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Hello there, Bob. Alright, Andrew, how are we doing? Tell us about your t shirt. It seems to be uh Jocky Wilson. Perhaps it is Jockie Wilson, yeah. It is Jockie Wilson. I wore it solely to impress you. Yeah, I mean did you wa have you watched the Darts documentary? Not the new one, the one about the legends that does jockey, Bristow and Phil Taylor.

It's really good. I thought I was gonna say I was gonna recommend it, but there yeah, you've got in there first. Dark Kings, it's called on Sky Documentaries. Well worth a watch. Dark Kings. I di I did meet um I don't know whether it comes over in the documentary. I did m work with Derek Bristow once. He was difficult. Difficult fella. I mean we I can imagine he will have been. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um probably

Best just let that lie I reckon'cause he's no lon he's no longer with us. He's not able to find himself but I'll put it this way, often these geniuses are difficult, aren't they? Tortured. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio?

I use cook yeah, I always have. Can you see me at all Andy? I can see you. See look can you see my bottom teeth? Yeah. Brand new. What do you reckon? They're brand new. Brand new teeth, yeah. Show's your top ones? Oh right, so I'm like a human again. You'd had the top ones done a while ago. Yeah. Is that right? And the bottom one's been seven up. Been serving me pennies.

The the bottom ones. I mean I never wanted to see it but the there was a contrast between the top and the bottom. But that looks great. You look like an American. Thank you.

All right, stop doing that now. Right, so Andy, Mickey Nixon, you know Mickey Nixon, the borrower lad, was fucking obsessed with safety and that.

I mean I like it I like McKeon. He sent me one of his safety vlogs, you know. I think it's a vlog. Audio. Is that not a vl no, it's not a vlog, is it? Anyway, it's uh I don't ask him to send them And I don't know why he does it I mean maybe he's not got long to live Sometimes when you're knocking on a bit You get a bit obsessed You want to get your messages out there I hope that's not the case because it does talk a bit of sense really, so um here it goes, I'll j I'll play it for ya.

Alright Mickey. Seth. regarding this horrendous Wet weather, you know, we've been experiencing recently. You know what I'm talking about, don't you? It's nasty out there on the street. Let's take a ganja round. Ah well the first thing I notice is uh the trees straining in the water. It's got ivy growing up as trunk. Falling down. yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n means it really should be felt that it's sad i know about it should be i've told the council but Too busy printing photos.

The tight security setup for plastic beads. A lot of angry boomers in town who's still upset with him about that song like you know. I'm predicting quite a lot of shite and rubble will be lobbed at him like, you know, and a lot will make. Cause he's a right twitchy French fellow. Little bastard. Ah, look at that man all covered. Outside. In this weather, you know, a man or like that. I bag up my It's the amount of shit. Mm-hmm.

As to all the slip hazards in this area, lack of salt, lack of planning. Oh hey up there's Ron Chin walking like he's just shitting a welly. yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n Jesus Christ, Bob, he's wearing leather soled shoes now. If that isn't asking for a fall, then I'll tell you I'm Dion Foot and Dublin's barber, which I'm not by the way. He uses Ronnie Dazzle in Jim. They used to use hairway to heaven, but you know they went bust. filtres.

I won't be able to help him not with my dodgy. born on bastard born at the moment i won't get up if i bend down like before I am wearing an easy. I should know Should take safety first, but um run. realise those shows completely inappropriate for these conditions not your fault. No, it never fucking is, is it? You don't realise that if you fuck... I can't help because I'm born a bone situation here with my knees and I can't phone for help because the wife's not my phone.

Cos i spent last month's disability on tickets for that lottery for the posh house. Cardboard that I'm drying out Yeah right there. Make sure this other male adult doesn't fill the super. Fire that you face that could lead to an eye infection which could lead to a delete. You'll start thinking there's a clown living under your foot. I don't know, I've lost a bit It says still born on Fogan Born anyway. He must have asked he must have asked Ron how his own.

Shoulder was and he says still born I'm fucking born. Doctor says I should just keep still, but there's no future in that when you've got another adult male to care for. Aye, you're not wrong. See you Mickey. Say you run. On the step ladder, removing the leaves from the front gutter of his bungalow, no one over there. No globes to avoid bacteria. And no eye protection. Bacteria gets under his nails and onto his foot. bread and interfere with his reasoning.

