Episode 76: Ft Hynakan & Cardi B

I'll pay her. I'm like, sir, this is for free. First of all, why would anybody charge me? I mean no, they'll they'll they'll take they'll pay you. Okay, you know you said for free. Well, you know some of these dudes that they try to shoot for the stars, it's it's that drink Hennessey and spook weed all day drink well a dirty nigga. You got some ignorant pussy ignorant. Oh yeah, it's probably wet, like at least twelve hours

after day. Yeah. Now there's the question I want to ask you, because this is a theme that's been coming up on a lot of TV shows. Do you think that you could take somebody from their man depend on that type of the day. What could you do to take a woman from her man? I'm gonna get her timing if you capture at that vulnerable state and you're you just happen to have the right cologne. Your outfit is perfect. You know your your pants is perfect? Do

you think about their outfits like that? Yes, I have a lot of sisters, So I had to learn the game like real quick, like depending on the sequence where you put your cologne. The sequence of your I was like spar and you know the timing. You take her to a good restaurant that has seafood on the menu, but it's not a seafood restaurant. They like that dumb

ship clam sticking with city Island or whatever. When she's vulnerable, like when she's in an argument with her man or something like that, he has to do some fun argument because women will start an argument just so they can have great sex later on. So you got to know what the type of argument is. Did he like, you know fun her mother? Back in the day? Me, if a girl cheat on me, I'm sucking a mother straight up. One of her mom is like eighty, you gotta shoot,

you gotta fight for your hood that I'm going forward. Okay, So when she's vulnerable, go ahead. And then the timing, Yeah, the timing and everything works, and she'll be like, this guy is interesting. Would you ever throw dirt on another man? Like, if you know some dirt, I'm gonna keep it honest. I'm a strong believer in karma, and you know when you do, like even going after another man's woman. One thing I was talked from an early age, never sucked

another man's a pregnant woman. That's not your baby. That's instanct pregnant woman. I thought he was gonna say, another woman, as she's pregnant by another man, you fuck, that's instantly bad luck. I know four guys that got in the car accidents and lost their car. Is the best person. It's beautiful. But if you don't know she's pregnant, pregnant pussy, ain't pregnant pussy ntil it's in the second trimester, okay, pregnant pussy and pregnant pusy util there's the ball, So

you can respect that. I like that, and you know you time it right and you know women, women and men are the same thing. You're just smooth about it. Have you ever had a girl tell you that she was pregnant but it wasn't. I actually paid for two abortions, but they weren't minded or my cousin and yeah, not for real. He was like, he was like, listen, man,

I'm a piece of ship. And when I have these babies, I know you're a good dude, or you're gonna take care of them, or you're gonna pay for the abortion. And you pay for the abortion because I would. I'm I'm sensitive to children. Out I'll hold it down, you know, and stuff like that. But I'm like nothing, I'm sensitive to children, so they don't have to like here you go. But in that retrospect, I've dodged, you know, child support payments.

I'm grelled. But they weren't your babies, right, but still you never know. No, I'm busting a couple of chicks and pray to the heavens. Have you ever took a man from his woman? Have you ever said I'm gonna get him on purpose? No? But I have been what they called chose, if you know what I mean, Like he picked you over someone else. Yeah, did that feel bad? Like you feel bad? No, because she ain't like him anyway, so you knew her you know what too? But anyway

I do I'm not sure who? Okay, baby? And it happened more than one occasion, actually happened three times. Damn chose the same girl. We're still friends? Oh you friends are there? Yeah? So you took her. He wasn't her man? Are you? But you did this three times? Yeah, it wasn't purpose, three different meds. Yes, it just happened, but it wasn't on not a care because neither time hold a hold on. So every time she had a boyfriend,

he wasn't her boyfriend. She was just a guy she was working with, right, if you want to call it that. And then you just slid in there? How are you threesome in situations? I was invited and your friends ego though, like if we're in a threesome and then he's like, I kind of like g better a better friend and me so amazing astronomical, he was outstanding. How many fingers can slide them? Fingers? They different guys have different sizes,

different sizes fingers. I can get away with these still finger Yeah, I thing popped this girl about two months ago at this dirty um um bachelor party and was at junior bachelor party. No, not that one, but like I was finding popping up so crazy that she hit her head on the drywall because she was think she was hurting in the drywall and liked, no, she was enjoying it and she didn't know what she had the drywall. And I'm just like, he's fingering a girl enjoyable for you.

I just need to know what her pussy's worth. Why listen? Why do guys listen? I always wondered this when I was dancing. Why do guys want to touch the pussy? Like? What do you get out of touching the pussy? What do you get out of that? This is twilight zone pussy And it's only happened to me one and a half times, and it's like sucking something like this. No no, no, no no, no, stick in your finger in the pussy. I mean I would be dancing for a guy and he would do like this, yeah, rub his hands on

it like that. Please don't touch me with your dirty eyes hands. Listen, listen, you have a layer of but why but what do you get out of just taking your hand and rubbing it across my vagina like when you get out of there with the action or not. If I'm dancing for you, yeah, make sure you ain't got no dick too. If I'm dancing, I'm naked. I mean when I was dancing, we know, I worked that Magic city, so I was booty hole as you know,

a booty hole elbows. That's fine. So still you know something you don't never feel like guys you know, I mean we do that too. We do that when we try and see how big it is before we know we're gonna give him some pussy or not. That's the times check. Damn, that's the the fact. I mean, no bush it. If it's worth it, I might give it a trial. Let me say, just one time, this girl told me, you know her, I ain't go standing then

because she's a piece of ship. Everyone you do. She's like, she's won't guy unless it's thirteen inches right, Hell no trying to that bottle. Yeah, I took my timberlance and say you'll work your magic right that it's ten and a half. But might as well, yeah, might as well to put that in your pussy or the thirteen inches And how she knows, she's gotta she gotta ruler something like that. Who knows. But if you think about it, I certain inches. If I stab you with a four

inch knife, that could kill you. Well, first of a dick is not a knife to stop it. Still, think about it. Even a six inch dick should be enough to do sunny and pussy most of the jobs. Most of vaginas are shallow anyway. Most of vaginas don't run that deep anyway. Vaginas are shallow most of the most you got some twilight zone pussy. I remember that this ship fuck my head up, so it was loose. It was just everything, and I'm like, I said, right, fuck it,

I'm from Brooklyn. I might as well just complete the task. And why don't guys do that? They got to complete the task. Like if they say don't care if it's stings the no, no, no, they're still going to do it. I think feet one time my dick went you to no, no no. My ship was just like, she's like, what's wrong. I was just drinking too much, Hennessey, It's over and like her ship really like some like she played for the NBA or some ship man. I was like, you know,

what NBA plays. He smells like I just assumed that Twilight Zone pussy. So have you ever, um, have you ever been having sex with a girl and just realized that he wasn't gonna come and just like tapped out, like suck it. Do you tap out or do you pretend to come? It's hard to pretend to come because girls. So I was having this conversation with my friend, They're like,

let me see the come. I was having a conversation with my friend the other day and she was saying how the niggas was telling her to he sucked some bitch and he was sucking forever, and the pussy was so trashed that he just stopped sucking her because he knew he wasn't gonna come. And I had to think back, like, that's never happened to me. You got good. I've never had a nigga just be like, I'm not gonna come, so I'm gonna stop. What about he ever fall asleep

in the middle of having sex because he was drunk. No, I've fallen in sleeping in the middle of having sex, definite, really have. It's probably more because I'd be tired and then sometimes I should never have even started. It hasn't happened a lot, but I have definitely definitely been like I fell asleep and then be like, oh, Ship, is that bad. Yes, it's I'm the only person that's falling

asleep during sex. It's bad for him. It's a great gift if you trust the guy off and you just be like Ship, because sometimes I just do it because like you know, you want to be like please, but I'll be so tired. I'm so I get up so early in the morning. Sometimes I'm so tired that I know it's not a good idea and I just want to go to sleep. But you do it anyway because

you feel like me has some obligations. That a guy ever woken up and just like capped off on me while you were sleeping, just like phase as just jerked off on you like you fall asleep makes you out come on right, get up and opening my mouth. Ship, Now, don't wait me up like that. If you don't sleep on, I don't seck dick, good morning breath. I gotta at least brush my teeth. I'm not doing that. I don't.

