Question, if you haven't questioned your life choices while staring at a $16 mocktail, are you even living in 2025? It's Peter. And before the episode, spirals entirely off the rails. I just wanna confess. This morning I got into it with a feud on pineapple pizza. Realized halfway through, neither of us were sober nor Italian, and then immediately spent nine bucks on a latte that tasted suspiciously like climate anxiety and broken dreams.
If you two, find yourself rage Googling cruise ship disappearances between therapy, memes. Congratulations, you survived another week of capitalism and chaos. And if you didn't, well pour yourself a fancy seltzer because you're exactly the kind of beautiful disaster we made this episode for. Put your phone on, do not disturb. Tell your wallet you're sorry, and buckle up because spiraling with a purpose starts now.
Apocalypse and avocados.
Welcome back, doom Scrollers. Before we jump into pineapple on Pizza Wars or why TikTok is just Vine with contour and shadier data collection, a quick reality check behind every $14 mocktail and every cruise ship mystery is a system profiting off our confusion. Today we spiral, but with intent.
And if you haven't realized you're spiraling yet, check your bank statement after the brunch
today I'm back with Sean and Peter. Hello. How are you guys today? Uh,
you know, hanging in there still gay as fuck? Yeah, tariffs are hitting everywhere, so $19 coffees,
it's
fucking miserable, isn't it? Yeah, but that's not what we're here to do. We're here to make light of a machete situation. Let me just tell you that in my new favorites, I have now become a mezcal fan. I found one that tastes like hopes and dreams. You just question who you're becoming at the same time as you think, I really like this and you, that cow makes me feel like my asshole's gonna be on fire afterwards.
What's in it?
It's like really smoky tequila. Yeah. It is the best way I could describe it. Is
it like that pepper vodka I bought one time? Mm, yes and no.
It tastes more like someone took tequila and put charcoal in it.
That sounds gross.
I used to think it was so nasty and then all of a sudden now I'm obsessed. I don't know. I love it. Can we talk about how mocktails are? Y seriously. They'll charge you like $12 for a non-alcoholic spritz, and then they want to upcharge you another $2 for an orange slice.
It's ridiculous.
Are you buying a beverage or is this a performance art? What? What's going on here? I wouldn't know. I leave that to Carissa.
I guess the prettier the drink, the more it's gonna cost, even though it's just juice.
Yeah. Essentially I could understand if they were using non-alcoholic spirits to replicate the flavors and the taste of a traditional cocktail without the alcohol, and then I could see them charging you a bit more for it because I'm sure there's a lot that goes into creating those non-alcoholic spirits, but when it's literally just some juice that you're using as a mixer in most of your other cocktails, why are you charging so much for this? No idea, but they do have the zero alcohol spirits.
Is that I just, is it really zero? Because you get those non-alcoholic beers and they have 0.0, 0, 0, 0 9% alcohol. So some are not completely non-alcoholic. And others are low alcohol. You just have to read the labels. 'cause they do specify most non-alcoholic stuff is considered non-alcoholic. If it's under like point. Something, zero point something. I don't know the exact number. Mm-hmm. But there are some that are completely zero proof. That's interesting to know.
I thought they were just like lying. So essentially they're char up charging you for water. Pretty
much.
I guess everyone's gotta make their money somehow.
I actually found locally, 'cause I did go to a bar yesterday. My friend wanted to go to the bar, not me, but I ordered a club soda with a splash of cranberry and a lime and it was free. If that's something you're interested in, those are free. And that's the second bar I've gone to where they haven't charged me for it, so. Oh,
nice.
It's boring to order the same stupid club soda, cranberry and lime drink. But I guess it's nice 'cause it's free. Yeah.
Just makes you gassy. Yeah. I fucking hate seltzer and drinks and like if you can taste it, they're using it as a bubble substitute. It really does. It makes me feel like I got full off a ship, but I can see how it would be awkward going to a bar and ordering busy water with a splash of cranberry.
It looks like I have vodka, but it's not vodka.
Yeah. But people suck though. They always wanna sit there and. As you said before, they judge you.
Yeah. People are judgmental. She poured me the drink yesterday and the guy sitting next to me said she forgot the alcohol. I said, yeah, I know.
No, she didn't forget because they didn't ask for it. Right. Again, mind your own fucking business.
Yeah. Shit. And then you tell somebody like, I don't drink. Oh, why don't you drink? Do you think you're better than me? No, I don't think I'm better than anybody. It's a choice. Yeah,
but do I would've been like, do you think I'm better than you? Because I didn't say anything about that. This sounds personal. The only person who said anything about anyone being better than anyone was you, I think. Right? Look at yourself, buddy. Yeah. This sounds like a projection.
That's why I just prefer to stay outta bars.
Yeah, I, and unfortunately, and if you wanna meet people in general, like going out is a social situation and people tend to drink. But yeah I can see where it would get weird or annoying, but also I don't think people should really care about that. But they also, I really don't like when people say, oh, I don't drink because my grandfather was an alcoholic. Right. So you've never had alcohol. You don't know what it'll do to you.
You might enjoy it, but you're depriving yourself because you think that your genetics are holding you back. Right? See the funny thing about that to me, and maybe it's not funny, and I apologize to anyone who takes that the wrong way, but like how you're assuming that you're not gonna be able to control yourself with it. You might hate it. Yeah, you might think, this is the worst thing I've ever put in my body. I never want to do it again.
And granted that, that's basically the same thing as not drinking it to begin with, but you will never know. You will never know what you think about it. How much are these mocktail prices anyway?
They're the price of regular drinks. Yeah, for the most part.
That's why I'm saying I feel like it I actually, I was thinking it, I wasn't saying it as Carissa was talking about like getting a boring drink or not wanting to, or ordering something and having someone say that they forgot the alcohol. If they were to make more affordable mocktails that were created, prepared and presented in a way that a cocktail is. People wouldn't ask stupid questions like that 'cause they would just automatically assume that there was something put in there. Right.
I feel like if you're gonna order something without alcohol at a bar, it should be cheaper. It should be at least half the price. Absolutely. That's
like what I was saying, when you get the soda water and the splash of cranberry and lime, it's free at most places.
So when you order a Bloody Mary and you say that I want it, virgin, does it literally just come as tomato juice with a celery stick?
Probably That's fucking
gross. Yeah, but they like cut it with water or something. Why? It already looks like a period.
It looks disgusting. Honestly. It's disgusting. It's, I just don't like tomato juice. That's, I'm gonna leave it at that. You don't like
tomatoes in general? I don't, no.
I don't like tomatoes in general.
Yeah. I don't like it either. But it's also because when they're mushed out, they look like something that comes out of the human body.
You went there.
Always bringing it back to shit. No, I wasn't saying
that period. He was talking about period shits. Yeah. Fuck no.
