What's up. It's lip service at me Angela. Ye, I'm Stephanie Santiago, I'm G. G McGuire and we have two special guests today. We have our guest host, Michelle Hope, Hey, our local sexpert. We all know Michelle, and we got Can't Jones, Mr O Cave. I'm sitting across from this special guest. Alright, well, we're gonna get you right into it.
First of all, we all love your song. I was reading that song almost didn't make the album, yes the mixtape the day before mixtape came out, and it wasn't on the track listening, and I was trying to figure out what was going on because that song, it was another song, another song still didn't make it, but I had to call and fight get it at it and we ended up putting it out. And that was the one people gravitated towards. We didn't even know that was
a single. So the other one might be a hit too, then just might be you might be your own A and R. I like that. But you were signing the Fat Joe first and now DJ Cally, Oh yeah, a lot of people don't know about that. I was signed to Teriff Squad I think was this maybe maybe maybe four years ago. You were pretty young back then. Yeah, okay, what happened with that? Because kin, yeah, we all were all bloodline family, you know, just Uncle Craig had to deal with some things in life, you know, and and
it ended up taking them in a different direction. You know, he had to do it. He had to do for his family. You know, he understood I had to do for my family, you know, which is why I love him. He too realist, he understood and cool. And Drake started managing me for a couple of years for a few years, and I met Calik. You know, it was also a bloodline brother of mine, and you know, everything from that point on was just organic. You know. So you've been
hanging on the formation to her too. Yeah, I got to hang out a little bit. That's nice. Atlanta was crazy. Do you get to talk to Beyonce? Like, hey, girl, I didn't get I didn't even get this. I didn't get this. I didn't get to stick around for her show. I still haven't seen her show yet because her tours run parallel with my own run. Okay, I'm working, bitch. How did you feel about Lemonated? Did you like her album I Love It. I felt like it gave it's
it's it's all about redemption. That's what every man is saying that they get no, no, no. What I mean is on both sides, redemption of a woman, redemption of a man. Because she stated that at one point she'd almost just let go and giving up and just kept her mouth shut. And so I realized, at some points, when we do that to ourselves, even if it's because I love it so deep, we have to forgive ourselves
for thinking that we weren't enough for the situation. We were more than enough as a woman, as a man. We have to forgive ourselves because you know, you know we do. I felt look at Michelle, I felt like, hey, I'm proud of it. I felt like, at the end of the day, it showed him five hundred thousand dollars, five hundred dollars, five children, one child. We all face things. I don't know if that was a personal story, I
don't want to know. I don't know. But what I did get from it is that it's about you, it's about me, it's about her, it's about him, it's about all of us because we all go through stuff like that. All right, well, let's bring this to our tip of the day now for you, you know haven't been in this music business and been doing music since you were young. How do you know a woman likes you for you and not for who you are? How are some tips to be able to tell that a woman likes you
for you? And they will tell you what our tips are? How you can now be like for you, a woman likes me for me? All right, you know what, let's tek with the girls in while you think about it, Stephanie, how does it? How do you know? How how does a guy know that you like him for him? So we're talking about like a like I really like a guy. It don't matter who he is, what he does. I just really like you. What are some things that you'll do just because you like him? It don't matter nothing else.
It doesn't matter what he could do for you nothing. I mean for me. That's that's kind of hard because I could like somebody so much and I will put in little to no effort to show that. What So I mean when um, I think a guy who has a lot of money, he could tell if a girl is really ask him for him. If she doesn't ask him for anything, you know what I mean, that could be gained too though, right, no way, I mean you. I mean if you're if you're using it for somebody
to have a time limit. So that's that's so there's a little thing that you do that a guy can be. Like I was just about to say, it's a little It has to be something little that you do. Yeah, it's the little though a guy could really Look if I send you a picture of me, whether we're talking a about a naked picture or a picture that's just a selfie. If I send you a picture, you are sure that I like you. That's the only I don't send my pictures that I know. She says me pictures
in herself all the time. She must like you, but I don't. That's a way you can tell, Like if I send you a picture, Okay, if I out of nowhere, you get a picture, you can tell I like you. That helps, right, t How does it? How does it
hap be thoughtful? It's the little things like if you know that your that person likes something and you make sure that they have it, or you know, if you're just considerate of their feelings and the things that they like and want to do even if it's what you don't like or wouldn't do, and you're willing your parent willing to do those things for your significant other, than it shows that you're really interested and it's you know, it's about the relationship and not about the smoking mirrors.
What about you and shi my trix? What does that mean? No, Like, I think for me, if I really really like someone, when I say jett on my tricks, I try to do things that aren't as noticeable. So I'll try to do things like imprinting, which is where like at night, you try to make sure your body is touching their body because you're boding. Yeah, it's the idea of like you. But if I'm if I'm already laying down with you,
that's a good sign to know that. I would be a good sign if I'm waking up with you in the morning and not sneaking out, or even if I'm letting you come to I really like you. But yeah, I think I'm like, yeah, I like the idea of imprinting kind, but I might imprint in some other ways, if you know what I'm saying. What I mean, everybody's heard of a good old keego exercise. Okay, but you just do those wow on top or inside? Yeah? Inside, okay,
grip that imprint, it doesn't matter. I'm squeezing. I think I'm working out. I think that's a good for girls, because guys really love like one pulling out, grabbing and be careful, don't pull the common off that happened? Does somebody got a fish around for it? He's got to fish around for it in my right of course, okay, but no one likes to be on all fors, like did you get it? Babe? Did you find it down there?
That's to get a flashlight digging up? Like one of my girlfriends one time, I like buch, I had to grabituothbrush rush it was so far up in her. Apparently you were talking about like you're laying eggs. I can't. How do you know the girl really likes you? Just for you? And that because it's hard. I'll tell you why it's hard, because every answer that was giving on this couch right now, If this is why it's hard, not a you don't know if they wait a long
time before they ask for something. They wait a long time before they ask for something because they don't want you to think if they never asked for something, you'll still the dangerous ones. You'll still end up giving it to him because just of the vibe, the energy, the energy. I'm not gonna ask you. You're supposed to know how much I'm worth. I'm not gonna ask you for anything.
