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mata dot com slash doing our part. Born the Motor Company, not the Harrison is planning to unveil a new Bronco on July nine, which is exciting but also surprising because July nine, half the used to be O J's birthday for real. For says they didn't realize this when they announced it. What I want to know is who did realize this? Who looked at out or who's thought, wait a minute, this isn't that O J's bird. How is it possible? We don't know how to purel, but we
do know this. Um. The Ford Bronco looks cool, by the way, if you have if you haven't seen him, looks awesome. My kids really want the the Ranger. It's really cool too. That's the smaller pick up, right. Yeah, Now the Broncos got a retro look though, like the old Broncos. If you like the old Broncos as opposed to the Chevy Blazer to come back, which looks horrible in my opinion, that's okay, it's aggressive. Hey, and following up on our our previous conversation, I have no great
enthusiasm for Columbus. He was a perfectly fine series. Is stupid, yes, but we're talking about, you know, the conquistadors from Spain. The people are tearing tearing down those statues because of what they did to indigenous populations. But the Aztecs were famously, incredibly brutal and wiped out the villages. How about your incas, how your very civilizations that we were chucking perfectly good virgins in the volcanoes or or or infants or what
have you. Horrific genocides by all those civilizations, and yet we flocked to their inflating each other and dominating them and doing all kinds of cruel thing exactly. We flocked to their buildings and statues and the rest of it. Oh, a fascinating culture, we say, right, come on, oh, let'son. Reminds me we got to where's that Tim Kane clip? We gotta play this again clip nineteen? We gotta play it twice every hour. This guy's a U. S freaking
senator and was allegedly Hillary Clinton's VEEP candidate. Do you want the full version? Are just the thing that I used earlier? You know the short versions of fun? United States didn't inherit slavery from anybody. We created it. Wow, that's so dangerous. He is an America hater. You know what we're gonna talk about, evil Google. I want to hear the whole version. What else did he say? The first African Americans and into the English colonies came to
quite comfort Virginia sixty nineteen. They were slaves. They've been captured against their will, but they landed in colonies that didn't have slavery. There were no laws about slavery and the colonies at that time. The United States didn't inherit slavery from anybody. We created it. It got created by the Virginia General Assembly and the legislatures of other states. It got created by the court systems in colonial America
and sense that enforced fugitive slave laws. It was we created it, and we created it and maintained it over centuries. That is utterly ignorant and stupid, both of them, and dangerous and and and even the by uh. If so everybody said, okay, you're right, then what are we supposed to do? What is this point? Be guilty of crimes by the mere fact of your birth and submit to your new overlords. It's as simple as that point of interest. I don't think he is an America hater. I think
he's something worse than that. It's the people that say, hey, there's a lot of America haters. I want to get elected by them, so I'm going to pretend to be what they want and even to them worse in my opinion. Yeah, at least the America hater haters sincerely hold their their
twisted views. Uh. You may find this interesting. A new studies suggests that a million or more European Christians were enslaved by Muslims in North Africa between fifteen thirty and seventeen eighty, a far greater number that had than had been known before. In a new book, Robert Davis, professor of history at Ohio State University, developed a unique methodology to calculate the number of white Christians who are enslaved along Africa's Barbary coast, arriving in much higher slave populations.
Blah blah blah um. Most other accounts didn't try to estimate the number of slaves, are only looked at the number of slaves in particular cities. Most estimated slave countsil desths tended to be um smaller Davis. By contrast, he says, much of what has been written gives the impression that there were not many slaves and minimizes the impact that
slavery had on Europe. Most accounts only look at slavery in one place or over a short period of time, But when you take a longer, broader view, the massive scope of this slavery and its powerful impact become clear. He said, it's useful to compare this Mediterranean slavery the
Atlantic slave trade that brought the black Africans to the Americans. Um. And it just and I point this out only to point out how incredibly idiotic Tim Kaine's statement is just indefensible, factually, morally, patriotically. Can we all agree to see him run out of town on a rail? Can't we just all agree we're anti slavery. I'm I'm very much anti slavery. Too unbelievable. Now we run out of time to do the thing.