Oh, it's like the TikTok I sent, or not TikTok, the Instagram I sent of the girl who's like, am I the asshole or am I wrong? My friend blames me for her shitting on the Brazilian wax lady's hands.
Did that really happen? Yes. What the fuck was wrong with her? Why didn't she tell her to stop waxing so she could use the bathroom? So she
tells the story and basically she went out to with her pregnant friend first she's pregnant, and her friend asked her if she would go to the Brazilian wax place with her. She says, yeah, sure. We don't want anything happening, so I'll go with you. And they go to Texas Roadhouse beforehand. The friend who is not pregnant got chicken fingers and the pregnant friend got a big rack of ribs and covered it in a one sauce.
Oh my God. And
the not pregnant friend said she knew this was gonna be a problem, but she just kept her mouth shut. And they get to the Brazilian wax sleeves. They do watch strip. They do another strip and then the lady is looking at her hands and it is like a pen leaked and she's looking at herself like, what happened? What is going on? It was like, when that, remember those things when you were growing up where you would cut the Barbie's hair and I think you'd pull it and the hair would come back out.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Damn. Rips it off. And she shoots out like a fucking PE dispenser.
That's disgusting.
All over the ladies' hands.
I hope they get paid well.
Yeah, they, I'm sorry. I don't think anyone, I don't think anyone gets paid enough to have shit all over. Yeah, to no, seriously, someone shit all over their hands. Why couldn't they control it? You're having a baby. Listen. Should have some strength down there. Why the fuck did
you eat that before you went there?
That was more of what I was thinking. Like you should have known what that would do to your stomach. Have you ever been whacked? No serious question.
No, I have not. No interest.
Have you ever been with somebody who has like actually been in the room, watched it?
No. No, I have not.
My God, it's like torture.
I don't think I wanna see it. All I think of is a 40-year-old Virgin Kelly
Clarkson. Yeah, it's a pretty accurate depiction of it. I think about the guy that did the tiktoks. Where he he went and he like did his reaction to it and he was like, ah, yeah, yeah. The dentist guy where he went and he goes, I'm gonna get everything waxed down there for the first time ever.
Oh my God.
He read it. He told her, he's all meek and shy. About it. And she goes, okay, now you're gonna hold this and I'm gonna take the hair off. And then he goes, okay, so you want me to hold like my testicle on the side? And she goes, yes. And then she put the wax on. He's like, and he's fringing. But he went through with everything. He goes, I don't think I'm gonna go back. And then a month later, he is like, I'm back here. Oh
my God.
It was great. Some
people bleed.
Yeah. Some people shit on other people. Apparently
that's
a bad time all over their hands. I wonder how many times that actually happens. I don't know. Based on this girl's story, it, the lady was looking at her hands like, what? Which has happened, so I'm thinking not that often,
right?
At least not for her, what was going on in her stomach. Though
you have explosive diarrhea, please do not go get waxed. Let's just say, I was gonna say,
listen, I don't know anything about being pregnant, but if that is a common side effect, then maybe don't get waxed while pregnant. Yeah. Don't get waxed at all, period. It's,
or do it at home. Yes.
And the comfort of your home, where you can move as quickly or as slowly as you want to. And if you feel the urge to purge, you can remove yourself to the toilet with the wax drip still attached. Yeah. People are freaking out of control. Yeah. I would feel really wrong if I shout on someone.
I'd feel awful. I know women shit sometimes when they give birth.
Yeah, that's a little awkward too. What
do you mean you're pushing? Yeah, but do,
oh, is it 'cause of the epidural or is it just like maybe pushing? Yeah,
because you can't feel anything from the waist down. That.
Oh, that makes that the most beautiful shit in the world that you can't feel, you know, sometimes. I know we're gonna get you blow your whole asshole out. You can kill anything. We're gonna get really graphic here for a second, sometimes you have a really hard shit and it hurts to push it out. So imagine you can eat all of the foods that solidify that and then just go and get your epidural and it's just like relaxing. Everything falls out. Including the baby Jesus Christ and their apartment.
Did everything that's in there in the apartment? Yes. The afterbirth.
Oh my God. It's
just her furniture, the clothes she grew out of. Everything comes out. I don't know. I don't know. Pregnant women also get really gassy apparently.
Yeah. So maybe she was just gassy and then she shit herself, she sharded. She didn't even feel it.
I don't think she was in labor. On that note, today, we are spiraling through all kinds of things. Crime online feuds, new trends, expensive drinks. The flop that was all stars, 10. So let's get into it. Let's get into it. Just a couple quick things in the news I want to touch on really fast. We lost Ozzy Osborne this past week. Yeah, that's sad.
The damn shame. Yeah. We
also lost the racist Hulk Hogan. Less of a shame.
I really loved him as a kid. I had his action figure and everything, and then I found out he was a Trump supporter as an adult, and I said, fuck this guy. Yeah,
yeah. What possesses you? This is just me, like my brain. What possesses you to say, oh, I wanna put on a speedo, jump in a ring with a bunch of bungee cords around it and slap men together all day.
I don't know. But you know what? There are gay wrestlers, so
there's
a reason they do it. Yeah,
true. But the straight men, like why do they do that? I knew you used to have a Hulk Hogan action figure when we were growing up and he had the red bandana and he was in the little red Speedo with his black boots. Yep. Very gay. Yeah, I don't get it. Where's the Homoerotic Nest here on that note? Anyone?
Just, if you know anyone who's mourning Hulk Hogan by the name Hulk Hogan and not his given name, then just let them know that they can acknowledge a trans person's new name and they do not need to dead name them. What do you mean? Good
point.
Hulk Hogan is not his name. Oh, well yeah. Yeah. That's his wrestling name and that's how everyone acknowledges him, not by his actual name. They're all mourning him as Hulk Hogan. 'cause that's how they knew him. What's his real name? I don't even know. Oh, it's
honestly, I don't know. It's something, no one cares.
It's something. It's something. Cares awful. Something awful. It's Tiger King.
He looked like the Tiger King. Oh, the original.
He got the, that's not mutton chop. So what's that mustache that he had? The goatee thing. Like Hulk Hogan. Oh,
I don't know what it was called, but it like, was it like a
Fu Man chew?
I don't know the names. I didn't know the, I didn't know they had names.
Oh yeah. He is all different names to the scraggly little facial hairs. We should really ask Martin because he loves all that. He loves the beards. Does he? Yeah. Mm-hmm. He likes the way it feels on his.
Oh, we're gonna have to get Martin back
Likes the way it tickles his butt hole. Jesus. Chris, though. See, I wanna know what his real name is. I've never heard him by anything else. Me either. You can look it up while I discussed a couple, we also lost Theo h the actor who played Theo Huxtable I wanna say around the same time. And a famous jazz musician who name I cannot remember. Unfortunately.
