Episode 83: Ft. Plies

one phone for business. I don't really want to speak to that much. And the third one I don't know. That's the messy phone. I don't know. Okay, right, three phones. You're a very busy man. You just got at you answered all those and if people hit you, like, tell us what each one represents? This phone is? Hey, I don't even know. I don't even know the numbers or nothing. I just and let me give you guys another game. If a guy always sits with his phone face down,

you see how all three what does that mean? It means he doesn't want his text messages to pop up and you'll be able to see the Lucretia's no, no, it just means it's my phone, and I pay the bill and if I want to turn it over, I can turn it over. Maybe that's it just makes us really really curious what's in his phone? What's but don't sleep because people keep their phones up like this our player to absolutely trust. Now I keep my phone off. You play us to show you something too. I just

got thet to me the other day. It's got the tin on it. They said, of somebody beside you and they're trying to look at why do you need right the other side? I couldn't see it. You can't see it's clear? Yeah, ye, people, what's going on with you though? That you need? I like doing business. I just like talking to people. Okay, well we are going to talk to you. Since you're like doing that so much, we don't get anyone to play. It's called pump her or

dump her. Okay. Now, if a woman does any of these things, or if this is a scenario you're in, you're going to say whether you were pump her or dump herman? You know what it means you? All right, maybe you would say smash what would you where would you your mass? That's appropriate, all right? Pump dump it all right, she doesn't have any female friends. Is that a bad sign? No, definitely, pump Stead tell everybody you've business so you definitely you see how smart that is.

She's she's a winner, she's a keeper. Stephane ain't got no friends zone. Yeah, I don't like hand full of girl friends. But I don't trust I don't trust girls who running packs like ten girls in a group in the center, like y'all talk about each other, just ten girls exactly. We really did, and I was covering friends definitely. So girls that have a lot of friends, I just should know most of the time it's a messy situation if they got a lot of friends. But yes, I

mean I like having female friends. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I just for me personally, I like having a small amount of female friends. What do you say you've always I feel like you've always had a lot of female friends. Though until I got stand in my bad how much have you been through since? I mean, we're having a lot of hand of friends. I went through a lot of messy stuff having a lot of female friends, and I got stabbed in my back,

stabbed back, and it was bad. So ever since then, I've just learned to keep my circle a little bit smaller and not put my business out there because if nobody knows your business and they can't run and tell your business. Well, my listening, I remember you having a lot of friends, but a lot of them aren't here anymore with us. You know. I obviously have had, you know, situations of betrayal that I've had to get through. But

I like my girlfriends looking like the United Nations. When when too many girls in a group resemble each other too much, same hairstyles, like the same guys, kind of look like we're cut from the same cloth, similarity breeds contempt, you're just setting yourself up problems. I like my girlfriends like vanilla chocolate. But if you can looking like the unitination, we're not competing with each other because women naturally compete

with one another. So I like my friends look the same guy that's going for you, it's probably not checking for me, and vice versa, because you're very distinct. I kind of of like guys don't really have a type like that. Some guys guy don't have a type. I'm saying, guys kind of just go for whatever is available. Sometimes you never had a situation. End of the night. I liked you. Whatever's around? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm very persistent. I'm particular. I'm very particularly. So you have a type, you would say, yeah, I definitely got a type. What's your type? Its not for me. I'm a fascinating, a hard working women. By the way, he sent all of us flowers much. You know what y'all need to what the flower you? We didn't bring the flower. I think we should around. I'm trying to everybody that come on lip service, they gotta brained them. That was very charming, By the way, charming. I just broke up

with a guy because he didn't send me flowers. He didn't understand that sometimes when you were absent, leave something in your absence for me to keep remembering you buy because I got a short term memory. That cost a lot of money. Though a rose is fine, a rose, I think it's something about being thoughtful. Exactly how much money right? Exactly? Flowers is the easiest way to express Just make me remember you're an edible arrangement. Yeah, you know,

girls love to eat. I asked them for roses when I went and it was like, no, that's terrible. You shouldn't do roses. You should do and she yeah, she went to name and all kind of flowers that I want familiar with. But I'm from the South, so I thought roses were still the thing. I wouldn't have thrown them back at you. But these are different. Yeah, and we all got different you got different arrangements. But I wanted to throw the roses back. I like roses was

not in. They're fine. But they say that different colored roses mean different things. That like red roses mean love, and I think yellows friendship and so forth, and pay right, damn it is wait this periity. I think I thought all right, So back to the question, she doesn't have any female friends? You say pumping? Yeah, definitely all right, pump to dumping. You got to give her a hug in the club and she got on the wat trainer. Don't you can feel it? But you anybody? Why were not?

