Episode 97: Ft. Vinny G

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Well this is Guadanino. That's what I'm gonna say to sell it fanatically, But yeah, right, you can or whatever. Very good, it's nice. It's a good it's I think my sister's last name is kind of fire too, like Gianbastiani. It sounds it sounds like a designers, like, yeah, she got some shoes or something. My last name is just yea.

And then people be like, okay, spell your name and you're like, why e And then they said they're like they're waiting for the rest or I say why you eat and they put w E what because they think of why Like when you say why, they think w h Y. I think everyone does it like it happens to that. It does happen a lot. Yeah, it does. And then people also come to Angela Lee all the time, all the time. I don't know why correct people so

many times. It's not that's so racist. All right, now we're gonna have some fun with you because obviously we know your whole background and you're a funny guy. Anyway, thank you. I'm a big fan of the show. By the way, thank you. I asked to come on it. Oh yes, I was surprised. Stephanie was like, do you guys want to get Vinny Guardino? That's exactly what But you were I wasn't the first person, um that right, I wasn't even the first person I asked Chris Morrow

and he didn't tell me. Yeah, I know, so I just went to the source. There we go. That's professional, you know, DM Slider. I wasn't going to say that here I am. Yeah. All right, So we're gonna ask you some questions you're gonna do, and then we have a game to play. So get ready for this. All right? Now, can you invite somebody that you used to hook up with to your wedding? Um, to my wedding? Well, first of all, I don't really funk with marriage too much,

so this is out of my immediate ballpark. What do you mean you don't funk with marriage? Like, I don't really. I think that people get married way too early. I think that they get Most people get married for the wrong reasons. The divorce rate is super high, and everyone around me is divorced, and my family well getting divorced, you know. So I just look around and see that it's not a good thing or it's not you know.

So I don't know. I just really just kind of have bad experiences with this, so I don't I worry. I'm extra careful for myself, as everybody should be. But then he sounds a little damaged. Damage. Um No, I

mean I I like open to look forward to it. Marriage, Like if I always say, if I find like the like the fucking yang to my yang, I will, you know, But it's not something that There are some people that start their life as I'm gonna get married at this age, and they there it's all about the fucking You're getting married for the rest of your life by planning the party. All you care about is the party. I'm I'm married to Venice. You know you're doing. You're planning this one

day for the rest of your life. I can make sure it's someone that you can grow with because people change every single day. I don't. I'm not damaged. I feel adamantly about this because you've seen a lot of things happen and you feel like, okay, and I agree with that because none of us in here married, you know, So I want to get married someday. Yeah, I think I don't know, some day anytime. I feel like humans

aren't naturally monogamous. So marriage is the ultimate monogamy unless you get married to like a few ten wives or whatever the Mormons do. Um So I feel that that's where you run into issues and you start resenting the other person because there's still this animal instinct inside of you that might want to experience new people. My theory is that you like that when you're younger, but then after you go through a lot of things and you get too lazy to run around and do all of that,

that's when it's time to settle down. It's also how accessible it is to that's me too. Lazyness breeds monogamy, it's true, and you kind of like what, But it's also how accessible it is. So you're lazy, so you're not putting yourself in the situations to get it thrown at you. That's right. But if you walked into a situation and it was thrown at you, now that animal comes inside you know. Ever here, I feel like that's a man, a man's philosophy he's talking about as a

man's philosophy, because I feel like a woman. You know, it's a man that has this instinct to just stick his dick and everything, you know what I mean? What a woman if if you're given a woman attention and you're there for her, she's not gonna wine and and a woman I think is is definitely there are women out that they're okay with one penis, right, whereas there is not a man out there that's okay with one vagina.

I don't think there might not be a man out there that's okay with one vagina for the rest of his life. I don't. I don't think that. That's what I'm saying. And that's where you enter this contract of marriage and it says you can only be with one vagina, and then there's gonna be you're gonna run into problems. I don't know how they're gonna manifest, but you're going to run into problems. Okay. So let's say later on, when you're and you're getting married, let's just say your

fiance says, listen, I'm really good. My ex is a really good friend of mine. We dated for five years, but we've known each other since we were young. Is it cool for me to invite him to the wedding? Well, I'm fifty five. I probably won't give it because because any any woman that you're going to marry at that age is going to be have been around the block. But if she's only eight, no, then no, because then she was just sucking him like a year ago. But okay,

so let's just say I'm not into that. No, I'm definitely not into like just to answer the general question of just ex partners, you know, because no guy wants to shake another guy's hand that fucking you know, it was just one time and that a relationship. No, it's still the ultimate thing. It was sex. It was you know, his his his, Your wife's vagina was on his hand. What if I did if he fingered her act and her hats? What if one time I went to Um, I told you, I'm a fan of the show, so

I'm gonna share my sex stories. But one time, like I was, I used to do club appearances a lot when I was on the show, and like, you know, just hundreds of girls and this and that, and it got to the point where it was old, like just bringing back a random That's why I hardly even have sex anymore, because, um, it just gets boring after a while, just bringing one, you know, just a girl home. Right. I just wonder when does a guy get over that phase of wanting to funk a different bitch all the time.

When he fucked hundreds, right, but most guys hadn't, Yes, most hundreds, and he still wants to fun more hundreds. I doubt he does. Honestly, show me a guy that does. I bet you every celebrity that's fund any real guy that has done it, Show me one of them, and they will have the same conversation with me at a

certain age. But go ahead and finish the start. Um not so Like there was one night where this waitress, um, she just came back to my room and she just didn't want to have sex with me and that was her choice. And I was like, but I hate when girls do that, Like why are you fuck you in my room at five am? I'm not going to are

you here? So I said, I pulled one of my go to moves of I was like, all right then I'm just gonna jerk off then, so you have to leave because now I'm horny, and I said, and she's like, how are you gonna do it? I'm like, I'm gonna watch porn and she was like, all right, well I want to stay here, and like right away, I was like, what's going on here? Got it interesting? Like this is more interesting now than whether I had sex or not.

So I watched porn, I jerked off, and then she let me come on her tits, and literally we had no interaction with each other, and that to me was better than a night with just like banging some random hole. Because it's all about how you come. You can come just with my hand. I can come in some well I don't come in girls, but you can come buy some random or you can come with a unique situation, which that happened to be. So it's all about how the release is done, you know, because that's better than

like a wash cloth. Yeah, yeah, was that Like is that like a lame duck? You guys? Cloth? I thought you meant that was like a metaphor for like a girl that yeah, used favorite house? All right? Have you ever been quiet having sex by like a family member? No, nobody ever worked in on you. What about masturbating? Um, this is a funny story. Actually when when I first started, Um, first of all, you girls gotta find like you gotta ask every guy in here, like the first time he

came from jerking off. It's like the most amazing It's like the most amazing discovery because when I was younger, I used to see people doing this motion and I used to go home and do it, and I'm like, that's not doing anything. What's what is this? Until one time I did it enough to where I felt like something was happening. And then like it just exploded and I came from and I was like, whoa, my life just changed. And uh, we grew up in this, like

I grew up like poor in this little apartment. And one time I was watching this, like my first porn was like Jennet Jamison or something on the my friend burnt me a c D. And um, it was funny because like I used to be careful like that, Like my mom was going to walk in the room and I was watching it, and then like she came, she opened the door, and then like I it was old as computer. I shut the depressed the monitor. I pressed him. I didn't shut off. It was like frozen on the screen.

