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The apocalypse is even sooner and that was the joke that Johnny Pemberton our guest today big celebrity yesterday is here with us in the park hello everybody hello I said it said it the thing it's going to be sooner than it was going to be before now it is it'd be funny if we all talked in that sportscaster the everyone and Charlie Pson has a new movie premiering that south by south by west South by west she's a big slug out there and comes from Texas from down under
it's a big place to show a film a full film that dazzle the kids and make your wife run away Johnny and Kevin hello I just I just got back from New York last night. uh I can't find a de- a direct flight these days where Albany because it's near Woodstock Albany no no one's no one is less directs these days It's because of the apocalypsese industry is a diversity hi is from the deep south when the south was the south.
Where are you from But my mom is from Louisiana, so I a lot of time in the South I had that flavor is she Creole? No, she's not. a dish it'siana Orleans a big pot I met someaj it's like French sout and a bunch of stuff I had a good time with guys from I did an hour and they were fun. I thought I was like oh I started making fun of them. I said you mother I said you motherfuckers with your little kazoos in the bushes fucking around with ducks. You trick ducks with the gazoo.
You proud of yourself were laughing like Johnny Pemberton now you've had a career already that's amazing to me. you were in my one of my favorite all-time movies by Iannucci in the loop, right? That was a long time ago. How long ago was that? I mean probably over 15 years at least it goes so quick when you like oh wow. That's crazy. If you haven't seen in the loop, it is an amazing by the guy who who Americanized Veep, it wasando Iucci, right? guy he writes the best political satire.
Were you in the death of Stalin the carrier love kids, you know kids I Because it's like, you know that they shouldn't.s nasty show.s, but it's it's oon I saw the first I saw let's edit that out. Let's edit out where I had a I already heard I've already heard that you didn't finish the show, so obviously it wasn't compelling. You can watch a movie from six years ago, but you can't finish
it. episodesed shit I don't get into it now because it's so brutal and just what I expected this shit that goes on now in this country with Trumpty dumpty, like just stealing everything. That's what they're doing, by the way. They're just like hey Bob, yeah. Where's Bannon? Okay, let's run 10 laws and see how many sticks what they do That's a technique, right? Is they do a bunch of stuff and it's supposed isn't it basically just to cause a bunch of confusion?
And so that they know the no stuff is going to get overturned, but people are so freaking out that the things that don't get overturned, they don't they don't notice them because they see people see the executive order and people that voted for them are going to be like, oh, look, he's doing the thing and then it's going to get turned down anyway. So it's like it's kind of pointless, but anyway, you know, to talk about that guy is to love him. I don't want to talk about that motherfucker.
I want to talk about Pembe and Kevin. I haven't seen you in a while, Kevin I know before we get back to Pemberton who's got the career, let's talk about you for a second. Let's talk to the no guy No I'm out here, baby. Now I just put up a new reel, dude and I mean, we're up to like I think 30 or 40 likes on there. I mean Hollywood 40 Hollywood knocking on the door No Johnny's doing his due diligence because he's in a new movie and his people told him, you got to get on some podcast.
What new movie are you doing? It's it's premiering at south by southwest merma and we shot it in Florida last year. It's like a thriller sort of creature thriller about a guy. a comedy it's a very dark comedy. it's am It's a dark comedy. Yeah you see the movie Butt Boy? Yes Tyler Corn his name is Tyler Cornack. He's the director of this movie Butt Boy, which is a incredible movie, very very, in a very small theater on square many years ago. Okay this is a this is an updated version.
This is not a adult film peruit. This is a just aated film. Yes, yes What's it about? It's about a what's Bub about a is about a guy who basically has a supernatural ability to put things in his ass and it's like uh yeah, but it's there's no way you can describe that whatever reason that makes me want to take out my banana. Well, maybe you just put up your ass too. ve got a chicken in my car over there. It's turn to rubber eventually. I' one type what? It's. It's. a I'll.
I just came from New York where it was like How many? I just said it first time on The better. Ist that about New York City? You can it's. It's. This place I think is going. I don't how many years it has left. it's.