It don't matter we ask if we do wear them, we're definitely not wearing them. It depends. If I met her and she had the waist train on, she got to keep it on like forever. What do you mean if I'm pumping on she gotta keep because I feel like if I meet you and you got on the waist trainer, I'm infatuated with how I see you. So if it's because you got a waist train on, is

why you look appealing to me? Then you shoulder She got damn right now, you gotta get no I got, But I feel like huge waste trainers like hugging a cop. You know what I mean? When you like us, I think you're afraid that when you let the waste trainer out, she's gonnade like a thing about it. If they start shooting, you can throw it right, You'll save my life. Conditional pumper, conditional, she gotta keep it on? If you always trying, y'all cool with me? We wear them around the house. We

don't wear them. Don't wear them like you know when I feel like I got little swell on the side, like one of my light bulbs is swelling up on the side, Like everybody here, some other ones. What do you guys do when they want to hide stuff? Like we have all kinds of things. We got booty pops, we got waste trainers, we got ain't we got we we got everything. What y'all do I mean? I guess you. I guess it very depending on what it is he's trying to hide. But for me, like I said, I'm

pretty much a straight shooter. But you know, I feel like the waist trainer thing is damn mail waist trainers. They've done in the middle with the wat trainer, I think guys, Um, no, I'm not saying you guys were hats. It's their hair. Yeah, okay, that's like a waste trainer. Yeah. Yeah. For me, I think I've always been I think since I was probably like thirteen fourteen, I always feel like the hat complimented the tire. But yeah, I used to know it. Well, not used to because I still know

this guy, but I know a guy I'm familiar. He would always wear like a hoodie or like a jacket to how this muffin tops did he have himps to go with them? Guys are just just got their bodies, And he always kept on the jacket or a hoodie. And I never could understand why. Every time I saw him heople have like a jacket like this one, or like a hoodie. And then one time they said that he couldn't wear it in the club, and he said,

I ain't going in there. Security was that big? He took it off when sex of course, when he didn't mind the muffin tap if it was yo was alone. But I ain't been in the club. Don't you just wear a bigger T shirt? Why don't you just thinking? Like, but I don't know why that just sorry it right? I don't know what. But men don't do all the stuff that we do. I feel like women don't care as much about how men look like you still was I cared muffing top? Yeah, what do you have been

with you with a muffin top? I think so? Yeah, it's money important. Yeah, looks are important for me. I like my guys fit athletic bodies. I work hard for my body and not only do I get class of surgery, but I start myself. That's the water we drinking. What money import? And he said for us a woman just in general. Yeah, I mean I'm not trying to be in struggle mode with you know I mean that. I mean I'm not looking like it's not one of the main things I'm looking for, Like, oh, he has to

be a millionaire to date me. But I'm not gonna allow you have to be joined at the very least better than me, A very least that I would say this, Okay, I believe that money matters to the point that you have to be doing something and be somewhat ambitious and make some money because I don't want to take care of you if you don't have it. You need to be able to take care of yourself. I don't necessarily need you to take care of me, but you need

to be able to handle your own business. Like you can't be asking me for money, like to pay your because I agree. Like, if you're an aspiring rapper at the age of I don't know, thirty eight, give up the struggle boot just you know, get a job with benefits. But when you get a job with benefits, I'm not afraid of dating a bus driver or a garbage man, fireman, guard stand worker. With money, you would be a catman. But I want you to be a somewhat established yeah,

trying to be established, you know. And I feel like it's very important. Um the kind of guy that I did to want a girl who's doing well for herself, I don't. I don't really like digger and guys that are just tricks. They want to pick a girl up from the strip club and take care of her. She

doesn't have to work anymore. I was making me. I was like, I'm just saying, but you know, like or even just pick up a girl and just like, oh, you know, just a girl just regular, just doesn't have a career, she doesn't do anything with herself and just wants to take care of her. I feel like it shows how am I. It shows a lot about a man stinking and you know that if he wants a girl who's successful or not. We applies you have money, you could take care of a little bit of money.

Ain't got too much money now we see all the jewel and everything. I mean I got a little bit of money, okay, but you could afford to take care of a woman said she didn't have to work. I want to take care of a woman. You mean personally, I want to take care of him. I won't no woman to have to work. And I'm kind of I'm a little different when it comes to that. I feel like, for me, I just want you to spend your time looking good, keeping me together. So I don't want no woman.

I think that might be just a little bit of the southern I want to meet you I want you to have something going. I want you to be ambitious, and you know you you ain't gotta match me dollar for dollar. But I don't want you to just know, but you should want a mash of wand girl with ambition and goals. But then when what if she gets at you and she's like, what tying a quick job? That's what I think, that's awful, that's what he wants. I just want to. I want to when I meet you,

but then but then I got you. You You ain't got right and Bison doesn't really work that way though you can't woman, she's I'm still I'm cool with that. I'm cool with are using me for what it is that I do like I want to be to provide. I want to go out and get it and bring it back. But in the meantime, if you home and you know, like I'm adding, we got a hundred million because of you, here's seventy dollars because of me, seventy one million and

seventy dollars. Women in a bad situation sometimes because now I got to ask you for money every time I got to drive, and then I haven't been It don't work at house hard. I haven't been working out because I've been with you for four years. But ain't that. I know, I ain't that, dude. I'm gonna dude, I want you to have you give your own card. I'm gonna give you your own account. That's gonna stay. I wanted to stay here, whether it's you know, a fifty

dollar bag, like where are you from? Because it was part of the South, because it's part of the Suns that I'm not trying. Okay, Yeah you're not okay, man, then they just they know how to take care of theirs. And yeah, I want you to ask me for nothing, so I want to make sure you have it so you don't have to ask for But what does you feel vulnerable being with a man that you had to rely on him like for money. I just love to know what that feels like it I would love to have.