So you guys ready for this? What? I got Hulk Hogan's real name.
Oh, geez.
Terry Jean Bolea.
What? What
was his last name? Bolea. Bole. I don't know how to say it. Bolea. Terry's such an awful name. His name's Terry. What is his name? Terry. No wonder he went by Hulk Hogan. That's like a, that's a very far cry. Yeah. I wouldn't wanna be called Terry.
Now coming to the ring. Terry Jean
coming into
the ring is Terry
Jean. Right. And it's not even Jean, like JEAN. It's GENE.
Oh, that's like the male way of saying it though. Terry
Jean. Yeah,
but if it was Jean, the other way piece, it could be like Jean, so it could be Terry
Jean Aire
Jean.
Terry Jean. Oh, that sounds terrible too. One like sucking on baguettes and the other one sounds like they wrestle alligators.
Yeah. Hulk Hogan is way better. I'm never calling him that.
That was gross. We, we
should just refer to him as Terry from now on. It's also
just to bring it back there. 'cause you didn't really, we didn't really touch on Ozzy's passing. Nobody knew. So Osby Osborne's real name.
I actually thought about that when he passed. I was like, is his name like Oswald?
No, it isn't. Do you know what it is? No. Do you? I don't. Yeah. His real name is John Michael Osborne. Oh,
really? Yeah. Oh, wow.
We have no, I, so what'd they call him? Ozzy? I don't know. They went John, Michael, Ozzy Osborne. Oh, okay.
That makes sense. Yeah.
I don't know. Nobody really knew the his name either, but I guess the wrestlers doesn't make any sense. I would love to know what the undertaker's real name was.
Oh, the undertaker. Hold on. Thank. Imagine if it was really the undertaker
that would be ominous. The
undertaker's real name is Mark William Callaway.
Not as ominous. Yeah. It doesn't have the same oomph.
No,
but did you know that Spotify streams are up 300% since Ozzy's passing? I believe it.
I'm not surprised. I was playing the Ozzy station on Spotify the other day.
People just like, especially in the industry, like the capital eye is on people when they die. It's really sad.
Yeah, it's true. Celebrity memorials, profit the industry incredibly.
Mm-hmm.
And now Gen Z is discovering black eyeliner and daddy issues. So they have
daddies. Sorry, I just figured a lot of them got left behind. But anyway, that was really rude. She my bad. Sorry. Moving on. Or am I
just kidding? Not sorry. The voices maybe, but
I have my daddy.
I'm fucking leaving. Don't ever do that again.
Wow. I fucking hate when people call people Daddy. Duh duh. Paul Dre.
No
daddy. Anyway,
you're saying, I was saying moving on to something a little less. Funny, a little more infuriating. The ice raids are continuing. They are up, they are becoming emboldened and they're doing some crazy fucking shit out there. They're getting bonuses now.
Yeah, 30 grand for however many immigrants they round up. This is some, we should play a game
bullshit. That is some bullshit. Let's go out in the most ethnic outfits ever and just run down the street screaming and see if they chase us.
No, to put on the fake accent. Run down and then when they turn and they go to arrest you, I have my passport motherfucker. Yep, that's right. Imagine federal documents I have. Where? Yours? I have where? Yours. Right. Show me
yours. That's crazy. That's a lot of money. 30,000.
Yeah, they're incentivizing them, but like people aren't even thinking of the long run on this. What happens? When there are no more quote unquote illegal brown people in the country, who do you think they're gonna come after next? Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. So now's the time to take some action on that. And why do they always call, why do they call 'em ice? I know it's an acronym, but I don't know what it is. I can't remember.
I don't know. I'm gonna look it up.
They call it ice, and it's always in a hot fucking place that they're rounding people up. It's like an oxymoron. I don't like it. Yeah. Why don't you just call it what it is? It is. You're asshole. It
is US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Yeah. I hate it. Gross. Can we sify it? Can we gasify it a bit? This is, it's not
working for me. I don't know what else to call it.
Bicycles
idiots. You can of aid. Yes. Yes. That was perfect. Very good. I love it. I like it.
I like it. We've
changed the acronym. They're fucking ridiculous. I hate them. Yep.
Me too. Punch him right in the dick anyway. For all you people out there, all the people, not you people. 'cause our listeners I doubt would do it. That was rude. I was saying all the people out there calling them police officers, they're not police officers. Don't call them that. No,
I, we were literally watching a thing about this not 20 minutes ago where they're doing the ice raids and they're out there in like skin tight jeans and shit with their Kevlar vests on and masks not showing their faces, masks, and chasing the poor guy through the parking. Come on, come on. You look like an idiot. The pants are way too tight. Your balls are up in your fucking throat. Just stop.
It's crazy.
It is. It's a terrible time that we're living in, but people need to stop. At least fashion should keep up there. Anyway, moving on. Sorry. Yeah.
This is a horrible time to live through like a fascist overtaking because there's not even any cute fashion. There's no one out there in like leather and fun boots. The eighties are coming back or great vests.
I was gonna say that it looks like the eighties are coming back again.
Yeah, everyone's ped. I'm gonna get my hair puked. That's not where I was going with that, but Okay.
More from big mouth. I'm gonna get my hair puked. Oh my God. Oh, everyone was dying to see what that looked like. Yeah, you sound just.
And then they show him on the next episode and his hair's like all like a fro and all curly. And he had an appointment to get my hair puked.
I know he like wasn't on a whole episode, right? Yeah. 'cause he was getting his hair puked.
The eighties are back. On that topic, scrunchies. I hope we don't ever see a scrunchie again. Do, why do people call 'em ponytails? Can somebody explain that?
They call scrunchies ponytails? Yeah. Since when?
I don't know. For years I've heard them calling them ponytails.
The only reason I would think that is because the weave, like if you attach a weave ponytail to your hair,
but usually
those are a clip. No, they have them on the scrunchie one,
but don't
they have a scrunchie one?
Oh, everyone I've ever seen was a clip. It just clipped to like the little doodoo bun you put on the top. We used to sell them that topic when I worked there. Years and years ago where? Hot topic, when I worked there, that was for white girls. That's different.
They get scrunchies.
Yeah, they get scrunchies.
I hate that word.
Little ponytails.
Do you remember how ugly they were? Thank God I cut all my hair off. Yeah, they're
coming back though. One
time I was at a party and the host had a whole hanger of scrunchies on the back of their. A bathroom door. And so went, took a picture of it and sent it to me as a text message and said, party fapa.
Oh my God.
I really don, was their
hair hanging from it? Yes. That's disgusting. Yeah, they were made fucking clean. Your scrunchies,
how are they made outta cloth and they still rip your hair out?