As a as a guy. You ain't no sucker. You ain't no sucker, especially if you getting something like you ain't no suckers, right, because then you're gonna feel like he doesn't like me, he's not doing nothing for me. The thoughtful. If you like something, that's the most dangerous tactic I've ever heard of in my life in eternity. Usually those women they're quick to grab him, I know for me. So that's one of the things that kind of maybe you know a little maybe, did I know
you like gummy bears? Yeah? To see along with that is to consist to see, it's the consistency of that me. I'm bad. I gotta admit it. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'll let you. I'll wait for a while and see what you're really on the fly. I just hate open I hate doing this right when you hate opening up, I hate it. I hate it. So what makes you open up, man, it's just a listen out of information
of giving out on him. Man, what makes you say, Okay, I'm gonna let her in a little bit when I see that, you know, I had from right and pull that kindom off when she cooks your dinner because I like to cook dinner. You scare me. But is it hard for you to eat dinner from a woman because a lot of guys ain't gonna come to your house and that you cook for them? E there? No, First of all, the first time I eat your food, first time, eat your food. First time I eat your food. You
gotta bring it to my crib. You gotta bring it to me. Yeah, bring it to me. I don't like you have to have a girl work at your house because heating food up is not the same as getting us. You got to stand. Some of them have children, so they end up cooking anyway at their house. Okay, maybe you want to play, You want to play, that's true, you're gonna cook anyway. I'm not a um. Let me see. Well, the other day I made him chicken rice. Yeah, you're not like I like to think at my wack all
the time because love a walk. Yeah, I love using my wife. That's my favorite thing to cook in. I need to get it. Wak oh my God made me the best turkey sours and New Years Now mind you, we had a mad food and this Stephanie came and I had left with like turkey man normal things that were like, but I didn't make a normal turkey sameways that like she pin and with butter. It was good. Usually it's easy, though writing up, I say this time around,
it's easy. The people that I don't do. I notice the ones that don't do a lot of this and a lot of attitude, like they're expecting some ship from you, curse expect to you. I find that a lot of the ones that are the Jedi mind tricks. I like that and if you, if you like something, those would catch me way faster than the if I send you a picture out of nowhere, because then you might think she sends pictures to everybody. If you don't know, I don't.
Usually I don't. I don't like if I signed a guy a picture, even if it's just a selfie, like oh look I'm I'm at the grocery store, I'm probably having sex with him already. I'm definitely having. If you ask me personally instead of trying to generalize it for I can tell you for me, this is how I know. Okay that not to admit. Okay, I have a fetish. I like feet, right, so if I get a girl to send me a picture of her feet, then I know.
The other day I hate my feet though, I hate when I when I hear about a guy having a foot fetish. Wait, do you like feet? And let's go let's go here, let's go to the foot fetish. Okay, let's see what kind of foot fetished person? Are you? Not an extremist where I will put a girl's shoes in the bath tub. It's not like that, but like that on your face and stuff. Or a foot job, yes, my job. Definitely a foot that's very interesting, one foot
or two feet, like a monkey. Often times, what I have read about, or what I have um seen, is people who like foot fetishes. Some people like it when they smell. They like the smell of feet. He like set, but but other people like a really well manicured foot. And you just kind of up and down and like mad being at dinner, and she's like rubbing her up against maybe all the way up and play with that little bit of right, does that get you to cook?
Breakfast in the morning? Breakfast in the morning. You're from the south, right. I feel like whatever you bring a grill with you, everything permits so on as the activity permits that type of labor. You understand. What can I cook? What do you like? Are you a good cook? Of course? Okay, he said, of course most men can cook or not? Yeah, because a lot of y'all get mad. And if there's one thing men can't cook, it scrambled eggs, honey, so you should always be scramble so each not easy with
the yolk Sunday morning. I love it. I love a man that can cook. One of my favorite boyfriends he just recently saw me how to make Friday. That's the hard to No, I mean no, no, I know how to cook a lot of other things. I just didn't know how to make Friday eggs. I don't make scrambled ags. I'm gonna invite you over. You guys are gonna come cooking. But I just learned I know how to make Fridays. Now you know I love the cook all right. Now, let me ask you the next question, is it okay?
We were talking about this downstairs. Is it okay for your man to buy drinks for another woman now? Or for other women? If you're in the club now, if you have a girlfriend and you go to the club right and there's a bunch of chicks, is it okay for you to buy them all drinks even though you have a woman at home? Or is that I'll tell you this for me personally, my woman at home, like some women, she has girlfriends she likes. So we're out in the club, and she want to buy a short
a drink, but she's not there. She's not there, she's not there. Oh and if you see her friends out, are you going to buy them drinks? No? I'm going to avoid her friends of business in the other directions. But what if you cool with her friends. I don't want to be cool with her friends really, and half of them want a piece of me anyway. Okay, but then they're not her friends. They are not her friend yeah, but yeah, but but her friends, Okay, I know them
when I see them. What her friendly better than her? Would you smash? I had asked her about it first. She wants to do it together, to get down with the get down or all yeah, I mean depends on a conversation. All right, So now I got a castle question about threesomes. So in the threesome, right, what happens if your girl is passed out and shorty number two tries to get it popping? Do you wake your girlfriend up? Or do you just sneak it in hoping she wakes
up from slumber and joins the party. That's how we do it. I wake her, ask her first, which means I'll put it in her first. Makes up. Ain't like some dick, It's pre negotiated. I mean, right, right, who are you? What's happening? That's we don't want that. That's a different podcast. Different But yeah, so you wake your girl up? Yeah, but you know if it's if it's if it's heavy sleep, hell n ain't waking hug, But you'll go with the you know the other check room already, Right,
she invited her in your bed. But do you tell her after? Sure, I'm sure you'd like to hear about it so you can in date a girl that doesn't do three things. I'm gonna tell you something that's strong in the beginning. Listen, I'm perv okay, it's I have a problem. It is what it is not a ple like what I like? That's great. I can't just fucking one person my whole life, just that one. But you're still young though, maybe that's Hey be a to change.