I just love a situation like that and it doesn't feel good. I mean I didn't have to rely on him for money because I still made my own money. I just didn't make as much money as I was used to making, so he did feel that void. But there was times when I had to go to him like I want or I d X y z, and it just was like, but why right, Like I want a new bag, I can't just buy it, but now I gotta ask, And then you act like you have

an attitude. Right, And I've been in a relationship where I'm not paying for anything and he to hear about anything and everything, and I didn't have a job, And it feels awful, right, It feels awful having asked for everything you need when you need paths, when you need he can you go get me some jambons? I need bons? She like you had six dollars. I have no body. I asked this question the other day, like it's women out here taking care of man. No, no, yeah, yeah,

that's sugar mamah. Yeah. I need to find Yeah, but I can't get too expensive, Like ain't nobody buying your orders and stuff? Stay home? I stay home. I cleaned up all that ship. You really need to take. No, I don't do no launcher. But okay, well you would be a terrible staying hard boyfriend, like I can't do make pork chats though I don't know anymore. You're gonna let you add out what's no? No, y'all eat healthy? What? Okay? All right? Pump or a dumper. She asked you if

you want a party, and she pulls out of Molly. Yeah, park hel So I want, I want, But so you wouldn't even have something? Do I got it? Do you don't have to? Oh? No? No? Not? Yeah? Nothing? What about it? This cocaine? Oh? Is it limits to like? What? Why Molly and not cocaine? I don't know. I feel like Molly has cocaine in it or heroine or something. I don't know. I don't know. I've never done anything else other than it's a little bit weak. I'm still

a little different man cocaine. So no, okay, So Molly's fying. No to cocaine, no shooting of heroin, no cracking, Hold on, hold what about a guy that does Molly? I'm not with it. I don't like it. I don't like gods some through drugs. What about we even pills? I like God to smoke like gra that's my age group. I don't I haven't been on a guy who's taking my igra. I don't think. So you know it right, you're not that, I know? But you being super quiet because I just

had a whole thought go through my head. Everybody here. What was your thought about this older gentleman that I used to have little rendezvouss with and I swore he was on the little blue pill. Yo, I swore it. I could never prove it, but I just did tell because he would never stop. It's a little engine that could. Yeah, it could and could and would. I used to be like too much. I just try. I just to pull all of my tricks out the bad to try to get him defend it. And it's just laver. I was like,

it has to be a little bit filled. Yeah, because sometimes too long it is not good. No, it's not. Guys think that, like marathon sex is so awful. Rug burn after a while. Women necessarily norathhone every once in a while. Whats in a marathon? Like? How long is an hour? That's how I'm vanilla? Remember I'm doing? Is long? Okay? Girls? Duration? I mean you could if you stop and like from start to finish, watch the New Edition movie or something. I wanted to take an hour hour. It's like a

drunk a drinking night, you know what I mean. I was fine if I don't got to get A drinking night is longer than hate. I love drinking. I can't. I can't. Somebody give me a drink. Somebody you got a drink? We get hit his dream. I can't finish. I can't bisex oh all day, every day. Okay, So what talking to Jesus? What's the perfect amount of time to have sex? Would you say? I say thirty minutes? Okay,

that's a good one. That's a nice time. Right. You can even get a little sucking in, right, she said, what you say? That's a quickie? If I get his quickie five minutes, yeah, yeah, in the room closet, even even like eight minutes is a quickie like a quick eight Yeah, that's a good quirky, that's a good quick that's a good quick okay. But in a normal session for me minutes, I'm gonna like give oral for a good fifty about to do it? I don't if it

ain't like your mono is. There's no vanity and a blowjob, no narrow and me running, no vanity in head, No your hair be sticking to you. Always have a cliff in your bag. On my wrist, on my wrist, there is my wrist. I'm ready, okay, So what's your time? What's your g I think forty five minutes to an hour's okay, all right, yeah, I think currently got to get a that's my that's my normal thing right now with the current. When it's good, that's when you're like,

we don't go last thime forty five minutes. It's true with my current. Hey, Melissa, what do you say? I mean, I'm all to thirty is standing and it's a good time. But if I like, if i'm if I really like you, which is just really hard to find these days. Um, forty minutes, you know, but ten each you know, you mean when you say it's right amount time to have sex, a perfect amounts some gyms with the war that dies, the eyes you gotta be tearing, the nose gotta be running,