We'll do that next. I'm just hoping that getting rid of Aunt Jemima on the syrup bottle is going to get us where we need to be as a nation. I think that will certainly help. Are they going to replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen? Now that's funny. Oh jeez, that is funny. I'm trying to find something that's not like controversial and makes people angry that that that we have saved up for the show today, and it's just
there's there's just bitterness in here. Here, here's a here's a question I got and it's the actually texted everybody before the show started that I find it increasingly hard to find stories that aren't about Trump as everything is being made about Trump as as usual, But it seems like there's enough tick in the virus is about Trump. He's gonna have a rally? What about this? But about that? All? You know, all the different Trump controversies of the day,
but this one on a book coming out. I'm just trying to figure out is he doing the whole three dimensional chess thing or is he just making a mistake the Bolton thing. So he is by fighting this book, coming out and tweeting about it and talking about it in speeches and everything like that is clearly selling millions more copies of the book, the Barbara Streisand effect and an alerting way more people the fact that the book existed,
uh than would have otherwise known the Barbera Streisan effect. Yeah, there was. I believe it was about a paparazzi photo of her house or something like that. She fought it in court, which only brought more attention to the fact that she lived in this place palace. That's called the Barbara Streisand effect, I believe. So, yeah, that's interesting. Why do you know these things? I don't know, fascinating human being,
my social Security number, birthdays of loved ones. I have no idea, but uh yeah, So I'm just trying to figure out if this is one of those. Uh he feels a lot like him battling Bolton, and he would be right about this, not gonna move the needle at all. ABC this week, leading with that story today, Bolton says nasty things about Trump Yeah, so a bunch of other people not gonna you know, and and people that are Trump supporters will will double down on that whole thing.
So is he just feeling like this being the lead story on Good Morning America is better than the race stuff maybe, or or he always wants the media to be talking about him and this seems like a good opportunity. Yeah. I often think it's overstated, h that there's some three dimensional chess going on. But I think in this case, he might actually be trying to pump up the book as a story because it's a It's not going to have any effect on voters. It just isn't right right.
Oh um, So Google is evil? Also, you know what we need to get to is the the administrations for it was all for police reform. Comparing contrast with congress is proposal for police reform. There's plenty of overlapping ground. But I think a secret strategy is at work and you will watch it play out. I have sniffed it out. So you're gonna talk about Google being evil, Yes, a
big tech is evil. Yeah. I was watching MSNBC this morning and they were screaming and yelling about how evil Facebook is they're not Facebook is evil because they're not evil enough my opinion, because it's all about spreading right wing and the evil that's what they think Facebook is doing, even though Zuckerberg's are lefty. Right. Yeah, that's all very complicated, that whole thing. Yeah, yeah, well let's talk about it next. So old is this kid drumming mic? Four? Four year old?
Four year old drummers? All right? You know this about me? Ten more seconds of this? I think I get the he's tour but he's really good drum. Then he lays it down heavy. I can't stand child prodigies. I have no use for it. Listen to this eight year old girls sing the anthem. There are a lot of adults who sing that good. All right, diamond doesn't. And that kid, when they become adults won't be some sort of transcendent twice as good as adults. She'll just stay in the same.
So what's the point. The only thing you've brought me is someone who peaked too early. They peaked very early, you know what. You know, it's funny and I've always thought that, and I'm not sure exactly why. Uh it might be because when I was like twelve to fourteen years old. I was a big, strong, twelve to fourteen year old kid, and I dominated in sports, and then I stopped growing. I stopped growing at like age fourteen, I was five eleven, you know, rippling with muscle hundred sixtys.
