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Athletico Mince

Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawsonathleticomince.com
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Episodes

Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter!

The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 07, 201836 min

Ep. 70 - Warhammer

Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 201838 min

Reheated Mince Vol. 5

Some nice stuff from the middle of 2017. The White Harts go on holiday, there’s some number awareness, the Barry/Landlord split, a bit of Vince, a bit of Morrissey, South Africa and a poignant duet… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 09, 201842 min

Reheated Mince Vol. 4

As Bob recovers from a mild riverbank pratfall, here's yet another selection of some of our favourite bits from the past. D'yer remember, etc etc etc... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 201841 min

Reheated Mince Vol. 3

Bob’s still off fishing so here’s some nice bits from episodes 26-35… including Lawro, McClaren, Secret Soccer Superstar, the Alderman, a Scottish tale and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 11, 201846 min

Reheated Mince Vol. 2

Some nice bits from episodes 16-25, including Steve's mercy dash with Casper, Mark's short-lived pest control career, and an encounter with Corbyn that ends in heartache for Bob... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 02, 201838 min

Reheated Mince Vol. 1

While Bob’s away fishing, we thought we’d put out a compilation of some of our favourite bits from the earliest episodes of the podcast. This one includes jambon, Susanna Hoffs, the reverse toiletand a brief mention of a now-much-loved character… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 21, 201839 min

Ep. 69 - Six More Fish

Jordan Henderson gives us a song, the guru drops in again, we enjoy a bread quiz and Peter Beardsley meets Nick Knowles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 07, 201835 min

Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter

Steve McClaren’s QPR destroy and exit takes shape, Debbie Ali’s new eye thing is explained, a guru drops in, there’s a Barry Homeowner update and some more Fake or Legit… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 201833 min

Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special

Due to overwhelming demand, it's the GARDEN CENTRE SPECIAL, with horticultural retail input from Mince regulars – and Bob bravely recalls a chilling encounter in Homebase… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 10, 201836 min

Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon

It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to find out more about the showbiz centre while Bob teaches him some Beardsley… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 03, 201834 min

Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing

Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psychotic South African chef all convening at the same function. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 20, 201834 min

Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings

Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley and Dominic Littlewood as well as some other stuff and that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 13, 201834 min

Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz

Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 201830 min

Ep. 62 - Specific Beef

Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and a return to management for Steve McClaren... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 11, 201840 min

Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!

Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 01, 201844 min

Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot

A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 201825 min

Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles

Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 04, 201834 min

Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch

Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an expanded Who’s The Prick… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 20, 201835 min

Ep. 57 - Ping Ping!

We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchphrase comedy, return to the world of Mark Lawrenson and enjoy another song about Sunderland... as well as some other stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 13, 201837 min

Ep. 56 - World King Fighter

An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 29, 201839 min

Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet

Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, a two-stroke ambulance, Peter Beardsley, a Scottish tale and more of the usual stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 21, 201846 min

Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops

German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and loads more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 201842 min

Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies

A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 201846 min

Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree

We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update from Peter Beardsley… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 22, 201739 min

Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue

Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 01, 201759 min

Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job

This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Rowland. If you encounter him in real life, give him a little kiss from us. Or thank him on Twitter at @guyrowlanduk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 25, 201748 min

Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump

The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 201740 min

Ep. 48 - Milk's Off!

An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 201743 min

Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers

Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pierce Morgan again... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 29, 201746 min
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