When he's chosen his lottery ticked cards, is it? Come on, you shouldn't you be wearing gloves. Shouldn't you be minding? I heard you and your wife went. Very nice, thank you. No not really doc. Been too much talk about oinks recently. porn. Anyway, peace. Alright, Karen. Hey, Karen, the wheel on your kids' boogies haven't got enough grip for these conditions. Could lose control, end up in the gutter, could get run over by an e-bite.

Or an e scooter, yeah fucking any vehicle really. Fuck off, Mickey. I will do Karen. Have a nice day and keep it safe. And that's it. That's the end, so Is that it?

Nice and good. I mean I my my observation is from that that the uh the people who he tries to help don't seem to want his help. People Yeah, people don't these days. We're we live very insular, don't we? You know, leave me alone. The they'll regret that, I think, if something does go wrong and they have an accident, but there you go. You can't also that that millionaire house raffle thing. Any thoughts on that? Well, I uh I've always thought to myself, I presume it's some sort of con.

That's just the way I am. But when I was filming one of the uh fishing shows down somewhere southwest or somewhere anywhere by the coast Um, the bloke who was, um, picked us up in the boat, pointed to a house, and said, that's, that house was won by a bloke, and that, that's the lottery draw thing. So it maybe it's real. I mean I I I thought they were bollocks until they got the lass who used to be Doctor Who.

Yeah. Recently she was on one of the adverts for it and I thought, ah it's gotta be legit then. Yeah. Because the lasser used to be Doctor Who I don't think would put her name to something that's that's dodgy. So um You'd like to I start entering now. I mean, I think with the lottery, haven't you got something like a 1 in 18 million chance or something?

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Is that coming in for you? Well that's the th I that's I only bet like twenty pence, twenty five pence. Yeah. And I find that the foul one Enhances them is is well worth twenty five five P just to enhance watching the match looking out for fouls. Yeah. So I'm enjoying that. And when the fun stops, obviously you stop. You just stop, yeah. You just stay still for a week.

What have you got for me, Andy? What's been on your mouth? I was just wondering if it's a there's a couple of names I I had for you that you might want to consider. Go on then. Uh well we've got the human quarry. Right. Um he's got a hinge door on the front of his stomach and you open it up and inside's a little miniature sandstone quarry. Uh anyone is free to chip away at the with a metal toothpick or similar quarry quarry a little bit of sandstone from him, take it away with ya.

uh as a souvenir I guess. Okay, what's his actual name again? What's the name? He's just called the human quarry. Okay, yeah. That's what he goes round as. You can be the human quarry. You can be the Jackson Five. Uh again it's a fella. He's had five different body parts cosmetically adjusted to resemble five famous Jacksons. Uh Peter Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson, Glenda Jackson, Chelsea's Nicholas Jackson and Jackson Brown.

Various parts of his body resemble those five people vaguely resemble if you'd squint from a distance. Yeah. From behind a locked door mubbies. So you can be the Jackson Five, you can be the human quarry, or you can be honky tonk. I'm gonna be on Kitong Candy. Sorry, you know um thank you very much for the offers. I was talking to my son last night. Would you rather have to live in foil clothing for the rest of your life? Or sanitised, bleached chicken skin? Clothing.

Wha w cl clothing made from chicken skin or your your own skin is is the the consistency of chicken skin. Yeah, I'll tell you what, let's uh y yeah. I'll make it that, yeah. Foil place. Foil, fair enough. Yeah. Should we have a look at some of the qu uh questions from the parsnippers that have come in?

Um I've I got here. S Sarah Hardwick says what will people be nostalgic for in fifty years? I reckon um Championship football, that'll look on. Yeah. Um Damp problems. I think we'll probably eradicate damp problems. I think it's getting worse at the minute. There's so many documentaries on on BBC One Daytime about damp. Rogue landlords and all that. Damp and and basically being conned on the internet. It's it's rife, but um I think uh fidget spinners will probably be the thing.

They're most nostalgic for. They'll they'll think, Oh, they they were wonderful. That was a wonderful time with the fidget spinners not realising that of course it was just it was just silly. It was just um well Bovrill Maybe. I your both will still be gone in fifty years, I don't know. Do you think shops will still be around?

Mightn't might have gone, mightn't they? Walk in shops. No, I'll th they'll everything'll get delivered by drones. I reckon. Uh from portable from units in in on the edge of town. So there you go, they'll get very nostalgic about walking into shops. The Sunderland Face Group Group Sunderland History, they'll p they'll post a picture of High Street West from like nineteen seventy eight or something, with shops and that.

