Any Fool Can...

You're the main character in a swashbuckling adventure movie; captured by the villain, you've been thrown into his dungeon. Your friends will spring you soon, but in the meantime you share your confinement with an odd character who's been there forever, sitting in a corner talking to himself in all sorts of funny voices, about all sorts of things. Paul Cromford is That Man. Please take him with you when you get rescued!