All right, wow. Here we are yet again. One more Day into the world with our special guest. Wes you all, by the way. Hey How you doing? I love how much you yap right before we start and then you just get nervous during the intros. And then you know, Wes here is what we like to call well, for a while we were calling Yeah. That means so much. He was like the doll the dollar store was. He fucking sucks. What he's not gonna tell you is we actually used to call you discount curantos.
What we never didn't have to do. I've always been better than that guy. Really? Always been better than me. I wanna hear why?'Cause he's never been white. Tell us about the stories. So apparently you met him. You met him when you're out there, huh? Yeah, I met him. I went to Malaysia, we hung out, we did stream.
And um tell me about the experiences. You know how they say most streamers you meet them and they're uh like different when they're off stream? That's the same thing. Yeah. So how is he different off stream? He's just a little He is it reminds you of you know there's like two types of black guys. There's like two types of black guys. There's like the hood black guys and the anime black guys. He's the fattest, cringest jerks off to the most lolliporn version of an anime black guy.
But on stream he thinks he's a thug, so he just tries to start shit with everyone. Good interaction so far. I'm I was like I was typing out my thing on on Twitter. Uh lollies. I was like, Do I didn't think derail my movement? Yeah. You know what? I don't care. Sorry. Uh comedy show, no politics here.
Can we talk about politics? Can we just shake it up, talk politics with a guy who knows nothing all about politics? Whatever the fuck you want to talk about. Steve Boom. Do you want to out of our bet yet? You gonna you wanna pay out bet? What was our what did we fuck? What did we even bet? Five K. No, was it was it one to one? Yeah. We bet one to one and now Trump's got a hella favourite. I'll give you a buyout if you want.
It's like a one point sixer, which means I've got like forty percent odd. I mean you're you're right. You're you d argue politics on the internet while you're built five four and I'm sure you don't want that I'm betting on the guy almost got shot on and dropped the hardest fucking album cover of all time. You can't lose an election. No, I mean where you what is can you okay, you're a gambler guy, right? Yeah, that's all I do. That's it. Can you explain um
What? Is this the first time we've ever seen each other in real life? No. Remember we met at uh Uh TwitchCon twenty nineteen when I step through Remember you're on the roof, you were super high, sitting in the corner of the vessel. Yeah, yeah. I thought I was super drunk and I thought it was like a miniature dance floor and I and I stepped on it, turns out it was a
Skylight? You thought the skylight was a m how many miniature dance floors on roofs do you cover? I've never seen one. That's why I was so excited. I was like holy shit, I'm gonna bust a groove up here and then I stepped on it and just immediately broke through the window. Okay, do you know what polymarket is? No. Oh, is that one of those bedding things?
Okay, never mind. No, no, I've seen it. It's uh I see it promoted on the Well he's trying to find out if it's a scam or not. I was gonna have a question because uh what I've been reading, I haven't done any digging into it, but what I've been reading is that Poly Market is like super uh
rigged at the moment. That like four people have basically dumped between them like twenty to a hundred million dollars or whatever voting in favor of Trump on polymarket with the idea of being that it could convince people that Trump has a higher chance of winning than they did'cause the odds on polymarket I think are like Sixty five Wait, that won't matter. Do you realize how protect that is?
If you if you put like a lot of money into betting lines to skew them in one way or the other, it'll actually change the way people vote. It'll ignore policy. It might, yeah, but then my question is Because money matters. Well nothing else does. Are you familiar with the concept of arbitrage? Mm mm. Is that like a world uh Do you ever been on horses or anything? Have I ever ridden a horse?
No, I want to. He's like, if I ever fuck the horse. Okay, fuck me. I don't kill me. What do you want to know? What do you want to know? This is my one. The question is how can the odds be so strange? skewed on a platform that's allowing people to bet money when the odds aren't anywhere near like that. Yeah, that's my question. But how are the odds so skewed? Because I think'cause there's a a fee. Oh yeah, but the fee can't be
Over n to overc like if it was like fifty four forty six, I don't know. I don't know how the arbitrage can be not ca hasn't like fucked all the other markets up yet. Some people are saying it's starting to have an effect on predicted, but I feel like it would have a significant impact because the odds are almost like seventy thirty on poly market. That's like the the the voting or whatever. And on other markets it's like forty five, fifty five at most. No, I've seen I've like the one one through
Steak Steak is uh What a great company, by the way, right? Isn't Steak just like an amazing company? Let's just talk about how cool they are. Well we scream on their site, don't we? I thought you were doing this because you thought I was like paid by them. I'm not sponsored by them. Uh but what I was saying is no, I used to a long time ago. Who do you have your gambling sponsored through? Do you really want me to talk about it? Can I just ask? I'm just curious. It's called Shuffle, right?
Fuck shuffle. Fuck I hope they fucking fail. I love'em. I think steak and kicker were gonna be. Anyway. Uh but the lines there I saw if you bet like a thousand on Trump and you would get like sixteen hundred, and if you bet a thousand on Kamal, you get like two point two grand. So it's pretty
Trump's a pretty heavy favorite based on those betting lines. I And then what what site was that on? That was on stake. That's where I looked. I thought'cause that's like anytime I do a sports bet I look through stake. Huh. So I would lose two grand. No no no, you pay me three thousand. Why would I do that when I know I'm gonna win though? Do you truly think that? You don't wanna buy out Okay, that's fine, I'll take your full five, you fucking idiot. You wanna double it?
I don't know that much. What do you do, man? Like if if you if the if she loses, right? What's your next tech? Is it just shitting on Trump for four years waiting for the next one? I think basically it's finding out what are the five things that matter the most to me in terms of like how I live my life.
And then which countries around here have those five things available? You're doing this And then which one do I go to? Ha ha you're one of these retards. Well you actually you would wanna go to one that uh also isn't gonna be so easily toppled to just be the next trump and six segway? You could move to Israel. Whatever happened to those? The segues. Hold on. I'm so sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Rewind. I just cut off you had a joke. Okay.
He said, Do you have a six cyclate? Okay, let's pretend that it just happened, okay. So yeah, you're good what were you saying? You could move to Israel. I could move to Israel. What does that have to do with the West? No, no, you can't say it no I j I j I killed your joke. No no no I went to reread it. You can't go to just read it. Because when August does the edit, it'll look like you're doing it live and everybody on the other.
Yeah, you you just said you have to move to a country that's not gonna topple immediately. You you can't just like move to a country that without knowing it. It could be toppled right away. Well, you could always move to Israel, Dan. Doing scripted content is hard, right? Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok All strong for like twelve hours, dude, when I do like Jubilee stuff, I feel like an actual fucker.
I need you to look into the camera and say, My name is Destiny. I stream on YouTube and today I'm gonna be debating for Kamala Harris over Donald Trump. And I have to do like there are like thirty people around me and I have to do this take like eight times. And I'm like, I feel like a fuck
And I'm like, Can you put like a screen reader up for me or something? Like I can't do this. My name is Destiny. I um stream on Twitch. Uh or I mean I'm sorry, you two it's like again. I want to support Biden over Tri I mean Harris, like I'm like Oh my god. And then she and then she then she's like, We can do two takes and I'm like, It's two sentences. Like I actually am a retard now.
You're never getting hired again by them, man. Anyway. Why would he go to Israel? Yeah, why would I go to Israel? What was the joke? Because I'm like paid by the masod? You're an analyst. Okay. That's Yemen, you fucking re card. Well, hey, three years ago Hassan didn't know the difference of those on a map, so it breeched back in Are you surprised that him and Hassan still hate each other so much? No. What do you mean?
Mortal enemies. It's the world's greatest, longest. I'm the Gary Oak to his Ash Ketchem, except it like once halfway through the first season. If they ever reconcile it would ruin the whole anime. I didn't ask Bahaim. Fuck you, Richard. I'm speaking how I want to speak. Uh it would kill it. I gotta talk to uh Shlomo Bieperstein real quick and have him send you over and it got fucking stolen.
Don't ever steal my joke. We don't steal jokes here. I've never stolen a joke in my entire life. You stole a joke yesterday, and you know why I know you stole a joke? Because I was gonna steal the same joke and then I saw that you stole it. I've never I was reading an LSF thread and then the top post was like Uh one of us has to be in the ashes of B B and I was like, Oh dude
I was just gonna do it. Yeah, because it's a good part of fat chip. Well I try not to. You can't. Well, because you should be made fun of for your religion. Wait, they didn't show- Yeah, but you chose you were born the religion. Yeah, but you weren't born molded by it. Yes, I was. I'm a product I would say my why I got to four hundred pounds and the average Islamic person is the exact same reason. Oh yeah. Stupid fucking parents.
It's the same thing, it's not their fault. Alright, well make fun of both. Where I uh I don't co sign that. I'm sorry. You really think that if I buy a nest, you think that it'll go behind that thing, it'll fit perfectly? No, I'm gonna have to drill a hole in all, but it's fine.
I mean it'll it'll hook up perfectly. The wires are there, yes. What's that? So it doesn't have like a I need a way to turn that ACF without having to get up. I can do everything on my iPad without having to stand up, but I don't like to get up and like
Well no, because it looks bad on camera when I stamped. Like it's you don't see it right now, but it switches scenes based on who's talking, the whole thing. I was like, Are you pressing a button or something? No, no. So what if we all talk at once? Then it goes to a wide? Oh wow. And if we start talking back and forth long enough, it'll just start randomly looking at you, then looking at me, so that there's like kind of a good contrast, the whole thing.
Wow. You basically beck in this bitch. Yeah, we turned Lycan's job into uh th you just realized that you didn't need a human. It's something funny about having a guy to ask to do things. You know what I mean? Like all the podcasts have a you know a Yeah, but that's like that's like another cost though. Oh. And an you know Millionaires. It's really hard to spend money.
Well, I mean I don't know what to tell you. Like uh if you don't like the aspect ratio, complain to Dan, it's his photo. Why would they not like the aspect ratio? How's it look? Let me see. Because it's two to one. It's not it first off, it's fine, right? It should just be a little bit cropped. Because we have chat on the side. Hold on. No, go back. Well no, wait a second. Hold on, hold on.
Captain Dissolution smoked in the reply. First of all, how what's your budget for guests? Look, this is how it looks. And they complain. I think I'm not going to be a little bit more. Well actually you know what's probably happening? See the bars are okay. You know what I bet is happening? I bet kick doesn't auto um Crop and they probably stretch. I bet if you want to kick a bit where like why why would they not autocrop? I don't know, go check. See. This is fucked up.
I don't like looking at yourself live kinda skizces me out. Oh yeah. Could you imagine like looking at yourself in a window while you're live talking to people? That doesn't it weird you're like when you're streaming at home, like just at the PC, do you have your OBS where you actually see your review? Why does it do this? What schizzos me the fuck out to see myself doing things. This doesn't make sense.
Why would it do this? Because Kick probably has their video player settings to only display a sixteen by nine aspect ratio. Yeah, but you're you're still broadcasting nineteen twenty by ten eighty. No I'm not. I'm broadcasting twenty-one sixty by ten eighty. Because you we have to double it to fit the channel. Otherwise there'd be no black bars on the YouTube thing, right? Oh. So kick is kind of uh Well, sorry to be a kick viewer.
YouTube doesn't do it though, right? No, I've got sound dampeners and I kill the fuses to the refrigerator. We turn that it's not schizo as opposed to no sound dampeners. That one looks fine. Yes, it's on YouTube. YouTube always looks fine. Uh yes. That's fucking people that need like white noise and shit, I don't understand why you guys I sometimes put on bird noise.
And I have a fan, I have a like a what's bird noises. How would that put you to sleep? It's like you're like trying to sleep and all of a sudden you're sleeping in the fucking jungle, bro. You're like Tarzan. Yeah. People in the jungle don't sleep well because they think a tiger is about to fucking molest them. Like Malaysian people don't sleep in the jungle. I'm sleeping in the metaphorical jungle.
I'm hearing a little bird noise, but I'm in a cozy room with a blanket. Yeah, but you're not gonna hear if someone breaks into your downstairs apart like whatever. Yeah, you won't hear it. Exactly because they're gonna like the door gets kicked in they they won't because they're gonna kick it in and it's gonna sound like uh like a tiger growl.
'Cause I I'm a super heavy sleeper. I'll sleep through getting murdered. I slept through when I was a kid getting a tornado ripping the roof off of our house. Really? And I just th I woke up to no roof. Mm-hmm. So yeah, if that ever happened if you ever wanna well there's nothing in my house, but if you ever just want to kill me I don't know if he's making fun of me or if he's agreeing with me with his tweet. I can't tell him. Captain Dill disillusioned my hero. What do you say?
It's uh he tweeted something and then I like made a retarded comment about it. He still does matter. What do you mean he's awesome? Yeah, not right now no. Oh my god, typing is so hard. Holy shit. Uh YouTube or Twitter? Twitter.
Where have I seen this guy from? This is a guy. What does he do in his YouTube videos? Action safe margins. Why waste all this time trying to capture the perfect take when you can just make an editor clean it all up L O L I think you're having the type of hot take that my tweet is making fun of. But that but what he's saying is true. I am like the first response.
When when he does that, I think you are dot dot dot I can't tell if he's like knows that I'm being sarcastic or if he's questioning it or I don't I can't tell. Well you know the best way to respond to that? Call him a racial slur? Sure. No pedophile. It's Twitter.
Yeah, that can get a lot of people. Yeah, but now that you're not going to be able to own Twitter, nobody cares about pedophiles anymore. You're gonna get visibility. Speaking from the pedophiles, they do fucking care, okay? I haven't had a Twitter in over a year because I made a joke that I was a pedophile. That we're not safe on Twitter either. That was a joke? It was a joke. She was twenty two. I fuck a hot seven years after Jesus fuck. Sorry, dancer not to say that. Yeah.
It's like listen, we know you've served time, just let's not talk about it while we're on the show, right? Um his tweet is a meme and then my tweet is a m the meme response and then I don't know if his reply. Yeah. He doesn't get your meme. Just call him a retard. Oh my god, this Trump story broke. Can I read this real quick? Yep, here we go. Ready? Okay, so supposedly um six fifty three. So the story is about thirty minutes old.
So supposedly uh this is supposed to be a huge story breaking about Donald Trump that is another one supposed to sink his campaign. I don't think his campaign is syncable though because there are no standards for his behavior. Um Donald Trump groped me in what felt like a twisted game with Jeffrey Epstein, a former model alleged.
Uh Stacey Williams is the ex president whose spokesperson denied the allegations touched her in an unwanted sexual way in nineteen ninety three after I've seen her through some I already bored. Okay. What else do we have today? What happened to the statute of limitations? It's a public accusation, there is no statute of limitations.
You know, there's a weird thing, I didn't understand how it happened. In I think in New York there was a statute of limitations and they increased it um for people that were, I think, sexually assaulted as a child. Okay, that's fair. Well no, it's well worth it. Yeah, but how could you right? Like that's the whole thing, like you're How can you increase a statute of limitations once you're already outside of it? Does that make sense? By increasing it? So that now you're inside of it?
So like let's say that I say I think you molested me twelve years ago and I think it was just for civil liability, not for criminal. So let's say you molested me twelve years ago, but the statute of limitations is 10 years, and the past law is saying, actually, the statute of limitations could be 20 years, but now I can sue you for it.
Shut the fuck. Can you please can you just meet one I have to change this. I'm gonna do the Newman's guys. I I need you to speak into the microphone like you're uh like you Well maybe if your microphone adjust it. Loosen the arm raise it up and then tighten the arm. Okay. Speak in front of your like you're a fucking streamer. Dan, you need to speak to your
We're gonna get I'm gonna get the Newmans. I'll get the Newmans guys. It's okay. We'll switch it to and then you'll hear all the background noise and everyone's gonna be triggered and then I'm gonna be triggered. What? Tell me. You don't have like anymore? Who makes the drink?
With Dan and you are making the drinks. Yeah, but I think we have to leave. Yeah, we do. We have to get up and do it. That's outrageous. You should pay someone. Who? To make drinks. I don't give a fuck. They have bartender twelve dollars an hour. Real talk? We could pay like a really hot check to be here. Yeah. Yeah, would your wife be okay with that? Is your wife a cuck? Well if yes, then she would obviously went there. Is she one of those wives?
Yeah, go to Chip'd's or whatever the fuck. Is Chipandales a real is that a real place? Mm. In Seattle. Okay. That would go crazy. No one's ever done it.
All there is is made. Why are you saying femme boys, but it would be dick girls? Well trans slash femboys. You just have to look like a woman. I don't like why. So we're not taking any beard dudes who's like, I don't like the combination of those two things. Why? Because I don't think it's fair that there are men that are incredibly effeminate who are femboys.
