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Episode 365: The Late Bloomer (Feat. Bill Bellamy)

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Comedian/Actor, Bill Bellamy joins the ladies of Lip Service this week to promote his latest stand up special "I Want My Life Back." Bill breaks down why women are better players than men, why he was so protective of his image during his MTV days, inventing the term 'booty call,' and much more. Enjoy!

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West up his lip service. I'm Angela Yee, I'm g Maguire, I'm Stephan in Santiago, I'm Laura Maura. And Bill me like like I need to be on some sexy stuff in here. I'm like in here with all these beautiful women and they drunk already, That's what I'm saying, Like I just had a sip, y'all. Don't jumped out on your board. Bill can drink though. I've seen him in Brooklyn and the Grille, and he was I kept giving

him the whole bottle trying to wear me out. I was like, yo, was she's working for the fett, Like, yo, what's going on? She was like you, but she's doing cute like bell one more stop playing. You had plantings, but it wasn't just you know, like you know that

we went to the Caribbean. You get the jerk chicken, the rice and piece and the and then look we always As a matter of fact, I think Danielle got so drunk that night that he actually afterward came to my house and made eggs, but there was not really a lot of things to put in it, so he took some fried rice that was left over and put him in the eggs egg fried rice. Yeah, that's gonna lie. It tasted all right, and the rice was kind of crunchy because you know that's we are Puerto Ricans called

that bag out. The rice is like the it's burnt is still good. So it's delicious, like all the flavors and that right. You know when you cook the pot of rice, we you know, we make it in the old looking PoTA moose subpots. Yeah, it's like it's like the first pot that was ever created by the it's not burnt, so the rice is not burnt. What they do in the pot cooking and the pot but not you cook it rice. You're not supposed to, you know,

turn all the rice. They're supposed to be across the layoff rice to have a good race, you know, the middle part and you get to the bag, the part that stuck to the pants to the pot. Can you

cut out? You can't. Yeah. I learned how to doing COVID because it was just like like got like serious, like going online, going on the Food Network and how to make shrimp, how to make cherk chicken, how to make yeah, like you know, do uh I like doing stuff with like vegetables like Brussels sprouts and Colleague flower and stuff like that. Like I try. I mostly eat healthy, but doing COVID, like you gotta eat Like yo, I'm like, I can't just eat chicken every day. Let's flip this on.

I'm salmon, We're gonna do beef and we go wait, yeah, I have fun before that. What were you doing like when it comes? I was just doing mostly easy stuff like grilled chicken, hot dogs, hamburgers. But doing COVID it was just like in California there was no indoor dining and stuff, and I was like, maybe I could just learn some stuff. And then I learned like one meal, I went and got all the ingredients. Then I was like, yo, this is kind of fly. So I said, let me

see if I can make something else. And then I just kept building my catalog of things that I'm not gonna cook. So actually I like cooking. Now. That's good. Out of necessity, right, it was, no, you had no choice. One are the things that you learned during the pandemic. During the pandemic that we really need each other, like people, like like hugs and what's ub and calling and seeing people eye contact like when you ate your house. I don't care how nice your house is, Like the house

is a jail. Like I was like, yo, I gotta get out of here. Some people walked down the hill, some people in the fens, and even when you see the fence, you know, it's just a little fun out like in l A. Like when places like that, you could have still went like hiking and did things like that, did all of that that. That was one of the things that I keep out of COVID was more walking, hikes and stuff like that with your music, walking the dogs.

You know, more people were doing that because you couldn't go anywhere, So my walks were longer. You walk instead of working walking like thirty minutes, you work an hour in five. Just keep walking. That's a beautiful thing. Yeah, and you clear your mind too. That was one of my favorite parts about living in l A. I was doing. We lived on a hill, so I used to hike the hell every day and I was like one of

my favorite parts. And it's such a clean, fun exercise, especially if it's a hell, and it kept me kept your quads. Yeah, yeah, but look bigger. I noticed that. Yeah, because it's hills. Yeah, you know when I go back from l A to the East Coast, I got really skinny, Like I noticed that it was the hikes keeping my legs and they keep your legs tone right, without being like, oh, I gotta work out for five it doesn't even you feel I mean for like a workout. When I was

done and all sweating and I needed a shower. My favorite framing. That's the place that you don't have to do that one, do you like? Fan, No, I'm not gonna lie. When we hiked the hill that I lived on only yeah, it's my heart and that I was living in the house that we had to get up and do something like nobody could lay around like every day you gotta get up and do some exercise, eat

a healthy breakfast. Like were you always healthy? Yeah? Like I literally honestly, when I was on MTV, I think I started like getting into nutrition, right, So I was like, damn, you know what's up with nutrition? And so I started learning like healthy things to eat, things that were good for the body in my twenties, and I was just like, yo, man, you know blueberries are good. I always ate strawberries and pineapples and stuff like that. I was making before Jomba

juice came around. Like I used to make smoothies back then because I was just like it tastes good. I didn't know that all the stuff I was doing had a billion antioxidants in it. Yeah, you're looking like I didn't know, but I was doing stuff like just I got lucky. I wasn't thinking I didn't. I never ate a lot of fried food, you know what I mean. I always mostly ate big food and fish and chicken and stuff like that. I always did like salads and stuff.

Now I eat my gotta have your aunt fried chicken like now, I don't eat heavy like that. I kind of eat enough. I feel the same way, like I remember you sid want to eat three big pieces of chicken and macaroni and cheese. Now it's like I can't even imagine, like if I try to eat till I'm smulled. You're not supposed to do that. Yeah, we used to be like imagine food coma like it, But that's not

really the right thing. You're supposed to eat until you're you're supposed to wait like half an hour when you're eating and eat. Yes, you're supposed to eat slow. I'm not gonna like Thanksgiving, I realized, like, you know, everybody so white food, and I get there by the times I'm like, damn, I don't even eat it, and I don't really love turkey. Yeah, like thing I've never been like, people get turkey right because dry section, and I always

get the dry section everybody, but this is juicy. And then when I get my piece of ben dry turkeys, juicy as hell. I made sure I inject them in every especially injected, like so while I was cooking, I inject. I take the juice and keep injecting it. And who wants to get pregnant by bailers? Like yeah, they have actual like injectors with the needle, so you just it's cooking.

You take the juice and you injected, and the stars and you know, when I'm cooking a turkey, I'll just take the spoon and you know that like a grease stuck can't win in the pants, and I'll put it all over all over the turkey. I stab it, Yeah, I stab it. And then every stab I put a piece of garbage every stable. And I don't want to put a bot. I put mad water all over the turkey, and I put the seas under the skin and the yeah, and then you leave it for like two days and

then you cook it. Ain't no dryed turkey and smoked turkey when they smoke it and put it in that that that like turkey. That's not only like duck. That my teeth you would love my I make a good as to dry. Yeah, I'm gonna do all that, yeah turkey every time. My cousins people I know, do fry turkey. The Burney house up. You're supposed to supposed that side. You know you have to have like the bag y'all have air friers, right beause I got it. I keep saying I'm gonna get, but I don't eat me anymore.