And then you just get paid well uh g you know, laying into the Labour Council and uh other other vested interests that have emerged over the years. Well, I mean, it is a shame. I spent my child, and I'm sure you're the same, wandering around Middlesbrough Town Centre going in the bookies. Rydyn ni'n teimlo'n teimlo'n teimlo'n teimlo'n teimlo'n teimlo'n teimlo'n teimlo'n teimlo

Um Hi Bob, hi Andy, says Craig Ward. Why am I having to sit down to put my socks on now I'm over fifty? Is there any other pleasures I can look forward to? Sadly there are no other pleasures you can look forward to. Pretty much downhill. Pretty much downhill. After fifty. I mean, the one that gets me at the moment is the uh exit in a bath becomes very scary. Is that hard now for you? Yeah. Yeah.

And it's a lot of hard shit in a bathroom, you know, that you could fall on. There's so much. Yeah. Are you like thinking about getting one of them baths that's got the little door on? I've been thinking about that since I was a kid. I don't know how they work. You've got to sit in the bath and wait for it to drain away. Before you can open your little door and get out. Because you can't climb out, can you? So you've got to sit there and wait. Yeah.

Uh so I i is it like to get into the bath you've got to go in through the little door and then sit down and then start to fill the bath and just sit there. Maybe yeah. We're now on, waiting for it to fill up. That fuck that. Honestly Yeah, fuck that. Um Uh the other one is is I don't know, uh it seems to be with my contemporaries, you do start waking up at five o'clock every morning, which is a bit of a pain.

But if you prepare yourself for that... Do you find yourself having to go to the toilet in the middle of the night? Is there another one? I haven't had that yet.

But it's coming down the room. Fuck. Um Matthew Bailey says a table of six at an Indian restaurant, how many poppa doms is acceptable to order with the pickle tray? My mate insists two each seems excessive. Thank you for your assistance. I agree with his mate to be honest. I think two each is about right.

Rydyn ni'n gwneud rhywbeth, gallwch chi'n ei wneud? Gallwch chi'n ei wneud? Gallwch chi'n ei wneud? Pwydoch chi'n ei wneud? Pwydoch chi'n ei wneud? Pwydoch chi'n ei wneud? Pwydoch chi'n ei wneud? Pwydoch chi'n ei wneud? Pwydoch chi'n ei wneud pwydoch chi'n ei wneud? Put some of that uh G P powder, general purpose Popadon powder on the spillage, yeah. Ground ground poppa don. Maybe.

Um Okay. The shame is, when you think about it though, is I think I'm right in saying is even if you order whether you order two Papa Doms or twelve Papa Doms, you'll still get the same amount of pickle. That's true. Yeah, you will Mm. I don't have six friends who I could go to an Indian restaurant with. I probably have. So it's all hypothetical. Yeah. We've we we've got Matt Birkin says do bats have tails?

Um I I I would have to Google that. I don't actually know. Matt. But I just I d I did choose that one because I was in a bat house last week. I went to Northumberland Zoo, which is just off the year one. Yeah. In As the name suggests, Northumberland. Northumberland's ooh. Uh really really good. Great day out. Oh half a deer. Two thirds of a day. Well if they got mainly rodents like bats and rats and owls. Owls?

Insects, uh tiny frogs. Uh but I was in the bat house'cause the bat house is great, it's massive. It's got all these fruit bats hanging from the ceiling. And that seriously endangered breed, they're called um Livingston's fruit bats, I think. Okay. And th this is one of the few places in the world that's breeding them. So that's a nice that's a nice place to breed bats, isn't it? Yeah, it is a nice place to do that, yeah.

So it it's really dark, really hot in there and I was I was just watching them hanging from the ceiling and some of them were fighting, having a little player fight. That was that was weird. And I was reading the sign about the breeding programme that they're doing and this this voice appeared in my ear just says, Sing you Oh, okay. Jeremy Corbyn. Jeremy Corbyn, yeah. Jeremy Corbyn. Um

I says, hello, hello, Jeremy. Says look at you there, thinking you're Chris Packham, watching the bats, wondering how they have it off. That's what you were wondering, isn't it? I mean I I was. I was wondering that, to be quite honest. Uh he says they do it at night once we've turned all the lights off, so don't think you'll get to see any of it.

Uh s fair enough, I wasn't I wasn't bothered anyway, it's it's probably it's probably on YouTube if I wanna watch that kind of thing. You know, bats having it off. He says, Ah anyway, what's your best darkness? Oh Jesus I mean I don't know. I don't know what that means. Is that length of time spent in the dark? I don't know. Is it th the darkness of the darkness itself?