It is it's one of the largest economies in the world's not going any says that's oh I'm the environmental like the stuff like your apartment for your house, whatever the fuck you but also look at right now it's this is the day like oh fine anyway but boy mermaid mermaid is premiering what day by the way um I haven't I think it's the Saturday the eighth of March and then I think in a couple days during we have a couple screens during the week too very excited so excited because I've
never been the lead of a movie before so you're I's a movie too I don't iconic actors. I don't like when and you you're in this category. I don't like when I see iconic actors reveal their balls. Hollow man I saw I remember I think it' Kevinon you see his dick in balls, yeah, but it's very good looking and it hurt dicks it can you have a fake we're having no conversation I would. I can't The idea is you have you have a stunt penis in there because it's.
You don't have to worry about like inconsistencies. penis Yeah, because it's just like a it's not a stunt pen. It's literally a prosthetic. Oh, well that I could. I would and I would like to have a final say on the I've asked You're sitting there with the pin in front of the contract. one thing. people are like he's or he doesn't the film. Well, okay, you know, uh we'll give him some points on the back and we're gonna shave off some points and the final. talk to me about the movie Mr. Lead.
I think this is great. It's it's it's about a Florida guy you know who's addicted to pills and he's like a loser and he finds a mermaid and uh he kind of falls in love with her, but she's not like a she's not pretty. This is a creature. This is like a a deadly creature. It already has ations of I forget, and this sucks that I forget the Mexican filmmaker's name, where the creature he fell in love. Oh, shape of water. Yes. It's It's got it's similar to that.
Yeah, I would say it's it's similar to that. So how was this filming this? Were you like, did you have to be like acting with a prostatic creature or a woman actress? No, it's a it's a actress, an inside creature, like, you know, uh prosthetics for a lot of it. Yeah. So you about the film? I can. I mean I want to give away too much but it's like you know, it takes place in Saint Petersburg, Florida, Saint Pete Beach which is uh right outside of Tampa.
So it's it's very much has that Florida vibe to it. Robert Patrick is in it. He plays the um the the villain, the antagonist, you know, Robert Patrick from Terminator too, and stuff like that. a big a big time villain, huh? Yeah, he's in all kinds of you've known Robert Patrick. He's in it and um so it's Kevin Nealon and uh s. He's in it. He plays the manager of the strip club That's the guy you sound like. Kirk see you to Kirk you see me giving a blow, I've probably been abducted coer.
He kind of has that I don't know, he has a unique voice. He goes, I'm a Capricorn, like long walks on a beach that in in fallatio uh receiving preferably. Oh, I've seen his dude, you're with the you're with a bunch of my comedy store buddies, Kirk Fox. And who does play? He plays the manager plays manager of this strip club that Kevin? Kevin plays my ex-wife's's.'s a fun It's a great film.
I it's very funny, but it's very dark, very dark and like, funny, which, you know, the movie 15 years ago in the loop you didn't want to talk about was I've talked to you about it' Yeah. This is like dark and like a thriller sense as opposed to dark and like a political sense.. Well, here's what I want to know. Did you have a hard time managing your ego being a number one on the call sheet? Did you did you go nuts? Did you start screaming at people and demanding?
Oh, like crazy like that dog right there just jumping over people like logs. is a guy fighting a tree over there that don't dogs. Hopefully you could see some of them. You know, we got a guy with a who's the lead of a new film out and he' Com Coming out probably who knows? This is there buzz? That's what I'm trying to do just generate a bus.enerate a buzz, so you know, I hear this is the greatest movie of the year if not the for this talking about it's You not with, you.
work, you continue to work all the time, fall out, a violent, cartoonishly so take on the end of the world that Kevin's children watch. Oh, we love it. That's so cool. Yeah, when they psyched, he gets points with all the people we have on the show like Bobby Lee was last week. No, I get pumped, man. Well, I my kids are they're artistic kids, you know, and my daughter's always liked horror ever since she was like 10.
So it's always been a debate between me and my wife where I'm going, hey, we're going to watch evil Dead three, you know, or we're gonna watch army ofarkness. And she's like, Kevin, she's 11. I'm like, yeah, but she's good. Those are also pretty crazy, it's not really scary movies, I would say. They're more like fun. They're fun. Are tunish again? They are kind of cartoonish, yeah.