I was the size of my fourth grader when I was fourteen, Yeah, yeah, And and then you know, I went from dominant, too very good, too competitive, to what the hell happened by the time I was like eighteen nineteen years old. And so the whole look at them. They're good early and we'll probably not improve at all. Who cares? Stupid kid drummer, Bring me no more child drummers, Michael, stupid kid drummer. So here's the deal, And I'm trying
to decide how to intermix the tapes. Um, why don't we start of forty one from the Tucker Carlson Show. I think it does a pretty good job of setting up some of what happened. Go ahead, Sean. Most media companies are dependent on Google. Google control of all online advertising. So if you're in the news business, you obey Google. Well, Google tells you to do something, you do it. You have no choice. They can bankrupt you. In a minute,
and they will. In all of human history, no single entity is that ever had more control over information than Google does right now. So if you're worried about the concentration of power in the hands of a few unaccountable actors, and you very much should be. Nobody has more unchecked power than Google does. The reason Tucker was talking about that, the reason we are is that some activists at NBC News started hammering Google that about various conservative website slash publications,
saying that they should be demonetized. Google should route no ads to them, and maybe it'd be worth taking just a quick second. It's a little bit like syndicated radio shows in a way. There are gigantic ads sellers, and they promised to the gigantic advertisers, we will deliver you two hundred thousand sets of eyes or ears or both um and then they place those ads here, there, and everywhere, And a lot of your websites depend on Google placing
ads in front of those eyes and ears. And so some activists at NBC News started hammering Google tattling on conservative websites for the offense of having comments sections that they did not curate. Google then said, well, we can't have our ads running on these conservative websites that that have bad things being said on them. A couple of problems. Number one, the progressive activists decide what's a bad thing and what's not and then petition Google to get it
taken down. And the other rich just astounding irony. As Senator Josh Holly tweeted, and in front of me, somewhere there it is, um, wait, wait, you want to treat the federalist comic comments section, which they don't curate, is their speech, but simultaneously say the content you directly host and modify is not your speech under section to thirty
the commerce clause. Wow, this is getting really interesting. So Google and Facebook and Twitter, their entire argument is, we're not a publisher, We're just a we're a public square, We're a clearing house people post to us. But they're defunding websites that do the same if they don't like their ideology. Now the backlash against NBC News has begun. I know Zero Hedge was caught up in this too. I don't have a sense of how hard it would be to monitor your comments section, but I'll bet it
be a lot of work. We have somebody on it all the time. Yeah, the good folks at the Federalists just said, all right, we'll take it down for now until all this gets decided. And Google said, okay, you can have your money back. But Sean Davis, who was one of the co founders of The Federalist, which is an absolutely fabulous, rock solid, smart conservative journalists. It's a smart academic thing. It's not a flame throwing moomb chucking in sort of place. No, no, let's hear a clip
forty five. This is Sean Davis who is a co founder of The Federalist. In fact, it looks like NBC, the network that coddled Harvey Weinstein and Matt Lauer by the way, and partnered with a foreign left wing group in Europe to go after US and to use Google to go after us. And as of now, since we have temporarily removed our comments sections, I can assure you they will be back. We are back in Google's good graces.
But this is a pretty terrifying example of the power that you had have between the unholy union of corrupt media and monopolistic tech oligarts. And then go ahead is next left, And here we have a a foreign unit at NBC that with the Orwellian name, the NBC News Verification Unit. Uh. The irony, there's enough to make you laugh.
Seeking with another left wing foreign group to d platform an American media organization, one that's supposed to be defended, uh and made sacred saying to under the First Amendment, and trying to get us d platform by going to
their left wing friends at Google. So I think there are a lot of questions that need to be answered, especially by those involved at CNN who put forward a completely false and maliciously so article attacking us, slurring us and slamming us and defaming us with things that had no basis in reality whatsoever. And if this were a just world, there would be accountability for that. There would be accountability for fake journalists who go around trying to
destroy their competition for the crime of criticized. So this woman, adel Mimoco Frasier, who's part of the foreign branch of MSN or NBC, was tweeting thanks to blankety blank for their hard work and collaboration. Too far right sites zero Hedge and The Federalist will no longer be able to generate revenue from any advertisements served by Google ads um.
She quickly deleted the tweet. We shared it. Well, that's kind of confusing, but um, one of the most troubling aspects of this is that the Federalist is unquestionably right. I mean, it's a conservative website, but as we said, it's very, very smart and considered. UM and zero Hedge is a kind of contrarian, non party affiliated, calling the
bs on both sides. They savage the Republicans regularly, but this activist gal managed to label them as far right and dangerous and brimming with hate speech and got him banned. I gotta believe the people are going to be held accountable for their comments section. There will be no more comments sections at all, which is not the worst thing I've ever heard. No, no, no, definitely. These media companies are so powerful and man behind the scenes, you wouldn't
like what you see. Well, that's due to the pandemic. Walmart is testing a store that only offers self check out, and if it's successful, it could be expanded to more stores. It's to limit human interaction and to increase interaction with buttons that thousands of people touch. It's pretty good you're breathing wrong, particularly if you're a mouth breather what which we've been mocking for quite some time. What whoa whoa?