I'm sorry, And that's the worst thing. Sing good morning breath, you know, why not only are you smelling your own stinkcas breath, but your spit don't be right that morning, brough spit be like it don't be to be dry

and be running. It just don't be right. And you know you need that thick, that thick you could see phoney like that good spit When you know that when you use your hand and you smell your disgusting Yeah, what do you think through when they got to eat up a chick in the morning, You think, but you ain't using that much spits and you ain't using your hands like much. You gotta depend on the chick. You

gotta give it a whole bang. I just want to be clear if you mean my pussy before you brush your teeth breathless, smell better after absolutely like Listerine three, I got pussy mouth washed. Now I want to ask you this as in me in right, would you mind dating a women who are so busy that she's never really home. No, no, because you know the lifestyle we live. But if she's around a lot of guys all the time for work, I've been I've dated girls like that.

It's it's annoying because you know she got to flirt enough to get things out of the situation. But what like, No, I'm just saying in general, like a guy like and she got a nigger, should I give her this cheat code? I mean it's a little bit different than you know, you might ask somebody for a favorite. No, just in general, just terminology, like hey, I need a favor from this dude, and do be like she got a nigga. She ain't giving up the pussies, Yo, I can't make it. You

get what I'm saying. I can't do the favor because they know they can't get no favorite time. But if it's a possibility that they can get a favor of return,

they're shooting for the stars. But I feel like guys like the challenge to the women who they feel like they can't get to the reason why so they can laugh at other dudes, like you see the guy right there right Like I always said, I don't know, I don't know how dudes can play pool with fabulous because he doesn't funk so many of these niggas girls, So even if he's losing, he could just stomp the stick on the table and like, really, nigga corner pocket, just

like I always do a lot of dudes will smash another dudes girl just to have that one up and right. But would you tell somebody like I smash your girl me. I'm not petty like that, because that's a really weird thing. I have a friend who like, she's had sex with a lot of dudes, and she never knows if she I mean just a lot, a lot, you know when a lot is a lot? This a lot because like chicks at least in the hundreds. But like her man, she sometimes hesitates because it'd be like guys that her

man knows, and she's like, should I tell him? And should I not tell them? Sometimes the dude that's a sensitive subject. It's a case like scenarios. But he don't know that well, you know, it's a case by case scenario. It's like when really be like, yo, you know I sucked you? Like how you know what I'm saying. They're gonna throw it up in your face eventually. Guys do certain things to let other guys know. No, don't shake their hand a certain way to the woman. He won't

have to say it. And you just look at your girl. He did this. Oh that's your girl. That's your girl. I know her as you know how to have her. Yea, we go away back. I didn't know that she's been right. You had to introduce me to him, right, and then you have the celebration party, and I'll never forget this. He's like, Yo, thanks for looking out for my girl. Yo, she means a lot to me. And I'm looking at the nigger like that might not be a dating situation.

That might just be like my girl years ago. No, no, he said it because you I think you had him on the show. Oh I don't know, did the same type of nigga anything? You know what me and you know he had he didn't do it in the funk up where he's like, yo, thank you for holding that my girl. And I knew the language and I was like the language, yeah, like you thanks for holding out my home girl, and be like, yeah, thanks for holding that girl. I appreciate you. We appreciate you. Thanks for it,

we appreciate you. Yeah, we're good. That's that guy. Lets you know that's my piece right there. We're good. Now. Are you a type of person that says I love you first? I've done it one time and it didn't work out. So what kind of girls are you? With the sociopaths for the most part that I can see that. Yeah, they have great jobs, very ambitious us. And then they start losing their fucking minds and they start having multiple

girlfriends and they carry stabbing knives and and firearms. I think you'd be doing something to them with your mouth. I could see it the way you talk a little bit. But sometimes you got one of them mouths. What does that mean? One of them suck your life out the bottom of Yeah, that tell the truth. Yeah, of course, man, if I care about her, I don't eat random pussy fut No, no, no, no, no, you don't. You do it, but when you do it, you do it well. Yeah,

because you're sucking out souls. Nobody wants to be with a person they care about and not put the work in that most healthy, most healthy weighted body. But how do you But you know what, I find a lot of times in relationships that guys get lazy, Like I feel like this, Like in the beginning, it's all good, you having sex like every day, three times a day. But then after a little while, they don't get lazy, they get comfortable. Yeah, I mean it's mixture. Like I

had this one girl she was. She enjoyed role playing. She would want to dress up like I've never done that before. She dress but you know, I mean, I mean crazy types of girls. They want to do things. Um this this area in the Bronx Riverdale. I go there and mad girls in there in the little hidden mansion areas where you Yeah, have you ever had a girl like um? When I used to work when I was in high school and I worked at Greyhound little

thing the busses. Yeah, I was like seventeen. I was like all the girls from Canada, like they all like we're getting money. They would come back into New York and buy me a whole bunch of clothes. But as a grown man, after a while, I don't like taking too much from a woman, you know, or if a woman does something nice for me, I gotta do something back for feel me. But out I need a to have them flashbacks so when she had to stupid, I

can look at him like, really, bitch. Sometimes I hate when a guy is going down on me and I come too fast, me too, I wanted the last long girl. Sometimes I like, wait, I'll be trying to stop light. Wait. No, I hate that because it kind of sucks up like the whole because then I really am like all right, But that's the dopess of it. Now, now he has the baromater of what your peak is, so he can get you there and well, maybe I'm trying to bring you back down. They try to just make they come

with me. I think that when I don't have, when I don't receive oral for a while, when I get it finally, that's when I come fast from oral. But right if or yeah, yeah, or if I've been playing with myself for a long time, But doesn't that make it lesson? Though I would say, did it take? Take take a while? Now, let me ask you this. Do you try to hold back if a girl is giving you head and it's great, do you hold back? Um? Yeah,

because you want to the last last whatever. Let me tell you something that that first nut is dangerous because it's dangerous depending on Like I remember the last girl like that had an amazing pussy. I had to let her know this nut is coming uncontested, and it came within like five or seven minutes. But I was yeah, but I was. Usually when the guy says I'm about to come it over or like you know what, I'm saying it's too late, when by the time he says, yo, chill,

I'm about to come too late. And I was able to give her like another three minutes after that, I was still able to stay going. And then but then that ship got crazy because like the condom broke, but they broke from the bottom. She had a great pussy that's broke from the bottom. Yeah, like the shaft ripped. Though I don't amazing ship that I've just blamed on

her pussy right, she has trapping there. I used to have this boyfriend and he used to be like, it's this little lady up inside deep inside your pussy and she'd be doing like this to my dick. The clash's grabbing it, and she's like, if you don't like this, because you can, like you can, you know, squeeze, you may not do that. You can chat your muscles on it. You always talk about that little lady, little lady. It's a little lady dig gray. But if you're like, no,

it's a guy you like. I like some girls. They got the clamps where goes clam clamp, clam clam. Then you got the squishy conveyor bell where it feels like like you wish pills and then squishes out and then you got the death traps. You're just like, fuck man, yeah, suck you up, all suck your whole soul into it. And then you know that guys can make that dick jump. Yeah. I don't know if they could do that while they inside you, though, can you? I'll just be choking you

just you know. Come now, we're talking about your dick jumping. We're not talking about you choking anyone. Depending on her title, pussy is this shouldn't go like that jump Yeah, but you'll feel the throbbing, you'll feel the shift a little bit, depending But have you ever stayed with somebody just because

the pussy was so good? Um? Remember that time when you first started Breakfast Club and then I interviewed you and I had the cast that was from like Chasing Great Pussy, And then you know I broke my arm and that shootout you know you know what? Yeah, remember I didn't even pay attention. I'll just like, wait what remember it was like remember that? Yeah? And she was like some some like low level like um strip up? Wait what was she there? At the inter of you?