And then you get these trans girls that are coming in and they're basically like it's like it's like steroids. You're using like performance drugs. Yeah, you can't do that. But everyone's got different preferences, just like every strip. Yeah, but then they have to call them. They're trans women or trans girls, they're not femboys.
This is a strip club. When the guys get in there, all they're thinking about is their dick, they don't give a fuck about the politics. Right? There isn't a voter registration center at the front of the fucking strip club. If it if I owned it though, I would.
Yeah, but I know I I didn't invite you to f as a co owner. I was just telling you about how I'm making I'm about to make a million dollars. Okay. That would go crazy though. Because no one specializes in it. You know who Hayden is, Darius' roommate? No. He's a gay kid. Anyway. Oh wait. His name's legacy. No. Anyway. Wait, doesn't Darius have like a trans roommate?
Oh Danny. Yeah, we're not talking not even trans, fake fuck. Anyway, uh but the legacy is like a gay dude, but he only fuck Girl like guys who look like chicks but have wiener. And I realized this is a a market, a part of the market that no one's capitalized.
You know, I was just on like mainstream Israeli press today. There are gonna be a lot of people from that country that are tuning in are like, What does this destiny guy talk about? Wait, hold on. What do you want from me? You and you invite me over. Hold on, let me let me just expose this You know what? I feel like half the Israeli people watching right now can't even speak half the fucking words.
Probably yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fembroy. And then they speak perfect English and they're like, Oh my god, dude, I do not uh my English is so bad so bad. Like what is it? When does that come from? The Hoktua? In English we spell it with like a C H, but there's a special symbol in Hebrew that it's but we don't have that noise. Oh and that makes the h thing. Do you speak uh Israeli to us? What's the language called? Hebrew. There's two Hebrew and Yiddish. The sabro. There's two? Yeah.
A long time ago, the ancient language of the Jews used to be Yiddish. And it's like a mix of when they were gonna make like their new country, the gu um basically the the guy that was behind it was like we're gonna speak probably our European languages and English and shit, because that's like the language of the world. And then one dude was like, What if we fucking spoke Hebrew? And then everybody was like We're not gonna all speak
But what if we really do it? And they're like, Okay, this is Hebrew. Unironically, yeah. Yeah, everybody speaks the Arab nobody speaks Yiddish. I don't think anybody speaks Yiddish. Well people speak Yiddish like uh older people in more When you do like your bar machine, it's a dying language, it's like Latin. No one's gonna fucking speak Yiddish in a hundred years. Uh fluent in Hebrew and fluent in Russian. Have you ever learned another language to fuck another type of woman?
No. Well I mean it's I think it's it's only But it the way I put it in it was effort to fuck like hundreds of women.'Cause I learned Thai to fuck Thai women. You're a white English guy. If you go to fucking Asia, people should just let yeah, you don't have to speak another women. No, no, no, no. I've turned like that I've do you have you seen Pretty Woman where he turns prostitut?
I've seen like cuts and comes. You know what I'm talking about at least? Sure. Yeah, that's that's the the strat. You just learn a little bit of their language, you do it, and suddenly they fall in love with you, you keep them for four months and you pay the price to fuck them one time and suddenly have a girl. You learn the language of a country that has prostitution and then you just turn prostitution.
You don't have to waste any of that time. You know that gay shit in the first couple of weeks where you're like, We're talking, oh, we're we're going on date, you skip all that. You fuck on the first day and then for everything else just like having a wife. Okay. Just Protec for the chat. Gotcha, Protector Thailand and I'm a master of this.
Do you think sex work should be legalized? Um I'm like fifty five percent yeah, forty five percent no. What's the forty five percent no? Um probably leads to an increase in trafficking and then maybe uh yeah but that's like saying the same then your the whole argument. Drugs, right? Oh sorry. Chat wanted to ask that when you were in Thailand if you saw Dan Clancy there. Yeah, he uh we got fucked by a ladybower together. Really? Sweet guy.
You heard let someone fuck you in the ass, either one of you? I could ask you, but you're not like the gay type. I heard he's a people pleaser. What do you mean by that, Daniel? Uh I heard that Dan Clancy's kind of like a pushover dick suck that like tries to be friends with everyone, basically. Based on what?
Just like, you know, the type of those are the worst people. The people that are just constantly like trying to be like liked by everyone, trying to be everyone's friend, but they're just kind of incompetent and shit at their job. Where's the animosity coming from, Dan? No, I was just, you know, d act trying to accurately describe him best as I've heard specifically. Yeah. I see. Sorry, I'll turn that off. Did you not see the big sign that says mute your phone before coming on set?
Uh no, because you don't have anything. This man meet me in the lobby with a briefcase, ask me to hold some fucking box, and then let another person scan us into the goddamn I'm sorry, what did you want a fucking limo with a red carpet rollout? What kind of profession? What are you looking for to come up here? He met you in the lobby and he brushed you up survey. Okay, can we talk about not professionalism? What's your budget for
Um eight dollars? You booked me in the most shittiest dog shit trash hotel on the planet. You're a millionaire. Talk to Dan. He does the finances. Talk to Dan. Talk to Dan. You should have. I mean No, you said no, we'll cover it. I was like, okay, this will be a nice place.
I get there. I wouldn't have covered it now that now that you told me how much money that you have, I would have never paid it. Yeah, exactly. Basically you scammed us. How did I scam you? You told me you would pay for it. I was like, okay, sure. We only like paying for the flying. We only pay for poor people. Now now that we're like a very important show, we don't we no longer need to uh Okay. Well the place uh
You already finished? Some of us drink uh for reasons, not to look cool on a fucking internet show. Yeah, you've lost all your reasons. You're rich, okay. You've graduated, you're Evolved Trailer Trash, you're in the Gul the Gulf Stream or whatever the fuck those big career are you are you have you checked the Ozempic to make sure you can mix alcohol with?
Okay, thanks. Isn't that kind of a dumb saying you d you don't lose your roots? Don't your roots literally grow out? No, but you always keep your roots. They literally Oh I guess I'm thinking of like tree or uh hair roots'cause those grow. No, you're doing a great job. What do we got on the thing today?
Me? Yeah. Well we got we got four things. We got drama, meme shit, politics and news. Wow. All right. What's the most interesting to you? Whatever just fucking run it right in right in order. Right in order. Twitch implosion. This is my favorite subject. Oh. Of course it is. Why? Is that a Jewish thing? Stan Cleansey fucking hates Jews. He does. I feel like I walked into an episode of uh Jewish guy. I I'm not sure. Uh he has no hair, he's old, everybody loves him, he's a pissed off Jew.
Uh not Seinfeld, Larry David. Larry David. Yeah, I walked in here and you were literally just Larry David. Just this fucking Jew hating piece of shit. Fucking I hate'em. DL Daniel Clancy, uh you bastard. Oh, where's my meta music? How long have you been working on your den impression? It's not it's not bad. I've seen better. Okay. You gotta make another drink now? Oh, yeah. I am funny. Oh dude. Imagine if we do a real life kicker keep and we get Rem here and we get some.
Yeah, but you know, I don't wanna it's uh it's cursed with uh his fucking disgusting stench. Who? Carontos Yeah. You shouldn't have let it uh die. You should have just paid me instead. By the way, I heard you didn't pay him shit. I thought he was getting paid well. He told me all the numbers when I was over there. But he talked I paid him three K a month. You treat him like a true third world black guy. Three K a month? Three K a month? Like a full time job.
He didn't do anything. And the show wasn't profitable. I know, I know. I think it's a big thing. Right? He did his he d he did his best. Or funny. Yeah, because I'm saying. Okay, well move to my twelve dollars. You understand that three cam I was probably like doubling the GDP of that country. It doesn't matter how much it does. How much does Bill Gates make a month? It doesn't matter what I make in a month. Don't dodge the question. She's not telling you. Would you tell us how much you make?
Uh I make about half a million a year. Yeah. Well, thanks for telling us, dumbass. We're not going to be able to do that. All right, you're next, Daniel. Uh more than you. Well crazy, Lil broed me, I guess. Um Yeah, you know, the thing is at the end of the day, uh Big Q, as we like to call'em, produced a pretty shitty show and it didn't make any money. And at the end of the day you don't make money, you're not gonna get paid more. I thought kick paid directly for the show.
Paid him. He would have paid him to fucking jerk off in a corner no matter what. Or Kick didn't pay you to run the show? No, it was just part of my contract to the money. There's nothing about it. He could have stopped the show day. It was built into the contract. Anyway. More for him than for him. I've seen how much that you can do. Yeah, but the problem is in person people are gonna fight each other. Well you didn't do shit.
Who? Like the the con the contestants were. Oh, some of them were yeah. Yeah. The issue is that like the vibe is like changed more such that like It doesn't have to change though. No, no, the the problem the you said this, I'm gonna just steal it. The problem is Raj Royale.
is you got normies and then they didn't know what was coming. Now you get like fucking Darius and Exactly. You get people trying to make it a little bit more than a lot of people. It's like okay, I don't know. But I think the good thing about those old Raj producers back in the day is they scour the depths of the internet. And that's what Q would never do. You need to have headhunters who go to the absolute scoundrels. The one viewers.
I think that the the power level scaling has like got the power creep for crazy content has just gotten so out there. I get what it's like. Like if you were to find a guy that had like a maid in the background and he like makes like a fart joke, that's like pretty edgy. But now like a guy has to be on the street like shitting on people. Like yeah, like the everything's just gotten so extreme that it's hard to
So, the first thing, have you watched the TwitchCon panel? Do you even know what I'm talking about? We're gonna have to put it on for you then. Is it this Jewish man with a military uniform? It's not him, huh? Oh no, because DJ Clancy banned the Jews for one year. Fuck
How fucking stupid are you? I'm on your team. You don't know who this guy is? I don't give a fuck who that guy is. No who who is. You don't know who this is. He looks like the most high em fucking dude I've ever seen. Look at his ears, he's built like a fucking elephant. The nose to match, dude. That boy couldn't. I have no idea. It's one of the spokesman guys, one of the IDF general dudes. Who gives a shit who's I'm gonna take a second. Really?
You're the one who cares about this shit. He just argues with retards on the internet about it. He doesn't actually care. You actually don't know who this is. Probably one of the most important well not the most important, but like right now. Netanyahu. No. Okay. That's the only job. I'm missing a meme right now. I don't know what it is.
I want you to know something. What? That when people say that you're face blind, how am I supposed the face is fucking photoshopped? How am I supposed to know who the fucking face is? Wait, are you asking me if I know it's your face? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were asking who it's it was photoshopped on top of. Okay, so he's a big thing. I assume it's like the fucking UF the line, like the Minister of Defense or some shit. I didn't know that was your the fucking question.
Like that's a You want to talk about heiferish there, you fat fuck? Okay. You can't call me fat that long. Next time I come here, I'm gonna I'm not fat anymore, okay? Okay. Um All right, we're gonna go straight to this panel. Fuck. What's the name of the general, the IDF the head general gathering? This is Photoshop. Sabra scandal. No, that's not gonna be a Sabra scandal.
H three H three. That's that's how we're gonna do it. Oh how do you think it's a good thing? Doesn't it bother you that all your political takes just come from studying documents and never actually making up anything of your own brain?
What do you think I study? That's what I'm saying. I actually just watch this on stream and then I just copy paste all of this appearance because I see the options. Alright, shut the fuck up. The only difference is other people won't read those documents. Anyway. Alright. You know who this guy is?
Teeth inclined from my basement. Beautiful Friday evening. My kids just went to sleep. And I opened Reddit to browse my community, who I love so well. And at the top of the uh subreddit is this uh very lovely clip. Entitled Just a casual panel provided by Twitch at their con broadcasted on their official channel. Hmm, what is it? Uh well It's a panel hosted by Frogan and four of her friends, in which they have a tier list where they rate people Where good is Arab?
And bottom is love's Sabra. Sabra is a very popular uh hummus brand. I know in Israel it's pretty much in everybody's refrigerator and it's kosher. They're an American company, but they've been the subject of the pro-Palestine boycott. I mean ki it's kind of just Arab good Jew bad. I mean I'm having a hard time seeing this any other way. Can I do they know where we are?
Uh Miami beach. Okay. I was getting off Miami. Muslims and the Conservatives boxed the fuck out of me like fifty times. I was getting off the train and I saw this old Jewish guy carrying something that looked like a
uh a pool stick, but it was do you know what it what I'm talking about? It had like it turned out it was like feathered and looked Jewish. I had Jewish writing on it, but he was carrying it in a like a clear bag. Anyway, I went up to them and I just had this m fucked up inclination. I went, HOMA! Right before we got on the train.
Keep going. Okay. Anyway. Why do you why are you touching it so much? Sorry, sorry. And then they w they went or some fucking weird noise to me. And I said, Hummus, do you like hummus? And uh that was the okay, continue. That was an excellent joke. I have no idea I didn't ask. But why did you even say that? Why did you even start why did you open it? It's literally a magic juice. It's not a sh I don't know what this is. It was a staff? It was probably like a fucking cane.
Was he limping? No, it was in a pool stick. But he was carrying this clear bag that had Jew writing on it, and then it looked like a pool stick, but I got closer and it was like it was obviously like thread. But it was the length of a pole.
Okay. And it was in a clear bag with Yiddish or Hebrew all the time. It sounds like the shit that they wrap around themselves and probably the fucking the full getup to wrap around their arms. Okay, it wasn't that. Anyway, continuing. They didn't like comments, by the way. That's was my scroll question. Is that I've I've been suspecting that. Twitch has an anti Semitism problem. Obviously
It started with Hassan platforming Houthi uh terrorists and showing unfettered terrorist propaganda on his channel but now they've unbanned Sneeko. Down with the Yahood! Down with the Yahoo! And they've just unbanned Fresh and Fit this week. These are two of the most prolific you hating creators on the entire internet. Now taking this all into uh into account, here's an officially sanctioned event at Twitch Pont. Let's take a look at it and see what exactly is Twitch endorsing here.
Hassan. Yeah. Gee, I wonder where they're gonna put Hassan. Mmm. I'm gonna guess they're gonna put him in Arab. Hasan is Turkish. But he's a brother. Yeah. You know. So I yeah, I think you'd be on arrow coded. I mean, I would put him in error to be I I would put him also in error coded. The Joe.
Isn't Turkey a Christian nation? How fucking retarded are you? I'm you brought me on the non political podcast and you're putting on political clips. This is what you should expect by me. Okay. Like I therap. That's the one you want. Job Austin. The next one is the first one. No, not you, Singer. You're never gonna be too loud because you don't know how to turn the fucking microphone. So all right, the next one on the list. Pay attention, dipshit, because this is uh on the test.
I'm watching. Wait. I told you guys a clock. That's Ethan Klein, a Jew. That was a good reaction. That was a good one. That's Jewish. Where's the where's the you guys are missing a category for Zionists? That was a joke. That was just a joke in my We're very proud of you denim for bringing anti-Semitism right on stage and you Anyways that's basically this whole fucking thing. So nothing happened to these people initially, right? Like nothing at all. And then
Uh a bunch of noisy fucking Jews on Twitter started like yapping and they wouldn't shut the fuck up. They were tweeting the CEO and they were tweeting the media and tweeting the advertisers and eventually the ADL got involved and then they banned the people that are on this panel. Uh the awesome dick legion. You don't know? Okay. Anti defamation league. Okay, okay. That's like the Jews Avengers. Yeah, I could tell. The word defamation is uh instant. I'm sorry.
Our people have been through a few things, okay? Oh really? Yeah, I get it. As a non anti Semite Shut the fuck up. Listen, we keep the Holocaust happen. No, it's not just the Holocaust. It never stopped. It never stops. Because it keeps happening. When? When's the last time eleven or six million of you guys were murdered? Yeah, exactly. We keep we have to fucking we have to build up our shit over and over again. No, I don't like it like that. I like it to speak in the I like it like this. Okay.
Well anyways, these fuckers got banned, okay? And then uh then they defend they defended themselves. Why don't you read in your best Frogan accent? This statement. Nope. And he doesn't know about it. And it's important. I don't know if West I don't give a fuck. I don't care. You said me, so I thought it was a good thing. Read this in our accent right now. Oh, I'm reading or you're reading. Apparently you are. Whose accent? Your Frogan's accent.
I don't know how to do fat white wannabe Arab bitch accent. Why you do fat white wannabe ghetto bitch? Dick all the time. That's me. I'm one of the ghetto? Yeah. Thank you. I would just kind of want to do the Jew accent. Um, how do you do air? Ethan Klee. Why would you stop? No, keep going, I give you the pass. Why would we hold on to the colour?