the mouth's gotta be wet. Does that hand drip? Does it happen when guys go down? I need I need that open. I need to you know. But what about for guys when you go down on us? Do your nose be running? No? No, because it's not that type of it's not that type of anyone You're you're like, you know, it's you know, I want to say that the ears is all connected. But what I always when it goes down on me too, then I want his

nose reading. No, you don't want all that, but I want to hear some more about this nose, right, because I always told somebody that they told me they thought that was nasty restaurant. That's because you want able to breathe that your back, you're working, you know what I'm saying. So it's when you're crying and not in it. Yeah, when you're going on in the makeups running, do you look up at him too? Because yes, girls, your brain the mines. I'm no more good, motherfucking folking me when

you look at the mines. Boys, man, what about to think about my lash? Fall of love? What you gonna be? Asked you a question during that? Do you talk? No? Oh my god? How you answer questions? What's the point of asking a question at that time? I mean some people like to communicate, you know, But now do you reciprocate? Because we had to ask the earlier and she was complaining that her boyfriend doesn't go down on her, but she always want her to do it to him. As

a man, you gotta you gotta eat it. You gotta eat it. That hold on, hold your applause, do you like doing it because I like enthusiastic. No, no, no, no, I've met men that literally I liked it or not they needed to do like them like types. Yes, I mean I like to listen, I'm coming at you with enthusiasm. Then I want you to meet me with enthusiasm. Here you go what I'm saying. Nobody wants to half asked.

Trust me when I said, trust me when I say, no man has ever come flamed, ever complained about my technique, and I expect the same. Yeah, you go, just put you to be enthusiastic about it. Yes, be enthusiastic. Listen, if if your sex game good, you ain't got to be that enthusiastic by eating it. Now, you can make sure when it's time for you to eat it that you step up to the plate. But you ain't got the soon as she walked in the house, all your clothes on and ship and you just start eating it.

Ain't gotta be like that. This is good to me. I mean I was gonna say with that, I'm going to speak for for somebody who has a vagina that I don't mind you walking in the room to close on and going to town on me. That wants a month fair enough special, Let's okay. How about would you go down to a woman and I expect you to do anything in return? Is that okay? Like just making this is just for you baby? Let her finish on that.

I mean, I guess if you're all in a situation, you know, situation ship, Yeah, not no, not random, you don't you don't random do that? All right, here's the next one, pumper or a damper. She doesn't have an outbreak right now, but she does have her being. Oh shit, you know pumped everything. So now we gotta ask you, Pumper, A dumper called the age. So many people have her peace. But you know an he told you, no, you don't get no paths. I would say thank you and goodbye.

Godless said we wouldn't find a dumper on this. Oh yeah, I don't know nobody, guy, I don't have your friends. Nobody got no irvan. Yes, I'm sure we're not to employ people. Someone in this room, probably one of the guys. I don't believe that's the place together. Probably a bat executive got hurt. Ain't nobody ain't got nervous. You can't even function have an outbreak right now? All right, pumper

or a dumper. She's allergic to condoms. Oh, you dump because you have to think about it every all her previous partners. She's saying, oh I can't have sex, Las lampskin doesn't protect you. Okay, they never mind. Friend, that was like he died a long time. He's been left. But no, that was his motto. I remember that. He used to tell me all the time. No, I'm really used to telling me if a girl, if he was going to have sex, well and if she go if if she didn't ask them to put on a condom,

then he put on the condom. But if she asked him to, yeah, then he wouldn't. That's so backwards. Why wouldn't you just put on a condom all the time? Put on the condom? Everyone, stop off everything. Listen, let's be honest about this. Callingdom than I had this conversation to. Most people enjoy the philip, are you? That's when they do it. It's such a big difference. She needs a big difference, and it's so much better with other condoms for you, it's even better for us, you know women?

Can you better for myself as well? Wrong? He leaves the condom ruins my pussy, and then it ruins it, and then it really is my My guy got a big dick. So we're using magnums and if anybody has had some takes bad Trodan guys, it smells like rob. So basically we're telling people kind of But they say, when do you oh my god, when ye like, when do you say I'm talking about the amount of time? When do you say, okay, it's safe. I don't listened. I always told my partner, I listened. It's just a

conversation at my homeboy that I always told him. If I see a woman around y'all for more than more than six months, she baked. They just boughttom line. You see like six different women around him for six months, babe, Because I feel like if a woman around you for long within six months, you like something else about her besides the sex, right, Okay, So I gotta be really digging up. So what does that have to do with not using a condom? No, But that was the conversation

that me and them had. They was telling me that, you know, bay and condom, Yeah, I don't go to go. Have you ever had sex with somebody the first time? And not. You said, no, that don't happen. You respond, that's really just people that don't like germs and all that. I'm not. I ain't him, but i am. I'm like, I'm under the umbrella. Yeah, I'm the next down. No, No, I'm really, I'm not even a German pope. I'm a paranoid person. I'm a really paranoid person. I don't trust anyone.

