Our Crew Roasted Us With These Assumptions
Sep 03, 2025•38 min
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Episode description
What does the Smosh crew think about the cast?
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU HEAE
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Jose Perez
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
OTHER SMOSHES:
Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh
Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit
Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames
SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike
Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
0:00 INTRO
1:05 IAN DIDN’T KNOW CAROLINE’S NAME
2:40 AUDREY ASSUMES IAN MISSES THE BOWL CUT
4:16 SPONSOR
5:46 SELINA DIDN’T EXPECT CHANSE A NERD
7:51 MIKE AND PETER THOUGHT CHANSE WAS A JOCK
8:43 CAROLINE’S FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH ANGELA
10:32 SMOSH IS ALL CRINGE MILLENNIAL & BOY HUMOR
14:31 BENI ASSUMED SHAYNE WAS SWEET BUT CAN ROAST SOMEONE
16:27 CHLOE ASSUMES IAN’S BLOOD IS 40% COTTAGE CHEESE & 60% MOUNTAIN DEW KICKSTART
17:39 JAMES THINKS IAN INTENTIONALLY SITS ALONE TO KEEP TRACK OF PEOPLE THAT DON’T SIT WITH HIM
18:02 LIZZY DIDN’T THINK THEY’D BE TALKING SO MUCH ABOUT BODILY FUNCTIONS AND PARTS FOR THEIR JOB
20:00 PATRICK ASSUMES ANGELA HAD MOSTACCIOLI AT HER HIGH SCHOOL GRAD PARTY
20:33 PATRICK ALSO THINKS SHAYNE CAN MAKE A GOOD EGG SALAD
24:06 RAYNE ASSUMED IAN WAS STUPID BUT HE ACTUALLY KNOWS A LOT
25:27 SELINA AND PETER ASSUMED SMOSH WOULD BE UNORGANIZED
27:59 RAYNE ASSUMES CHANSE HAS A SECRETLY LARGE FOREHEAD
29:35 BENI ASSUMES CHANSE IS A PRO SKATEBOARDER
30:31 JAMES ASSUMES ANGELA KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DOING
32:35 MIKE THOUGHT THE BETTER LOOKING YOU ARE THE LESS FUNNY YOU BECOME
34:27 NICOLE THOUGHT IAN WAS A “CHASER”
36:54 KATELYN ASSUMES IAN SLEPT IN A RACE CAR BED
38:50 BLOOPERS
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU HEAE
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Jose Perez
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
OTHER SMOSHES:
Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh
Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit
Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames
SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike
Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
0:00 INTRO
1:05 IAN DIDN’T KNOW CAROLINE’S NAME
2:40 AUDREY ASSUMES IAN MISSES THE BOWL CUT
4:16 SPONSOR
5:46 SELINA DIDN’T EXPECT CHANSE A NERD
7:51 MIKE AND PETER THOUGHT CHANSE WAS A JOCK
8:43 CAROLINE’S FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH ANGELA
10:32 SMOSH IS ALL CRINGE MILLENNIAL & BOY HUMOR
14:31 BENI ASSUMED SHAYNE WAS SWEET BUT CAN ROAST SOMEONE
16:27 CHLOE ASSUMES IAN’S BLOOD IS 40% COTTAGE CHEESE & 60% MOUNTAIN DEW KICKSTART
17:39 JAMES THINKS IAN INTENTIONALLY SITS ALONE TO KEEP TRACK OF PEOPLE THAT DON’T SIT WITH HIM
18:02 LIZZY DIDN’T THINK THEY’D BE TALKING SO MUCH ABOUT BODILY FUNCTIONS AND PARTS FOR THEIR JOB
20:00 PATRICK ASSUMES ANGELA HAD MOSTACCIOLI AT HER HIGH SCHOOL GRAD PARTY
20:33 PATRICK ALSO THINKS SHAYNE CAN MAKE A GOOD EGG SALAD
24:06 RAYNE ASSUMED IAN WAS STUPID BUT HE ACTUALLY KNOWS A LOT
25:27 SELINA AND PETER ASSUMED SMOSH WOULD BE UNORGANIZED
27:59 RAYNE ASSUMES CHANSE HAS A SECRETLY LARGE FOREHEAD
29:35 BENI ASSUMES CHANSE IS A PRO SKATEBOARDER
30:31 JAMES ASSUMES ANGELA KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DOING
32:35 MIKE THOUGHT THE BETTER LOOKING YOU ARE THE LESS FUNNY YOU BECOME
34:27 NICOLE THOUGHT IAN WAS A “CHASER”
36:54 KATELYN ASSUMES IAN SLEPT IN A RACE CAR BED
38:50 BLOOPERS
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