You should do the next thing. Okay. You're gonna you're gonna end up having all this clip shit of you being in like racist and shit. You're gonna to completely Destroy whatever movement thing you're trying to do because now people are gonna spam clips. What movement am I trying to do? It's not you're not in the movement. He's in the movement. Oh I'm in the movie. Like especially it's a small conversation, right? This isn't twelve people.
Actually. That was what I was supposed to be doing or what I was doing. That's what you were doing. I don't know what the fuck Arab sounds like. We'll move on. Sorry, man. Alright, let's get into it, she's not a fucking Arab. She is a fat white bitch who wants to be political. Oh right. Here we go. Into Sneeko. Hater. You know who this guy is? I just hate fat chicks.
Okay, sorry. Well, the movement went far enough. I took it as far as I could. You know what? Hey, it wasn't bad. Honestly, for like three days work, I feel like I did like a pretty good job for three days of effort, honestly. But you know, other people have to take it from here. Okay, so Sneeko got banned on everything, right? Yeah. No, defa whatever that is, the answer to that is always none. Or down with the Palestine or whatever? The Yahood. What the fuck is the Yahoo?
I'll let you put two and two together there when I said that he's not on the Jew's side. Yeah. Is that the Jewish Hamas? All right. Yeah, Jew, and it's an Arabic word for Jew. Oh, okay. Okay. Um did he even stream on Twitch before he got banned again? I think he did a couple times, didn't he?
No, he must have because somebody told me that he I remember learning his viewership was much lower than I thought it would be. That would be funny if they unbanned him and then the pressure was so much that they banned him from off for off site Immediately, right away. Well hold on, to be clear, that is what happened with him and fresh and fit. They didn't get banned for violating things on site. They got banned probably because Twitch was feeling pressure and they wanted to roll that back.
Uh uh anti Semite. It's most likely just because he just started sucking in the U.S. No. No 'Cause he got brought back in the limelight of like kinda normal of similar content. He was like the most fringe of I don't know why you're roped into that. How is he because he's not plugged into any of us, so he has no clue what's going on, okay? No, but he also doesn't give a fuck. No, no, no. Listen, I understand. We have to go back to like 2020 memes. No, he doesn't care. He doesn't care about it.
But I'm just saying that right now there's a big I'm on the show as a sh as a uh cont or uh guest and I'm just saying what I think. That's all I'm But there's a big thing going on right now, and chances are Twitch banned them and Fresh and Fit because these two being back Uh or being brought back. So they probably felt depression. They banned these two guys, and then they also nuked a panel of four other streamers, Frogan included. But they banned all of them as well.
Well he was and then he got unbanned like I think a week or two ago or something, yeah. Like a week ago he got unbanned. Right around the same time the panel starf started dropping. Gotcha. Right around the same time we discovered they were banning all the Jews. Yeah. True. Um so he got banned. True. Good one. Absolutely epic. Okay. Sneeko calls out Twitch for only banning Asmongold for fourteen days.
Hasanabe could say America deserves 9-11 and he's getting a round of applause on his birthday by the Twitch staff. Osmond Gold said that Muslims are an inferior people, and he got 14 days on his second channel. They packed up Osmond Gold's second channel. Alt Twitch for 14 days. A little slap on the wrist. Bad boy. Not Osman, you weirdos. Osman Gold. I don't know how to pronounce his name. Rats scurrying around his room, like Cheeto stains all over his shirt. Muslims are
Inferior. A rat rolls by on his nipples. These gross people deserve genocide. A bat crawls down from the ceiling. The same joke twice. Do you think that what Asmangold said wasn't Uh the part that he fucked up at, like, first off, I would say that most religious culture is bad because it usually uh Like puts like impress what what's the word I'm looking for? No. It like
It holds other people down by the nature of what it is. Oppresses. Yeah, it oppresses people, right? Religion in general. Always is oppressing someone for like, you know, oh you're not doing this or whatever, like women can't do this or men can't do that or you can only do this on Saturdays, whatever.
Uh the problem is that he was fucking retarded and he said, I don't care about the genocide. Yeah. And I don't care if they're getting genocide. It just sounded to me like a like a straight after post nine eleven take. Like that was November twelfth.
And somebody went live on the internet. It was like fuck them, kill'em all, glad we're at war with them, burn'em, fuck it, take their oil. Like it just seemed super he he he made a couple points and I was like, fair enough. But then he just kept going with it. He was like, man, fuck these browns type.
And it didn't really ring anymore. What happened on November eleventh? Did I say November? Yeah. I don't care. You know what I meant. September eleventh. September eleventh. They say never forget, but you have three Moscow mules. What what um what year was September eleventh? Two thousand one. Mm-hmm. What were you doing in two thousand one? Fucking I was on the walkie talkie with two Arab heroes.
Guiding them on the coordinates to hit two fucking bastard towers! Making sure their mission did not fail. You think a fucking walkie talkie would go up to an airplane? What is wrong with you? Listen, uh for all my fans, my new Israeli fans, I'm sorry. I've gone as far as I could. Alright? You need to you should have known not to hit your wagon to me. That's your fault. What a bad timing for you guys to just go on this like Israeli podcast, curry all these new followers, and then bring me on
You should have rescheduled. I don't give a shit. Should have brought someone on like bring Netanyahu on today. Someone else. That'll be fine. Um Steven. You guys are doing a great job. What are you doing, buddy? Let's keep scrolling. Ooh, they have a new one. Extreme hateful conduct. So there's a a hateful conduct and then an extreme hateful conduct. They're both indefinite.
Well that's extreme. Well, that's the voting majority extreme towards racism or xenophobia, pl prolonged rant, hate group. Hmm. This is what they banned Sneeko for? A firm. What? Yeah, affirmative. What the fu why are you okay. Um to the next. Breaking news. Asmongold has cleaned his house.
He's had a come to Jesus moment after realizing he almost lost millions for saying he fucking hates Brown, so he cleans his house. That's awesome. There's no way his place actually looked that there's a fucking spider there. His mom died. Who do you think's cleaning that bitch? The one woman that was living in that house just got fucking R.I.P.'d. I don't believe that. It's him and his fucked-up dad. Of course he had he like it's been fucked, man. Look at those cabs.
That shit is straight out of like a nineteen eighties horror movie. Hold on, I don't think this is his house. What the fuck are you doing? Can I put this in your shirt? Oh my gosh. So I I can tell the mic to fuck up. Do I clip this works? Fuck it. No no no. Put it in your pocket. Put in your pocket. Put it put this in my pocket. Yeah, fuck it. We'll just test out for our election stream. We need to do these mics anyway, so we'll see if it comes.
Do you wear cologne? No, that's just that's kinda gross cars and stuff. That's what I'm saying. You don't have like a synth. You're like a fucking AI robot. You're out of straight out of Wear a cologne, you weird fuck. I'm only humans after all. Is this on? So can I move move this out of my fucking face? Sure, why not? So we're going oh we're going through I have no clue. Does it work?
Well I'm I'm not listening. I'm just yeah, does it sound wor of course it's gonna sound worse, but I think this is actually his sync. I can't find this on Google Images. Bro, there's a fucking spider in his sink. Do you see that? Oh my god, that's a wolf spider. This can't be real. This is Texa trust me. That's a wolf spider. They're friendly. It's just like a daddy long legs. They look like a big thing.
Okay, I will take here, you can take it off. I'll move this back. That's fine, you're working, you're good. Don't worry about it. I am worried about it. You're pissing me off. What do you want from me? You got it. This two week band on his own. Might be the greatest thing to ever happen to his life. Look at the changes he's made. That house should be fucking condemned. Does he actually live like this? Yeah, that's the craziest part. This man's worth what five million dollars?
And he lives like he's out of the episode of Hoarders. That's wild. It kind of loses some of his. Like that was his thing is being repulsed. It's like me losing weight. People keep telling me because I lose weight I'm not funnier anymore. Oh. It's just because there's not enough chins on me. Like uh same thing with that. Like who's what's the actor that lost weight and now Jonah Hill. No one cares about him anymore. Yeah. Sorry. I I don't really care. I'd rather lose weight and not die than
Be funnier, I guess. How much does that increase your chance of dying if you're fat? The people keep asking me like what are the side effects of whatever I'm taking. I'm like, what's the side effects of being four hundred pounds, you fucking chimp? No, no, I'm but but if you're four hundred pounds, like what are the like what's your Grow up Don't don't talk to my child. How much less is your lifespan if you're fat? I'm not a doctor. I just didn't want to be fat anymore. Why? No, because
Relax. Uh everything. Life's everything sucks? Yeah, life's worse when you're fat. Really? Yeah, you should try it. Well, you're not fat, but Yeah, I can't. You should like put on a fat suit, a hundred pound fat suit, and try living for a week. Yeah, but my muscles my muscles wouldn't be like adapted.
That's a cool thing by the way of losing a bunch of weight. If you already were a super muscular person, you start to show it off. Start trying to touch my muscles. I am being normal. Um yeah. Yeah. Don't if you're fat, kill yourself or lose weight. All right. Well Don't we need that rewind ten second live button, I think? Why? Things like that.
Basically. It wasn't literally. The kill yourself thing? Yeah. Oh, he's going to have literally nine thousand people who disagree with him. His first response on Twitter is either pedophile or commit suicide. Jesus, I would never say things like that. How many times have you been on Twitter? On Elon's Twitter, never. That's a free speech platform. Elon's Twitter. Alright, breakup. You can't fuck one child. I didn't. I didn't I didn't fuck a child. Um Alright, Stevie.
What's next? What would you like to click? Here you can Can you stop fucking with them? I'm just taking this off. You're good dude. I will use it if you're gonna do it. I'm gonna get on our I'm gonna get on our drink. Why are we all getting drunk already? You should be drunk. It'll help. There you go. Why does this piss you off so much? It doesn't. We're good. I'm not pissed. I'm happy. I'm happy in this place. Hey, I'm good. Hold my hand.
Rela no no no. Relax. I'm so relaxed. It's okay, man. It's fine. It's just okay. It sounds good. Yeah, will you invoice me another? Why are you laughing just by looking at me? I feel like this is a You're a goofy fucking guy. You're a fucking goofy. Uh when's the last time you sucked a male penis? I was just saying if it was there. Normally when dudes wearing sweatpants are like, oh he's got UC shaft. I have to hide it. Pull it up, let me see shaft.
No I'm I'm a shower, grower. I'm a grower. How big of a difference? Four hundred percent. Me too. I I I used to be terrified of showing my soft penis to women because it was literally why I feel like it's so cool. That now I've gotten into this because Unless you can't get hard, then it's like, oh shit. Now you're like, we're gonna leave each other, but like you just have to know, even though it's bad like this isn't my normal dick size, right?
'Cause if you g if you're a grower but you have you for whatever reason you don't get hard, now you're like she goes away thinking about it. No one gives a fuck we're talking about cost. Just'cause Jews don't have cold dicks. You guys are unsnipped, right? Uh actually you got an anteater penis? Uh Fuck no, he does. So gross He does You do? Ew Can we switch seats? Say brother Say brother Ew Ew switch seats?
Do you have an annual copy? How would switching seats change? But then I would turn and I would face you and then you would No, but you'd be over there. I feel like I can smell it now. Oh, you mean like go over here? You're Famunda cheese under every Why are you talking about I clean my shit well and there's not that many? Wait, were you what's that brother? Affiliation were you raised, Stephen?
Don't they cut dicks? Everybody in America cuts dicks. Why didn't your dick get cut dicks? Poor my mom has been money. Money must be. It's a it is a it is a thing. I think it it's pretty call my mom a bit. I said sorry already. It's correlated with income. If someone apologized before you like come back for it, like what's the point? I always apologize.
He's mad because all the porn has Jew dicks in it. No, I'm mad because my circumcision got fucked up. I've got a bridge to Terabithia connecting the head of my dick to the shaft of my dick. No, no, no, you haven't seen mine. Where they'll have like the foreskin is where the it's called the fren frenulum or is that the people in Dune?
Oh oh I've seen those two and it's like a whole line. It's like a thing. I got a a a connector. Yeah. And I thought it was normal my entire life because I didn't pay attention to cocks and I Okay, can I ask a can I ask a cock question? Yeah. Scared when you're drinking off that that thing will like separate? I hope it does. I think my dick will get longer. But then I kinda want a fucking razor blade.
I Because imagine it's gotta be constricting at least. Is there another word for this? A tint of an inch? What is this called? Terabithia? Just Google it, there is Brimskin Terraphy is a movie. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about though? Okay, there is a skin can you pull up it was paint? No, Scott! Don't Google Cox on the fucking shit that's what I'm doing on my laptop.
I'm like, what the fuck is a bridge terabithia? So literally I like imagine the head of your cock, right? Imagine the shaft of your dick. There's a a natural disconnect. Yeah. Right? There's like it goes down a little bit and then flushes out or smooths out. I have a connector from the where the my dickhead ends to my shaft. It's very small, like this tiny, tiny. And I always thought it was normal.
Until I brought it up on uh someone's stream and to the point where I had to post a dick pic to prove. People didn't believe it. And also no one's ever sent me a picture to say I have the same thing. I'm pretty much like the fucking Usiah or Messiah of Dick. I was just googling Bridge of Terabithia dicks and I was super confused. I was like, What what what is going on?
Okay. Not bridge to Terabithia. I thought it was like it was like a skin bridge or something like that. Yeah, yeah. What's this? Uh well let's skip the Willy Mac doesn't like going after sponsors. Let's go straight to memes. XQC gets sued by a depth Again. Hmm. You familiar with the first time? Uh someone about them getting divorced, right? And her being a money whore wanted to Jesus. Like she's like, Oh make an OnlyFans, no, I'll sue my rich husband.
Did they ever actually get married? No. Legal, yeah. I had like I had like a mini meeting with my agents, whatever. Um Apparently I'm getting sued again. It's the exact same thing, the whole the exact same cupy paste, but in California instead. Like oh god What is she actually trying to assume for? Well also, why is his agents the one handling his legal stuff? Wouldn't that be a call from his attorney?
Agent could probably do it for him, no? Yeah. No, that's just French Canadian. Agent probably is the one that interfaces with the legal team, would be my guess. But she can file a suit wherever she wants as long as she can prove uh
Would you literally just hop state to state and just try to run that? No, you'd you'd have to put an argument before the court for why this is an appropriate venue. For this one, like venues you can argue, like probably any place they've lived in before or whatever. Do we know like the full explanation of why the first one failed? Or is this a little bit more? My understanding is basically that so what's going on is have you ever heard of something called common law marriage?
So the idea is is when you separate, right? Okay, well here so here's the first thing, okay, for people at home, all right? When you marry somebody, you guys are considered like one and all of the income that you make after that marriage is considered marital property, it's considered joint property, right? So when you divorce
Technically the person should have a claim or a stake in the income you've earned while married. One of the reasons why people get prenuptial agreements is to say, hey, um coming into this marriage, these are all of my assets, these are yours, so like we can have like joint stuff now, but before that we got married, all of this is protected, you list it up very clearly so they can't argue, right?
Um or you can make postnubs to protect whatever. But so what Adept was trying to make the argument was is when they broke up Adepp was trying to say, hey, in Texas, when we broke up, we didn't just break up, we were actually common law married, and it was a divorce, and now I want to lay claim to these assets because Texas recognizes common law marriage.
So she was trying to prove to a civil case that hey, we were common law married so we we broke up. This motherfucker needs to pay me out and here's all the stuff I did to help them put. But does that common law marriage apply in the state she's trying it now?
Well she failed in Texas because I believe in Texas not only do you have to be together for a certain amount of time, I think there also needs to have been some communication where you mentioned like getting married. I think. Don't quote me on that. But now that she failed in Texas, now she'll try in California and whatever other venue would hear the case.
My guess is or maybe hopefully they can dismiss this like pretrial. You'd say like a motion to dismiss or for summary judgment or whatever like that. I feel like for anyone who isn't a streamer, it's worth it just pay it off.
Just to move the fuck off. It's like, well why not just like pay me off? Like I'm not sure if you're not going to be able to do it. For this reason exactly. Yeah, because you don't want people coming at you with frivolous lawsuits just trying to get a settlement. It's worth not to pay it off because it's fucking free content. Do you there are hundreds of thousands of people saying that's a good thing?
What is that right now? What are what is it? And what are people gonna start watching for? What are people gonna do? They're not gonna start watching for this. It's not funny. They don't they don't they're title is content. Okay. You don't No, you're wrong. Okay. Well If they were still together and making sense. If they were still together and Do you realize I'm not a political opponent? We can just have a conversation as friends?