But I know right now, you know there's no relationship without because you understand. You might get tired of that, but you understand how God works. She liked women. Yeah, so you see herself being with this one woman forever. And because there's there's many I am not one of them, but there's many women that are sold down for that. There, that's not that's not that's not uncommon anymore. It's very
common for a woman. Ye can't she sleep with men? No, she doesn't desire it anyway though, Okay, well if she did desire it, would that be something? You do know? See this one I'm talking about, Hey, talk about it, let's go. It's okay. I think that's half open relations isn't. That's a bullshit. I'm totally you want to know something. If I'm feeling good, if I'm in a good mood, this is if I'm in a good mood, then and
she'll still never do it because she doesn't. She just won't do it if I'm gonna, if I'm in a good mood, I said, you know what, I'm not here, get your all passed exactly for like, don't suck nobody did, don't don't do none of that ship. Can't you pussy? Of course? Okay, she just can't suck dick. Please wear a rubber, don't kiss the mouth. Can't you do an fun? No, that's for me. Okay, So you will still have to have ownership over a part that's a solely yours. Yeah,
but you know, you know God is so great. You know she don't desire that. Can he come on her face? Oh? Lord Jesus, although that is good for the skin man, stop my media reaction. Oh no, no, no, angel. Now, let me ask you something, Michelle. Is there anything wrong with getting come in your eye? Could that do anything? Is healthy? Is there health factors? Well, here's the thing. If it's got chlamydia, gnarrhea or any kind of other infection in it, because the eye, your eye will puck
out green stuff. What if a guy that that drinks that drink smoothies and eats fruit and these vegetables and drinks a lot of water and doesn't have any of those things that you listed. I mean, I don't know why you'd want it in your eye. You probably went it on your face for the antie. But you're splashes sometimes and it gets a little bess. So it's my eyes. It's inevitable. I'm not now, it's inevitable. It's getting sweat
in your eyes into your life. You want to burn a little bit, but you're on nothing to go blind and you're trying to fall unless there's an infection, it's definitely your face. Definitely your eye gonna fall out. You're gonna go you can go blind, you cannot. It's not bird. It's not exactly like you're not. It's not for sure you're gonna go blind. But if you think you can, there's a possible. Is it disrespectful if a guy blessing that your eye only they didn't ask purpose only if
you didn't ask, she should have closed. She didn't ask you. Yes, the hair is a problem. Even if you're getting backshots and get in your hair, that's a problem. It's not the issue. That's disrespect I don't care about getting coming my hair and wash my hair. The fine you have to tell me. You You have to be like Okay, you can coming out here because I'm gonna wash my hair tonight. When I press my hair, I'm gonna go like this, Yeah, preparation. But then you know it's not gonna get yet. You
can't want to wrap on my head. He got to run his hands through this, heir with the shower cap ownership. Now we didn't finish second about this. So ladies, would you have a problem if your man is in the club, anybody's your friends, You're not there. Anybody's drinks for your friends? Well, me personally speaking on a personal level with the relationship that I'm in right now, he doesn't. My man is like the host with the loss. That's just his thing.
He's a very sociable person. People, Yeah, everybody get drinks on him. Um, now, I don't see him buying a bunch of strangers, just stranger bitches drinks. But if it's people that he's familiar with, especially my friends. Oh, if my friends see him out, they know they don't have to pay for nothing. That's just how he yea, and we all know that right now, there's a thin line on just buying people drinks and being overly flirting or you know what, I'm saying, so just make sure that
line does not get cross. But I don't see an issue with like somebody buying, somebody's larting. Okay, when you're in a relationship, depending on the situation, that's cheating. Ing is cheating, of course. I feel like when you're when you had talked anything that you would not do in front of your significant other, any type of If you won't do it in front of me, don't do it
behind my back, because they're cheating. Like if you're entertaining another guy, you're cheating no matter how you're doing it. What no, no, I just this number two? Okay, all right? At it? He telling you to catch up. And now if I would down my my hennessy with lemonade, I'll be caught up to her. It's straight up. But you say flirting is cheating, even if they have no intention of taking it anywhere. They don't exchange the numbers, just
a little flirtation. I mean, I feel like cheating has levels, Yeah, and it's a minor level of cheating. However, if you're not gonna do it in front of me, don't do it behind my back, I meaning behind my back. You wuldn't do it in front of my face, then I have a problem with it. So, yes, it's cheaving. But I guess, like Jesus said, whether or not you're lusting after somebody in your mind or actually fornicating with somebody,
it's still considered cheating. That's what I'm saying. It's kind of like a sin is a sin is a sin. And I'm not no Holy roller or no Bible buyer. I'm more of a Judas or something sort of. No, let's not even go for sentence. But when you're in a relationship with someone, you know what I mean, it's just, you know, when you're entertaining another person in a relationship has nothing to do with God. You know, it has to do with this person. Now you're with you know,
out of respect for them, you shouldn't entertain people. Now I am a cheater. So I'm with a guy nine out of ten times. I'm talking to a couple other guys. But my question is why don't you just I'm just giving you an example. I'm not saying that that's now that happened. I think she's single, Yeah I can't. I'm single. I have a lot of boys didn't have as many boyfriends as she would for the world. Like, I mean, I I know hard. Okay, now let's at me in to this. What are some things that you lie about
when you're in a relationship or just generally? What are some things that Jesus take this sip of that? Can't he finished his drink? Now we gotta get him another after that? You're trying to get me, But what do you mean, like, when you're in a relationship, what are
some things that you're apt to lie about? Like little like you're hanging out with your ex, say, and you don't you lie about that to your new boyfriend even though nothing happened, Yeah, and it was a group activity, like even though like I would lie, Like if I'm hanging around my ex, I would say, oh, I didn't invite him, but there's a big chance that I did invite him, right, I would lie about what? Can't the biggest the second biggest lie? That's my friend. You know
you don't know him. No, I didn't invite him, but it's not what you bewhere, can't What are some things you about when you're in a relationship? Everything? No, No, I don't lie about it? Do you ever lying and say I love you oops, to my partner, to the others, just to anybody, to the others, you know what you want to something. As of lately, I find myself not doing that as much, but to the people that not as much. She said, like, if she says that, you might just say it back. No, no, no, no, lately
I haven't been doing that. I'll be honest with you. What's my response, thank you, thanks for coming out, God, bless you, good night. Oh no, no emojis, because it's usually as the crown emoji bless up major key, I love you. I can at least like send a heart back listen. That's like that's just like saying I love you too. That's just like actually saying it is sending an emoji. I needed emoji dictionary. Goddamnit, you got actually meanings, so certainly I can't. Well, so, what are some other
things that you in the relationship? Like if she says, um, the food was good, I'm playing with you. No no, no, no, no no, you have a fake coming about that. You have a fake coming. Yes, I have done that once once in my life. What did you do on there to make it? Think like that he had seen it come out. First of all, when you're in the condom. When you're in the condom, you can think anything condom.
