Episode 58 Ft Brittani Feinber

G you had an issue. So what is like the stop dropping roll procedure for when you get come in your eye? Well, you're a lesbian, so yeah, it's little. You probably don't get coming. But speaking from the sexpert, you never have sex with a man. No, No, I have, but I don't think you don't do this just just not happening, but with women. So my thing is like, okay, so like my girl are like I think we're all

sits on my face. We're gonna be honest. So I've had it in my eye before, Like yeah, yeah, my girls s everywhere, but it's it's not I mean, I love that. I mean, it sounds like a big deal. It's not. We'll see. It's different with semen because the other day my eye was on fire and I thought it was gonna literally fall out of my head and it was extremely painful. It was like red and burning. She actually tested me and stepping in the group chat. Yeah. I texted them in the group chat. I text her

in a separate group chat. I text like six of my friends and was like, I'm going blind. He came in my eye and it won't stop bordering. It's been over an hour and it's still like it's dying. My eye is dying. No, I just I flushed it out with some water. Yeah, that's it went away. Flush it out with some warm water and keep your eye closed. That's never good. Before it was a good like two hours of irritation or more, at least maybe two and a half hours before it started to subside. Were you

mad that he busting in your eye? I was more mad that it got on my lashes than anything else. But actually my lashes. Most of it hit my lash, so my lashes kind of protected my eye. They were like the come shield and it like protected my eye. But because I feel like if I feel like if my lashes didn't catch most of it and it all got and what most of it got in my eye, that I probably would be sitting here with I pat

you on right now. And that was last week. I think when something like that happens, you should get like a war washcloth and you know, wetted or warm water and just your eye scrubbing. You See, I couldn't scrub

because my lashes. I'm still worried about. Had anybody ever busted on your face and you just got your hair done or oh it got in my hair too, But I was more mad that it was in my eye that was in my hair, and I had just pressed my hair off the day before, so my hair was straight and it was like on the top it was there here. It was just like all over this. Don't You've been kind of mad, like why would you do that to me? I've learned to aim. You gotta aim it at it and not up. But I wasn't holding

it it. It was one of those camere, let me put it on your face, and I just laid there and then okay, you gotta close your eyes next time, or maybe put your hand like this and be like, okay, like some coming shield. All right, but I don't think there's anything medically. Maybe you could get pink eye. I don't know. Yeah, I had pink eyf for like an hour and a half and all is better now. So in the future, how do you prevent something like that from happening. I'm going to close my eyes. You're like,

I want to see it. I want to close now. I'm glad you brought that up because we are going to talk about this sugar come now. Perhaps if he had had some sugar comb, it wouldn't burnet. At least it'll be sweet in your eye. Now, Britney explained to us what sugar comes. So sugar comb is all natural supplement that I put to your other. Myself have a medical degree. I was pre men and I dropped out because I didn't want to go to school for twelve years or a half of my life. So I just

decided to um put together my own supplement. And then I had a bad experience with the girl once. Yeah, like yeah, I was terrible. So I was like, right, I had to come up with some sure right when I was like eighteen or nineteen, and I came up with this, and then I'm not a chemist. I did study chemistry, but I actually have a chemist that works for me, and I took it to a lab and got everything tested. But through research and development, I put a sure come together. Okay, so let's talk about what

this does. So basically, it makes your come taste good. Your bodied le sluctrians male and female. Personal Yeah, your personal body fluids. Your personal body fluids taste much sweeter when you use. And that was the only one flavor, Like, is it like a Hennessy flavor? The ingredients it says that it'll taste pineapple, a kai wheat rest, cinnamon, and Papa get extras. You're just saying like paradise, you taste like your tropical smoothie. Yeah, And so how do you

take this? So it's pills. You take two pills, two pills every day. So for some people it works like on the spot. It just depends on your diet, your metabolism, like you know, smoke drink. If you're diet is ship, you're gonna taste like shit, you know. It's like you're gonna taste like what you eat. You are what you eat.

You are what you eat. Yeah, so like I had a friend that she burned her boyfriend from meeting yogurt because he had yogurt, and then she came a blow a job and then he tasted like yogurt, fucking yogurt. So she was like, no more, but that good. So but it was like according to her, I mean, it

wasn't it wasn't. You know. It's like yogurt is very tardy and thick, and not to get too graphic, it's not we don't want thick yogurt giving Yeah, I mean at least for you guys in your case, right, So, um, what what would be a good taste if your man could taste like something? What would you want him to taste like? And this works from men and women. Women think macaroni and cheats ens like picking up It's like picking the flavor for the new lace, potato chips, chicken

and waffles tastes like taking the waffles. I wanted to taste like s'mores. I like red sour patkass. You said you tasted that before? Yeah, I have, I have, I not too long ago. I I swallowed and I was like I came up, like what are you eating? Hey? What are you eating. It was like candy. It was good. It tasted like it tasted like sweet. It was really sweet. And I came up. I'm sadly I was tasted. I'm like, I'm like, oh my god, babe, you taste so good.