Do you realize that? I'm gonna fuck every lady girl in the middle of the year. We don't have to say I need to be I need to be wrong position. We're friends, we've known each other for six years. When have we ever been political opponents? No I do. No, I do have my clip on. Um we don't have to debate it in that sense. We can just talk about it.
It's a podcast. Yeah, I'm gonna give you my opinion. No, the end of your opinion was you're wrong. Yeah, my opinion is you're wrong. Why can't you handle that? The old ones used to be able to handle disappointment. But now you're like, I can handle it. Why don't you say we both have legitimate opinions? Can't we both? We're next to each other. I'm just saying like a lot of things.
They're a capture right now at six K, alright? No, you're just doing that thing. Next, go continue. I'm gonna come on your face. I hate talking to you. That thing was attached to some letter that was asking for ten mil so that it doesn't come out. Of course the loss was never Don't talk while the thing is why are you pointing at the clip? Because if you talk at the center of the heat talking question. Yes, I've hooked up at trans people, yeah. You. Next question. Go ahead.
Redact.dev. I just wanted to get that in the clip. So have I. Oh anyway, because there's it's not valid. There's nothing good there's nothing real about it. It was a complete application. Yeah, okay. We're gonna get into this. Have you ever fucked uh a post op? I don't think so, but I mean, I'm not sure if you're
Maybe. I don't know if I want to be here for this. You would know. You would know. Would you? Yes. There's a lot of different types of vaginas. No, there's not. There's a yeah, there is as someone who has fuck a lot of normal vaginas and a couple doctor vaginas, they all feel the same. Do you know why? Because a human fucking anatomy. Okay. Okay.
Doctor Pussy, a Fisher Price. Why do you think you can? How? Because the fucking w the when men are born, their hip bones are closer. When you're fucking a fake pussy, you feel the bone. Your dick I don't know if you have a fucking microcock, but w if your dick's thick enough you feel the bones of a male anatomy when you're fucking a fake pussy. It's grotesque and it hurts. I I I I literally understand what you're saying, but you can feel that in normal women as well.
Yeah, I know what you're saying. Okay, there's no way. No, even with your fingers, there are some women where you put one finger in and it's like whatever, and you put two in and you can feel on the side.
I don't know their hip bones, but inside the vagina there's these things and they're like this. They it's like it feels like bone teeth inside the thing and if you even try to put your fingers in, it's like really crushing on your face. Have you seen the movie Teeth? Unfortunately, yeah, a long time ago. You sure you're just not fucking eat girls with those?
Because I've never felt a pussy that felt I felt boneage. I'll I'll recommend you some and you can by the way never we'll get into that later. You ever fucked a prostitute? Um not fucked. One time I tried it because I was like, oh, let's try an experience. And it was depressing and I never did it again. Moving on.
Ya I'm flipping what you said back onto you. No trans pussy and real pussy does not feel the same. Not to devour yourself as a woman, you are a woman. I'm not saying it doesn't I'm not saying it feels the same. I'm just saying that So you would know. Don't say I think so, you fucking idiot. They're two very distinct sexual experiences. Okay. You're wrong. You're uh you're wrong. Okay.
Do you want to take control of the No, keep going. No, I think I'd like you to have it actually for this evening. I started using the built in Windows uh remote desktop. It's actually so nice. Have you ever tried remote desktop before? Uh no. Technology's come up. It's very simple setup. No, that's not how I'm just saying like in my personal life I use I just want you to I just wanted to share that in the end stream. What? Are you gonna end stream?
No, what? I don't know what I thought this was like. I'm having a moment with you, I'm sharing with you. It's just a personal thing, and it's nothing to do with this stream. You're autistic and I have like normal social cues. Really? You're the normal guy right now. What are you talking to me about?
Stop looking at me like that, okay? Like what? Just you're looking at me like that. I'm trying to understand a minute challenge. Your glasses are way too serious also. Do you know what I feel like? I feel like um a caseworker and I'm sitting next to like a retarded kid who got raped. And he's trying to tell you about an experience. And I like, yeah, I understand. Yeah, I understand. No, it's okay. It's okay, Steven. But I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
You look like a guy that they brought in to counsel children whose life is. Yeah, so are the number one relapsers. You know how disconnected someone is when they have n no experience of that kind of fucked up world and they try to fix people that have been in that fucked up world, they look f fucking stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Were you pulling up stats? What did you say about the number one something? I thought you said like they're the most likely to relapse. Who is?
Okay, let's do the next thing, ready? All right, poggers. Okay, point out um Do you have a bathroom by the way? No. Okay. Didn't you go to the bathroom right before we did this? I did, yeah. Then why would you ask if we have a bathroom? Because I drink. I'm drinking. I don't know. Yeah, I need to urinate.
Um we have bathroom breaks every hour. You dismissed the last book of seven minutes ago. Can you go fifty three minutes? Yeah, sure. Okay. All right, keep going. Well hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you want to use Katie, we have to mute the mic before you go in because you've got a clip. How many have you had? Two.
Really? In one hour? I drink three an hour. I'm to be honest, I'm kinda lighting it up for you. I'm trying to stay conscious. Okay, I'll wait. I don't I forgot this was fucking Nazi Germany. You know what? This is not Nazi Germany. We're streaming to YouTube, not Twitch. No. I don't care what you want. I don't live on the side. You're not funny enough right now. I need you to have another drink.
We can hear you over there, so don't like whisper under your breath any crazy shit'cause now you've got the mic on, so now we can hear you perfectly. Off stream, okay? Holy shit, this is cool. Wait, they can hear me when I peep. They can hear yeah, that's why you have to mute it before you go in. I'm not doing that. Okay, well. Wait, there's no eye.
What do you mean there's no i you need Oh, there's an ice maker. I forgot we're living in the fucking the new age. Where are you where are you coming from? Oh that's so loud. Yeah, it's okay. Don't worry. Hey Dan, get off your fucking phone. I'm just Some of us work for a living. Ever heard of it? You guys were like really into it and uh How about yeah, it's a three-man show, retard.
You're gonna be like falling over at the end of it. It's Wes by the way. This guy can drink anything. I can tell. Yeah. I've made three drinks in an hour and a half and I'm being criticized for it. These guys have never been in a bar in their life. Oh, I forgot I had the mic. No, that's okay, we can hear you. That's good. We like the behind the scenes content, okay? All right.
You're in charge of the fucking shit. What's the f well I'm waiting for West by the way to come back? No no no don't wait for me. I have a mic on. How many drinks have you had? I go through it as I go through it. I'm trying to get slaughtered. Everybody just wasted tonight.
Really? I'm wasted? You're wasted, I can tell. No, I still have my existing drink. I remember being a fourteen year old. Really? Well, then you know a lot about'em, so. I don't know. I'm starting this arcade hands of pedophile. Oh hey, what's up? What'd you get banned from Twitter for again? Okay. She wasn't underage. She just looked underage. Wait, if you're going there you have to mute your mic. Where is it?
Um where is what, the mute thing? The bathroom, you chimp. No, you There's literally two doors you know what? I can mute your mic, you're fine. There's two doors over there. I trust that you can figure out which one it is, okay? Imagine if he took shit in the closet'cause he's so stupid. Why would he do that? Is he muted or can you guys hear him right now? I think he's muted now, right? Oh hope he is.
Fucking kill me, dude. Alright. You know, this is gonna be like this is gonna be Darius and irrelevant, but worse. Why? Because Darius is gonna be in the mind that he has to be some sort of legendary guest that is never for Do you hear he's talking? Should we listen in? We could I don't know, don't listen in. I it's just it's strange. Why is he talking? I don't know. We could literally put him on the speaker if we wanted. No, I don't think we should do that.
Yeah, let's not do that actually. Never mind. Ha ha ha. What a shit show. Did you used to get a lot of emails and like this place is fucked up. Unmute my mic. There you go. The spice is fucked up. What do you mean it's fucked up? Because you don't have a hand towel, you have a real towel. Just use a towel. That's what I'm saying. That's what's fucked up about it. I f like you expect me to use a real towel on the towel rack instead of a hand towel? Why does that matter? Because it's weird.
It's just wrong. I f it feels like I'm I'm in the matrix and it's fucking glitching. What's it's a larger towel. Yeah, but why have it on the towel rack? Put it on the fucking hand towel placement. Is there a hand towel thing in there? Okay I'll You know what, I'll add that on my thing.
I'll I'll add it to my Amazon list. Okay, what's this? I need to add something to my list too. You put a hand dial in the out. Uh you're fucking clicking shit. Don't say what's next to me. You're the clicker. Yeah, did you wanna What do you think about this? Look. That's Trump in Epstein right there. You know who those two guys are? Didn't this happen like when the Epstein thing first came out? They're pedophiles. Oh, we've already talked about this. Chica got groped. Yes.
All right. What the fuck am I missing? What happened when I was big? Where's the go back to the Dan Discord bottom? Click. Here? Yeah. Wow. I don't know why copy the link. Huh, there you go. Why is it just copy it? I don't know. That's crazy. Don't worry, it's working. Hold on. It's not actually. You have to copy it. Nope, that go into the history. Not so easy being on the fucking keyboard side of things, is it, huh? He likes to shit talk me the way.
Struggling. What do you think? Uh what should we click on next? I don't know. Uh are these like in order? Oh we went through this. Yeah, next. Next. Willie Mac. Oh, let's skip that one. Uh uh. Winter X U Conservatives Play. You've been rather quiet recently. Because you have a wife? No, because I don't know anything. I have nothing to contribute to that conversation. What do you want me to say? And guess what? And stipulate.
Do you want to do conservative proof? I I see seventeen year old. Let's go on that. Thanks. No worries. That's that's exactly what I uh watch this one and then we'll do the seventeen year old. Conservative proofers funnier they are. This is exactly how I remember the Kamala Fox interview. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me, Brad. Thank you. We'll see how this goes for you. Mrs. Harris, uh how many people do you believe have crossed the border since SMOOO Panama, please.
Mrs. Vice President, it's a simple question. Why are you asking me? I apologize. It's funny because it's Oh, it's me! Alright, well, I'm just gonna say it. She destroyed him! Oh my god! Oh my gosh! Right? Oh golly, he's so embarrassed. I bet those Republicans are regretting that one. Come on, come alu, come along.
While it might not be funny. Give me a review of that. What do you think about that? Uh I don't think I've ever seen someone trying to commentate on any political thing ever, and it's been funny. You included. I'm hilarious. No. Oh wait, hold on. Wait, we have to pull up the before you do the rape review, you have to pull up that person's rape review intro.
She she has a fucking intro? You don't know the rapture? Stop no, it's better. Let me I gotta find it. Hold on. Okay. Are we supposed to read this? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there not a TLDR? We are the DLDR. That's why people come to us. Someone's gotta have this. Come on. We're not the DLDR. Who is the link? Who has this?
Okay, we don't we are we're going, we don't have time for this. Accusation. Do you have a time limit? I'm going to do my best to not view this tweet as the situation still pains me, but it needs to be posted as people still interact with this loser. No, shut up, stop. Okay. What is what the fuck is this? I don't care anymore. Next. Wait, I got it. Oh. No, hold on. Sorry. I'm sending this to you. Then we're gonna go through this.
Uh to the Discord. The blood is on your hands. Dude. That's a good story. One time that first pull up the thing with the a sound on. Right? Down here. Down here. Left click. Can I tell the story? Big one down. I'm telling you, I don't care. One time I was playing World of Warcraft. Does this bother you? Why if I put the other mic up, will you touch that and then not touch that one? Why do you have to do this?
Why did clicking out of the wicked legs work? Is it because it's on streamer mode? One time I was Okay. One time I was uh playing World of Warcraft in my room and my uh audio on. Full screen. Hold on, Dan. Once you play this really badly. Yeah, before we Okay, this is way too edgy. This is Chud Latchics. Jesus Christ. One of them's rape. Yes. No no no. Can you just tell your story? Tell your story. Tell your story. It's like a puzzle.
You We're gonna figure out your story? No no no the URR. Something rape. It's probably the something rape review. Okay. Oh rape review. Uh one time I was playing World of Warcraft. in my house and I my ISP got limited because I was using too much data and I had to call my ISP, I was like, Hey, quit this shit. You're fucking my shit up. Um What did you download? I don't know. But they were obviously limited. You know how ISPs are? They can limit your shit.
And they're going to be able to do that. How long ago is streaming. Back back in the day. You can get throttled without the ISPs admitting it. It was illegal, but they could still do it. We're cuxing, people are saying.
Or what? No, it's'cause he's talking about his internet getting caught up. Okay, fuck off. No no no no you're good, you're good. No, no, no, you're good, you're good, you're good. Anyway, I just called the ISB and I said the blood's on your hand. Uh the blood's on your hands. Uh and then someone a sheriff showed up to my house and almost killed my fucking mom. Because someone in my house
Uh that my mom obviously was under her account'cause I was a kid. Uh sheriff showed up, kicked the door in with a loaded revolver and almost killed my mom because I called the ISP'cause I couldn't play W World of Warcraft. saying the blood is on your hands. That's so good. That sounds like a similar situation with a streamer that I know that fucking called in a bomb threat to his ISP. I would do the same fucking thing. Do you you know that feeling.
When you want to use the internet and it doesn't work, how fucking tilting that is? You don't know. There's nothing worse. Well no you do because you're screaming. If you had stopped using Skype you would have been fine, right? Oh, yeah. No no the internet itself was really bad. Skype, those are the fucking days. Could you have not did they not have three G back then? Or four G, sorry.
I don't think 4G existed. Wait, you have a story that's similar? I had an ISP called Cox Communications in um Nebraska. Yeah. And the um it was just the internet was there was a lot of jitter on the line, especially during high usage hours and it wasn't stable enough for streaming where you'd be streaming and it would just like start the fuck out of you.
And you couldn't. Well it wasn't a throttle. It was just it was unsta you just couldn't handle the notes were all congested. The DSL was like I think five down, five up, maybe. Oh, that's the same thing. And it wasn't enough for streaming? It wasn't stable either. Did they show up at your house?
For what? No, no, they didn't ever nobody show up to my house. I don't he just revealed you called in a bomb thread, but they didn't show up your house? I didn't call in a bomb threat, I tweeted about hypothetically doing one. He tweeted at the Cox company. That's pussy shit. You should have called him. I mean he did at Cox, I'm going to send a fucking bomb to you or something. Some of us are kids, some of us are men. To be fair though I didn't say that. I just said that maybe
Hypothetically. Maybe if I planted a bomb and I destroyed your infrastructure before it's actually upgraded. So it wasn't even like a threat, it was like I was helping them. Because I could probably write it off for insurance if somebody blew it up. It's fair. Yeah. So if anything it was probably helpful to them. All right, here we go. No, fuck no, this is way too long. Okay. And apparently just
67 page documents I've seen you read about some fringe bullshit just because it's slightly connected to you, but you read every single fucking word just because your name's mentioned, your ego has to be stroked so fucking hard that you read every single fucking word in it. But one woman gets raped!
And since Destiny's not in the goddamn document, you can't read a single message? He's gonna read the whole thing if you keep pushing him. Stop. Also, this is no rape, it's a seventeen year old accusing a nineteen year old of goonie. Oh whoa Grooming. Gooning What was the word you, sir? Gooning? Not grooming? Okay, next one. Ready for the new dating meta? Is it seventeen year olds grooming? Or do it
Truly, the best advice I can give to other men when it comes to vetting a woman during the dating process is to drop a light slur on the first date, casually slip and retard a couple times and see how she reacts. Actually I one hundred percent agree. I think so. Because I will never date her, like seriously take a woman seriously who isn't okay with slurs. Wait a minute. That's actually you not just do you have like do you do you have instant I gotta re I have to requ
We quit. I have to we quit. I have to equate. But that's a fair take. Because how can you ever take a woman seriously if you can't drop a slur around every now and then when you get pissed off? Yeah. And like That's just not- If she's gonna get upset and get all fucking political about it, it's like woman, I support everybody, but sometimes my Uber driver shows up three minutes late and I wanna call him the hard R. Not to his face, but out in the world to the to the to the sky. That's fair.
What if God if God was black and you're screaming the N-word? Up at him. Up at him. Him. I'm not saying it at him. I'm saying it in general. Do you think he knows that? I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest. Oh.
Well, I talked about this the other day, I have a question for you. If you found out for sure, absolutely, unequivocally, without a second question of doubt, that whatever religion got pruned, like if Buddha came down from the skies or God came down from the skies or Allah came back and started fucking nine.