Wanted for the first cookies you you're gonna be Yeah, you want to cook? I heat it up? Something that I want from them all. You just put him in the air fire and they were so they were soft and crispy and moist and juice. Yeah, comes from the inn fri. I not like Bill Bellamy has gotten a off track of what lip service is about. Talking about cooking. He's saying, it's a lot of ladies and you what did you like to eat after? Like you know you're and your wife running. Do you eat right after? Do

you get hungry after you got to sleep? Do you go to sleep? Do you want a sandwich? A full from just the whole situation already? Sex is sex is to me, sex is a it's a couple of things. Sex is connection. It's a workout and it's five. It just depends on like where you're at with it. Like sometime it could just be physical, like you know, you stressed or whatever. You just work out. That's when you

eat a ham sandwich. You know you need something. Glories At times it could be very you know, sexual and sensual and such and so now you take a knop ll have a glass of wine. The calories during sex, that's insane. That's a lot of sweats. Get it in though, So you you lazy? You probably calories, but abridge how much? Hold on, let me take a look and seeage how many calories burned during sex? Average session should probably be

about seven hundead. I think a man is going to burn more calories than a woman because it didn't and because I feel like if a woman is healthy and fit, it's calories. It says, okay, women burning an average of two hundred and thirteen calories during thirty minutes, while men two hundred and oh no, no, that's during sex is a hundred and one calories from men and just sixty nine from women. The waies. You know why, I'll be sweating because like ye'a'll be taking too long sometimes like

I have like no, I don't listen. I could come three times, but I'm gonna make sure you get choice. Like that's wonderful. But the only thing I don't like is that once you guys get chores, like you know, I need you to keep going it's over. That's the only thing I don't like about when the man. When a man climaxes after that, they usually can't do nothing else.

Can you come back to back without stopping? Girl, you got to get that guy that I'm very care Yeah, you know, some guys stay hard after they come, but but most guys, I know, yeah, they stay hard, but usually they can't come again right away. You gotta get like sometimes I like to hold it like I hold my you know what I'm saying, Like when I'm about I make switch because I like I like the climax when you're climate mixing, because I feel like that's the

best one. We're both climaxing at the same time, so you hold it away and there's this one guy like I held it until he did it, and when he did it, you know, of course, like he had a condom and stuff. So once he did it, like, he pulled out and hen like he felt he knew I wasn't finished, so he pulled out and was eating me up. But that's what I'm saying. You gotta got that condom taste. Yes, yes, and nasty. Hold hold on, hold on, I'm not gonna like that was amazing because it's like I was no

climaxing and I was still like making and mean. I was like, well, the guy hasn't a condom, right, and then he takes it up your sucky dick even though it takes like condom, you know, being dick sucking all the way, I ain't really you ain't really big. Yes, I have coldom for a sucking stand the second, I like a person and I'm here. No, I'm a person who likes condoms. I like having sex for condoms. It makes me feel like I'm not get pregnant. That makes

me happy. Well, so no disease and no no babe, but if you're just myself, I'm not using condoms saying no, I'm just saying if if it's not a deal breaker, taking off the condom and putting it in my mom, it's only gonna say that I would eat and then went that's exactly what she was looking for. The guy who's gonna um and then her pussy. It was I mean, that's never and he did it at the perfect like times.

Is that if a guy does that for a woman, he really cares and you know what he does about well you know what he used to do because it ain't happening more. You get this, But I feel like that's when you want to continue the more sex. Like he came so he's gonna eat my pussy now so he could that is going to turn him on his this guy that you see that, that's a change of the vibe. And I were talking about this in my

house earlier. Sex is about flow, like wherever it flows to you know what I mean, is the best you know, not forcing Oh do this? Do that? Maybe? Like what what's the next move? No? A good flow to me. Sex It's like the dance. If you're a dancer and your partner is a dancer. When you're dancing, you don't have to think about the moves, the moves where you go right, and that's that's energy too, like its connection

is energy vibe. All of that makes it like a three D experience where it's not like just the physical, it's actually spiritual you know, condoms. But if the flow is flowing, I'm pregnant. He just flashbacks from a J. Johnson dancing experience, like the Three Songs, which she said it was like they were dancing, and it sounds really like she said that she had an experience with two men and it was like a dance they would you know each other because and it was like a perfect

dance where everyone was the leader and everyone was following. Yeah, it probably it was the energy was right, you know, she said, moving. And it's probably a great fantasy for her because all the attentions on her fantasy, it was her fifty people weren't crazy. Let me ask you this, So let's talk about some of your stand up. So you were talking about how and I've said this so many times, the beginning of the relationship is the best place.

But you had the beginning of so damn long. I know, like I do like I do jokes based off the things that I've experienced, like and one of the things that I thought why that joke works for people because I always thought about like when you first meet somebody, it is just magical, like you know, nobody is. It's like, oh my god, everything is new, it's fresh. That makes you mad. Nothing makes you mad. You laugh a lot, you know, and if somebody do something wrong your faith,

you do a trip. But then after a while you just be like that's sucked up, you know, and forget to be like forgiving after the beginning. So that's why I wrote the jokes about how beautiful the beginning is. That's why you do fall in love because it's it's almost perfect, like like oh my god, they get me, you know, and the guys like my bowl loved me. She called me like five times, you know, but then like when you've been with her for a while, she called you nine times. Where you at, where you at?

You in the bathroom, will pick it up. Let me hear the bad food flush? Why you never called me while you're face time? And I gotta see you, lie, I gotta see your face. Oh my god, can I tell you all funny story. I want to figure out how to write this as a joke, but I think women are better at being players than men, and women know how to lie for the girls. Women know how to lie better for their girl than dudes know how

to lie. Let me tell you something. They one of my friends when I was younger, right, I had got my first apartment, and so everybody used to stay over my place all the time. We would have like go to the club. Everybody would stay at my house. So she was cheating on her boyfriend. So she had this guy come and pick her up. And so her boyfriend kept calling me like, Yo, where is she? Where is she? And I'm like, um, I was pretending like I was

still sleep. I was like, man, call me back, marverybody sleep. And then I just hung up. And then he popped up in my house and she wasn't there right, and she didn't have a cell phone or anything, and so I was so scared the dude was going to drop her off because he was sitting on my bed looking out the window waiting for her to pull up. So look her. I called her mom and I was like, you gotta like find her, get in touch with her. And then I knew the guy that she was with.

I knew his friend, so I called his friend and I was like, call your boy and tell him. Because the guy pulled up, he left his car in the middle of the street. He got out the car, jumped in and left it in the middle of the street. So I was like, call your boy and tell him, do not drop her off here. Do not. So you know, it's crazy, because it's funny that you said that. What ended up happening was they managed to get in touch with them right when they was coming to my house.