I really appreciate what made you fake it? You just knew it wasn't gonna happen, or it just wasn't going to happen. It wasn't. How do you think do you speed up before the actual fake climax? Like, because this thing, speed up is real. This is the thing, and this and this was the this was this was the old me. I used to do that to try to satisfy Like, yeah, yeah, now it's just like it is what it is. You know, if you come twice and I don't come at all,
don't worry about it. It's a charity case runs a charity case. Don't worry about it, of course. And you know you want to know something though I'm not gonna see him that you're she comes two times for I don't it really be stressful? Man? Like it really be stressful? Yeah, because you know all the men in the room can attest it is you know, this is an honest when it when you win it and you really in it and you have me your way and your sold just
trying to go to war. Right now, you kind of slow down and kissing the mouth a little bit, a little titty little something. But when it's time to go, it's time to go. I feel like kissing makes guys
come faster. No no, no no no no no no no no no. Nothing makes a guy come faster than a If this is the first time he's seen her naked, be if he's been fantasizing about it anyway, See if she's so bad and d if it's wet and warm and it feels and it sounds like macaroni and cheese when you wanted out of it, and she's importing on it by keeggling it up. As long as she kiggling it up. You know, what are the things you like about g I had a lot in a very long time,
but in the past. But it's some things that you would like about when you coming. I think for a lot of a lot of women to know. I was going to say that that is something that I lie about, and relationships I lie in. I can I can be in love with somebody and they not be so great and bad. So that's something that I lie about because I think, Um, I'm very theatrical. When I'm having sex, it's um, it's always like always so good. Oh that's so good, and I'll be lying and wouldn't really be
that good? Michelle, what do you think about laying about I just don't believe it because you're never gonna get to the orgasm you're blind. But what if you normally orgasm and this time you get it? Well, I've gotten why? Really? I think that with orgasms, it's one of those situations where a lot of different things can like keep people
from orgasm. NG like you're thinking about your phone bill or you got something else which can no, it can't listen, don't act like you have not been having sex and you really wanted to be into it, but something had your mind distracted, like my show about to start, head, hurry up exactly whatever, whatever, But then I got I
sometimes think I gotta get that paper. I sometimes think men kind of speed through the four play and it takes women, Like during the sexual response cycle, it takes women a lot longer to get to like the plateau phase than it does men. Men can get to that phase right before um orgasm. I don't know. They go through excitement like anywhere from like two to five minutes, whereas women take anywhere from ten to fifteen minutes to
get to the plateau. So during the sexual response cycle, you have excitement, you have plateau, you have orgasmic and then you have or orgasm, then you have resolution. Women can go resolution resolution, So like women can go from excitement to plateau and then bounce from orgasm to plateau multiple times, so we'll like shoot up and then we'll where men can only go up from excitement to plateau to orgasm to resolution because they have to hide. What is that? That's what I like to call my emoji
for the refractor period. That's a period after they ejaculate, their their penis will not get hard for a certain amount of time. The older you get, the longer that time is. So you're gonna busting that you got time. You should still be quick. You had long after how many times can you go in a row? You need like a good ten fifteen minutes. Don't you too long? Okay, so sucking for like five seven minutes? Right? The best guys of the guys that get hard right away afternoon,
I've had one experience. I'll tell you this. There's only one experience in my whole life, that period since I've been on earth, like a man who can't get hard. So eat your experience, one experience. Take me back there when I'm ripping, I'm ripping, ripping, ripping, and then here it comes where that was the only time that's ever happened. So your refractor period was like it wasn't I'm back in. I mean seconds like there are like the younger you are,
the shorter that time span is. The older you get, the longer it is, and that something special going on. No, it was just an incredible payoff. I got it ride this way it was waving. Did didn't take you a long time to come the second time? I wasn't quick, Yeah, because it's pretty sensitive. The second time it always takes longer. But that's what I go by. That's why I like sometimes getting hit. So I come and then oh yeah, because you last come a little bit and then you can.