What were you eating? And he was like, oh, candy. Everybody ever tasted tasted salty, and really, I don't actually their diets they're yeah, And he's really he's a really healthy guy. Like he he has a good diet, he tastes good care of he's a lot of candy, I see. And I always thought we weren't supposed to really taste like anything, like what A like, you definitely not supposed to taste bad, right, well, you don't want to taste bad, so I mean, like it all goes back to lick

your diet. So it's like okay, So I like people are like, okay, look, I'm not gonna stop smoking weed. I'm not gonna stop drinking or might stop smoking cigarettes, or I'm not gonna change my diet. So if you're not, then just take sugar every day. He tastes like salad diesel so crashy. But I am a chronic smoker, a chronically chronic smoker. So um, I think I got a chance, right, Yeah,

I want you to chang. Yeah, you know if you taste good first of all, if you have sex with your man and then you taste his dick after that, yeah, that's how you not do it. But I hate it everything. I don't even like giving a passport cut. You don't even like giving blow jobs, which I finally be shocking. What's a job? That's why? To blow job? Mm hmm. I don't understand how it's too much work. Think of all the things that you have to do. You have to suck, okay, to jerk, you have to have a rhythm.

My teeth sometimes are like imprinted inside by gums, you know, my shopping all day. Yeah, but that doesn't hurt. Hurts. I just said that the inside of my teeth the imprinted. How long are you sucking dick for? Not long? I don't do it. You're not doing it right? Four minutes and thirty seconds. A girl and your gums making emperor now. But because I try to do a lot of pressure so that they can come fast, I don't know that doesn't want you know what? Women? You can I'm saying

this one. No, no, because I never know what to do with my lips, Like do you just wait? I can't. You have to use them, you know around you. I don't do that, terrible. You cannot If a guy looks at you and you got you it's a real I'm like trying to suck my SI inside of your lips without your No, yeah, you don't. You don't suck your teeth into your into your You don't suck your lips

into your teeth. You know, you put them out, Like, but you know what I'm saying, You gotta keep your teeth you yeah, and don't worry and the and uh. But while you're sucking and licking and breathing and moaning and spetty, I am checked that you don't have to dick that. Well, it's hard. I like doing it. It's easy to open up that. Why do you ever do it wrong? So you don't have to do it anymore? Yeah, I do it really lazy. Every episode when she got the pillow and put her head down to give the

blow job, that's to me. I just do it so long. All you have to do is make a lot of noise and be slappy. Yeah, but then they want you to talk during it. First of all, if you like talk about they want you to make like noises like yeah, you know what I'm saying. A questions and expect you to answer. And that's when you say, excuse me for one second, do you want me to second dick? Or you want to have a like you dick? And I'm like,

so you love it? So you just put one thing up like hold on, hold up, No, I'm not gonna lie when I've gotten that. Oh you love this dick and said my mom was like, or you just give it a thumbs up. You're just like shutting up, not talking. Just calm now, concentrate on coming. So, Brittany, when you said you came up with this um come this um sugar come because somebody tasted bad. What did it taste like? It was a girl obviously, Um it was just just

terrible experience. Was it like salty? It was just bad. It was just it was so bad. And then I was with it for the second time. I was like, oh you went back because I wasn't sure, you know, I was like I would I just wanted to, you know, doble chuck. And I was like it was eighteen or eighteen, so I didn't know any better. I think she had like an STD or something, and you know, I got tested after that was good. You know, I just think it was her. It was her peach that was just off.

Because it really does depend on it. Even if you like you're active and you work out a lot of if your pH is off, then it can just mess

up like everything your body. So you just have to be aware of you know, even guys like so, like I have a bunch of gay guy friends, you know, Mammy, you know, um, so they date all these gym guys that they take all this protein and all this ship and then they taste like protein powder and it's nasty and then they're like they're like bringing home and then I'm like, right, just you don't just take this and they're good. So, so you know, people that are healthy,

It just depends. It all depends if if you like I'm a firm believer in having a balance, right, So if you overdo it on one thing, then it's not gonna be good. So if you're taking if all you eat, if all you consume every day is just protein and the protein powder, your cum is gonna be like it's sorry to be so nasty. It's gonna be like nasty and thick and white, and you're gonna taste like a fucking protein shake. I don't know how good that's gonna take it that that doesn't sound so bad. It doesn't

sound bad. But based off of the gay guy friends that I have, they're like, yo, like it's not all that good, you know, so and this we grass in it too, yeah, because we grass is good and it gives you energy, and I wanted to create something that was a raised You're gonna taste good and you're gonna get some energy, and you know you're gonna get some energy too. So now here's something I said. G G and Stephanie were discussing. They were talking about birth control.

Stephanie was complaining that we never talked about birth control. Yeah, I think that that's something we should talk about. Okay, we talk about sex a lot. We should talk about keeping it safe, not having abortions. Right, yeah, gosh, she went it likes ahead stefinitely. Know me personally, I don't. I don't use birth control because I'm naturally, you know, a thick girl like I'm you know, I'm not fat, but I'm not a skinny person. So when I take birth control, when I the double shot the pill, it

makes me gain weight. It might make me gain weight, and I'm not even gonna try it. So the rhythm I use um condoms. I don't have a real sex very often. But you let anybody eat you out raw. Yeah, but we're talking about birth control and can stay on topic. Okay, Sorry I digressed it, he said. I used kind of most of the time. No, but but you know you were saying. Alex was saying that I've yeah, it's like every single one, but a lot of them. I've been on a shot, the patch, the pill. Which one do

you like best? All of them? Because pregnant them all at the same time. I like the implan. First of all, the shot made me gain weight. The patch was dirty. What do you mean it was dirty? You know, it's like a natch. We put it on like okay, I used to put it on my butt sometimes I forgot, forget to take one off, and then I would have two one. I was like, this looks like a face. What is going on the one back? And I'm like, I say, and then it does look dirty. It's just

a It's not sexy. Yeah, but then the implemon made me bleed for them. It's like this little vile or match stick that they put inside your arm. It's actually right here. You can't even know you have it in now Okay, my boyfriend actually calls it the chip. He's like, you're mutant. You know exactly where you are right now GPS. So now, um, it made me believe for so long that the doctor put me over. I don't have to deal with these. I was on two birth controls at

