Despite COVID-19 aka Aunty Rona's spring visit, the show must go on! This week, in our two-part episode, the Art pros Podcast is welcoming the special guest Kai[redacted] and his entourage the eloquent and elegant Jennifer[redacted]Kai is sky high, military-trained, poetic, and unapologetically enlightened, with a breadth of knowledge ranging from the social design in Baltimore, Japanese washrooms, our Jung-Ian culture-consciousness, Lil Wayne, the RZA, and the juke jams, sad clown artists, supp...
Mar 19, 2020•1 hr 7 min
This week the art pros podcast LIVE! with DYYO. We chat about performance/art with The artist formerly known as Neroscream, DYYO. He's Baltimore Based so you know that he is a charmer. He's got a new band, starring some wonderful folks and he's focusing on living and getting LIVE. What do you get if you put Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, and T-Pain in a blender? Human smoothie, but you could also get the beginning inklings of what the Dyyo Live! Ensemble sounds like. We absolutely love this dude, ...
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 6 min
In this episode The Art Pros Podcast about every artist's best frenemy, Color. What is the BROWN CONSPIRACY? Believe it or not color is more than meets the eye. It can be transformative; scientific, emotional... But does it have its' mysteries as well? Who is the illuminati puppet corporation behind BIG-COLOR. What is Vantablack and why is Anish Kapoor a total dweeb? All this and more in this weeks episode of...The Art Pros Podcast. [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid.artists...
Mar 03, 2020•55 min
This week the The Art Pros use their favorite toy, their Art Degrees, to answer some of THE BIGGEST QUESTIONS IN THE ART AND DESIGN INDUSTRY. Art Toys ART? Sorry we meant... Are TOYS art? What even is the big deal with KAWS? Is LEGO really the number one toy if none of the eyes are even EXES? Is a tool a toy? Where does play intersect with art and technology? Grab your favorite toy and get ready to regress back into your childhood on this weeks episode of THE ART PROS PODCAST. [More on www.artpr...
Feb 27, 2020•1 hr 4 min
This is a sample from the full pod available on our patreon. This week the Art Pros form an illipino think tank with Jyansel aka Jay aka Jaybird aka @jyansel. The gang talk about schoolyard hustle, survival tactics, HI-FASHION, genius memory skills, and resell expertise. Is Gage a Mestizo? What's the deal with Filipinos and fedora's? Is being a slipperhead a lil too edgy? Find out in today's episode of ThE ArT PrOs! [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid.artists • donate to our ...
Feb 19, 2020•1 hr 3 min
In this episode The Art Pros Podcast about how to make a killing with art! We cover some twisted ethical questions about Ed Gein’s human body leatherwork, his craft, and how he stacks up in the art world objectively. Can you cross the line as an art critic? What can aspiring artists learn from Ed Gein's Body of artwork? Are we using Murder Mysteries for clout? Is he an outsider artist, or did he just go Sicko Mode? Find out in this episode. [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid...
Feb 11, 2020•1 hr 1 min
Does research make your art better? Is the news rigged? How much exposure do you get per GDP when you make art about identity politics? We live in a society? Yes. Yes to all of that. This week, the Art Pros present an extremely serious podcast about doing your research in and out of the art world to inform your practice and increase the dividends of your clout per share. This may be the most serious pod we've ever recorded so make sure you've had your medication and tune in to our discussions! [...
Feb 04, 2020•1 hr 1 min
This week, The Art Pores Podcast about things that get under their skin. It's about all the things that make you want to just throw your paintbrush across the room and scream into the air while pulling your hair. Things that give you high blood pressure, and things that make you want to walk right into that room and give 'em a piece of YOUR MIND. [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid.artists • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us artprospodcast@gmail.c...
Jan 28, 2020•1 hr 2 min
This week on Art Pros Podcast, Renz is actually broke (he's injured and on muscle relaxers,) and Gage is actually woke (maybe.) Being broke and being woke are skills that Art Pros are required to master in order to earn their Fine Arts degrees and/or Professional Artist title. On this episode, they put that diploma where their mouths is. Our mission has always been to share our highly valuable education so that it may be accessible to someone like your Mother in Law or "Great Aunt Sally." Throug...
Jan 21, 2020•57 min
The Art Pros Podcast, the smoothest sultryest podcasters in the Baltimore area, are back for Season 2 . We're here, we're talking about gatekeeping, we're talking about "what is an art?", we're talking about what is the point of making art, and we're wondering "how did they make that?" There is a universe where Jeff Koons, Kara Walker, Annika Yi, and Larry Gagosian all agree that this podcast is the best educational podcast about art for artists, and it will be the universe we are in, in the fut...