I don't trust my mother, like I don't trust any mother. I'm serious, I'm serious. Even even being in a long term relationship, even being with somebody for six months, five months, four months, it's it's scary not be not having protect when you give him. What about you perform oral sex? You don't use the time linked when you're when you suck for yeah, when you suck it, you as well. Yeah, if you're having sex, I mean, how have sex about sucking first? Like you have to get it going, even

if it's already hard, you got anyway. Oral sex is a part of four play and my wife's already that's a good way to examine everything, to get a nice close that we can't look all right, Yeah, look at it makes you a good sniff at it? You face examination of it. I've never seen anything and been liked, but nothing good. I've been loved to, thank god, but not every guy dated long term and had sex with

has gotten or you know, yeah, please pleasure. Yeah, I'm choosy about who I think deserves it and other so oral sex is more important. Let me tell you something, Let me tell you, let me say let me tell you something. My girlfriend, my best friend in high school, this is when we were virgins. She gave a guy, she went down on a guy, and he told everybody, and her reputation was just trashed. I was traumatized for her. So oral sex to me has always registered as a

little taboo. So it's been a it's it's just something I take very seriously. Sex and sex everywhere because you could get you think you just got to ensure you. Just keep in mind, keep in mind my first you keep in mind my first experience with oral sex was even my experience, and I was fourteen at the time, so it resonated for however, I'm good with it now.

I'm just like everybody. Yeah, him, no, him, no. There's some guys that just I just want to taste them, yes, right, right right, and these other guys around like he looks I'm not he looks like he doesn't need enough pineapple trying to I'm not gonna have sex with a guy that I don't want to taste, you know. So it's just it's just it's just like if it goes along with it, like I want to I want to get my I just I want to get hey, I want

to suck. I want to stop right in the middle now never right in the middle of right in the middle of stroke number eighties seven. I want to stop their levels to or elsex, though, do you say I do? But I'm not gonna get on the testicle. What you know, are there levels? Like I'll do this, but I'm not gonna there's levels, But the level is how intense you take it. Like I can give a medio ger blow job if I want to, you know, I could just give a sleepy one and I could take a nap

lazy side. I mean, I can just give him a little taste, you know. Or I can go all in and let the ship start pouring face. You said to stay off the what what was them? You said? Stay off the what what time? You said? You to that time? Ye? Because I'm what you kids know, it's a bad You gotta hold them and then lick them. When deep throws, you gotta like let your touch touch the balls on faint. You know you're not that like hitting it from the bag.

She like goes and GRIBs him. Man, I got to get right in when I they're gonna talk about them tills, go ahead, you just can't. You know, there is levels when it comes to how much, how far you go, how much you give you know. Yeah, so with the balls, guys, I'm telling you, when you're hitting it from the bag and you when he's hitting it from the bag, you reach over from behind your legs and grab though they go crazy, they crazy? Is that you man? I'm study

that's a school, but that's the school. Have you ever cried during sex guys? Love? No, I didn't, no cry, I didn't sign but I ain't didn't. No, tools ain't. That's a great during sex with you. That's happened. That kind of thrown me off though a little bit. Some women say it. They get scared. Yeah, I'm scared about that. That hurt you. I'm sorry. No, I just talked to the second more than you don't yell different not not not I'm killing you yelling. I don't like that. Okay,

so what do you like? I'm just bad? Oh man, I just like you to egg me on, egg me on, a little ego stroking. Yeah, I love that, all right, hopper a dumper. She looks different without her makeup on, like a completely different person face, then, so don't matter because I feel I guess the majority. Y'all correct me if I'm wrong, But I think the majority of women that wear makeup look kind of different with it also, But let's say she looks like crazy without it, like

a different like a different person, not attractive. Is this the first time we find the half sex or strong honey, Like, let's say her face melted off in the shower and he was like, whoa, yeah, eyebrows messing. But that's kind of like looking at a woman. It's the same thing. So you're okay with it? Okay, all right, no, that's

that's happened. But you know, so I said, I'm in the middle of it, But I say, yea in the middle with Are you the type of person that once you get in the situation, there's just no backing out. You gotta just finish because there's guys that are like, Okay, it's stink, but I gotta fit because I started, not that they will definite that it stinks, but I already don't start it, so I gotta finish. I just I was just like at a barbershop practically, and they were

all talking about it. It's just like they just don't back out. They're just like they're like, I gotta understand, yeah something, I'm just like back out. What are you crazy? You could smell it. The girl's gonna go in and she don't smell, right, don't you smell yourself? Do you think any period of time that a woman has, she can be clean but have some form older must musty, She must like right after her period, exactly exactly right

before you, right before before you get your period. It is that like yeah, yeah, it's like this, this smells like pennies almost, it's like copery. Yeah, and then after sometimes this is not completely completely on like it. So it's money. That's life, that's here. It's basically your body. Was just like, hey, I'm ready to get pregnant. Hey, hey, hey, well listen. We wish that mother Nature would send us an email saying you're not pregnant this month, but unfortunately

it comes in the form of menstruation. But unfortunately. Okay, but one said before and once said after, it's both both evacuating that one week, the days before the days after, it's narly different. It's kind of nars the day before in the day after. Yes, basically a one week, so I need to start acting that. Yes, one week out the month. If you should get a calendar or check for us. It's that's still not a very pungent. It's not like a stink. It's not. It still doesn't stink.