So she came in. I pulled my pants up and I actually took my hand that I covered the screen. I'm like, what do you want, mom? And uh and then I think she saw and she just like made believe she didn't see because she expects that. Yeah, exactly. So wait, do guys joke off dry or do you a need like lotion? So you've never used lotion in my life. It's not that like I can get late, like you know what I'm saying, So I don't have to create a woman's vagina thinks you can't get late.

I'm not saying I'm not defending myself. I'm saying when I'm jerking off, I don't need to get a flesh light. I don't need to make it seem like it's a you know, it's jerking off. I want to do it myself. I give myself the best hand job in the world, and I'm giving myself isn't good though? What about spit? Like do you spit? Like? No, but I need girls to spit, but I don't spit, Okay, okay, so when

you jerk off, you just to try. Yeah, okay, it seems like red because I mean, when I'm mastered me and I'm not using a vibrator, I lick my fingers, Yeah, my fingers, right, girls gotta do that ship, But guys can't be licking their fingers all right. Now. Of course, we know you from a lot of great acronyms. You know, DTF down to fucking gt L, Jim Tan laundry. So I'm gonna see if you know these sex acronyms and if any of you know, now the ladies haven't heard

these before. So we're going to see who's better with these acronyms. Okay, all right, we'll start off easy, B BW big beautiful woman. Alright, A T M. You're asking me right, ask to mouth. That was CBT mm hmmm c b T before we move on, do you do? Um? Asked the mouth. A T M um do I do? Asked like, well, if I was the my dick in this situation, yeah, yeah, of course, then dirty are the better.

You know, That's what it's all about. It's all a mental I just don't understand how a girl could be that confident to put a dick in her mouth after it came out of an ass like her own, her own as still, bro, I know my own. You need confidence, I mean, you have to really be confident like that, you really clean, really great, real real sex girls douche themselves before they do anal right, you can't. But does like it's the same thing, the same process, like even

I'm gay guys, that's what they do. Like and transgenders, they they take a water bottle like even a poland springs with a with a what a squeeze top and they'll clean their asses. I've never ever douched my butt me either, bro, But I don't do anal either, So whatever's in general, But but you would stick it in the girl's ass and in her mouth? Yeah? Okay, do you like BBWs? Yes? Love? Alright? CBT? Who knows what

CBT is? Let me try to figure this out. We learned this in here before two Ladies we did I was? Was I drunk? Maybe that episode is the first word? Come Nope, cock cock. I just want to say it like that because you can't just say cock. You gotta be like cockballs tongue. I don't know what is it? Cock ball torture? No? No, no? Is that like like fucking like bonded ship like guys that like put the

ball in their mouth? I hate those guys and I hate those I really do you need to get And it's always like CEOs and executive doctor because they need to be submissive because the old day, you know, okay, so you don't like do you like a little pain now? Ever? Um? Well, I used to like no me never. I used to like um when they asked for it. Let me just proceed it with that choking and smacking and ship like that, which a lot of girls do. Um. But then I started to kind of stop even even doing that. Oh

I know, No, I can't, I can't. I really like that stuff, you know, I talk about it all the time. I like, Um, I like I like to feel like you know, I have no control. But that ship? Do you ever like say, oh, it's being done to me, so let me try to smack him. Yes, I've been with guys that want to get small. Do you like it or not? I don't like it because I like I like to be I'm submissive. I like for the guy to have I like to be with a manly

man of real beasts, you know what I mean? So, but do you ask him or does he or does he have to ask you to smack him? Have you ever just did it? Um? Have I ever just did it? No? No, just because it felt right. How do you invite the smacking? This is a good question for the listeners out there, because I feel like I feel like it has to be a door that has to be opened a little bit spitting and smacking because one time I tried it and it wasn't open and I got shut down. She

was like, get out like this. I feel like it's um. I think it's weird for me to have to ask for like, oh, slap me, you know what I mean. I feel like that's a little awkward. I feel like that's something that's in the moment, and the god just kind of knows it's the right moment, you know what I mean. During sex, I feel like you go into another world, like another dimension. Yeah, I mean I do.

So She's right, like because the times that I have done it, I just knew the time was right because I turned it's a good moment, you know that anything goes with this girl. And then there are some crushed out a little too like not too hard, and then you do a little harder and then you start you always do this thing called you like me and like, well, we talked about it my friends, like hard hand soft hand.

So hard hand soft hand is when like one of your hands is like around the neck like a little whatever, and then the other hand is like gently caressing her thoughts like I'm I'm firm, but I got you, like I'm here, you know, and then my good copy hand is in my bad exactly, and then you give her a balance and then you know, just depending how crazy she is is how much you go so you don't like Okay, let's say it. Girls, Uh second your dick

and she grazes her teeth a little bit. Some guys like a little great, no like like it, or they like it like a light grape like they would like they're not like, oh, would happened, It's fine, or they actually like it. I don't like it. If it happened, I wouldn't like you know, tell it? Leave? Do you stiffen up? Like? Whoa? Yeah? I mean it depends though. If it's a bad blow job, I'll be like, guys, I don't have time for this. I'm leaving, guy giving you a Whoever is watching the audience, I'm on a

reality show. Come on, we had sex, you know on camera? But nah, Yeah, if it's if it's a girl I like, then obviously I'm not going to care. Okay, g S G you know what the g S is. She's good, I guess, and stuff like this. Um, I don't know. Golden shower Yep, damn it, Benny, I tell you he's good. With the acronyms. Have you ever pete on a girl? Um? No, would you, Um, yes, not in the shower or anything. I'm weird because like, all right, so here's the thing

about me. I am. I was born with this animalistic sexual thing inside of me. I don't know if that has to do with horoscope or whatever the fun a scorpio big and the biggest freaks. I know. I'm a freak. And it's not even like I'm a freak, Like it's like it's I was born with this like sickness, you know what I'm saying, So you know when it's like

what I'm talking about. Um, But then there's like this other like sensitive, nice guy inside of me that like I'm always battling with like while I'm in these situations like multiple sexual personalities one on one is sexual and one is just like regular. So if I had a p on a girl, the sexual side of me would be like, dude, if Anny do it, But the nice guy in me would be like, I don't do that to the girl, you know what I mean, Like she doesn't.

That's why would right, That's why my favorite sexual partner someone that has no shame and literally like wants this stuff to happen because it's turning her on. Either you could be with somebody that wasn't like that. No, I need her to do it. It's so stereotypical cliche, but I need her to do it for her. I need her. I need her to suck my dick, you know. But I feel like because I was just talking about this

with my friend the other day. She has a friend that never likes sucking dick, and then she asked her why doesn't she like sucking dick, and she said it makes her nauseous. Now, for me, I don't understand how pleasing your man can make you nauseous. It's such a big turn on for me. Girls that literally come from flowing me. You're supposed to get wet because you're supposed to, like literally exactly, you're supposed to get like the horny. No,

we don't really get hard from eating vagina. I mean we might just because the moment, but like the actual physical act itself is not you know. So women I think are one step up in that, Like they don't have to be the getting it in order to really come. I'll never come from eating girls. What if I be jerking off at the same time, if I'm drinking off, I can come any time. I come right now. I'm drinking off, you know, but I feel like I feel like guys, they get hard depending on the especially after

you come like m's who it's all mental. If the to me sex is mental. To me, if the situation maybe, if the situation around me is getting me hard, I will be hard. It doesn't matter even if I'm touching the girl, if she said something, If something is triggering that in me, I'm going to get hard. That's why you can't be quiet during sex. I feel like, you know, some people are like, don't really say anything and they're

really quiet. You have you have talking too much is crazy, but you know that we say something When a guy at the eating pussy and he's like want a talk the whole time and you get back to work. I'm not paying if it is. I never had a guy trying to talk to me. What does he say? You know what? How about the stock market? Does it feel good? Do you like this? Like niggas, that's not keep going, tell me what you're gonna do to me after this?