Why why is this what is first of all it wasn't Allah it was Muhammad that did it. I am not gonna have my shit fucked up, okay? His shit was fucked for months. I refuse, okay? I'll fuck with Amazon and Twitch, okay? I will fuck with them. I am not fucking with uh with other peop noopoop no I'm would you follow it? Take me off the camera off the camera. Put it put it on the camera on you. What's the impression would you follow?
If it was real, yeah of course, obviously. What the fuck? But you wouldn't like no matter what, you wouldn't like question it, you wouldn't like go on a political reason. Why would I question if it was unequivocally absolutely true? Okay, thank you. That's the point I had and someone wanted to argue with m uh me at length about this, about how I'd want to argue
I wanna be on the other side. I wanna Why would you argue something that's unequivocally absolutely true? Thank you. You lied, I'm on the fucking I just saw myself on video. That's'cause you keep talking. I'm about to say, what what do you want him to do? Fucking change AI?
You integrated it, you fucking coded it. True. Redact.dev, our sponsor, you fucking retard. True. Stop talking about fucking kids in- We're not talking about fucking why hey, can someone clip that? Dan just said he likes to fuck kids. What are you talking about? I'm not talking about kids. You're so fucked. You said it. You said it. No, I actually didn't. Stop trying to fuck kids, Dan. I need to have more more say over the guests moving forward. I think
Dan wanted you too. You were the special request. He was like, I Sorry you had a brigade against DJ Clancy the week I showed up, but like a normal week this would be perfect. If Allah was here in person, do you think that you would punch him in the fucking head? Would you actually I hate that fat retard. Jesus Christ. And now he just runs stream cooking in his kitchen and it looks like he's cooking meh.
And it's like he's fucked up looking. Hey, listen, you know if he hate that fast he used to be a dumpster diver, so if he's got a kitchen and he's like cooking, good for him. Just seeing that human being just makes me angry. It's because it's like he looks so fucked up. Someone needs to hit him. And I'm the adjudicator. I'm the one who will step in. I'm the judger and executioner. I'll pop that motherfucker in the mouth. He deserves
For what? What did he even do to you? How did he give him something? It doesn't matter. It doesn't because imagine if you looked like Elibro and did the things you did. What did he do that you don't like? But you look kinda normal, a little fucked up, but You know, that is like fucked up. You can't look that fucking grotesque and have takes like that. They're such a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm just being honest with you. Ask them what if I do a sitting right here? I pop him in the fucking mouth.
I punched him in the hey you remember the Do you remember the dude Nico, the flight sim guy from Oh I heard he was like a total fraud, the guy who flew Raj and shit. Yeah, yeah, you know the guy who uh was In one of the buildings. He what? He built? Wait, wait, say it again. You said he was in one of the buildings during nine eleven. Nico did. Yeah. Oh, the lapel mic doesn't pull the camera back to him. I'm so sorry.
Anyway, so Nico, yeah, he said he was in the building for nine eleven. Holy shit. And remember the whole two and a half million dollar thing? Then an article comes out. He's getting sued by like Morgan Stanley. Yeah, I'm not sure. And uh he's like, Oh that thing that shit that's worth like too much. Yeah, I already had this crazed the written uh total fraud. Ah God, it felt good. That was a good day. Why did you hate that guy?
Yeah, you know why? Why?'Cause one day he was on with fucking Zerka and I was just trying to tell Zerka, like, Hey man, if you have a little extra cash, you know, consider doing real estate and Zerka? Yeah, I was saying that the Zerka. And and fucking this fucking cocksucker comes in trying to fucking Broke con artist try tries to fucking big dog me and he's like let me tell you something, dude. When your net worth starts with a B A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Yeah, that was the fucking joke. Oh my god. And he tried to actually pass off his worth a billion dollars to Zerko. And he's driving a flight simulator. Not a real plane. Not a real plane. What a fucking idiot. Oh god. Fucking wild times. Uh could you imagine being worth a billion dollars?
I've said this like ten times, I'll say it again, I don't care because you've never heard it. If I had like Elon's money, like fifty billion dollars, you know you could ha you could buy a volcano and like hollow it out. You could be like your own James Bond. Do you think you would kill people if you had that type of money? I think so. Who would you kill? Do you have like a list?
Even though if you had fifty billion dollars, let's say you take five billion dollars and that's like your murder funds? That's like the murder fund. Twenty billion dollars is for your base of operations. That's the volcano, all the people to hollow out the volcano, the whole thing, right? All that stuff. Now you still got twenty billion dollars left for research and development.
That's like I'm buying crack teams of assassins and shit like that and just like, you know, I think that's the only reason I want to have billions. Omega lulls me in DGG chat. I just give him a fucking name. See ya. DG Dead. You'll be seen in a few uh a few hours. That's the one thing d it sucks that murder isn't legal because I feel like I would like to quite Jesus Christ.
If it was legal? Do you not have people that you if it's legal problem be better dead? If it's legal Hey, the problem is if it's legal there are gonna be p people coming to kill you too though. Yeah, sure, but if I'm that rich I just have a better assassin protect. Then they have an assassin that's trying to kill me.
I don't know. There's people there it's both sides. Are you gonna walk around with fucking babies like strapped to your head? No no no. I would just have better defenders than they have attackers. Okay, shooting you from a fucking building. How is that gonna be a good one? I'd have a fucking headship.
I don't know. With what babies? I don't know. Fuck'em. I don't care. As long as I'm alive. I don't understand how this is okay, second question. Sure. Would you sacrifice an infant right this second if you knew it would save your life? Like Yes. My I mean what? Would you not? Do you have a limit to how many kids you would let die? Hmm. Yeah, as long as I didn't know them. I think unlimited, right? As long as I don't know them? Hmm. Yeah. Hamas has a limit.
Palestine has a limit of kids. How many kids would you uh let go? Uh as much Israeli children as the world has. Yeah, I think so. I'm just kidding. I like that. Because you know why? I hate that whole take of like uh a kid is intelligent and that like they have all the No, a kid's a fucking retard. Like the the average twenty-year-old Down syndrome and the average six month-year-old have about the same mentality.
Let'em all die if it keeps me alive. I'm smart as fuck. I'm cool as fuck. I could do so much good for this world. Fuck those idiots. I don't give a shit if they're gonna be Albert Einstein because they weren't. They weren't when they were a kid. So fuck'em. Yeah, I'd kill infinite kids. If I had to kill a kid a day.
So I could stay alive for the rest of my life and I can live as long as I wanted to, I'd kill that kid. The way I look at it, unfortunately, is uh I kind of follow I think I'm pronouncing it correctly, like
Uh basically I think the only objective truth of philosophy is that the only experience that you know to be true, the only philosophy that you can possibly know to be true is your own. Is your own. Of course. So for all I know, I'm actually in like I'm in the Matrix and I'm just like watching a movie right now and it'll be over as soon as I'm done.
Like you you tell me that you exist, but I don't know that you exist. Based on that if you have shitty experiences with a group of people and you dislike that group of people You aren't racist.
You just have shitty experiences so therefore based on that group of experiences, you don't like them. It's not that it's called racism. Well, but when everyone else is posting like, Oh, Indians when they have their first bath and they're having an exorcism, you're like, nah, I don't really subscribe to that. But I've seen like
Indian people the cram behind me on a slot machine and beg me for money. And like therefore and then the when you generalize the singular experience to an higher group of people, that's called racism. I'm not a racist. I'm not generalizing it. I'm not taking it to that level. Uh I'm not I'm not fucking I'm not putting on Instagram. I'm not making memes. You can be privately racist. Racism doesn't have to be broad. Who are we killing?
If you have to kill, if you have to wipe out one group of people, who's the one? In what area? League of legends players. Everywhere in the world. You have to wipe out a race, a country, uh the only there's only one safe answer. No, the fuck safety. Well the uh I don't know. The bad the the bad
Who are the bad guys right now? You know what I would do? I would look at all the ethnic groups on the planet. I know what you're saying. I would choose the one with the absolute lowest amount of people because I want to limit human suffering as much as possible. Eskimos. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. Or that Sengelese tribe. There's not that many of them. The ulterior question there is who do you hate the most Yo. Yes. Why me? Because you're
You're derailing my entire movements. Okay, let's get on DJ Clancy Hits Shoes. No, sh definitely not. We're definitely not bringing that up. What are you gonna bomb his house? Oh that's fucking exciting. Alright, cool. Twitter is a real good p course of action. Guys, let's tweet at DJ Clancy. Hey, fuck you. You guys still get em fired. I will get em fucking pussy. What I'm sorry, I'm not going over there to kill'em. You know what I respect about people who commit murder?
What if where what is happening? When they hate somebody so much, they're willing to do something. No, that's not that's not a fair answer. Because a lot of those people that kill people are fucking retarded. I agree. They just they they can't put like the thought that like, oh if I do this my the rest of my life is in jail. Yeah. What do you mean the greater good? If you just think if you honk your horn at someone and they come out and they fucking blast you because they're a retard.
I'm talking about someone with an emotive. With a true base motive. Like if you hate someone and you think they're providing more hate to this world than you can provide good. I think that most people when they murder people probably are not murdering for some altruistic reason. Fucking What a guy like that guy who killed uh the the kid or the uh pedophile was walking out after he like uh
What a fucking guy. Even if he spent the rest of your life in the past. I don't think he deserves it. Okay, fair enough. Maybe he doesn't deserve it. You killed old someone. But you should be resolute in that that you spend the rest of your life in prison because you saved the world from an evil. Maybe we should have not.
Vigilante justice though. Yeah, maybe not. How was it that he got away from that? Like how is that even possible that he didn't get charged? Yeah, but how the fuck did the jury not convict him? Because the jury can say we believe this guy, we think he's based and we're not gonna Is that like is that like on the office mees, bro. Twelve me's on the jury was a fucking good duty. If you're if you're on a j if you're on a j if you're on a jury, you can just be like no.
Right? And that's it. That's the end. If you're one dude on a murder conviction, you can just say, Nope, not gonna do it. Oh and then they have to redo it. If you can't get everyone that I think uh unless there's consensus, right? I I I you always hear in movies like they shift, eventually they convince them or one way or the other, like not guilty guilty. Do you ever feel about how funny it would be if you went
And did jury duty and then it was like the most open and shut case, but you just decided to fuck with the jury for as long as possible. Have you ever done jury duty? No. I did it one time. I got called in and it was right after Trump got elected.
And I just started saying some real edgy shit about Trump's gonna keep them all out. Trump's gonna I just thought like this will be a way to get me out of it and it worked. It was about 30 minutes. I just sat there and just said fucked up things about how I support Trump, got out of it. Just say fucked up political takes, either left or right doesn't
It actually sucks because all the people that we probably want on juries are the same people that don't want to be on a jury. No one fucking wants to be on a jury. That's not true. Who the fuck wants to be on a jury? If you're a minimum wage worker? Like that like is gonna get paid your normal wage? Like you're at fucking McDonald's. So does that just mean that like all juries are just
the shittest, brokest of society, ordinary people. It's ordinary human beings. No, when you say ordinary, you assume ordinary like there's an average. There's from here to here. When if if that's the case, most people don't want to do it unless they are are so fucking broke. You just have the brokest fucking people of society doing it. And if you look at like income levels based on crime levels, based on like I feel like having the shittiest, brokest jury is not the best thing.
Huh. Don't commit crimes then. You won't be judged by a jury of your peers. Or just get away with them. You would actually be fine because they'd be like, oh what? Dude, I'd fucking never do it. It's such a waste of time. It is. You just want to sit there and fucking listen to people and you know it's it's not gonna be cool. It's gonna be boring as fuck. Because real court is not like
Saul Goodman court. Ever. Yeah. It's so fucking long and drawn out. You give me the opening arguments of both cases or both sides, I'll decide then. That court would be fun. You don't need any evidence. They're like They're like this guy. Whoever's the best lawyer convinces me the most, let me vote fucking no right during the opening statement. That would be the the court I would serve in, man. Who do you think would be a really good attorney for convincing you right away?
Uh who defended O.J. Simpson? I don't know if that guy Johnny Johnny Cochrane Cochrane. Johnny Cochrane, right? No, it was the the Kardashian. Uh the one who defended OJ, right? I think it's Johnny. Robert Kardashian. It's Cochrane. What? And Kardashian. No, Robert Oh, I'm a fucking savant. Look at all these fucking motherfuckers. Yeah, but you forgot the Cochrane guy too. Cochrane I thought that who's Cochrane?
The other attorney. Oh yeah, like a team. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're pretty big. Do you think he did it? OJ, I honestly I haven't said the details of the case enough. It's most people say that he's a good idea. No, you don't think it is? Of course he did. He even made a fucking video or even made a book like called If I Did It. He did it. Because that's unbelievable. You want to know the real answer? Great lawyers, money, Judaism.
Riots, right? Oh. I believe so, yeah. Yeah. What a fucking There was a huge amount of anger towards the LA police and I think bad timing. This is a pretty obvious case. Like what was the defense's argument? That the glove was too tight on their hand? Supposedly that was a really convincing argument. Yeah, that line like Sealed the deal or apparently. I understand the people remember that, but then they talk to the jurors. Right? Afterwards? And the jurors are like, I wasn't gonna convict them.
Not after the fucking LA race riot. They say this? Yeah, I think so. Like when the uh now that they've interviewed some of the people fucked based on timing, huh? Or got lucky based on timing. I mean he did it. He fuck like let me put it this way the LA police is not still out there looking for the killer. That's wild.
How long have you lived in this area? I think like two or three years. Do you like the Miami police? Yeah, I guess. You had any interactions with them? Nope. No. That's why I like'em. White people privilege. Shout out my black brothers. Oh yeah. What's the next topic? Um what you got? XQC calls denims insufferable. Do you know who either of these people are? Uh I didn't listen to you because
Okay. XQC claims denim. I don't know who denim is. I'm actually impressed as this person this person got banned. This person ne this this person never gets banded. Do you know what the yellow spoon is? Yeah. Yeah, he does. Why did you both snigger at that? I there's a world where Why is he laughing? It's a long story. What is your what about it? Uh I don't know. She just looks like girl with a yellow spoon to me. Okay. Okay. That's fair. We're both Okay.
Yeah, this sucks to feel out of the loop. We kind of sort of dated, I think, a little bit. Oh five years ago. Wait, maybe you were dating when I met her. Anyway, continue. Why is this so fucked? Okay. Ready? She says the most unhinged shit. This is the most about this is one of the most unlible person I've ever met in my life. Jack, yes, I'm not I guess I'm not.
I I'm not gonna leak private conversations officer, okay? But as if it's at this party, okay? And this person is insufferable. Excuse me, being pumped. Insufferable. She political girl. Holy shit. What side? XQC is a fucking retard, by the way. Do you know that? Uh oh. Yeah. Why is he a fucking retard? Yeah. Savage. What are you doing to the screen? It's at s y thirty Hertz for some reason. Don't worry about it. Yeah, it is now. Yeah, because I just changed it, you fuck.
Wait, is there OLED burning? There is. What do you mean where? Pull up a black uh You stutter before the word after the word black A black image in A black image. What the f I don't know. You just give me I don't know. You're too Oh
No, that's probably something that's being wiped off. No, that's because your fucking head is never m forget it. We'll deal with this later. There there was something there. Maybe a unburned You saw a black and you got upset. What what did you just do? Where'd you go? There you go. Where were you before this? On a website? We're talking about what's her tits? Yellowspin? No, we were talking about denims. Yeah. What is she like uh who is that got put on 4chan or whatever?
Alright, next clip. Who are we talking about? Speaking of I don't know. Uh this is what it this is what it feels like to have your life's work get shit down in the fucking this is my moment. I was gonna do something. I was gonna help people. Teachers get into um Dude, please bring up your your teachers get into fight with school security guards to protect students. Ready? It's already done now. Click. I live rerouted your thing, so now the uh the thing switches to you when you talk, so go ahead.
No, I was just reading the other. Oh, well you guys were talking, so I thought you wanted to finish. This feels like when a teacher is like, Hey, would you like to share with a class? No, but I legitimately want you to I'm we're it's a sh part of a show. We were what were we talking about, Daniel? I don't remember. You said something, I said something, there was a Okay. Please pay the clip. Okay, let's go. Wait, are baggy jeans going on?
This high school is serious. Oh sorry, I forgot to talk about it. This is a high school? If it is, it's like one of those where it's dramatic. You know what I mean? Like one of their formatory high schools. It's just a lot of people fighting, here you go. Why do you have like pedophile clouds?