They were almost there, and so she got out and got in a cab and dropped off and he ran down the steps and he swung indoor open, the cab driver and was like right, you know what was going on. And next thing, you know, he apologizing to her because he was like, I just love you so much, and I just she was like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm she made him sleep on the floor in my living room when she slept in my room. And yeah, and he was apologizing. And you see, women are women.

I love your network. Women network is so gangster to me. I've seen these girls do this one time and I said, I do could never do this right. So these girls was partying and stuff, right, it was a bunch of us. It was a bunch of us, like party, and of the girls had that jealous boyfriend and he's like, were you at what you're doing? Girls like she could, she could. We turned up, but we ain't tripping. Why you keep calling? And he had so many and so the one girl

says she's at home. He said, well, I want to hear the dog if you at home? Here the dog and her girls like yeah. He was like, oh is that is that poky? Yeah? Yeah, I gotta figure out how to put that in a movie because that's getting in second. You know what, it sounds like we needed twenty three how to be a player? Women? Y'all gonna be the players? Yeah, I think the women need to

be played the play years. That's at that point. That's the point, like like y'll be thinking, like y'all playing women. But at the end of the day, like you said, let me tell you what this kind of ship we do. Like listen, if you know you're about to go on vacation with a dude, we will take pictures ahead of time and then be like, okay, y'all, everybody gonna post this picture like we're on a trip. I'm gonna text you and you can't post anything else but act like

me on vacation. And then you'll post those like when I tell you women are for you and be like, have a nice weekend and it's Tuesday, Like, bitch, where you going on Tuesday? They tell you have a nice weekend. She already going to world my dude or whatever she called me. You on Tuesday. That's a lot of lead time,

not even Thursday. Remember when you're saying Miami and when he came to Miami and I was like, and I'm with you, okay, So if anything needs you to post, like remember when you came to Miami and I would find a way to get out. I was like, and

it's like you with me and Miami with Laura. Yeah. Yeah, And I could never do the stuff that You'll know why because y'all don't if they do ship and they don't tell their boys that they do, and so then yeah, so then you see the guy, because we know we're too slick to we'd be like, you have fun with that? Want to see if I see him? Since and they always jump ship like this, right, I've seen this a million times. The dude will sell his girl. Yo. I'm with you, yo, I got you, no problem. My man

is on live. Yeah, and they're somewhere they ain't supposed to be, and he's supposed to be in another state. That's why women are cat Men are dogs and ship in the little and they cover their ship. Yea yeah, anyway, I go, yeah, that might be a good one too. I love that, and guys would die because I think what would be hilarious for men to realize just how we're not equipped to play And you just said women are the players these days you have to learn. I

don't think. I also don't want to believe that women cheat because like women were like I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna do my research, imna investigating guys be like know what women do? Women do what they want to do, but they just in my opinion, I think women are not as clumsy or just so spurred the moment kind

of like I'm gonna do something stupid. Like I think women are more calculating, were more respectful towards your feelings and your emotions, because like I don't want to hide I just don't want to hurt chipping, and I want to make sure because I do believe you could be in a relationship and love that person being loved. And sometimes chemistry is chemistry. Things happen a lot of times when people cheat. Is just like you don't go out

saying I'm gonna cheat today. You know, I really go out when they cheat and say I'm going to cheat. Usually when women cheat is a guy that cheating. I cheating isn't cheating. We cheat for a reason, Like we don't just cheat to cheat, man just cheating because I mean, I couldn't feel like I did my cheating and my younger relationships. And now it's like if you give me the desire that I need to fun with somebody else, I'm just I'm not interested. My idea. My attention span

is really short. I can I can only talk to about four or five people per day. So and that's including my friends. Today, everybody's calling my mon saking nobody. I don't really have time to cheat, but I will say when I was young, it's just too much and I had time. I did. I remember I cheating one time so bad. I had to be like, all right, you got it. Because if they if we get caught, guys will be like, I don't care if you walk in. They'll try to come up with an excuse or explanation.

Yeah it wasn't me, that's man for sure. But I agree with you women. When we get caught, we're like, all right, he got it, you got it, you got me, you do you? But no, that's not what you didn't see, Like the distress back, like I see you doing this, and so why are you gonna act like you're not I'm watching you. I'm sitting right here and you're one of my boys. Got got a situation that was so unbelievable. I could not believe he's still allowed to this day.

He was he was supposed to be away or whatever, because he walked in on this in this banana story. I'm not gonna say no names, but it's an unbelievable story. So he had just bought a house with this chick. They was like they on their way or what they love love Supposedly, everything's good, get a dog, blah blah blah. You know it's it's the tream. You know what you pray for out of know where he whatever? He was supposed to be. He doubles back home and he comes

up the stairs and he knows somebody is in the house. Yes, right, so so so he goes up the stairs. He's hearing things going on, and what happened? How crazy is He turns the corner. There's a dude in there with his girl with his robe on. Oh my guy in his house shoes busy, like really turning up. That's nasty, mean, yo,

my man. I mean they and everything was yo. But it was just like he just couldn't believe that it was really happening, like like this is surreal, he said, for the first couple of seconds, he thought it was a movie, Like it's impossible. You please tell me. Cut. First of all, I believe in cry my passion, so I would never put everybody right. You look like you got a real mean, temporary right now. I'm going straight, said there like due like a mud and left like

I don't. But then again, let me not say, because you never know. In that moment, what did he do? Like what they up? What I'm saying like, in that moment, it was crazy. Was the dude wasn't even like the dude wasn't even like, yo, my bad or whatever. He was like, Yo, man, what you're doing say that. I'm telling you you ain't supposed to be here. It would have said if he would have got his as beat too, and then can you try he's driving a f for having that man stuff on. It's one thing that you

and you guys doing too much. It's like it's this that's much like you get thrown off the window. Yeah, like what she coped and pleaded, God, I'm so sorry. Oh God, was going to commuted. She thought he was going to the triangle not coming back. He was gonna, like you know, sometimes things they're very, very harsh to deal with. What y'all just made me think of that? I was like, yeah, because I remember him being so heartbroking.

It was like somebody that he thought would never do that, you know, And yeah, you would never be with somebody about a house with him if you think he paces in the world and best, yeah, tell us you did. He tried to work it out for a little while. No, No, it was impossible. You can't come back from that. How was how was his trust so after that situation, how long before he ever got back? And how was this? Because that's traumatizing, man, imagine you know how long it took.