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the allergies a lot of mouth breathers are idiots. And I don't know what the connection is people who sit there at their mouths hanging open and are dumb. It's there's a connection, and I don't know. I observed it
as a child. I would look around the classroom and notice the morons were breathing through their mouth with their mouth Just harsh rhetoric here we're talking about children in retrospect, but they were I had been around them, so I knew they were morons and they were breathing out their mouths. So I have no facts, and you know, just general. I mean, there's something, there's some connection. I don't know what it is. When the human genome is finally and
completely unraveled, we will understand this. The slack jawn yokel is that where that term comes from. It could be. But there's also like my my son, just like my brother, My brother is gonna turn fifty, he turns forty nine, and here in a couple of days, Um, he's never breathed through his nose in his life, Great Scott, he says, and he just can't and he's had shots and pills and clinics and driven many miles and traveled around and
just nothing. And my son is the same way. My son has never breathed through his nose yet he's ten years old. Um, and he's tried all kinds of shots and pills and clinics, and we've traveled all around and just nothing. That isn't so. Sometimes you have to breathe through your mouth. But anyway, you're breathing wrong if you're breathing through your mouth. According to doctors who say breathing how you breathe makes a big difference in whether or not he catch this COVID. Oh wait a minute, now,
you got my attention. Our attention to it is long overdue. Breathing wrong. I breathe into my right lung, then my left lung. I alternate. Then the mind's kind of syncopated a discipline. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breath I'd kind of do it like that. Wow, syncopated breathing. Nose breathing is better than mouth breathing because it's protective. The nose filters, heats
and treats raw air. Inhaling through the nose stimulates the release of hormones and nitric oxide, of course, which helps to regulate vital functions like blood pressure and increase oxygenation. It's just better all the way around. Wait a minute, Breathing through your nose can lower your blood pressure. Maybe that's your blood pressure situation. Breathe through your mouth. Mouth. I am. Most of us take twenty five breaths a day,
so breathing properly is critical to our body's function. If you eliminated all those opportunities to stimulate all those things by breathing through your mouth, obviously, that would make a difference with your health. I found that pretty interesting. Yeah, that breathing dumber to breathing done properly keeps the body in acid base balance by breathing through that too. All kinds of different health of benefits for breathing. You know
something I thought, I found that kind of interesting. Your mouth breathers. Well, I was listening to music. I was watching There's No Dummy. So that's enough of that mentioned yesterday the dust up between China and India, Oh man, dust up horrific? Or was it? And this is only my own personal feelings, but we'll start here. So at least twenty Indian soldiers killed by the Chinese there at the border where they regularly get into a little battles
and stuff like that. Although it's been a long time since there's been death, not been death since the seventies and UH, to me, this is a sign that things are even more tense than they might otherwise be. So you had twenty Indian soldiers beat to death, and the stories that came out yesterday from India is that the Chinese soldiers beat the Indian soldiers to death with bats that had nails pounded into them. Really well, that's what
the reporting out of India was. The first thing I thought of was UH, babies being tossed in the air and caught on bayonets. That's a story that goes back centuries.
There's no indication that's ever happened. But whenever there's a there's tensions flaring between two nations for some reason, we have to invent stories about what monsters our opponent, our opponents are, to try to whip up our our own our own personal hatred of them in our belief we've got to fight these people, We've got to fight to the death because these are monsters and the stories about throwing babies in the air and catching them on bayonet
that was said about the Japanese and World War two said about the Germans is going and it goes back centuries these stories. When the Go four happened, when Saddam Hussein went into Kuwait, there were stories in the United States. I heard them and believe them that Iraqi soldiers were going into hospitals in Kuwait an unplugging baby incubators to to allow them to die. So that was just a
high tech modern version of the same thing. And I just find it hard to believe that Chinese soldiers, if they wanted to get into a battle and wanted to kill Indian soldiers, took the time to nail put nails into bat It just doesn't seem like the most efficient way to dispatch of someone. A couple of things, India's tabloid media says, the most horrendous stuff you can believe.
It makes our efforts at at ridiculous news. Same time. Uh. Secondly, the both countries have agreed to disarm the folks in that region, so there's no shooting wars um, so they don't carry guns. The both governments are making loud noises about how hey, hell, let's talk, Let's not escalate, Let's be cool here. Are you cool? We're cool? Are you cool?
India's talking a lot more than the Chinese. The Chinese usuer was saying, we got nothing to say, but um, the Indian government is now saying the guys were injured in the fight and then died of exposure because the temperatures are sub zero when night fell. So they're trying to really at the government level. Well, all this skepticism about the nails and the bats, I'm bringing you. It was not a New York Times story I read. It was just stated that that was the New York Times
saying that. Well, it just said, uh, reports from India say the Chinese soldiers had bats with nails in them and beat the soldiers to death. It's not impossible. It's not impossible. It's just they're they're a couple of gangs that have been forbidden from carrying guns up there in the hinter lands where it's freezing freaking cold and there are almost no humans, and occasionally they they throw fists.