They're like, listen, betty, if you don't finish and ship that he sounds insecure, like guys trying to talk to me while I have had dick and my mom and I just don't think that's right. It's like, it's like the only time you guys gonna talking to each other is when you are very close inside of each other and her face is right in your ear, and now you can talk about whatever it gets you going, whatever

your thing is. It could be anything. Next time I guy asked you a question about your second is dick, just stop completely and answer and be like and stuff and be like, well, you know what, I'm glad you part that out th next one DP. Double penetration, all right, I don't think you would do that. I just can

look at you. Nah penetration that that's like a porn thing where the guys like don't even care at that point, they're like, I'm getting paid, I can my dick and touch someone else's the dicks have to touch when yeah, of course it's two dicks on I've done the fucking my dick and she has a toy though. Okay, so that's kind of a double penetration, but it alright, um m m, let's see Q to see Q two. Wait

what it's Q two number two? Yeah? Alright, First of all, there's only so many letting words to start Q quarter quick quick to kind of tom, Wait, what's a queef? Though? A queen gives a pussy fight? It's like, when does it happen? I'll tell you, yes, one doesn't happen when there are when the motion of the penis inside of a jina creates air and airs too much for the

pussy to handle, it farts it out. I think it's also when guys are having text with you and they take the dig out and put it back in, and they keep doing that like but quickly, because then it's like it traps air inside of you. It sounds, it hurts when people make those elbow noises with you. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but can't you queef without that? Though? Really, we've never had air come out of myth. That's that's called a part. If it comes out of yours. No, it's not gonna come,

it's not happen. It's only gonna happen if it's been like like if a girl's like bending over and like you hear air coming out of her box, she's kind of there's something. There's something Lucy just happened to me. If I didn't too much space in the air is going to just come out of it if she been. I've never like just queeked in the middle of the day for I thought that's how it works in your box. I thought it was like you can air in there

and you push it out. Queving is embarrassing too, because it's what makes it embarrassing is because it sounds like a fart, and then you have to be like, oh no, no no, no, that was just then talk about insects. You don't have to make an excuse for it. It's just like it happens like right after you're done, and you're like, I feel like I have to let you know. I just want to clear this, this that. But I mean, I guess you could see there's no smell or anything, right.

I think that like a fart, noise in our brain represent something dirty and disgusting. So if I'm having sex with a girl and she does anything that represents dirty and disgusting, I'm getting turned on by it, even if it is no, not a fart, because then it smells and girls don't even fart. No, girls don't girls don't fart.

Don't know out like vanilla shirt Burt never somebody who like fights in their sleep or any nah, nah what I've never like the girls I've dated on the breg they know they don't fart, they just maybe in front of you. Do you ever feel like you ever did? You just attract to people that kind of like if you if you're that don't fart, if you're like that far with them, they kind of like fulfill a lot of things on your checklist. It's like a totally side thing.

But I feel like people, like we as humans, we attract to people that we should be with, and for me, those are people that don't chet. Yeah I don't don't. I'm just saying I didn't plan it. But the girls that I dated, literally I have never heard them fart. Alright,

milf mom, I like the fun, it's easy. Yeah. But now I'm like twenty nine, so they're like, I know, girls with babies, they're not MILFs anymore, my friends, what about if somebody your mom's age, if well, MILFs get like six points already on a yellow want to tent because because they get the handicap of they had a baby, they went through this, their body went through this, so they're already a six and it's up to them too maybe a five, and then it's up to them to

just be you know, to go an advantage. It's hotter they have a baby, they they you know, but we have in here. I had a guy tell me before that women who had babies are more desirable to men because of basically what you just said. They went through the change in life and it makes the sex better. Well you have you have a kid, Well, well your

body is amazing. And for me to like know that in the back of my head that you went through that and now you're you were a giant truck and now you look also also just a life thing, like you had a baby, you know, like something came out of you and you raised it like the motherly and stink and I'm a woman who has a kid. I will say this, though I've never said this before. I get a lot of like girls are more um willing to want to hang out with me when they have kids.

I know that sounds weird, but like it, like for example, like you know, you know how like whenever you get into a situation and I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but you ever get into a situation where you're like this is too easy, Like something is wrong, like something is maybe because you're girls, but like you ever like you know this person is like transsexual or something like something's like way like way to like not you know, and a lot of times like I'll be looking into it.

I'll be like this girl and then she has a kid, and not that I have a problem with that, but it's something different about her life that like I've just noticed. I don't know if it's because like they're maybe yeah, maybe they're more like to the they're they're growing, they're mature, like they're they're willing to like speak their mind, whereas you play more games with the girls that look like them that you know that aren't that that that's literally

like a life observation. I've had kids, No, it's I don't mind the kids, but they come baby mama's and that's the problem. Last when I was younger, I love Mills. I'm not gonna lie though, I like, I don't mind.

You know, there was the time that I was saying on the show that I refused to date a guy with kids, right, Remember I was saying that, But um, today I have to say, like, you know, it's kind of a relief for a guy to have a kid already or two for me, because it's like, I don't got to worry about popping a kid out for him right now because he already asked him. He's not worried

about me, you know. Trying to tell you guys out there that like have that in the back of their mind though, like they want to date you and then they say, like I want to have kids, forget it. I it's scary, like guys, like I've had guys take off the condom when I'm telling me trying to try. I've had a lot of guys try to try me with a kid. Is that because they want your jeans? Or they want because they want to trap, you know, they just want to be like, that's my baby mother.

Desnite women men, women to exactly. Of course, I would not trap a woman to have a kid with her because the next didn't have a kid. Yeah, I want to, and I feel like not, you know, you know, I don't. I'm not very public about my relationship with my child because I don't feel like there's anybody's business. But um, when guys, you know, when guys come into my life and see how great of a mother I am I feel like they want to have a baby with me more like like oh my god, like she's an amazing mom.

Like then they start trying to trap me to have a kid. I'm just afraid to have babies because of the marriage thing. You don't have to get married, though, but you would like And that's that's that's my problem is that guys want to want to have a baby. They want me, they'll want me to be their baby mother, but they're not trying to marry exactly. I'm not trying to do that. I'm not trying to present that position to a girl. Say together, no, a guy will take

off the condom and come inside of you. You know, I've never came inside a girl, like every life. And I said this on on um. It's like the first thing I s that I'm brilliant idiots a couple of years ago and they were amazed by it. But I've never even with the condom on I don't come inside girls. Why And now I am dating someone and she has a she has a d U I she was intoxicated, and uh, I still I'm scared, terrified to do it.

I don't do it. That's you do it. You never she doesn't ask you to pull out again, It doesn't ask her. It's an amazing thing. They begged me to and I won't do it. And I can't believe that there's guys out there running around with girls that they don't even know and coming inside of them. And it's literally every guy I've ever met, ye like at least once, you know, coming girls every day. You never almost came inside her? Oh yeah, but I'm like a pull out master,

clearly master splinter. And then where do you come when you put out? Just on her or in the condom? Because I wear condoms and you wear condom? No, not that about your girlfriend? Girlfriend, I pull out and come, Um, where do I come? On her stomach? On her stomach? Sometimes I try to do it to the face, but I don't. I don't get I don't get around. Yeah, so I do it to the stomach. What about her mouth? You don't come in her mouth after you plan out? Yeah?