That was? That was the girl at the fat ass, but he always got some random ass chick they just wanted I never fuck it. She just wanted to meet you, and she's always been good to me. I was like, Yo, come me, Angela, I love you. Whatever, When are you going to change? Man? What are you gonna say? It's time to just stop running around after fat asses and breaking my arm and shootouts. I'm mild man. I tried, but girls don't. Some of these girls don't appreciate when

you're a nice guy. You gotta be a set. You think that's true. Women don't like nice guys. We like them for for what kind of convenience after we did. It depends on what else comes along with the nice guy, because there are different types of nice guys. It's like, after we've been dogged out, we're like, I need a nice guy next, Yeah, and then you get bored with him and you're like, I like nice guys, and I do. I like guys that are nice to me. You know what I like? I like guys that are nice to

everybody else, but they're nice to me. You're a rare breed. Then some girls they like it's always the guys that are nice in the beginning and then they turn they go from Dr Jack o THEMS. I like guys to do like sweet things that are like sweetheart baby, you know you like what is it dogs? It's not even like buying you things. It's more like this. They do sweet things, like they send you a little sweet cute messages. Yeah, I think it's some ship. That's the thoughtfulness, the small

the little things that don't last long. The problem is that you aren't consistent with it like that. It has you all get comfortable. It happens and early on in the relationship, like they send you all these cute messages and then they don't send, you know, cute messages no more. And then you're like, hey, you haven't told me you love me in three months. I mean, I've been around so many different types of women. Some love the consistency, some love the inconsistency. I've learned you got to give

them every element of fuckory that pleases their mind. So one day you're a good guy, one day you could choke them. One day, you know, you take him on a trip, and one day you fucking by the bus stop. You remember the first time you took a girl on the check him by a bus stop. Yeah, like, um, where did you guys go? Canada? Okay, Canada? I was I was wondering, like what made you say let's go

to Canada? Because I was working at Greyhound. So I'm just like seventeen eighteen in high school and I'm just looking at all these girls traveling up there, and I'm like, oh, I need to go there. And I went there a couple of times, and I was like, I liked it out there, and I was like, you'll short these let's go out there because you know, at the time, girls are like, you can go to Miami, that's easy. Atlanta though, Yeah,

I was living different. I was already dating girls eight It was nothing really, so like, yo, let's go to Canada. We were going there for trust me, Montreal or I'd go like, um, Puerto Rico. You don't. You don't need um what you call it passport unless she lives in Washington nights. Then going to Puerto Rico. It's kind of trash around Spanish people all the time. Time you remember your first vacation with a guy, Yep, it was horrible.

Why Orlando went to Disney World. No, we didn't go to Disney World, but he was working with an artist. This was back in like ninety nine, and he was working with an artist and he took me on a business trip with him, but I didn't want to have sex with him, so he got mad because I didn't want to have sex with him. This is not the Applebees, guys. No no, no no. Apes was a few few years later.

It was like a weekend thing or something, and we this was the thing though we it was it was new, like we had just met, and I wasn't ready to have sex with him yet, like, no, not yet, I'm not ready yet, Like I don't like you like that yet. But I guess he thought, like, well, since I brought then, you know you gotta fuck No yes, no, yes, he said, yet Orlando on a business you brought me along on something you already had to do. This wasn't playing for us.

It was intelligent to play, like you don't understand the game. She was seen right. I wasn't that young, but I was like, nineteen twenty, you're still you're too smart to know, like you probably like hopefully he doesn't try to press me. No. I knew he was gonna try to have sex with me, and I knew I didn't want to have sex with you, took the trip right absolutely. Oh you're a terrorist, your isis and you're an extortionist. I love it. I remember the first time I went on to trip with the guy.

We went to Dominican Republic and ye a about the fight, but I knew he was going to break up. So we went on this trip, me knowing that we're about to share. Cardi bees here right now comes it down, hardies walked in hut chingling? What chingerling? You know it's Japanese for tennis. What's up? You know? Heineken? We bet and how are you? Your Mike's right here. I love that jacket. It's so blinky. Thank you. And just so you know, like there was a lot of flooding. It's

where in New York. It's been like some crazy rain going on. So you are cute though. The jacket stupid. I love it. Listen, we're glad you, Harry Cardi b because we're gonna reset right now and we do a question of the day. That's how we start lip service with the question of the day. So today's question is, at what point do you confess that you cheated? Now, a lot of times we wait until there's so much evidence.

Because I asked you this because I watched Insecure and then I watched all these other shows too, write and he asked her. Her boyfriend asked her on Insecure? Who is this guy? And she admitted right away that she cheated. There was no reason to do it, and I felt like she shouldn't have done it, right She he didn't have no evidence. He just asked the question. She couldn't. And I know a lot of times like, I'm not going to confess that I cheated on you until you

have all kinds of evidence against me. So at what point do you confess to cheating? Um, I confess to cheating? Well, there's the two times to cheat. I confess with cheating when like I'm very mad and it's like, you know what, that's why I sucked another nigga. Oh my god, that's the worst time. I like that. And they also don't believe it then because they think you're just saying that ship Now, I'd be like, no, I let them know. I remember that day that you thought that I was Nope,

I fucked this nigga, rump on it good. And then the second time was probably you know because you want to know something. Nause we loving it, niggas be loving it right. And then this was this one time that I was in bed and I was supposed to have sex with my mate and I and I just told him to stop, and then he said, well it was wrong, and I just told him I'm just not in the mood and he's all right, so that we could chill. And then I said, I got saying to told you

you know, oh my god, who does that? Yeah? You shouldn't have did that? Why? I don't know what it is. It was not you felt like she was ready having confession. That was the time. It wasn't even like bad is the worst? Yes, because you want to know something. I don't ever want to make them feel like why is the reason why she's not she's not wet wet? Like why why is she feeling like this? Is it because you cheated? Or is it because you like the other

person better that that person was on my mind? Shit, j Z, what about do you ever confess the cheating? Nope? You never got so quie that you had to confess. I was told on I was snitched on somebody that I thought was my friend. To people that I felt was my friend. Two girls that I thought were friends of mine ran down and told my nigga everything that I was doing behind his back when we lived in two different states. Now, if he doesn't eat your pussy,

would you cheat on them? Yeah? Probably with a girl your first ballid terrorism, I'm probably I'm gonna probably go. I'm gonna probably go let a bit eat my pussy because she's gonna do it that much better. I like you, you really think that chicks e pussy better than man. I know that chicken. Some sometimes sometimes like some girls, they don't know how to do nothing like sometimes like you know, sometimes you were having disillusion about girls, like because like I know, I know a girl knows what

I like, because I'm a girl. I know what I like. But then some girls they don't know how to do it to you know, they just be faking it. Think girls that don't know how to put it out. I think girls that don't know how to eat pussy don't really want to do it. They're just doing it for like part of what they're supposed to do, right, But I don't think they really like when you like doing something, you're good at it. I don't care what it is. If you like doing it, you're going to be good

at it. So I know some enthusiastic guys that try to eat my pussy. There wasn't that good at They're doing too much. That's the worst. You know when I hate when a guy eat my pussy and he only used the tip of his time, and he only used the ship. You know what I hate when guys thrust

in and out like it's a penis. You don't do that a couple of times like that, But in between what I like, you know where I've been telling guys when they're a little bit off, I'd be like, I'd make out with it, Yes, make out with the pussy, use your whole mouth and make out with that mother, and don't like a pacifire like And like we said, it's like licking a saucer of milk, Like if you're a cat licking a saucer of milk. I think that's a great description. I wish you should do. Just laugh

it up, laugh it up all right? Now, how about bachelor parties. This is what I really want to talk about, junior bachelor parties. All right. Before I watched Love and Hip Hop, I watched after after I watched Black Ink and I was watching Yes, I was watching Don's bachelor party, and he was definitely like going crazy. He was got I don't know, but anyway, is it okay if you're about to get married and your man gets his dick sucked, like at his bachelor party they got dick sucked. He

was doing something. We don't know. We don't know what's the next week regular question. He did something. If he got his dick sucked, or you have sex with a girl, then it's not then we just definitely not getting married. But yes, of course, Like no, you don't mean what's the what's the most that he could do? Can he

suck on some titties? Um? Probably like licked them, like if it's like a shipper that got in your face, Like hey, girls like a little and it's just like funny, alright, cool, But like if you're doing like the most, like sucking and making out, maybe because like I see so much, you know, guys used to go to ship club to bachelor party and it's like a girl dance on you,

like a girl dance on you want everything. So I saw I saw the Black, the Black in Chicago stuff, and I just saw girls dancing on him wild and I didn't picting him sucking us and titties and stuff like that. Or now then they did go upstairs. I don't know what happens. We don't know what happened. What happened. However, I feel like and I've been when I was a dancer, I've done plenty of bachelor parties. Bachelor parties inside the strip club and bachelor parties inside the private residents or

a private place are very different. Bachelor parties in the strip club they have to keep it clean because their rules in the strip club. Bachelor parties in the private setting are very different. And nine times out of tend the bachelor is going to pull his stick out, many times out of who the friends the friend who? Who

the friends who are throwing the bachelor party. Before when they are booking the bachelor party, they are already trying to make sure that it's one of these stripping bitches is gonna either suck or the bachelor and they and they're taking making sure that they have that already in

check before they booked for this bachelor party. They're asking, well, your brothers here, what if your brothers at the bachelor party doing what like, just you know he's there because that's your brother, shouldn't he be Some guys just do something my man's bachelor party. I mean that my man better be on his best behavior because snitch or something. But don't embarrass me. Yeah, like, don't even put me in that predicament to whereas though you got me looking

crazy in front of my folks. What about your party? If you're getting married and your man's having a bachelor party, what's the rules? I mean, like you this could dance on you all that funny stuff, But it's just like if you sleep in one, then it's just like, ain't no point like how I find out? And if I don't find out, just then by the time the bachelor party comes around, we have been engaged for how long?