Well in a weird sort of way. It would be better that it were true than if there's some feeling in India that they need to build up the Chinese and the monsters so that they can have the will to go to war, because that's that's what happens. I think. I find out who was advising the Chinese with the nails and their bats on their tactics, and that's that those days used to remember the straight race. Bang them on the curve, rusty, put them in a rain barrel. Right,
and everybody knows Joe Biden is soft on China. It's all coming together, Sean well teased out. But just to remind you why this is an important story, I looked up the stats on this. I more or less had it correct in my head, but I looked it up anyway. The most powerful militaries in the world number one, of course, who's got two thumbs an American flag and the best
military in the world. Uh, the United States of and has been a long time number two, and they're there are different lists with slightly different orders, but every list I saw had Russia number two, I guess because of their nuclear arsenal. But so it's United States Russia than three and four China and India. The fourth most powerful militaries in the world squaring off in bat fights. Yeah, jus, So hopefully that doesn't get to be a bigger day.
China big supporter of Pakistan too, and the Indians and Pakistani's are always at each other's throat. And I came across this term that I had never heard before, and I need to get hit too, QUAD, which is a new thing that is being promoted worldwide and China is really concerned about it. QUAD is a group that includes the United States, India, Japan, and Australia that has come together to try to counter China. And we're now all working together. And he did have it in the US
and Australia. Australia nice little Pacific image. Yeah, that's the counterbalance to China, and China is really worried about all these countries now working together. Military is yeah good, I agree, But the military's exercise, you know, sharing intelligence blah blah blah. So they see this whole India thing as part of the QUAD. As I have followed my brother's travels around
the Earth, is in the United States Navy. Um, yeah, we work a lot with those countries very very closely, and um, I think it's really good strategy to do so as China gets more and more aggressive and assertive in that part of the world, and as usual, the Chinese are thinking a hundred two hundred years down the road, and we better be too, evil bastards. Millions of slaves in China right now, folks, do you know this? They have concentration calves. Do you have no human rights? It
is an evil, evil regime China, that's how in short. Yeah, and just because they crank out cheap pharmaceuticals and underpants doesn't mean you ought to turn a blind eye to their evil pants. Now, come on, China, how often do you think you breathe through your nose per day? What?
I don't know. I'm just wondering. Compared it to my son, I mostly breathe through my mouth because like right now, right now I'm getting like probably of what should be happening in my left nostril and that's probably about sixty my right and nostril. You've a very careful gauge for nostril.
H Well, it's partly that uh ear nose and throat guy told me you have a thirty pent of the space you're supposed to have in this one in like seventy and that one and then as the allergies come and go, and I got my nose broken, but they say that probably didn't affect it. Now, my son's never had his nose broken, and he can't he can't breathe through his nose. We went to an ear nose and throat person when he was a baby. My my wife is still mad about this, and it turns out we're
right because he's tanning. He still can't breathe through his nose. But the doctor said he's just too fat to breathe through his nose. That's what the nose and throat said, fat nostrils. So because he couldn't sleep, and your baby can't sleep, is always waking up, and we thought he wakes up because as soon as he closes his mouth, he wakes up because he can't breathe through his nose. He's got like the the what do you call it?
With the sleep? Yeah, but anyway, we get the you know, you get the specialist in the appointment and you wait and wait and go, and all he says is your baby's too fat. So anyway, I fought him when we're rolling around their glove everywhere. Immediately shoot for the double rights. Seems reasonable. They don't expect you to come low, absolutely right, Yeah, I'm bouncing his head off. Luckily there's a lot of gauze around so well right, well the quote a great
lile love it, fat baby has got no pride? Who needs pride? Um as the NBA season coming back if it does. They got a lot of rules. Yeah, I'm beginning to wonder. It seemed like they were, but the players are are not happy. We might not have any sports this year. Got golf, a great game of golf. Okay, other sports, team sports, we might not have any of
this year. Anyway, stay tuned our text line nine five k f TC the Armstrong and Jetty shows Ajean and I spoke with Avery Bradley with the Lakers, who's one of the leaders of this coalition. If it's for the first time, it became really clear what concrete, tangible actions
they're looking for, and it's three things gone one. They want a commitment to reevaluating some of the hiring practices to make it say that the front office is basically the people who are the decision makers with the league, the coaches front offices um but the people in the league office, they more closely reflect the racial makeup of their players. They're competing for a commitment. We get into more of that. So their demands from the players in