But I remember like hanging out with him afterwards, and I was in disbelief. I never heard a guy tell me something that you could feel it in his voice hot, and so I was kind of like, god, man, what happened. He was like, I don't know, b he was drinking. He was drinking like he would be drinking like that, like it was a sprint. I need to drink for alright,

I need to drink for him. Now was this biggie I got a story to tell or yeah, but it was very don't like that make you be like, I'm glad I got out that ship like he got married. The more grateful I am to be alone like good, because that cannot be me. I agreed, Like if I walked in on my man and he's sucking somebody and she's like, whereing my my, I'm going I'm gonna look at them, I'm gonna go straight for the gun and I'm shooting. Shut up, I shooting shooting stuff in the

crib that don't have nothing to do with it. TV. You you were never wild. Why do you think that is? Because you, I mean, coming up in the business like and from knowing you're working at MTV and like you was the man. Like I was coming up like in the game, you knew everybody, everybody, every artist was coming through, everybody. It was a lot of beautiful girls, young and crazy. But I always was like, I don't want to lose my job, like I was like, because I knew how

important it was for me to be there. And I always felt like, yo, I'm trying to represent my co You're so strong. I want to make no mistakes because not a lot of black guys are getting this shot. So I was like, yo, I was protective of my spot and I'm being honest with y'all. I'm just like, yo, man, I can't funk this ship up. So I was always like leary about eating. You know what they say, you know where you eat. It's like a lot of women was like, yo, Bill, come hang out. You know Bill,

won't you come through? And I'm gonna come through, but I'm gonna leave. I was like, because there was a lot of opportunities, I'll be honest with you that I could have pretty much had. It was like it was a layup. But I was just like, it's just gonna come back in some weird way and my job and then I'm looking crazy and we didn't have no social media back from industry was this big industry was dead. You only two phone calls away from oh yo, you

hooked up with Who. So that was like, if you stay within the record industry, you was going to get found out because there's only so many bad chicks. It's only so many dudes that's like got that money. And it was like it was it was like a small circle special in everybody. Everybody knew me, so any move

that it was weird was gonna get exploited. If I'm mentally glad you made those decisions because like all the stuff that's coming out now in that time, because I remember back in the day when super Head dropped that book, right, I was just like, I'm so happy. I didn't like it wasn't anybody universe. Like the funny thing about Superhead was I heard about superhad like like before the book, like I heard like like I was hearing cats say

these things. You know this just blah blah blah, it's amazing, And I was just like who, And I kept hearing I always said who, but I never knew the face. I always heard about, you know, the scenarios of different people blah blah blah blah blah. And so cut to fifteen twenty years later, I'm like, like, because Casse was house was getting blown up. What was the craziest proposition you ever had? That somebody was like, you know, let's do like something crazy that somebody suggested. I got to

say that for the book. But but my book will be out in April you'll find out. But listen, I had quite a few opportunities that were like presented to me that I was kind of like, I don't even know, like like like I could feel the energy, like you could tell when a woman like you, right, if you could tell you know when um it's schools like they go I like you, but it's a it's a soft like you. It's almost like hey, like like a right, And then you can say what's up and she's like,

I don't know, like, oh, ship, because you're famous. I'm famous now what you know what I'm saying. I'm like wow, because the thing about women to me that are famous, it's very few dudes that they are attracted to. So so what happens is it's almost a catch. Twenty two for a famous woman, she don't want to be with no like regular cat. She's attracted to another star or another dude with that energy that she got because she's like an alpha to be kind of stars and female.

That mean to me, you're alpha female, You're going to be attracted to another alpha. But sometimes it's kind of difficult because both of you are like lions, you know, and so how do you maneuver? Like that's why I feel like a person like j Lo, you know, I'm just thinking off the top of my head, has had such difficulty in romance because she's in alpha, so she's attracted to other alphas, but sometimes it's hard to kind of like you know, when you're when you're famous and

you're successful, you think it gives you the power. Oh, she can have for whatever she wants, but it's hard to Like it's even harder because like Rihanna, you know Rihanna, we don't know how many she might have had a lot of relationships we didn't know about. But like to me from the outside looking in, I mean, she looks happy right now, but that's a long road she had

to do a couple of days. That's what I'm saying the relationship like what's what good is all the money and all the fame and nobody to share it with, Like you would like somebody in your life that understands you and that you wanted to her stuff with, right, But I feel like she could have did that. She just chose not to because really, like if you think about her and Asad Rocky dated previously and then I got not together, the same thing with Jaylo. She was

with Ben Affleck twenty years ago. And I think it's the timing too. It's like, you know what I'm saying, it's the timing. Is the space you are as a person individual is the space that that person is in as well? Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like there's a and Jaylo are meant to be. She just needed to have those little Puerto Rican kids with Mark Anthony

just to make the world right right for me. But you know, for me before I got married, like I was, you know, at every party, I was meeting the most beautiful and you know, nice and sometimes crazy girls, you know what I'm saying, And I was like nervous. I'll be honest with you. I was just nervous to make a mistake because I just always knew that black guys

don't get a second chance. So I was always kind of like, I feel like the whole culture with I feel like the whole culture needed me, And I was like, ye, this year, sho was like I was putting so many Cats on. I was getting Cats from gold to platinum. You don't understand. Cats don't know my contribution to the game. Like Cats was not getting the platinum without me. There's no way you was selling them records to that level unless you came through MTV and my show was the one.

If it was on my show and they played your video five times to day you out of here. You said. Everybody knew it too, like cats knew it. Was like it was like being on everything be thank you God, please yo. You know what any platinum diamond plaques I got at my house from artists Little k m Ussher Janet, Like if the list goes on red Hot Chili Peppers. I got all these plaques. They don't give them out no more. They would be like, thank you for your contributorship.

And you got on a little come on you remember this is back in the day. Cast don't know that what you were saying like this was nervous and maybe that was a good thing. People offer you drugs a lot, like people. People. This is the funniest thing. I hope I don't get in trouble when I say this. The first time I ever had a contact high in my life was from the Brad Brad Square you. And this is where we was doing. We was doing an one for the money, Get you go, I'm gonna get to you.

We're doing a video shoot. Was giving it. We're doing to give it to you video shoot in Atlanta. Biggie the Tupac and Big It's friends at this time. We're in Atlanta. Marries in the video. Go back and look at the video. Everybody is in this video. And we shoot this at a Vandy holder Field's house and keeping and Brad It's like, yo, Bell, you too square, what's wrong with you? And this is the first time I've seen a Philly blunt like. They was rolling they I'm like,

why are you taking all the tobacco? Shut up? She was, well, it's just doing like this and stuff. She rolled it. I didn't even know what it was. I was like, why is you taking? Was like She's like, Bill, you gotta get hot. I was like, no, I don't want to get hot. So she did. She rolled the blunt smoked and they went and blue it in my face and I was sitting there dizzy, and that was that was my That was my first. I was in Atlanta. She had that we two chains to be talking about

and the super y'all was in Atlanta. Like yeah, see back then, like this was so you would have went to jail for that. Remember the guys on my block, they used to go to jail for the whole weekend for smoking the blood the block, just one blood. I was in trailer. I can make this up. I'm in the trailer. I want to believe. Well, I know it was Tupac and Big, and then I forget Stretch might

have been alive at that time. All of us is in this trailer because it's just waiting for the cameras, and I think Dave, Dave I can't think of Dave Nelson was Dave Nelson was the director of that video. And I never forget watching this. I can see it in my head right now, Big and like me and you sitting here, Big and Tupac rolling they blunts up