I don't know what he's on about. So I I I just I thought I'll I'll I'll try and go big for once. Cause I usually just just fucking say anything. I went big. I went hundred and seventy-six. Nice. He says, Fuck off, liar, prove it. I says, Well I've I've got a certificate, but it's in the car. I can go and get it if you want. She says, No, I don't care. Ask me mine, go on, ask me mine, best darkness.

says all right, what's your best darkness, Jeremy? One hundred and seventy seven and a half No he's lying a fucker. Well exactly a bit more than mine there. He says one and a half more, that's quite a lot. Anyway, the bat house door opens and in in Wonders his mate, King Charles. Um they're hanging out together again and he says uh Alright, Jez, who's this then? Chris fucking Packham? It's a s uh No, it's just some squirt who's just looking at the bat sex. I thought, well, I'm not.

Oh I was curious and he says uh get this Jez I've been working on a brilliant idea for a TV show. This is bloke, right? Actually he's a king. But at night he turns into a bat and he goes out solving crimes. I call him back king! I'm pretty much running the BBC though, so I'll get them to put it on. I says uh sorry, hang on, hang on, your Majesty, you've just described the Batman character that already exists and has done for a long time. He says Is he a king?

I said no, he's a billionaire but Well there you go, then totally different I said y y you can't just go round nicking superhero characters that are copyrighted and trademarked. He says, I'm the fucking king now, I can do what the fuck I like.

And I just thought you can't win against these people, Bob. No, fair enough, yeah. You're wasting your time. I I I wandered off to the capabarra talk that was starting ten minutes after d are you do you appreciate the capabaras? Is that the big fuck massive rat? Fucking big guinea pig, basically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got an affinity with them, Abby Andy? I have. I love'em. Doesn't everyone? I mean Northumberland uh zoo, which I don't know whether I believe in or not, but if it is does exist.

I think it's might be a nice place to visit. I it does exist, but it's genuinely a lovely place to visit. Yeah, it's great. Nästa. En dubbel makat med kolumbianska nyvala bönor och handvispat kokosnötskum och så lite jummen ekologisk lammanjölk på sidan av förstås. Och så om du kan servera den. En kaffe med mjölk. Artonplus stödlin.se. Bokföringen försvinner inte. Men huvudverken gör det. Lundifej ger dig mer lugn, mer tid. utan krongel.

Fästa Lundify från Bjornlunden. British Managers Lunch Club Andrew, can you imagine? I was at Rule's restaurant in London so in Covent Garden just after Christmas with Matt Burry, you know, the um Toaster London. No. Just as we were leaving, I saw that the British Managers Club, BMC, was having its end of financial year meeting in one of the booths. So I gave Matt a big hug and said goodbye.

Um I'll s tell you how but it's a lovely hug that is it? The Matberry hug's a lovely hug. It's a it's honestly uh that is a bear hug. So and um I'll t I'll tell you how that went, the um that goodbye. I said, see you Matt. And he said, see you Bob. I went somewhere like that, and I took a seat in the adjoining booth, and I borrowed Matt's beard, by the way, so that they wouldn't recognise me, you know. Clever. He's clever, isn't he? So there was Big Sam, Steve Bruce, Mark Hughes,

David Moyles, um Steve McLaren was on Zoom and Holloway's on Zoom from Dubai. Right. And uh very I won't tell you the other person who was there'cause it's very well you wait you'll find out when he comes. When somebody laughed. I'll tell you. It's not gonna be the one you're thinking. So Big Sam starts things off. Thank you for your attendance this afternoon. Can I just ask, have you all chosen your manes?

And everyone nodded apart from Steve McLaren on his zoom screen. McLaren pipes up. I haven't. I haven't even seen the menu, you know, which is very upsetting. But you're not even here, Steve. What what's the point of showing you a menu? But I feel like I'm being left out Holloway chirps in. Well you should have made the effort to turn up, shouldn't you? You ca you can talk all the way, you're in fucking Dubai eating the burgers with the gold leaf on.

Oh, now I feel like I'm missing out on the gold leaf burgers. This really is upsetting. Like when when Casper dropped a plop in the ambrosia cream rice. Tough, tough, just suck it up. I would have, but it tasted like monkey sick. And they are laughing. The joke by Steve there about Casper's Todd. Anyway, come up, first item on the agenda is the end of your financials and I'm pleased to report a profit of nine million quid.