But coch Ring's work wonders, So tell me about that. I'm not. But that's the best when you um, when you make them calm on your mouth and dan you let him suck you. He's gonna last long. I last longer. You come with your mouth back me, like back and go for a while, not not me. If you make me come first, I'm like waiting for it to be over and like Tom and me quick because I'm tired. I want to go to sleep. No, I'm not rude
like that. That's how I feel. After I get my pussy and I just want to I want to get for a second, and then I just want to go to sleep. That's because your your click tourist is on fire. That's it. It's not an insult. There's five thousand nerve endings in a little tiny space. It needs a break. Yeah, it's a break. It happens. Imagine if you did that, you come from him and you can't and then you don't like, don't touch me, don't touch me, don't know where I just won't make me, don't kiss me, don't
touch even break, don't touch me at all. My badge needs a break. They can make good your screening screams on. You wanted to calm for human, you get screamed, no, no, no. The best thing is when my guys about to come, he's like, you're gonna make me come, and then you just stop and you just shut out. And then I just you stopped for a moment and then start kiggling
on aunt number. That is true though, but it is great with if a guy can each you about make you come and then and then put it in right away. I mean he's got to do it immediately, but you're closer to squirting once you get to that. Like, if you're looking to try to experience that squirting level, first of all, please empty your bladder prior to sex. If you'd like to experiment with squirting, let's not have nothing worst and having sex and having a pea while you're
having said oh lord or no worse. You had to short to stop sucking because after I came, because she was about to get something exactly do you do you know why you were like, please stop now because you probably had to use the restroom prior to her starting the blow job. But the thing about the penis right, this is super super interesting. So the urethra is what
lets out semen and what lets out urine. There is a valve that shuts kind of the door when the penis gets erect, so urine cannot physically come out when you are erect. And if you do try to urinate while you're erect. The pea goes everywhere because men have no control over pretty much, it's just spraying everywhere. So you held it so long, but right after they just hold it down though, Yeah, well you hold it. It's hard. Yeah,
there's two things. If you're a guy and it's hard and you gotta piss and you end up urinating, you have to hold it down to control the twin serpent. You gotta hold it from top with a little vani
base base. If you're sitting on the toilet, and why would you be sitting on the toilet, peine, No, if you're sitting on the toilet, you should be sitting on the toilet only when they're hard, right, if you're hard on the toilet, which a lot of times, you know guys, you know when they do number two, we get hardtause you get hard. While I don't think, first of all, as a sexology, gonna say this, I don't necessarily feel like people should speak for all all people when they're
taking dumps. Let's be very kind. That is not they don't want to. When I am studied the body, I have a question for the world. Now that's something. How do you how do you feel about ladies. How do y'all feel about the guys who sit down and pee? I'm okay with guys sitting down and peeing. I don't know how to about getting erections. What do you think That's what I have issue. I don't think guys should sit down and pee. And I don't think when they peered a year, you know, they should tuck their T
shirt underneath their chin. Does here funny? I don't think they should. When I was teaching my son the party, and when I was teaching my son the party, I remember like as being so like strict about that you cannot pee sitting down, and he was fine with it. But I remember like being like, oh, he's just a baby, he could do that, and everybody being like, no, he can never do that. I've never seen a guy pee sitting down. I have. I was busy. I dated a guy. My first love was a guy who sat in pete.
He's rich with a wife and a beautiful house in the bay. And does that mean your penis is smaller? Big? No? I mean it's first of all, it's a weird thing to do. I think it's weird for guys to piece. I know somebody that like stuck on the toilet because they was drunk and they dick was in the water. Just like, get your dick the water, get your dick. And this person had a really big dick and it was long and it was in the in the shitty water, and I was like, get your dick off the water.
That is not getting sucked. Whatever, fucking bambo you're dick in that fucking you better dirty up, put a rank claud that before you piss. You just had to take it. It's almost as bad as I get in the rection when I poop. That's not bad, man. I didn't say it was bad. Had to be very clear. That's a little I'm not saying you do that. I'm just saying that that is very different than people just you know,
I have had individuals. But he was like knocked out drunk, so maybe he didn't understand that his dick was in the water. The yes, my question why I ended up in the bathroom because I had to go save him because he had been in the bad hours. So when the ship was touching his cock, did he think he was, you know, playing swords with another man or about to do dep Is that what he thought is he was sword fighting in the toilet with the with the don't
he wasn't not coherent. He was like out of it, drop like like out of it, out of it, out of it. Now we've moved on to golden showers, and yes, how do y'all feel about the golden Well, it's safe. That's something I've never doned logically saved. The only time I would do it is if a jellyfish bait me. Well, that you should let someone be on you because that would take the steam out. However, no, I've only gotten peed on by an infant. Sorry, I'm not getting pete.
All right, what about No, your boyfriend, you don't even peet the grain? Even funny? But they think I've never done it, But I would do it only two ways. Like the guy has to be really clean. I know what his diet is like, because I don't want smelly pee on me. And you know, when you eat bad, you're piecing. You could eat a spar and not like pineapples would happen to be like in the shower and maybe we were drinking a lot of water and it's gonna come out really clear. Well that's cool, right, but
you're in a s But it would have. I wouldn't people do? My god, I was watching porn the other day and y'all know, I like, really nasty, asked porn. Yes we don't we all? Oh my god, I'm gonna tell you. This guy was peeing in this girl's mouth. That's fine, it's totally safe. It's really totally safe. She said, she's in the glass and somebody drank it before. It's safe. You can you can't. I was like, Okay, I'm a
weirdo because I was like, wow, shot glass. I was like, I heard, we're way crazier stories like they asked, you can and let me drink it? Yeah? Absolutely, Wow. I would do that with with you would drink I would. Actually, I've squirted with in a couple of niggers and they love it. I think they're so nasty. I'm like that. I would drink her cream, not her squirk. First of all, and squirt is not piss and chemically, the chemical compounds of squirt are similar to urine. However, it is not urine.
It changes in consistency, smell, color, thickness, and variation during the different times of a woman's menstrual cycle and the menstrual cycle as we know, it's twenty days. For seven days is actual period, but the full on like ovulation
and all that happy jazz about thirty one days. So your squirt or your female ejaculate can change in consistency, and I know that's true, but it's not necessarily pet And if it was, p P is totally sterile because there cannot I didn't know this, but a woman worth the sexual There are certain times, there's certain times in my cycle right right that I would be squirting all week. I'll be squirting for days and then I just come
and it's just there's no squirt. The squirting days are probably days that you are highly fertile because during your ovulation knew that. I didn't know that. You get super wet, right, and you're because what's happening is is your body is trying to prepare the vagina and the cervix to allow a beautiful flow for that sperm to come up into the cervix, go beyond the cervic swim through the uterus up into the fallopian two, which is like an oasis for sperm, and that is where the egg fertilizes. The
sperm is in the fallopian tube. Then it will float down into the uterus and implant itself into the uterine. Wrong, but it's hell getting through that pussy though. Let me tell you that is like a war zone. He was saying, go to war. As soon as sperm ejaculates into your vagina, your vagina starts killing it. Really, Oh my god, it's killing it like crazy. Three million sperms just popped off in your pussy and one makes it like that vagina want to get pregnant. It's killing it, it's killing all.