together like best of friends. Like this, Like I was just like crazy and they're doing like this and they're doing like that, and I'm like, Yo, these cats is like mad friends. Like I would have never thought turned out in that trailer. In that moment, I was like, Yo, these dudes is like brothers or whatever. I would have never seen that. Maybe not even three years later, it would be completely different. What do you think your life was going to be? Like, you're from newhek. You went, yes, right,

that's in westerns Now. You know my parents live in southn Go. Yeah, you think you were going to do in life? Um, Initially I was going to work in finance. I wanted to work on Long Street initially, and so when I was in school, I studied economics and marketing and I was like, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get out of school graduate, and then I'm gonna probably figure out how to get into finance because I always was, you know, intrigued by money and how

things worked and stuff. So I took the economics classes to understand different things. It took a bunch of finance classes so that I I thought that was gonna be my thing. But then I stumbled on like being funny at college and I was like, Yo, this ship funniest hell, Like this is fun though, like just talking Yo. I was like yo, I just loved it. Then I was doing like hosting shows at school, talent shows and stuff. And then everybody at my college at Rutgers was like yo,

Bill bella me funny as hell. Then I was like, oh shoot, I'm being comed in. And one thing led to another thing here, So I said, forget that big check, my big my first big check was MPTV paid really well back then they paid me. I'll never forget Russell Russell was like. Russell was like, Bill, I'm gonna swea to you. Nobody gets money over there, but I promise you I'm gonna get you that back. And I was

like what He was like, I promise younna. The only person getting paid over that Cynni Cowford, Cuny Cowfords get money six fig of money. And I never forget. Russell said this, if I can't make a million dollars off you, I don't want to manage you. If I can't make a million dollars, if you make five million, I should make a million. If you make tim That's how he was talking to me at the time, I was like

just getting right. At that time, Russell Um was managing me, and they got me the bag and so that's but I was the number one VJ. I deserved the bag. You did, now when you did how to be a player? Right, do you think that kind of like, may people have a perception of you that wasn't who you are because based off of what you're telling us, you weren't really like that? Yeah, it was. It was good and bad. Like I was cool the fellas, but I couldn't pull a chick for a minute, like for like a year,

because Chicken is like, oh my god. Then know you're not gonna through me like that. Seeing your movie, your movie like Bill that looked like you when they do this that looks like that means you did real. I mean I was. I knew the character was gonna be hard to play because I was just like, this is a character that is going to be difficult for women to digest. I said, the only way I can do this if I'm not arrogant about it. So I had to make it fun like I wasn't like, yo, I'm listill,

I said, I gotta be fun. So like it's not like I don't know, I'm being a bad boy. I'm just right. It's just even the guy in real life that you're disgusting, right, But it was like a kid, Oh my god, it was like what I'm so. I did it in a colorful, fun way so that people could digest it. But guys like the fact that I had so many women were like, you know what, he gotta get caught up because we had two But listen, we had two indites to that movie. The one ending

was that I got away with everything and the movie tank. Yeah. Women was like, you know they do the little focused that they was mad and then when they said when they got caught, they was like, okay, good, yeah, because he was bull So then when they when they tested it with me getting caught, the women is shot up. So that's when we knew we had a good movie.

But women were like, I love the ending. Have you ever been a side guy because you talk about how women are being side chicks and guys aren't that good at it? Right? No, No, guys are not good being side Have you ever like when you were younger being like the guy on the side been? I think I was, and I didn't know it when I think back at it, because I didn't know why I wasn't getting on the

A team. You know what I'm saying, because a lot of times women have a team and B team too, so they got the eight teams to do that you really care about, but you got the backup. Do he come off the bench? I think I was wasting a six man. I was Jamaal Crawford. I was like, Yo, I'm really nice, but I can't start for you, baby. I made a lot of chicks like that that. I

was like, no, I'm not ready. I don't know if you know when you're in that position, like because like women to me, women let you know, you just don't really want to accept it. You know how y'all do because you like us, but you won't tell us it's you really not him. You say stuff like let's hook up, Like you know what, why don't we get together for a drink or whatever? Like let's get together for a drink.

I want to hang out. I want to hang out like next week or two weeks, and then you go to you go somewhere with your man and you'll have a good time. You're ate The eighteen vacation. I get the drink. Do you come back tan? Like the funny it is you come back to you look good, You're in a good mood. You see me, I'm like, hey, Angela's like, what's up? How you been? Oh my god, well you've been. Oh. I had just me and my

girls went through Jamaica. Then we turned up and then we came back and I was thinking about you, and I was like, let's get together for a drink. Due listen together. I think six Man before. We definitely have our guys that we put in those categories. It's like, let's get together for a drink. It's like, you don't like me like that, but you like me. You cool, He's cool, You're cool to hang around like a little time. You're like hanging out with me. But I'm not him.

I'm not him yet. Yeah, I'm not like it's like but but it's it's funny because I remember this one chick I really really, really really like, and she was dealing with this drug dealer cat. I never kids. I grew up in Jersey, you know, and all the drug dealer dudes was like like to street Girl, like you know, shah he shay oh my god, Shan shot his baby. Like that's how it was where I grew up, Like yeah, big, the big guy on the block, like he was like the frides with the hood. I was always losing the

Shahid my whole life because I wasn't no show. I wasn't gonna sell drugs to get no chick. But they always had times, the drug dealer cats or in my neighborhood always had times. A little cute like the baddest chick in my block. She was not messing with you. She was like, yo, Bill, you cute, but but you ain't shot. You're not shot. Shot. Came pull up in the nice s out. I want to bite. You don't

even exist. And that's the game of life, though, if you want to be honest, it's just like you just gotta make sure wherever you are as a man, you just make sure you're him. You're him for you and you're him for life, like and the check that's for you will be you. At some point, do you remember losing your virginity? Yeah? What was that like? Where you it was quick? How old were you high school? Like

your teen? Yeah? I think I was like probably like fifteen when you when y'all were at the same age. When she younger. I think she was like seventeen eighteen, and uh yeah. I felt so embarrassed because it was it was too fast. She was experienced already. Yeah. I was like, she was just say how to me? I'm sure fast? Hi? Did you guys? So? How was it the second time? That was the first? Back there? The second time? You seemed nasty like she always want to

go right back to do I was. I remember. I was just really embarrassed because I was just like, oh my god, I apologize. I'm so sorry, like sixteen year old, but did you guys do it again? Yes? Okay? Was the second time much better? Any right? Like two minutes more? Three? Yeah? You know, when you're young and you don't have experienced that potential in you, you know what you know, I'm gonna getting a drink even though it was quick? Did you like tell your boys after? Like yo? I didn't

tell him. I didn't tell him. I was quick draw ma grawl. But I felt like I had, you know, got pass that threshold. I guess when you were a teenaged like I had my first my first I was like, wow, it's different, Like I feel like I'm a big boy now, you know, because I had heard other guys, you know, in high school said that they had that experience and I hadn't had it at that time. So I was kind of felt like I made the boys club or whatever. I was proud you were like a late bloomer than

kind of. I literally feel like that. My whole career always felt like, you know, I'm the fourth quarter cat like I never I never felt like I was always the guy. Like I always felt like I had to work for it, like the swan, Like you had to bloom, You plant your seeds and then you blossom later. Because a lot of the chicks that I liked, even when I was young, and they didn't see the potential, and then later when I blew up, they was like, oh my god, Belle. You know, I'm like, they're your parents.