the same time. I probably could like never have kids in life because I would have so much birth control on me. I'm just like, nope, it's not getting there. What about condoms that you think about STDs or anything, or you have a boyfriend, so you guys don't use condoms? However, one of those I mean if you have a boyfriend, Yeah, if your boyfriend teaching you, are you gonna be like when he comes back, we got to use condoms. So I tried that. So it's impossible to go if I'm

not using condoms. Using them, it's like once it's gone, is gone forever. There's no going back. We gotta live in. Sometimes you want to hear a guy's feeling. It's like you're gonna use a condom dirty, no, but you know you got to pull it out the first time so that you don't look bad. But then you know you don't want to use it anyway, and then the next time and never use it again. We use it the first time. Most people just buy like one or one pack,

finish it on purpose, and then they's no more. You know, in the next morning they just roll over in it because you look at a guy weird too if he tries to, especially the first time. Not me. I'm a total opposite. I want to use a condom all the time. I don't want to have raw sex. I don't think in my mind that it feels better like I don't want to start. I like using car I had sex with Ainois and it broke, and then it started feeling so good. You're like, I know it's broke, but were

not stop. I've used the card you get off for me, and then it broke, and then it just starts feeling so good. That's how you know it broke, because you're like, too good kind of broken, pull out because something's going on. Now. I have a friend, by the way, who her boyfriend would never let her swallow his come, like he would come in her mouth and then make her go spit it out because he didn't like to boyfriend you like that, jees, Why you're making that face? Why didn't he make her

spit it out though? What was the point? It's already in her mouth, so you didn't want her to get pregnant from that way. That's that's so weird. It's like, no, aggy, if you got to listen body kind in your mouth, you should just swallow it. Yeah, I don't want I don't understand the girls swallow income. But what it's beneficial because now guys are going to use this because they didn't and I don't know came across this. I didn't read that sperm is beneficial for women. So for I

can't remember everything. But yeah, no, no it's not. It's not. You can google it. There actually is like a bunch of like beneficial facts. Yet see now, even like these guys write these articles hoping me. You know what's crazy? People always say stuff like, oh, come tastes good. They person, how did would you buy it if they sold it in the store? Would you that that calm that I was about that that com that I was talking about that tasted like candy. Yes, if they sold it in

the store, I would buy about it. Sorry, you can't tell something not saying it's a benefit and not tell us what those benefits. I read up on it, but I don't I can't remember, honestly, but there is a bunch of benefits actually, not that I would know, but

I did read up on it. And because they all my guy friends like, yo, like, so all my guy friends are all older, all these all rich old dudes, and they're all married and they all cheat on their wives obviously, so and then they're like, yo, it's make she doesn't want to give me a blow job? And I'm like, dude, but like whine. And then they all like they're diet of ship. They drink every day and like you don't just take this, and then they go

and like they're good, you know. And then I did research on it was okay for if you actually swallow sperm. There's health benefits to it, and I can't remember all of it. I'm sorry, but I can't email it to you, but there are there are some health benefits Freddy out of place to you guys. It does when you have sex with the w mean that you you know for the first time. Do you have any protection that you use like a dental damn when you nobody uses that

ship We learned about this in school. Okay, yeah, yeah it does not. Yeah, I've never even seen one. I always don't want to be I have seen him and don't like. Yeah, it's like, so you can use It's like you're sucking a dig with a condom on, so you can use anything. Then yeah, that's so there's no protection. Let's means are like at the bottom of the food chain to catch in a CD. Yeah, it's all yeah, like do you use strap on and stuff? Sometimes it

depends on your partner. That's a lot of work. Is actually it's fun at least for me, Like me, okay me personally, I like to like if we're gonna get personally, I like to fun a girl with the strap on, I get me personally. I get satisfaction on that. And if the girls enjoy it, then because the girl knows, like it's weird because most of the girls that I have been with have been straight supposed me right straight right.

But then it's like a lot of like a lot of women can't just come off of penetration, right, Not that all women, but a lot of are these ones that I dated that are straight. And then I funked him with the shop and like, oh my god, Like, where'd you come from? And it's crazy, bro, I came from Spence. I care for my emmy. So now let me ask you this. So, say you with one girl and then you're with another girl, can you use the same strap? No, I never do that out of respect

me personally, I don't do that. And I'm in the like I'm in the business, like I just have a sex story that got a never ending supply of Yeah, I have like a fucking toy chest home. Yeah, of course, i'd no, no what I mean. So if I'm with one girl, I'm gonna have sex with brand new? Yeah, brand new? I don't. I don't do that. So you ever had threesome with the strap um off? Yes? No, no, but you can't do that with what I've had a three some with two girls that never works out because

there's always jealous see and there's drama. Yeah, oh my god, no, oh my god, no, it's too much. No, especially imagine I'm a girl and you have two other girls. It's just fucking like cooning here and like it's not it doesn't work out. So I know my lesson the first time. We're very needy. Yeah, women are needy, So that is true. That's why I don't like three like that, and I under see if I could be straight, I would like I wish I could date a guy because men are

so much easier. Women are complicating. Oh my god, yea, men are so much easier than women's. Go do what. I agree, there's easier. They're just like chill. Like women are so needy and like if you don't call them within an hour that you're fucking someone else, especially in Miami, your cheat or a cheat or number one. Yeah, but women, ya could be needy together. No, I'm not needing, like I don't know me personally, I'm not because then we're