I don't know.
I don't even think, can we give a Gen Z person a scrunchie and ask them if they know what it's, we should, let's try it.
I did. You know that on the topic of scrunchies, that brat summer and indie sleaze is like the new in fashion right now?
Like brat stalls?
Yes. And Indie LEAs. Indie LEAs. Does that mean they just don't wash? That's what it sounds like to me. It's it's rebranding rebellion as recession chic, which is, as long as you don't smell, I'm okay with it. But once you start to smell, I'm gonna need you to get some deodorant with aluminum. Use that shit twice a day.
I just would think that indie people look like they smell. Like pet or something. But you like that weed, don't
you like that?
I like them to look dirty, but smell great. Like they should smell awful, but they're like, oh, okay. Yeah. And not when they get close, you're like, no. Ah, it's a salt on the nasal passages. Ugh. I don't know. I like, I'm grungy. I don't like. Perfectly manicured men. I think that's way outta fashion, and I think that people need to get their own fucking personalities. Yeah, good point. I can agree with that.
It was just like when we were down in Puerto Rico and we saw all of the men look exactly the same. They did a lot of them, I have to say. Same outfit,
same haircut.
Yeah, the same fucking haircut. That looks like a, what do you call that? A bingo marker. The bingo marker. The fluff fucking bingo marker. They
had hat that, not hat Wow. That or the like the mullet, but it's not like a Oh god. Yeah. An old school mullet. It's like the short mullet. It is just shaved into the mullet shape.
I hate that. You know what I'm talking about, right? Hate it so much. I know exactly what you're talking about.
It looks like the piece of scotch tape that got stuck on the dispenser.
It looks like that strip from the girl's Brazilian. Yes.
Oh my God.
With a little bit of shit hanging from it.
Yeah. Every single person down there, every guy looked exactly the same and the same haircut, the same fashion is the same fucking cologne that you could taste from a mile away. Yes,
yes.
You
could
taste the cologne. Aren't
you glad I have different ones?
Yes. We could find you in a crowd easier. 'cause you smell different. Good. Oh my God. It is just, it was crazy. And then all of the women down there had the same fashions too, but they all want fucking pin straight hair. They all, they're all flat ironing and getting their Brazilian blowouts. Then you have some self identity stop trying to look like the most famous person you can think of, and then end up looking like some tumble weave that fucking swept under the carpet.
You lift the carpet and there's oh shit. I have a whole nother cat under here because the dust and shit that's collected, that's what looked like it was on top of their head. Oh my God, I hate this fucking haircut. I hate it. Sorry. I've rented,
what about the BBLs? Did you see the BBLs down there at the beach? They were bad. They were really bad.
I think some of them were not true BBLs, but they were like injected with the fix a flat. Oh geez.
There were some that were very lumpy.
Yeah,
I did notice that.
Bye-bye loca. Just go to the,
go to the fucking gym. Just go to the, you can shape your ass in the gym. You don't need to inject it with things.
Injections are faster. Everyone's
gross looking and it doesn't look real.
They had lumps, they were smuggling potatoes.
They were fucking lumpy and they were wearing thongs and it's, they were bumps where there should've been, shouldn't be bumps.
They were crazy. There were additional
curves.
It looked like Swiss cheese. Ugh. It
looked like the tool used to put the holes in the Swiss cheese.
Yes, exactly. And can we talk about how No. Like I love, I'm an ass man. Yeah. But like when we were down there, everybody is like stick skinny.
Yeah. And then A, BBL.
Yeah. They look swollen. The women. But all of the men were like boards. They were just all little sticks with the skin pack, which is the six pack. That's not even, it's barely there.
Yep. Yeah.
They were all like that. And then. They thought they were being hard with all these tattoos on them, and it looks like somebody just practiced drawing on a Popsicle stick. You know when you were growing up and you get those giant things in art class and you would take all of your, you guys remember those crazy pens? The silly pens with all the different colors and the glitter and stuff. Yep. And you would take the giant throat lozenge and art class and you would just draw on it.
Tongue depressor. Yeah.
Why were we doing that? How was that art?
Boredom. It was self-expression. It was, they didn't
have enough money to afford the actual art supplies, so we're gonna just take these from the nurse's office and you can draw over them. We didn't have
social media, so we didn't know what everyone else in the world looked like.
Speaking social media, how do you feel about like activism, TikTok, or activism talk, as you would call it?
I think that if you truly wanna be an activist, you should be out there doing something and not talking about it. That's my thought.
I think people just think that the internet is the best way to get their point across or get the word out there and spread it faster.
News flash. Not everyone speaks your language well, don't, that's a good point. What
you're doing Point, do you think that it is making a difference? Do you think that a hashtag is saving a life or these people reposting or gonna somehow get the Nobel Peace Prize? Or do you I know I'm being a bit sarcastic there, but do you think it's making a difference or do you think it's all for clout?
I think they think they're making a difference when really they're just infringing on my mental health. That's it. I think that to some extent it can make a difference. There are a lot of people with the same opinion as you, but again, opinions don't necessarily translate well to other languages. To other areas of the world. So you may have a strong opinion on something, and then someone on the opposite side of the world is like, oh, this person's a fucking dick.
Don't know what they're talking about. But you can't just push your opinion on someone else,
right?
It's okay to be an activist, but stand up for the things that you can affect. Things in your community, things that are around you, that are locally, that you feel strongly about. Don't use your social platform to. Talk about wars or people dying, like food from hunger and stuff. Unless it's Gaza, that's different. But you're trying to bring attention to something and it's not necessarily a priority for everyone else. So stay to your local community. That's what I say.
I agree with you. Yeah,
I can see that. With that said, I've got. Two things. Before you do that, I would like to start some activism here on some of these fucking makeup trends that I'm seeing on anywhere where they're having that. It looks like somebody fell on the Anastasia Beverly Hills rack and just decided, oh my God, my makeup is great today. Like it, they have the whole rack of makeup. On their face. So they got gang bang by Crayola. They got gang banged by the entire fucking Sephora.
I was gonna say, they went into Sephora and fell down.
Yeah.
Do
you know what I'm talking about? It looks like you could run your fingernails over their face and pull back an entire layer.
You probably can. Honestly.
Yeah. Sorry that was my activist moment. Stop wearing so much.
No, you're fine. I want to talk about. Paramount Plus a little bit. So first we're gonna touch on the disaster that was Drag Race All Stars, 10 that I want to state. We have not even watched the last three. Mm-hmm. Two or three episodes because.
I, we knew who it was gonna win from the beginning, and that's the sad part.
We, as soon as the purple bracket started, I knew how the season was going to end. While I think Ginger Min won there, there's no spoilers. It's over. Most people have seen this. We did not complete the gag order because honestly mm-hmm. We. We're infuriated with the way the purple bracket ended. We were not happy with what we saw in the first episode of the semifinals. It just, none of it made any sense. So we stopped. We will continue it with other things.