It depends how she takes care of herself. And I don't. I don't have a pungchent owner. I were coming from mom, alright, pump or a dumper. She has a sex tape online? Oh, not like that one, but an amateur like you know, somebody made a sex tape, put it out and it's out there. I used to care about that, but I think times you change a little bit. I think I probably don't care about that as much, so I probably say it don't matter. Would you look at it? Ohts

on serious week, little trailer. I mean, like, let's just say it's early on and you know the sex tape is out there, Your boys don't seen it? Are you gonna go look at it? Say that again? It's early on you guys just started dating you like her, you've already had sex with her, But she does have a sex tape out your friends have seen it. Are you gonna You're not gonna watch you now? You said already like her? Yeah, a little bit isn't. Yeah, I wouldn't

even put myself and that's it. Now I won't watch it. I want watch it. How could you not? If you're if you were dating a guy and he had a sex tape, ot, would you look at it? Ye? Would? And not only would I looking at me? My friends who put it on TV married onto the television. And yeah, I probably would watch drinks. It would take me a while, it would Oh my god, I forgot this happened to you, Melissa. I did forget you did look at a sex tape?

Yeah it was my fiance and it was while we were together, So yeah, that was he made it while they again, and it was a girl that he was lying about. So every the whole conversation we were having earlier, all those flashbacks were just like popping in my I forgot that happened to you. Yeah, I dodged a bullet there, did you know? Boy? That? Wow? I found the box. I was like, I know only two of these are mine? The rest of them? So where's your tapes? Oh? I

destroyed those suckers. I should have kept them though. When you guys make a sex tape, but you like cognizant of who has possession of them and also how you look on it though, like do you be like I gotta make sure I look at here in the six tape. You know, I feel like I've mastered in the angles of recording myself doing sex. I watched you master at the recording angles right there. Yeah, you know what I mean. So when all right, there's like there's levels to recording

a sex tape. You do it on your phone now right, so from the front right, from the front angle it always has you should be recording it, like the woman should be recording it. If he's on top of you, you should be here recording right and then right and you have the phone from from behind here recording and it should be like another angle, like you have to make sure your arms are like really strong, that your body crushed down it never come from underne here. Yeah,

and then when you're recording yourself sucking, it's always good. This, this is good. This is a good place. Side the side good. That's the special side to side when you can hold the phone to here and still go in here and catch all with it, right with it one? Maybe you holding yourself. Yeah, well yourself, I'll hold it sexy profile, you get the sexy, but this you want to I never made a sex tape, never made a sex no. Never, as like she's scared to do something

like that ever, Angela. Just use your own phone, but still listen. They got the eye cloud and all kind of things happening. You never know. You n lush your phone, people hack into your phonecloud sharing because of that. Oh you had a bad experience. No, Um, I just felt like it's just not safe to have yourself up in the Yeah, it's definitely same like nudes. I have like fifty photos on my phone and naked. Well, I know it's that's right. Ship these three felons, there's some type

of sex tape in there. All three always figured anytime you can have sex, always remind I act like I'm being filmed, So okay, now that you act. Yeah, yeah, I act like I'm being pretty tell you something. You want to know what? I would love to see his d MS? I would love especially on a Saturday especially. We can tell you right now, right now, let's look at it. Let's look at his ms. Listen, it's unsolicited tension. You didn't see anything. It's just people sending you stuff.

Check us, dam let's see. Can we let you know how many messages you got to do? Instagram? He's trying to move it, but it's not going nowhere. Okay, here we'll go and and so help me out because this is my phone. I don't understand. Okay, let's see. Let me see. Wait to click on a picture or something. No, wait, why is this? I don't even see his thing on here? Have you ever sent a penis? And I ain't ever

something I wanted them? I called him busts and I ain't never kind, I ain't something never out of penis. They're called busts. We called busses. Well from why is it called that? I don't know? They just can't bust it? Baby, No, no, y'all believe uses. I ain't ever something. I never asked you for him? Yeah, so I didn't have to happen. So why don't you send it? I didn't try to fit the ful, fake me somebody out before you said someone else's penis nose the thumb right there. Oh no,

you just happen. Well just finger you wouldn't want no, no, no, no no. The kind of people don't have you guys asked for tick pecks, teen picks, yes, like I don't like. I don't like unsolicited dick picks. Get those other time, please stop sending me, get them, get all the time. And I'm like, but sometimes you know when I don't want somebody, Yes they do, it's not women with the penis, Yes they do. You know what you do. They'll send