both calling each other all the time because we're both needy. Yeah, said, where you are, what are you doing? Who are you with? Who you go out? Then it's social media is the biggest heat up of life. So how long have you been with your girlfriend? Oh? Whoa? I So I was with my ex for like seven years and then I found this girl and I've been with her for like a few months long. So you just broke up with your ex. Yeah, it was just you've been girl for Miami,

like just yeah, just that's crazy. You just moved on that quick. It was there. Yeah, it was just we were on and off for like the past seven years, so that's a long time. She she was straight and then the one I was now straight straight for seven years. So did she have to come out to her family years? Yeah? Damn. And then you left her? So she was that straight

if she came out? Oh no, they I know. I hooked up with her and obviously she wasn't straight, but when I met her she was, so she had I've never been with a woman before, never, So how do you game her into that? Like? How does that happen? She wanted it, she was curious, but how do you like, how do you you know? There's like I don't even it's weird because like back home, like I want to get on by guys, which is just like ridiculous because

I like, dude, we're dressing the same clothes. But I get hit on by more straight girls than gay girls. And I think I look gay, right, And if you saw me and she like, Yo, she's a lesbian, right, what do you think when she walked in? I was like, oh, she's a leslie okay, so and especially you know, I don't know back home is done on all the time. I didn't I would have automatically says not because I dressed yeah, very casual. I guess the mammy, it's different

because being dressed somewhat like this. What kind of women do you like? I like girls that don't okay, she likes yeah, very yeah, very feminine like I guess that's where I tracked the straight girls, but like them both. So then so then I mean, I like the challenge of it. If a girl comes onto me in the street, I like, I like the more because it's more of a challenge then with men signs tell me that because I don't know what the signs are, somebody could be like,

what was what was the giant thing we learned before? Oh? Yes, yes, yes, I remember that episode with the with the two lesbians that we had that and the one that owns the club? All right, but something wasn't it like like a look look waiting, like eye mouth, that's what it was like, look at me, look at your mouth and a straight girl? You know. She was saying, like, how do you know, like when a girl is sitting on what's a good way to hit on a girl? Right? I said, I've

never hit on a girl before ever? On you? Never, I'm too proude for I don't you let them come to you? You're afraid of rejection? Yeah, so I don't. I don't just go. I don't go looking forward to And I was on your relationship for a really long time, so I didn't really have to. Do you have fish for girls on the internet? No? Never, I'm sure in Miami is a lot of experimenting. Mammy's too easy. Yeah, that's the thing. Where I live, it's too easy. Do you just go to a gay club? I I haven't

in a while. I stay away. Do you be checking on these women easy? My building where I live, it's easy. It's like all these girls work in the nightclubs and Mammy and it's like they're all straight. But then they come hang out in my apartment and it's take a big party and he'd be like, here, try this and I eat your pussy, he tasted. Do you try to slip this in people's drinks? Like here? This takes nasty. I'm gonna crush this up and put it in her food.

Do you be checking on these girls now? Well, you're asking me from a horror like like if you spend money and trink I mean my girl stuff. And that's why the girl was No, it's not for Mammi because all the Mammi chicks like where card do you have? Where do you live? How much money you have? They're all done from me. They're as different romance and they all broke as yeah I have sugar eyes. But then they want to know and they it's just a different

it's a different lifestyle. So when they come here, it's more understand why people in Miami have roommates when it's so cheap to live in Florida. It's it is not its one bedroom that's normal. That's still expensive expensive for them. Because I listen, I definitely looked at some places because I was like, maybe I'll get a place. It was ridiculous. Really yeah, nothing. I guess it's because New York is so expensive everywhere. You know what it is the same

kind of like as being expensive. It's the same three bedroom duplex in Miami, and they were paid thirty five a month, and it was a three bedroom. Where was it There wasn't on the beach, no, how no, it wasn't in the ghetto. It was in a nice neighborhood because if you look like it was like maybe twenty five minutes from Soft Beach, but northen. He lived in North Miami. Not expensive. But if you try to get some places on the beach and your kind and it

would be so expensive. It was like minutes from the beach. Yeah, that's nice. It was a nice place and it was nice. But listen first, still not cheap for three bedroom, it said, because you could get that in New York. I mean thirty three bedroom. You can the ghetto. No, yes, yes, yes, and the ghetto. Now let me ask you this. Have you ever done something so embarrassing on a date that you didn't want to talk to the person again afterwards?

Like you embarrass yourself? You ever did something so embarrassing on a day? I don't date a lot. It's like we don't start dating until after I have where I got so drunk and washed up that I couldn't even face my friends the next day, like not even my best friends, Like I didn't even want to see my friend. That's so, and you don't know what happened, and then you keep getting a little bit but I remember, like I remember, just all right, this is what happened. I'm

gonna tell you guys what happened. So I went on this date with this guy. Right, we went out, we went to eat, everything was fine, and then we went and met up with some of my friends. It was back in the day. Do y'all remember club home? Remember it was club home and it was like a light night our club home, which wasn't which isn't too often at that time it was. So it was by like a Wednesday, but I think Wednesday was the night, right, Okay, so whatever. So we went to home and I started drinking.