But if I don't make it that far because I'm waiting till I get to the very moment where it's about to come out. But if she's untappy and she doesn't get off, fucking throw her off because you don't have the strength like that at that moment. Should I should I worry about the the I D. Shouldn't worry about it? Right, it's not the safest thing. Ever, it's not the safe the safest. It's safer than safer than it's not get pregnant. Yeah, I just feel like I'm cheating. God.

I feel like I feel like you're sucking her. Do you feel the I D. No, she has like this. When I had an i U D. After I gave birth to my son, I ended up getting pregnant right away, and I had a miscarriage because you know, you get pregnant really fast because you really FERTI yeah, exactly. So, um, I got the I D after I had a miscarriage. I got the ID because I didn't want to get preign again. I had a little newborn, you know, and it was so I felt so bad for my son's

father because he's like stuff. It feels like it's scraping me. I felt bad for she has like a string one I have. I don't feel it. She has Marina. He said that it would definitely happy. But okay, I think I think it is amazing that you don't put that you always glad to be your girlfriend, but I find it crazy. So she's never tried to pull you in and like like verbally she has, but not physically. She hasn't like held you. She doesn't like huh would you

let it? Tell you at because I'm not into that. No, are you supposed to know? When do you see? When do you see? It doesn't because it might not be there. You're not feeling it with you're dick, you might not be there supposed to feel it though, come on, and I'm not. I mean, my son's father isn't it doesn't have a little penis. He has a nice size, but it wasn't like a monster dick. He used to be

able to feel it. And every guy that I've ever that I've known that has a girlfriend with I U D. Even my best friend she um she had her man, and um she had her man and she had the I D. And she had to get her I U D pushed back so many times and again, this is another guy that does not have a monster. Because me and my friends talk about, you know, this kind of stuff. We're best friends, right, it's not like just randomly talking about these guys penises and right, exactly, you know what

I'm saying. And he used to feel it too. I think that, like, and this is gonna sound weird, but me, what's going on with my dick and her vagina is like one of the last things I'm thinking about during sex, right right, right? Things? What you think? Do you know that the number one guess what the number one thing? Guys? Look at it was a literally affect, like like a study during porn What what what is the one thing they focused on? What can you guess? What would you think?

What would you assume? Um? Yam pussy? Her face? They look at her face? Yeah, guys look at face. They want to they want to see how it's affecting. What's behind it? It's it's it's the personality. No, guys, guys, do look at the emotions that you're having your personality? Yea one? Is she loving it? Have sex in the dark?

You can't. I hate having sex in the you like, I don't mind dim you know, but completely dark black picture completely Do you like um to have sex while it's quiet or do you like to have the TV on or music on? UM? TV on? Music on a little bit not like this, A little little thing in the back of the background in case it gets awkward. What do you think, do you like you like a little noise or I mean, I'm gonna make my own noise, see like a quiet I don't mind. I don't mind anything.

I don't mind. That doesn't matter to me. I want to. I think sometimes, like when you have the TV on, it's just Jackson. You ever find yourself in the middle of sex, what sex were having had that's before like Martin was playing in the game is on. You get into the storyline and ship like wait, wait, wait, wait, no,

you can't tell me. Vinnie, I know you've had sex and been watching a little TV in the background before you have to oh my god if it's on, and you're like, yeah, for sure, I've had I've had like hundreds of times. Yeah. So everything's happy, so everything, you know? Is it harder? Okay, so I know you have had sex in front of each other, in front of your friends. Is that harder for you? What do you mean in front of each other? Talking about that's one thing in general,

like talking about guys in the room. Um, yeah, it is. It's a little bit. Doesn't make it harder to perform. It depends knowing that people are like, they're yeah, I've never really had an issue with that, but I've had friends that have and like we're getting turned like you've had sex with the same girl, you know, like like a train or at the same time. Um, I've never had like a like a real like I'm looking forward to it still, like a like a porn where she's

like going back and forth. It's for me, it's been like yeah, because like I'm like, damn, isn't this what's supposed to be like? But for me, it's been like a more one at a time thing and uh, and yeah, you know, it's I've been okay with it, but it's it's it's a turn on that she's doing it though. Really yeah, it's such a term. Wife. Could you wife a girl that did that? Because you're a wife, you don't believe in marriage in general, and an you want to fucking you know, we ran a train on. Would

you look at your friends crazy if they did? Like I have friends like that. I have friends that literally, like the next weekend after we did that, like, are are like flying out to the girl, like taking her out for dinner. Me. I know guys from back in the days that I know girls that were getting the trains ran on them and they get wiped up, and it's love girls getting that gets I fu I hang out with porn stars. I know two girls sucking. They're the coolest. If they were here right now, they would

be the coolest girls in the world when I wipe them. No, but we have some drinks, right, Yeah, we're gonna. I'm gonna bring him out to hang out with me. This guy from this guy from my neighborhood where I grew up. Both of his baby mothers had trains ran on them, and he was involved in both those two babies. So did he like not get up the train in time or the first one? He's ben in love with the

first one and the other one. I'm not sure if they ran a train on her, but it was well known that she's the fun everybody on the block, you know what I mean, And he's he falls in love and that's a perfect example everybody in the party. That's an example of my point about the mental thing. Trains are all mental. They're still having sex with the same girl, the same action is still being performed. What's making it so bad is the fact that she's doing it with

multi both guys at the same time. Do you have friends that you wouldn't suck after not after him? I wor condot. I don't know, I wear condoms. I'm super paranoid and like you know, I'm like a good boy when it comes to that. So I asked you guys a question. Sure, all right, So I listened to some episodes of the podcast, and first of all, have you I think m g K was on right? He was

on my side. Yeah, yeah, mission I got sick that day and like all of a sudden, like we were talking and then I use myself and I never came there. I don't remember that part. So that's good. Um, But have you had other white guys on the show? Paul Wall he's not white? And Ralph? Yeah? Ralph? Who else? Well? You not a town? The other the other do we what's his name? Oh? You don't like him? I don't like him, pum. He has a good cast. I like Pete.

I don't like every time I see him, I give him my eyes, girl, like, get out of my face. My question is, so you talk about like sexual experiences, do you guys ever have any with white guys? Yeah? And that's it. And I have no more than what. Okay, so you just you've had the white guys. How was that difference in the sex or difference in the relationship. It deffends in both. It's definitely different. But sex and sex, yeah, I've had good I've had great sex actually with white guys.

So it doesn't matter about I've had sex with sex with black guys. About the person. Yeah, I used to back in the day, I used to date before. Here's a different. Excuse me, I'm sorry. The only difference is when you're having sex with a black guy, they're like, yeah, my dick, my dick, my dick, And when you having sex with a white guy that like my cock, my cock, my cock, Like that's the only difference, Lingo, that's my penis, Like, s put my cock in your mouth. I don't remember that.

