combing!!! Aaron thought he had a thing!!! Transfer the Spark!!! Decepticon Hall of Heroes folderol!!! Long live Galvatron!!! Unicron: Like, bring me the Matrix, or somethin’…Hairy Palms!!! Decepticon uniforms?!! Energon soda straw!!! Caleb’s 2017 Thanksgiving Deviations!!! Inve$tor and Victory!!!
This is your episode #1-20 of the APDC Script Deviations!!! Living rock Lithonians!!! Misty Unicron/The Entity/Ingestor!!! More brutal deaths!!! Apod Dcast REWIND!!! Hotrod’s Decpti-CAST Angler Hour!!! Chromochickens!!! Starscream’s Shoehorn!!! Dragon Beast!!! Arcee’s Tiny Hands!!!
Happy Thanksgiving, ladies and gentlemen. The creepy as hell APDC:AD host is here to wish you a very thankful Turkey Day to you and yours. Listen with your entire family. For sure. They will love it.
Join the melancholy men of the APDC Crew as they celebrate the end of this project and the beginning of a whole new tangential Autopod Deceptiverse. This is your final minute of the 1986 animated classic The Transformers: The Movie. Jesus Christ… this is special!!! Eskimo Brothers!!! Take what you get!! Buy our Merch!!! Credits!!! Marvel-Sunbow Productions!! Dolby!!! The Motion Picture Association of America!!! Technicolor!!! The International Alliance of Theatrical and Stage Employees!!! The Gh...
TFCon reflections!! We hosted the panel!! Flint Dille in the bathroom!!!! Mike Seibert GGG!! Mikel Andrews and *Coming of Mage*!! Podcaster’s Roundtable!! We finally have a store!!! More credits!!! In Between Animation checkers... king me!!!! Background Artists!! Che Guevara butter... it revolutionary!!! Louis Vuitton superflat!! Battleship Yamato!! Paramount Mountain!!! Color Key artists!! Xerox saves Disney!!! Script Continuity!!! Shipping Coordinators!!! Technical Advisors... money laundering...
Audio from our panel at TFCon Chicago!! This movie is gleefully unhinged!! “D” is for, “Danger!!” Deal or Can’t Deal!! Script Deviations: Greatest Hits!! Roll Call: Voice Actor Trivia!! All this…and MORE!! Also, our store is live on our website!! NOTE: The con was nice enough to shoot our panel on video for us, and we do hope to have that available for you as soon as we get it!
More credits!!! TF Con!!! Soundtrack: Stan Bush, Vince DiCola, NRG, Weird Al, Spectre General/Kick Axe!!! Production Staff: Floro Dery and other Filipinos!!! Character and Background Design!! Production Assistants!!! . . . REGINA, SASKACHEWAN Wooooo!!!!!
Careless Whispers!!!! Bringin’ it around!! TFTM origin stories from “will *SCREAM* 4 pizza” Mike Andrews!!! “I’m Mike Seibert and I’m a centaur!!!” Back to the credits: voice actors!! Music Editors and Supervisors! Ed Fruge: Lake Charles Music and ETA!!! Charles Calello and the Four Lovers!!! Tony Papa!! Casey Young and synthesizer programming!! Scotti Brothers!!! See you in the elevator!!!
Thank you for being a friend!! 'Till all are one!! Zoom out...Cybertron is Detroit!?! Unicron's head...Cybertron's newest moon!?! ROLL CREDITS!!!! Time to reflect and rehash!! Script Deviations: "Film at 11 unnecessary!"
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Bathed in Autobot Essence!!! Toni Braxton!! Hammer space!! Arcee's terrible transformation!! Rodimus and crew crash out of the eye!! But which eye is it?!! Unicron: “You cannot destroy my . . . . destinyyyyyy!!!” KABOOM!!! Script Deviations: Webbed Cybertronian Moons!!
Mike & Ike’s and Murder Simulators!!! The Matrix is glowing like a disco ball!! A sonic wave of fuckery!! Unicron . . . leg rips and saucer nips!! Kup, Springer and Arcee . . . still fighting grabbers!! Rodimus . . . outrun the fireball!! Everything is exploding!!! Script Deviations: Unicron self-mutilation . . . this evil must be expunged!! Ryan . . . don’t touch me, I’ll touch you!!!
Floor-humpin’ to Paula Abdul!!! iTunes Review: David Cabal! The choke-out continues!! Galvatron: “It’s a pity you Autobots die so easily!” The Touch, reprised!! “Arise, Rodimus Prime!!!” Galvatron gets tossed out of the movie!! “Now, light our darkest hour!!!” Script Deviations: The life spark of Optimus Prime! Stand for the Light!! Nail the Sucker, Rod-baby!!! YOW!!!!
Jinx! Choke!!! Galvatron’s in Hot Rod’s headlights . . . the fight continues!! The Minnow gets hooked . . . Unicron, smash!!! A phone call from Melody!! Script Deviations: Ashes to ashes . . . Junk to junk!!