These are pedophile glass everyone says they're Jeffrey Dahmer glasses. No, they're pedophile glasses. Okay, well fuck it. I fuck kids, boys, and then kill them. I don't cheer. Why you have to kill them too? Because it's Jeffrey Dahmer. He fucking killed him. Is he the clown guy? No, no. No, that's Wayne Gacy Jr. whatever. Kepper Dahmer was the like good looking guy who would fuck dude gay dudes from bars and then kill them.
Children are just guys. No no no but he said pedophile. This is fucking stupid. Jeffrey Dahmer killed gay men. He called me a pedophile. I said I kill gay boys. This episode is joking. He's joking, by the way. I don't kill anyone. This episode right away. This episode is sponsored by Israel Fuck Dan Clancy. How dare you ban Israel for a year? Without telling'em.
Either. How dare Israel fuck kids for wait hold on. In a video game, nobody does this. Okay. Why why are you going to get it? We're gonna ease up off the gas, okay? We got a lot of this is a very What do you want to do next, Wes? Choose one. Typical. You should have looked up. Twenty four frames of Nick. The guest of the podcast is supposed to learn about the hose.
Then you know what's crazy? All I know about you is like you were a pissed off Destiny orbiter until you somehow you worked as you're weighing on to a podcast. And like you're a pissed off Jewish guy who owns a couple of complexes. That's all I know about ya. That's about as accurate a self I suppose I can get. You didn't send me anything. There was no uh anyone who was waiting to come on the show, they don't send you shit. You should change it, fuck'em.
Send me something. Let me know what we're gonna talk about. I can I can cook some shit up. I can understand where I'm coming from. Yeah, just drop that on the floor. From what it's it's water, you chimp fuck. It's uh it's a coaster. This is uh water, God forbid your carpet is touched by it, your Versace fake fucking rug.
Moral of the story is do some fucking effort before you bring a guest on the show. You know, I realize now that we need more buffer people here for him to go off on when we do this. Like that's why it would work with the Raj Royale. We mean buffer people. Like so that we can like victims. Yeah, other victims. I like it when West goes off on us. It makes you feel valued.
I want to get more off on you. I feel like Dan's getting too much of the heat. Okay, yeah. Tan is just a good lick. Yeah. History agrees. What are your lick? All I have on you is like Oh holy shit. Can we talk about the fact? That you are the cringest, gayest fucking retard. Okay. Gayest in the sense of like World of War or Happy Call of Duty. Gay in the sense of not gay people. We're all gay people.
Meaning in a sense of like I've never seen a man's DMs that have made me more uncomfortable in my life than when watching e girls. Okay. Listen. They like the cat faces, okay? Alright, let's go to the next thing here. Alright, what's next? You are a master at this, my friend. Yeah, you're a master. Masturbator.
Do you wanna learn about Tyler the Creator's new album? Nope. Why the fuck would we wanna talk about it? I don't know. Can we talk about that for real though? Tyler the Creator? No, I don't know. Let's go back to it. If you have videos of you seducing uh Thaiish girls, what do they call it? I can tell you. Thai women. How old are you? Enough to get results. But you're old enough to not text women like you're an eighteen year old horny version.
That's what I'm saying is that maybe you should target other women.'Cause the type of woman you're targeting where that shit works on is fucking crazy. It's people that watch streamers. What do you think? Stop fucking these type of women, fucking women. Yeah, what should I walk into the professional world and be like, Hey, I'm looking for a
Walk into the world and be like, hey, look at this Rolex. Hey, look at this fucking ten thousand dollar whatever you have. Look at my hundred thousand dollar. No, that's so crazy. I'd rather fuck the people that like the cat faces than the people that want the fucking two hundred thousand dollar watches. Why would I want some fucking money hunter girls? They work I don't know. It's gross.
Yeah, as opposed to like here I am in my three hundred thousand dollar car with my hundred thousand dollar watch, like uh at least the girls that like Like the catfaces don't have like fake lips and fake tits and fake boobs and fake fucking asses and fucking fake dicks in your case. Ninety percent of the cure. Is doing the way that you call cringe, and you're the tin.
Yeah, you're like, hey, check out my Rolex. Look at picture two. No, that's real expensive. I got this NFT certificate to back it up. The more wealth you use in the pursuit of pussy. And that is the natural thing. I don't want people that are just having my wealth. Okay, but none of them are getting your wealth. You're fucking destroying.
The type of people Name a single woman that's gotten your wealth to the biggest. The type of people You haven't gotten a type of people last anything with them. Shut the fuck up. You're I know what you're saying. You're saying this whole take about how I don't want a girl who wants for my wealth. But
No No no no that's not even what I'm saying. You're they literally just keep on No that is not what I'm saying. Okay, go ahead. The type of women that are attracted to wealth are not the type of no, they're d are I don't want to say they're this is not my type of person. Why? Because I like the like the nerdy college like Attitude vibe like anime fucking people. That's just like my world.
The legal lawyer people or whatever. I don't know what the fuck. There a lot of the yeah. Oh, it's getting that time. That's I feel like the show's over, right? Whatever the the online that era of whatever people.
Okay. The my have you the people around here with like the crazy boobs and lips and the it's fucking gross. This is gross. I agree. I don't like it. I agree. But those are the types of people that want to see you step out of a expensive car with a Rolex. That's fair, that's fair. But it's not like you have to specialize on these type of women. You can fly out bitches from any
But why would I I just don't wanna post a role? I don't buy rooms of capital. Post a Richard Mill on your Instagram and see what happens. What do you think what happens? I think you get you get scouted by a different s uh different breed of woman. What type of woman? Gross, no, what you're talking about the Bella Delphine hunters now, okay? Okay, what are we um But you're asking me, you got it. What no I'm asking like why is he being such a bit?
Well I'm not sure. He drank too much and when he gets too drunk too easy. He drank a one and a half. He's supposed to be his limited as one per show. Do you go to with me? No, we can go out to eat though. That's gay. Do you remember that stream that you and I I'm sorry, that is effeminate. That is like not cool and masculine and potters. Do you remember that stream where you and I played blackjack together? Maybe.
W I we've done a lot of streams. Yeah, I think for one it was like A C R or whatever, right? Love that stream so much because it's something distinct from you. It's like a step out of your normal zone. But we can't stream at the casino. Yes, we can. I've already talked. We can go to the casino. Name one casino around here. The one uh forty minutes away. What's the uh Fucking city. Um
People have YouTubers there all the time. Chat what am I talking about? I'm a little inebriated. It's um It has a big guitar. Yes, the hard rock. Seminole. Seminole hard rock. It's the seminal. They're Italian, not native. Ha ha ha Okay. The Simonalay. We can go to the Simon Lay Casino. Imagine us gambling together. Dude, you are an actual fucking addict. Yeah, no shit he has he said that.
Did you not believe it? This is literally the first time we've talked on the podcast about gambling in two hours. No, but you've been thinking it the whole time, haven't you? The fucking you've been seeing the thing. No, but I had an ulterior motive, is that getting you guys to gamble? You want us to like throw our lives away? No, I don't. I will literally pay for it if that makes you happy. I mean we'll go a third each
But I will put up all the money. And we get to keep whatever we want. How much is how much you put in that? Oh my god. I was gonna say I should put a why are you fucking with this? No, it was an accident. I ripped it out. But I yeah. I should put a we should have a poker table. I could get like the chips and everything. I bet I could set it up. You know what else you could have the camera. You could have the fucking camera.
No, we're not doing a gambling stuff. Yeah, we're definitely gonna be taken seriously for this. Oh, I can tell. You're being taken very seriously. Alright, I'm just saying, chat, although DGGers know it'd be the craziest fucking hype of shit on the planet to watch Steven gamble.
They've seen me gamble before. It's not like you're promoting it. It's not like you have a sponsor of the body. Where do you even live? Where did you fly in from? Texas. When we gambled at sea, it's a good idea. You were fucking shit. You got fucking wiped out. I don't f I don't think I've ever gambled more than like fifty bucks around here.
With me? On what? On stream. On blackjack? Did we do thousands? You had a sponsor. Oh well then it probably wasn't my money. That's what I'm saying. I could be your sponsor. The shit, it would be so funny. Even if we don't stream. What a fuck dinner.
What if we go to the casino or the strip club? Come back in two weeks. Fuck two weeks, pussy. Never going to the strip club, okay? Two weeks. Why? What's wrong with the strip club? You're literally an omega coomer. He has a wife. You don't coom at a strip club. You sit there and you get boners like all your guy friends and do nothing with it. It is a little weird.
It's not a start. No. No, it is a start because you get hard and you get aroused and that gets what your coomer brain hella activated. And then you call over one of your e-girls and then you nut in her fucking gut. That's step two. Step one is going to a strip club. I'm just saying step one. All right. What's the next link? I tried chat, I'm sorry. All right. What do you want? Pick one. It's up to you. Unless I have unmanned politics until the election.
Um diversity, equity, and inclusion. No. Okay, Mia Khalifa choose a phrobe. Yes. Yeah, that sounds interesting. Echoes. Everybody who is not in the US military. This is This is you didn't everybody who is not in the US military. Good morning to everybody who is sitting at home and not on soil that doesn't belong to them, fighting a war for a country that doesn't care about them.
I hope you go over there and get your little brain all scrambled up with PTSD and then come back here and see how much the United States cares about you pooky. See how much You know you can see her butthole online if you want to. Do you Wow, really? The porn star? Is that true, Dan? I just thought Do you guys ever get tired of it? Of what? Of this. Constantly battling. Constantly, every day you wake up, you log on Twitter, you go live, and everything you do, your entire existence.
is arguing with people who will never believe differently than you, no matter how much evidence, no matter how much you push in their fucking face. will believe anything different than what they currently believe. This is what you do with virtual song machines every day, no matter how many times you pull the lever and about it, how many times you play the blackjack, you're always gonna be always losing. No no no time you're always losing. But every day you're always
Yeah. No no no no. There are days, there are ups and downs. No, every day no one ever changes. They do. No one ever changes. No one ever leaves differently. No they absolutely No they fucking don't. I'm not wrong. It's the same shit. Doesn't it exhaust you?
Don't you want to do something? When was the last patch to blackjack where they updated the rules? Ugh the rules. Sometimes you go on streaks. Yeah. Some you never go on streaks ar convincing other people of things that are completely antithetical to what they believe in. It never happens. Absolutely you don't. Give me an example of your greatest accomplishments. No, no, no. That I made their vision on this change and it benefited my vision and what I believe in the most. Who changed?
If I change just one mind. If you find that's enough for me. That's enough for me. No, I need a fucking shot of cocaine. Okay. We're gonna sneak through this clip real quick, guys. how much they care about you when you come back with Oh, I'm so sad. I piss my pants every time I see a falafel stand in Manhattan. Let's see how much the VA cares about you. Let's see what they tell you to do with your little broken brain from going over to fight a war that's It's not yours.
They're gonna tell you to try breathing exercises because the US government does not give a fuck about you once you cannot die for them. Once you're done, once you're a shell, they don't care about you. What did I say on Z Way that one time? Yeah, I think that's I think that still stands as very accurate. Wow. What do you think about that one, West?
What do you think about that one? Yeah, have you ever seen her butthole? Okay. Good. Nice. I already used that one. Yeah, Dan, it's called a fucking it's called a double team, brother. I'm on your team. Oh. Shout out Dan Clancy. Fucking hate that. I hate him too. Can we can we talk about that by the way? Something's exploding. You got me so excited. I don't know what isn't Is it even in here? What the fuck is that noise? I think it's from outside. I don't think so.
It's the same like level there as in here, so I don't think it's in the apartment. He's like a cat. It's fucked. I just watched the colour. Alright, I'll find where the source is. I just watched one that had this. Oh no, we're going crazy. Let's talk about your life. What a fucking pussy. Okay, now the dance is fine. What do you do in like like when you're not working? I'm always working. No, you're not. Like after this, what are you doing for work?
Um after this, uh you can't tell but that whole room was a disaster. But I organized and folded and wrapped every single cable and I organized all the dresses over there. This whole studio is clean and vacuumed today. You can't tell, but when you came everything looked flawless, right? It did. What's that? Dan. What? Oh god what the fuck? You found the source? This is some schizo shit. Hey boys. How are we doing? Hey DGG. Any questions or comments?
Uh anything I need to go over for you guys? Have I been a good guest or do you hate me? I'm sorry if you hate me. I'm just trying to have fun to be honest. I know this is who I am. Oh god damn, it's going really fast. I can't read a single message. It's un unreadable, it's that fast. Can you guys type like one message every three seconds?
Get help. I don't know what for, but there was a lot more dude. I don't know. It just sucks to have it that fast. I didn't. I just said hey guys I want to speak to you and then this happened. I can read that. I can see the code. Okay, read a single message. Um yes, what's your favorite pizza? Uh muted Desi Fuck fuck. Wes, you are a clout chaser? Do you call me a clout chaser?
Do you think I'm a college razor? Yeah. Why? You only play black check with famous people? I've played black check every single day. What's the last not famous person you played black check with? Myself. Okay. Well. Why'd you just do that? It was ice. I didn't want to solve the air. Just ignore it, it's fine. No, turn on the air conditioner or I'm gonna fucking kill myself. True, good point. I take care of it. Ha the second he finished the sentence it came back. Turn the eight.
So did you just put your hands like this thinking you're gonna solve it again? I know you're schizophrenic and you think the A C affects the like sound quality, it really doesn't matter. Come on, thank you. Turn it down to the Sony, good luck. Wes, do you play craps? I've never played craps. It's one of the few games I don't know. Do we are do do you guys should do a section where it was like call-ins? Sometimes you do, yeah. Dude, can we do call-ins? I would love to fucking talk.
GGG is like, I love these people and I'm but I'm also like horribly scared of them. I mean I paid for this, but fuck it. Let's do some call ins. What did you pay for? Promote your anti Twitch propaganda? What? Fuck you, man. I love the beat.
I like that noise. Who the fuck is this bitch? Do you play Rush Roulette? I would. If you gave me a million dollars and told me to pull the trigger, one out of six chance I die, I pull that trigger every time. For a million dollars? It doesn't worth it, but it's the rut. The million wouldn't change my life, but the rough
Plus you get a million. You have a what, a seventeen percent chance to get a get a free million? I prefer to think. No, seventy percent chance to die, eighty three percent chance to gain a free million dollars. That sounds like yeah. Those odds are good odds. What camera do we even have a camera going to this right now? Uh that's your setup to decide. Can I do that from here?
Does my microphone does all of it come through one thing in Discord? Yeah. Hey, what's up, dipshit? Comes into your mouth. Yeah, one second. Oh yeah, take your time. Push the camera, see what we even have I don't know if there's anything on this round. Oh yeah, you gotta turn on your camera too there, Tuna. Oh it can.
Black. I if you have to do black with what I was saying. It's a black screen. Yeah, you can um you can pick someone else for a set to fix my camera. Alright later, buddy. Bye. See you guys soon, hopefully. TGG, I've been waiting to talk to you for a long time. Ask Wes if he's bicked. What does that mean? If you shaved your head. Uh Oh, we can do dog warts for you. No, I've done dog warts. Oh. I've been around this world a long time. How much did you say? Uh
What do you mean how much I say I got to Dark Dog Wards? Did you? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I would fuck I'm gonna be honest, I'm not that opposed to fucking dogs. If you give me like a fucking warm wet pussy golden retriever and it is Ha ha ha! And it is backing it the fuck up? I'm beating that pussy up, baby. Inshallah. Inshallah. FL case bro. Wait, have you guys you guys did Dark Dog Warts? Yeah, they asked me to rape the dog. That's dark dog warts, yeah?
If the dog hates it and I thought, well, I like raping women, so What the fuck? What is wrong with you? Condo There's a line. I've never raped a woman. Jesus fucking cr Why would you say stop for me saying I've never raped a woman? Right like a woman But I would rape a woman I would Did you know what sucks is that men that can rape women are like infinitely Sexually expandable. They can go to the most fucked up looking at the same thing.
So black magic at the very top, four. See if that does anything. Okay. I don't even think I have it hooked up so good like that. We don't need the camera, that's fine. Yeah, true. Yeah, they don't need our camera. Make them talk. They don't need to see us. Yeah, they don't need to see us. Wait, no, I banned this guy. Turn off your camera, bro. Turn off your camera so it's cleaner, you fucking chim.
Well click yourself. Well when someone comes in. That way their sc screen's bigger. Okay. Choose a name here. Um Lucifer. No, that guy we talk to all the time. Oh, okay. Eddie D. Sorry Herusfer. Maybe in a little bit. What? I want to spike I want to speak to him. If he sucks can I can I be the one to kiss? Yeah, hold on. I gotta I gotta drag'em each way. Yeah, sure. Uh hey what's up, man? Oh you one second. Okay. Turning it on. Oh there you go.