Like I said, ike with a white guy back in the day before I had my son. My son is about to be eleven this year, so he's grown. Yeah, I didn't realize he was about to be eleven. Yeah, he's a grown ass man. But anyway, he um and the guy was like he was like an Italian guy from Brooklyn, you know, Italian exactly, he was. He wasn't like, um, he's a he was a white guy, Okay, but you know what I'm saying. I was like, it was like

he was fired. He was fired. He was and he was abusive, like one time, Yeah, he was abusive, used to used to hit me. He was abusive. Out of the bed once time he caught me in the club. He was Italian. Guy was crazy, he was psycho. One time he called me in the club a lot and I said I was not going to go to the club, and he caught me in the club and he pulled me out that club by my hair, my nigga, Well maybe you deserve No, That's when I stop messing. That's

when I stopped messing on him. After he did that, I would hope so good telling guys like you guys should give it. And he was like a tan. He was a affiliate Italian boyfriend. I mean, that's italiant guy. Well I'm Sicilian. So Sicilian is a mix of all, Like Sicily is like a fucking just a month. It's like a breeding ground from from Africa and from Arab countries and then just made these people with like you know, like some of them are tan. You know, you just

don't know what Sicilian people are. Now let me ask you. So let's ask you about dating black women. Loved me. You think there's a difference when you have sex. Is there a difference? Um? Is there a different No, because I've had like she said, I've had whack sex with black girls and I've had great sex with white girls. It's all about the connection. It's all about if I'll keep going back to the mental thing. It's about if you have the mental connection or not. And that's why

I like a thirty years old. I'm twenty nine now. So at thirty you realize all this ship in life, so you don't want to go fucking everything you want to and when you're at that age in general, it just changes you. So now I'm at the point where it doesn't matter what race you are. You have to

have that mental connection with me. Do you feel like you have to be like politically correct when you're in bed with the black women, Like, let me not say my girl, my girl now it is half black, because you know, like sometimes in bed you might say some things that are risque. But I was, like a black woman, can I not say that to her? Like whatever? Whatever?

Is nastier and dirtier. I don't care if if she let me say anything about that one time and he was like, he wanted me to refer to myself as a nigger pussy, but he asked me, like, my point is, but I want to want he asked me, He asked me what I'm postle saying it? And I was just like, but you know why though, I mean part of it because he might be racist, but another another part is that he wants again mentally, he wants to see you

degrade yourself. But he was all stuck up on a on a race thing like the entire time, which is why I never really because it was a mental thing that was turning. He would always be like, how do your friends, Like what do your friends say when they find out that I'm white? Or like, you know, how would you react if somebody had something to say in public about us being, you know, out together. He loved

he loved it. He was like, why do you I'm like, why do you care so much about Like I'm a melting pot, I'm mixed with everything, so it's like, why do you care so much about race? Because you were anomaly to him? It was fun it was like something that he has to keep bringing up. You know, you guys watched The bachelorrette anybody, I've never seen it. The guys in my job watch that show and the girls at first this one and she's a lawyer. You tweet

about it, first black one constantly. He loves the show on Monday nights. I tweet about it, yeah, all night love. But you do mad tweets. It's like your most tweets. I get so many likes, so like, you know, I try to promote something of my own. I got like three likes talking about The Bachelor. I thought you were getting an endorsement check. I was like, wish, I'm trying, but no, I just I just like it. I want to watch ship. They had like a Trump supporter, right.

I read that the first person or something like that was like a Trump supporter that they hooked her up with. I love that. That's how that's like a thing. Like a Trump supporter is not a thing. I'm not gonna lie. I'm keeping real, Like, as in general, most black people do not like Donald Trump. Must be yeah, most at all. But I'm saying I think general, I think that we can talk about politics. No general would happen Donald Trump even before he became anse whole persident. Yeah, he looks terrible,

all right. I hope that doesn't get me flagged fly alright, um, here's another one. These are too easy. Let me say, oh a n R um A and r A and as in the letter and not A and R like a music. Yes, adult nursing relationship. The fund is that that means they drinking breath milk. Have you ever had a breath milk? No? I mean when I was a baby, so you never. Did you ever a message a chick that was pregnant? No? But I love girls with big

gas natural tits. I love that ship when they fucking like saggy and ship because they're so big, everyone's like, oh you like a girl? Yeah. I like when they say because they're fucking gigantic, they should say where they're going to go up to the ceiling. All right? So what if a girl was like, I had a little milk coming out. Would you have a problem with that because it's more The more flu yeah, I'll taste it.

The more fluid, the better, The more liquid, the more yeah, exactly, the more spit fucking come milk squirt squirt, all that ship except ship, all that reception. All right. Now, we have some advice questions that people wrote in Getting drunk Er by the Way. Good, All right, Oh, I want to hear what you guys have to say about this. I hope this email find you well. I've been married to my beautiful wife for four years and have since had two lovely kids. I live a very happy life.

My wife and I own a restaurant that does well. Having said all that, my wife does not know I live a double life. When we first met, she knew I had homosexual experiences. I told myself I was over that lifestyle. So as a happy I manage gay models, of which I have relations with. Should I tell my wife and ruin my life as it is? Or do I keep things as they are and maintain the happiness of my family, which I care more about. Well, what do you want to ask for, Vinny? If you want,

I would say, just be straight up about it. I mean, I'm not good at holding. I'm like, I'm like the best boyfriend to have, but also maybe the worst. But I can't hide things. But he's married, they have a successful restaurant. They I would just I would would I'm all about being happy in life, So I would rather take the hit and be miserable for the amount of time that being honest tell us what you would say, no, because it's going to be used. I think he wants

her to know. I think he wants to come out of the closet. Yeah, I know some people. I know this this girl, and she is a spy, and she has all her boyfriends or ex boyfriends, past codes and all of that, and she knows that he is bisexual, and she totally accepts him for it. And I think, and I think it's sad because he's hiding. It's he's hiding, and he's not being true to himself, to the people

that are around him, or even to himself. And I just feel like he has the chance to experience something very rare, to have someone love you for just who you are. But no, but she she's she understands that he has this thing, and she's just like, you know, if he has to satisfy that he can, she's all right with it. But he has and my thing. I feel like she does him a disservice by, you know, knowing and not telling him this, you know. I feel like she should just tell him, you know, it's hard

to people. You can give him the chance to experience, you know, of real life, of knowing himself, you know, and being with somebody who loves him for himself. So do you think she's being selfish? By note? I think that because she wants to keep him to her. I think that, you know, I feel like, you know, everybody has their limits, and you know, and some people, when you're in love, you don't the limit is high, it

goes really high. So so you think that in this case the woman should the women should, I mean the man should test him that she might be okay with it. I think this is what I think. If he has been has had these homosexual tendencies his whole life, she already knows, so he should, you know, be like listen, because that doesn't just go away. She knows the question. She knows. Will you girls, this is a question for you. Will you be okay if you're man suck the dick?

Me personally? No? Why me personally know? But like I said, I happened friend and she knows that her man sucks dick and she don't care. But if they did it before, like one time, why why why because al right, like I said, I this is the thing. This is this is why I'm not gonna lie. I feel like, um, I like watching gay porn a lot of times. I think it's sexy to see fine, but not like transgender gay porn. You know, I like that too, but not as much as I like to see like to fit girls.

I like that. Then it's like it's like an endless loop. It's like she's sucking sucking this, and that's sucking that, and as long as there's everything, as long as there's a real girl involved, I'm like, all right, I'm good. No, and but okay, So like I said, I like to watch two fit guys, you know, sucking each other and you know what gay clip and I'm like, fuck, you know what, we filter this out sorry but for me. But like everyone who listens to this show knows that

I like to watch porn that I don't. You know, he would never like fantasy because it fulfill that unforbidden Yeah exactly, you know, because she likes to west Point with like two men and a woman, but she would never do I would never do that. I like to That's what I like to watch. The double penetration would never be part of it. I just like to see the girl get like completely slayd you know what I mean. But for me personally, if I like my man to be a very manly man, you know what I mean.