Fighting crime...in a future time!! News update reminder: APDC is attending TFCon Chicago!! Once it’s laid, it’s played!! Daniel finds Spike and the Melty Guys!!! Does Spike die!?! HURRY!!! “D” is for PTS..D!!! Hot Rod vs Galvatron...we all must die sometime!! Script Deviations: Laser Knives and karate slices!!!
We’re presenting at TFCon Chicago!!!! Pilot Wings! Romance of the Three Kingdoms!! Old Picard!!! Here come the grabbers!! The river of flowing Uni-goo!! “D” is for “drowning!” Hello smelting vat!!! Script Deviations: T-shirts at a drycleaner!! Mystery of Convoy!!! BEAT ‘EM and EAT ‘EM!!!
Ryan: Adult Summer Camp?! Aaron: A little buzzed!? Galvatron: You lack even Prime's courage!!! Unicron: A massive jump in relative proportions!! Me Grimlock kick butt!! Run, Daniel, RUN!!! Just be cars!! Script Deviations: Hanging in Unicron’s leg hairs!! Ghost of the Iconic Moment . . . the Sheet on the Street!! POOF!!!
APDC in Paradise!! TFCon Chicago here we come!! Hot Rod falls into unique viscera!! Galvatron steps out of the shadows!! DJ Jazzy Java and the French Press!!! Flintstone’s rap and cigarette commercials!! Script Deviations: razor-tread action, Daniel concentrating...hair...THINK!! Ghost of the Iconic Moment: being his best boooooo!!!
No holds barred!!! We made the news!! TFCon Chicago, here we come!! Satisfaction, guaranteed!! Unicron mouth plasma!! Quintesson shipwreck into Unicron’s eye!!! Reverse kamikaze!!! Daniel… Jacob’s Ladder theory!?! Hot Rod… mis-matched masking!!! Script Deviations: Da Bugoids!! Beauty Bot!! Galooticron!!! Most unscientific… but effective!!!
Check you privilege at the door!!! The Moana Rundown! Aaron wants to jazz things up!! The battle with Unicron!!! The Coneheads get chomped, makes Ryan mad!! Galvatron gets swallowed!!! Here comes the Autobots! Kup has never seen anything like this before!!! Aaron gets a physics lesson!! Script Deviations: massive gun emplacements, Shockwave gets chewed, and Ingestor’s repast!!! Plus, Ghost of the Iconic Moment... drunk!!!
BALLS OUT!!!! Unicron transformation sequence analysis!! Galvatron shits his pants!! Cybertron attacked . . . HAND SLAM!!! Script Deviations: Shockwave gets squished! Release me noble Ingestor!!
Rocky Rundown II!! Blast off to Cybertron!! Galvatron: “I’m in charge!!” Unicron: “No you’re not.” Behold, the Unicronian Transformation Sequence!!!! Script Deviations: Listen to me or suffer the consequences, bloated gluttonous planet master!!! Plus, the Ghost of the Iconic Moment’s 4th of July Party!!!
A “Challenging” intro!! Ultra Magnus: “You’re still alive!” But his Matrix-hole is empty!! Where is Galvatron . . . WHERE IS HE!?! Wreck-Gar: “Kill the Grand Poobah!” Script Deviations: Carbon-wolves and the Crystal Castles of Zumba!!! Caleb sings the Junkeon Minnow song!!! Eliminates the toughest stains!!!
Rocky Rundown!!! Hot Rod and Wreck-Gar hand in hand... swing your partner!! Wheelie Breakdancing! Grimlock gets a kiss!! Breep drip au roodie... this is fucking nonsense!! Have a nice day! You talk some TV?! Minced oaths and robo-lotion!! Murder pamphlets!! Script Deviations!! Happy motoring!!! Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!
Autobot Reunion!! Ryan: “Bogus Journey - It’s enjoyable but I don’t think it’s good.” The homosexual overtones of "Top Gun!!” And EVERY other movie!! The return of the Universal Greeting!! Dance Party 2015!! Script Deviations: Space cruisers, Crocadillos of Strontero, shoal!!! Here’s mud in your eye!!!
Trash People!! Roach Motels!! Wreck-Gar and Springer clash! “D” is for “Dent"...in Wreck-Gar’s head!!! Here comes the Quintesson shit...the Boys are Back!!! Script Deviations: Ping-pong ball eyes!!! Snipping tools with blow-torch heads!! Good or Bad...it’s all us!!!
Dare to Be Stupid!!! Aaron needs more talking practice!! Here come the Motorcycle Maniacs! Geronimo!!! Wreck-Gar returns with his gun-nipples!! Nazi Gynoids!! Phil Spector!! Run, Perceptor, Run!! It’s a Road Warrior race on Junkeon!! Weird Al and solidarity with Coolio!! Script Deviations: Gibbering Junk-Rock War-Cry!! Ultra Magnus... he loved existence!!!