All right, first thing happened. This is the first thing that happened. Sorry, I was standing on the couch. Boom, I fall off the couch, on the table, everything off. So now I'm talking about the whole bucket of ice, to juices, the drinks. Everybody ship is on the floor. Right, So okay, next we leave, we're on the droptop. Right, We're in a droptop. So I'm washed up, drunk, I'm like black out drunk. Everything is fuzzy to me, you

know what I mean. So I noticed that one of my friends wasn't with us, So I hit the guy in the back of the head that's driving, and I'm like, yo, we can't leave without chevry right. So they're like, she's in the other car. So I started flipping out, No she's not. You guys try to kidnap me. Oh my god, y'all think y'all could take a did you be? Because I'm shrunk so bo. My home girl pulls up on the side and she's like, calm down, steph and well together,

all right? So boy, the next embarrassing thing that happens. We go back to my home girl's house. She had like a dope like little apartment and soho at the time. We go back to my home girl's house there and I said, I'm going to use the bathroom. And that's the last thing I remember. That's the last thing I remember. She was ba ck it. She said she came into the bathroom because I was taking too long. And she said that when she walked into the bathroom, I was

talking to the wall. I was saying on the toilet, like talking to the wall. And she got me out the bathroom, washed my hands, got me out the bathroom. When we went outside, then I had to use the bathroom again. So I thought she was the bathroom and I trying to pull my pants down, and he on her lab and my this is all on a date. This is where the guy is still there. He's still with us. They were like playing cards and drinking after hours. Now you beat on your friend. No, no, no, she

stopped me. She took me to the bathroom. She said that I went to the bathroom, I fell asleep on the toilet, so they got me out of the bathroom again and put me in the bath I woke up. Everybody was gone, my money was gone, my phones were gone. No, she took my purse. They left, like to get breakfast or something that she took my purse. But I flipped out. So when I woke up, I flipped out. I thought,

I don't know. To this day, I don't know she's breakfast, just trying to keep an eye on your stuff out of it. But I still didn't understand why. So I went home to my mom's house. You got robbed, No, But I was young, so I was still living my mom I was really young. So I went. I went home to my mom's house and I'm like calling myself phone, calling my cell phone, and finally the girl picked it up and she's like, no, we want to get food. Where did you go? And I'm spausing on home. I'm like, bitch,

what are you at with my stuff? Like I was spats and I was like, man, stop playing with you can't take somebody phone. She said. I wasn't even caring about the body. I don't have a lot of money. I had like maybe two three hundred dollars on me. I didn't even have a lot of money. I didn't care about the money. I was really upset about my phone and my hands. I had a Fendi bag. I'll never forget it. It It was a little Fendi bag. Get Did you did that guy ever take you out again? Yeah?

I ended up. I ended up being with him after that. He was like listening after that. I don't think I could get Eddie Worster that. So I could deal with that. Now, g you gotta ribbed what happened. So it was one of those Scott the Animal Buffalo nights. Yeah, that's when you got a drink and only use your left hand. Did you get quite check? Anyare right here and you gotta take a shot, right, Okay? So I was what

what wasted? Right? So it was me and like four of my home girls and like him and my guy and all of their friends, and we ended up in um one of their one of his friends had a sweet at the fountin Blue. So we end up in the Fountain Blue, Me and him going to like one of the bedrooms, and I left my purse like out on the living room table. But I'm thinking, like not

where people we know? Yeah, I'm not even thinking I'm leaving my purse unattended because I'm like I'm his homeboy's room and his homeboy, Like they all got money, so who's gonna steal from me? Right? So woke up the next day, got back to my room, went to like go through my purse, and like my wallet was completely empty. It was like fire, what Yeah, who was there? They had to check some girls? Yeah, some girls came in

after us. That's crazy. They bought some girls and like after we went into the room, they have brought some girls in there, and I'd have been so tight. It was a Louis purse. So they like said the curse. Yeah, they left everything, but they just took the money. What about you, Alex, You ever been on a date that was embarrassing? Oh? Actually I have not. I think about it,

but it wasn't something that I did. I was on the day with this with this guy that I was with, and his baby mother's cousin was in the same restaurant, and when she saw us, she had just had another baby, so she was tied down with two kids. She couldn't go nowhere. It was like eleven Sons and it was Applebee's.

Actually I was actually kind of young. So we're sitting there and she's calling his phone, but she was alway already that crazy baby mamma who I hated so much, So before we went out that night, I had already forwarded his calls to my phone. So she was calling his phone and kept on coming to my phone. So I'm why did you for it his calls because she just used to interrupt too much we was going out. Did he know that you did that? He like, he didn't know. So I went in ford his calls and

she kept on calling. Once the cousin sores, I didn't know that the cousin was gonna. I didn't know he was going anywhere to see anybody that she knew, but I just forwarded them because she was always interrupting, going for everything. She'll calling me, I got one pamper left, I don't care. So she was like, she kept on calling. She couldn't get him, so she called the Applebee's. She caused Applebee's. The wait stress comes over and was like,

are you selling so? And he was like nah, and she was like you sure, and she was like nah, so he so, so he said no. So then she said, well, somebody over there said that you're so and so and he was like no. She's like, well, somebody's on the phone saying that your mother died and I'm just sitting there, shock your mother. He's like, my mother is not dead. And then after that we just like wrapped it up

and left. But I was so mad enough thought after that night, I was like, see, this is why I don't go to any restaurants with a speaker, because like we was calling his name over the speaker. They were calling his name over the loudspeaker, but then when he didn't answer, that's when the waitress came over and said, are you this part that is so crazy? At not going to a restaurant. I can't even enjoy my chicken

salad exactly. Well, what about you, Brittany, You ever had an embarrassing date that you're like, Okay, I don't know if I could do this anymore. Honestly, I remember. No, I just day crazy women, so they're crazy, not oh my god, that makes you crazy. I got hit by a car one Oh my god, nobody taps that you got hit by a car. Yeah, Max, she hit me with my car. You have to you have to explain why something like this would happen. Um, so I try away from her, I would assume, yeah, she's gonna trying

to run away from her. And she chased me with my own car. I don't know how she got my keys. I just didn't give a funk. I don't care. I have insurance, and and she's they chased me with my car, and she just hits me and and just think I fall over the hood. And then I'm like, funk, I got it done on my car. This is the niece. I gotta pay for this ship, and they have insurance. I got insurance, so yeah, I got hit on my own car. I got burned with an Iron Ones. You'll

be doing Miami, you know, crazy. That's why I not got a New York chick and no more mammy chicks. No, no, whears you with an Iron Mag's girlfriend. This is the same girl. No another one. It might be your Cubans. No, I'm staying to think it's Brittany because there's no way all these things just happen. No, No, I saw me. I don't know. They fall in love and then I don't have an issue with commitment, and then I just want to do my thing and then they get mad.