So there's some very gay manly men out there. No, no, no, no no, the manliest all right y'all tanks performance at DC Gay Pride. No, I didn't see that. I heard about it. First of all. It wasn't very aggressive. Yes, very manly gay man and that a lot of people went in the man his leg all the way up in the air. They are, But I mean looking manly and different things. That's just because you look man. That doesn't mean you're a manly man. I think that they're

a gay. You could be gay, you can take it in the ass, you can suck dick, and you could be manly as fun. In fact, they're they're more manly than I am. I couldn't do that. Ship. You can take a dick in your ass, you put that in, that's all you got. Suck me harder that. I know what you're saying. But the reason why I asked that was because if I was with a girl and she wanted to get with all the girls, I would have zero problem with it. But that's different, I guess not

different double standards exist said here on service. I just I feel like, you know, just like I feel like when I'm sticking my fingers in a guy's ass, he's my big you know what I'm saying. If my man dick, he's some nigger, some guys bitch, you know what I mean. All Right, I'm just saying, let's move on to the next question. There's a lot of questions from all right. This one's a lesbian. I'm a lesbian from New York and would like to remain anonymous. But I met this

girl on a dating app. It's only been a little over a month, but we vibe extremely well. Our talks and dates are amazing, and the connection is undeniably strong. She's everything I've ever wanted in a partner. The best part about all of this is she feels the same way for me, and she's able to express it. I can honestly say that I can fall for her easily. But then last night she tells me she has an STD what which she didn't say what it was that said.

I did think that though I got scared, felt overwhelmed and slightly disgusted, to be honest, but then the thought of not having here in my life felt worse than my fear. I know, I could be her friend or even walk away if I don't want to deal, but I would still have these feelings for her. What do I do? Stephanie's right, it depends on what std because there are something you Yeah, so Mark that this has to be somethings are herpes or HIV. Yeah, it has

to be something permanent. Yeah, it's either herpies or HIV. And honestly, honey, uh, love is beautiful, great, congratulations, move on, it's over, like unless you want to get herpies or HIV. Like, you can't. You can't love somebody so much that you don't love what God gave you, the gift of life. And I want to say, you don't die from herpes

and and HIV is very controllable if you know something. Okay, So let's say you're all right, you're knowingly gonna have sex with this person who has herpes and then you guys break up eventually. Come on, man, now, let's be clear though, if they're not having an outbreak, right, yeah, you can't get it. I've heard about this. That's not that's that's we had a sex bird out here. But that's that's wrong. That's that's very wrong what you just said.

When it is a fact, even when you're not having any or you can spread herpes, well, I think, yeah, I thought it was the outbreak thing. I really didn't know it's in your blood. Also, aren't there two different types of herpes? Yeah, there's always there's like Herpes simplex one. There's like a lot of them. But I think that if you're not having an outbreak, you're not. First of all, just because your partner has it doesn't mean you'll definitely get it. Number one And I'm only saying this because

women should. Hope was down here, who is our sexpert. She also said with HIV, you can prevent yourself from getting that too. They have like medication they could put you on and all of that and you you won't get it. So it doesn't mean it's just a lifestyle change, and you have to know that you're committed to that.

I guess listen, if the person had it and cookie and get it, you know, if they're going to be the person that you're with forever, if they're going to be the person that you like, didn't do it and make it work, like with taking the preventative measures and all that stuff. If you think there's gonna be an end to it anytime soon, it's not worth it, right, you know because sometimes you know whatever, You know what

I would say, go to a medical expert. Yeah, don't ask us right right, right, right right, we're talking about right because we're confused up here from Jersey Shore. Yeah, you're gonna do a g S and here I'm Golden Shower. Are you guys? Keep going? Yeah, we're gonna keep going with that. You we're gonna talk about you. Yeah, He's like, I've been here before. But yeah, I will say that you have to definitely go and ask, like a medical expert, what is it that I need to do? Is this safe?

How can I make sure that I don't contract this? Right? Because at least she told her, Yeah, I say, keep it trucking. You know how many people we probably they had STD didn't tell it. I did not. We have no did not, we have no idea, did not. Every time we have this conversation, I'm I'll stick to my guns. No, I have an idea I've had royal sex with I can count on my hand, my whole life, my whole life, I've had royal sex with. I can count on my hand.

Like nah, man, I've not had sex, especially on royal sex with a herpes has nothing to do with maybe because one, it's one in four, right, one in four that have her piece. One in four. I think it's one in four, um, one in four people. So I mean, with those kind of odds, I probably have touch listen for sure with STD at some point, but it was But I don't know, man, I don't. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not admitting that. I'm not saying that I have. It's not nope, not. Maybe you guys have. Maybe you

guys say, I promise you. You just don't know. Mommy, I would wait for him to come back. Okay, intermission, I want some of that fruit. I'm looking at it. I told you it's so wife, I can hear it on the microphone. So good. Alright, So Manny, we have one more question for you, and this person wrote in Okay, let's see. Me and my ex broke up in mid October over different reasons from the actions of an abortion.

It was rough with me to deal with. So I decided to move to Atlanta for that to hopefully clear my mind from the hurt and pain. As months go on, I tend to continue to reminisce about the memories we once shared, and I missed that. I kept good relationships with her family and best friends, and they know how I feel about her. I know we live in two different states, but I need help and advice and how can I get my friend and my love back in my life? Can you help me with some advice? What

was the issue? So they had an abortion and then they broke off. Maybe he wanted her to have one and she had had an abortion and he got married and left. That's what it sounds like. This is why I were condoms. People. I don't come inside of girls full circle here, come on, no judgment. No, I'm just saying, sure, you have to judge, you should do you? Okay, so don't judge all day? What do you think he can do?

Have you ever tried to win somebody back? No? He said no, no, never We have did a girl wrong and then been like, man, I want to get him back, maybe like within like we've been broken up like a month, but never like I lost the one that got away away. Yeah, I gotta make you know, what's the longest relationship you've ever had? Like two years something? Yeah, I'm very I'm weird, guys, I have issues seeing years that's it. Yeah, I don't like why So I mean, do you get though? How

serious do you get? Like, well, I'm Italian, so you meet my family within like three days? I don't come over. Yeah. I hate when people make a big deal out of that ship, Like that's a big deal. You have to be conscious of that. I don't think. I think it's stupid because, like you know, I met his mother grandma. When you are family oriented and you have a big family and you're you're you spend a lot of time

with your family. It's a party of life. So if a girl's going to be in your life, then of course she's going to have to meet your family like that. Oh if I was stating you, I would want to go to your family first date, Like can you have your family cook for me? That's the hardest part. Girls, I don't think even like me. At a certain point, I don't want to go away from my family. Yeah, because we have that that community. I don't just let

people meet my family. So me, either you're not gonna maybe my brother, but you're not gonna meet my parents or anything. No, but that's in the towny thing. Like I said, my sister's half Italian and she takes my mother everywhere. It's so embarrassing. I just get a show on the Food Now, I'm going to plug and I have a great time with my mom. But you know, you know, like I'm like, Stacy, how do you even do it? And she's like, she's like, I don't know.

She just wanted to come. I love her, and I'm like, okay. On the Food Network on Cooking Channel, we just did like I literally went with my mom all over the country to eat food and in different locations. Oh yeah yeah. I don't know if it's going to come back though, So I'm not promoting it. I'm just we're talking about Italian mothers, so I figured i'd bring it up. But I bet you the cooking over there in your house is crazy. Yeah, my mom is amazing. I cooked too.

