We Go Hog Wild For Christmas | Assumptions About Christmas
Dec 22, 2025•48 min
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Episode description
Where are you Christmas?! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: James Hull
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: David Alvarez
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
OTHER SMOSHES:
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Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
0:00 Intro
1:15 Introducing the concept of Santa to children is absurd
3:21 Ian told other kids that Santa wasn't real and Angela believed in Santa for too long
6:28 Sponsor!
7:29 Early Christmas lights son or Christmas lights past New Years daughter?
11:05 You're meant to hug your cousins at family gatherings
12:31 People in the Northern Hemisphere will never understand the frustration of a hot Christmas
13:50 Australian summer Christmas is better than a winter Christmas
15:06 Angela is Christmas Past, Amanda is Christmas Present, Chanse is Christmas future, and Ian is Scrooge
16:50 The best Christmas movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol
20:13 All movie trilogies or series are Christmas movies
21:43 American Christmas isn't as fun as a Mexican Christmas
23:13 Angela's family Christmas is huge
25:45 Never having celebrated Christmas, it's a gaudy time
30:41 Chanse is tempted to buy his friends gag gifts
35:01 Smosh Cast wishes their families bought up their careers more at gatherings
37:00 People who open presents before Christmas are so annoying
38:50 As a Christmas Eve baby, how do I separate my birthday from the Christmas holiday?
43:09 Our present
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: James Hull
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: David Alvarez
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
OTHER SMOSHES:
Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh
Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit
Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames
SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike
Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
0:00 Intro
1:15 Introducing the concept of Santa to children is absurd
3:21 Ian told other kids that Santa wasn't real and Angela believed in Santa for too long
6:28 Sponsor!
7:29 Early Christmas lights son or Christmas lights past New Years daughter?
11:05 You're meant to hug your cousins at family gatherings
12:31 People in the Northern Hemisphere will never understand the frustration of a hot Christmas
13:50 Australian summer Christmas is better than a winter Christmas
15:06 Angela is Christmas Past, Amanda is Christmas Present, Chanse is Christmas future, and Ian is Scrooge
16:50 The best Christmas movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol
20:13 All movie trilogies or series are Christmas movies
21:43 American Christmas isn't as fun as a Mexican Christmas
23:13 Angela's family Christmas is huge
25:45 Never having celebrated Christmas, it's a gaudy time
30:41 Chanse is tempted to buy his friends gag gifts
35:01 Smosh Cast wishes their families bought up their careers more at gatherings
37:00 People who open presents before Christmas are so annoying
38:50 As a Christmas Eve baby, how do I separate my birthday from the Christmas holiday?
43:09 Our present
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