Hey what's up Matt guys? I can't even hear it anymore. The AC is gonna be tough. Loud smoke detect oh, I'm sorry, that's probably my AC. It's kinda loud. I'm sorry then It's his fault, obviously. Yeah, it it was my fault. Where are you from? Dan Uh I gotta compliment you on not wearing that fucking hat anymore because your hair is awesome. So good job. Oh Dan. Oh me. Your hair's nice, yeah. I have to wear this like'cause my hair's fuck.
You seen this shit? Like I'm like you see that ring? I think it works. I think you're fine. Why don't you grow it out? It doesn't work either. You don't need to go down. I think you'd look fine. I think you'd look good right now. Wes, what the fuck? You look like Walter White with stage five cancer. What the fuck? Walter White they died of stage five cancer, you fucking sin. Stage five is death, right?
Yeah. That's that's what it looks like. He didn't die of cancer. Yes he did. No, he died of cancer Have you watched the end of the show? He died of cancellation. Yeah the idea is probably that he died of both, right? He was never shot. Cancer just hit him and it was the end. He died. He got shot. When did he get shot? Wait what shot. He got shot by himself actually. How did he get shot? He died he was standing in the lab looking all the way. He was never shot. No, think about it.
Whatever shot. Yeah, he was not shot. He shot everyone in the house, remember with uh the trunk gun? Are you retarded or Yeah, a little bit, right? No, I'm Dan thinks that Dan thinks that Walter White got shot with the fifty caliber that went through the wall and was just walking around and then died afterwards. But you see his whole thing. There was blood though. No, I uh uh just just uh just scrambling around.
Kill yourself. You're throwing the fuck out of Dan, so good job. Yeah, bye bye. Don't kick him from the server because it'll fuck his turn. Dear God, Daniel. Alright, who do you want next? I want someone to inf. Someone wants to talk. Eddie D was my second one. Give me Eddie. Right-click wait wait wait wait wait. Right click them and then you can do um uh move to channel. No, no, I'm just saying so you don't have to Okay, what else has got it?
No, no, no, no, no, don't do that Watch anything else! Okay, hold on. Uh bing bong bang. Let's bring him up. Where are we? Up one higher. You gotta drag him and then drag him again. Or you could right click him and move him to the channel, but you know, or you could just do this. Hey brother! Turn on your camera. Cam up, baba? This is the guy that he's coming. Okay, don't do this because it okay. Fine. We'll have to do it every time. Wait. Oh no.
Ninu said West it too much but Ninu I remember you back from the old days. Before you were a destiny You worked for him, okay. I remember the Dinu working on podcast days, okay? Shout out those big French tits, inshallah. Cam up, you fucking idiot. How hard is Discord? He's working on it, okay? How do you have to work? Yeah, I'm on my phone and it just doesn't let me click it. No one is there. Wait. Michael. Get the fuck out of here, you champ. No, don't sever me bat him. I didn't ban him. Um
Um, woman? Fuck. You know the worst part about this? No- oh, you gotta close this. Dear God. Can you use c can you pus uh control minus Does that work? Yeah, that's it. No, no, just d don't do that. Just right click right click the name and do move to. There. Click I don't see any scroll down, move to and then the channel. What are we in? Live on stream? Probably. Hey. Kill yourself. Um That guy is a dog. Why, dude?
Hey! He's muted too. Fuck man. Three. Wait. Two? Wait, wait, you can't even see. I can see if he talks. Oh hey man. What's up? Hey brother, how are you? I'm doing good. Can you give me a camaroski? You wouldn't even be able to see it. You're not even on a camp screen. Double click this. He's fucking driving. No, this is w this guy's gonna kill himself.
I'm sorry I lost in the hair sign. Um Grease Ball uh fucking Greek people. Legacy! This is the guy I was telling you earlier. Is that his or Dares' roommate? Oh. Hey gay boy. This should totally be fine. Oh, hello. This is coming next week, so this is like a preamble. Hey boy. I know, it's good. Yeah, came up. Oh shit, okay. Hey Marcus, how are you buddy? I'm doing fantastic. You look extremely racist based on your garb. Uh no. But do we have any fun stories to tell Wes? What about what?
Just about the Abbey? The general situation. Oh. Abby, that's a good one. You know who Abby is? Nope. But I liked it both of you guys got super uncomfortable all of a sudden. Oh you don't oh see fuck that nope no no no that sounds like a rumor. So next person, no no no, give me the give me the mouse thing. Huh. You want it? Don't worry, we both have five. I don't even know who you're talking about. Can I get a high five? You guys look like you're
Hey, good job. Like you did a great job today, okay? Thank you. I appreciate it. Great job. Let's drag in some uh subscribers. Why are you subsc like look at these guys? Wait, Hey, what's up, buddy? Hey. Hey buddy. We gotta start screening for who hasn't fucked Destiny before they get into the call. Yeah, yeah, that's why my mom is there from here. Hey, what up? Come up, retard. Okay. This is going well.
The the whole calling. I don't blame him. I don't know. I don't know if I would want to be in here either. Why not? How's it going? Wow, what's up? DJ Daddy P he's got that you know he's got that paper towel right there, right? Holy shit. Do you have a girlfriend? Exactly. No. Alright, take'em. Wait, wait, wait, before I go, I wanted to glaze Dan. Okay. I wanted to say uh thank you for standing up for us Jews and I uh I called my local representative to get passed the message along.
Good. That's right. People should do the same. But my my bitch ass representative in District 4, Massachusetts, automatically went to voicemail. So it's not a big one. Why do you have a giant dog plusher on your back? Why the fuck don't you? Because if I had a girlfriend I would. But if I fuck kids I also would. So if you said you don't have a girlfriend therefore ipse inglay, you fuck kids, get out.
He's fine. I'm sorry. Why is he server deafened? I deafened him earlier. He was in the chat server deafened. I appreciate what you've done. You've Do you like that I've stolen your fucking valor as the the king of Israel? I did it in three days. Okay, big booty Judy, what's up?
Hi. How's it going? You know your camera isn't on, right? Can't see anything. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know even Yeah, that's I don't think I even hooked it up. The tech guy. I forgot we actually did call on the show, so I don't think I thought about it so
Alright, well first of all I gotta say, this is like top two episodes. I'm not gonna lie, dude. Wes is just like top two. Thanks, but guests on this show. Wow, look at that. Uh next to Richard Lewis, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know which one was funnier. Well talking about um Uh dude, my ass is getting beat by grad school. Like living alone for the first time and like being able to handle all this is like a really What are you studying? Uh clinical psychology. Oh shit, fuck it.
You want to be a clinical psychologist, not a clinical psychiatrist. You put two and two together just like that? This guy's some psychiatrist. I wanna be a clinical psychiatrist. I didn't know there was such a thing as a clinical psychologist. Yeah. Normally when you say clinical, it means doctor.
Psycho everyone and their mom can get a psychology degree. No. Yeah, well, that's true. Psychologists are a dime a dozen. Clinical psychiatrists are pretty fucking hard to get. Shout out PhD. So you want to be a clinical psychologist.
No, no, West has like a super good point. Like if you have like a master's degree or like some like specific type of bachelor's degree, you could practice therapy in Michigan, like stuff like that. It's like some real bullshit. Like being a clinical psychologist is like That the PhD in the U.S. But you still can't you still can't prescribe people medicine. In some states they can. Psychologists? Yeah, in some states they can. No, one of those shit states. Wow. Are you one of the shit states?
No, usually a psychiatrist does that. That's it. And then I refer to a psychiatrist. Hey, in some states I didn't ask. Wow. No, no, no. I was talking to you. Hey, so how long do you guys think you're gonna keep hugging each other? Give me a kiss. Is this a hug? This is like a bro thing. Do you think you'll do this throughout the show? See now that I put it on you, you eventually you'll you're gonna have to stop. In gay relationships, you suck or you get sucked.
You know, it really just depends on That doesn't make comments. That's not the guy's a Hassan fan or no. But if I'm the one being pushed in the sucker sis situation and you're pushing my head, I don't really like it. I'd be gentle, don't worry. I've never been in this lab on the internet, but when telling the last time, Okay, wait. What is this? Yeah, what do you go for, dude? Uh the I have like two more things. I uh Dan say it. Are you okay?
How you doing Dan? Dan's kind of just been dying this past episode. Yeah, why don't you do that? You need to do more advice on your on your YouTube channel, Dan. What? He's so good. Unironically. What did I do on my YouTube? You you post these like random like ten minute videos and you give them like really good, like practical advice. Unironic like really good.
Oh, I do it everyone's comfortable. That makes me anxious. Can you guys just fucking stop? You should go over there and pat him. No, just just Separate if my cat was acting like this, I just think I'm supposed to be a little bit more. It's okay, Daniel. There's no guests on the side of the table for this reason. I don't wanna He reminds me of someone, but I can't pin it. Richard Simmons, the Latino version. Nah, not gay enough.
Wait, he's got literally a pink headband on. No, he fucked him. You don't think Richard Simmons fucked women? Absolutely, this man fucks women. Okay. If he doesn't fuck women Inshallah. Why uh Lord of the Rings poster on the wall? Looks like a pretty old rings. Deal? That much though? Yeah, why not? Who's that? Who's Deal? It's mirrored.
Lead? Oh is it? What the fuck could that mean? It's code for something probably. He's the next one. Oh DGGL. Alright, we're we're pandering. You're a country artist in twenty twenty four. It's a deep reference, sorry. That's like a normal people reference, my bad. That was really funny, dude. Yeah. You know what? You hit some audiences, you miss them. That was my bad on that. What it what's the what do we want to talk about?
Oh, Steven, I had another question about Vivance versus Adderall. Yeah, bro, what's up, man? Do you ever feel like you're more emotional i in like every single sense of the word? Like you feel emotions like a lot more strongly when you're on medication. Like that new happiness. Nope. Sounds like you're just getting high, bro. But that's basic and awesome. Just make sure you keep up on the dose so you get higher and higher every time. Yeah, I feel like you get less emotional on bimans or.
You get like more methodical, more scientific, more like locked in math burden. Dexter's lab kinda Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Emotions like flat out the window. What do you mean? Emotions every than it's a pussy like a math equation. Exactly.
But what do you mean occupation they're like distracted by like twenty different stimuli? Whereas like if you're on later all you're like so much more focused on the other. Stimmuli has nothing new with emotion. He's got the emotion of irrationality right now. That's why he was mixing that up. Sounds like you need some more Vivance outerall. True. Double dose. You ever snorted Vivands? No, I don't think that works.
I once stored a hundred and or twelve hundred milligrams of Adderall and went to the ER for a heart attack. That could work. Yeah. Yeah, turns out I was panic attack, not a heart attack. Actually snorting makes you take it a lot faster. Like it'll get in your blood shape a lot faster. For the Adderall as well, but for I don't think for vitamins are supposed to. We should snort Adderall. Not for you. Yeah. Okay, well I get it. Some friends get drunk, some friends don't.
Where do you get cocaine in Miami? You're a Cuban. It's literally fucking Miami. You probably walk outside and step into cocaine. Yeah, but I don't want to talk to like shitty, broke, poor people of cocaine. Well like good. Okay. We're Miami Beach. Next guy. I love it. I pay like ten thousand dollars a month for rent between these fucking places. There's gotta be good. Stop. Don't hit the monitor. I know you didn't just stop why you eat
Next guy! Next guy, Steven! Love you, guy! You have the mouse, that's right here. Oh, shit. Love you, buddy. Uh I can't press oh son of a bitch. Where are where are we pulling from? Here? Oh fuck. Jesus Christ. There's way too many. Who the fuck are these guys? Looks the most sexy to you. Wait, scroll up. Do the Who? Oh never man. Whoever's the most sexy to you. Oh, sexy? Yeah. There's literally no women.
That's like a trans chick, that's close enough. Jesus. What do you mean? How is that Jesus? Would you rather choose okay, if there's a tier list between man and women fucking move someone in, please. Alright. Like I'm gonna choose a woman over a trans woman. Hey, trans woman. Hello? Z123 No I was standing off screen laugh. Hey!
They're they're deafened, so they can't hear you. They they can't hear us on stream. Stop. Stop. What is wrong with having a penis? This guy doesn't support trans women. That's what I'm getting from now. No, now go ahead, be a bigot. Shout out DJ Clancy, hate him. No. Fuck it, you're a you're a Clancy infiltrator op. That's what's happening. Clancy has sent you to fucking take me down. Oh my god, his end game.
I didn't see your mom coming either, but I still dealt with her. Wait, it's Discord Broker on a rant. No, he's there. Hey Jables. Wow. Why the fuck do you do call ins? Well, I don't normally hey came up God fucking damn. What's it? No, now they're just gonna start. This doesn't work. We won't do it. We won't do the strat anymore based on how this pay? Hello? K Bob please. Okay, hold on. Do I have your consent to masturbate? What the fuck? What the fuck is-
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Never mind, I have a weight limit. What the weight? Just kidding, bay all up fat chicks. What's up, baby? I am so Hi. Um I just okay. Uh first off Destiny, I'm a huge fan. And Dan. Why are you doing this? No more beer. What do you Why the fuck did you give me power, bro? You fucked up big time! Alright, let's put in bearded pine cone. This guy probably fucks. Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Yo. Hey buddy. What's going on, bro? What's up, man? Came off for your boys. Yeah, I got you. Thank you. Thank you. Yup. Turn it off! Dan just screamed, turn it off. I would like to tell you, Dan is a known racist. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa what are we doing over here? I support you as a man. Is it the racism? Are you black or Arab? Take a guess. Uh I don't want to. That's why I asked. No, do it. I got you. You got the you got the guess. I would say arrow.
No, black? Okay. Not even. Dude, you're very, very you give very both vibes. That's literally what I ask. This guy right here is from Quebec. Mexican? Quebec, yep. Canada. I'm so good. What the fellow you got? Where's your skin from? Dominican Dominican. The answer is always Mexico, right? Where's your skin? That's like my default fucking answer. Uh how's the how's the show going so far? I'm like five minutes behind right now. Oh it's going fucking ama it's going amazing. Okay. Um
Yeah. Uh quick question. Um, so I am working for an Israeli startup and I wanted to get some advice from Dan about How to best uh move forward in that environment. I'm happy to give you advice and talk about money. Okay. Because they don't want advice from a fucking degenerate retard that's gonna look like you could be broke tomorrow. Yeah. Okay. What do you want? Just talk about it. What w what would you like? What what do you want?
Well, I mean, uh I don't have any specifics, it's just more so I um I've been here for like I've been for the working for the company for about three years and um I just wanted to uh I don't know. find better ways to move forward, get uh ahead in general. The uh and I'm new to the startup environment, so um I don't know. Any s any
General suggestions would be great, honestly. Find a good co founder. Like that's the number one thing that'll save your life. Okay. What are you doing? I'm just bored. You Okay. Okay. But that's a I'm sorry, this is like so unfortunately. This is like it's like a it's a you've caught me at a very strange point in my life right now. No, no. Okay, we got you. Don't worry, you're good. What do you got? No, yeah. What do I have? So? On the mic. Yeah, I already muted it. Oh.
Do you want to listen? No. Okay. I'm sorry, go ahead. Sorry. Um so you wanna you want startup uh investment advice, yeah. Well no no no. I I am a worker for a Israeli startup and uh I I f I'm I'm feeling kind of uh I don't know, lost or uh I feel like something's missing and I I I just wanted to see if maybe there was just general advice and on how to best progress through the whole startup environment thing'cause I'm it's kinda lost on my end. Is it's new to me. Does that make sense?
Not really. No. Okay, hold on. Uh thirty four. Well, have you done traditional work before? Yeah, I've been working my whole life. It's just startups are I I just started Yeah, so okay, is this like a small operation, like less than five or ten people or?
Yeah, medium ish size. Yeah. And they're international. So what is the issue that you're working in an environment with way less structure, with way less direction, you're expected to have more like creative freedom or like pick your own kind of like work to work on, or what's going on? Yeah, yeah. It's uh it's i it's two prong. Uh that uh just having to do your own thing at your own time, um
in that sense and the other pong is that it's an international company. So I was just wondering if there was like any like general communication advice or things that I should maybe practice more to be able to Uh effectively communicate with people that are like seven. You're a you're a long talk. Yeah. Think about The fastest way that you can say what you want to say, as quick as you can. What what is you've said a lot now and I and it's like uh
You know, one of the most important things is getting across what you want to say quick, fast, to the point, cut the bullshit. So that's all. Think about the best way to do that moving forward they'll help you a lot, I think. Unironically, I'm not I'm not memeing with the ability. So much of startups and success and things like that is how well you can talk to people, how good you can get your idea across to people. Um
I always said this like a million times before in the past. If you were to give me the world's shittiest product with the best sales team or the world's best product with no sales team, I'll take the world's shittiest product every day of the week. Okay, and the reason why is that People are able to communicate effectively, have successful conversations. those who are fucking brilliant programmers that are fucking r like Autistic, retard, whatever. Uh
They go fucking nowhere. You know what your issue is right now, Dan? You're being a long talker. I see it, I see it. No, I got you, gotcha. I I uh one quick question for uh Destiny if it's possible. Uh you don't have to answer this, but um in recent days Pisco and Rob kinda mended their bridge and I'm feeling some type of way about it. Do you have any opinion about it in general?