the NBA. That's some social justice stuff before there's a playoffs. I didn't realize that. Yeah, it's evolved. They feel like they have power now. They evolved from discussing the COVID to some political stuff as well. Okay, I had that in front of me. What else do they want? Does anybody have that? Um, some shiny hats and more donations to causes. Just being aligned with the issues that your players find importance, as if there's a single monotone player. Boys,
it's interesting. But but there was pushback before any of the social justice stuff came out along, just for like lifestyle reasons. Right, the players are saying, because isn't the plan all the teams go to one spot Disney, They're all going to stay in hotels, They're gonna be more or less quarantined. They were digging that. Then the social justice stuff came out. Well, and now the details of
the health stuff is coming out. Yeah. On the social justice stuff, I mean, you're gonna have a certain per centers of the league, saying, bring Bosnians to justice, because it's a bunch of serbs and you know, Slavic type guys. Anyway, let's see, the league sent a hundred and thirteen page memo of health and safety protocols to the uh uh all the teams that twenty two teams I guess involved in the restart Tuesday night. By the way, is there a is there is anybody putting a time limit on
these playoffs? Because the NBA playoffs usually wraps up like right now, and so how far you can you push you off? We can't be in December, long after the next season, halfway through the next season talking about whether or not we're going to have the playoffs for basically the twenty nineteen season. Actually it was so it starts stopped very early. We're talking about trying to come up with a twenty nineteen champion more or less. Yeah, yeah,
nineteen slash twenty. But let's see. The memo reportedly included some important information, including how often players will be tested. Everyone in the Disney Bubble will receive a smart thermometer they can use to check their temperature daily. How what happens if a player test positive for the Chinese bat fever the isolation housing. But the memo also features some very specific safety standards for player is and staff to follow in their living situation. Uh. Here's some of the highlights.
Doubles ping pong is prohibited unless directed otherwise by the NBA. Players should play singles only so that they can maintain six ft of distance from each other, even though they're going to be on the court leaning on each other for two hours and smashing into each other and not even breathing very deeply exactly. No headsets allowed during video gaming. I don't understand that one at all. What you don't
need to understand, you just need to comply. Card playing is allowed, but each deck of cards must be thrown away after use. That's idiotic. That is so freaking idiotic. Doubles ping pong, but we can sider at a table and play poker. Correct. You gotta throw away the cards because they're filled with evil spirits. Wow, that is granular. No caddies during golf, No sharing of clubs or malls, no sharing of goggles or snorkels and swimming pools. Who
does that snorkel dude? Yeah? Sure? Here let me take it out of my mouth and put it in yours. Well, how many NBA players are using snorkels in the pool like Disney ESPN, they're also grown men. No, if you you can stay underwater indefinitely. Have you ever snorkeled? It's great fun the fish. Maybe you're going to the ocean. I don't know. Since you get you're we'll take questions at the end. Players are asked to avoid spitting or clearing their nose. Rock I would, I wish nobody would
do that. Ever, you know who's the biggest snock professional ish? My god, he's the massive snot rockets. Players are allowed to are asked to avoid spitting or clearing the nose, wiping the ball with their jersey, licking their hands, are fiddling with their mouth guard during games. The good luck that NBA Final Game seven, if necessary, would happen on October.
What doesn't the new season start like so? Another thing that they're they're seriously looking at is the NBA has long wanted to adjust their season when it happens so they have more of there's less overlap with the NFL, so they are the major sports league for a larger percentage of their season. I think they're going to use this as a as a reason to kind of start the quote unquote start the all NBA seasons going forward.
Around Christmas time, players and staff are asked to maintain six ft of physical space at all times off the court, and cannot to wear a proximity alarm that goes off when they spend more than five seconds within a six ft radius of another person who's also in sex fate. You are with in sex fate? How will the league enforce all these guidelines? Will it create a ping pong patrol, laur institute, nightly room checks. Charles Oakley is coming out
of retirement. He's gonna enforce it all well, and I gotta believe absolutely, sir, Well, I know them married with kids players are complaining that I'm gonna wait be away from my family for all this time because you're not You're supposed to stay there and not interact. What about the single players? I gotta yeah, this is not the NBA lifestyle, me playing ping pong every night with other dudes, singles for months at a time. Players and team staff will be given the option to use a wearable ring
that tracks heart rate respiration and other variables. The device features an illness probability score. I just can't believe any of this is gonna happen. No pets. You can bring a trainer, massage therapist, but that counts toward your team's thirty five person travel a lotment. M There's a hundred and twelve pages of this. We'll see if it happens. It's supposed to start Tuesday, really sports like in a couple of days. That's what it says. Here and here
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