Your immune system is like, what is this foreign invader? We're gonna kill him all and then let it. There's a good number of then sperm. He should come and sign a woman's vagina unless they're trying to get her pregnant. You're absolutely right, I don't think because many times if you go by the rhythm and the method, yep, you can. You can totally not in vagina. There's only like eight
hour period in which an egg is viable. Like an egg will die within twelve to twenty four hours of it being released from the over the ovary, right, so the ovum is released, which, by the way, this is super interesting and kind of nerdy. Did you know that the ovary sacks that hold over them are not necessarily attached to the Philippian tube, so the only is kind of free floating for like a couple of hours, and then the body just knows to suck it up into
the fallopian tube and send it down the hatch. Do so? Do you pull out? Can't all the time? Or do you sometimes? Just if it's with that designated person. No, feel good when you don't put out. You don't be worried ever, you ever get worried right after when you didn't pull out. Nah, but you know when it's with other selected partners. I like to pull out anyway, because I'm coming somewhere. I don't pull out. No, I'm pulling out with the condom and pulling it off, and I'm
I'm yeah, he's somewhere, he said, I'm hosing somewhere. Number one spot to hose on the face. I want to I want to see it on your chair. I want to under your nose and your nostrils. I was doing it one time, right, This was totally accidents doing it, you know whatever in the groove in the pocket and I pull out. I meant to shoot it on her stomach. Well, it got to her eye. See we just talked about that. It's inevitable. Can she still see? You're gonna get it
in your eye. You're gonna have to watch somebody's kids one days, gonna have to have the baby. But not you're come on now, your gam mites. I watched kids special. Now let me ask you this, ladies, if you had your man's phone for a day, say he got arrested or something, you had his phone for a day, would you go through it. I wouldn't go through it because I don't want him going through my phone. I like that. I wouldn't go through it because I don't need to
look for what I already know I'm gonna find. What if it keeps going off? If you wouldn't feel so tempted? Well, it's the answering. I may answer, Hello, I'm about to say, I might answer, what if this is all kind of text messages coming through? You don't want to see? Listen? All I know? Is it nothingout lying? I may take a small peek, but I wouldn't anything I find. I wouldn't I want to complain or be mad about, you know, outwardly,
I would just keep it in the inside. It would still be that it's gonna be like, oh, so let me see your phone, and I'm gonna be like, you know, I'd be like, let me see when the last time I went to jail was No, I don't need to show you my phone. One and too, it's not his public defender. So and if none of them girls is about to give him no money on bail, we don't need to even hear your calls. You the man would be if he got locked up and you had his phone,
it's over. He'd been waving in jail thinking about that the whole time. So you wouldn't check it, Michelle, even though the kids going off, Really, even in that bit she was talking to him about that was harassing him, was texting him, you still wouldn't check it. Okay, again, I think we need to remind everyone here and all the listeners that I have been single for so long.
I'm not really sure I remember what that is. But the one time I did date someone that went to jail, or I mean I had a friend who dated someone who went to jail, she told me she didn't check that phone because she wasn't really ready to pay them bills. From all his other baby mamas. He never told him I mean her about it's easy. Would you check it? I believe that. I believe that check it. I know it's a hard one. I think it depends, like if if we were having issues, it's the only reason I
would do it. I don't think you should check somebody's phone unless you're ready to leave them based on what you find. If you know you're gonna stay, then don't buy the checking it. Why do you need to know? But if you say, if I find something in here and it's going to affect our relationship and I might leave you, then check it. If you're gonna stay and be mad about what you found, what's the point. But if you're like, I'm on the brink, I don't know
what's going on, I'm not sure, then check it. That would be Then make it. If I might find something I can't like, run back and be like, but how could you now? We just hold onto it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Relationship work when you holding onto something the right to something. Now can't Would you check your girl's phone? Say? If you have, you know I've done it before. I've checked your phone before. Do you find anything bounced made me very upset, But it wasn't as
far as a picture or nothing like that. Sund crazy. If I say that you're number one, you're really number one. I don't give a fun Who else I stick my dickad your number one? No, no, nonna be honest, your number one. And if I like and if I feel like you're having a slight conversation, I don't give a funk. If you know the nigga for your mom the stomach,
it's certain. I don't mind you talking. But there's certain types of conversations you just you like, you don't need to meet up with nobody to go to lunch, You don't need to meet up, you don't need listen. But you see that at the level of cheating, that's what's the level. It's a fool's cheating. Wait a minute, Yeah, you know you thought out for a meal, anything, anything
that your guy's gonna get your your partner upset. It's a form of if you yeah, then you need a new you know you know as a man, No, I'm not gonna lie. I learned to find a balance, you know, knowing that you know I do what I do and she you know she's really she really don't desire of the dudes, you know what I mean. So it's like I stopped going. That's a game though. That's what I sell every every time I'm in a relationship. I don't anybody. You're the only man in the world's game because of
the plan. But she, you know, she knows you guys have the same plan. She knows him. I keep it honest with her. I tell her if she wants to know, I tell her that's the problem. She's not going to. But if she did, yeah, it's not happening. What if she's like, I'm tired of this ship, I need you to stop, and takes that disrespect for her, because I think that's the worst thing. When you cheat with another chick or you're doing whatever within the chick and she's
disrespectful to your main chick. That's different. Now, let me tell you I have a conversation with the other prospects. I hope you would check of it. No, no, no, no, no. It's called preach. I have a pre checking system, have a pre checking system for the prospects. It's called I respect you, you respect me. I don't do all that other ship, but your partner is an extension of you. Correct, of course, So you got to be like, listen, that's
what I'm meaning. I don't do all that shot. This is what it atizer, this is what it ain't with us, right, and let me know now because if later I found out find out that you can't handle this type of situation and you do some ship that showed me that I'm really going to go bad on you. She has sleepovers with other women. Yeah, polyamorous relationships are so complex. Hey, mine is happy. I mean I think basically everything we're talking about, I just want to put a name to it.