Well I I watched the substance in theaterss When I watched that movie, as a father of a 14 going on a 15 year old girl, the body image issue stuff and all that, like the theme of the substance. I was like this is really valuable.
Let me tell you something if you see your daughter crawling out of herself run just run that movie that movie all that stuff all that um that's all prosthetics yeah that's not Marco's body yeah that's what that's not the actress Margaretali who plays the young version of Dem Moore when you see her naked, that's not her. It's prosthetic Ist that fucking insane? I know yes but it is it's like I is I have to go in a timeal and reverse those masturbations. you're fine, man.
It's like you know if you do some gay stuff in prison it doesn't count like that.. It's called survival, It's. It's. life in the clink This is why you work a lot you have a real no, you have a real nose to the grindstone type of attitude about life and directors and casting people see it they're like get me Pemberton He doesn't fake the blow job scenes.
I go in there real I show them in the room how how he would do it and then they say you know what you bring astaticic penis a penismaid, was watching some like uh what do you call it reality show like there was one of those guys was like a bachelor some shit and the guy was telling the girl just touch the ridge just touch the ridge. Yeah he said it just touch the ridge. by the all the time because I drive around LA not to brag and I see these I see these huge billboards for the fucking bachelor.
Yes if it's set underneath Bachelor touch thege. I would be down for it. That's and it's probably likeized over You probably say that has something like that you know how you repeat something to become a new thing completely. Who knows if that it was a show at this point, you know? There's been so much. Ridge riders from Libbby's cocktail remember fruit cocktail oh yeah it's still around you know where it is right where is it in prison yes yeah school in prison same thing
same thing nowadays. same thing man oh shit is that where I can get some prison Maybe I'll knock over a bank I don't like Wells Fargo, even though Steve Martin and Martin Shorter spokespe I meanude, let me tell you something.
I never I love those guys, you know, and this is going to sound like a typical fucking I love those guys when they were younger and they were funny as fuck and Steve Martin and Martin Short being the face of one of the most disastrous corrupt companies they' all the all the same Every is the same they' all well yeah yeah yeah that's true that's true our America it is. I mean its my heart to see that kind of like the corporate stuff because I don't know, but you're idiots.
They're really struggling for money though, Eddie. You got to remember, you know they got to put food on the table. But no, I but Martin Short dude, he just crushes in the Gemini Glickicked helew blew it all by it's not like he I don't A friend of mine got me into the NFL over COVID. He was like you gotton you got to watch it. Yeah, he's a director. He's like a horror director. He's a cool guy, but he also loves a horror movie director. Great director.
Ricky Bates, amazing guy. super talented, but he got me into the NFL, so started watching it. and I just got I got so into it over the past like every year I've watched it more and more and last this past season. I didn't miss a single game. I was like so into it. I just started to realize like this shit sucks.
terrible like all the commercials you have to see dude the worst commercials meet them too, but you know what I mean it's like that thing where I feel like if I have to mute the thing I'm watching that much to even halfway enjoy it I shouldn't watching. It does. It's just terrible. It's like this most it's the most mainstream I don't. You're right I call for revolution all the time. I call for you know, us to fucking get in the streets and the oligarchs have taken over yet.
I'm so into the corporate sports scene. Who's your team? The Giants? Oh my God, I knew it is the fucking giants. Well, I'm from New York. I'm Well, you could be a Jets fan. don't Vikings fan Vikings Vikings in New York I was in a t-shirt in 10 degree weather and I wasing mermaid for Pemberton on the streets. I grew up in Minnesota one day I had to go to school. The governor canceled school for two days in the whole fucking state because it was 40 degrees below zero ambient temperature.
The wind chill killed 10,000 cows in two minutes. Hello Tim Thompson. I'm have to close all the school by the way, Tim Thomson we have to stop doing these outdoor press conferences. I'm fucking freezing. I am fucking freak. See now, dear. Margaret, just close the schools, that's it. on is sponsored by hyMs. Life is stressful enough without worrying about your performance in the sack. Get a new helper in the bedroom with hyMs EED.