So you're a cheater. No, no cheater. I just like my freedom. Okay, so you're in a relationship to you like your freedom? Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, says every guy on you sound like a guy. For real. I have more guy friends. I don't know. But you can't be in a relationship and like your freedom. We're not not as long as you don't know. I have respect. I'm really big on respect, and I respect women. Women are beautiful and I will never disrespect a girl that

i'm with. But don't fucking put me in jail. Put you in jail. Yeah, every single one of these girls that I want. Bernie, this is a common denominating here. Maybe you if every girl you've been my hands put you in jail for almost part broke there. It's hard, Like I'm not gonna stay home all day and do nothing. No, no kind of charriges that you go to. No, No, I don't know. I've never been No, they call the police on you know, I've never put my hands on

a girl. They put their hands on me, and I just I laugh because it's like, imagine on like a really hot girl attacking you and like they're so hot, so it's like you're not gonna put their hand in your hands on because I'm like, I'm gonna want to sunk up your face, like you're too pretty. So you got all the game in the world that I've had to deal with. But it's like, but now I found somebody that's older than me. You know, I'm twenty seven. She's like ten years older me. So it's better. She's

not for Miami, which is a plus. So it's good you like crazy women though I do, But to sharing, there has to be a balance. What are some things that you lie about? But I mean you know, sometimes we lie about little things just because it's easier than telling this what I mean, it's where I live. It it's hard to not go out in party because where I live, you know, and I grew up there all

my friends. I live by Mammy Beach. I live two miles from Miami Beach and place You're like, I'm working, Yeah, and then my business is sucks, so it's hard to be fucking little house on the prairie, like I have to take that pussy to make sure the pill. So my lifestyle was. My lifestyle is completely different, and I guess maybe that's why I've attracted the women that I have. But some but now it's on a different path. Okay. I started doing yoga and like all these ships, I

gotta change my life. I can't keep getting caps called to me burn with. I'm tired of those like crazy. I don't want to get hit by my own car. I don't want to get burned with an iron, right, so at least at me with your car. Yeah. So so I'm on a different path and are at least trying to It's good. I'm glad. Sometimes you gotta a girl that that bad. You have to go it's just an experience. Like I'm twenty seven now, so it's like

I went through that for the past ten years. And then I was a stripper and all this crazy ship that I went through and my girlfriend was a stripper with me while we were so it was like this crazy this sounds like a movie. But when yeah, I'm doing I'm actually doing to reality show in my life. I'm in the making very soon. But when you were a stripper, were you like more feminine? Absolutely not. I

don't know how I made money. I was like probably the worst laziest stripper, but guys I wouldn't make money, Like guys would just say open up to me. And because I'm just real, like, would you tell the guys that you were getting Yeah, all the time, because they were all trying, and that's actually the challenge. They all be like, oh I can turn Yeah. I'll be like, oh, you don't know, because I'm like, dude, like you're burning

up throng tree, Like it's just not gonna happen. But I did it for four years and it got me to where I am. I know, and I was able to start my first business and girl from there, and you know, I just hustled, and I do what I had to do and Stephanie. But are some things you lie about? UM? Some things I lie about UM. Currently, I don't really lie about anything because you know, we tell a little lie sometimes when I was in UM in my past relationships which were failures. So I don't

recommend lying about these things. But you know I would lie like, of course I'm not talking about anybody else or UM nobody has my number? How did my phone get on? Do not to stirve? I don't know how. I don't even know how to use my phone. Te disrespectful, that's yeah, that's I mean. I don't even when I'm in no matter what I like to UM. I learned that lying to impress people it never works. You know. You you gotta keep up with lies and when you're when you meet a guy, you want to tell them all.

I come from the good family, I do. You know, I'm really great, I'm really loyal, I never cheated. You know, all of that comes back to you. I feel like you should just keep it real from the beginning and see what happens. You know, if they could take the real ship from the beginning and you keep moving forward, then that might work, you know what I mean. But like when I got when when I got with my son's father, he and I went together for a long time. I lied to him about a lot of things in

the beginning, and he probably lied to YouTube. Know, he was really honest with me, really, you know, he was really honest with me in the beginning. Yeah, I mean, I don't really feel like he's ever been a liar, you know. But when I first met him, I lied to him about what I was doing for work. I lied to him about a lot of different things, and within four or five months he he knew, like all my lives were blasted because you can't you can't be

with somebody and really get to know them. And why did you lie trying to get to know a lie? You're never gonna where you worked in everything now Because I was a stripper when I met my son's father, and so I locked him. I told him I was working at Barney's because I worked at Barney's for a long time. So I was working at Barney's in the daytime, and I was working as a stripper in the nighttime. So I told them, you know, in the nighttime, I'm