By the time the bachelor party comes around, they mean the wedding is here, So we've been engaged for how long? You've known for how long? Now that you are asking me to be the woman in your life for the rest of your life and the only woman in your life for the rest of your life. So while wait until the night before or the day before, we walk down the hour and give each other exchange those viles you want so drunk and all this pair pressure. Listen,

it's tradition. It is all right, well, well, well and slop on a knob like corn on the cob and see the fun if he like that ship? Okay, And I'm I'm gonna say, because it was my last night of freedom. Part of I'm a realistic person, I have to say to myself that could happen. I wanted to happen. How the funk? No? Am I going to be tight about it? Yes, but I put that energy out there. So when you're shooting for the stars, you gotta know somebody else's shooting. It's good for the goose, is good?

All right? Well as a dancing tell us some crazy ship. You've seen that at a junior special party? Yeah, tell us some things that have happened. Well, see, I was a boogie stripper. You know the Heineken's gotta haneken. We appreciate you know these these these criminals are calling me right now. He has the right to do. But go ahead, go yeah, Look, this is fifty things you gotta do. I know you got jobs. I love you got jobs. You got a nice pair of boots, Thank you. Thank you. Alright,

by get out of here. Take a scum picture with Cardi b for the savages. Three girls, I gotta move jealous, three girls, thank you, thank you. Than Cardi has slide over here. This girl talks time. Hey, you're gonna talk so much about you don't get out there. Whoa, it's raining. It's raining alright, So bachelor parties, go ahead, tell us about some ship that we need to know as women. It goes down. I'm sorry, but it's going It's going down. Rather you're going to hear it or not, it's going down.

Like I said, they are pre arranging the pussy for tonight. They're pre arranging and make sure that he get his dick wet one way or another. Even somebody gonna suck him off or somebody gonna let him fuck, and that's pre arranged in the the reservation. Are you okay with your man having a bachelor party? I mean the bachelor parties that I'd be seen in the strip club. They in the strip club, in the strip club party the strip club is like, yeah, have a bachelor party in

the strip club. That's the only way to keep it safe, because if it's happening outside, if it happened at somebody's house or at the hotel suite or something, it's going down. Yeah, like it's just in a hotel suite. It just sound like you doing the hotel. See I was the you know, I was the boogie stripper, So I was the one who I like to say, um, I did the least to get the most, you know, okay, and I had other bitches out there that was doing the most thing

got the least. You know, It's definitely that's how But that's how bitch just messed up the game. Like they do the most the most, that's how you mess up the game. You know, a lot of these popular strippers that you'll be thinking a goal, they're probably getting money because they're sucking, sucking, and it's just like it's a fantasy. It's it's a fantasy. And lot of these people need

to understand that. You know, like a lot of these strippers they'll be always complaining like, oh why this girl, because you gotta you gotta look apart. You think Nigga is gonna give you the money, Like look how you look? You gotta be the fantasy. They don't, they don't want to. They don't want to be breaking off a girl that look at their little cousin from around the corner. They want to break off their fantasy, like it's all about

the fantasy, It's all about the wow factor. So just to be clear, bachelor party, are you okay with your man doing a bachelor party and that you know nothing about his boys playing? He doesn't know anything about it. He just has to show up. If it's in the strip club, I don't know where it's gonna be at. Well then I don't even want to know because it's not setting down, Like it's not gonna go down, but I don't know. Won't hurt me? All right? Well I got it. We got a little game to play with

CARDI alright, and it's called stay Ago. Would you stay? Would you go? You gotta answer these two g all right, he cheated to years ago, but you just found out, now, would you stay it? Would you go? Stay? It was two years ago? I'll stay. Would you keep bringing it up? Of course? Definitely? So the day I die, I don't bring it up to the day I die. I mean, you know, the thing is like girls don't really leave when a guy cheat. If you're really like so when

you were infatuated. Girls don't really leave like you infatuated like old d thirst for a nigga, like you've been taking them cheats and plus it's also like a competition thing because you know if you leave you that he can just go back to that. You already know what's going on in my head. Bring me. I've been going to let you know. That was my theme song for a while. So I will probably say, yeah, alright, few years ago, al right, now, all right, he didn't do

anything for you on your birthday. It was your birthday. He said, happy birthday. You like we're doing something. He didn't really playing ship? Would you stay there? Would you go? It depends if your dating or broke nigga. If you're dating a get a nigga with money, he didn't do ship, Like, I'm definitely violating you, like like it's like, you know why I didn't cheat. I cheated on you because you're cheap. You know why I'm dubbing you because you you cheat.

But if you're dating a broken nigga and it's just like he can't really do much, it's just like, but don't you think he can broke something something else? Especially if you broke they were doing something didn't eventhday, know you it's a dove like because like, you know what, I'm gonna go out with my friends and hopefully you hopefully I find somebody. Yeah, my birthday is like that's like the holiday. So if you ain't doing nothing for my birthday, then yeah, I My expoend was the worst

of my birthday. He was, well, he did not much. I mean like he was. He was, but he grew up Jehovah witness that was his so he didn't really celebrate holidays. But he'll be like, oh, let me tell you what he did. He was like, oh, I got to your president, but it didn't come yet. It was like a month later. You know. He got me iPod and it didn't even have like at least if I had like my name engraved on it or some ship. It was just a regular iPod. Said you waited, you're lying.

It's out of here all right now. This is from the show Insecure. If you found out he got his dick sucked one time in college by another man, would you say, would you go? He said, it was just one time. I go, damn it. This one time in college ten years ago no, uncle, I'm going to come out. That explained that to me, because you know, women kiss women all the time, they have bisexual relationships. But if a man got his dick sucking one time in college,

he didn't do the dick sucking. No, I'm not with that. You look sad because you want to know something, because it's just like you're fantasizing about something and somebody that I'm not. But it was one time ten years ago. Didn't like it. But but you you you like it though you think about it. Probably sometimes where you have sex with me, you close your eyes and you think about another man, like like I could compete with another woman,

but I cannot compete with a man. But he said it was one time, he never did it again, and it was ten years ago. Just think about it though, and that specific scenario, because I watched The Big and I love it, right, I love that show, and that specific scenario. If it was no big deal because he said it like really lightheartedly, right, just oh yeah, that's

this guys. Think whatever. So if it was so long ago and it was not something that you would ever do again, and it was something that brought it up, you should have men and blected out your memory. You should never ever ever bring up you should be you should never it should never come up again. If it's something that you'll never do again, if it's something that only happened and you didn't like it, then why are you even talking about it? Why are you even telling?

You know how we say that women are supposed to eat pussy better because they know, we know. We're like, what if it's like I just want to see it that suck. You're thinking about it like you're thinking about a man sucking dick in the room. I can't compete all a minute in the room. And fat Joe wasn't. Fat Joe was here. Never time we said something gay, every man in the room just gave me the fat girl a strong joug and fucking like working on. Let me see that Joe strong enough to suck the soul

out this dick. It wasn't that great, all right? He brought you a fake Chanelle bag. Now you gotta go, You gotta go, like broke out of here, don't right. He tried, don't buy me nothing, because now you're gonna have hear me looking crazy. Nona. You gotta na don't buy me. You don't really know a lot about this, and he got it up. You know, if rather, I'd rather the Chanel bag from the instagram like that best used in real yes, versus a fake Instagram back. Oh, buy me a use this brought me to use as

a new new before you bought. He got it from like some scammer and you found out that a scammer. They're not right now, I'm saying, at least it's real almost like he cared. All right, what about he calls you by his co worker's name during sex, but he's drunk and he you know it's one of his co workers. Na, it was an accident. You know this. This happened to me one time, one of my old co workers when I was as serious. He was having sex with a girl.