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I like a little bit of patriotism a little bit. gas station I got while I was filming mermaid? Oh, just to bring it bring it I got this in The first movie ever made no. We'oudly to it's a it's a you know anybody we I thought I'd give a about the star system, but I realized I am a star fucker after I had incredible love making with Julia Roberts a set. She saw me at the comedyeyfus, which I could see No, no she comes from money and you get in trouble if you fuck people from money.
Well they have you if they think you're taking advantage of their By the way, I sometimes I'll throw together standup clips for Eddie and like they'll be sets where he'll be like he'll be like and fucking Julia Dreyfus fuck her. I just successful people. I'll go through and edit and I'm dying. I'm laughing and then I'm I edit this's.
People see it and it in the middle be there's a title to the a my no, it would have to be myself like coming out of myself um what's your I had something this album uh Julia weeyfus made love with Julia Robert Roberts after a great set of the ressor Roberts So Roberts is here and she said she said you know, you're one of the funniest people I've ever seen in my life. I said, can you help me get in any major motion pictures? Because I believe you have to tell like they say don't be needy.
Yeah, but I do the opposite here in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love to see a recreation of the scene where Julia Roberts goes to touch the jewelry and he smacks it on her hand and but I would like to see you playing the Julia Roberts role. I thought you were going to say gear. No, I'm goodness suit. Oh, yeah Do you?
By the way, I just wanted to say this about your hat so I'm walking my dog over there on the on my block and uh some guy in a big white fucking, what do you call the car you drive? It's a truck in a big thank you in a big white truck is like, hey there. And United States I thought it was some hillbilly looking for me really? And then I noticed I could tell you didn't recognize me right away. I was like what the fuck? I was like I put my glass and you were like you saidone.
And I thought is this a fan from a very rural part of our nation Lancaster up on a horse right Lancaster and I just said how's poppy season you ever go to Lancaster to see the oh my god it's just breathtakingly one of you go further up there a place called the National Monument gotta go go and go like a month from now okay I mean you go before the bloom it's better before the is there It's just a huge expansezo National plane or something like that.
It's up um there's a really nice little hotel up there called Kyama buckthorn. It's in the middle of. It's called Kyama buckthorn. It's in the middle of literally in the middle of nowhere. There's like a post office, like a gas station like that's it this little little stop in the highway Right, but it's like a new hotel. They fixed up an old motel and it's all like, you know, it's kind of hi, but it's very nice. It's done well, you know what I mean?
And you're right by this huge uh plane that you can go. It's kind of not that far from I think Bodie know what this sounds like a place where if I get a bad diagnosis and I know I'm going to die soon, I'm going to go there and I'm just going to bring um the talking head CD stop making sense. Just one cd? One cd.
I'm a one cd guy I like using like a streaming you have a streaming service maybe or like um maybe even a a walkman or like a what do you call it Let me tell you if you make up your mind to die, you don't want to be hooked up to the Internet because you might hear something that you might hear some hook up to the Internet. iPod Youuts. There's a placecorthern California. It is it four hours. Four. so that's not northern California, is it? Sacramento?
It's close to Sacramento, but uh yeah, look it up that's but the whole place is it's it's fields of tulips. Oh fields and fields of tulips and roaming geese and geese, all kinds of like animals it's it's crazy and the town ge got you the town is like uh over a hundred years old and uh the all the buildings, the hotel that I stayed in, which is a air it's like a BMB um they uh it's like 130 years old or something. It was great. No I was I did a some somebody's 50th birthday party.
Yeah, it was just me and a and a guy doing 10 up front and it was amazing. I didn't want to leave the next day because it was gorgeous. We just walked around in fields of tulips. It was beautiful.
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up in a tree and see if anyone like uh what you know like like intently being like oh oh people will and see if they people come up with what are you looking at a bird what kind of bird is that it's huge We had a squirrel that was pissed at us a few minutes ago right just clim down and then he was looking at us and he was like like I Well once I had a little, I realized hello old friend tell me this story how did it happen Walk me through. This is how a movie star.
Walk me through it is a trope no movie stars oh always are always looking for little slots to put their phone in. I saw it. I wish it would disappear there but I want it so it's like maybe you can catch a notification like oh, grandma is okay. okay, that's good. Grandma's fine. Grandma's fine. I'll be checking in on Grand she put the gun to her head, but it went wide left much like the field goal kicker the bills field goal kicker.