We're tossing up an idea about reviewing Project Runway or maybe the new season of Slay Asian Royal, or whatever,
Asian version of All Stars.
Yes. We may not have a lot of information to give cultural commentary. We can talk about their looks.
Yeah. But that was absolute garbage. It was rigged. We knew who was gonna win. And it was really sad because it didn't even make it into the top 200. Like it didn't even peak. And you know how RuPaul always gets nominated for like an Emmy and every year? Mm-hmm. That season didn't even peak the top 200 shows on TV because it was so bad.
The final episode, the season 10 finale has the lowest rating of any drag race episode ever.
That's sad
because everybody was pissed. This person has come on there five times now.
This is the fourth.
Fourth time, and one over All of the queens that were. Extremely artistic could perform better. They gave it to her. And granted, she is a very good actress and she is funny and she's very successful as a person. But you brought her back four times like. It wasn't good enough to win.
No, and the thing that I think pisses me off the most about it, and it's the last thing I have to say about it, is that when she should have won the last time she was on, and they gave it to somebody else because, and don't get me wrong, that Queen did good. Nothing against Kylie, but Gingerman should have won that season and they wanted to give it to a trans person, which is fine for a trans person to win, but I don't think Kylie won that season. No,
I don't. I think that they rigged it on Ginger on that one. But she definitely should have won last season. She should not have come back this time. This could have been Kylie's season. Yeah. Anyway, moving on. RuPaul is a disappointment. Goodbye.
You guys have been saying that for a few years now that you thought it was rigged?
Yeah, I've been, I see it every time because I, in my opinion, we haven't watched the last three episodes, but in my opinion, the winner should have come from the orange bracket.
Yeah,
it from the person that the very first queen, last queen that stepped through the door on the orange bracket, you were like, oh my God, so good. So good. And she didn't lose. So that's
crazy.
She should have been the clear winner. And that's how, that's all I have to say on it. So yeah, I think it's rigged.
She didn't even make it past her first lip sync. Yeah. On her season. No, in the finale. Wow. Wow.
That's crazy.
That's fucked up. She slipped. Yeah, but yet someone slips in another finale, lip sync and gets crowned. Yeah. Kylie slipped on the stage on her
thing.
Wow.
Anyway, it does not matter. It's rigged. It's awful. We'll watch the next one in the first episode. I'm sure we'll know who's gonna win. Hmm.
But
anyway, but now that they're doing it takes fun away. Yeah.
Now that they are dubbing the international seasons, we could potentially watch and review some of those because they may be better. Yeah. Maybe more fair. But on the topic of paramount. Paramount bent to the will and the wand of Trump and they stopped airing anything on the leaks of the Epstein list.
Can we go back for a second? You're saying paramount and I'm thinking mounting multiple the objects and then you said they bent to the Well,
what
the hell? Get your mind out the gut.
Oh my God. The voices have taken over. That was funny. Anyway, sorry.
But yeah, so they, they were called out by Colbert and then they canceled his show.
Hmm.
And then South Park called them out in their premier episode and. That's the parent company for Comedy Central, so that's pretty funny. I just think
that they don't want Trump to have any more blowouts in the old office.
That's all he is been doing. That place must stink. It was ting shit everywhere on the walls.
Just looked like Cheeto dust everywhere. Yeah. And then the room smells like death.
They're gonna have to redo the White House after this term.
It's orange now. It's
now the Orange House
won like that. She's fucking orange too. Didn't she
wanna make it pink or something?
She should wanna make it less. Immigrant friendly, no more immigrant friendly. More immigrant
friendly.
Yes.
That's what I meant more. Sorry. Before I wrap up our little new segment here, I just wanna mention that Kesha's album came out a couple weeks ago. It's amazing. She's back to her old sound. Love it.
I love you. But if I hear joy ride one more time from your mouth. I'm going to fucking throw myself downstairs. Joy Ride. Oh my God, it's so annoying. I'm sure she's great and I'm happy that she's happy and can afford drugs again. But I am, I'm good. I'm good with Kesha's music right now.
That makes one of us. I'm not, I'm totally into it, but if you know you're more up to date with what's going on with influencers, then your health insurance premium, you're not alone. I'm there with you. I have no clue what mine is. But tag us in the craziest headline or DMS with a crazy headline that you heard this week, and maybe you'll get featured on next week's spot. I think that Peter might have something for us next. Before I do that,
oh boy.
Issa, have you heard anything in the fitness world? Any absurd trends that are going on besides the women straddling the fucking machines?
I'm gonna be honest. No, I haven't heard anything New. Women are always straddling the machines, by the way. They don't. I don't know.
Does that actually help?
No, it doesn't. It doesn't do anything. The thing, the only difference is, okay, so we're talking about the good girl, bad girl machine.
I wasn't just talking about the ab objector. Oh,
Jesus Christ. I don't even wanna know what you're talking about. Don't ride, don't straddle the bike seats. Okay.
Like why? Why do they do it? Do they think that, is it just to look sexy or do they think that it doesn't look sexy? They're
working their glutes
for what?
I don't know. I'm gonna be honest. When you do those machines and you're standing up and you look ridiculous, so like you're dropping down and getting your eagle on. It's working the glutes, supposedly they think it's working more. Your glutes have five different parts to it. Let's be honest. You're only working one part when you do that, and you look absolutely fucking ridiculous when you're doing it. So please don't just sit in the fucking seat. Okay?
I just thought it was like a real thing. I thought it did something other than. Look like you're squatting to take a shit.
No, they think they're getting a better stretch on the glutes and they're making their glutes wider and it's you have to work a lot more parts of it to do that.
Why do women wanna make their ass bigger when they can't Really? They can do anal, but they don't have prostate. So it's like a waste just 'cause guys like it.
I yeah, I was gonna say girls like it too, but. It's not necessarily to make your ass look bigger for sex purposes. It's just to feel better about yourself so you have more curves.
Ah. At least they still can't do anal so
Well. I'm not growing my ass for anal. I'm just growing it, so I look a little more curvy, but thank you. I don't wanna be a pancake ass stud. She
don't want Trump ass.
No, I don't want Trump ass, I don't want my jeans sagging down my ass either. Can we talk about that for a second? I'm spiraling. Fuck it. I am sick and tired of people walking around with their pants hanging off their ass. There are belts, buy pants that fucking fit. Nobody wants to see your ass crack. And the more you walk around like that, I hope somebody fucking actually grabs your ass and takes advantage of you. Pull your fucking pants up.
You have the ones that are like, it's just hanging off the tip of their penis. 'cause it's so far down. Or on their
fucking knees. Come on.