Thanks largely to the contribution of Mr David Moys with his destroying exit at West Ham. Well done, David. So what're your plans at Everton, David? Simple rinse and repeat? I reckon uh straightforward bounce and sink, you know, get the hopes up sign a new five euro and then shit in the sinks. Should be an easy ten mil. money money money money money

Money, money, money, money, money, money, they all sing and lick the front of their BMC Club badges. Thank you, thank you, David. Now the second item is the application by mister Daniel Farker. And yes, before you start stating the obvious it is not British all. Alright, alright, calm down, calm down. So why are you here, Daniel? How to put it simply? I would very much like in on on money uh let me get this right. I would very much like in on the money side of things. You see I think perhaps

I have an opportunity at Leeds to do how you say pump and dump. Could be very lucrative. Well, I'm confident I can get them promoted this year. And at the very least demand a three year I will be very much out of my depth in the Premier League, so expect to be leathered and seathered. well before Christmas. Could be a sweet five mill. So I don't know what you think maybe this could be good for us all. Sean Dyes Comes at chirps in.

I'm not sure. What does Sean Sean I'm not sure. I'm not sure. He's just a lot like Sam Halladays, I think. All right, well do him a bit higher. Screeding. I'm not sh I'm not sure we need ya foreign involvement. This is a British club for British managers. How how are we even meant to trust ya? You know, what with the war and all that? To be honest, Sam, I'm just waiting on the call from Chef United. And that club is about as rinsible as they come. If they don't go up.

I'll get'em up and hit them for a five year. Get them up then destroy an exit by January window. We really don't need to destroy the club bloodline. Mark Hughes comes in. Can you uh ask Daniel uh something? Yes, go ahead Mark. I I was just wondering uh Daniel, do um either you are your wife wear expensive laundry, you know, the sexy stuff. It's often red and lacey. I used to as a player, but not anymore. Is that important?

I but uh it is to me. Uh I vote no. All right, so uh what about you, Steve Bruce? I d I just don't know, I mean Daniel you seem like a nice chap, but the thought of sharing the potty with a foreign just doesn't sit right with me, you know. The thought of it being spent on a sauce garlic, sausage, sauerkraut?

Umf path music seems wrong to me, you know. I'd much rather the Dodge went on caravan in like, you know, Toby Carvery's. So for that reason I'm afraid I'm out. All right, well about you, McLaren, Steve. Well, we've had a look online and Casper would like um to have the um well the dirty fries. I'll have the fish fingers and beans from the kiddies menu. All right, Steve, c consider it ordered, but what about Daniel? Is it a yay or a nay? Oh dear, no offense, Daniel, but

You do look very foreign. And if you don't mind me saying a bit grubby wubby, if you'd been wearing like a short sleeve shirt, slim fit, light blue, um and a gold button blazer, then that might have swung it to I'm sorry, Daniel. And the very best of luck to you with all your future fucking endeavours Oh, well, it's a no from me as well, I'm afraid, due to the war. But also be Also because my latest BMW seven series has turned out to be a right turkey. Oh well, it was worth a try.

Thank you for hearing me out. Oh oh by the way, I would like the uh gravel burst and Hoffen sausage casserole. Oh I think we've made the right choice, lads. Can you just leave, please, Daniel? And remember, says Sean Dyes. British food is best. Best eaten in a vest. Pie and peas and gravy and a pepperami for the baby. See ya, Daniel. Okay, toodle pip. Toodle pip pip, Daniel. Love you to bits and back. And at that moment the food arrived. Samen.

Well, if there's no other business, let's tuck into these rosemary infused pork bellies while you lot help me choose a new mortar. I'm thinking of a merc. Oh money money money money money money. Money, money, money, money, money, money and they licked their badges and farted into their tankards. Ah wonderful. That's what that's that's actually what happened, Andy.

I've got no reason to disbelieve that. Yeah, that's very good. Daniel Farker I think has got previous in getting Norwich up and then it all going to shit. So he's just the man for the job I think. I think it's the worst I think ultimately you know somewhere down the line they're gonna have to start um allowing some of the foreign shitters in, you know what I mean? It's inevitable. It's inevitable.

Would you like a quiz at this point of proceedings? I'll always take one, Andy. Whether I enjoy it or not, we'll find out. Whether you uh thrive. This quiz is called Doing Wallop Pens. Yeah. Briefs peanuts pop boing give me just a little Boots. Boots. Okay. Now then we are um entering the uh twisted and confusing world of the website Timu. Oh right I'm aware of it, never never visited it.