a bartender. Because at the time bartenders were in such big holes like the way they are now actually sling drink. Yeah, exactly, they weren't, you know, strippers dressed up as bartenders, as strippers, whatever the funk they're doing now. But you know, so I told him I was a bartender, and I told him I had my job at Barney's. So eventually I had to tell him to show for about How did

he take it? He was like, I already knew that, Okay, Like you think I didn't know he was a strip of whatevery NW you come home in exactly what he said. Some things you lie about, um or did? What? Have? I A lot of y'all know, I'm I'm a really, really honest person. It's very hard to lie UM And I'm not even the type of person that a lied to you to make you feel better or to sugarcoat

things like. I'm really so straightforward and honest that if I did lie or would lie about something, it would have to be just like something, just like lying for some because sometimes it's just easier to tell a little lit lying for one of my friends or lying about my whereabouts or something, because it just when I was cheating you know I lied a lot, but you've been surprised how much guys appreciate honestly. Like right now, I'm on an honest, bend right stuff for you, so you

you for so real? I was like, yeah, right, no, yeah, I was like that. That's how I was just real, like really appreciate for being real because so many bitches is fake. Yeah, like even you know, um, and when I first met my guy, he told you, like, yo, the one thing I fun with her because she keep it so right, Like he was like, she doing all this ship other chicks be lying trying to act like she's just keep it right up front, right, And that's just really how you gotta be. It's just easier when

I can't. You lie. You gotta keep up with the lie, and then you get your court in your life with you could just kept it really right and I can't lie, like, um, you know, y'all know I've been single. You're about to lie when you started up, but I can't lie. No, I've been single. I've been single, like you know, not in a serious relationship for ten months and turning it over months and you know, I'm happy, Like I'm not

hiding anything. I used to come in here miserable, miserable, I was in a really relationship, getting her makeup done in the middle of our argument. At the same we used to go out with Stephanie and the whole time should be outside the phone, arguing on the phone, exactly. And now you know I'm in I'm not in a serious relationship. But I've maintained the same relationships for a couple of months now, for eight nine months. You know friends, Yeah,

you know my favorite boyfriends. And you know, like we're really honest with each other, and we don't fight, like we don't have no problems. We just enjoy each other, you know what I mean, Alex. But some things you like about I know you'd be lying. I'm a good liar. I'm gonna keep it real with all of you because before we do this show, we've been like, we ain't gonna talk about this, but let me tell you what I did all of us in the past, in the past, okay,

disclaiming in the past. Um, I'm lied about when I was younger, I used to lie about being breaknant. Some sorry lie abortion money. No, that's what abortion money, just to be making them make them feel bad, And and be around and talcohol it over they head for a little while. So how do you get away with lying about being pregnant when there's no baby, because then when you get your period, you miscarry. Oh that's so sad. I don't even have. I had a friend that used

to get abortion money from every guy. She furo she's She's like, I in three weeks, I'm asking for abortion money. I just I just really used to always boys the attention, like if they was being mean to me, I'll be like, I'm pregnant. When I was younger, I was at least you're honest about you. And another thing I used to lie about was like where I would get money from, because I never it wasn't a business, like if a

guy gave me money. Oh that's something I lie about when I'm in a relationship, how much money I have. I'm always like, I'm so brone, I'm so broke. You gotta lie about that, dam I just had to pay my light though, I'm so broke. Right with your hand out, I don't know about how much funny I having a bag, I'm broken as to almost like, of course you gotta lie for if you're gonna lie, you gotta be for a reathing. You can't just lie just to just tell a lot. I'm not, like I was gonna say, I'm

not just a storyteller, but that's not true. That's one thing. I'm never a lot about being pregnant, I need. I'm never a lot a lot about that, like forty five times, especially especially with guys who started me bro like, especially with guys that I'm comfortable enough to have royal sex with. Because I feel like the guys that I'm comfortable enough to have royal sex with no my body, Like, they know when I'm gonna get my parent and they know like when I'm about to when i'm ping messing, when

i'm bitchy, you know what I mean. So I just don't feel like that's something that I could get away with. I don't think that's a lot I could get away with. Well, oh yeah, I guess not unless the guy is curving you, you know, and you he missed that week when your period you think that they're so far gone that they're not gonna come back. Then you gotta you gotta go on the bag, go in the bag birth control you and you pray I've actually lied about being on birth

control before. I've not that he had a trap to mad No. No, the opposite, because I feel like I don't be telling people when I'm on birth control because then they try to get too crazy. They wanna They feel like because you're on birth control, yeah all the time, And I'm like, no, So I don't tell them. That's for me, that's for my protection. Don't tell them. The last guy I had raw sex with came inside of me.

He really wanted to come inside of me, and he held me there and I'm like, yeah, that seems very wrong. It's this is a real story. He No, he held me there like he can't inside of me, and I'm like, don't come inside of me and he's like, oh, I'm about coming. I'm like, don't come inside of me and he's like, oh no, I'm coming this out of you. And I'm like he trying to trap you? Yes, And I was like, are you retarded? Like you really think I'm not gonna go and get a plan? B? Why

would you do that? Be so I wouldn't Never did you have him again after that? No, I'm scared to have sex with him. No, I don't want to have sex with him. Because I don't like, even if I'm going to take a plant, or even if I know that I'm not in that time and I'm off where I can get pregnant, I don't like for good to come inside of me. Yeah, don't expecially when you tell him that too. Yeah, And I don't know that's coming this out of you up pussy, Like I don't have

for that. Like I needed to be like watery and nice. Nothing, it's nothing funny. And and I gotta take you know, sugar comb to VA's bat like that should be already good, you know what I mean, Like it's nice to say sweeter. So that's what I would use, sugar com. I wouldn't want to use something like that because I have to to fix my pH balance. I'm telling you, he came inside of me, and I felt like I needed to like eat some yogurt or something. Have you ever told