He said my name. But we were together all day, Like we was at work in the morning, that we had interviews after work. Then we had a holiday party for work. Then he went home with this girl drunk his house and he called her Angela. Yeah, he was thinking about you, Angela. Then they're not right, No, not

all right, they're all right. You want to know something because um, like like all right, once I was talking to my dude, right, But before I saw him, I was talking about my eggs, my man name is Tommy, and my eggs to Sammy, so I called him Sammy kind of like but even it's just like, it's just like me and Sammy is not that close it is. It was just embedded in my head, so it probably

wasn't embedded in the person's head. Like but during sex your co workers, it depends if it's like if he said that, he said he was like, because he came in to work the next day looking as tired as hell, and I was like, what the fund is wrong with you? He's like, man, I had long not I haven't slept it up and up all night. I was like, what happened? He was like, so I was having sex in my chick and I said, oh, Angela during sex. He was like, but I wasn't. I don't know. I just was with

you all day. No, if he said it like he had a crush on your girl choking on, he said she put her coat on and said at the edge of the bed and was like, call me a cab, call me a cab. I'm going on. She probably think they didn't really want to leave, so they argued all night and then she never with him again. And she hates me. She was about to say she because she think hate too your Instagram for the dad to the dad died, look at my fun? Why is that? Why do we get mad at the check when she didn't

do I didn't do nothing. I never sucked with him, like we just worked together. It's just it's just the fact that my man that think about you when you say it all right, he's on Instagram taking a picture with a bitch that he knows you can't stand. Don't play them social media games by would you stay it? Would you go? Um? And then it's kind of sun up because you like, am I gonna let her be

the reason that we broke up? First of all, it feels like it depends what type of hate that I have, level, like what level of hate like sometimes sometimes like, um, if it's somebody that that you're gonna use, I hyper ego. But if you're taking a type of girl that I hate because used to funk with no nas, just don't. I'm with the Band Bay Association because if it's somebody that you don't funk with, I'm gonna respect that. And I'm gonna keep my distance, so I expect the same reciprocation.

I expect that if I I expect you to respect the fact that I don't sunk with that bitch, right and that she shouldn't be nowhere near you, especially in a photograph. If you know somebody I really don't like and you take a picture, it's gonna be hard for me to ever funk with you again, because now I feel like she didn't got one over him, and I look crazy. But sometimes that girl, don't they like, they don't really know that that's your man? Or is that questions?

But just be knowing right now, fun that nigga, because then he might fuck her to get back on me on purpose. That let's say, if we break up and he fox her on purpose, not fuck you fu your dad, because because there's not that many people that I really don't funk with like that too, So you know, it's not that many people can take a picture with, right, So out of the three bitches, I don't like why I would take a picture right all right now, I

want to ask you some love and hip hop questions. Alright, So Samantha is not trying to take man DC to see his father, little man DC to see his father in jail. What do you think about that? Like her explanation of her not wanting him to see his dad in jail, and you know, Dada dad traumatizing to him. As you think that's sucked up or you think that as his mom, she's allowed to do that. I think that's funked up because it's not like he don't know

that his father is in jail. It doesn't make a difference. Is he already knows that his father is in jail. So and and on top of that, like she almost went to jail, like then she had like she went to jail once because she did like a little federal bank. Then then reading the Graham and stuff, I saw something

about that. Yeah, when last last year on the reunion, I heard something like that, and it's just like, ala, I imagine if if if you was in his shoes, imagine if nobody would have bailed you out, Like what you want that nobody to take you to see your son. And it's like it's cool so she could act that way and whatever, but you saw that that boy really like I really love her, his dad. You're gonna's gonna pay for her when she that boy turned sixteen eighteen soon.

Can you imagine being in her position that? Do you think that you would be cool with like your son hanging out with you know, your your exes, wife and everything and staying of it? No, not really, ain't gonna from I would be very tight. I will very I'd be very tight, like I wouldn't really want my kid around no other no other bitch or anything. But it's just like I would tell Yandy, like I cool, I'm gonna take him to see his dad. I will write, I will need you to do it, but I'm but

I'm taking You gotta respect it. You gotta respect it. And then it's on you. If you want him to see his dad, then and you're fine with me taking him, then it's gonna happen, right, And that's makes sense on a personal level. I did my little ninety day bid on Racords Island, and we hold the funk up? When did this happen? I was twenty two? What for what? I didn't even know this. You didn't know that I

did n day? Really, you know, I had a little chis arge and I had a little probation and I violated. So they remained at me for ninety days. This is why you can't get int the Bahamas with us. That was back then. I'm clear. Now I'm cleared. I can go to Canada again. They're not gonna stop me in a boy I'm good. They stop me at the border, told me wait five years, hold that, let the do stack. And you know I did that and I'm good. What was the charge drug possession? Okay, that's not that bad.

JFK airports twelve and a half pounds a week from Jaica, but you know, um a lot. Yeah, but you know, I did my time, and my daughter came to see me every My daughter was what I don't know, four or five six years old, and she came to see me every Sunday. My boyfriend at the time bought my daughter to see me. And I wouldn't have had it

any other way. Like if I was there for ninety years, my daughter is coming to see made you know, like she traumatized by no. But we was watching Belly a little while after that, and you know the scene when um Keisha was blocked up and t wise want to go see her, she was like man made that where he was at she was like sick, like but I think that I think that she just butt her because man d C don't want her and ain't with her.

And I feel like if they were together and and she was going to see him, she would definitely take her son to go see him. She wouldn't be talking all that. I don't want my son to see the prison ship. Pedre doing the same thing with her kids. I want I want my sison to see the prison had a whole new fiance, But I don't on a personal level, no, And I've been and I don't know. Even if I didn't do those little ninety days and my daughter came up there, I would still feel the

same way. Let that boy see his It's not like he two and three years old and don't understand that he understands what's going on. He knows, like you said, he knows where his father is. So why are you keeping him away from his father? I'm sure that little

way would love to see his father. Now, Kurtie, let's talk about you wanted to show a little bit because it looks like you have a little loved thing going on, a little shop shot him, as you would say, now you stay with your man um not really, No, Okay, so you do not, but you talk to him still. I have to see him because he in the box. He's gonna he's been in the box for like two months.

He's gonna be there for like four more months. So but I told them about the kids because I know that it could get real crazy when he see it. So I explained to him, and he was a little bit upset, but he really just been in my commentary. Bitch, I need you right now. Please don't deal with anything. I know sometimes when guys are locked up, though, they don't want to hear nothing like bad you know what

I'm saying. And so do you try to like keep certain things and and all of that from him just because you're like, Okay, I know he's locked up, and it'll drive him crazy while he's in there thinking about it all day. No. I told him, I told him what does he have the most problem with? Um, the things that I had the most problem with. I told him before that I had sex with somebody I saw him before. And then he said like, alright, cool, as long as you told me, because I understand that you're

in jail. But then he you know, like it's like, oh, I can trust you you a bit, and how he's feeling that. Yeah, it really just depends. But it's like, I don't know what it is. I think I enjoy like I enjoyed telling them like I enjoy like I don't know, I think I'm evil, Like I get a kick out of it, and then I could do it. Yeah, why isn't jail because he can't hurt me? So he then and I hurt you when he come out either.

When does he get home? Hopefully October? But he's just be getting into so much drama that it's just like problem. So you thin y'all gonna end up together? Then when he comes home. It really depends because this is the thing, like, um, he just he just don't match with my lifestyle, like you know, he's still real hard, gang banging, and it's just like I'm not that girl anymore, Like you've changed. I changed a lot. And he's very jealous and he

wants everything his way. He wants a bum bitch like you want a girl that he could take care of them. Sometimes it's hard for a guy to be with somebody that got successful, like when he was with you, and it wasn't at this level that is at now, but now you got you know, music and people really love the music, and then you want TV and people really like you as a personality. Sometimes for a guy, that's

hard to deal with. Yeah, Like it's like you know, sometimes guys really really want that girl, like, yeah, my bitch is that bitch. But it's just like some of them really don't. Like he's like I want, Like he's like when I get home, you're not even gonna need anything because I'm gonna be doing things. And it's like, yeah, but you're not gonna pay my mom's bills, You're not gonna help my sister career. You're not gonna pay my dad's bills. Like you're not you're not gonna take care

of my family. And it's just it's just not there. And I don't feel like I could talk to him about everything because like I feel like we're in a relationship, but we're not like friends, Like he's not my best friend. Like I can't go hours talking to you about my personal problems because you you don't care. Are you looking forward to him coming home? Like, say he gets out

in October, are you gonna let him come stay with you? Um, I would put him back on his feet, like, well, it depends from here, from here to now he dates another girl, then it's just like you're not my responsibility. But if he comes home and and he's not dating nobody, I would put him back on his feet, like you need something to start off with, I'll help you back out, like because because I have a lot of beef in New York and he handles it for me. Who are

you beefing for a lot of people. I'm I'm Dusty, it's from the Bronx. But I would feel like people there used to be with you. It's like, okay, you know now we'd be for life, for life, for life.