Scott Norwood, you just got into the Christina Houston guy the guy is Vincent Oh my it's one It's Vincent uh what's his name or Vinny Vince Vince um he talks like this. He's always so he talking like um you could go out there and stuff don't fucking look at me. If you're looking at me I'm gonna get pissed about it and I'm gonna have to go over outside Would you consider yourself Johnny? Because you've jump? I've seen Johnny that guy I you live because youniest fuck live. Have you doing?
Yeah, I've been doing this store a lot last last few months. I have about once a week they throw me a set in the belly room. Oh nice. So otherwise I haven't been doing a ton of standup I don't know what you're doing these I haven't seen you in a bit, but character stuff that's so hilarious. You mind me uh of David Keckner a little bit. Oh, that's cool. I lovechner. He's so funny.
I remember seeing him once years ago at Comedy Death Ray and he like had a bunch of mugs and he was pouring beers and handed to people while he was talking the whole time. It was such like a weird like it was the most magnanimous like what's that called? someone like super charming like they cocaine. little bit of that just like he owned the room in a way that is like I've never seen someone do that before. He was one of very naturally funny dudes charming, and he does great characters.
I used to see him when I first got to LA when LA was just a twinkle in the eye of Bobby Mulhollen before they took the water. Oh, that's a deep reach.
Wow waterner I was like Largo what the fuck from New York I came to New York where the weather recently I just came from sevent huh it's calleder there much colder colder you' okay that I saw Largo I was in Largo I saw guys like just brilliant guys Pat Oswald Paul F. Tompkins fucking Andy Kindler, David Keckner um Sarah Silverman like all the cool kids here. Odenack was basically him and Cross had just done Mr. Mr. Show. I think it was I yeah, that's when they I knew them a little bit later.
I saw them for the first time, I think, probably like a comedy death ray. Comedy when did you get here, Johnny? I moved here in 2005. like January. And you've been well in California your whole life. You grew up in? Fresno Fres I moved here. When he was he was a UFC. wasn't was it Iressive in bars and then I have somebody Who wants a karaoke bars that are nice Nobody because anciation is weird. Who wants a piece of me? Who would like as a piece of me?
No, I get kicked out a lot of Starbucks because I get very confront. You can't get kicked out of Starbucks. It's. That is true. make it much more difficult to do now. I saw a guy soldering on a Starbucks. I'm kidding. I saw a guy fucking soldering like electronics. I couldn't believe it at a table at a fucking table he was sold key enough for him to Starbucks Starbucks do? I't this nation. Starbucks does not soldiers. Starbucks and Burbank does not allow soldiers.
How dare you Sean Hannity talking about it have you watched Fox News lately? I watched it the other day in a hotel was like these guys right it was the weekend after Trump inaugurated they were just it was like what's that? Just so summer camp. inauguration is ridiculous. It's like That piece of shit, what a piece of shit that guy is. I knew Snoop Dogg was a piece of shit because the last couple of years, he's been a for He's been doing that Snoop Dogg he has a lot of a lot to pay for.
He's got a lot of bills. He got a lot of bills. He will do anything if he gets paid your ratio s a lot of stalk my show and they'll just be cruising around Burbank and like a little, you know, camouflage cap looking for you. Well, on YouTube's, the algorithm suggests that you could get more views if you gag where it just put North Hollywood Park, but I'm always a little bit like, I wonder, but we've said there have been a couple of dudes.
There have been a couple of guys who have walked by here and I know they know us, you know, and they should have came today theyile this is this is nice I've had a by the way, we've decided we like doing it out here. It's studio recently and they had a stale we've got we've got a couple of vocal listeners that like to be like, you guys gotta get back in the studio. You you're castrated out in the in there and
it's not it's two that turned out to be the opposite. and so then then we have other people that'll be like, the outside's the best. So it's always back and forth. I say it what do you want to do? Yes. You know what, Johnny? I work with my shrink all the time on this because I grew up a people pleaser saying, I don't know what I want. Really? Like if if one fan is like this is great out here, then another fan is like you need to get in a studio where you could scream your asshole.
