Athletico Mince

Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson•athleticomince.com

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Episodes

Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee

More observation comedy, the snake goes to the supermarket, ladder chat and poorly slave disposal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 22, 2016•31 min

Observation comedy from Bob’s Marseille hotel room, McClaren’s sunbathing woes, a charity do with the Alderman and loads and loads and loads of ham. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 2016•33 min

Ep.14 - The Susanna Hoffs Motorbike Incident

Jamie Vardy’s massive piggy bank, a Tabitha Huntley Mystery teaser, Steve McClaren's night out at the theatre and more revelations about Bob’s relationship with the dirty alderman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 08, 2016•39 min

Ep.13 - BobFest Revealed

Reaction to Top Gear, a canned chicken, a song that isn’t even new, socks, and some genuine listener feedback. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 2016•40 min

Ep.12 - Bob's Crime Club

Knacking, a horse-related low, Robbie Savage’s home interiors and the horrors of blind servant abuse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 2016•36 min

Ep.11 - Tom Jones’s Gold Extravagance

Kitchen tap tips, Steve McClaren’s snake, autopsy etiquette, a recipe, and a song about ‘Yellow Sticker Hour’ up the Asda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 2016•39 min

Ep.10 - Return of the Buttered Weetabix

Fishing with a slipper, memory foam, Leicester, Bob's servant confession and a song about Didier Drogba. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 2016•38 min

Ep.9 - Mashed Potato Fireworks

Steve McClaren’s birthday, a ruthless assessment of Chris Evans, a story about when Bob got shot and another song. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 03, 2016•39 min

Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys

Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 2016•39 min

Ep.7 - Bonus Mince: Bob's Garden

Slightly shorter than usual, an episode recorded next to Bob's water feature and definitely not done on Facetime or anything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 18, 2016•24 min

Ep.6 - World’s Biggest Poppadom

Bob’s new shoes, stolen Frosties, Louis van Gaal’s sanity, beanies, Leighton Baines’ shorts swap and a free transfer to Geordie Shore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 2016•41 min

Ep.5 - Napoleon’s Bed

Fun camping games, Janet Jackson, dry rising outlets, custard-filled balls, and a minimum of 8% football. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 05, 2016•44 min

Ep.4 - Football Reinvented

Lifting up celebrities, mints, footballers’ houses, and some domestic appliance purchase advice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 31, 2016•47 min

Ep.3 - Chickens

Foam products, ocelots, a catchphrase origin tale, the Gambian D-League, but mainly chickens. Chickens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 2016•37 min

Ep.2 - The Reverse Toilet

A lavatory revolution, denim, memorabilia, tractors (again) and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 2016•39 min

Ep.1 - The Power Of Gentleness

Gentle managers, unofficial tractors, cheap lobster and black dogs are covered in the first episode of this football podcast with Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson. Bob and Andy suggest you probably start on episode 8, once they'd got the hang of this podcast thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 08, 2016•48 min

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