But I never forgive nobody. Some bitches are doing some bitches I don't like some Some females is like, you know what, it's cool things was done, but some bitches like it's like they could die on that because them two bitches that I used to be friends with the rand and told him all my business that my nigga, them bitches could choke on seventeen thousand infected penises and die or slow death. Like I wouldn't spit on them bitches if they was on fire and we were friends

for fourteen years, seven years, fourteen years. That's ultimate betrayals. Your best friends be your worst enemies. All right, Now, here's the question we were discussing um the other day.

On the first date with somebody, right, would you go on the first date like fully done up, glammed up, makeup, hair done, looking dope or do you feel like it's important to not do all that so they kind of know what you really look like without all that, I don't really look much your friend, so I already really can. It depends what type of date, that's what we're going like. It depends I would dress according to the city. Let's

go to the Bronx Zoo. Okay, now, then I'm not like you, and then I'm in a sweatsuit and sometimes something just you American, a pearl outfit. It depends on the situation. But what I'm not gonna do for a first day is go like go out and call out a call out a makeup artist and call somebody to do like I would do my own glad for a first date, just because I would be like my regular self, Like, I'm not gonna go all out here and make up red carpet look for a first date because we were

discussed no matter where it was. I think on the first day you kind of do want to look like as good as possible and put don't want to. But my friend was like, no, you don't want to do that because you want a guy to know what you really like look like. But I feel like nobody knows

who you really are in the beginning. Anyway, it's all of aside, you know what I'm saying, Like you go to bed, you don't go to bed, and your BUMMYO pajama is the first time you would to do like you try to look extra like this is how I go to bed? Make it? Yeah, well okay, I mean never really depends on what type of first day is it. Like if I'm going like on a first of all, I hate regular dates. I'm not the type of person like, oh yeah, let's go out to eat, like it's very uncomfortable.

I can't feel pretty eating Like I like to go clubbing on the first day. Like, no, that's a lot because you know too many people. Everybody don't want to picture A guy can't go to the club with you on a first date. What you know what, I haven't dated for such a hot minute. That is just like I'm talking about like a little bit before. I haven't dated for a hot minute, so it's just like a

little different. But then again, there's some certain days the niggas be like, you want to come to the crib, and I was like, I don't care how I look. I don't care if I want to come to the crib, but I'm coming to I'm coming to the crib. Okay, I feel you well, I listen, Je, when's the last time you've been on the first day? You don't even know what that's like either. No, I've been in a seven year relationship, so CARDI if a guy said he doesn't eat pussy, could you be with him? No, I can't.

I can't like me. It's unanimous, you know what. Sometimes guys start off like that too, like oh, I don't eat pussy, and then like it's like, you know, well, I like her, Like you know, the four or fifth time they fucked you, they were like, you know what she deserving? It's like she deserves it all right, But if you were just like we sucked a couple of times in United now not doing I think I guys each your pussy the first time he fels respect the box.

That's what I always said, you gotta. I feel like if you don't eat my pussy, we can't even really have sex because like, I feel like you have to do that. I do. It depends on the girl though, Like it depends on the girl though. Like it's like, let's say, if you you fucking around with if you just start dating this girl that she's bad, but she a whore. It's just like I gotta think about it because I might not want to funk this bitch again.

And if somebody's talking about ourselves now, I feel like, I mean, listen, I know everybody doesn't feel like that, but I feel like guys when they want to have sex, they try to like seduce you, And that's part of it. Part of you, like trying to convince me to have sex you is you have to eat my pussy. It's

like an initiation. I don't it's and sometimes a lot of times, because most guys off the bat don't do it right, Like a lot of times you have to kind of train them, like the proper way of how I like it and stuff like that, because sometimes they do ship. Like I hate when guys use their teeth I hate when they suck too hard and then use the tip of and I hate when it's too wet and the whole fucking bed underneath me is like, so silky are you doing? Other guys out and tongue. Now,

what makes a guy lame? Child? He was born that way? Like when the nigga over brags, like just over brags that I hate. I hate A used to asked nigga back in the day, asked nigga. They always want to talk about what he used to have and what he used to do and who he used to I hate guys who name dropped, yeah all the time. I remember one time my friends had to send me up with this guy was a double date. She was in one dude and she was like, can you please come out

with us in his you know his boy. I was like, I I just go whatever. It was the worst because the whole night he kept talking about who he knew, who he knew, but he didn't know who I was. This is like a long time ago too, and you know, I mean I wasn't like popping like that, but I knew a lot of people in the club. It's like promoters. I could get in anywhere and so we went to the club and he was thought he was gonna just be able to like walk right in. They shut him

down and they let me right in. So I bought my friend and we just left them. But all night long, all he did was talk about like who he knew. And I hate when people just name dropped me to that's a turn off. That's a serious that's lane, especially in like cities like this, like New York, Atlanta, you know, like all right, everybody knows everybody. Yeah, because if you're popping like that, yeah, you know, no people people know you like that, right, that makes a guy lame. I'm

telling you. They're born that way. It's how they would raise, It's where they from. It's just like car keys. I hate when guys trying to put their car keys. You can see what guys that will try to kick it and they just though their car keys on the table in front of you, like, yeah, you know, I don't even peeping think because they got money that they're not lame, Like they think that just because they got bread that they just automatically can't be lame because they got bread.

And there's so many lame niggas are bread you know who the lamen's niggas are bread is athletes. It would be some lame ass athletes that just a lame nigga, just a lame nigga, just a lame ass nigga. And now he has this talent and he was chosen for his talent to be in his professional realm of athletes. And now he got all his money and he thinks he's popping because he got all his money. But lo and behold, he's the lamest of the lame. You don't

have no social skills too. And then you know the thing about athletes to it, like a lot of them, like they ners like you're not really away to the street like you lame that you you know shouldn't be about no street life because they athletes, like the athletes to now, but they're just so corny, like like corny, like I don't know, it's just so many niggas that it's just like I feel like the richest nigga niggas that I fucked are like the corny is that I'd

be like, oh, I can't leave. I gave you some fuzzy never take it. Don't you wish you could take it? I wish I could snatch that back from a couple of niggas. That's a funny thing to say, because girls always try to go for Like I have a lot of friends that like the guys they want to date are the guys with the money that could like spoil them and take care of them. But sometimes they are the lamest guys because that's all they have. Some guys

have Napoleon syndrome. But since times, don't you feel bad like he just don't know no better? Yeah, like he just know he just don't know no better. You kind of feel bad, but it's like you don't know no better. But then again, it's like fun. This nigga like the corny like you see Instagram video year, Oh my god, that can make a guy lame when you look at his social media and his social media is so corny. Niggas with seventeen thousand selfies the same face and different sentences.

And when they be the same face with a different background, they do mad women crushed Wednesdays of like different chicks. You could tell they're trying to I also know this guy that used to women crush Wednesday the same girl for like a year straight, every single Wednesday. Did she like it? At least did he? I just thought that was so la. It just depends, like, you know, when

the nigga got money, he's gonna try to brag. Like let's say, if a guy have like like let's say, if a guy is like showing off like his car, like my brand new car, popping car. I love my car. But some niggas be doing like the most like yeah, you already know, you already know how we're doing it out here, Like it's just like brand new whip every month.

You know, it's all right. Stop, But it's good when they could When when when you have something and you want to show it up on Instagram and you do it in a humble way like where I'm at that I'm grateful to be able to have these blessings upon blessings. Now, what about fans for you, Cardi B and guys are fans. Could you see yourself like with somebody who's a fan, Like you meet him and he's like liked all your pictures and then you go on his page and you

see he'd be posting you it. The uh. It kind of really depends killers that you God damn right, I fans, It really depends but like guys and girls though, I think it's because guys are going to their fans, like they're going to their fans, they're groupies, they're going to suck them. I don't I don't know about girls. I don't know. I look at that kind of different. I don't know. That would be like yo always like it

depends on, it depends on. I would think you're so funny, you so I always I've been watching videos and then like it's like us, it's nothing to me, Like, but what if this next level, like he's obsessed with you. I might have to deal with that, and then it'd be a little weird. Do you like guys to be like who the fun you going out with? Where are you going? Over protective? I like, I like when you like overprotective, but not that much, Like it's like bro chill,

you know who? You know? You know what I'm about? Now? Do you ever get flat? Now? Being on a new season and clearly we see you like with your producer or whatever, and the way I look at it, I'm like, okay, this is you know, it's love and hip hop. I don't look at it like okay, you know you know the cameras there, so you know what's going on. You know what it is. But um, like, do you feel like, man, he has a girlfriend. I know he has a girlfriend.