What we're talking about it, and that's the problem. It's never I mean, there is no problem. It's it's polyamorism. Whether you want to call it sister wise the name or I don't think it does. I think the situations complicates. No, no, no, no, the situation is don't come it does. The name complication comes with a certain description of what is expected that it should be. That's where each your name comes with. When you have a situation and it's your own situation,
you don't have time to worry about that name. Ship. It's called Kent and whoever else I'm involved with. It's called you else you're involved with? Now? What if she spends way more time with this at the tick than she does with you because you're on the road traveling. Oops. Yeah, you don't like polyamorism so much? Now, Oh, I love it, I love it, I love it. I love it. At least she ain't at home idol idol? What if the other tickets like, I need you to suck me and
my man? Now, since I've done you this favorite, it's called do you want your man in the dirt? Do you want him? Do you want your man to disappear? Would you do dp? Is the real penetration? Yeah? Would you slap balls with another nigger? I've done that before. That was about with my lady. I haven't done that with my leaves. Tell me you wanted a girl at the same time as a week man. I need to know about this. We've done. I've done that. So you're nuts.
Have touched a man's nuts? No? No, no, what was it? What was the positioning? Thank you, Angela? She was hitting my head. She was giving me head, and my partner here was hitting it from the back. That's not that's hold on, hold on, dick and asked at the same time, I haven't done that. That's just like Ana, I mean, but you're still penetrating her mouth. Yeah, no, we dick in the booty, dick in the pussy at right damn time.
He was rubbing nuts. I haven't rubbed. I'm trying to go No, I haven't rubbed nuts, having because I'm not gonna lie. I have seen a DP porn once, maybe twice, maybe three, and I have always wondered, right from somebody who really looks at like the anatomy, First of all, I want to know where all that meat goes. Second of all, I want to really understand a man whose nuts rub against another man's nuts to get in. I
know a guy. Listen, I know a guy who said that he did double penetration with one of his boys, and you can feel his dick. Of course inside, I know they can't because or whatever. I don't. I don't mean to gross anybody out, but it's so thin because there are things called fish julus, and similarly to where you have a baby, it is like that exactly like
so when you have a baby. Sometimes we call it an a psotomy, where exactly where they have to be cut from the vagina to the anus to allow the baby to come out, But then they sell it up really quick, and sometimes they sell it up a little tighter, so ask your obstetrician to give you that second couple of stitches taking act the seventeen. But nonetheless, it is such a thin membrane of skin, like I know that those men one feel their penises rubbing up against each other,
and your nuts are slapping. So I'm not going to judge. Want to man who's done it. Who gets um cut from her vage to her eyes when she's having a baby, it's I haven't had one. Sitness is bad for a couple of days and then the stitches dissolving. Yeah, and your vagina heels super fast like your mouth. A lot of women who get baby member about seventeen when I had my daughter, so I was, but they is way better than you. Actually just tearing like in the psotomy.
They do a surgical cut and then once the baby. Because I was, I don't, I don't like, I don't, I don't do I've never yall no no, no, no no an an listen say no saying how many people say no? Everybody in here is done it. I've never done it. I've done it, I've done it, and I'll do it again. I like that I have studied anal pleasure extensively. Whether or not I've done it is to
be seen. I think that if one is looking to explore anal they should start with anal beads because that can warm you up, or a thumb a little let them, let me, let me lead you with the bowling ball. I do like things in my ass I'm sorry. I don't like things or your asshole. My mind is open, but I just don't like things in my asshole. I don't listen. Ship comes out of there, and then doesn't it feel good to take a pood? But good go
back in my asshole? Well you don't know that because you've never had chick go up in yours, thank you. But I have had people try to stick their finger in my asshole, and I've never really liked it. I been on it first. Yeah, I just don't need a lot of I don't even like they do something. I don't even like my asshole licked. Really, I'm not an asshole person. I like a thumber naise. I don't, I don't. I mean it. Listen, it is what it is. I just don't like it. Like I tried, and it never
could happen. For some people don't like booty sex. But don't yuck someone's young. If you're in the booty sets, enjoy the booty secks. I don't know where you used to love it. You don't love it no more. No, I used to love it when I had a boyfriend whose penis was the size of that Hennessy bottle at the top. Well there's that, well the erect it was about that big. But you would you take another? Would you take another one? Damn right, it ain't my I
can't with the jam own and the booty hole. But I mean, like you have to understand, amal sex comes with a lot of responsibility. I really need well jerzy kola there, so you should try to clean it before and you're gonna have poop on your dick no matter what. Somebody there. But how did the man who's done you know you've had you never had I'll tell you this, I've never had. I've never had someone show someone ship on my dick. No, we didn't say you like the residue.