Like I'm just curious because to see, like how you were growing up, not in the streets like that, going to see in Hall Prep, being a bit of a late bloomer, being so cautious, wanting to get into finance, Like what was that like at home? Well, I just grew up in a blue collar family. You know. My mom and dad were hard workers. You know, high school education.

My mom didn't graduate from high school. My mom had me when she was like sixteen, so you know, they were a young couple and you know, they just figuring it out like good times, you know, like Okay, I got a son, now I gotta work and this that the other. So my parents were just like, don't mess up, get some education, you better be something. Don't you be pump you see no drugs, and don't you get nobody like that was that was the one to three. You get a goddamn job. Don't you call it you with

no foolishness? Did they understand like what you were doing when you were working at MTV? Did they get it? Because you know sometimes parents in the entertainment industry they don't quite. My mom was so afraid for me. I never forget what my mom was like, oh my god, baby, you're gonna be in an entertainment That's all they do is drugs everywhere. I was like, it was me, all right, mama, I'll figure it out, you know. And and and my mom was so nervous, you know, she was just like,

oh my god. And then like she started seeing me with like other stars, you know, my dad and she's like, oh my god, baby, you was talking to with me. Oh my god, oh my god, baby, I've seen you talking to Beyonce and Nelmen. How do you know all them people? So it was just so weird because you gotta understand there is a window between ninety one and nineties seven that was prolific in hip hop and pop culture. Let me, what I'm about to hit you with is crazy.

And let me give Angela Angela her flowers because my book spawned off the Breakfast Club when I came in and did that interview and they said to me, you should do a book. I probably it's from them. So between n and nineties seven, let's go back in a movie. MTV was not playing our music like at all. We got certain shows and the vh on was all rock and roll and let's speak, let's give me, and the nineties the alternative rock ship was big. To remember, the

playing or and beat. It wasn't playing like you know that's I know, all the Atlantis, Morsets and all of that. Here comes ninety one, ninety two, Here comes Naughty by Nature, he comes TLC, he comes h Town and Jade, and you can't the song, and then I had Jams. So Jams was the hybrid of hip hop pop. So it was so important to the culture. So all these boys and men shoot blew up all these groups. Brandy sho,

Oh my god, Monica, thing about what I'm saying. It's all happened in the series that people were coming up were right there. Remember that they were doing the hype Williams of doing those big expenses daddy video videos. And it was so big. Remember MTV and Vitch Ones in the box video Music Box with Yes and I remember the video Start again, so big that they started premiering them. I remember Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson and they premiered

it on Fox. I remember they were premiered on Regular and Jackson Screen and you were the one remember that premiere. Michael Jackson is the only artist to ever do this, to broadcast the premiere of his video on every network and at the same time, It's not every candle said in that time though, it was so crazy, and you know it's crazy. You know Fred Jordan's You remember French So I used to enter from him. That was my boy. Yeah,

we both lived in Jersey City. He actually made me quit my job when I worked at um Woutang to go work for D'Angelo because he was like, he always want me to come work for him when I graduated, but I ended up going to work for Woutang. But I used to intern for Fred, and I remember Diddy was primarying like he wanted to because Fred used to

pick up videos. What he had to do a presentation, so everybody wanted to be cool with him, because if you wanted to get your video played on MTV, the first step was dread had to even present your video. So I remember doing had us come to his studio daddy's house to watch. I think it was a hypnotized video. And Fred used to take him everywhere, like we went to go see a new audition and concert, like and

altie him in art. They used to take me everywhere and it was like the most amazing place to be and he really like helped me a lot in my career. After I graduated, he was like, I really want you to come work here, but I ended up working for Woutang, and then he was like I want you to go work here. Now I want you to leave. He was like, you need to be doing this R and B thing. You need to go work for D'Angelo. But he was

the man, Yeah, and how to nowhere? You know, he took his own light and he was so vibrant, like he was such a see his little glasses, his face and everything. He was just a really incredible a guy in a spirit. And I never could imagine that that would be his fate at that time. We were all so young, you know what I'm saying, And I didn't know that. See, this is why I'm glad we're talking. This is a good it's a good living service because because we are reminiscing about the more time that nobody

else does back like we're going. We're talking about a time and in music, in the culture that people can't get back to. We're the right age and we were right at part of a movement that was culturally powerful. Right. Music videos meant everything. They had budgets, you know what I'm saying. Videos made a lot of money. You know, I started my career and music videos doing being a video vixen. And back in the day, Margot Wainwright was my manager and she used you know Margot yeah, shend yeah,

she discovered me. She got me Bunita Hyple bomb was yeah, an Apple bomb for for a tripical quest. But at that time, I'm not gonna lie. Margot got me into the budget. Every video I did, I got paid and it was it was this is what the new girls don't know. You know, they only fans and they you know, they're doing stuff on Instagram in the nineties. To be a beautiful woman that knew how to dance or whatever, it would just be extra sexy. You got paid for that,

and tell you something you was in. They wanted you in a lot of videos too, Like a lot of girls got famous back from just being in a videos. And the style your hair makeup was crazy. That's another thing. Every set I was on, I had my own dressing room. I was treated like you know, it was like, yeah, like I don't understand girls doing videos for two hundred dollars three, but it's a different It's just they a

million dollars videos exactly. And and I worked. I had I was on videos that were for big artists and we had but one thing about being an on set for a video. You get there six in the morning and they don't know what the next day. All that I remember, I'm gonna tell you a funny story about getting your money right. I'm gonna leak this, Okay, I'll leak it. So when I was doing How to Be a Player, we did a video with Foxy Brown and Drew Hill. Yes a big bad mom in Wall Street area. Right.

I never forget this ship that Foxy would not come out the trailer until she got her fucking money right. And so I'm thinking, I'm the star of the video, my movie. I'm like, why are we waiting? Because I'm mad. I'm sitting in the trailer for like three hours Financial District and I'm trying to figure out so nobody was giving me the right story and nobody was telling me the truth. So I'm like, boom bum bum bum bum.