That excuse has been used for women like don't dress like that if you don't want it. Don't dress like that if you don't want it. 'cause that's what it says to people,
right. Why can't you just pull your pants up?
Your whole my goal anyway? All right, so let's play a little game. We're gonna call this d Lulu or factual. I'm just gonna read some statements to you D Lulu, just 'cause I like the
word
you're gonna tell me if you think they're d lulu or they're factual. You ready?
Ready.
Okay. So the first one, parents were given deceased son's brain by funeral home. Oh, okay. Factual. I'll actually read that. Circumstances first. Oh, before we decide. Oh,
I already decided.
So two funeral homes allegedly gave grieving parents their son's brain in a box instead of ashes sparking a lawsuit. Factual Ulu. It's factual. There has been a report, there has been reported in the Associated Press. Complete with lawsuit details and unfortunately for everyone, real court filings, welcome to 2025. Does it say where it was? It does not but it is factual. And this was as of 7 25.
No, the only reason I ask is remember I read that headline about the funeral home that was shut down.
Mm-hmm. So I'm just, it could be,
yeah.
If you guys wanna research this for yourself. It was sourced from AP News.
Why would they do that?
I don't know. It probably was a mistake, but that's pretty fucked.
Before I bury this body, let me just do a lobotomy.
Yeah. Let me just don't tickle his brain. I don't get
it.
Why?
Why? Okay. I'm just, maybe his parents want it.
Maybe they did and then I just wanted to file a lawsuit. Who cares? It's weird. It is
weird.
So number two, a man created giant trolls out of recycled trash to promote environmental awareness. So Danish artists Thomas Damo made massive wooden trolls out of recycled junk and plopped them in places to get us thinking green. This
is factual. I
was gonna say factual.
You're right. Because the troll statues in Rhode Island are replicas of them.
Oh look, you learn something new every day.
Look at you, Mr. Rhode Island.
So international art project, those trolls are Instagram famous and tourists can't stop taking selfies with sustainable giants, saving the planet, but make it look like horror. So next one is someone started a petition to cancel summer and got 14,000 signatures. You may have heard about a Petition to Cancel summer due to scorching global temps and climate anxiety. Thousands signed. No.
No way. D Lulu.
It has to be d Lulu. You're right. I just like
that word.
This one is a glorified meme. No credible news sources to back it up, but honestly, wouldn't you sign it after last month's seat? Yes. Essentially. Anyway. Next one. This one's a little news from across the pond. British lawmaker ordered to meow in Parliament as punished for lateness, A recent viral claim set a British MP was made to meow, allowed in Parliament as a humorous penalty for being late to session
Factual.
I I, it's so crazy.
It sounds like it might be real. It's still Lulu Damn. Dammit. I really wanted it to be real.
I did too. This rumor went wild on X, but parliamentary records show it never happened through a few alarm makers have made cat noises over the years. Nobody's been formally sentenced to meo, wishful thinking for chaotic governance. I guess.
I think that's why I thought it was real. I think I saw a ex post about it at some point.
Yeah. That's where it allegedly started. But last one Carissa is leading right now. Yes, A TikTok user claimed a man was stopped climbing the US Mexico border wall under New Trump policy.
D Lulu.
Hold on. Supposedly Trump error enforcement snagged a man live on video, attempting to climb no dlo. You're both wrong. It's factual. What this is a real story, real incident, officially reported proof that sometimes the most memeable alines are depressingly real. He was trying to climb
out of the United
States, right? Yes. Right. That's where I was gonna go with that. I don't fucking blame him nowadays.
Get the fuck outta here me
out. From a brain in the box, the troll sculptures and wild fake meow punishments, reality is out weirding fiction at this point. I'd say but if you see any outlandish political penalty involving animal noises, it's pure internet. D Lulu for now. So if you guys want more, you want this to become a permanent segment, send in your weird headlines and we'll call them out. D Lulu or Factual with full punchlines and receipts. Back to you, Riha.
All right, next thing I wanna talk about is these new TikTok trends. Have you guys heard about the Jet Two holidays, tiktoks?
I know what it is, but I don't. I am.
I love them. Yeah.
I can't give you any specific
one. They have been popping up in my TikTok like crazy.
His algorithm loves him.
Yeah, I lately my algorithm rhythm has been great. Actually it's been very in sync with your mothers. We see the same videos all the time. But anyway, it's this sound, I believe it was from like 2023 or 2024. And it pairs a Jess Glynn song with a overview of a Jet Two holiday sale. And typically someone pairs it with a TikTok of something. A Taurus is doing that they shouldn't be, or something really terrible happening on a vacation.
I've seen ones where the chairs on the beach are being blown away or the whole, everything on the beach gets washed away in a wave. The last one that I saw was these three girls in a waterfall that came let. Lepto cirrhosis. Am I saying that right? Leptospirosis? Yeah. And it said no, no swimming 24 7. They're just like partying in the waterfall.
Oh, good
fucking brain eating bacteria.
Let's drink lots of alcohol and swim in a fucking contaminated body of water. Yeah. Or we're on vacation. A place that we're, it's foreign to us. Good idea.
The Cau Cassidy. Yeah. Can't too, huh?
Can't I Fucking can't.
How about the one where it was the girl in South Africa? Oh, the influencer. She was swimming. Blonde Vic. She's oh, the wall is so nice out here. Not trying to dig in. He did such a good
accent though,
so that was not a South African accent. I can't do it. But she's like, the water's so great come in and there's this foam all over the top of the water. Like
It's salty.
Yeah, it's salty. It's gross and it's nice drinking it. She was jumping under it and stuff, and the foam was all over and on her face and she was fucking run. Sewage. She was swimming in sewage. Oh, the stuff we smell in Puerto Rico? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, good. She was swimming in it and she's like, oh, it's so nice. It's so nice. You should come in. And then people clued her in.
People were commenting on it. Does she know she's swimming in sewage? Does she
fucking
smell it?
Apparently not. Oh
my God.
Again, the cau Cassidy.
What is wrong with people?
She's just, it's like when you boil chicken. And you get that whole frothy foam on the top. It's all the like
the scrubs. Bat and shape. Yep.
Yep. On the top. Yeah. That's what the ocean look
like. And it's a weird color. Yeah.
Disgusting. Yeah. If water looks like paintbrush water, you probably shouldn't get in it. I agree. And it has a foam and it's not a latte. You shouldn't get in it. Yeah. Just no. I don't wanna get in anywhere that has a fucking foam. I don't even like the foam pits when you get go to the club.
Oh, remember the ball pit when you were a kid? Yeah. Remember you would just like willingly jump into that and it'd always smelled like pee.
Yeah. How many kids peed in there?