Jan 15, 2020•1 hr 5 min
Happy Thanksgiving Interns, we've missed you! It is so nice to be around family and friends with bellies full and whatnot. The Art Pros Podcast about politics at the dinner table, how to be smarter than your relatives, and harvest celebrations. It is another holiday special, relaxed dinner convo with your Pros. [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid.artists • email us artprospodcast@gmail.com]
Nov 28, 2019•50 min
We know we’re supposed to be on break, but we decided to do a spooky Halloween bonus episode. The Art Pros Podcast a bit about some Filipino monsters like the Aswang, and the Kapre. We also pod about the spookiest thing of all for an artist, the 9 to 5 job. We made this one because we love you guys so take a second and check it out. Happy Halloween! [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid.artists • email us artprospodcast@gmail.com]
Oct 30, 2019•43 min
This is not our last episode ever. We're just taking a month off to develop season too to be better, stronger, smoother and more educational. We've gone 33 straight weeks producing content, which we could not have done without the support of our listeners and patrons aka "the Interns." Think of this as a little Fall vacation before we get back to class. We can't overload everyone's brains with too much information without letting it sink in. You know what they say, a child's mind is like a Sham-...
Oct 23, 2019•39 min
This weeks episode is a sample of a Patreon exclusive pod, thanks to all the patrons subrscribers! You can find the full episode in our Patreon. Listen to the Art Pros demonstrate PEAK masculinity. How do you calculate manliness IQ? How does a MAN take advantage of his privilege? And is a man expendable? Find out in this weeks episode where we take an irreverent and self reflective look at our own masculinity. How very boyish to talk about themselves. Subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/artp...
Oct 10, 2019•15 min
This week, the Art Pros podcast about Tiny Homes. You may have heard of them since their rise in popularity this past decade, but did you know that they've actually been around for much longer than the internet has been buzzing about them? So what's the truth about Tiny Homes? Who are they actually for? Will I accidentally step on one? How many Shaqs Per Square Inch is a good size for a tiny home? Is the Tiny Home movement propaganda from people who think millennials can't afford "Normal™ Homes?...
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr 9 min
The art pros switch up to the art Pinoys this week. We give a primer on wage theft and how your employer may be STEALING FROM YOU. But we also attempt to participate in the oral tradition of our peoples. The audience listens to an episode and then goes on to pass down the myth to friends and family. At least we hope you guys will tell your friends and family. We drop a Filipino creation myth, and shoot from the hip about the cultural clout that the people deserve. [More on www.artprospodcast.com...
Sep 24, 2019•1 hr 4 min
The Art Pros introduce a true paid artist; Bailey Race aka @raileybaceprints. You know all those posters for music shows and venues in cities near you? Bailey gets paid to draw those. Every single one we think. From college stop-out to a full time freelance illustrator, Bailey has harnessed the power of the four elements to develop an atmospheric and "nostalgic" poster style. Each image reads like a window into a fleshed out universe. Bailey has found a way to build worlds and perfect his craft,...
Sep 17, 2019•1 hr 4 min
Hey everyone! This week the art pros wanted to share an oldie but goodie -- we decided to spend this week developing more content for everyone. Thank you all for listening, and we hope you enjoy what we're cookin' up!! Art Pros podcast about the scientists who are putting human brain genes in utero to Macaques to make them smarter. Somehow this will teach them how the human brain evolved. Are scientists, trying to make monkeys smarter for clout or is it for a better tomorrow? Tune in to find out...
Sep 16, 2019•57 min
Hey everyone its the Art Cons, ready to give you another amazing episode filled with intelligent banter and hilarious jokes. This week, the Art Cons... I mean The Art Pros podcast about how you can double your money by trusting emails online from strangers who promise to give you huge amounts of cash. It might seem sketchy at first to be offered a $9000 dollar money order with the only stipulation being that you send back half, but don't worry, we explain more in the episode. If you're worried t...
Sep 03, 2019•1 hr 5 min
This week the Art CONS Podcast, we talk about plagiarism, theft, and the controversial story surrounding a very infamous art forger named Wolfgang Beltracchi. Beltracchi made millions of dollars by forging the style of famous dead painters and creating original compositions of "undiscovered" paintings and drawings. In fact, he did it so well that he was able to get certificates of authenticity to sell them, fooling art appraisers, and close family members. [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follo...