Cheap shite. Yeah. Cheap shite of all kinds. And this uh i it's random as fuck this is gonna be. You bought your new Al Sos T Move, didn't you? Yeah, did I, yeah. Yeah. Flat pack. Three items on Timu tell me uh price order lowest to highest or highest to lowest. We've got Colouring pens. Eighty coloured marker pens in a black bag. Okay. Got it? Ten men's breathable box of briefs. It says casual and sporty underwear. Ten. Yeah. So one of those. Maybe got a very sporty cut or something. Yeah.

And finally, men's steel tour and puncture proof work boots. Breathable, non slip. With rotary buckle. Very descriptive of the T Mu website. I don't know. Them boxers that are you fucker I've I got well it's a bit obvious in it, I don't know. You've nailed it. Yes You've nailed it. I like Timo. But tell me how much are they, Andy? How much are they? Now that I look at it, it's pretty obvious. The boots, seventeen pounds and nine pence. Okay. The box of briefs, thirteen pounds.

And the pens eleven pounds sixteen. It's not this cheap, but I thought this place was I thought you were gonna say to me that the pens were like thirty pence, the boxes were uh one pound fifty. Well So it's I that's doesn't sound that much cheaper than B and M or something. That's T Move for you. Do you like the traitors, Andy? I was gonna just say is there anything you've been watching? I couldn't get into traitors last time and I didn't even try this year.

And but then everyone was disappointed at the end, everyone was like, Oh, that was no good. Right, the last episode. But it's the yeah, the last episode suffered, but it meant that the second from last episode was one of the best there's ever been. But it did the yeah, the payoff was it it ruined the the last episode a bit. I I like it very much.

I like it very much. Uh here's what I've been watching recently, if you're interested. I want to see the Robbie Williams. The Robbie Williams film is brilliant. Nice. Where he is depicted by a chimpanzee for the entirety of it. It's very good. The Bob Dylan film as well is very good. Do you have to like Bob Dylan to enjoy that film? not massively I don't think do you not like Bob Dylan you know I'm not bothered as it were yeah

Yeah. And also one of my favourite ever uh police American shows, Homicide Life on the Street. is now being repeated in full on Sky Atlantic. I saw you tweeted that now I it piqued my interest, Andy. Is it one of those that um is like a continuing story or is it just episodes where they solve something? It's episodic. There is a kind of a little bit of a thread going through it, but you can easily just watch one and dip in and out and it's a different case.

In each episode, pretty much. Alright. Final question of ice. Sorry, my final question was um simply is there a season that you should try it if you wanted to dip in? Uh Go with go go from the beginning. It's go from the start. Okay. Yeah. Go from the beginning. It's not like the wire, is it? I thought the wire was shit. It's the same guy wrote the book that this was made into that then went on to

Do the wire. It's miles better than the wire. Thank you. The wire's one of them where everyone's like, Oh the wire. Fucking hell, they've got to watch the fucking wire. And it's not that good. It's not that good. It's all right, but it's not that good. It's not as good as T J Hooker. Which I've been watching repeats of with William Shatner. God, you are such a lazy fuck. Fat nineteen eighties cop. It's on Saturday mornings, it's great. Anyway, I would like to end.

With a little song that I like to think will possibly be um awareness raising. It uplifting or dreary? Uh bit of both. Okay. It's about the allergies that I'm increasingly suffering from. Go on. And um I just thought I'd give you a bit of uh musical insight into that, so here we go. I've got an allergy every day of the week and it's getting on my tip. On Wednesday I'm allergic to grass and on Friday it is chips. Monday's fucking hate.

Tuesday's fucking bread. Thursday's beer and cream and pork. That's when I wish I was dead. There's no respite at weekends, that's when it hits me most. Saturday's allergy is biscuits and on Sunday it is toast. I've got an allergy every day of the week, and I'm here with some advice. Don't get loads of allergies. It's really not very nice. Very good idea, as he says bittersweet.'Cause it's not nice. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not. So we're recording this on Sunday and today's allergy is toast. Toast. So I've I just gotta avoid it. I thought it was gonna be like um one of those like really clever things where a Sunday it was gonna be the wrong Which would have been double tragic'cause of it being Sunday, you know. Fuck it should have been, shouldn't it? Fuck it, it should have been. Sorry, as you correctly pointed out there, it wasn't very clever.

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