the guy to come inside of you? My son's father, that's the only pray your god, I gotta kid and that worked out whenever having sex with a condom and I saw the guy to come inside of me or because it feels, yeah, it feels like throbing, throbbing, and I like when he when the guy comes, you know, when he when you feel that throbbing, you start to like grab on it or your pussy like you start to squeeze it, and it drives them crazy. I like doing that a lot of time. The condiments are getting

stuck inside of you. But okay, you like squeaking so exactly. I never had a condom. Oh my god, it's the worst. You gotta like go like get the search yet got to fit it out. Yeah, you gotta like squat and push and pull at the same time. It's never been that. It's like, I remember my friend laws stay inside of her. One day she still had it been. The next day she came to work, like, it's still in there. I do not. She's like, I gotta get it out. I'm like, well,

I can I help you. I know somebody that I know something, somebody that lost the tampon inside of them like that. I know somebody who lofts the tampon inside of her too. It had sex and everything, not remembering that that actually that happened. That's what happened. She thought that something was wrong because it was a smell. It was a smell, right, she had a smell and she's like, I think that he gave me something that smell that should come on fix. She's like, I think he gave

me something. And she's like, we went to the doctor. I went to the doctor with her and I'm sitting out there and she comes back out and she's like this, it was a tampon. And I'm like, what do you mean? And she forgot God that I had a tampon and me and then we had sex and he pushed it up. You know what you were in surprised because it happened to somebody I know. And that's a common thing. Sometimes people put two went by accident because they forget. They forget.

But yes, this girl told me she was dating this guy and she was embarrassed to have sex with him because she had a smell and she didn't know what the older was from. And he told her, he said, you should go to the doctor and get that checked out. And she found yeah, and she found out she had left a tampon in her for a whole month. That just made my uterus. I mean, maybe maybe I'm weird,

but I feel that I feel it. I don't I don't know about I mean, if it's like a light when you probably don't feel it, but a whole month she had to smell herself. Yes, she didn't know. She made an appointment. It wasn't for like another week, and that would have walked in at playing parenthood like you and our next immediately. Do you ever have sex, Brittany with a girl on her period, you run red lights. She doesn't have to use a condom. I mean when

you're eating I mean a tampon. Excuse me, use a tampon. Yeah, when you're you can eat pussy with a tampon, and yeah, to stop. The straight man's always told me that the entertainment is on the outside, you know, or I mean you could take it out. It doesn't bother me. Blood, it doesn't, It doesn't. It depends on the girl though, Like I don't just with any girls, how heavy it is. It's only been like if I'm with a girl, like in a relationship, then it's but when it's clumpy, put

that blood class. No way to take it too far, you know, I mean me, I don't even fun. I don't care. It doesn't party that it's happy from having your own period, so you get it. Yeah, the girls are just and all my girls take sugar comb too, So the girls go crazy because that's what they put the blood in the spaghetti to make people like them. Oh stop it, I swear god, I've never put blood in spaghetti. Girls do that? You have ahead of that? You never you put blood to mean looding somebody happen.

But I've heard about it. I've heard of it. I'm a son there. Bloody, Okay, I'm put a weekend. If a girl puts her blood and your body food, you're doing voodoo. Yeah, never leave you, that fool. Want to round me over with a right she was dead, she was cuing. I know she did her. She got my hair, she got all that ship. Everybody hell now on you because and you and that type of crazy situation where

everybody because have you ever fisted anybody? You know? If I'm fixting you, I'm not going to be with you. That's just too much. No. No, Like the most said, I'm not gonna have been with girls. I'm like, okay, I got like four fingers in Like that's just a turn that's a little yeah, that's a little bit of a turn off there. I don't want to grow got loose. Oh yeah, yeah too. Much my friend friends of mine. The other day she left one of her boyfriends, one

of her new boyfriends her. She said that it felt so good, Oh my god, it felt so good, but she would never do it again because the next day her pussy was broken. It was broken. Wants to do with a guy? She was like, stretched out of shape and a lot. It wasn't even one of her new boyfriends. It was one of her old throw the TVT TV and he was getting rough with her. He gave her, all right, well, listen, I feel like we learned a lot today and I cannot wait for us and I'll

try to sugarcum when we come back next week. We're all going to talk about our experiences. I'm gonna let me know our feedback. Stephanie's always tasting herself. I'm thinking that. I was like, slow down, I'll give you use. I'll bring some next week. We'll get baggies and everybody could we could share it, okay if that makes you feel good, so it responsibly safely. Also, the taste of semen and vaginal secretions, that's good to two thousand nineteen. We're good

to go. Passings, thank you so much, and you can always read pass part Cutties blogs on the team website tem dot tv. She always does great blogs. We're about to get into some of them. Don't you worry about it. But Bernie, we really appreciate you that. Where can people buy this? Sugar com, High Pleasures dot com, hr pleasures dot com or any local Spenser stories We just got into spensers, Spencers that spencers. Yeah, who parties and gifts?

And do you have Instagram? So latership you have Instagram? My Pleasures or Sugar Underscore come also? Okay, sounds of art in state. Oh, I don't know exactly we're that sor We're gonna try this and I want to We're all going to report back next week. I need feedback and then we guys all come to Marimi and let me know we're not gonna get hit by a car. No crazy crazy all right? Once again a slip service. I'm managing ye. I'm Stephanie Santiago, I'm g G McGuire. Thank you all for joining us