So many. And we still jumped in it
that's one of those things, you never want them to take the balls outta that pit 'cause you know you're gonna find something you don't want to see in there.
There's probably shitty diapers in there. Yeah.
You would always dive in face fairs. A ball gets stuck in your mouth. You know how many people have licked that ball? Oh, oh God. You're frolicking around in it. How many people have peed? How many people have shit in there? How many parents have gotten in there with their sweaty ass sack? Ugh. Yeah. Think about these things. I don't wanna, anyway, that was like a COVID breeding one.
What is, have you guys heard about the brat summer? 'cause I don't know. I don't have a clue what this is. Brat Summer. Indie sleaze. Yeah. All I
know is the brat thing is like brats makeup.
Yes. Like Brett
Dolls.
Yeah. And do you remember like the shoes that they wore? The crazy. Tall like platforms, they were like, yeah, clunky shoes, right? The Spice
Girl shoes,
those are coming back in the tiny skirts and stuff that cover like nothing.
Ooh, a lot of the WNBA players are dressing like that.
Cover yourself with a scrunchie. I'm learning
all these new words today because I didn't, I'm like, I don't know what this means, but yes, A lot of the WNBA players dress like that.
How, what does it cover? They're like eight
feet tall. It doesn't cover anything.
It's oh my God. Do you like my top? Where is it? Right? Where's the wrap? Did it shrink? Same
thing with the skirts too. The skirts are, it's super, super tiny, and then they're wearing those big platform shoes. Oh
God. So the trend originated because of Charlie Xc X's Brat album, and the fact that she has this like unapologetic, minimalist style hooker. Yeah. Where it's it's messy, but it's okay. Yeah. And then that compared with this like emergence of. A reemergence of indie sleaze. This kind of early two thousands grunge, punk thing that was coming back in fashion and in some music right now. Hmm. Is that like thrombo? I like him. Mm-hmm. That with the nostalgia that's been growing all came together.
The like La Booboo trend. Labu trend, LA Booooo
fucking lab booboos. Don't even get me started with those little fucking things. Mm-hmm.
But all of that merging together, we've got these new trends, and I will post this on our social media when I find it, but I have this video of these girls in a fashion show in these insane shoes that literally look like they took them from a brat stall.
Can we just rewind back here that has Charlie XCX might be like the Gen Z person that has reinvented them. However those shoes came from Baby Spice.
Yes, they did.
So I guess she's keeping it in the UK fan, but they came from baby space, so she started the trend and I don't know who wants to put a scrunchie on as a skirt. But it's not cute.
No, not for hairpiece and not as a skirt.
No, it's not cute either way. No. Like what? Come on. That breeze should be enough on the lips to cover up. I don't know. Is there no sensitivity down there? I am a gold stargaze, so I don't, you can
probably feel the breeze. Let's be honest. I know I feel a breeze if my ass crack is hanging out. Yeah, so the front bu
hangs out and it's cold too.
It's again, frigid day down there.
A cold day in hell.
Yeah. I haven't heard of the Indie LEAs though, but I guess it makes sense because a lot of these new artists that are coming up, they sound very reminiscent of the end of the eighties, very nineties, early nineties. Yeah. Yeah,
I agree.
And a lot of the styles are more on the edgier, side too, which I feel like fits more into that indie sleaze, grunge type aesthetic. Trying to grasp the words there for a second.
Yeah. Since we decided to talk about absolute ridiculousness, and I know Sean and I have watched it, but Carissa, do you. Do you know anything about the Amy Bradley cruise ship disappearance?
Listen, I know a little bit. This lady got lost in 1998 on a cruise ship. That's all I know. That's as far as it gets. I haven't watched it, but I have heard about it and people have told me I should watch it, so I guess I gotta get on it. Your
dad is still asking what happened to Amy Bradley?
You know, I don't know about him. Sometimes
we have to tread lightly here because they are trending again. But just it's really not that uncommon for people to go missing. About 200 plus people go missing on cruise ships. Yeah, because they fucking get drunk
and fall overboard, or they never get back on the damn ship because they're fucking drunk wherever they stop.
Sorry. Let me, people are just drunk.
They're just drunk.
Lemme rephrase. I'm very upset. Rephrase that. It's 200 plus people go have gone missing on cruise ships since 2000. Oh, okay. Yeah. And 70% of them are unresolved right now. So
Sharks, kidnappings drunk, drownings drunk. Drunk,
drowning, and
drunk. Drunk.
I know that most of the time if someone goes just fed up with their life goes overboard. They're not found
if you, let's be honest, if you go overboard, you don't want to be found.
If you go
overboard, you, that's a good point You had to try. In my opinion, that's very like the most dramatic. Yes. If you had to, if you're going overboard on a cruise ship, you have to try. If you're doing it over your own volition.
Did you see the other day that it's a chore? Somebody fell overboard off the icon from the pool. The icon of the seas.
Yeah. Your mom was iconic.
Yeah, it's very iconic. And the funny, wait, the funniest part of that was when mom was showing the video. To dad. Mm-hmm. She goes, look, it's the same thing you were doing when you were flopping like a mermaid into the other hot tub.
Oh my God, that ship is too big. It's too big. It should not you. And you can't even manage that many people on a fucking cruise ship. There are 9,000 people on that damn shit.
That's a lot of people.
Yeah. I'm surprised more people haven't gone over on it.
A lot of people haven't tried the mermaid trend, I guess.
They try. They're trying to get their whole new album on. It is a whole new world when you go from the freaking cruise ship isn't to the Atlantic ISN Ocean, isn't that? Yes. That's what I said, Sean, you shouldn't be singing Aladin. Bring that back part of your world. They definitely went and became part of the world there. I could not, I would just drown me, just drown myself if I fell off a cruise ship as I am terrified of the ocean.
If you fall off a cruise ship, the shark's coming for you. Sorry, just saying, if
I fall off a cruise ship, I will make myself chum
a lot of protein.
I will chum myself. He's swimming towards the propellers. I couldn't miss those if I tried. But yeah, this basically a woman who, a lesbian woman, and I'm going to say that because she came out to her parents before they went on the cruise and their parents didn't accept that. Mm-hmm. Went missing on the cruise ship on the third port. Was it third or fourth port? They left from San Juan.
I remember that.
Yeah. And she went missing in Caro. First off, I'm gonna tell you the antics that I am, I'm not pleased with this woman went missing and she literally had four nations come to look for her. If a brown person fell off a cruise ship, you're lucky if one comes out in a dinghy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Four
people. Did
she have a lot of money? Was she rich? It
they were, it looked like they may have had. Yeah, money from what we could tell in the documentary, but it didn't specify.
Yeah, they didn't specify like the means, but they were giving like a $500,000 reward
and the house, it's a lot of money. The house that they showed, if it was really their house was a very big, very beautiful house.