Aug 27, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Ever wonder how to make money as an artist? Us too! In this Episode we give some half baked advice on how to go from starving artist to An Art Pro. From finding your clients, to the Bill Gates Elevator Pitch, the art pros let you in on our Theory of How to make money. Looking for a get rich quick scheme? How to Scam? Dealing art? We might be your guys. [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid.artists • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us artprospodcast@g...
Aug 20, 2019•1 hr 5 min
Do you know what a curator does? Well we can help you. This week, we wanted to break down what a curator does just in case you didn't know. Being a curator is a complex and powerful position that requires a ton of responsibility and even more cool friends. There's still room in the Art Pros Express, so hop on in and take a ride with us on our journey towards the heart of the Art World. [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG @paid.artists • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprosp...
Aug 13, 2019•58 min
This week, the Art Pros podcast about Deviant Art's unapologetic weirdness and the artists who continue to keep the community alive. Some people question the content on DeviantArt, while others embrace it as a place to connect with likeminded creatives alienated from the institutional gatekeeping of Fine-Art. The truth is, the culture of our world wide web has changed since it's early form between the '90s and early 2000s. The first users who logged on cultivated communities and open forums to s...
Aug 06, 2019•54 min
This week the Art Pros podcast with guest Hayden Right, an artist, experimental musician, and writer from Houston, Texas who is currently living in Baltimore, Maryland. In this episode, we go through topics regarding Mr. Right's artistic concept behind radio technology, the nature of conversations and communication. So tune in to the pod to join in on the conversation. For more information on the work of Hayden Right, visit: [www.haydenright.cargo.site] +++ [follow us on IG @paid.artists] +++ do...
Jul 30, 2019•1 hr 12 min
Social Justice Insomnia (SJI) is a condition in which people have a heightened empathy and hyper-awareness to social and culturally inequitable behaviors. SJI is typically followed by difficulty falling asleep, irritability, and an assertive online presence. SJI can severely disrupt normal levels of wokeness (wōk-nes) and affect the quality of online presence. Those with SJI show one or more of the following symptoms: • Difficulty falling asleep with the knowledge of unapologetic, discriminatory...
Jul 23, 2019•1 hr 6 min
This week the Art Pros created a mini-episode talking briefly about the "Art Pros Podcast internship," with a few tips on how to apply to them in general. What is an Art Pros Podcast Internship? What sort of compensation or benefits will you receive? Are you guys just trolling again? Tune in to find out! [follow us on IG @paid.artists]+++[donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast]+++[artprospodcast.com]+++[artprospodcast@gmail.com]
Jul 16, 2019•39 min
So you're really serious about art and now you're ready to build your ideal studio setup? You're in luck because this is the episode when the Art Pros podcast about how to create the ideal studio setup and what that looks like. From Bed Pans to Real estate, the Art Pros have laid it all out to help you build what might be the perfect studio setup for creatives of all practices. Join the conversation and find out some tricks of the trade that might just elevate your practice to a whole new level ...
Jul 09, 2019•1 hr
Could one truly see John Cena? Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? In this episode, the Art Pros podcast about perception, reality, old iPod ads, Gage's performance art, and more. **FULL Disclaimer** This episode might sound like crap and this is because Renz set up our mic backward but we hope you can still perceive the content alright. Also, the art pros took a little break last week and this is an episode we recorded a while back and saved for a time like this. We hope you're enjoying you...
Jul 02, 2019•1 hr 8 min
The Art Pros Podcast roughly 48 minutes of silence about performance and the avant-garde; Shia Lebouf vs. Captain Beefheart in a battle of who is more experimental. Can you handle this Franken-Pod? [follow us on IG @paid.artists]+++[donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast]+++[artprospodcast.com]+++[artprospodcast@gmail.com]
Jun 25, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Have you ever heard someone say that they wear many hats? Well, our special guest for this episode stacks his caps so high that he refuses to take any selfies since not all of his hats will fit in the frame. This week, the Art Pros podcast with a fellow Art Pro, the mysteriously multitalented Sir Vacation aka Nigel Frank aka Nigel. This is possibly the wildest & most unhinged episode ever recorded by the Art Pros as we cover topics such as wrestlers, fashion, wrestlers AND fashion, why Spong...
Jun 18, 2019•1 hr 4 min