Does that matter to you? Um? If if I know that a guy, seriously, if I know that a guy has a girl, I will not even bother. I will not even bother because you never know how that they're gonna make you feel. Oh you got a story she gotta tell Okay, Like you never know what that dick is gonna make you feel. Like imagine if I if I like it, and it's like, I don't want to

be in competition with your girl. Sometimes you don't know if a girl, if a nigga has a girl, and then you get into it and it's like now you're competing. But it's just like, but you don't feel weird if he doesn't tell you he has a girl, like he lied, He didn't really tell me. That's kind of up. Yeah, yeah, definitely, it's like why wouldn't you tell him? You know how

that whole drama. Everybody done been that. And I also feel like a guy will respect you, like respect you as his woman, as like another woman can't come for you if your man respects you. That's how I look at it. Like, if you respect me, not your girlfriend, and Cardi b is in your face, you're gonna be like, well, you don't have a girlfriend. I think you doping everything. But if you're not gonna say that, then you really don't respect your girlfriend. And that's not out. Don't even

want his girlfriend. Not his girlfriend, that kind of she don't exist. But it has to make you look at a guy a little weird. Yeah, Like it's just like, why would you lie? Like, doesn't make it I trust you ever? Yeah? Like can I trust you ever? Like? Or then again, it just depends on the type of caliber that his that his last bitch is like, or you probably did hugg dirty because she's a dumb bump stupid bitch. But I know you can't do me like that.

You can't tell your story. She was telling me this earlier. So some of our listeners may remember when we spoke about the story about the guy who try to give the girl some panties that didn't belong to her. He insisted that she left these panties at her house, even to the point where he put them in her hands, like, look, these are yours and she was like, they're not mine. They're really not mine. Okay, So this is the same couple, the same guy and girl that's a friend of mine.

So basically, um, she's like in her mid twenties and he's in his early forties and he's he has children, and um, recently she was at his house and his baby mama came banging on the door and he let her in, which is the dumbest thing ever. And she's and she sees, you know, the girl in the room or whatever, and she's like, who are you. What's your name? Oh, and you're a little girl because she's in her mid twenties and there in the early forties. And she's like, oh,

you're a little girl. So she's like, oh she got we even here hit her hair. I thought she said, you like girls with we've and oh, he was just at my house all weekend. Meanwhile, he told her, the girl that he's the younger girl. He told her like, oh, I was with my kids all weekend because their mom was out of town. But she said that they was laid up together all weekend being a family. And then he left her and left her house that morning and down the same night this girl is at his house

and she banged it or whatever. Of course he did, because that's so the baby mama was like all crazy, all r right. So then she goes to the girl and she's like, wait, you drink tea because he just had me to buy him a teapot. I think you're the reason why he asked me to buy him a teapot. I'm gonna go take my teapot. So she took the teapot and then on her way out, they get the fight and then she hitting upside hit him upside his

head with the teapot. But the whole moral of the story is, of course niggas ain't shipped for one yet for one, I feel like he should have been. And she's been asking him for a long time, like what's up with you and your kids and and the mom's and who else you're dealing with, and like keeping one hunted with me because I want to know when I'm walking into you know, because she was feeling him, and she would ask her friends for advice and x y Z and it's just now to the point where she's

totally done with him. But he had the chance a while ago to keep it one hunding with her, like, you know, me and my baby mother, we're not together, but we still deal on and off and it's just gonna be that way because she she has my kids and she's gonna be in my life for the rest of my life. Now at that point, you're allowing her to choose. Okay, well, do I want to be side to this and still ride the wave until wheels fall off and be done with it, or do I not

want to be involved in this at all? A lot of girls, some girls, if you have a baby mom and you and your baby mama just baby mom, even if she's rowdy. Even if some baby moms just be like, oh yeah, he had that be the rowdy because guys, they might not want to be with them. But it's just like that's understandable because clearly the baby mom want them to be together. But yeah, but some some baby moms, they just always want them to be together. But even he could show me that his baby mom wants want

him to be with her. But if he shows me that he don't want to funk with her, then it's cool. Though then bit you're gonna be mad till I die. But if you still entertaining your baby mom, then clearly, clearly is still something because learing on hell, why were you even lear And that's crazy because he know what's coming if you don't ever walking on somebody cheating on you. No, I'm here too, I'm here, I'm here. I walked there on my nigga getting his dicks up, not my current niggods.

But in the past, you did what you do, try to kill him, and that bitch at the same time, she lucky. She jumped out the window. She jumped out the window. Jed, I didn't know you went to fucking jail. I didn't know about this. I'm learn all kind of g facts today. Yeah. Actually the girl had we Me and the girl worth worked at the same strip club, met a girl and his sister. Actually all worked at the same strip club. And me and his sister was cool and um, he was staying at the sister house

and he wasn't answering his phone or something. I just had that that gut feeling that something one right, So I left work early. I left work early, went to the sister house, knocked on the door, and the nephew, the sister's son, answered the door, and I went straight up to his room. The door was closed. I kindly opened the door. He was sitting in the chair. The bitch was on the floor. I grabbed her by the back of her motherfucking head, and then I went to

grab him. She got loose right out the door, jumped out the window, and me and him got the scraping. And yeah, that was that. Well, damn, that was the most fucked up blow dribby in the hag. I never caught in action. I think God be preventing me. So you never popped up on nobody. They just never. I'll be popping up, but I don't see nobody. I'll be finding out through social media like I knew when you was.

I never pop on. So somebody like he with a girl, because it will go, it will, it will be good. Here's our last question for you, Cardi B. What makes sex with Curdie B so amazing? Um? It really depends, like you know, sometimes like it really has to be both because sometimes I could give you the best pussy, but you probably you probably you're just so waged that it's just like because I could throw it back and I could do everything, I could sell your favorite position

Doggi style. I hate Doggi style. You do what I love doggie style. I don't want to throw this thing in the circle because it's not sexual, Like it's not. It's just like na, I'm passionate or like or me my my my spot is like my clip and it's just like those balls not hitting my clip like you know rug you know, sometimes going at it suck me from behind. I like that. Okay, so what's your favorite I like to be on top. Okay, girl, that's the

best way for a woman to come to that angle. Yeah, you can control and like and like sideways, but not sideways like we're spooning, like sideways, like face facing each other. You're a really scissor sideways. You like to kiss daring sex, don't you. It depends really, But I think that the best thing about me is that, like you know, like I'm willing to do whatever I don't Sometimes I don't want to do it, but I will you still do it like you're a trooper. I'm a trooper like you

like guys like busts on your face. We could do all of that, all that I lick your ass, all that whatever you look at, all of that, But I ain't putting no finger in your butt though, but you're lick it. What's the difference between a tongue and a finger? Then, now it's just a little different. It's just a little different. What about he could put his finger in your but though he could do it, you can do that because you know that's the precursor for you know, when they

started doing that, he's next. They put things how much you sizing up your ass getting sucked in the ass. I'll be down with that. But it's very like it's like a holiday, like it's a special type of thing. It's President's Day. It's very like bring your dog to work day, you know, like that's not an everyday thing. No, it ain't even an everyday thing. It ain't a every dick thing because some of them just ain't gonna fit. Sorry, Yes, the size matter to you, penis, penis in the ass.