But you can scream out here. You kind of just have to be a little bit more aware of it. You know, obviously you wouldn't wait till they stop walking by so you don't scare her and the dog, but eventually you could scream. I'm a big fan of screaming outdoors. When I go on hike sometimes I will do like just. Kev show about what was that? in Los Angeles nice. I land tounga which is about 25 minutes north and it's about 10 minutes from this beautiful view.
It's you're in the national forest so yeah we just went up there. We did a little pullout to where there was a huge view and uh yeah it was it was great. And we did a section called Shouting into the Void. We position the chairs right at the edge of you know a cliff.. Well that's a trip here is like two weeks ago we had here and it was the coldest it to get some info. you guys were freezingared so did.
I was ay we had a couple of people that came up and they just smiled and stood and we were like that's Lee there's no one here today to see raining raining huh uh-huh it else I want to what else do you want do you want to say anything else about the movie just that it's ummiering at south by which is huge I mean it's really great you you're going to be dealing with the press cottage yeah but that's not that no I think if you have the right attitude yeah there's uh I
don't mind it really so much I guess it's just that thing where it's hard to talk about stuff times because you have to remember you have to suck up with the same thing all the time so you have to find something to talk about. Otherwise, you're always trying to be original, your brain will turn to mush. By the way, it is so funny to see, you know how for the big, big studio movies to stars have to go all around the world promoting it.
And that's why you see that stuff they get so pissed at shitty questions or they shouldn't though. They should just some of them lose their fucking temper. like, who't haven't seen this haven't honestly, there's so many things I'm not. I can't believe it haven't Like someone tell me someone told me the other day like, do you hear soandso is a bad guy? I'm like, what? I don't know, you know, like I' let's name the name Wolf Blitzer. I love how you about witzer, I used to be when I was a kid.
I used to love all the CN. I wasasters zer. Well, Blitzer what's his voice is sort of that man seems like he just gave up a long time ago. what I mean? Like he's not even thinking. Wolfitzer's face sometimes it's like he's on this full-on autilot. He just says stuff and he goes home and he probably just like fucking kicks his shoes off and starts screaming cunt or something like that, you know, because he can't he goes into a room and goes, K Kunt, like cuts himself in the chair.
Just something to to get out of the uh the locked iness, the proper locked in this. We're just hearing now that uh 75 people have hung themselves instead of a daycare. We're going now to find out why this has happened. Ginny, what can you tell us? I can tell you that it's bloody wolf. You'll be cutting yourself tonight in the chest. I guarantee you that when you see this foot. All right, we're going now to a story they've discontinued graham crackers. There's no more graham crackers.
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I love it I saw I turned on there was you know how they do that thing now where it's not just like you're not just watching a show they cut back to it for a quick minute. So it's it's basically fucking with the people like us who want to pause or want mute the commercials. They make it make it difficult. You have to be theote all the time. They cut back to the news, you one and they go back to the commercials. is like Lester Holt or some.
They cut back and they have this maybe 25 seconds story about how microplastics are now and everyone's brain. And they go back to like fucking selling, you know, something else. Like, what the fuck our dog that can do a handstand. Our top story tonight, everybody and I mean everybody will be a vegetable within 30 minutes of this broadcast. we're getting there. The micropastics. It's just it's over.
Like it's so we're so far beyond microplastics, wildfires uh how about the new bird flu that's been going you never knows shit about it' heard about it is it that bad though Well they don't panic imagine if I mean we just got over supposedly the COVID the COVID pandemic If there was another one, forget it forget it. I mean, there would be bloodshed and I'm just talking about in my apartment building that would be beyond anybody's imagination.
It would be just every man for himself, you know Yeah, I really wonder what it would be like. It's hard to even imagine how people would react because it's so Well, I think a lot of people would would revolt against it, you know, because of all the the conjecture about masks and vaccines and like if we go around two again, I think there's going to be a lot of people that are just going to lose their mind. You know what's funny about masks is I don't want to wear them anymore. I hate them.
I hate so much. I have a problem with them. It's a personal thing. you know what I mean I feel the same way you do. Like I sort of resent it. I resent that I was it was an act of stupidity not to wear a mask for the first year or so. And now I, you know, I mean, I should wear it on the plane because in the winter, too, I just got back from New York. It was like 17. and uh everybody's coughing. I'm like, fuck, man, I'm going to get fucked on this. got to eat some raw garlic and get enough sleep.