a picture because you know we have lip service. And then like snap Chambers has not penis, like they really want to not want us to rate it. And if you're dating the mandy, would you ask him to send you mean personally no, Wait, I'm making my speen saver um. Listen to me. Sometimes you know, I haven't seen a guy that I wanted a while. I might want. Just don't put your face in it. I think, so I don't want to like, send your penis don't put your face in it. Do if I'm just angle on the here,

so any big, I don't want to picture. I agree, I just want it if I wanted, I just want it. I don't want to picture of it when it's beautiful

or you're thinking about it. You want to say, think I would like to have a penis when maybe on a FaceTime FaceTime you did show me a diick on FaceTime, But I don't want you to send me a picture you I don't want when you're thinking about wanting that old thing that sense that to you and you're just like okay, so yeah, yes, I like those not unsolicited strange, strange penis, not unslicited strange. I don't want to see it. I don't want here awkward, but like stuff that I've

had contact you with already. Fine, right, all right, Well that was pumper or dumper. So basically we learned that applies will basically pump almost anyone except a person with hurt with her and and yes and no condoms new condoms. All right. So now here's the last thing that we want to do with you. We each submitted a story and we want you to read it and guess who submitted each story if you have to guess. Okay, one

of them is really long. Let's see read it all it's about kissing the guy I need it, and you guess which one of us submitted it. All right. I was kissing a guy in his car and I wouldn't go any farther and he started masturbating and moaning. Well, I read that one more time. I was kissing a guy in his car and I wouldn't go any further and he started masturbating and moaning. It is Melissa. It doesn't sound like a Melissa story. It does. Know what's it's like? Not Melissa, na I get one? Yeah, you

didn't get that one right? That was me? Okay, now hold on one second. I was going to be able to tell paces of elimination. We tell who it is. I don't know who that was. Okay, it's fine, there's still three of us, so keep reading us and then we'll say afterwards, who stories guy ever masturbated in front of you? Yeah? It's got masturbated and came on my leg like all right here, okay with that. It was because I wasn't about to have sex with him and

he was trying really hard. You know, with his with his think like remnute on me, trying to get me like this. Did you think it was funny? I just was laying there like he was on the street, and the next round like that, I'm not okay now like that because I'm not what about your step? But guy even masturbated and fun of you. Um. I've had a couple of guys like sometimes you know, when you don't want to give a guy no ass, so he'll like want to grab on your butt cheek and masterurbate finish off.

It's like that's happened to me a lot of times. A lot of times I like no, no, no, and then they're like but can I And You're like okay, but they don't come on me. They'll come like on their stomach, but they will just be like grabbing my butt sheet like that. It's like, okay, what about you were listening? If anybody have been masturpated, it's like it's like cleaning the kitchen almost you know what I mean.

Let's say it's a chore you really just don't want when it comes to a guy, just can I can? I kind of already fine go ahead and right, yeah, I mean like, I've literally been kissing a guy and all of a sudden whips it out. I'm like, what the fund is that for? I'm not He's like, no, no, no, I got this. I got this. I'm like, my god, aumptuous and that even makes you feel like it's a little impolite. It's a little impolite, but I am vanilla, So yeah, it's happened. And what about you? Pause, You've

been mascipated in front of a girl. I ain't never poured the water holds out on it. I'm going to do that. What about girls mascipating in front of you? Because I feel like it's different from like when men do it to us. We're like, and you didn't even get to see you didn't even get the full sentence out before he said love it? Yeah, I love it. He's all. It's not sexy for us, but for you, but for for a lot of women, A lot of women ain't compable with that own thing. I'm comfortable warning,

no problems. Are you crazy? I'm corks to pull out a viber, But like, look, babe, evibrated. I thought you your hand doesn't matter hands when you're not, you think most I like natural mean, personally, do you think women are comfortable with saying that they guess we're masturbated or whatever? You don't sound comfortable with seeing it? No, no, no, no no. But because I feel like a lot of women ain't still comfortable with it, I am or telling

peoples every day of the week, sometimes tired. I've always been really comfortable with telling people that I'm I'm such a masturbator, that I've been masturbated, mast masturbated. Yes, but I've read somewhere someone sent me, um like the meme. This is funny. Someone sent me a meme and you know it's said, um like, masturbating brings demons and see your love life what I'm screwed? No, listen to bring

spiritual demons and listen to me. So I thought about it, and I was like, you know, I haven't had the worst luck with men, you know, not the worst, not the best, but not the worst. And I thought about it. I was like, now, I've been masturbating since I was ten years old. So I decided to stop masturbating. I just started just to see if if it'll change, if it will change something in my love life. I just started masturbating seven years ago. Really, yeah, and how's it

been for the seven years Hatachi? Yeah, she's she's also with her attach and she's no. But I'm saying like, do you feel um, do you feel like your your love life has been cursed? No? Really, it's just you know what it is. I'm just I'm just I'm just a picky mofo. One two. I love my own company. I'm cool with just with being on my own In three, Hatachi, it applies you rather a woman just use her hand? No, not because I feel like men are competitive with toys.