You know the little trail, boom boom, Foxy, what's the deal? Yo, Bell, real talk, real talk, Leo to bring me my motherfucking money. And I'm like, what happened? Like, Yo, we're sitting here for three hours. Yeah, it's to three in the morning. How to fuck is she gonna get cash? She said, I want cash. I was like three in the morning. Out of nowhere, a big as Mercedes whatever came up come and she was like, doom, Doom, Doom Doom. I was crazy. I was like, she is all gave me

thirty dollars to make off of that movie. I made some good money. Okay, good god. Yeah, and you coined the phrase booty call. Yeah, but I didn't get paid the booty call. Y'all just got a lot of booty off of me. But booty call I should have trademard. But I didn't know that ship In was just gonna say a joke that everybody would go because it's funny.

You know why I came up with that because I had to figure out a way to say it without being nasty, because I was you could say it on TV back then it was so conservative about what you could say. But I was like, yo, I made a booty call, and it actually sounds funny. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's not that I'm sure booty call is in the urban dictionary. You're already on the regular dictionary, Like these are booty call ours. Don't be hitting me up at this time exactly in the morning all day.

Don't want me eleven, I think like after eleven, after Levin. You know what it is, ye, last, It depends on what time I start getting tired. If you called me out of time and I'm already getting tired, you're calling me too late. Listen, if I'm leaving a club and I'm tipsy and you just happened to call you, just love it that it's still a bead like I was just thinking about you. Now it's a booty text because people people just texted w y D. That's a new booty called w I did two am? You lead the

club in the day. You had to do so much work. See the new cats now they they got they got the social media stuff. They're doing d m s, they're doing all this crazy stuff. But in the nineties, right, you had to you literally had to call like you would call it chicken, like, Yo, what's up are you doing? What's yo? I'm up to? No doubt you won't come by your mom, willmate going for the weekend like you would stay over here as this. You have a lot

of conservativeness about you. Were you always conservative in the bedroom? Too? And no, I hope not, you know, because like, are you experimental? Me? I think you know what I think? For me? I think I'm I'm not like ultra wow. I thought I was Wow. Let me tell you how you realize you ain't wow until you go to hedonism. Oh my god, I've never been. I thought I was like like like in this like if you look at why I on a one to ten. I thought I was at seven want to get to do lip service.

That he didn't listen, you do the service that you gotta do it because you're gonna realize you ain't wild. For those that there shot the cover off Smooth magazine and we didn't on the resort, he said, you think you wow, go over there caps and one side as nude and the other side is proved. So on nude side anything goes. Wait, so they in the pool it is wild. Hold on because if I don't know, I know a lot of people don't know what that is.

To explain what heating is, let's start with the word heatonism. It is called liberation. It is like no ceilings. Whatever you want to do. The old judgment is wild like and they trave go around the world with this. I didn't notice that I've met like three or four single who single women who went by themselves just swing. So I thought, before I ever went to heatonism that I was potentially like a wold guy. I was like, yo, I'm you know, I'm good, like like I don't know

what to do. I'm good at this. I'm good at that. I'm probably like at an eight out of ten. I'm I'm like g in this game when I went to Heatonism and I've seen what Wow really is, I'm at a two. But because they don't care about nothing, like, yo, right here, right there, I see the whole nicked woman go past me in the slide. But as you're standing at the whole naked person to come about, it's a clear it's a clear slide, and they'll slide through the club.

He was like, so you just see balls hanging yeah, everything like like I was like, I was, I felt so nerdy I was. I was clutching myself. I was like, I was like, and even on the pool side, you could be naked. So they're still naked people in the pool side too, it's just on the new tide. You have let me tell you. Can I tell you all funny story because I got you. I got got stories. So I'm Bill Bell and me I'm doing this thing with Michael Bays And he didn't tell me no, prep

he didn't get me, no nothing. He was just like, Yo, Bill, I want you to do hostess comedy show at my joint and Jamaica Hedonism. I'm thinking that's a state. I don't know what hedonism is at the time. As soon as I checked in, I'm not lying. Put my bags in my room. I come around the corner by the pool. What are they doing up in they are heaving a um. I think it's a Sunday dudes have Sundays on them on Sunday when they privacy like banana is the it's probably doing like an event where it was a fun

There's four guys, five guys. There are five guys laying on the ground by the pool. You making something you want? I can't make this up. You walk around the corner. There's five guys laying on the ground and the girls have the chocolate, they have the sprinkles, they have the whipping, the chairmanship, and they're putting it all over here and they get in. I've never heard of this and they please. So I've never been to hedonism. I do want to go.

We can do it. And when we were to us to do lip service that I I was so excited about the Sunday thing because that sounds not hygienic. No, but this was pre COVID and this was like a man. They was boyfriend. She had two boyfriends, and she was sucking both of them, like switching in the pool, and everybody was just like watching them, and they knew. Everybody was like and like, get against the But that's so crazy about it is they don't tell you. They should

give you a pamphlet, Buckle up, buck let go. Are you conservatism? Because she's about to get everything? You go there? And I was like, Stephanie, have I told a lot in here? Yet? My whole the whole, the whole three days I was there, my mouth was over like this, oh my god that I kept saying, Oh my god, like never seen people be so free. And so I'm sitting I was gonna be on the news side of

the whole time. You be in your room and people walk up past your room didn't make you more free later in life, like after experiencing that, realizing you were no, it just no. It just made me realize, like I'm not that wild, Like I might be wild in my mind,

but this but people are freer than me. Like there's like we are conservative, Like I know I'm conservative, but like I didn't know, like it's levels to this, Like I didn't know that some people don't even care about the stuff you're thinking about, like like literally I never forget. I'm at the bar right and there was a toler party. I'm not making this up. And I'm like and I'm like and I'm hearing like and I'm sitting there going, I've never heard that cat around. I'm not going to

turn around. The sound is crazy. I don't know that whatever it is, it's not supposed to be outside. I turned around and this girl is taking care of her man and they both naked right next to me. Let please don't please, don't touch me, and kind of like I'll turn like like I've never seen them. I'm like, oh my god, Like what is he trying to hold her head free? Did you get? Did you get naked at all? Naked? Mantos just come out of nowhere because I get I'm bill belling me. I can't do you

just walking around you. I was walking around and I walk around my trunk and stuff. But she said it's new and fruit like you ain't gotta stay with it because the people crazy not nor side. Make me a promise all the time. If I'm doing your shows clean, do this this. Let's make this promise right here with this crew. Do your show a heatonism the amount of material because your show is kind of sexual and all it's going to make y'all show go through because y'all ain't.