To me it seems uh kinda fucked up the way that's a good thing. Unless they made the ultra black black list, then people can be friends who they want to be friends. I don't care. Do you mean my I I just Okay. Try enough. Yeah, it is kinda weird. I guess they just have like a They're like uh they've got a long friendship. Yeah. Yeah. No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I need it because there's a thing I do. Listen Oh yeah, give me give me give me
Uh collins would be fun. Can we apologize to Pei? Yeah, that we brought in and kicked the girl that Destiny was gonna have a shot with. Oh yeah, sorry Pei. It was I kicked you for the bit'cause it was funny,'cause you said I love you Destiny and I was like, uh I don't really care. Love you, you're beautiful. Um Yeah, why why is Wes calling anyone fat? He's actually four. Okay, listen if you got kicked tonight, no hard feelings to any of the people that got kicked, okay?
Shout out Ninu, love her. Regardless of her large French tits, we love her exclusively for the fact that she's smart and funny and interesting. Make sure to check out Bridges for the serious version of the show. Yeah. Shout out Bridges when you want politics. Correct. Shout out Oh my god, they made a game for us. Ready? There's a game? Alright. Twitch or tear okay. Yep, here we go. Shout out Redac.dev sponsoring this portion of the stream.
All right, go ahead Wes. Since you haven't been here for a while, you get to do the the question answers. America deserved nine eleven. I can't disavow the facts. Is the sauna a terrorist? Okay. Wrong. Alright. Part of America deserved nine eleven. I I can't disab, man. That was Denim's that was Denim's that did it, not alright. We're on to next. Okay, we got a few of these to do. You ready? You have fifty two of these? Alright.
I feel like we're wasting a lot of time. Shut the fuck up. What do we have to do before we go to the next topic? How about you just fucking do this? Well I feel like well let's do one because West this is probably not a good segment for No, it is good because he doesn't know all the fucking needs. It's probably not a good segment for West. Hey brother, I'm a good segment for everything. There's a better way to utilize your talent
I don't fucking care. Okay, we have to play. Dan wants to play this game. Let's do it. Come on, man. I don't give up. Don't patting me like I'm a fucking retarded kid, bro. I hate that. I'm a good girl. I'm a good kitty. Wat is next Daniel? The Israeli government cares more about bloody imperial ambition and conquest than they do about the livelihoods and their lives of their own citizens.
Benjamin and What do you what do you think, Steve? Well I thought it was my game show. Um I'm gonna go ahead and say Twitch. You know how funny, by the way, that his name has networked. The Israeli government cares absolutely more about bloody imperial ambition and conquest. Can you shut the fuck up for a second? They're gonna get real mad next. Audience will get mad, yeah. For what?
Wait, what do you want to do? Talk to me. Answer the question. I thought my camera's here. No, don't wear the camera. Six channels. What? They're hitting What is he pissed about? Who do you mean? He wants you to play the game. I'm playing the game, but I'm having a side conference. No, we're not having a side conference. Okay, sure, bro. If Hesla is a terrorist organization, America's a top organization. Shout out the LGBTQI plus community. Topping is fine, bottoming is fine, I don't care.
A B, it's cool, bro. Hezbollah, America, who everyone's atop, everyone's at the bottom, it's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. So it was that a Twitch terrorist. Okay. Nope. Party, dude. What the f well it's just a Hassan. So Hassan is not Oh my god. Well Hezbollah is a terrorist organization. Dog if Hezbollah I love this fucking website. I mean I've been responding
Every time I see terrorists I think a Hassan. No, it's not it's not Hassan is uh considered twitch. Alright, here millions of children are o are out in the open air lacking basic elements of living, including drinking water resulting in their bodies shedding liquids and subsequently their death. Terrorist. Wait, no, that would be twitch.
I don't fucking know bin Laden. How is it that the more extreme shit is from Twitch? Well, probably because they're picking the most extreme Twitch quotes and the least extreme Osama bin Laden quotes. Who said this? How the fuck should I know? That's a terrorist for sure. Yeah, a terrorist. Well yeah, there we go. Oh, who's that? I don't know. Is he? United States should be held responsible at the end of the day for nine eleven Hezbollah.
Wait, hey. I thought Hezbollah was a small wait, hold on. We have to have a sidebar. I thought Hezbollah was a small guy on Instagram. Don't might be a guy named. The guy who's into UFC and shit. He's like retarded and small. You're thinking of Joe Rogan. No. Different guy. He went to the he did Donner McGregor. Not Irish. Who the fuck am I talking about? Has The UFC fighter? No.
Hasbullah. That's different. Yeah. He said you said Hezbollah, not Hasbullah. That's different, yeah. Okay, okay. What the fuck is Hezbollah? It's like Hamas. But more potters. Not less potters. Jewish amongst they're gonna clip that one and see. Oh, so Dan also supports tires.
United States should be held responsible at the end of the day for nine eleven, the way that people say Israel should be held responsible for the attack on october seventh. That's a r that's reasonable. What's the ch what's the choice for reasonable twitch? Oh, you got it. The United States should be held responsible at the end of the day for nine eleven. The same way that people say Israel should be held responsible for the attack on October seventh. Do think it was Sweden either. Yeah.
That's her. Well first you confuse her with uh girl with a yellow spoon. You fuck girl with the yellow spirit. Oh wait, you fucked Sweetanood? Stop, stop. No. Who have you fucked? Nobody. Yum. Wait, this is denim. Who not? Denim. You fucked denim.
That's denim. You didn't fuck denims. You fuck girl with the yellow spoon. I'm not I don't answer these questions. The only person I fuck is your mom. Please. How political can you be? So this girl has sex. That's denim. Have you or have you not fucked with sex? I haven't had sex with anybody. I'm gonna vow celibacy. I've saved myself for you. This is the Palestinian Holocaust app. True. Yeah, that was true or false. Okay, fuck. Um uh Twitch, Twitch.
Correct. Okay. What is there like a reward for this? Yeah. Alright. The Zionists attempt to transmit dangerous disease like AIDS through exports to Okay, I have to ask you guys, because you are well versed in this shit. The fuck is a Zionist? I got a different view than he does. Oh, you want to know my word? Cook, Bubba. Here you go. A Zionist?
A Zionist is uh uh now in practice in function, you wanna know the definition of Zionist? Here, shut the fuck up and listen. You wanna know what a Zionist is? No, I want you to give me a bro to bro ship. Yeah, bro to bro. You wanna know what a Zionist is? Give me a bro. Shut the fuck up and listen. That's not a burn answer.
A Zionist podcaster. I'm gonna fucking throw my drink at you. What are you gonna do about it? Drink uh drink and a half and then throw the rest? A Zionist is a new code where a code COD! I got him! I got him! I got him! I fucking got him! Codewood! Mr. Codwood! He's gonna say Zionist is a dog whistle for Jew. That's it, that's it. It's just another word for Jewish. That's what I thought. Yeah, it is. I thought when you're Zionism. No, it is. It is. It is.
Oh but as a Jew it's'cause he wants to separate he wants to combine them to have more power for his Brigade for people hating Jews. Not because they're the same thing, but because as a Jew you want to be like, oh, they hate Zionism, Judaism, the same. You basically you just got the Habib pass. Oh. Why the fuck did Israel just Oh you sure you don't want to get the Asmongold treatment? No, this is not the Asmongold treatment.
You should have a fucking band aid. They banned people from the fuck are these the they're American funded superpowers. Why didn't they just rip the band-aid and just bomb it all immediately? No, stop. Why do people?
that I got fucking clip chimped on so hard. You got clip chimp for that? For the p what should happen? I saw you. I was like, he's absolutely right. No. What do you mean you saw me? We were in the same Discord call together. I'm so sorry. Oh, I asked you Yeah, you asked me. That's right. Yeah, we come full circle. Did he turn the AC super cold in here? I'm getting cold. Are you cold or you super cold?
No, I'm okay. Okay then. Uh no, I I remember people said like oh West started the the the whole war. You did, it was here. Shout shout out sorry Jews, sorry Palestinians. Let's be honest, sorry more to the Palestinians. How many Iraqis have hit Israel yet? Like one and a half? Like one and a fucking half. And they call themselves the victims. Yeah. Ask'em how many Palestinians died versus Jews died. How many Palestinians versus Jews died? Exactly. Yeah. Shut up. Basically.
They I get it. They're gonna be attacked Israel's probably killed more Jews in the Gaza Strip than in fucking Israel. Absolutely. But why not just rip the fucking band-aid, just kill'em all. No, in a video game not that happening ever. No, I'm just saying that I don't think that would be very reasonable. Why not? Well, because there's two million Palestinians living in Gaza. There's infinite Jews with infinite power, right? So there aren't infinite Jews.
Limited number of them. Infinitely fuck you. They d like there's no it's a it's comparison a chihuahua and a pit bull. Comparison? Compare Hey ring. I'm inebriated. I'm not gonna you can do this to Dane, you can't do it to me. Okay. So it's a toi versus a pit bull. No, you didn't, because I didn't react. He reacted. No. He's a jerry, that's what you're doing. He's a chlilch. He's like a Jerry from a Buckham. Uh but the difference is
Pitbull, Chihuahua. Why didn't the pit bull just rip the fucking chihuahua's head off? Why just nip at the chihuahua? Just to cause it more suffering? Just to make it fucking want to die? You know, this is gonna affect you way more than me. Cause in three days I'm going back to playing rust. You're still gonna have to be protecting Israel for like the rest of the fucking your life. Wait, do you not agree with me?
I do I'm gonna pivot to being pro Palestinians, so I'm fine actually. This is my pivot. Wait, I think either side is pro-Palestinian. I think either side is pro Israeli. That's just a good idea. The Palestinians can never win. They're never going to survive. There's never a world, no matter who gets involved, where even if let's say the biggest powers in the world get involved, that the Palestinians survive. So why draw it out? Why drawing surviving, they're alive. Yeah, now.
They've been alive for a long time. Exactly. We're drawing it out. We're uh death by a thousand years. No, no, no, they're not death things. They'll fig they'll figure it out. No, they won't. They will. They'll die. No, they'll figure it out. They'll figure it out. Oh, really? They'll they'll figure it out. The Palestinians, the fucking
Literally living in hut dirt people. They're not living in huts. The pala the Israeli superpower backed by American military thing? They're gonna figure it out. Figure out what? They'll figure it out. How to engrave gravestones quicker? No the fuck they won't. They will. They will not.
I know they will. They should have ripped the fucking band-aid so we didn't have this conversation two years ago. It is the band-aid. The band aid is the Palestinians. And I support the Palestinians. What they're going through is genocide, but let them fucking It's ne they're never going to win, so just kill'em and then we can deal with the repercussions afterwards. Oh wait. Why keep string it up? Yeah, no the camera going you the whole time. Why deal with it afterwards, man? It's fucked up.
I don't see another way this is uh as a non political birth. You know what? I don't see a other way. I think Daniel should read off the Patreon names you've got. Yeah, I I think so too. It's getting to be that time. I mean we're at the end of our show, un unironically. Um Okay. Well there was a there was a nugget of truth somewhere in there. Okay. Do you want to answer this one? That's like what normal people think. No, it's like no. What do you think?
They we need to all come together. De political size yourself. De streamerize yourself. Consenting or Consenting. Oh four dollars? W which can I choose the dog? Yep. Yeah, four dollars. What would you choose? Wait, do I get it every time I fuck the dog? Yes. How much does it cost like an average woman's salary in the United States? How can you make this more offensive? I choose that a month.
Seventeen thousand, whatever it is. Seventeen bucks 17,000 bucks a month. I'd fuck the dog. You think a average woman's salary is 17,000 a month? You've had some inputs your whole life. Shout out Lahayam, shout out your wife. Okay, imagine fucking the hottest, sexiest, most willing dog on the planet and it just backing that shit up? Every time you're fucking it and you get a woman's salary for it?
I fuck that dog once a month, whatever it costs. I it's uh it loves me, it supports me, okay. Alright, just shut the fuck up, Wes. You asked me. Hey. You asked me. Alright, I need you to shut up. Next question. Alright, why don't you answer this one, Steve? Design oh All right, Steve, let's see if you can fucking do it. You know, people put effort into this. Twitcher terrorists dot com, by the way. Which one? No one cares. They do. Um design of
Um I'm gonna go terrorist. Terrorist. Yep. Fast. Speed run. Oh we only have forty three questions left, by the way. So we're almost there. Uh terrorist. Terrorist. Wrong. Yeah, yeah, here, here it is. Terrorists don't use the word genocide. Because they they have like an ego. They're like genocides for fucking bitch maids. You are a bloodthirsty violent pig dog. That's like a twitch one. That's a twitcher. That's a twitcher. Yep.
Relative sidebar sidebar is a big thing. Relative peace for this pr probably some language. Why the fuck do you combine? We're just going through this. I fucking hate this guy. Yeah, what a surprise. We're trying to have a conversation. I think this one is terrorist. Nope. Oh why did you choose terrorist? Relative peace was shattered on October seventh. Relative peace doing uh uh an unimaginable amount of weight. This is awesome. Oh who's this? What do you think?
Hãy subscribe cho kênh Gõ Để không bỏ lỡ những video hấp dẫn Good company. No problem with that company. Yahoo may have got fucked up, shout out Mark Cuban. Fuck you Mark Cuban. Um Google. Google dot Inc. That's uh that's Twitch. Yeah, that's what I said. US and UK some of the worst genocidal superpowers. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, is he wrong? And I support terrorism so long as it was against the United States government. Is it I thought we weren't doing the whole do thing?
I'm not Jewish, he's not Jewish. Thirty-three percent of the cast is Jew. I get it, you have a like a whole bit. We've done the bit for like fifteen minutes. Let's do something fun! We get it and DJ Clant Hey, can you put the camera on me? DJ Clancy Where's the camera? This one? I don't know if this is a good idea. Which one? DJ Clancy. No, let's just No. Wait, real quick, let's have him read off some names first, real quick. He's got some really good names to read off. After as soon as I
As soon as I read off the names, you can do your whole spiel. Think of your speech right now, put it in your own. Um audience. All right. Filters, okay. All right. Wow. What a what a interesting show that we've had so far today. Okay. Uh Destiny play League again, please. Destiny is a known cat. Alright, Kitta Cat, Gray Code. Igor Delas, Gabriel Lantis, Lawson Harrison.
Carl Alex Pauls Mash Stars Honestly Reckless and Mikey P. This is an old friend of mine. Thank you, and I am so, so sorry. Stop. Nobody hates Jews. What? Stop. I thought those are the names. Oh. What fucking names am I waiting? Any other final thoughts for us on the phone? Anything else, Steve? Steve, anything else? No, okay. You have you wanna you got your speech in your head? For what you wanted to say to Dan Clancy? No, I thought you were going to do a big thing.
You have a list of bunch of names in you and No. I we were gonna wait for you to give your whole speech first. Hey chat, love you. What no, give your speech? Why not? I wanna have fun. I'm having f so much fun. I mean I'm having fun. How long have we been here? Uh uh about two and a half hours. A little over. How long do you have? Well I my goal is to do two to two and a half hours. He likes to do like four plus hours or something. Like four plus?
Yeah, I I think I think we're I'm getting pretty tired actually. Yeah, he wants to leave more. We'll go to we'll go out to eat though. Yeah, we're gonna go out to eat. Why? You don't like food? No, I don't want to go to a strip club. Can you please? I promise I'll pay for you. That is not that wasn't the limiting factor.
I wanna I don't wanna do some gay in a video game, gay happy. Okay. I don't wanna I'm going home. Just so you know. I'm not gonna eat. Good. The two of you guys can go together. Okay, in the stream I wanna talk again. Go ahead. Steve, you we have to do anything else. We did anything else, Dan? Anything else? Watch anything else. Wha why would you watch this? Watch anything else. No nothing else, Steve. Anything else for the other thing? No, anything else for you, O West, by the way?
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