I love food. Yeah, I don't I know, I know what I can cook. I won't just try to cook anything, but can we eat? Yeah, I'll cook for you. I love I love pleasing a woman, and that doesn't mean just sex. That means everything. Scorpie hoo and in the house. All right, So now what do you give this guy some advice? Though he wants to get his girl back, and I'm sure you know people that have tried to get their girl back. Give you don't want her she

got an abortion. I'm on some just like metaphysical like weird ship, Like if it's meant to be, if like just throw yourself out there, keep putting yourself out there, if it's gonna happen, it's gonna have not then yeah, Like that's just that applies to anything in life. Whatever you do, you just go for it and if it works, it works. If it doesn't, then just move on to what is throwing yourself out there? What does that mean? Like just like all right, so you want her back?

Like yeah, like put yourself literally physically in front of her, Like what is that's a text? If that's a call, that's a fucking email? Whatever, Just put in lines of communication. What about can you pop up? What does that mean? Like show up? I'm in that. I don't want to encourage anyone to do that. Yeah, I'm well, not me. I'm like super like introverted. So I wouldn't like do the whole romance romance thing, but I would probably send

an email or something. You know, i'd be some like passive aggressive ship and see if she's an email that doesn't see that doesn't sound like much effort to me. He sent me an email. Okay, I don't understand like women, if you really want to win a woman back, you have to do more than send an email or a text. That's bullshit because women are confusing because they say that you have to. We've we as men, we learn our whole lives that we have to fight for your attention.

We have to if we want you, we have to go take it. And you know what, let's call those guys stalkers. No, No, let's calm down, because this is this is her ex. And I'm saying, just sending an email it's not enough. That's not a lot of effort. I sat down in five minutes, I wrote email and sent it to you, like, we need something more thoughtful than that. It could be a call. I'm just saying, like, I don't know if it definitely has to be show up at our house. With a boom box on your shoulder.

That's right, say anything, but I also feel like something more thoughtful, you know what I mean, Like make some more of a gift. It could be even something that you do that like means something to both of you that happen in your relationship, you know what I mean. I've never been I've never been trying to help you

out me back. I don't I don't know. I'm kidding, but like, I haven't had that monumental moment because that's when you I would tell him first and foremost, make sure that this girl you think is a potential to be the one, because I learned that in relationships at this age, when you're twenty nine, how old is he? Did he say or not? I'm sure he's in his twenties or thirties. And at this point you're entering a relationship.

Every relationship you enter is a pre marital relationship. Otherwise, what the funk is it going to spend two years with this person? Break up and up onto the No, every single one has to have the potential of being the one that you're with forever. And if it's not, cut that ship off. I'm sorry to be a damper.

But like, let's be realistic about this ship, because people get into relationships for no reasons for what Instagram that if it's not somebody you want to come inside of, then right, if it's not somebody you want to trap the first time, I coming coming something, Come on this podcast, come inside the podcast. Guys. I did it and I'm never going back. Wait, I mean your girl, you're coming, never go out. I feel like you and she got the d U I. I'm not gonna do this d I.

I'm not going to ye tiger Wood. I'm not going to do the condom and I U D I'm going to just do but I don't know. I don't trust it.

I don't And by the way, right, like even if she wasn't on the d U I, there could be like a certain number of days that she can get want to say, find out when she's not ovulating like a right, they test your like temperature and ship like you can like it goes your cycle cycle and there's a few days out of the month where there's guaranteed you can't get pregnant, and then you find out what those days of gart That's what I'm saying, Angela, because I feel like I was trying to make the thing

people begin you got the wrong one, because I feel like every they're probably lying. But every person that has has gotten a girl pregnant probably said the same story. Oh I did that she was on the UI or whatever. I'm just like, yo, Like, if that's the case, they're probably lying. So I have a question. When do you think you will be ready to release the dragon come inside of a girl? Yeah? Problem problem, Probably when I'm ready. And you like what I say about anything that I

say in life, I expect to be repeated. As a celebt that sounds so weird, But as a person of notorized celebrity, anything that I say on this microphone or any microphone, always in the back of my mind, I expected to be repeated. Okay, so the same thing applies to this. The only time I'm coming inside of somebody is when I expected to create a baby right thinking of the word but I'm too drunk fertilizing egg that I just went on the app where you put like

you know you're when you get a period. I didn't know that on here. It also can tell you when you were intimate. Yeah, I have that appen imagine you're go on a girl's app and on a day that you were with her. Damn. I do think that that needs to be more of a male birth control thing.

They do have male birth control. Yeah I don't. I wouldn't want my man to take male I met more of responsibility, you know what, Like I know, I know guys with I know guys with like mad money, and they know other guys with like more money and they and I was not saying that the sound cool. They all these guys get their directed. Me as a brain man, his director is that a woman gets to remove This is like this director, Wait, what's the wait, what's the

what's the botomy on the bottomy? Okay, got rich rich guys be doing this ship because they just they just don't want to deal with it. I just want to put out there Antonio Camari allegedly had a a sectomy and he just had twins and has another baby on the way. See what the funk I'm saying, pull out whether you know, and I'm gonna be that one case that happens to and like you know what, you know

what it is too. It's like the whole month of my anticipation that I that I hate that they do have Plan B. We wait for our periods to come to you. Okay, some some comedians said once I forgot who it was, but you're talking about Plan B and how girls be saying like you don't know how it makes me feel. And I get nauseous and like we're like, you don't know how it makes us feel the fact that we just came inside of you. Now we gotta wait a month to see if you know, if if

my life is going to change. And the best is when you're like, I didn't get my period late. Yo, that happens to me every time. It's never on time. It's never on time. I had a girl once. I had one scare in my life when I when I was like on the road and shipped wearing condoms still and the girl texted me and she was like I was ignoring her, of course because I didn't know the number.

So she was like, she sent me a text, She's like, hey, this is so and so from whatever, um, you should answer me because we're gonna be bonded for life now right away. I'm like, it's your first thought, it's definitely not mine. I mean, she thought to know I'm a pessimist, so my first thought is this is mine, you know, yeah, something went wrong. I had a little Mexican baby. Now like that was my first thought. So it was Texas, so everything is bigger. And but she fucking said that

ship to me. And for the first couple of day I was asking my boys. I was like, oh, like what do I do? And they were telling me about their situations where they got abortions and this and that, and then I just kind of like let it rock because I knew I wor a condom. That was my one saving grace, you know, and it didn't break. Sometimes it has broken all my life, That's what you know

what I mean. I blow the roof off that bitch because girl, and then like the kind of get stuck inside her, not even really get got to go up in there and get it out. If the pussy like pulls it off, your day, Yeah, is it that? Or is it that I'm soft? I want to I want to be cool and say, oh, it's because her pussy pulled it off. I think of that have really great muscles and our vaginas, but the condoms are not coming off a hard dick. It's not I used to worry

about that ship. But now condoms are so unnatural that it's gonna come off. Something's gonna happen between the wetness and the and this and that. Like you know, sometimes the condoms feel so natural now you it feels like raw sex, the new condoms, like they have these skin condoms. Yeah, they feel they feel like skin, because nothing as good as real skin. I'm not gonna lie. I like using condoms. I'm not problems with its. Raw sex is just like, I'm a very paranoid person. You know, I smoke weed.