Y'all ain't even if y'all ain't even at typing at the surface, are you gonna come to all the way on the crew? Shipe Angela. I'm checking it over here from cru side. We over here heaving drinks, welling water on the rocks. Well, I've learned something on this service. So you've never heard of it. I've always heard about I haven't. I'm not to Jamaica. I'm not surprised if you never Well, if you're gonna do Jamaica and you want to do it like in a way that will

you'll be like the experience is crazy doing heatonism. I want to do. No moving on with you. I've been to Jamaica a few times in my lifetime, and hedonism is not what you want to go on Jamaica. I'm sorry,

I mean I want but I feel like we go together. Yeah, is a perfect because just to let you know, we definitely had somebody squirre in this room before, right, like that's right where you sitting here now wasn't well okay, So it was a guy who was a dominatrix somewhere, yeah, and his girl was and he knows how to make girls square and he definitely made her square everywhere, and he was like, don't square yet, not until I tell you hold on, and then he was like ten nine

eight and she was one we lorner. Yeah, I didn't want to get hit by squirts. It's not your squirt. I imagine far away? What did the producers do? What y'all do? Ya? Y'all was behind that, Like don't you partnership? That's on that that happened on a real show a couple of months out. So y'all, I'll promise you heating is all that to say, I feel like our show

was a perfect fit for Heatonism. The the guests would enjoy our show, yeah, might be like, oh my god, how many people with books just to see your kidding? I cannot make this up. It is the best experience I had as far as like open my eyes up to that level to let you know, because I was just like I'm really not that wow, Like I was like, yo, I'm kind of dope, like I do this. I do man, you ain't ship like my ship like home deep on.

There's levels to the to the game of freedom of like experiences that I probably would never endure because I'm a little too kind of Yeah, I was trying to look for it. It's that's wait a minute, I wasn't there that. I was like, wait, did he stick his fist in her? Like that's what look like? Yeah, we were scared. Ain't scared of ship like she's having a baby.

She did. It's kind of was found and and her legs was up and he used like electric current and fireplay just where he was literally rubbing fire on her body would have wand and then he used to different talk of toys in his hand and his fingers. You have to st up. I have a questions the last time you guys stand there, is it still the same now? Because you know everything's changed. My man, that hotel is like a time capsule. It's before is exactly the same

here upgraded, it's the same. So I need to Jamaica where Okay, that's the best part of Jamaica to happen and I want to go jump off that Jamaica Jamaica. Sure that you could do. If your first trip to Jamaica is like on some nonheatingism stuff. You want to go to the grill. The grill is beautiful, like Montego Bay is kind of like more tristy and it's easier to get to from the airport. But you want to go to the grill because the grill it's like more

low key and very beautiful. But couple if you want to be with your girls, I feel like you could do. But like if you want some like it's two ways to do the grill. You do it with your man. Have a good song, you your man. It's gonna be sexy, like a James Bond move. If you're single, you're probably gonna want to do the other ones right o cho

in Montico bayttle of Magaritaville is kind of romance. Yeah, it's so it's so pretty in the water, it's like beautiful in the in the in the beach, it's like sugar. It's crazy to the country. Port Antonio the Giant. Okay, don't play Jamaica Jamaica I love Jamaica. I visit the most place I visited besides Puerto Rico. I am I thinking Old Moon Bay? Is that the resort half Moon? Ye? Stay go stay your first time to Jamaica, I say, isn't the most beautiful resort? It was the most eye opening. Yeah,

and the most the most sexy, the sexiest thing. And my wife took me to this. This was so sexy. It was it was what they did. The James Bond is the Golden Eye, the other one and only one and only? Yeah, like like she said that, but like, but that's for like romance. Yeah, it's only it's only like nine to twelve llers. You have like a butler. It's crazy. Jennifer got married, the one Jennifer Billies and the Bahamas, right, So I can't think un is Ian

fleming that created James Bond. He wrote most of the different scripts at this villa. This is where he would go and write. But can we work on oscars for the how to be playing? Years? Yeah? Can we that? Nobody squirting it, nobody going to score one. We need we need the how to be a player. Like three different ladies Angelie movie. Yeah, a couple. I just did a nice little hood Detroit movie because it's in my dream. No, but I want to put you in a scene though,

Can I put you in the scene? I don't have to square it right? No? Please do like? Okay, So realistically, how to be a Player Part two is on the way right, So how to be and can you do? Like different players? Because what we can do because we're gonna make this happen. We're gonna speak and it's gonna happen. This happens to me about twenty times in my life. I'm going to speak it into existence. I'm going to find a role in the movie that each of you can be in. Yes, yes, that's going to be fine.

We not gonna be in Jamaica, and you ain't got to get all way and stuff. Pretty good. Okay, you're going to be in a movie. I wanna put you in a movie, and you're gonna be in a scene where you're gonna look really beautiful and it could be really sexy. And you're not gonna be drunk though, okay, because because you like she like like good hair makeup, and she could drink, she could drink. Rink you right, you drink everybody You showed me that I'm not built

for this. Look at this leta and that's exactly like yo, look at my cup and look at and yours is. I got to refresh. But listen, I want to thank you guys for having me. Now, we want to thank you. We actually had a really good time because we all know. We didn't get as nasty as you guys want to be. But we respect lots of the fact that you are married and I have children. Yeah, yeah, you're going to be very entertained, but they're daddy funny here to respect

our legends. Y'all are a national treasure and you are a national treasure. Yeah, and I shows the whole way it is about being so nasty colorful though. Yeah, we had a flashback moment. She learned about hedonism. We know she knew women. Where we go, Hyke Williams, we're talking about video directors and you lit up on that. What was what was the dopest video you was Let's get your flowers dopes video? I was in, jay Z excuse me, miss excuse me? That was crazy. That was the dopest

video I was in, for sure, Stephanie. The dopest video I was in was video I did with Dio called UM Forever. Now, that's probably my favorite video I ever there but everybody loves to chains and Kanye was the birthday for birthday. She was that popped out birthday. That was all I do is that was Margo. She was like, trust me, you're going to be the star of alright, you're a video vixen as well. You are video Okay.

So I was a vixen ship. So I was in UM the Brat video and I played the valet and I was a guy driving off in the range like like that was my real car. She was like, this is your cars. Like a little video I was in. I was in Tupac Temptation Baby or Your Lonely Baby, Touch You if you only tell me you that video I was in. I was also in my video with Foxy and Drew Hills. That was a good video. I know that. Okay quick, I'm gonna come back from my book.

My book is called Top Billing. It'll be out April of twenty three, and that's the podcast to the podcast Top Billing. I'm on Spotify, I am on Apple Music YouTube TV, and you shout to the top of the charts on the show to number one last. When your podcast, y'all you can me down. You to come to l A. We film Hollywood Boulevard. I want you try to be dressed all sexy and fly like y'all do, and turn up.

We're gonna do it in l A. And when you got knock to the West coming, I'll be in l A at y'all got liquor go everywhere, five mics and we're gonna have a time, a great time. We're gonna have a time and then guess what by then out to have my trip to Jamaica to be let down. And let me tell you something. You get lot a couple of drinks. She being there eating Sunday's. Okay, you know what they think we might right Sunday. I think it's called Sunday Funday. Yeah, I think that's the rest

Sunday Funday. Right. Thank you guys. We appreciate you so putting us in the movie because we're gonna hold you today. Okay, you're gonna be in my movie at one time for Benjamin Button. Yeah see y'all see this. But when we do the women's version, I might help write that. That's because she Neste I got this. We're gonna make these guys so mad because that's gonna be how to be a Player's gonna how she'd be a player. That's it. Let's serve it.

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