Yeah, yeah for real gic that wonders raw garlic, you're right about that. I used to by the way, I'm the type of guy who's like if I hear raw garlic is supposed to raw garlic, I'll be fucking d don't fucking around. This is a guy who takes life by the balls, whether it's stunt balls get that out of here. Get these out of here. It's all it's distraction little guy Oh my little guy That's a cutie. oh my god what's his name? It'si. Oh, hi Pam. Hi sweetheart.
Oh my God. You know, I was always a big dog guy until I got a terrier about uh 15 years ago and now I love the little guy so much. I never a little dog and now I would like to rescue every single one. Exactly. They're the best. We're doing a podcast called Apocalypse soon. It's a comedy podcast. This is Johnny Pember hello And we always have you know we film it out here and we always have little segments where dogs come by.
So it's always very sweet yes yeah well nice meeting Bambi bye-bye Well Johnny I mean I hate to say it but uh I think that's it and you were a great guest very funny. Thank you I'm really happy for your new movie excuse me where you're the lead mermaid south by. Yeah that's a continued success and all that is there a website or no nothing like that no no webs thing go to my you know what I want I'm going to do a I want to go back to websites.
I want to have like a fucking kick ass website I'm proud of. I want to make it look like an angel firesight from the nins. That's like a deep reference, but like you know the the the 32 bit like graphics and share with the the site visit counter at the bottom like stuff like that. I want how it look like I was just rewatching Breaking Bad for the hundredth and uh jun's like, dad, you look at all the donations and it has to counter at
the bottom. and and Walters like that's great son because, you know, he's a map dealer and Skylyler's like, Wal, I think you should say thank yes, thank you, son. And he's like, I another one just came in twenty hours from Canada. and you and I'm watching this in my hotel room after smoking and joining just going, I need to get my life together. I've been watching this show for 10 years. It's not good. Vince is going to find out and he's going to be Eddie, we love you. Come join us. All right.
Love you guys. Love you. Any uh to wrap up here? Yeah, folks just go over to uh dude Eddie, we're almost now we're creeping on 3000 subscribers over YouTube after last was a bump and Pemberton should don't read these comments.
I mean the negative ones I read one about man it hurt me hurt me a little bit dip you know who are like they want to give themselves some value by making other people's you know like if they can make you feel like a piece of shit but you know though a negative comment is a good sign It's a really good sign because it means that the thing is getting out to enough people to where if it's just your fans watching a thing, it's not growing. when you have some negative comments in there, it's good.
Anytime I see a really negative comment, I'm like, thank God. You know you're actually very right about that well. It doesn't hurt me at all, and that person is living in utter shit. The fact they have to literally type something down. Like they wrote that down. They spent time to write that down. I'm like, you know, they're it's so sad.
We somebody wrote like that I had a diabolical laugh and I'm sitting there because I was that's a compliment yeah and and uh oh we're not growing but I was literally squirrel oh yeah there's a squirrel right there baby's I was sitting on my computer just trying to interact and make sure that there's interaction on the and I literally I see the com I start getting upset and then my wife's over there and I realize I'm getting upset and I start laughing at myself. I'm like this is hilous.
And my wife's like what's so funny? I go, ah, somebody's making fun of me on the. And she goes, I'm glad you to laugh. I'timate like I went on Rogan's podcast many, and let me tell you something. The comments on that will toughen you up as a human being. You can't look at them. oh my god he's aressedoey Diaz I remember that one I just laughed you know I love it that's what somebody wrote about youress Joey Diaz among others oh that's you back on there get you on some ecstasy.
ault you vegan what it's not a big story I was actually in Austin, I believe with Ron Lynch I had some of that fucking incredible where you have to wait. Don't there. That's you get the I'm not gonna do baked bean, cornbread, ribs, pulled pork. you're gonna I like a little brisket. a little though. too much causes a problem. Well that's how you in those top list scenes, you know you can't go nuts on those briskets. It's not as good here as you think. I don't know. I like that we had a lot of...
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