Is that all right for me to say? Yeah, Well, I smoke weed, and I never say that. I never say that, But whatever, I smoke a lot of weed, and I'm paranoid. I'm rubbing paranoid person. I have. Listen, I've been dating one guy for six for almost seven months, and we've had raw sex. But it's I don't want to have raw sex with him. I'm I'm always like, where's the condoms? Because I can't. It just causes too much anxiety. Now you're telling me that guys actually look

to do that to you. Right, if you're with me, you would be the safest person in the world because I'm coming on the wall, like, listen, I don't think I've have anybody sneak and take a condom, but guys would definitely the guy that you try to not use a condom. Yeah, not that guy's disgusting. But I've hand I found a guy. I've had a guy do that to me twice, trying to sneak off and take off the columns like I can't like, it's not my vagina,

and I can't sell the difference. Who right before they go to put it in you you're like on your back or you're turning the ground right before they go to put any and they told you she's allergic to condoms. I swear to God, that's why I'm always touched into Yes, not not not told, but like has insinuated it allergic? Yeah, exactly what you do? Um? I was probably like, well I got these lamb skinned ones or something kind. Yeah exactly. I was gonna pick no. But you know, I know

this girl. I know this one girl, he's saying, I with this one girl. She used to tell guys that she was allergic to colmdoms. And I told her about herself. I said, you're nasty you're gross. How did you know she told people that? He because she told me we were good friends, and she like laughed at off. When I told her that she's nasty. She laughed at Off and I was like, no, I'm dead ass, you're gross. Like that's disgusting because I know you're not allergic to

late sex. You're sit in there dying, You're here with late tex gloves. You're not allerged. It's to late sex, my man. You just I've had many situations where the girl will try to avoid me wearing the condom. No, girls be wanting sex more than they I don't think it's always because she wants a baby, even though in the back of my head, I'm like that's what it will lead to. But in that moment, she just wants

the feeling of sex. We all do, not only some only you want the feeling of if you want the feeling of rawd tongue on my pussy, but if you have a road dick. Nah. I like the condom. I'm really used to it. The only thing actually you actually enjoy like it. I like the feeling of the kind I like the feeling. It's it's not bad, it feels great. It feels great, and you know with the only thing I will say that I have. The only complaint that I have about using condoms is I don't like the

way it makes my pussy smell. That's the only thing, because yeah, I'm a smell whore. Like I take off my shoes and I smell my feet, you know what I mean. I smell my hair for three days exactly exactly. I hate we do too, especially especially magnums. Guys, I gotta get in the bathroom and down in the bathstom and a king. I hate. I hate condoms because I've

had a lot of threesomes. Because when I was on the road at a certain point, you know how I was talking about how sex was becoming boring to me, I would have like threesomes and you can't have a um like it sucks to have a threesome condoms because you gotta keep switching it up or no. I have, but sometimes I haven't, but it's still it would be so much. I've never had a real three something like you see in the porn where it's like you suck

my dick, I'm sticking in you. That's the mouth here, and you know the girl has a second dick with the condom. You gotta take it. Yeah, exactly exactly. You're having a bath with two different women and you're wearing condom. You should only use that one condom with that one girl. When you go to sweitch to the other girl, you should change your condom. Well that's like a job. But it's like it doesn't make a difference for him. It's the girl's female. No, it makes a difference because now

I have to lose my erection, switch the condom. Yeah, do all that and no, but I'm saying for the you could you could use the same condom in another and another girl, but now she's sucking herdside. Yeah, it's more about the girls being comfortable with each other. Yeah, no, girls a second with a condom. Nobody wants that. I've had a couple of times like if does it feel weird? It's stupid about to say it's retarded from that. I

don't care that you come from getting a dick seconomy. No, she would probably just the only time I've ever done that was when I was in between sex wearing a condom and we just didn't have time to switch condoms, and she was just like I'll suck real quick, and which I feel bad. I don't want to. I don't I feel you know, Stephanie's overre liking condoms. I don't know. I mean, as much as it's as paranoid as I am.

I'm not gonna lie. Every single guy I've sucked has been without a condom, so it's like I've never tasted. It's like, you know, I know it's a little bit of a contradiction that I'm super paranoid, but I just feel like I'm not. You can get an STD from your throat. You can definitely get lamydia and your throat. It's worth it's worth playing a lottery, what I mean. It's it's like and then they got flavored condoms, and it's like, you, what kind of horror has a favorite condom?

Bro like? Come on, whether it's the guys bro like. So that's why I'll never get a prostitute, because they make you, they give you head with a condom on, so stupid, Mike, not even. But That's why I'm like confused about Stephanie saying she even likes it, because I get it. It might feel good, but like the point of sex. The other as animals. As caveman, our point of sex was to be literally inside each other. If I'm having a condom on, I'm not touching you. There

is a layer of something blocking me from you. No, that's not there. Yeah, no, no, no. Me and you were were shaking hands right now, and we were wearing and I was wearing a glove. Physically, you would not feel my hand. But if I was touching you and you felt myself, you know what, maybe maybe the guy doesn't feel it. It feels great to me. I don't know, and maybe it's different for the guy. But I'm definitely feeling that dick with the condom because are rubber or

something else? I like using um like, But I'm just saying like, the only time another time that the condom aarra staates me is me is when I'm not wet. But when I'm super wet, it doesn't make I don't need to have raw sex. What is that put a condom on I'm super wet, it's gonna be fire. I mean, I do it because I don't like using condoms in my man period, and Fire wants to have a kid. That's not why. I just you know, if you're in

a committed relationship, you shouldn't be using condom. It's so different. It's so different. I'll do it because I don't want to have have a baby, but I will say it's night and day, right, that's part of the benefit of being in a relationship. I don't feel like it's very different for me. But I have no problems. I don't have any invitation. Like I said, if I'm dry, then it's like, oh okay, and I shouldn't even be having sex if I'm dried. Your job, yeah you know what I mean.

Or if the fan is on, you know the fan is on in the room, it starts drying everything up. That sucks. I'll tell you another thing. If it's your person and you guys are hanging out twenty four hours a day, you want those times where if you wake up in the morning, you could just slide it in. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I flipout a condom. It's like, yo, this is I'm not gonna lie. I do have royal sex. I have royal sex with it with the person I have sex with, but not every time.

I definitely not wanted really hard to go from having real sex to not doing it with that person, Like, how do you go from not using no no no, because we are you're in your period, you know, I mean we use, we use, we use colbums for the most part, but then there's like morning sex. You know, you don't let you step using that kind of there's like no going back. I don't any kind of birth control. I mean that weird to ask. Yeah, no, so okay,

So I was. I was in a relationship where for like over a year we worked condoms because she just didn't want to take Yeah, that's another thing. Yeah, and that's okay, that's that's like one like of the reason and then that one percent that he might pass me as CD. But note percent every reason that I don't want to get pregnant, you know what I mean? For sure, I would do anything, and I'm Puerto Rican, Like a

guy could wink at me and I'll get pregnant. You know what, I'm sending a text exactly, Okay, what's gonna what's gonna be? His name? Adams are great. It's so good to feel like I don't have to worry about, you know, worry about getting having But it's like I said, it just makes it so much easier to at any random time to just stick it in, you know, without having to work about condom. That's for today's episodes, sticking them well, Bennie, we appreciate you so much for coming through,

for wanting to come on. I'm a big fan, of course, and I'm very sexual so it was fun a little freaky. And you guys need someone. Guy needs some more Italian guys on this show. Set it up for I got any friends, anybody that wants to come on, I'll think about it. I'll just do it for the men. And you are going to make us dinner. So yeah, you guys have come over and I'll cook your food now. Just want thanks, Benny. We appreciate you. I love you guys. It's a rapist