It's like a roller coaster. There's a size requirement. Okay, you gotta be this small, well usually is you gotta be this tid to get on. But you know what I mean, sometimes dick size do matter. I'm not taking no big gass water bottle size dick in my ask because then he can to break my ship Ripper, and I'm talking about your asshole. Now you talk, I will talking about it. Sorry, let me not talk about it. Yeah, I told you only started penis is going to ask,

that's all right. I mean I've never had anal sex, but I feel like as a woman, if I could ever do it, it would have to be a started penis. Like that's the starter. Though. This Blizzard bottle ain't fitting in my asshole like I used all the time, I use annose, I have to and and I do and I and um and Poppers. You know what's good. It's like it's something that they saw on the sex store, like you sniff it and like it's just cocaine for sex. That's some gay nigga. Put me on. What the I've

never heard of this poppers? Never heard of gay friends. But but the but the but the k liquid, the one with the blue top. No, no, that's that ship for poppers is for anal sex though? Or is it just for sex period? No? No, it's it's it's practically only for anal because like it kind of numbs, like it kind of sniff it in the number. But yo, yes, I ain't sniffing it. No, I don't feel right. You know it smells like say, friend or something, because my

nose and stuff. It's just it's it smells like I don't know, like white hour or something happens and it's just like clift it. Yes, that's scary to me. But if my assi never gets feeling back again, Oh no, no, no no, because it's it's like the feeling is like a three second feeling, like it's like a three You slept it right before he put it there, yes, yes, and ain't no easy, ain't no ease. So you gotta be careful. You can't put too much because it might

numb the guy's penis. Oh no, he'll be scared of that, his penis getting up. They don't even have seen that, but they don't even care. Like I've heard ports that I said, you should use the butt plug and just put a plug in for like a half an hour before stretch it out a little stretched, little anal stretch, what about an no beads? Are you into toys? I'm

not really into toys. Like do you man asturbate? I masturbated with my fingers, but not Oh yes I can girl, How do you because you gotta like you got it, and then you just put it in no way. I can't even masturbate with the can that the build ship is just don't do it for me me either, girl, I don't want to place the penis. I need my penis to be warm. And I needed to pump blood and in vain. You know that some very realistic I need to take the precome when I like, I need

a penis to be hurting myself. I feel like I'm hurting my I needed to be attached to the little ones, like the little you know and all that. Oh, yeah, the vibrators are cool. The womanizer, Oh how is that? That's great, it's going good for you. Yeah, I got her sex to it, the woman it's amazing. Yeah. They had the gold plated ones and yeah it's gold plated. It looks like your jacket. Actually it's blinky and pretty.

And you know the thing is that people like to give me builds and stuff and I tried, like I tried all of them. I have one to cause like a hundred and twenty dollars and it's just like because they don't curve like where I want. It's not curing and I need to rubber rubbed the outside. It's too much work. This is what I think about sex sory. Sometimes it is a lot of like effort, then you gotta like wash it off with the warm soul. I'm it's like a lot of efforts. I'm good on the sex.

But I was surprised to learn today that the women, excuse me, the what do we call them dikes? I don't know. I don't want to be politically incorrect. The boys, the girls, the girls, the boys, lesbians, Okay, as they walk around with their straps on. I didn't know that what they work. I heard that today that the girls stay strapped, stay skins, always strapped. No, that was told today about two different people. Yes, that they stay strapped. That the girls that that that they have like they

really have a penis. Yeah, they stay ready. You listen, when you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready. You ever ready with a strap on? Yeah, But it was like funny, It was funny, and it was just like garrig it off me like I got stuck with a strip one. I got sun with a strap on once years and years ago, I was having a three somethinghere the married couple and the girl pulled out a strap

one and put it on. It was sucking me with it, but I was really nothing, and it was just like like a joke thing to me, Like what if a guy was like, can you funk me with a strap? Time? Definitely not. I've been asked that before. I know I'm gonna do it if I if I was one day, that's like a fantasy of mine, Like I just want to chat it off my bucket list. I didn't say no, but your man through which no, no, no, man, you don't do it for your man. You gotta be that

I said one day. They on the line, you know you said one day, then I will do it. I would do it to my to my to my gay friend like oh we're playing around, I'll do it to him because it's just like me just friends, but not to my partner right now? What can squirt? Yes, But I have to be I have to be very intoxicated. That's interesting. Yeah, because when I'm sober, I come, but it's just like you know when you're coming, just second coming, and then you're like, have very party over. Yeah. Have

you had multiple orgasms when I'm drunk? Yeah, that's crazy. So basically, if you want to Cardi b getting with the drunk, yeah, because you have square and you have multiple orgasms when I'm drunk. But I I come when I'm regular, right, I like listening. There's no feeling like when you come. But then it's the worst when it's over. It's over because then the guy is not over and they got to continue today and it's like I'm done. It's like that's how I am to split me wherever.

Now we could do doggies down now, we could do it. Okay, all right, but we learned a lot about KRDI B, Cardi B on top and tell us what's going on with the music though, because let me tell you something, we were very impressed with your mixtape. We were listening to it. Put me on that one that could be on I'm gonna say, I'm not gonna lie. Even our program directed was like, you heard Cardibes mixtape. It's really good.

So tell us what's going on with the music, because I know you've got a lot of big things about to happen. It's gonna come out early December. It's gonna come out very right next week. Yes, And that kind of was a little if he because it's like I don't want to drop it around the time to Love and hip Hop comes out, because you know the show m overshadow me. But it's that I cannot wait any longer,

so I'm just gonna drop it. I wanted to drop it before Love and hip Hop, but it wasn't completed yet, and we have a new way to push the music, and I think it's gonna do way better than the second one. And it's just like surprising to me. Like it's just like like i'd be getting harassed on Twitter the first mixtape. Where's the mixtape? And it's like, oh, I can believe it feels good rather than people not say ship you, rather than be like it's the next tape.

So it's like fire and what can we expect from it? Just so we know, give us some little spoilers. Um, it's gonna be very it's kind of New York is but not really you know sometimes when you do it, when you do something to New York, like people from I don't know, Louisiana might not really want to hear it. So it's very it's very like diverse. What's your dream tour? You and who else on tour? If you could say, man, if I could go on tour. This would make sense

with this person that she would be popping. It depends, you know, it really depends. It just really depends wherever the bag is that I really don't be caring, Like I don't get to pick between Um Young Bee and Marie Land. Who would you rather do a song with? M nobody here the Tales? Who is who do you find yourself coolest with on the show? Do you really consider any of them like your friend in real life?

Like even when you're not filming, I still hang out with I mean, I'm cool with them, are cool and I liked them, like I liked them right, and that's it, Like I like them. You like having your sister on there? Um a little bit, a little bit because it's just like I'm scared of people criticizing my family. Like it's like, you know what, like I'm building the tough skin, so when people come for me, you know, the tough skin

is getting there. But when it comes to my family, I feel a certain type of way, like we like it was at work, like it's Hennessy gonna be there, she coming, But you do be clapping back all the time. I do tell you something, I'm like Cardie, stop talking to these people because you know they only do it now because they want you to respond. Did They're like, you know, Carlie gonna respond if I say some crazy ship to her. Yeah, I'll be trying, but it's just like you to do for this whole g and you

won't let you. They're gonna respond to people who say good things, all right, And if I don't for one week, only respond to people who say good things and forget everybody who don't say nothing good. But there's people that support you and love you, and you should respond to them. I don't be a responding to them. It just don't get noticed, yeah, because it's yeah like that, it's not a card But I definitely do be responding back to them. Okay,

they deserve the attention more. That's just what I'm saying. They deserve it more like when a fan post me I like their pictures, who I follow them and they ain't going to put that out of it. So it's cool me. You get some crazy d M, I don't even check my damn ship. I'm gonna check them. I'm gonna check them. I'm gonna see there, check CARDI b DM there, I write Cardie B. But thank you so much. We appreciate you for coming. I know it's out, it

was flooding, it was tougher. We appreciate it so much. Yea, I haven we like to see you winning girl women. I can't even be I can't even relieve this cat like he looks so innocent me. Yeah, And he said, people do what kind of ship? We suck dick? We have sex. I'm playing, but she really likes head. Really, it's like a sign of like respect about that guy.

Fun with you. If he wasn't sucking his day, probably not really he sometimes I don't sometimes I really don't want to dig the first day and not the first day. But I'm just saying, in generally relationship with somebody in a relationship now, we gotta head is very important. And I also, just to be clear, I don't like when guys had to push your head down, like, oh my god, fucking ask me. That is so annoying from like to be real, I don't even like when you ask me

to do that. I'd rather just do it on my own. I don't even really like we can make it happen if you don't pull his dick on on me so many different times, different kind of weeds pull it out, and I'm just supposed to know what to do with it when he pull it out. Just does that ever turn you on? No? But you know you've been with somebody for seven years. It's just like, all right, we get some fucking four player. You just gonna pull your dick out. That's not four play. I'm gonna get this.

It's for you to play this dick up in your mouth. Now go well, you like sucking dick in all fairness, right, so it is four play in a way. You get wet from second day. Absolutely, you can come from Seconday. I sure can. Okay, alright, you ever come from I can't squirt though, No, I can. I get the like I get a little bit because I'll be seeing the guy's face. But it's just like my jaw locking