And then I mean what happens. You listen, let me tell you you have to douche the booty hole. It's not even back out clear. But even if you do, even still happen all the time. It's not even ship. It's just that you have that'sholes. That's why I tell not it's it's shitty juice, it wrecktom fluid? Can we move on? Is womid? That's awful? Emo? All over this room? All right, I'm gone to Michelle Obama hope like, I hope you remember hope. That's yeah, that's why Michelle hope like,
I hope you remember, Hope. Back into your bedroom. Hope you don't want to put it in my booty hole. There's a lot of hope over here. I hope you don't know in my eye. All right, here's my last question for the day. Do you think they're keeping your
relationship private actually makes it last longer? Yes, everybody says yes, I don't have a relationship, and I have, So if anybody want to try to hold just have a relationship, whether or not you want to admit it, it really wasn't anybody who doesn't tell your friends about you, or your or their coworkers or their family. That is not a relationship. But you guys were like going on vacations and stuff. Girl, when is the last time my black
house has been on vacations. I wish your mofo would call me like, hey, let me, let me let me take you, take you down. You can Miami too. Oh, y'all come, everybody go to we go to Miami. Just got back from my I'm so mad I wasn't there. I'm so jealous. I told you we had so much fun you would have a pea and I was here at the aide. I was there for four days. Fact, I just wanted to be here with my I'm always in Miami. M That's my favorite thing about Miami. Topless
speeches and the pool everywhere. Yeah, everyway you can be with town. I know, town town, the whole thing to be free. If men can have their nipples out, why can't Actually in New York women can be. York is equivalent to Miami. In New York, the state law says, wherever a man can go shirtless, a woman can. They
can't even be topples in the strip club here. Stop No, I'm telling you, and I can go to Central Park right now, take my shirt off and my titties could be out, and that's perfectly legal right after we go to Sin City. Right now, So you guys all agree keeping your relationship private? Yeah, I think especially for um, for people who are public figures, you know, people who are working in entertainment, popular people. I think the less people know on the Internet, the longer and the better
your relationship will be. And I also think, um, it's okay, Like when I say keep your private life private, I'm not saying you have to hide it from everyone. I'm saying you hide it from the Internet, you know what I mean. Your family and friends, people you know in real life, they know exactly. People you know in real life, people who know your partner in real life. That's okay. But when you put your business on the internet, you know, you get a lot of trolls, a lot of haters.
There's there's people who are everybody wants to see you, yeah, exactly. People on the Internet. They don't look because they care, they're looking to judge you, you know what I mean. So I just that's my advice. I think that if especially when you're popular. Nah, I used to you know, when things started really speeding up for me. I slowed down for a couple of reasons. Uh. For one, you know, because I have people that wanted out for me. You understand,
they don't want to see me alive. You understand they don't want to see me thrive and be successful. And so the problem is stay always say, the problem is they can use her to get to me. You understand what I'm saying. So I really seek a lot of that that goes into the that goes into the category of family. I really like to leave my family out of a lot of things, just so they're not easily targeted, identified and targeted. A stun in there, though, I wait,
don't do it. The black the black net is real. The dark Internet is real. Don't do it. There are sickos out there. No, you wouldn't even know, Like you want to show off your child, I would think, no, don't even tell them to do Listen. I just want to do a p S A while I'm sitting here, because I know you guys have young people that really appreciate you and listen to you. Like young people these
days are putting themselves on the Internet. They're putting people under eighteen, are putting pictures of themselves online and they don't understand that one that's hitting the dark web and there are pedophiles all over the globe that are sharing that and that are exploiting them. That's one of the main reasons I don't post photos of my child. Yes,
please don't know that. Guys look at me and I have a hundred have seven hundred and eighty thousand people following me just on Instagram, and I know that there's probably at least a hundred thousand pedophiles in there, and there's some sickos in there for sure, more than and you know, I refused to let anybody get a nutt off on a photo of my child, like that's that's weird, but it's real. It happens. Like you know, I don't hide my son from anyone, you know what I mean.
My son is he's a very prominent member in my life, you know. So my close friends and my family do see my son when we share pictures. It's just not I don't think that it's a good place for and I have a son, and especially not from our son, because that's my child. I'm protecting him. But I think daughters, I think women with daughters should be even more careful
people pictures on Facebook. And I really think that this, like as we kind of are kind of coming to a close, I think that this is something we should talk about, especially in our community. You want to post your daughter up making the cute like duck lips and things like that, and you have to understand, like we need to understand that there are people there that that
are praying on those little kids. And you know even when you yeah, you want to, yeah, you want to put your kids up, and I think in the bikini, come on, And I think it's particularly unacceptable for me because there's pictures of me in my bikini on the internet. But but you have that right to put that up because you gotta know. Even but even generally, I just think parents who aren't being sexy on the internet, regular everyday parents needed to wear careful. Keep your page private.
If you have your children on there, don't accept everyone the number of followers that good for your child. Just keep your child to your close friends and family. All right, Well, that's that's it. Everybody keep it private. In my opinion, I mean, you do what you want, but it's safer. You have to understand there are predators out there. Oftentimes we don't recognize how much geo tracking we do. So every time we check into a space, we take pictures
and we track where we are. What we don't understand is how much an individual can find out about you. And just a few clicks, six clicks can connect you back to your teenage daughter who is also your Facebook friend or your Instagram friend, or your this or that, and you're tagged in their photos and you're putting up things about them that are private and that could impact their college applications. And there are people out there that are looking at thought. So be my be mindful, I guess,
and protect your relationship. Yeah, well, I'm glad that you managed to find a situation that works for you with a woman that loves other women and foot fetish time and foot fetishes and a little separate from that. All right, Well, I appreciate you for coming through, of course, but should help our special guest sexpert hosts anytime I got you boom but a right and can't Jones thank you so much.
As that first time sitting with you, we learned lad about your nasty yestyo fetish your feet you like you know so like Yeah, he looked. You know, I hear a lot of guys talk about it. I heard a lot of guys talk about it. Look at your friends, and you should. I'm not sure how it is you don't look at them because I like it. I haven't. I haven't had it. I haven't had it. I could tell your line. I have friends that had it. Though. For sure, my friend I have friends in my bad
he liked it. I'd't gonna put him out there. Who it is. I have friends that had no. No, no, no, I have friends that had it, and they said it's incredible. But if you like the girl to play with your balls with her feet, you know they're the ays is really close. I thought that you might like fingers in your eyes. No, that's what we spoke about. Paper. No, we guess the table, but balls. But you know what the dick in the balls is. What she's really doing
is she's massaging your prostate. She's massaging the top part of my dickhead, the dickhead. But really, I bet she was a little deeper and started rubbing that paranea that. I'm sorry, that's so inappropriate professional my academic background is now, I'm sorry. All right, Well, let us know when you try it. Lets you try. When you try I don't like you don't like it. I tried it. That's how I know I don't like it. Yeah, if you won't know you don't like it, I'll tell you try it.
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