So her parents still have her duffle bag with all of her stuff from the cruise on in their attic. So they opened it again on the documentary and all of our stuff was like Brown and then Ziploc bags and stuff. It was very creepy.
That is super creepy.
But the thing with her story is that she went missing in 1998 and there have been sightings of her to this day. Yeah. On both Barbados and Ow. So they think she was sold into sex trafficking. Sex slavery. And another weird thing, and I don't, I'm sorry, not sorry if you haven't watched it but every year around birthdays. Holidays. Barbados has an IP address that keeps clicking on their family photos and stuff on socials and lingers and everything. So they believe that she's still alive.
It's creepy. Yeah.
So anyway, she went missing 1998 and the, she's been all over the media ever since then. There was a Navy person that saw her in carousel or claims to have seen her. And then there was a lady that we didn't believe on the documentary that says she saw her in Barbados. And lo and behold, that was the last place in the IP address where she was spotted. So yeah,
I remember watching it. Wow. And being like, I don't know if I believe that lady. And then. The other information came out later on and I'm like, oh, maybe she was telling the truth. Yeah.
Maybe she's living her best life in Barbados.
Yeah,
maybe she is.
She was just like, fuck it, I'm gay. Nobody likes me. I'm gonna go live here.
The running theory is that she went into, she was sold into sex slavery and that she has children there.
Oh, damn.
So they must, they think that they're holding the children from her.
Or that they could be threatening her family saying oh, if you do or say anything, then
yeah.
That will hurt them.
That's weird,
right? Yeah. Very sad.
Yeah, it is very sad. But there's nothing we could do about it. She got media coverage. Her parents been looking for years. They have a reward out for her. She has her own Netflix documentary now, so she's still famous.
She's making bank. Yeah. And living in Barbados. That's, I stand on that. That's my running theory. I stand on that.
That's my running theory is that her parents are just cashing in. She's just living, drinking, fucking drinks on the beach and bari,
she got lost on purpose. Yeah.
Anyway. So yeah, that, that's the whole Amy Bradley thing. But tell us everyone, would you ever board a cruise ship after this? Tell us your surprising vacation story for a future segment. Haunted or hilarious. We want both. Yes. Take it away, Sean.
All right. So let's just do some rapid fire hot takes. I'm gonna read some off. I want to know what you guys think about them. Do you agree? Do you disagree? Hmm. Okay,
I'm ready.
Pineapple on pizza. I love it. Oh, love it. So you do not agree that it is a crime? It is not a crime. No. It's a crime to not eat it. Sweet,
sweet and savory is the way to go.
I 100% agree. I cannot. Understand the discourse behind pineapple and pizza,
in my opinion, California, sorry, but broccoli doesn't belong on a pizza unless it's a vegetarian pizza. It does not belong on a pizza is not a singular topping. No, it's not a singular, no, no, no, no, no. Do not come from my pineapple and ham. Crocs. Fuck that. Fuck
that shit.
Oh my God. They're ugly. I'm
never wearing them. I don't care how fucking comfortable they are. They're awful looking.
Can I just tell a quick story? I was at the doctor's the other day and I'm waiting to get blood work done and I can overhear these, sorry, white people talking about Crocs and how nice Crocs are. Crocs are so nice. No, they're not. They look stupid.
I really hate them. I hate when people buy those little trinkets to put on 'em. And then you got the ridiculous people that put on the little plows to kick the snow.
Have you seen the ones, the little toes?
No.
You can put toes in the holes. Mm-hmm. So it looks like your toes are poking out and they're hairy.
That's sexy.
It's cute.
Yeah. Lemme just slide my foot into an amoeba and then poke my toes out so you can like. Battle night digits. Nasty fucking people. Anyway, sorry.
Alright, so we've got a, how do you feel about this statement? Not everything is a trauma response. I agree. Sometimes you're just being rude. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you're
just an asshole. Agreed.
It's not even, sometimes more people, often than not now are assholes.
That's a good point.
Alright. TikTok Capitalism, is it an addiction or is it community building addiction?
It's an addiction.
Yeah. I agree. I
agree.
I thought at first it was great for like small businesses, but now it just is getting a little on hand. It's great for the small
minded,
Kesha's new album versus Taylor's last album.
That's like ecstasy and coke. They're so different. I don't know. I like Taylor's, but I don't know. I like think I like Taylor's because you've been. Playing Kesha so much.
I'm excited that Kesha's back.
Yeah, I am too.
Taylor has just been like, she's been consistent for a long time.
Yeah. I will say Ke Taylor's album is overall a better album. Kesha's is more exciting because Chris has said, Taylor's been is consistent, she's been consistent. We always know she's gonna give us something good. Right. Kesha has had a few questionable ones, especially. I enjoyed the album she did before this one. It was weird though. It was really weird. So it was nice to see her do something that's a little bit more, for lack of a better word, mainstream,
yeah. It's been a long time since we heard her in the news in general.
Right.
And she's been everywhere. Yeah. So good
for her. But I think Taylor's album was better. Last hot take, and I don't know if Chris has heard anything about this, but maybe she has mistress for All Stars. 11. No. Fuck that. No,
absolutely not.
Don't bring her back. Don't bring her on the show ever again. She sucks. We hate her. Her initials literally are men and
black. Black.
The only thing I know about this is what you guys have told me.
I can't stand her. Her name is Mistress Isabelle Brooks. But the acronym is Man in Black or Me. Okay. Miserable Brooks. Yeah. Miserable Idiot Bitch. Yeah. How about that? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. She
shouldn't come back at all. Listen, keep your hot tickets coming. Everyone send them to us, DM us. Comment to us, tag us in your drama so we can laugh about it, read you whatever, we're down for it. But really we just want to see who can send us the most hilarious thing. And maybe we'll name a drink after you in an upcoming week. Yes.
And Sean now has his whole minisodes with making drinks. Yes.
I like it. I like it. Our first mocktail should be coming out tonight, so tune into our socials to see a video of us trying that.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun, but I'm gonna have the cocktail version cock. Tail, and I'm just gonna stand in
the background and look cute.
Why? You're not gonna drink the mocktail. He's making a mocktail.
Yeah, I can drink the mocktail, but I wanna look cute while you guys make it.
Let's be honest. Chris is gonna smolder in the background. That's it. Just
smile devilishly. Call that
the riz. Fucking ridiculous. What does that mean anyway? I'm not even gonna say it. Sorry.
I don't know what it means, but spiraling is only healthy if it's communal. Group therapy in podcast form is good for everyone.
If the world's gone, d Lulu might as well commit to the bit
Who knows if we've changed anything, but if you laughed, learned or felt less alone, share with your fellow disasters. Until next time. This has been apocalypse and avocados. We'll catch you later. Bang, bye.