Dan doesn't do anything like it's a little intimidating. Sometimes I'm not going to master. You can't see what a toy does. You can't. You can't compare. I promise you you can't. That's actually it's got like levels. It's like speed levels. So it's just like on the clip crazy on the seat. You can't do it. Yeah, I ain't got to do all that. That gets me there in like two point five seconds. The only thing about that is, and who do you cuddle with after pillow and I

go to sleep. I like to cuddle. I like to cuddle too. However, that ain't nothing like no man on you. I agree, I agree to send them over. Send them over. Are you a cuddle I'm not. He's not in l A, that's for sure. That's where I live. Well not maybe not forever. I'm going to test the bout a cuddler. You are a cuddler. I know you're a total cuddler. He seems like a spooner. He's a ser' I'm I'm messed up, man, I'm pretty you're not. You don't cuddle.

You're not all right what you call cuddler? Like after sex and you're like, I demonstrate, Yeah, yeah, you don't cut off. That's going to happen to me, do it? Did you do it to her? Though? I don't do that. That's gonna happen to me, though. So you can lay there and let her cut it on you. You're not gonna cut hand on your chest and all of that. I love when when I'm laid with a guy and he put his hat on mine. Shots, but I love

this is what the conversation were talking about. I thought that was I would feel kind of emasculated, lad if he put his head on our chests rather than the other way around. Clothes on, i'd be kind of straight, but and we just got through having sex, and I'm naked, very very Marcus Graham. You know, I tell you why. I know why guys put their clothes on after sex, because they don't want you to see their little limp penis laying there after where it ain't no good when

don't wounded, I'm wounded, clue, he liked clues. The reason why I believe that is because you gave all of us um flowers. You know, you see, like I told you, I told y'all probably what the second question that I'm in fasciated with it. I love hard working women. Y'all just happened to be beautiful, hard working women, So that was I felt that was appropriate. So you would cut it with us absolutely because we all like, all right.

I don't know whose story this is, but this one time there was a rapper that I decided to have sex with. It was good up until I almost was about to climax. It happened he happened to get there right before me, and it was over before I finished. So as he's laying there and enjoying the moment, I decided to lay there next to him and play with myself until I got mine. I think it hurt his feelings.

That's a great story. That was a great story. All right, We're not gonna tell you that's what I'm going laid. There's a guy, okay, well, having sex in dog estyle position. My lover punched me in the ribs. That's wait a second, you got punched? Whoever? If I'm punched in the ribs, my ribs there? That okay? It ended up in vague and stayed with the girlfriend. A male friend of hers came over during the day and we all decided to

meet at the club after that night. Later that night, well, at the club, my friend went to the bath, leaving me and the dude together taking patrol shots. Next thing I know, we're kissing and she comes back. She's super happy and suggests we go back to her place. Once at her place, it's established he's gonna get some masks and she wants to have a three some. I'm super shy and straight, so the only way I agree to it is that she can watch while we're getting into it.

All of a sudden, out of the out of the dark, okay, we know who it is. I hear a vibrated turn on the rest of the night is black. We already know who that is. No, no, no, that was that was some I would call that like white people ship. You know, we know. She finished the sentence. She was like dark, So was he right about the other two? Yes? That you got punched in the ribs. I'm sad for you. You finish the story. The story go after she get

that's the whole story. Oh was it enjoying because I know you're like, I know you like question, was it like, oh my god? I think he was just really excited. I think he was just really excited. He did it with your boys, though, I'm scared. He was just I think he was just really excited and he was he was like right about just about to comment, I was just frost the boom. Where was he from? He's hill road.

My goodness, I'm starting thanks staring him like it wasn't a hard like it wasn't a hard punch, but it was like a you know, like a like a left punch. I was like, I'll come to you ruined the whole moment. I was like they did anyway. I was like, what's like, very I'm sorry. I was so excited. I was saying, I punched you all right, what well? Flies, Thank you so much for joining us and playing game with that's and being a good sport anytime anime. And bring your cuddling.

Yeah listen, man seeing you cuddle. This was showing me how to cuddle and go. Okay, and then hopefully he'll send us all at a picture of his penis later. Okay. Now come to first spread the love. Spread the love. But we do appreciate you though, and thank you for our flowers and for being a gentleman. Flowers. We got a brand of flowers here they come. Anybody to come to this show the lip service. They got to bring guilt. He's on mine. Thanks. Flowers are important. Flowers are going

to mean who did a nice job. This is a nice joy. Yeah, I love them. Everybody say thank you, pride, thank you. I'm angela yea. This is lip service. And whoever comes up here next with the bar has been set really high. Things to dad applies. Break some gifts. You come on live service, be like gifts