Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe
Nov 12, 2025•40 min
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Episode description
Are we good roommates?
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
0:00 Intro
1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story
5:29 Sponsor!
6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish
10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop
13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own
17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart
20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family
22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over
23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave
24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning
25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing
27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable
29:08 Sharing etiquette is so important
30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC
35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected!
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WHO YOU SEE
Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/
WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Simone WIlliams
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Matt Duran
Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
OTHER SMOSHES:
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FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
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Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
0:00 Intro
1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story
5:29 Sponsor!
6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish
10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop
13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own
17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart
20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family
22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over
23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave
24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning
25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing
27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable
29:08 Sharing etiquette is so important
30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC
35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected!
SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU SEE
Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/
WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Simone WIlliams
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Matt Duran
Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
OTHER SMOSHES:
Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh
Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit
Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames
SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike
Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
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